#Bridget Archer
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itexpertakib · 2 years ago
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𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗙𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗺𝗲.
𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀𝗔𝗽𝗽: +𝟴𝟴𝟬𝟭𝟴𝟮𝟮𝟯𝟵𝟬𝟮𝟴𝟵
𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲: 𝗜𝘁𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗯
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boypr1ncesss · 1 year ago
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the thing about the queer media tournament that really gets me is that last i checked there wasn't a single mxtx work on it. like not even the untamed made it in and don't get me wrong the og mo dao zu shi books are huge but cql is def more popular among tumblr circles. idk it just really rubs me the wrong way how every single piece of western media that ppl have ever gotten a lil bit aggressive abt shipping with is there and then for east asian media there's utena and madoka magica and the handmaiden and last i checked that was pretty much it. and then for the rest of the world there's next to/nothing but idk enough to really make judgements there.
#like. really? no mo dao zu shi? no scum villain's self saving system? no heaven's official blessing? no nana?#i can think of at least 10-20 pieces of media more deserving of being in there than some of the western works that got in off the top of my#head. yuri is my job (self explanatory). fate/stay night (most of the cast is bi but esp rin bc she says it out loud + saber trans coded).#fate/extra (red saber canon bi + nameless archer. stay night lancer. kirei and issei are all there). black butler (grelle trans. also#eric and alan from one of the musicals + alois from s2 of the accursed anime + nina and possibly mey rin are all gay)#toilet bound hanako kun (kou and mitsuba went canon). the evillious chronicles (michaela. clarith and bruno are gay. bohemo possibly trans.#gallerian possibly gay). requiem of the rose king (self explanatory). project sekai (mizuki trans. minori and rui possibly gay).#cocoon entwined (literally a yuri). fucking honkai impact 3rd (lesbians but i don't play it so idk who). any uc gundam series w char and#amuro but especially char's counterattack (char and amuro explicitly confirmed to be gay 4 each other by author + movie focuses on their#relationship). also mobile suit zeta gundam (char and amuro together + kamille is a boy's name!). turn a gundam (gay character).#iron blooded orphans (gay character). the witch from mercury (about a lesbian relationship). melty blood (ries and sion lesbians).#guilty gear (bridget (self explatory)). sailor moon (mainly uranus and neptune lesbians but also apparently there are a lot of gay#characters i didn't know abt in sailor moon). the illustrated guide to monster girls (yuri moment). dramatical murder (yaoige). slow damage#(yaoige). sweet pool (yaoige). ouran high school host club (haruhi gender stuff and also her dad's whole deal). cowboy bebop (ed gender#stuff). fullmetal alchemist (envy nonbinary). neon genesis evangelion (kaworu and shinji). like half the villainess isekai out there.#haruhi suzumiya series (the girl herself is openly bisexual). omniscient reader's viewpoint (danmei). fucking re:zero has a trans girl in i#for god's sake. we're well past 20 so i'm allowing myself more fate. fate/extra ccc (red saber again but also gil and caster and bb and-).#fate/hollow ataraxia (follows same cast as f/sn). today's menu for the emiya family (follows same cast as f/sn again. also the switch game#metatextually canonizes shirou's crush on lancer if the interesting descriptions from f/sn and the various bits from f/ha didn't convince#you). fate/apocrypha (rider of black + saber of red transfemme nonbinary and trans guy respectively. the former is also bi). fate/samurai#remnant (f/sr saber nonbinary. also gil is there and rogue archer is def implied to be bi in f/go). fate/zero (waver gay rider bi. saber gi#and kirei are all there and at their most bisexual). the case files/adventures of lord el melloi ii (waver spinoff (self explanatory)).#fate/strange fake (gil and waver are there. also false lancer nonbinary and jester trans). fate/grand order (has p much every character fro#the franchise and more. notably added trans anime girl leonardo da vinci). ok no more fate. since the tournament has a p liberal definition#of media i'm including vocasongs. magnet by minato ft miku and luka (lesbian song abt lesbians). erase or zero by hzedge ft len and kaito#(magnet for boys). himitsu ~kuro no chikai~ by hitoshizuku and yama ft len rin and miku (angel rin falls in love w miku. disguises herself#as a human man to be with her). i think i've made my point clear but add my initial list of the big famous ones (-nana) from the 1st tag.#romeo.txt
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ryatsdollface · 9 months ago
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Favorite books ?
(not in order, but here are a few)
Twisted Games
King of Wrath
All The Devils Are Here
There's Someone Inside Your House
The Ritual
The Great Gatsby
just to name a few - i also read all the other books in the Twisted series and King of Sin series, both by Ana Huang, this year & can't wait for the next one next year ☺️
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thecraggus · 1 year ago
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The Reef: Stalked (2022) Review
The Reef: Stalked is a dumbed down do-over of its predecessor #SharkWeak5
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mypurp1e · 2 months ago
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kiss city
summary: you're the head of a studio that's caught the attention of one of Continental's biggest and brightest directors, causing the team at Continental to scramble as they try to keep her in the fold. relationship: Maya x Reader (established) content notes: explicit smut (18+), light bondage, nipple clamps, clit clamp, vibrator, face sitting, masturbation, AFAB reader, reader is referred to as girl/babygirl/babe/baby/bitch, maya says "fuck" every other sentence... I think that's it.
disclaimer: probably nothing about how i describe the film industry working is accurate lol. forgive me word count: 10.8k (ao3)
It was quieter than usual in the conference room at Continental Studios that morning, especially for having all of the firm’s biggest players sitting around the table for an emergency meeting. It wasn’t a tense quiet—not yet, at least. Just charged, simmering with the news Matt had shared moments before: Bridget Archer was considering another studio for her next project.
“Well, who is it?” Sal asked, not undeterred by the prospect of losing Archer just yet. “Is she thinking Universal? Fox?”
Matt took a deep breath and cast a quick glance in Maya’s direction. She didn’t pretend not to notice, per se, but she was too busy checking her nails to acknowledge him at the moment.
“Adoculos.”
Everyone else’s eyes found Maya then, and the weight of their combined stares forced her to look up from her cuticles. “What?” she asked, even though she knew damn well why she’d suddenly caught everyone’s eye.
“Did you know about this?” Sal asked from his seat across the table.
“I fucking told him about it,” Maya said, gesturing toward Matt with her now thoroughly-inspected hand. “You’re welcome.”
Matt cleared his throat as everyone’s focus returned to him at the front of the room. “We can’t let it happen.” He shrugged, as if there were nothing more to say. “She almost single-handedly made Q4 our best quarter in eleven years.”
Quinn leaned forward in her chair, eager to contribute. “Dreaming in Violet killed it last year. Critical darling and it did great in theaters. Better than expected. Topped the Coen Brothers project that came out at the same time in its second week.”
Anyone who didn’t know that shouldn’t have been in the room, but it was business, and they needed to lay all their cards down.
Matt took back over, hands flat on the table in front of him. “We need her next project. It has to be us. We need to make it so that people know if Bridget Archer is on a film, it’s coming from Continental.”
No one said anything, but everyone sat in silent agreement.
“We’re meeting with her this afternoon, and we’re going to give her whatever she wants,” Matt said, pointing down at the table with one hand as if it was marked with a play-by-play on retaining your studio’s highest-grossing director. “What we did for Scorcese, but multiply it by ten.”
“We’re going to kiss her ass,” Sal chimed in, translating to the rest of the group who didn’t necessarily need the assistance. “Give her the metaphorical hand job of the century.”
Maya scoffed. “If you’re planning a hand job for Bridget Archer, then you’ve already fucked up your pitch.”
“Fine. The cunnilingus job of the century,” Sal said, exasperated. He let the thought hang in the air for a moment before shaking his head. “Doesn’t sound as good.”
Quinn raised an eyebrow at him. “It’ll sound better to the queer auteur who has at least one allusion to the vagina in every scene.”
“We have the upper hand here. We’ve proved we can be the kind of studio where she can make the kind of movie she wants to make,” Matt popped back in, trying to get the conversation back on track. “But Adoculos isn’t unworthy competition. It’s got that art house prestige��the kind an indie-at-heart director still longs for, even after they’ve gotten the major deal. There’s also that automatic rapport—the sapphic bond. We have to overcome that.”
Maya couldn’t help but roll her eyes at the prospect. “Archer is not going to choose the other studio just because the studio head is gay unless you act like a moron and say something like that to her face.” She thought about it for another beat before raising a finger in warning toward him. “And don’t mention what you did to Scorcese, either. We don’t need to remind anyone of that fucking disaster.”
Tyler snapped his fingers in agreement beside her.
“Fine. No Scorcese,” Matt conceded, a grimace crossing his face at the memory.
“So we keep it director-friendly,” Quinn said, projecting confidence in that junior-exec way of hers. “Creative control. Big budget. Significant upfront and equity—”
Maya’s voice, more brash, cut in. “Offer her the terms that would make a director cream their fucking pants to keep working with us.” Matt looked at her skeptically, given her objection to Sal’s earlier metaphor, but she just shrugged. “Genital inclusive.”
The conversation went on, discussing every possible way they could think of to appeal to Archer in ways they hadn’t already during her last film. Quinn had three full pages of notes by the time the ideas stopped flowing and the apprehension began flowing too freely.
Matt sighed the way he did when he was starting to regret having ever being offered studio head, then nodded in Maya’s direction. “Do you, uh,” he said, voice low and yet, still anything but subtle, “Do you have any idea what they’re offering?”
Maya snorted, leaning back in her chair, elbows perched on the armrests. “You’re lucky we know she’s thinking about leaving at all.”
Matt shrank then, just a bit, the amount of shrinking he did anytime Maya pushed back, more out of respect than fear.
“We don’t need to know what they’re offering,” Quinn said, her voice cool and steady. “We have a plan. We just have to stick to it.”
Matt ran his hand through his hair as he tried to keep calm. “All right, let’s take a lunch. The meeting’s at two, so be here before then.”
-*-*-
The meeting lasted longer than it should have, and yet, by the end, no one was sure they had Archer back on the hook.
“Bridget, thank you so much for coming in today,” Matt said, shaking the hand of the woman—short, but still taking up the whole room. “We are really, really excited for this opportunity, and we couldn’t be more willing to make it happen. Let me walk you out.”
Matt led the way out of the conference room with Archer and her team behind him. When the door swung closed, Sal immediately pointed to Quinn.
“Quinn—go. Don’t let him fuck this up.”
Quinn scurried to her feet and ducked out of the conference room, trailing the group for only a few steps before she was walking in stride with Archer’s publicist, close enough to hear whatever Matt was saying (and to jump in and redirect if needed).
“So,” Maya said after the Bridget and her entourage had fully disappeared down the staircase. She pulled a vape pen from her pocket and brought it to her mouth before cocking her head in the direction Quinn had just disappeared into. “How’s that going?”
“There’s no ‘that,’” he answered, but he wasn’t a good liar.
“Okay, man,” Maya said, raising her hands as vapor rose up in wisps around her, sharing a look with Tyler through the brief mist.
Sal swatted at the disappearing cloud from across the table. “Could you not do that in here?” he asked, the words laced with an irritation he wasn’t fully ready to unleash but needed to make known.
“It’s medicinal,” Maya said in response, but put the pen away anyway.
Matt and Quinn returned minutes later, neither looking particularly concerned, but not too optimistic, either.
“She’s going to decide by the end of the day,” Matt said steadily. “They’ll call.”
“What the hell is Ad-hacks offering that’s keeping her from saying yes? You practically handed over the keys to the studio,” Sal asked, saying what they’re all thinking. Maya’s lips twitched, but she had enough loyalty to not give Sal ‘the look’ at the nickname. “I think we’ll actually lose money on this movie if she agrees to our terms, no matter how well it does.”
Matt grimaced briefly, like he’d been trying not to think about it, then held his head high, resolute. “It’ll be worth it, if it means she sticks with us for her next few features.”
“And if she does one and bounces?” Maya asked. “Or it flops despite my undoubtedly fire socials campaign?”
“We can ask the hypothetical questions after we find out if she’s staying,” Matt said, cutting the conversation off.
They dispersed shortly after, with the understanding that they were all sticking around the Continental building until they got the news, good or bad.
Maya went back to her office to resume OK-ing poster proofs and scrolling through rough trailer cuts for movies that were coming out next quarter in between taking bites of her Postmates order, eyes on her monitor rather than her fork.
It was just past eight when Tyler came sprinting into her doorway, breathing heavily.
“Quinn said Matt’s on with Archer’s agent.”
“Shit,” Maya said, standing up immediately, meal half-eaten and forgotten on her desk, and trailing Tyler out into the hall.
“Did you tell Sal?” Maya asked as they came up on his office a few doors down.
“I did,” Quinn answered, coming up from behind them. “He’s just… taking a minute,” she muttered before taking off, like she wanted to be far away before Maya could ask any more questions. Tyler followed.
Maya looked in through the window to Sal’s office, and found him still sitting in his chair, looking a little drowsy with the imprint of a book slicing a red line down his cheek. He seemed to be in no hurry, and Maya was having none of it.
“Come on!” she called, banging on the glass with her palm.
Sal startled, making a face at her, but standing up to make his way down the hallway after her. The two of them slid into Matt’s office just as the call was ending, crowding around Matt next to Quinn and Tyler.
“Understood,” Matt said, his face locked in a grin. “Well, let her know we’d love to work with her again some time, OK? OK. Good to talk to you.”
Matt brought the phone down from his ear, the beep signifying the end of the call just barely audible to the rest of the group. “Well,” he said to no one in particular, “That wasn’t how I hoped it would go.”
“Shit,” Sal breathed, dropping into the nearest chair. Not defeated, not even resigned. Just quiet shock.
“Fucking shit,” Maya parroted, taking the seat across from him. Her tongue jutted out into her cheek the way it always did when she was upset and trying to hide it.
“I can’t believe we lost her,” Quinn murmured, rounding out the immediate chorus of reactions.
“It’s all right,” Matt said in an attempt to convince them all, and especially himself. “I mean, it’s a loss, for sure, but we still have a whole roster of great directors—Wilde, Polley—“
“Not Scorcese,” Maya interrupted, though the quip lacked its usual bite.
“And not Howard,” Quinn added under her breath, like she was hoping no one would hear.
“Okay, fine,” Matt conceded. “I take the blame for those two, one-hundred percent. But I didn’t do anything wrong here, guys. We just got outbid.”
The room went quiet as everyone took in that truth.
The silence was broken by the buzz of Maya’s phone in her cargo pants pocket, then by the rustle of fabric as she fished it out. Despite it all, a small smirk crept onto Maya’s face as she read the incoming message, which Sal caught onto immediately.
“Tell your poacher girlfriend I said congrats,” he snorted lightly, though he only meant it half-heartedly.
“Hey,” Maya said, her fingers pausing mid-air with her response only half complete. “I’m pissed, too. No cap. I had some good ideas for that roll-out already. Sight un-fucking-seen.”
Tyler nodded solemnly to her left, like it was his greatest regret to deliver the next words to the rest of the group. “They were good.”
“And actually,” Maya continued, looking around the room, giving each person plenty of time to become reacquainted with her withering glare. “I’m offended as hell that everyone’s giving me the corporate espionage side-eye. Like I haven’t been the backbone of this studio for ten years. Be fucking for real.”
Matt cleared his throat again, clearly not recognizing the danger he was putting himself in. “I wouldn’t say marketing is the backbone of the studio. There’s nothing to market without the creative department, and—“
Matt trailed off when he noticed Maya’s fingers flexing against her chin and the wicked smile on her lips. “You wanna finish that?”
Matt shook his head, lips in a tight line. “No. I do not.”
The look on Maya’s face turned somehow deadlier at his response, reveling in the personal victory—a small one, sure, but there weren’t many others to claim from the rest of the day. “All right, chat, today is busted. I’m out.”
She stood from her chair, waving over her shoulder wordlessly at the muttered “goodbyes” as she headed back toward her office to grab her purse and go home.
As she walked out into the cooling Los Angeles evening air, she fished her phone back out from her purse, where she’d tossed it back up in her office. She held it screen facing up between her thumb and fingers, mic closest to her mouth. “Siri, text BBG.”
“Okay,” the robotic voice replied. “What do you want to say?”
-*-*-
Stay calm. Stay calm.
That had been your entire internal monologue for two hours, with no clear end in sight.
You were standing in the video village on the set of a film that you were this close to pulling the plug on, just taking the loss. It didn’t feel remotely worth the time, effort, or money anymore.
That afternoon (evening, really, but who was counting), you’d been called to the set by one of your junior execs who informed you that the crew had gotten approximately forty seconds of usable film in the last three days.
It wasn’t just mismanagement or poor planning causing the dysfunction. That’s something that you, as the studio head, wouldn’t normally be involved in, at least not to the same degree. The situation was just so far gone that there was no other choice but for you to be there. This wasn’t just incompetence. It was tension. It was hostility. It was a lead actor or the DP threatening to quit every other week. And you could link it all back to one person: the director.
You’d once had great respect for the director in question. You’d written papers on him in film school when he was just a big deal on the indie circuit, hiding your outright fangirling behind a thin veneer of academic stoicism to hand in to your professors. But you hadn’t worked with him at that point, and you could’ve never predicted then that, years later, you’d be getting called up regularly to serve as a glorified babysitter and ego-stroker to that man you’d been told to trust with a multi-million-dollar budget and your studio’s reputation.
Unfortunately, he wasn’t just a big name in the industry. He was also a close friend of your founding partner, a.k.a. the CFO of Adoculos Pictures, so wish as you might, there wasn’t very much you could do. You were just going to have to see it through unless someone literally died on set. But God you hoped that didn’t happen. That might be the only thing worse than staying the course.
You could handle it. That wasn’t ever in question. It wasn’t enjoyable, not in the slightest, but you could. You had a reputation for being able to work with the most difficult characters in the industry. A soothe sayer, they’d called you in the trade magazines on occasion. But that didn’t mean you wanted to.
Really, you should’ve been making your partner deal with this. It was his friend, his pet project. (Okay, maybe you’d been a big proponent at first. But not anymore.) Unfortunately, though, he had been spending time at the East Coast office over the last several weeks, so the burden had fallen to you.
At least if you were here, though, you knew something was getting done and the director wasn’t just going to get the pass because he had a buddy in high places. Not a whole lot of progress had been made in the short time that you’d been on location today, but the air did feel slightly lighter than it had when you’d arrived. At the very least, you’d managed to avoid another round of union penalties by firmly suggesting that it was break time—the amount in fees this production had already racked up by delaying or skipping breaks entirely made you balk when you first heard it yesterday.
The other members of the little enclave of folding chairs and video monitors had dispersed quickly after the director had made the begrudging announcement. He was still there though, grumbling under his breath, loud enough for you to hear but not for you to make out the words.
“See you after the break,” you said in as cordial a tone as you could muster in the moment.
He didn’t respond—not even under his breath. You held back a sigh.
As you walked away, you made a silent vow to yourself that, even if the film tripled its budget at the box office, you were going to make damn sure that your studio would never make a film with that guy ever again. The asshole.
After a little wandering around the property to stretch your legs and just be somewhere else for a while, you found yourself tucked away somewhere with trees and evening bird song and no cranky, argumentative directors or actors with bruised egos. A luxury.
Unfortunately, the atmosphere was probably going to be the only remotely relaxing part of the next 30 minutes. You were planning to call your partner, shame him into booking a seat on the first flight out of JFK tomorrow so he could start cleaning up his mess himself, and you knew it wasn’t going to be a sweet little chat.
Despite the chaos, you couldn’t help but smile when you unlocked your phone. It was still on your thread with Maya from earlier that evening when you’d gotten the call about Bridget Archer.
You’d barely gotten two minutes to bask in your success when you were called back to the more immediate realities of your situation, but those two minutes had been good.
As soon as you hung up with Archer’s agent—before you texted your partner, even before you told your assistant to call legal and get everything nailed down, you’d texted Maya.
We got her.
She’d started typing immediately, the three little dots coming up almost as soon as you hit send, but they disappeared shortly after. It took a few more minutes to finally get her response:
That’s my fucking girl!!!!
Suddenly Maya’s name and picture (something perhaps a little NSFW for a public contact photo, but then again, it was Maya) flashed on your screen. A coincidence that you couldn’t be more thankful for.
You answered before the first ring ended.
“You eat?” Maya asked as soon as the call connected. You two rarely exchanged pleasantries anymore. After all, you’d started out your day together, had been messaging in short bursts throughout. The “hello”s and the “how are you”s were unnecessary because the conversation never really ended, so they’d fallen out of your calls.
“On occasion,” you said, shouldering your phone as you leaned against a nearby palm tree, squinting up into the navy blue haze of the southern California sky after sunset.
“Smartass,” Maya said, but you were sure (despite not being able to see her) that the smirk on her lips matched your own. You could hear the sounds of the highway rushing by—she must’ve been on her way home. “Let me rephrase: Do I personally need to feed you to make sure you’ve eaten something in the last 18 hours?”
You didn’t answer right away, knowing the true answer was not the right answer. “…I haven’t had anything.”
Maya hummed knowingly. “God, you’re lucky you have such a loving and attentive and selfless girlfriend.”
“That’s one word for it.”
A scoff came from Maya’s end of the call. “Keep talking like that and you’ll deadass have no girlfriend by this time tomorrow.”
You closed your eyes and let out a breath—one you hadn’t realized you’d been holding in until Maya had given you the tiny amount of room you’d needed to relax. “What I meant to say was, yes, I am so incredibly lucky.”
“Okay, say less,” Maya said with another thoughtful hum. “So what’s your deal tonight?”
You sighed, leaning your head back to thump softly against the tree trunk. “I’m on set. Just taking a break. I’ll probably be another couple hours.”
“That set?” Maya asked.
“Yeah. That one.”
You could practically hear her eyes roll, but she didn’t say anything more about it—a rare moment of restraint in your honor. “You coming here after?” she asked instead, the faint clicking of a turn signal as a backing beat, probably pulling off at her exit.
“You want me to?” you asked in answer.
“If you want to,” she replied, trying to sound nonchalant, but neutrality was never Maya’s strongest suit.
You rolled your eyes this time. “That’s not an answer.”
“You started it,” she said pointedly, then sighed. “But fine, fuck it. I want you here. I always fucking want you here. Happy?”
“Yes,” you said, grinning and trying not to let yourself go soft when you had to be back on set in about twenty minutes. “I’ll text when I’m leaving.”
“You better,” Maya said. It sounded like a threat, but you knew better.
You figured that was the end of the call, goodbyes having fallen to the wayside as well, so were bringing the phone down from your shoulder, thumb hovering over the End Call button when you heard her say, “Hey—“
Your phone was back up to your ear in an instant. “Yeah?”
“I love you,” she said. “You’re a fucking rock star.”
You bit the inside of your cheek, like it might settle the flutter that rose in your chest—not just at the words, but at the way they were said. Maya always sounded so sure.
“I love you, too.”
The call ended a few seconds later, and you sucked in a deep breath through your nose.
That was the easy part. The pleasant surprise.
And now you were about to spring a not-so-pleasant one on your partner.
You navigated to your contacts and tapped his name before bringing the phone back up to your ear.
“Adam,” you said as both a greeting and a warning once the call connected. “We need to talk.”
-*-*-
You didn’t pull into Maya’s driveway that night until nearly midnight.
The house stood on a hill in Calabasas, large, modern, with clean lines and huge windows. Nothing that caught you off-guard anymore, but back in film school, walking up to a house like this would’ve had you feeling like you were in a different world.
You parked your Porsche coupe next to her BMW, then got out of the car and walked up the illuminated stairway, though you could probably make it to the door blindfolded at this point. Water poured in a sheet over a black marble ledge on either side of you, lit from behind by a warm white LED.
When you reached the upper level, you found the door unlocked, like you knew it would be. You had exchanged keys a long time ago, but you’d rarely given each other a reason to use them yet.
The door opened into a brightly lit entryway, and you closed and locked it softly behind you. The air inside the house was a little warmer than out in the night, but just barely, and something garlicky was wafting from further down the hall.
You kicked off your loafers next to the rack where Maya kept her “beater” shoes, then tried to shrug off your suit jacket without taking your leather messenger bag off of your shoulder; you managed, but were grateful no one was around to see.
“Hey, babe,” Maya called from the direction of the kitchen.
“Hey,” you called back, draping your jacket over your arm before walking toward her voice, your fingers working on undoing the second button of your shirt as you padded down the hallway.
She was ready and waiting when you entered the open concept kitchen area, moving into your space as soon as she saw you round the corner.
“Well, look at you, big shot,” she purred, reaching out to grab you by the belt loops and pull you in for a kiss.
“Out celebrating?” she teased, once you parted.
You let out a heavy sigh. “If ‘celebrating’ includes sending emails to people ‘circling back’ to conversations we settled weeks ago and putting out fires on that shit storm set for the last five hours, then yes. Partying really hard.”
Your words were a little harsher than you’d meant them to be. It had been a good day. You’d gotten Bridget Archer to sign with you. That was a big fucking deal. But the rest of the world hadn’t stopped after you’d gotten the phone call—and even if it had, you probably would’ve just taken it as an opportunity to whittle down your workload a bit for when it started spinning again.
Maya’s face twisted from a soft smirk to a stern frown.
“Sorry,” you said softly, resting a hand on Maya’s bicep. “Didn’t mean for it to sound like that.”
“You’re good,” she said softly in kind, thumb massaging little patterns into your stomach over your shirt.
Her eyes studied you, but you didn’t shrink away—you never had. Her gaze softened as she took in the exhaustion that buried the excitement of the day, the relief of finally being able to shed your executive form.
“How was everyone with the news?” you asked, treading a bit more lightly than you usually would. It didn’t seem like Maya felt betrayed by the day’s outcome, but you’d felt guilty for it all day anyway.
Maya shrugged. “They’ll be fine.”
“And you?” you asked.
“I’ll be fine, too,” she murmured. “Just watch your back with Gerwig.”
You chuckled as you leaned forward to rest your forehead against her shoulder. “I think the call of the Barbie might have ruined that for us both.”
She reached up to rest one hand on your shoulder blade, and the other on your lower back, and you in turn wrapped both arms around her waist. Her smell—the spice of her perfume with a hint of mint from her vape—wrapped around you.
Your eyes blinked closed, and your breathing slowed as you finally—finally—allowed yourself to take a moment.
When you finally leaned back, Maya took your chin between her fingers, gentle but firm. “Put your bag and your phone down, and go sit. I’ll bring you dinner.”
You opened your mouth, but she knew what you were going to say before you’d even taken a breath. “Don’t argue with me.”
You relented, not really up for any more fights and more than willing to be taken care of (and bossed around a little bit, why not) by your girlfriend. “And wine, please?” you asked as you took a reluctant step back.
“Already poured,” Maya said with a grin that only a handful of people had ever seen from her. You felt grateful all over again to be one of them.
You passed by the stools at the island, and then by the kitchen table, before finding yourself standing in the living room. You two didn’t normally eat out there—Maya was too uptight about her Restoration Hardware sectional to allow it very often, especially if any red sauce happened to be involved. But she hadn’t said anything when you walked in that direction, a silent sanctioning of tonight’s dining venue.
You flopped down on that very couch, pulled an aggressively-patterned throw pillow over your face (an aggressively-patterned Gucci throw pillow, as Maya would be remiss not to remind you), and closed your eyes. You couldn’t hear anything except the sizzle of whatever Maya had going on the stove and the hum of the air conditioner keeping the place to the near frigid temperatures you always complained about. Peace. At last.
A few minutes later and a power nap, the likes of which you’d perfected long ago, you felt a nudge to your shin. You peered out from under the throw pillow, one eye half-open and squinting up at Maya, who was now standing over you with a plate of some kind of sauced-up protein and a side of roasted vegetables in one hand and two wine glasses precariously held in the other.
You offered up a grateful but weary smile, even though half your face was still hidden by the pillow. “Thanks, My.”
“What else am I here for, the domestic goddess that I am?” she said back, waiting for you to sit up before seating herself beside you, her thigh flush with yours, like she was attached to your hip. Your smile grew a little softer, a little more smug. For all of Maya’s independent spirit, she sure did like to make sure you were close by, right where she needed you.
As you ate, Maya launched into a dramatic retelling of the Continental executive meetings from earlier in the day, punctuated occasionally by sips of wine or by you somehow being silently convinced to feed her a bite off your plate, even though she’d already eaten.
The story wound down in perfect sync with your meal, and when you finished, you set your plate down on the coffee table and settled into Maya’s side. Her arm wrapped around your waist and squeezed.
“You tired?”
You nodded, stifling a well-timed yawn. “But I don’t think I’d be able to sleep. Too much going on. Too much to think about.” Realization dawned on you then—you hadn’t checked your email in an hour. “I need my phone.”
You made to stand up from the couch, but Maya’s hand remained snugly wrapped around your waist like an anchor. “Babe…”
You looked over at her, skepticism clearly visible in your expression. “You know I run a studio, right?”
“Painfully aware,” she said, deadpan.
“I can’t go MIA,” you sighed.
“Okay. Question,” Maya said, tugging you back down to fully sit on the couch instead of the half-hover you’d been doing. “Do you think if I emailed Matt right now, I’d get a response before morning?”
“You’d know better than me,” you said, even though you had an answer in mind. You’d never worked with him directly, but you’d heard enough stories from Maya and others to know that, while he was a nice guy, he didn’t always know how to leverage the position he’d been given.
“I probably wouldn’t hear shit until lunchtime.”
You shrugged. “And that’s why I got the next Bridget Archer project.”
“Okay, bet,” Maya said, nodding, and you furrowed your brow. You’d be embarrassed at this point to admit to her that you didn’t know what that even meant. “But that still doesn’t mean you need to work all the goddamn time.”
“Getting lectured by Maya Mason about an appropriate work/life balance,” you muttered with a shake of your head. “Never thought I’d see the day.”
“I have a work/life balance, thank you so much,” she corrected you, knocking your shoulder with her own. “You’re just not around to see it.”
You looked at her sideways, your eyebrows raised in doubt. “I’ve seen enough.”
“You say that, and yet, I’m the one trying to get you to chill the fuck out,” she said, heaving herself backward into the couch cushions, but not lightening up her grip around your waist. “What’s it gonna take?”
You looked at her from over your shoulder. “A miracle. Divine intervention,” you said, then pausing to think of one more. “Maybe an induced coma.”
Maya snorted before narrowing her eyes and looking up at you for a long moment. Her hold on your waist finally relaxed as she began trailing her fingers up and down your spine. “I can think of something a lot simpler than any of that,” she said in a deep voice that went straight to your lower belly. You didn’t let on, though.
“I’m not that easy,” you protested, trying to hold on to ground that was rapidly disappearing from beneath you.
Maya hummed as she sat upright again, her expression devilish, and pressed a kiss to your clothed shoulder. “Yes, you are.”
Jesus Christ.
She leaned in close so her forehead was pressed against the side of your head, her breath grazing your ear for a few moments before she turned her attention to your pulse point, alternately kissing and sucking and grazing her teeth over the spot. Your head lolled automatically to your opposite shoulder to give her better access.
The idea of having sex hadn’t even crossed your mind in the last twenty-four hours… maybe even longer, if you were being honest. It was just about time for Maya to start teasing you for being overworked and underfucked, and, even though you would’ve denied it, she would’ve been right. You could already feel the wet spot between your legs, and she’d barely touched you.
“Here’s what’s going to happen,” she started, the words muffled against your skin. “You’re not going to get your phone. You’re not even going to take your plate into the kitchen. You’re going to go upstairs take off all your clothes, and kneel in the middle of the bed until I tell you what to do next.”
Both of her hands had drifted down to the waistband of your tailored pants to untuck your shirt and work on undoing the lowest buttons. They weren’t frenzied, just steady. “Is that a deal you can make right now, babe? No directors, no execs, no multi-million-dollar offers. Just you and me.”
“Yes,” you said, voice hitching in your throat.
“Good,” she said, peeling herself away from you with a final brush of her fingers down your back. “Go.”
You didn’t need to be told twice. You stood from the couch with a renewed sense of purpose and headed toward the staircase that led to the bedroom. You could hear the soft clatter of plates and silverware being stacked fading into the distance behind you.
You finished unbuttoning your shirt as you climbed, though between the two you’d unbuttoned earlier and however many Maya had just gotten to, there wasn’t much left to be done. You were finally able to shrug it off as you reached the top step. You started working on your pants, then, which you slid off your legs as you approached the bench at the foot of the bed. You placed them there with your shirt, folding them into a neat pile, because that’s what you did, followed by your bra and underwear.
When you were totally bare, you climbed onto the bed and kneeled facing the door with your hands on your thighs, waiting for Maya to tell you your next move.
She took her time coming upstairs—or maybe she didn’t, but it felt like forever to you by the time she entered the bedroom.
She heaved an exaggerated sigh as she closed the distance between you. “Must be exhausting, making all those decisions for everyone all day long, huh, babygirl? Keeping everyone in line?” Her voice was dripping in sympathy—not all of it feigned.
“Yes,” you said, your breath growing shallower just from her proximity.
When she reached the edge of the bed she climbed on and crawled over to you, still fully dressed in her designer lounge wear set. She brushed a fallen piece of hair out of your face, and you leaned into her hand instinctively, even though she’d barely grazed your skin.
“Why don’t you lay down and let me choose for a while, then,” she murmured, placing her hand on your chest and guiding you onto your back. “You gonna let me do that for you?”
“Please,” you said, as if you hadn’t already surrendered control to her in the living room and there was room left for negotiation.
You were fully on your back by now, but Maya was still on her knees next to you on the mattress, towering over you.
“Say it again,” she demanded, placing one hand flat on the mattress next to each of your biceps, bracketing you in with nothing but her to look at.
“Please,” you said again, stronger this time, but it wasn’t enough.
“Louder.”
You let out a frustrated whimper. “Please, Maya!”
“That’s right,” she said, leaning down until she was as close as she could be without touching you. “Don’t worry, baby. I’ll make sure there’s nothing in that pretty little head when we’re done.”
She leaned back until she was sitting on her heels and stayed there for a little while, just trailing a finger up and down your arm. “Now do what I say. Understood?”
You nodded as she moved toward the foot of the bed, kneeling close enough to your bent knees that your toes were pressing into the soft fabric of her joggers.
“Spread.”
Your body responded without any thought on your part, and cold air suddenly flowed over your core, already wet and hot from the little you’d done on the couch and the anticipation of what was to come.
“Look at that perfect fucking pussy,” she husked, running one finger up your slit, finishing by pressing firmly on your clit for just a second. “Now close your eyes. Hands on the headboard. Don’t move unless I tell you.”
You didn’t feel her move until you were in position—she was clearly making sure you were following her instructions. When she did move, it was to get off the bed entirely, judging just by the movement of the mattress.
You heard her feet padding across the soft faux-fur rug on the floor, heading in the direction of the closet, then the soft thump of clothes hitting the floor and the opening and closing of drawers.
You could’ve looked, your intrusive thoughts told you. You could get a glimpse of what she was bringing back into the room and snap your eyes shut before she rounded the corner enough to see you peeking. But no. That wasn’t the scene tonight. She’d told you what to do, and you were going to follow her instructions as closely as you could.
No more than a minute later, you heard her crossing the room back to you and felt the bed shift with her weight.
“Lift your hips.”
You obeyed and were rewarded by the brush of something velvet against your lower back and ass. She tapped your hip to signal you to relax, you weren’t surprised to find yourself positioned at an angle, your lower back now supported by wedge-shaped pillow. Historically, that meant one thing: the strap was coming out.
You swallowed—one of the only movements you could make right now without violating the rules.
You were content with that. Maya fucking you with her cock (maybe the thick one—please be the thick one) would do it for you tonight. The only problem was, you hadn’t heard the sounds of her putting on the harness—no clinking buckles and certainly no soft “Fuck” from Maya’s mouth when she inevitably slotted the leather strap through the wrong ring.
You didn’t have time to think about it too hard—next thing you knew, Maya was pulling a soft blindfold over your eyes, then taking one arm at a time down from the headboard to cuff your wrists at your sides, followed by your ankles.
You were startled by the sudden sound of metal chains pooling into a pile near your ear, but Maya was quick to distract you by putting her mouth on your clit, no warning. You jumped, hips thrusting instinctively to meet her, but the next thing you knew, she pulled away and you felt her hands warm on your hips, acrylics digging into the skin, forcing your ass down into the velvet.
“What did I tell you to do?” she murmured in a voice that was only deceptively sweet.
It was a direct question. That meant you were allowed to answer. “Not move.”
“That’s right,” she said, swiping at your clit once, roughly, with her finger in emphasis. “Are you going to listen to me?”
You resisted the urge to nod your head. Instead, you just said, “Yes.”
“Good girl,” she purred, releasing her hold on your hips and spreading your legs just a little further apart. You could feel her warm breath ghosting over your stomach in ripples. “Stay still. That’s all you need to think about.”
When she put her mouth back on you, you somehow managed to keep yourself still, even as her lips wrapped around your clit and started teasing it with her tongue. At the same time, one of her hands traced up your side until it was resting on your breast. She ran her thumb back and forth over your nipple, just far enough out of sync with her tongue flicking over your clit to be maddening, but you couldn’t whine, couldn’t complain.
She flattened her tongue against you, a sudden change in stimulation that, under different circumstances, would’ve made you gasp, but you used all of your willpower to keep yourself from physically acknowledging it. She gave the bud one last swirl and a quick peck of her lips before moving on, and you restrained a whimper at the loss of contact. You were lucky your wrists were cuffed; otherwise, you probably would’ve had your fingers in her hair and a punishment to endure by now.
She kissed up your stomach until her mouth reached the nipple her hand wasn’t already giving attention. It received the same treatment she’d given your clit, but it hardly needed any coaxing; you could already feel the strain of it having gone stiff by association. It wasn’t long before Maya released the hardened peak from her mouth with a wet pop, simultaneously tweaking your other nipple with her fingers before removing herself from you entirely and moving to your side.
Whatever Maya had put next to you—the metal sound from earlier—was her next target. Your eyelids fluttered under the blindfold and your throat strained to hold in a gasp when you felt the weight of cold metal on your ribs.
“No squirming,” Maya instructed. You almost wanted to protest—that wasn’t fair. You hadn’t moved since she’d pinned you down. You had been good. You—
Maya’s warm hand cupped your breast, and then you understood her warning. Something cold was now squeezing your right nipple, then you felt the same pressure on your left, and then, unexpectedly, on your clit. Clamps.
“That feel good, baby?” Maya whispered from above. You opened your mouth to answer, but all that came out was a helpless gasp as you tried your hardest to suppress even the smallest twitch. You could almost hear her smirking down at you. “Use your words.”
“Good,” you managed to say, your voice tight and thin as you fought to keep your back from arching off the bed.
Her nails grazed your ribs as she grabbed for the piece of metal resting there. When she lifted it from your skin, you felt the clamps tugging deliciously at your nipples and clit until she laid it back down.
Fingers brushed against your jawline, rough and tender all at once, Maya’s specialty. You didn’t even flinch at the unexpected touch. “You’re being so good for me, baby. So good.”
Your insides preened, but other than the slight smile and the broken breath you took in, you didn’t show it. But she knew.
She moved her hand to your lower belly, rubbing there for a quiet moment before a sound whirred into existence to your left. You knew that sound—the wand.
Oh shit.
You couldn’t see where it was, but you could track it by sound and you were going to feel it in three, two, one…
The vibrations made contact with your spread-open lips, pulsating underneath your clamped clit, and you couldn’t help the whimper that rose from your throat at the sudden, overwhelming change in stimulation.
Maya pounced on the opportunity you’d given her with your misstep. “Does that mean you want more, babygirl?”
You didn’t respond immediately, too focused on the interplay of pleasure and pressure coming from your core.
“Answer me,” she said with another pull to the clamp chains. You groaned without thinking.
“Yes,” you rasped.
“I thought so,” Maya said, her voice dripping with smug satisfaction. The button clicked once, then again, only two notches, but the intensity felt like it had skyrocketed.
Maya spent the next few minutes teasing you all over: tugging the chain and pulling at your nipples and clit; sucking bruises into the tops of your breasts and along your collarbone and to a dangerously visible spot on the column of your neck; running both of her hands down your sides and along your thighs.Your muscles were desperate to act—to writhe, to contract, to flail, but somehow, you remained motionless. The only thing you couldn’t control was your breath; your chest heaved, and you felt the metal of the clamp chains, warm now from your body heat, tickling your ribs and stomach with each inhale.
When she finished marking your neck, Maya pulled away, the bed dipping in her direction, and for a while, you didn’t feel her hands on you at all. It was just you and the wand and the blood from where you’d bitten the inside of your cheek while trying to stay quiet.
“I wish you could see yourself all clamped up like this,” she finally said, voice low. Her finger began tracing the chains connecting your nipple clamps to the metal plate. The chains felt heavier as she dragged a finger along the links. “You look like one of my necklaces. There are even little diamonds to make my girl look so pretty. All iced up, just for me.” She flicked one of the supposed diamonds with her nail to punctuate the sentence, the dull ting of plastic on metal ringing in your ears long after it ended.
“And you know what this says?” she said, tracing the plate at the center of it all before tugging it in a new direction, down toward your bottom half, making you choke on a gasp. Her hand wrapped warm around your own, and she brought it up as far as the cuff would allow her. She traced your pointer finger over the metal. There was definitely something etched into it, but what, you weren’t able to say, especially when your focus was already split three ways, between what was going on between your thighs and the pull on your nipples from Maya holding the chains taut.
“It says ‘bitch.’ Because that’s what you are. My little bitch who does whatever I say,” she muttered before dropping your hand back down. “Isn’t that right?”
You didn’t make her ask for your answer this time. “Yes.”
You heard her sigh, long and heavy. “That’s fucking right.”
She went quiet, which was almost never a good sign. You felt her change position on the bed then settle next to you. Seconds later, your ears were filled with sounds from lower down the bed—wet, unmistakable squelching.
Maya was fucking herself.
You couldn’t see it, but you could hear it—her fingers, her own quiet moans.
You let out a wounded whine.
“Quiet.”
You stilled.
Several minutes passed, until you were barely keeping yourself together, with the sound of her in your ear and the unforgiving vibrations between your legs and the exquisite pinch of your nipples all pushing you toward your release. Your thighs started to quake despite yourself, and your fingers twitched against the mattress without your permission.
Maya noticed. Of course she did.
“Looks like you just can’t help yourself anymore, huh, babygirl?” Her voice came out ragged, with a familiar edge of condescension. She hadn’t stopped fucking herself. “You’d just love to sit up and ride my thigh like a good bitch would, wouldn’t you?”
You responded with a sound that you weren’t sure you’d ever made before, because she was right—at that very moment, you’d have given anything for the privilege.
“Well, that’s not happening,” she said, dashing hopes you hadn’t even known you’d had until seconds before. “But maybe I’ll let you grind on this wand and suck on my fingers.” She paused as a moan ripped from her throat, and her voice was lighter, raspier, when she spoke again. “What do you think?”
You were on edge, shaking in ways that weren’t just due to the vibrations between your legs. It wouldn’t take much more for you anyway, but if she let you get a little more friction and a taste of her, you’d be gone in five seconds flat.
“Yes,” you said. “God, yes.”
At your plea, the wet sounds from Maya’s cunt came to a stop. Her fingers—a little sticky now—skimmed over your arm, then your stomach, and then, suddenly, the pressure on your clit was gone, replaced by a rush of blood like you’d never felt before. You were throbbing in an absolutely desperate way.
“Well?” Maya said, feigning impatience. “Get to it.”
You moved your hips at her command but slowed almost immediately. The clamp had your clit at its most sensitive. Just the air passing over it had you shuddering, and the lightest touch would’ve felt like lightning. Riding the wand at its highest setting, then, was almost too much to think about, even though you could sense the edges of your orgasm just beyond your reach.
“Oh, baby, don’t stop. You fucking wanted this,” Maya coaxed, running her fingers through your hair. “Now open your mouth.”
You did, and in return, she shoved her fingers in just far enough to graze the back of your throat and make you gag. You sputtered momentarily around her before recovering and beginning to clean her fingers, licking them like you were starved of her. As you did, you started to roll your hips into the vibrating head of the toy. It was pain. It was pleasure. It was over for you in about three weak thrusts. You came with an unrestrained moan.
“That’s it, baby,” Maya said in your ear. She didn’t remove her fingers from your mouth, even as your jaw went slack. “So fucking hot.”
She gave you time to ride the high, using her free hand to brush her fingers against your temple.
You’d barely caught your breath again when she slipped her fingers out from between your lips.
“You can give me more, right, babygirl? I know you can.”
You swallowed and nodded.
“Words.”
Maya’s hand made contact with your exposed cunt with a thwack and you hissed at the sensation.
“Yes!”
You heard the button on the wand again, and a new pattern began pulsing at your lips. Short, short, long, short, short, long, long—the vibrations slower than before by just enough to keep you on the edge without falling over it. It still held enough of your attention, though, that you barely noticed the newfound slack in the cuffs around your wrists.
The mattress shifted again—Maya was moving, and your mouth practically watered when you felt the weight dip near your left shoulder, and then your right. You could feel the heat of her hovering over you, smell her familiar musk, and your freshly unbound arms almost reached up to wrap around her thighs. She hadn’t said you could touch her yet, though, or even that you could move again, so you kept them by your sides, exactly where they’d been while in the cuffs.
The satin blindfold slid up your forehead and you blinked once, twice, readjusting to the light. You saw her face first, or a blurry rendition of it, her arms stretched out, palms against the headboard, and then you saw her cunt—already swollen and glistening—just inches from your face. “Make me feel good, baby,” she said, giving you only seconds to reorient before she lowered herself onto your face.
You opened your mouth instinctively to lap at her folds. You made one long drag of your tongue through her slit and groaned. Even though you’d already had the taste of her delivered by her fingers, it wasn’t nearly as satisfying as getting it from the source.
You thrusted your tongue into her, and she bucked against your face. “Fuck, yeah. Right fucking there,” she said roughly. Her hand smacked the headboard and the sound echoed through the room.
Tentatively, you started to curl your arms, your hands drawn to hold onto her hips, but you still weren’t sure if you were allowed to move anything but your mouth, so you were being careful about it. As you continued to thrust your tongue in and out, pausing momentarily to nip and suck at her labia, your fingers moved closer and closer until they finally brushed her hips from behind, like a silent question.
Maya continued grinding against your face without a pause, but she reached one hand back to find yours. You wondered briefly if she was going to swat it away, but she didn’t. “Fucking touch me,” she said as she moved your hand down to rest on her thigh instead of her hip, and you didn’t have to be told twice. You mirrored the action with your other hand so both your arms were hooked around her legs, greedily holding her in place on top of you.
Maya’s breathing grew steadily more ragged, and of course, yours did too, with the little gasps you could get when she rode just high enough for you to grab a breath before she sunk back down on your mouth.
“Fuck, baby,” she whined, and if she had looked down, she’d have teased you for the look on your face. When she got whiny, you couldn’t help but feel like you’d unlocked something rare and secret, and at this point, you couldn’t be bothered with restraint anymore—not with your mouth, not with your limbs, and definitely not with your facial expressions. “Fuck,” she said through gritted teeth, “Don’t stop.”
Her hips started moving more desperately against you, your nose bumping up against her clit harder and faster than before. You could hear her earrings clanging against each other to the same rhythm. You sped up your pace with your tongue, intent to give Maya what she needed, trying to keep your own orgasm at bay until you did. Her walls squeezed around you.
“Fuck. FUCK,” she cried as you curled your tongue inside her, and you knew by how vocal she was becoming that she was nearly there. She smacked her palm against the headboard again. “Fucking make me come right now.”
You tilted your chin up so you had direct access to her clit. You swiped your tongue left to right and back again, and then with one more circle around the bud, she tensed, gripping the bed tight, squeezing her thighs against your skull. “Shit, babe…” she mewled, her voice coming out low and broken as she twitched with an aftershock.
You had her cum on your chin, her clit in your mouth (so what if you hadn’t been able to breathe for the last 30 seconds), the vibrations between your legs, and the whole fucking view of her above you—the most beautiful, most feral woman you’ve ever known. The combination was enough to make you come on its own, but suddenly Maya reached behind her and fumbled across your chest until she found the metal plate on your ribs and tugged, pulling at your nipples. You couldn’t fight it anymore. You came again.
Maya must’ve felt your gasping against her, because she dismounted from your face, but she wasn’t done. She shimmied down your body, so she was straddling your pelvis instead, which was still angled up by the wedge. She planted her cunt, still hot and wet and occasionally twitching at even the gentlest contact, against your lower stomach.
Always a few steps ahead of you, even in a post-orgasm haze, she unclipped the final two clasps from your nipples and tossed the chain contraption to the side of the bed. Just like with your clit, the sudden rush of sensation hit you like a freight train, and it was only heightened as Maya arched her back and dipped down to suck—roughly—on one of your erect peaks—careful to keep her core on you so she could ride your stomach when the need hit. You moaned.
Were you going to come a third time, just like that? The vibrator was still pulsing against your clit, which was still somehow growing more sensitive by the minute.
You reached your hands up, shakily, to rest against Maya’s cheeks, which were hollowed out just in the slightest as she sucked on your nipple. She looked up at you questioningly through her lashes, not detaching herself from your heaving chest.
“Turn t’off?” was what you managed to say between the thickening fog in your brain and your desperate attempts to take in enough air.
You didn’t want her to stop, but something needed to give.
She released your nipple after one last soft scrape of her teeth. She dragged her tongue up your sternum before pressing a barely-there kiss to the tip of your chin.
“Just one more, babygirl. For me,” she said, moving to suck your jaw. “Can you?”
You swallowed hard. You didn’t want to disappoint her, but you already felt entirely fucked out. “I don’t know,” you almost cried.
Maya sat up, her full weight settling across your waist, her hands resting on your shoulders as she leaned over you with a serious look in her eyes. “Do you need to say it?”
You didn’t do anything right away, caught in the rip current of rising pleasure and exhaustion and oversensitivity. Your hips simultaneously tried to buck toward and shy away from the vibrator, but Maya’s body on yours had limited your movement.
You reached up, your hands wrapping around Maya’s forearms—not to push her away, just to feel her with you. She did nothing but wait for your answer.
You didn’t say the safe word. Just a quiet, “I’m okay.”
Maya fell back into the moment right away, looking down at you with a half-wicked grin on her face.
She leaned back down and reattached her lips to your jaw, and then that spot on your neck again, while the fingers of both her hands found their way to your still-tender nipples—your own hands still gripping onto her arms and moving along with hers. You arched your back into her touch, tilting your head to make it easier for her to reach your pulse point. “So fucking good,” she husked into your ear. “So fucking hot.”
Your clit was throbbing and you could feel your pulse like a drumbeat in your ears. She knew exactly how close you were when she grabbed you by the chin, looked you in the eye, and whispered, “Come for me. Now.”
And you did, calling her name, your voice hoarse.
“Perfect. Fucking perfect,” she said, resting her forehead against yours as stars continued to dance behind your fluttering eyelids and your limbs were still quaking. She stayed there, brushing her thumb over your cheekbone and peppering little kisses over your nose and cheeks, until your breathing evened out and your grip on her forearms relaxed enough that your arms fell back to your sides.
Once she felt you were sufficiently relaxed beneath her, Maya pressed a last kiss to your forehead and climbed off of you. You heard the click of the button on the wand, and the buzzing that had been the soundtrack to nearly the whole encounter stopped immediately. The room plunged into silence except for the soft swaying of the tree branches outside the bedroom windows and the soft ting of metal on metal when Maya shifted enough to jostle her jewelry.
Quietly, she removed the soft cuffs from your ankles and then gently pulled the wedge from under your lower back and hips, leaving you lying still and boneless on the mattress. You watched through half-lidded eyes as she piled the wand and the clamps on top of the pillow and stood from the bed. A soft smile spread across your face when she started humming some song—maybe SZA—something you suspected she did for you in these moments, because she never did that anywhere else.
She took the pile over to the walk-in, disappearing for only a minute and reemerging in a pair of Gucci pjs, pants long and the top unbuttoned to reveal a bandeau you weren’t sure why she bothered with except for fashion. Two sweating bottles of water were cradled in her hand from the mini-fridge she kept near her vanity, mainly for her creams and masks, but for this, too.
She made one last stop at the chair in front of the vanity to pick up the robe that was hanging over the back, but she didn’t put it on, just draped it over her arm and came back to the bed. She set the waters down on the nightstand.
You nodded at the robe. “That for me?”
She raked her eyes down your naked body as you lay on top of the bedspread. Your nipples were still pebbled, maybe from a combination of previous stimulation and the low thermostat setting, and your stomach and legs were covered in goosebumps. You shivered without realizing.
“Might be,” she said, but she didn’t hesitate to climb onto the bed and start helping you into it, which turned into a whole operation since you weren’t doing very much to assist with the process.
“Fucking impossible,” Maya mumbled as she tried to sit you up so she could drape the robe over your shoulders, but you saw the smirk on her face as you finally gathered enough strength to push yourself up against the headboard. She tied the belt into a loose bow at your waist once you were all wrapped up, and you snuggled back down into the pillows, eyelids still heavy. The fabric smelled like her shampoo from the shower that morning.
“Thank you,” you said softly.
She didn’t say anything back, but she rested her hand against your cheek. “Water, baby?”
You hummed in agreement.
She cracked open one of the bottles from side table and brought it up to your lips for you to sip, then set it back on the nightstand when you’d finished. When she was reclining again, you burrowed into her, your head resting on the bare skin above the hem of her top and your fingers splayed across her stomach. Without even thinking about it, she began to run her fingers against your scalp, the scratch of her nails a comfort.
“What are you thinking about?” she asked after you’d been laying in silence for what was probably just a few minutes, but your sense of time had yet to reorient itself, so you couldn’t be sure.
You angled your head so you could just see her face through your lashes. “Bridget Archer isn’t secretly an asshole, right?”
Her fingers stilled in your hair as a half-amused, half-annoyed look appeared on her face. “Glad to see this whole thing worked,” she muttered. Clearly that wasn’t the answer she expected.
You drummed your fingers against her ribs. “If you don’t answer, I’ll just have to wonder all night, when I could be thinking about you.”
“You could be thinking about me anyway,” she countered, but there was no heat to it, which was only underscored by her fingers resuming their path along your scalp.
“I just need to know,” you said, your voice almost back to normal. “Then you’ll be the only thing on my mind for the next…” you glanced over at the clock on the nightstand, doing bad post-coital math in your head. “Four to five hours.”
Maya just looked at you for a few moments—her expression shifting into something unreadable, but undeniably softer.
Finally, she sighed.
“She’s a fucking dream, babe,” Maya said. “But she’s still got nothing on you.” -------------------------
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marcmarcmomarc · 3 months ago
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Paris 2029 Concert
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Hosted by Marinette Dupain-Cheng
Delmar, Luka Couffaine, Markov, Max Kanté, Nino Lahiffe, and Socqueline Wang: Stagehands
Chloé Bourgeois and Sabrina Raincomprix: “Shake It Off”
Lila Rossi: “I’m Still Standing”
Zoé Lee and the Pixie Hollow Fairies: “Could Have Been Me”
Mylène Haprèle and Ivan Bruel: “I Say A Little Prayer”
Juleka Couffaine: “Set It All Free”
Alix Kubdel: “Fight Song”
Nathaniel Kurtzberg: “My Way”
Alya Césaire: “Umbrella”
Rose Lavillant: “Happier”
Kagami Tsurugi: “Confident”
Kim Chiến Lê-Ature and Ondine: “Don’t Let Me Down”
Marc Anciel: “High Hopes”
Fei Wu: “Unstoppable”
Jessica Keynes and Aeon Hill: “Break Free”
Adrien Agreste and Félix Fathom: “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”
Audience:
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir (VIP’s)
Tom Dupain, Sabine Cheng, Gabriel Agreste, Nathalie Sancoeur, Wang Fu, Marianne Fu, Nadja Chamack, Nora Césaire, Nooroo, Duusu, Olympia Hill, Barbara Keynes, Émilie Agreste, Amelie Graham de Vanily, Su-Han, Manon Chamack, Chris Lahiffe, Ella Césaire, Etta Césaire, André Bourgeois, Audrey Bourgeois, Tomoe Tsurugi, Roger Raincomprix, Caline Bustier, Gisèle, Harmonie Bustier, Adrien’s bodyguard, Butler Armand, Jagged Stone, Penny Rolling, Denis Damoclès, Olga Mendeleiev, André, Gina Bianchi, Rolland Dupain, Wang Cheng, Marlena Césaire, Otis Césaire, Anarka Couffaine, Jalil Kubdel, Alim Kubdel, Claudie Kanté, Mrs. Rossi, Fred Haprèle, Aurore Beauréal, Mireille Caquet, Théo Barbot, Clara Nightingale, Wayhem, Jean Duparc, Mr. Banana, Alec Cataldi, Vincent, Vincent Aza, Armand D’Argencourt, Philippe, Chris, Sarah, August, August’s mother, Xavier Ramier, Véronique, Arlette, Jean-Pierre Monlataing, Chloé’s doorman, Hessenpy, Simon Grimault, and Clara Contard
Avatar: The Last Airbender (VIP’s)
Aang, Zuko, Katara, Sokka, Toph Beifong, Suki, Iroh, Mai, Ty Lee, Azula, Appa, and Momo
The Dragon Prince (VIP’s)
Callum, Rayla, Ezran, Soren, Janai, Amaya, Zym, Terry, Aanya, Corvus, Runaan, Ethari, Opeli, Gren, Barius, Bait, Stella, and the Baitlings
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (VIP’s)
Adora, Catra, Glimmer, Bow, Perfuma, Mermista, Entrapta, Frosta, Sea Hawk, Scorpia, Swift Wind, Wrong Hordak, Micah, Netossa, Spinnerella, Castaspella, Lonnie, Kyle, Rogelio, Melog, Imp, and Emily
The Incredibles
Bob Parr, Helen Parr, Violet Parr, Dashiell Parr, Jack-Jack Parr, Lucius Best, Edna Mode, Winston Deavor, Tony Rydinger, Kari McKeen, Voyd, Mirage, Rick Dicker, Krushauer, He-lectrix, Reflux, Brick, and Screech
The Loud House
Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Lori Loud, Leni Loud, Luna Loud, Luan Loud, Lynn Loud Jr., Lucy Loud, Lana Loud, Lola Loud, Lisa Loud, Lily Loud, Lynn Loud Sr., Rita Loud, Howard McBride, Harold McBride, Bud Grouse, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Sid Chang, Bobby Santiago, Rosa Casagrande, Hector Casagrande, Maria Casagrande-Santiago, Arturo Santiago, Carlos Casagrande, Frida Puga Casagrande, Carlota Casagrande, CJ Casagrande, Carl Casagrande, Carlitos Casagrande, Sergio, and Lalo
Home
Oh, Tip Ticci, Lucy Tucci, Kyle, and Pig
Coco
Miguel Rivera, Dante, Elena Rivera, Enrique Rivera, Luisa Rivera, Berto Rivera, Carmen Rivera, Gloria Rivera, Franco Rivera, Abel Rivera, Rosa Rivera, Socorro Rivera, Benny Rivera, and Manny Rivera
Angry Birds
Red, Chuck, Bomb, Leonard, Silver, Garry, Courtney, Mighty Eagle, Matilda, Terence, Jay, Jake, Jim, Zeta, Debbie, Glenn, Ross, Mime, Stella, Bubbles, Hal, Zoe, Vivi, and Sam-Sam
Trolls
Queen Poppy, Branch, Biggie, Prince Cooper, Guy Diamond, Smidge, Satin, Chenille, DJ Suki, Queen Bridget, King Gristle, Viva, King Peppy, John Dory, Clay, Floyd, Spruce, Queen Barb, Tiny Diamond, Prince D, King Quincy, Queen Essence, Hickory, Dickory, Creek, Riff, Delta Dawn, King Trollex, Trollzart, Archer Pastry, Cloud Guy, Val, Demo, Holly Darlin’, Dante Crescendo, Lownote Jones, Synth, Legsly, King Thrash, Pennywhistle, Mr. Dinkles, and Fuzzbert
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Flint Lockwood, Sam Sparks, Tim Lockwood, Earl Devereaux, Brent McHale, Manny, Steve, and Barb
Gravity Falls
Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Stanley Pines, Stanford Pines, Soos Ramirez, Wendy Corduroy, Waddles, Fiddleford McGucket, Grenda Grendinator, Candy Chiu, Robbie Valentino, Pacifica Northwest, Gideon Gleeful, and Melody
How to Train Your Dragon
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Astrid Haddock, Fishlegs Ingerman, Snotlout Jorgenson, Tuffnut Thorston, Ruffnut Thorston, Valka Haddock, Zephyr Haddock, Nuffink Haddock, Gobber, and Eret
Monsters, Inc.
James P. Sullivan, Mike Wazowski, Boo, Celia Mae, Yeti, Squishy Squibbles, Don Carlton, Terry and Terri Perry, Art, Tylor Tuskman, Val Little, Fritz, Cutter Sterns, and Duncan P. Anderson
Despicable Me
Felonius Gru, Dru Gru, Lucy Wilde, Margo Gru, Edith Gru, Agnes Gru, Dr. Nefario, and the Minions
Hotel Transylvania
Count Dracula, Jonathan Loughran, Mavis Dracula, Frank Frankenstein, Eunice Frankenstein, Wayne Werewolf, Wanda Werewolf, Griffin, Murray, Dennis Dracula-Loughran, Vlad Dracula, Ericka Van Helsing, Abraham Van Helsing, Crystal, Winnie Werewolf, Blobby, Baby Blobby, and Puppy Blobby
Teen Titans
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Starfire, Raven, Bumblebee, Aqualad, Speedy, Kid Flash, Jinx, Red Hood, Ravager, Más, Menos, and Silkie
Sing
Buster Moon, Rosita, Ash, Johnny, Meena, Gunter, Eddie Noodleman, Miss Crawly, Clay Calloway, Porsha Crystal, Nooshy, Suki Lane, Darius, Alfonso, Nana Noodleman, Big Daddy, Norman, Meena’s Grandfather, Meena’s Mother, Meena’s Grandmother, Stan, and Barry
Big Hero 6
Hiro Hamada, Baymax, Fred Fredricksen, Wasabi No Ginger, Go Go Tomago, Honey Lemon, Cass Hamada, and Alistair Krei
Inside Out
Riley Andersen, Jill Andersen, Bill Andersen, Grace Hsieh, Bree Young, Valentina Ortiz, Dani, Ally, Sofia, Nour, and Coach Roberts
WALL-E
WALL-E, EVE, Captain B. McCrea, M-O, John, Mary, and the Reject Robots
Storks
Junior, Tulip, Jasper, Alpha Wolf, Beta Wolf, and Pigeon Toady
The Croods
Grug Crood, Eep Croods, Guy, Dawn Betterman, Ugga Crood, Gran Crood, Thunk Crood, Phil Betterman, Hope Betterman, Sandy Crood, Belt, Sash, and the pets
Abominable
Yi, Jin, Peng, Nai Nai, Mei, Mr. Burnish, and Everest
Rise of the Guardians
Jack Frost, Tooth Fairy, North, Easter Bunny, Sandman, Jamie, Caleb, Claude, Cupcake, Monty, Pippa, and Sophie
Frozen
Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, Olaf, Sven, Dustin Mattias, Yelena, Ryder, Honeymaren, Grandpabbie, Oaken, Bulda, and Marshmallow
Tangled
Rapunzel Fitzherbert, Eugene Fitzherbert, Queen Ariana, King Frederic, Pascal, Maximus, Hook Hand, Big Nose, Shorty, Vladimir, Ulf, Attila, Sideburns, and Patchy
Moana
Moana, Maui, Tui, Sina, Simea, Loto, Kele, Moni, Heihei, and Pua
The Princess and the Frog
Tiana, Naveen, Louis, Charlotte La Bouff, Big Daddy La Bouff, Mama Odie, and Eudora
Brave
Merida, Fergus, Elinor, Angus, Fergus’ dogs, Lord MacGuffin, Lord Macintosh, Lord Dingwall, Maudie, Young MacGuffin, Young Macintosh, Wee Dingwall, and the Clan Dingwall Hunk
The Mitchells vs. the Machines
Katie Mitchell, Rick Mitchell, Linda Mitchell, Aaron Mitchell, Eric, Deborahbot 5000, Mark Bowman, Hailey Posey, Jim Posey, Abbey Posey, Jade, Hanna, Dirk, Noah, and Monchi
Mr. Peabody & Sherman
Mr. Peabody, Sherman Peabody, Penny Peterson, Paul Peterson, Patty Peterson, Ms. Grunion, Marie Antoinette, King Tut, Ay, Agamemnon, Leonardo da Vinci, Mona Lisa
Phineas and Ferb
Phineas Flynn, Candace Flynn, Ferb Fletcher, Isabella García-Shapiro, Buford Van Stomm, Baljeet Tjinder, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Linda Flynn-Fletcher, Lawrence Fletcher, Francis Monogram, Perry, Jeremy Johnson, Stacy Hirano, Carl Karl, Norm, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Gretchen, Adyson Sweetwater, Ginger Hirano, Holly, Katie, Milly, Roger Doofenshmirtz, Suzy Johnson, Irving, and Melanie
The Boss Baby
Ted Templeton Jr., Tim Templeton, Tina Templeton, Tabitha Templeton, Carol Templeton, Ted Templeton Sr., Janice Templeton, Jimbo, Staci, Fred, Rick, Fredrick, and Precious
Disney Fairies
Lizzy Griffiths, Dr. Martin Griffiths, and Mr. Twitches
The Owl House
Luz Noceda, Eda Clawthorne, King Clawthorne, Hooty, Amity Blight, Willow Park, Gus Porter, Hunter, Camila Noceda, Lilith Clawthorne, Raine Whispers, Darius Deamonne, Steve Tholumule, Vee Noceda, Masha, Emira Blight, Edric Blight, Skara, Viney, Katya, Amber, Derwin, Eberwolf, and the Palismen
Vivo
Vivo, Gabi Hernández, Rosa Hernández, Marta Sandoval, Becky, Eva, Sarah, Dancarino, and Valentina
Wish Dragon
Din Song, Li Na Wang, Mr. Wang, and Ms. Song
Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous
Darius Bowman, Kenji Kon, Brooklynn, Yasmina Fadoula, Sammy Gutiérrez, Ben Pincus, Bumpy, Smoothie, Roxie, Dave, Mae Turner, Brandon Bowman, Mateo, Zayna Mballo, Cherise Mballo, Ousmane Mballo, Gia, Nonna, and Barry Sembenè
Luca
Luca Paguro, Alberto Scorfano, Giulia Marcovaldo, Massimo Marcovaldo, Daniela Paguro, Lorenzo Paguro, Grandma Libera Paguro, Ciccio, and Guido
Raya and the Last Dragon
Raya, Sisu, Namaari, Boun, Tong, Noi, Benja, Virana, and Tuk Tuk
Megamind
Megamind, Roxanne Ritchi, Ol’ Chum, Keiko Morita, and Music Man
Spirit Riding Free
Lucky Prescott, Pru Granger, Abigail Stone, Jim Prescott, Cora Prescott, Maricela Gutierrez, Kate Flores-Prescott, Snips Stone, Bianca, Mary Pat, Turo, Julian Prescott, Al Granger, Fannie Granger, Althea Bradley, Mixtli, Javier, Bebe Shuman, Urszula Lin Yang, Daphne Vissor, Rose Pendleton, Jack Ledger, Lydia Sterling, Alex Fox, Beef Wellington, Sahir Kapoor, Priya Kapoor, Polly Prescott, and the horses
Encanto
Mirabel Madrigal, Alma Madrigal, Bruno Madrigal, Luisa Madrigal, Isabela Madrigal, Julieta Madrigal, Agustín Madrigal, Pepa Madrigal, Félix Madrigal, Camilo Madrigal, Dolores Madrigal, Antonio Madrigal, Mariano Guzmán, and Sra. Guzmán
Turning Red
Meilin Lee, Miriam Mendelsohn, Abby Park, Priya Mangal, Tyler Nguyen-Baker, Ming Lee, Jin Lee, Grandma Wu Lee, Auntie Chen, Lily, Helen, Auntie Ping, Mr. Gao, Stacy Frick, Devon, Sammy, Lauren, Kat, Carter Murphy-Mayhew, and Jaiden
Shrek
Shrek, Donkey, Fiona, Puss in Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Perrito, Gingy, Pinocchio, Goldilocks, Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear, Doris, Queen Lillian, the Three Little Pigs, the Big Bad Wolf, the Three Blind Rats, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Rapunzel, Farkle, Fergus, and Felicia
Gnome Alone
Chloe, Liam, Catherine, Zook, Zamfeer, Alpha, Charlie, Bravo, and Quicksilver
The Bad Guys
Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Ms. Tarantula, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Shark, Diane Foxington, and Misty Luggins
Fast & Furious: Spy Racers
Tony Toretto, Echo Pearl, Frostee Benson, Cisco Renaldo, Layla Gray, Ms. Nowhere, Gary, Julius, Palindrome, Sissy Benson, Wanda Benson, Tiffany Benson, and Tuco
Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken
Ruby Gillman, Agatha Gillman, Granmama Gillman, Arthur Gillman, Uncle Brill, Sam Gillman, Connor, Margot, Bliss, and Trevin
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mariacallous · 2 months ago
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It might have been the surprise packet of the night, but Labor picked up as early as January that it had a sniff in Dickson.
Early in the evening – hours before Anthony Albanese raised workers’ rights, housing, gender equality, childcare, the NDIS and Indigenous reconciliation as the priorities of his second-term Labor government – the hundreds-strong crowd at his election night party grew round-eyed as results from Dickson started pouring in on the television screens.
Amid unexpected large swings in seats Labor had barely talked about in the campaign – Banks, Hughes and Bonner – the crowd turned agog as big numbers started going their way in Dickson.
People in the room remembered that Dutton had trailed early in 2022, before coming back to win. In 2025, Labor people had briefly whispered about taking Dickson, with a major campaign effort and serious heavy-hitters deployed there for numerous visits – but late in the piece, expectations were tamped down.
As the ABC’s Antony Green called Ali France to win over Dutton, a cheer erupted from the Labor red-shirted faithful that was nearly as raucous and joyful as when the veteran psephologist called the election itself for Albanese.
Labor had been optimistic about holding on to government, whether in slight minority or majority, but the scale of victory – that may yet keep growing – stunned even some pollsters in the room. Seats fell like dominoes. The Coalition, already partially hollowed out after 2022, is reduced to a shell; safe seats cannoned to Labor, the moderate wing of the party decimated, Dutton losing not only the election but his job.
“Today, the Australian people have voted for Australian values. For fairness, aspiration and opportunity for all,” Albanese bellowed to the room of supporters, raising his hands in triumph. “For the strength to show courage in adversity and kindness to those in need.”
‘We’re going to be happier soon’
Labor people screamed as seats were called. The likes of Bennelong, a razor-thin seat that had been marked as notionally Liberal after a boundary redistribution, was returned to Jerome Laxale by a commanding 60-40 margin; Bridget Archer, the popular Liberal moderate, ejected from Bass; Anne Urquhart, the Labor senator who chanced her arm by running for the safe Liberal seat of Braddon, helped wipe out the Coalition from Tasmania; Deakin, Bonner, Forde, Menzies, the type of Liberal seats Labor hadn’t really talked up, projected to keep falling their way.
Seats held against stiff challenges that Dutton had targeted with his cost-of-living pitch – Gilmore, Hawke, Hunter, McEwen, Lyons, Paterson and Shortland – all failed to fall. Most came back to Labor with increased margins.
On the stage, hours before the result was called, a technical coordinator gave a brief rundown of some logistics for the night. Beginning her remarks and trying to get the crowd’s attention, she jokes that people are already feeling happy, “I’ve got a funny feeling we’re going to be happier soon tonight.”
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whoopsyeahokay · 4 months ago
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GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS 🎡
tagged by our sweetest @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodsimp 😘
What's the origin of your blog title?
blog title: Miusies is just sensational misspelling of musies from muses. things that amuse and inspire me. turns out that's predominantly Milo Manheim...
username: whoopsyeahokay bc i like to carry around hyperfixations in my clumsy hands, drop them, shatter them, glue them back together as something entirely my own, and share that new thing with the world. often in the form of fanfiction.
OTP(s) + shipname:
Darkhawk. there will never be a day that that's not my #1. it's my safe haven, my cozy place, my first obsession, my sweet cheese, my rotten soldier, my goodtime boy. @halehathnofury
Favorite color:
i'll take the spectrum for 200, Alex. gun to my head: autumn colors...if a leaf can die in it, i can wear it.
Song stuck in your head:
Cut Deep - Matt Maeson
Weirdest habit/trait:
if i ever see "angel numbers", i stop what i'm doing (regardless of where i am or who i'm with) and i chant a mantra of gratitude. it started as practicing gratitude and quickly spiraled into i will implode if i don't do this. also responding to texts with any emoji i feel doesn't get used enough. "hey, what's up?" - "🪟⛲🎴"
Hobbies:
writing. art. hobbycrafts. walking. baking. bedrotting.
If you work, what's your profession?
editor & transcriptionist. i want to branch into scriptwriting and graphic design. possibly flower arranging for events.
If you could have any job you wish, what would it be?
actress. stage or screen. idc about the fame part, let me remain unknown, making just enough to live a fulfilling life. or comic relief sidekick in a fantasy adventure.
Something you're good at:
introspection and rumination.
Something you collect:
mugs. horror paraphernalia. DVDs. books. rings. tattoos. destination sweaters. Alice in Wonderland. fairytales. zombie trinkets. stop me any time—
Something you forget:
responding to texts/DMs.
What's your love language:
acts of service and physical touch. please hug me.
Favorite movie/show:
atm School Spirits. but comfort shows/movies include: Archer, Brooklynn 99, Arrested Development; Ever After, Austenland, Bridget Jones' Diary.
Favorite food:
cyclical. currently ice cream sandwiches 😋
Favorite animal:
house hippos.
What were you like as a child:
a conundrum. shy and reserved until i felt comfortable and then rambunctious as a sugar-high 🍭
Favorite subject at school:
English. Art. Drama.
Least favorite subject:
everything else.
What's your best character trait?
i'm a problem solver.
What's your worst character trait?
i can't recognize what i need socially and often end up self-isolating without realizing it.
If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?
my health. financial, physical, spiritual. the whole gamut.
If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?
youtube
fr though, probably a family member. like my grandmother's mother.
no pressure tag: @patrickispinky, @gothwifehotchner, @strwbrry-phrog, @sukihito, @naok-iyuu 😚
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tigertaurus22 · 6 months ago
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Merry Christmas everyone!
In the spirit of the holiday, I drew my latest hyperfixation character (Silver) as the Nutcracker Prince with my OC Rebecca as Clara.
I also drew an alternate version with Ethan/Gold for the precious metal shippers.
There’s two of each, one with and one without the mask to represent the transformation.
If this were a full production, I can imagine Team Rocket playing the rats (with rattata ears and tails) and Giovanni or Archer as the Rat King.
The older sibling would be played by Kris or Bridget (who is Rebecca’s older sister) and the younger sibling would be either Lyra or Sparky (Rebecca’s pet Yamper).
The Sugar Plum Fairy can be Blue (f) with Green (m) as her chevalier
Let me know who else would play which characters in the comments or reblogs!
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theholmwoodfoundation · 10 months ago
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THE HOLMWOOD FOUNDATION PILOT EPISODE CAST/CREW - PART TWO
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BECKY WRIGHT - THRALLS/PHONE VOICE
Becky voices weird things. Her speciality is small children and demons, make of that what you will... She works across every medium. She played Nic Grundy in ‘The Archers’ for 11 years and continues to appear in regularly in radio dramas on the BBC. Recent credits include: ‘You Must Listen’, ‘Car Crash’, ‘Children of The Stones’, ‘The Battersea Poltergeist’ (Bafflegab/BBC), ‘Lola vs Powerman’, ‘Making Plans with Nigel’, ‘Mythos’ (Sweet Talk/BBC), ‘Barred’ (B7 Media/BBC), ‘Billie Homeless Dies at the End’ (Holy Mountain/BBC) & ‘The Waringham Chronicles’ (Audible Originals). For Big Finish she has appeared in many episodes of ‘Dr Who’, ‘Doom’s Day’, ‘Blake’s 7’, ‘Avalon’, ‘Unit: Nemesis’, ‘The Avengers’, ‘Star Cops’ and ‘Pathfinder’.ops and development sessions for countless new writing initiatives. She has narrated numerous audiobooks and amassed a vast and varied array of weird and wonderful dubbing, animation and computer game credits. On stage she has performed for The Being Human Festival, Nutkhut, The Birmingham Rep, Wolverhampton Arena Theatre, The Bike Shed in Exeter, Hampstead Theatre, The Pleasance and The Tricycle, amongst others. She has toured open air Shakespeare and performed a rep season in a lift shaft! She is very passionate about new work and has been involved in rehearsed readings, workshops and development sessions for countless new writing initiatives.
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JESSICA CARROLL - NEWSREADER
Jessica trained at LAMDA. Most recently she played Disciple Z’rell in the multi-award-winning video game Baldur’s Gate 3. Other video games include Divinity: Original Sin 2, Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire, Elex, Spellforce 3, Dragon Quest XI, Unforeseen Incidents and Code 7. Jessica also voices Darcy the Driller, Riff and Jiff in the UK version of the Thomas & Friends cartoon.  Theatre includes Fence (Finborough); Fishskin Trousers (The Park Theatre, Finborough); The Broken Token (Theatre Royal Bury St Edmunds, Lakeside, William Andrews Clark - Los Angeles); Quirks (Southwark Playhouse); Old Bag (Theatre 503); Ghosts (Battersea Arts Centre); Hellcab (Old Red Lion); Last Seen (Almeida); The Woman of No Importance (Assembly Rooms Ludlow); Taking Steps (Assembly Rooms Ludlow); Daisy Pulls It Off (Lyric Hammersmith). Film and TV includes Hotel Inferno, Polar, The Space In-Between, David & Olivia. Radio includes Life Begins at Crawley and The Future of Radio (Radio 4); The British Are Coming and Liberation Is Not A Recognised Protocol (Apple). Jessica has an extensive voiceover career in commercials, dubbing and the TV and film ADR circuit where she can be heard screaming, crying, doing the news and squawking down police radios in everything from Happy Valley to Bridget Jones.
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LUKE KONDOR - ROBERT SWALES
Luke Kondor is a writer, creator, and the voice behind The Other Stories podcast, which has amassed over 12 million downloads. He was recently commissioned by the George A. Romero Foundation to write a Night of the Living Dead audio drama. Currently, he lives and works from a dining room table in the middle of Sherwood Forest. For more, visit www.lukekondor.com.
PART ONE: HERE
PART THREE: HERE
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homukami · 26 days ago
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"I suppose I ought to explain how things are working around here, shouldn't I?"
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"As you may know, I'm not capable of entering into most realms in my full, divine form. I can pass into what one might call outer planes— the realms of other deities, other afterlives, and the like, but I could not travel to, for example, Midchilda myself."
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"As such, I've taken to using avatars; magically created recreations of my form, with much of my power, that I typically control from my own divine realm. They are what many of you have seen over the years, for obvious reasons. For most purposes, I am them and they are me."
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"Of them, there's several of note. There's the one who is the mother of Mizuki, Ruby, and Jade- The one who lives peacefully in a certain timeline with Sara Reighs. There's also the one that lives with one Bethany Esda- the mother of Bridget. Yet another, the one who joined the Shepherds long ago, lives still in Ylisse, advising the Exalt, Chrom. And, finally, there's the one who lives in Cranagan on Midchilda, with her incarnated Servant, Archer, Tomoe Mami, two adopted children, and another biological child on the way- Soon, at that. She has been working on magical and technological advancements, sometimes alongside the TSAB, sometimes without their approval."
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"This does, you may realize, leave the question of Miyoko and Asami- But they were, simply, born here, in my heaven- Not of an avatar, but of myself, if that makes sense."
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"I hope that may clear some things up."
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kim · 2 months ago
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Not that I have anything profound or significant to add, but one week out from the election, I do want to write these down for myself:
Alex and I had literally just sat down at our table at my sister's wedding when I pulled up the ABC News livestream — turns out it's not geoblocked and available to stream outside Australia for free! — and coincidentally, it was minutes after Peter Dutton's seat was called for Ali France. I literally did a “fuck yeah!” and double fist pump, and others at the table asked if we were celebrating some sports team thing. That felt amazing.
Perhaps with the exception of Bridget Archer, the Liberal Party losing badly is good to see! But Labor's also done…too well? It's not quite what I was hoping for. Now we're still stuck with a government that: hasn't been moving quickly enough on net zero, let alone real zero; hasn't gone to the election with structural tax reform to prepare the budget for the long term; hasn't shown much spine on banning gambling advertising.
On second thought, I should've gone up to Angus Taylor when I had the chance and said to him, “I know John Howard used to say people didn't stop him on the street to complain about the value of their house going up. Well, today, I want to let this country's shadow treasurer know that ours has gone up a fair bit, and I don't feel good about it.”
I'm sure someone has interviewed him and I just simply hadn't heard or come across it, but I wonder how Ted O'Brien is reading the results right now.
Need to start asking around about that home battery (and electric hot water).
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virgoboy · 2 months ago
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Bridget archer was the only liberal i had any shred of respect for
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ryatsdollface · 9 months ago
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Hi kiddo, what do you like to read?
romance novels 💘
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bluelanternjordan · 5 months ago
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OC Lore
- rp blog for my oc Bridget Ferris-Jordan
- Carol and Hal’s bio daughter (Hal and Carol are sooooo divorced)
- She got her BL ring during the Parallax arc (if I’m rping her in that era she’s kind of volatile. Not suicidal, but quick to anger and will cry at the drop of a hat)
- She was childhood friends with Jason, Eddie, and Rose.
- Poly and Bi, ends up with Eddie and Rose
- She HATES Kyle (and Tim)
- Also has major beef with @spencer-velocity
- Posts will be tagged yourfavoritelantern
Ooc
- I’m 18+
- my main is @perseus-jackass
- I run @spoilerpurple, vampire au Steph @bloodveil-bat, @arsenal-archer, @jerichothepoet, @linda-parkwest, @nataliaknightly, and my other OC blogs @larksmith, @deidrawest, @leilanithawne, @theoriginalfleche, and @thebetterfleche
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zodiac-entertainment-system · 11 months ago
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Since Lexi is Pikachukin and has been obsessed with Pokemon since she was 8, the rest of us have given some thought into what Pokemon we would be.
Bridget is either a Fidough (cute fairy type dog) or a Sylveon (cute super pink fairy type.)
Kara is a Salamence (because dragon.)
Hana is a Purrloin (super sneaky cat.)
Linkle is a Decidueye (bird archer with a green hood... she's new but her choice is obvious)
We're not 100% on Bob beyond being some kind of Legendary feels right for him. Probably a psychic type.
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