#Bones: are they... you know
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listen... ive done my moping, ive sulked for long enough about spocks forced female love interests.
it is infinitely funnier if you consider the idea that literally EVERYONE in the federation has the hots for either spock or kirk and then the two idiots get together with each other they break a trillion hearts.
#also i headcanon that spock just thinks hes ace#and that he simply cannot differentiate between platonic and romantic feelings#Spock: ah yes im a totally straight man#james T Kirk: *exists*#Spock: *gay panic*#Bones: are they... you know#Uhura: ... i genuinely have no idea#bones pulling spock aside and asking him to pick between a picture of tpring and chapel#spock: where did you get those photos?#bones: that doesnt matter. just answere the qustion#spock: uhh chapel#bones: okay how bout now *holds up a photo of jim*#spock: *suddenly realizing why he fails with romantic relationships with women*#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#star trek#jim kirk#james t kirk#strange new worlds#christine chapel#tpring#gay spock#spirk#bones mccoy#nyota uhura#snw spirk#snw spock#star trek snw#snw james kirk
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did you know jackalopes are my favorite cryptid
#illustration#jackalope#jackalopes#digital illustration#original illustration#orignal art#art#cryptid#cryptid art#american cryptids#i have mirrored jackalope tattoos on my collar bones!!#i love jackalopes!!!#if you guys wanna see the jackalope tattoos lemme know id be happy to share!!#non fandom art#non fandom#peachmoths art tag#hidden veil
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Tragic: Guy you based your entire villain backstory on doesn't even remember you
#art#comic#sonic the hedgehog#sth#shadow the hedgehog#infinite the jackal#sonic fanart#sonic#sonic forces#My funny BTS on this comic is Shadow's initial response was 'sounds like cope but okay' but I wanted something less internet-pilled LOL#I've drawn more Sonic Forces fanart than I intended but it is EXCLUSIVELY because I think Infinite is SO funny#I'm gonna shove him in a locker#Bro lost a fight once and it shattered his self esteem#He's been practicing his evil laugh for months and when he finally gets his chance Shadow hits him with the 'I don't know you'#Also since this is taking off I want to clarify: I am a hater in the silly sense. I understand why Infinite has fans#The bones of a good character are there it’s just the writing of this game failed him So Bad#Forces is my least fave Sonic game but I can’t stop thinking about it because of its missed potential#Forces tries to make a lot of very serious plot points but the impact is just not there. It becomes unintentionally funny as a result
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bones !
#the locked tomb#tlt fanart#gideon the ninth#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#my art#forgot to say this but the little bone that holds harrows cape#is called astragalus (im not sure i searched the actual name in english in google because i know it as the taba)#its a little bone in the foot of humans and animals and has a funny rounded square shape#there is very old spanish game where you throw those bones like they are dice#i think harrow would like that game
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august is like if being 17 was a month in the calendar year
#transitional period#where everything is bright and warm and at the same time#you know what’s coming#you know the chill that’s about to settle into your bones#it’s like if lead weights were covered in syrup
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call me a jealous hater but it makes me so mad that i will never ever be able to sleep as comfortably as a little kitty cat, there's too many bones in me!! even at my most comfy i will never get on their level
#like if you cried 😔#ben.txt#edit to say yes i know they actually have more bones than us (230 vs 206 roughly)
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Happy 1 year anniversary to FNAF ruin!!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#cassie fnaf#gregory fnaf#mimic#mimic fnaf#fnaf ruin#fnaf security breach#fnaf fanart#HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO PEAK!!#tbh I don’t draw mini like anniversary drawings often but#I really wanted to draw Cassie and the mimic again 🙏🏾#this basically sums up what’s going on in ruin#just the mimic putting on new costumes and doing a voice#to order others around to get what they need etc#Cassie doesn’t want to yell at Gregory 😔#and the mimic definitely knows that#TBH THIS comic truly kills me#it hits my funny bone so I hope yall like this too#love you ruin ���💜💜
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my absolute favourite thing about the kirk and spock dynamic is that the whole time you’re watching the show spock is gaslighting you into thinking that kirk is this loose canon and spock is paragon of logic keeping his captain on the straight and narrow when its very clearly the other way round. aside from being turned on by everyone and fighting like an old-timey boxer…. kirk is just like.. quite a logical, stable guy. like yeah he rules with his emotions but he’s rarely reckless or erratic, even in situations of immense pressure he’s always calm and measured. sure kirk is unhinged and insane, but we knew that right off the bat. spock on the other hand tries to hide how insanely balls to the walls crazy he is by standing next to jim and hiding all his derangement with logic. i think the reason bones beefs with spock so much because he is the only one who has noticed that spock is an absolutely unhinged individual. (jim is too busy doodling <3 mr jim spock <3 all over his briefings to notice)
#remember that time spock mutinied and pretended to be jim lmao#hes so girl math#and kirk was like lmao fair enough love you while bones just stood there like MUTINY???#we know that bones is the only thing keeping that ship afloat at this point lmao#star trek#star trek tos#spock#kirk#bones mccoy#jim kirk#james t kirk#spirk#tos
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We're going on an ass kicking adventure.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Yes indeed this is a reference to the classic 'Kirby's fucking pissed' meme. It felt fitting given the circumstances.#Wei Wuxian is nothing but a villain now. His name is but a booeyman and scapegoat for everything that goes wrong.#It is a cruel and unusual punishment to be Irrepairable to others. That no matter what you do - you are othered and unsalvageable.#While this situation deals with necromancy & war & politics...boy does it ever mirror how modern drama campaigns go.#I wonder if MXTX did that on purpose? Considering how SVSSS talks about the relationships between authors and their fans/work -#Its stands to reason that WWX story is indeed a parallel for how the public prefers black and white & sensationalist views of people.#People are heroes or villains and trying to think about the nuance is too much work.#And it does not matter what the truth or lies are. The rumour exists and so it must hold truth.#It feels like someone dropped a poorly researched callout post on WWX on twitter that went viral.#80% of the people don't even know who he is but are still leaving him death threats.#“Guys I know we all used to really love WWX's content but I heard he unethically sourced his bones for his last art installation...”#Okay actually he might indeed do unethical bone sourcing. I need to think longer on what the hyper-specific hobby drama might be.#And a huge shout out to LWJ who is right in the vicinity watching this happen in horror. *That* is a specially kind of torment too.
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that one scene in crooked kingdom

#you know the one#six of crows#shadow and bone#leigh bardugo#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#crooked kingdom#kanej#grishaverse
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@scorpling: *galaxy brains* someone should draw the TLT necromancers as their corresponding Sailor Guardians
Me: Oh that sounds like a great idea. Too bad I've actually never watched Sailor Moon tho
Me:
Me: Palamedes in a miniskirt tho.
#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#ianthe tridentarius#judith deuteros#abigail pent#palamedes sextus#john gaius#dulcinea septimus#isaac tettares#silas octakiseron#should I even tag#sailor moon#Minor spoilers I guess but. Not really#I may make a bonus Gideon drawing 👀#Scorps are you happy#Thank you for telling me everything I needed to know about Sailor Moon to do this#Tamsyn drop Alecto news please your fans are drawing the necromancers in sailor moon costume#sailor bones#my art
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Journalist Clark Kent was assigned covering the Ghost and Ectobeing Science Confrence. With the Anti-Ecto Acts having been repealed and the GIW disbanded late last year, the science deviated from weaponry and was now far more ectobiology and ecto-sociology centric. He was tasked with reporting the new scientific advancements and discoveries for the average layman.
The conference, hosted at Metropolis Convention Center, lasts an entire week. The unusually long conference length is explained on its webpage, claiming it’s; “precaution for potential delays or setbacks from; ghost attacks, enraged ex-government GIW employees, or extreme ecto-tech malfunction.”
Just from that notice alone, Clark knows he’s going to have quite the eventful week ahead of him.
#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#bones prompts#most conferences I’ve experienced or know friends who have gone to are usually like 3 or so days long max#might do more ‘GIW and Anti Ecto aren’t an obstacle in this fic to work with’ prompts bc it leaves you with a lot of new opportunities#lmk y’all’s thoughts
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I refuse to change my headcanon that most of the other people at Canaan House probably thought Gideon was Harrow’s pretty boy toy until she showed them she could actually fight because she acted exactly nothing like a real Cav in anyway. A teenage ruler shows up with a hot butch that clearly isn’t trained to be a ninth Cav or even a normal-ish one? Come on. They probably thought griddlehark were over compensating trying to hide by staying away from each other. 
#the locked tomb#gideon nav#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#jokes on them#Harrow pretty much DID bring Gideon as a pretty boy toy#because she clearly barely understands just how good Gideon is with swords#like she openly admits that she’s surprised that Gideon is that good when they fight the bone monster thing#bitch why did you bring her then if you didn’t actually know she was one of the best swordswoman ever ?????#oh because you wanted her with you. gay bitch.
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based on the scene with Nancy and Robin and how upset Steve is that he can't seduce that man, I propose:
Steve would try to fuck every DnD npc whose description sounds mildly attractive to him.
And maybe, coincidentally, the first couple of times it's girl characters, so no one bats an eye when he does the equivalent of sauntering over with a "hi :)".
But then it's a man, a guard maybe and everyone is suspicious at first, but it works. Steve wins him over and it works to their advantage, so no further discussion is needed.
Except, then it starts to become a habit. He beds a prince, a bard, a couple of maids and queens, an elf. Tries an orc, gets killed about it.
And it's so ridiculous, because at least once every session Eddie will introduce someone and Steve will go "I'm gonna sleep with them"
Everyone: "Steve. You don't have to-"
Steve: "I'm gonna"
Everyone: "No one's asking you to-"
Steve: "I approach them with a proposition"
Everyone: "UGH 🙄"
#robin's like: on god‚ we will get you a date#steve harrington#little do they know he just likes to see Eddie squirm#he especially likes when Eddie has to reject him because he rolled too low because he has to do it even as he's red in the face#like. visibly dying to jump Steve's bones afsgsjls#steddie#steddie headcanon#stranger things#obligatory disclaimer: i know nothing of dnd#+
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Attention crew, the use of all modified dreidels and similar constructs is henceforth banned within recreation spaces.
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Hehehe Happy Hanukkah, holidays, and new year you guys!💖
#Chekov was the one who asked Scotty to make them and he knows Kirk is gonna chew him tf out#‘within recreation spaces’ you KNOW they’re gonna open up some underground mech-toy battle ring#my art#star trek#spock#james t kirk#spirk#s'chn t'gai spock#jim kirk#bones mccoy#spones#mcspirk#spock/mccoy#leonard mccoy#hanukkah#montgomery scott#hikaru sulu#pavel chekov
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Saw a text convo on here the other day and I could only see these three idiots having this interaction
#their group chat would truly be heinous imo#kirk spams memes spock is sickeningly indulgent and bones fondly hates his life#they’re besties my honor#Star Trek#Star Trek shitposting#Star Trek memes#Star Trek aos#at least in my mind#bc you know they’re ridiculous#spock#jim kirk#james t kirk#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#aos kirk#aos spock#aos bones#my art?? I mean I made it#spirk or mcspirk depending on how you squint
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