#CROOKED KINGDOM

[maybemacdc]

why the net, kaz?

[you-must-be-mr-bogg1ns]

Me whenever my sister obsesses over a ship:

Plus me when I see mine:

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself

[clarissaweasley-10]

Jesper: why are you ignoring Inej? Kaz: I'm playing hard to get Jesper: why?? you're already hard to want-

[life-o-n-m4rs]

here they are all together !!!

[sol-niczka]

Inej and Wylan, possibly the most underrated Six of Crows duo🐦‍⬛🩶

[shimmerytimbers]

Van Eck and Colm Fahey both being fathers who's trying to do what they think is the best.

The only difference is that Van Eck is doing what he believes is best for his legacy and Colm Fahey is doing what he believes is the best for his son.

And its a big difference, actually.

[lunarthecorvus]

reluctantly he went and its about the found family he made along the way

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Almost got 5000 words of the angsty as shit helnik story I’ve been writing on and off but I’m also in a fun stage of ‘do I hate it or am I just tired’ and also ‘is this ooc or have I just put the character in a situation they didn’t experience in canon and therefore need to figure out how they would respond to these completely different circumstances whilst undergoing the emotional turmoil of the other circumstances’ oops

[padfoot-lupin77]

(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

[you-must-be-mr-bogg1ns]

Jesper: *sneezes*

Kaz:

Jesper: You're not even going to say "bless you"?

Kaz: I'm sitting here with you, you've already been blessed.

[bookishwords]

maybe a percentage of that 30 million kruge should go to therapy

[philosophicaltrashcan]

I WILL NOT REST BEFORE I GET A SIX OF CROWS SERIES IN ARCANE ANIMATION WHO ARE WITH ME

[lilisouless]

Colm: Jesper , no. The hot chocolate from your grandmother´s recipe is for the mornings, you know it gives you nightmares if you take it before sleeping.

Jesper: oh come on, da. I was a kid, us adults are inmune to that. Hey guys! who wants cocoa?

(Later that night)

Matthias standing at the altar, wating for the bride. The bride approaches and takes out the veil, revealing Kaz´s face

Matthias: AAAAAAAH!!

Kaz: you better be good to me and our five children, go with daddy Kaz jrs

Matthias as five mini Kaz surround him: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Marya: Wylan, love i have an anouncement, i am getting married again

Wylan: thats amazing! with who?

Colm: surprise!

Wylan: wait...your are my mom and he is...if you marry him...

Marya: that´s right , Wylan, Jesper and you are brothers now!

Wylan: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Mr Ghafa: Inej, your mother and i are getting a divorce

Inej: what? no!

Mr Ghafa: i meet someone else, meet your new mother

Opens the door revealing Dunyasha

Inej: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Nina watching the bride come: this is such a-

Nina: oh wait, i know, this is a nightmare right? Oh let me guess: Kaz is under that veil

The bride reveals herself as Alys

Nina: AAAAAH!!

Alys: I will sing to you everyday, my love! and we will share our candies!

Nina: nonono!...well, at least it wasn't Kaz

Alys: of course not, Kaz has a husband

Shows a picture of Kaz bridal carrying Matthias

Nina: AAAAAAAAAH!!

Alys: oh and by the way-

Shows Nina a mirror, her haircut just like Kaz´s

Nina as Alys starts singing : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Doctor: Bad news, Mr Fahey. Your results say that you are deadly allergic to color, you are now limited to neutrals and plain clothing

Jesper: AAAAAHH!

Doctor: something like your boyfriend´s closet

Jesper: AAAAAAH!!

Jesper: hmm thats weird, for some reason i was expecting this nightmare to include a wedding thing like a theme or...

Wylan appearing suddenly: Jesper! i am going to marry-

Jesper: AHG!

Wylan: you-

Jesper: phew

Wylan: WEARING THESE! (points at his sandals and jorts)

Jesper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Kaz getting out of bed: stupid cocoa of Jesper´s grand-

He sits up and sees Zoya besides him

Kaz: AHH!

Zoya: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Zoya: AAAH-ah wait, is this your nightmare or mine?

Kaz: i don't know, i tend to travel on those, i just was with Matthias

Nikolai entering: Zoya! councilman Van eck has said he wasn't to live a simple and modest life, he has donated EVERYTHING to the crown!

Ka: IT´S MINE! IT´S MINE! IT´S MINE!

[sol-niczka]

Inej Ghafa, my bbg💜🐦‍⬛

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