#Dat description tho

[bellasauruss]

Here are some scp designs I made forever ago on paper and decided to digitized! I'm so so happy with these and one of my friends really likes them so I might make some more :P

I know SCP-173 is kind of separated from that original artwork it was based on (which I'm glad cause it was kind of silly looking for this scp lol) so I kept kind of a similar spray paint job on the face reminiscent of the old one, but not the same sculpture anymore. My SCP-173 kind of like a solid concrete cast sculpture with rebar inside, and it uses some exposed rebar to kind of gently grab and pull/twist things like a spider grabbing with its legs lol. The ones coming out of the back should be longer but I didn't draw em like dat. Honestly it's an SCP so it probably doesn't matter if it stretches and extends and stuff creepily. It also has the doo doo feces on its little feet just like its description says- blood all over it too! wahhoo!

For SCP-682 I wanted to make it pretty in-tact because if it can regenerate entirely, I don't see why it would have exposed ribs and stuff. It would be fun to draw it in really bad condition tho! But this is like fully healed and in-tact form. I'm so so so proud of its shape and design tho and i like its big greasy mane lol

PLEASE please please feel free to use these designs as long as u credit. use em for whatever idk

[carelocaiiel]

Here's something that i noticed after finishing Dunmeshi manga, dunmeshi adventure's bible complete edition and dunmeshi daydream hour complete edition.....

IM FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HELKI 🥲.

(and ofc Laios and Grandpa Mithrun and our beloved divorced middle aged man Chil)

But Helki tho..who the hell is this extra character??

My first thought of him is "Damn! is dat Kabru's Mom's lackey.. poor guy..I feel ya!"

But gradually im becoming more aware and more curious of him, since he keep coming in the extra stories 😂.

This mothafucka really ask "Yo kid.. Wanna eat dis cake?" while drenched in blood

And.. The audacity to eat the cake while staring at poor rin 😭

And look at him getting disgusted by bloody wet sticky mithrun 😂

I WAS LIKE, OH C'MON HE WOULD MAKE AN INTERESTING CHARACTER!

I would love to see his dynamic with Milsiril too! Oh c'mn Kui.. Give us some more extra stories about past canaries!

I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HIS CRIME TOO KUI! LIKE WTH THIS MAN DO ? HE SEEMS LIKE A SIMPLEMINDED IDIOT TYPE TO ME 😭

I understand that he's not relevant for the plot, but still .. I think there are a lot of manga readers that adore him or him and Milsiril's dynamic! It would be such a shame to throw some potential good extra stories. At least as his fan it would be great to see a character description like everybody else.. I mean, he's doing a pretty good job in Utaya.

Like Kui.. whats the point of stirring us fans with that Q&A in Shanghai about Helsiril Kuii 🥺🥺 Damn you.. I love you but aarhhh

Its nice to see Helki loving the elf cake since Milsiril herself is a picky eater and her fav food according to her data is that elf cake (Its cute if she can only make that 🥲), even though according to Thistle , Kabru, and delgal that cake is somewhat weird.

If you want to see some fanmade about HelkixMilsiril, u guys can search in google,twitter, danbooru, pixiv by type ヘルキ or ヘルキ×ミルシリル or helsiril or helki... Its nice to see a lot of passionate fans.. But again, it WOULD BE REALLY NICE IF THERE ARE SOME CANON EXPLANATION ABOUT HIS CHARACTER ☺️🤧.

This is me everytime i think bout him

And this is me with non-helki lovers but we got the same love for dunmeshi

[dabisbratz]

This might be a weird ask but how tf do you write porn? More specifically gay porn?! I’m working on a piece myself and I’m at a bit of a loss. Is there any tips you’d give someone or what because I’m stumped lol

not weird at all !! f’me. . . vgotta be in da mood to actually sit down n write it…. or s’not gonna turn out well at All .. v v important part t’remember is that it’s exactly that ! porn ! so ydont have t’be realistic, jus has t’be hot ! (for lack of a better word..) i focus more on dialogue since its easier t’get down, n usually stick to descriptor words like ‘soft, hard, plump, wet, hot, warm, sticky, leaking, dripping, tight, pretty, glistening,’ etc . . don’t be afraid t’make it sound nasty (in da literal sense) ! f’me personally, tryin to describe pleasure or orgasms s’kinda hard! so instead, m’focusin on how it’d sound, what it’d look like, how characters would react . . . does dat make sense ?!

da easiest way t’fall into a hole (no pun intended tehe) s’to write it in chronological order. y’wouldn’t say ‘he did this, and then this, and this too’, you’d describe how he did it, what it felt like, why was it arousin? n how? yknow? if y’end up fallin into it, try puttin descriptions in between. instead of sayin ‘he fingered you’, try somethin like ‘ And his fingers— God, his hands. So strong and thick, (describin how they look) they’d linger over the soft pudge of your cunt, pressing into the warm skin (describin what he’d do) and pulling apart each sticky fold to ghost over the quiver and throb of your achy, rubbed-out cock (descriptor words t’make it sound smooth). How overwhelming they’d be, using his thumb to rub smooth circles into it, eliciting a wet squelch and heady squeak as his fingers sink into your hot, gummy walls. (appealin to sense of sound t’immerse da reader)’

n when m’was very new t’it, actually tried listenin to porn t’get da sounds down. s’also a lot easier f’you’re connectin it to somethin you’re personally into. if y’feel embarrassed while writin it, don’t !! means you’re doin it right! would imagine s’not that different t’write from straight porn, tho v’never written it !

[underpaid-paragon]

OC Smash or Pass

I got tagged by @vampemoqueen and it just so happens to be the right time of day for me to both catch a tag chain AND attempt to participate in it :D I'm not sure who's left in my circle to tag so...tag YOU, if you wanna do it ♥

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

(also much thanks to this year's beautiful Art Fight piece from @sycherart that I will not stop slipping into places)

THE 411

Name: Circe

Age: 40s/50s? (embraced in the 1970s, in her late 20s)

Height: 5'7"

Eyes: dark brown, green

Gender: Female

Pronouns: she/they

Sexuality: Bi

PROS:

Optimistic, even in the face of horror (usually)

Is both the Mom Friend AND the Auntie friend all in one (she'll take care of you AND attack your enemies with minimal provocation)

In life, a massage therapist: in death, an unlicensed and continuing practice massage therapist who doesn't charge friends for backrubs

Physically affectionate, but respectful of boundaries she's aware of

Malkavian, which means occasional free psychic advice (no winning lotto numbers tho)

Adventurous on the streets and in the sheets

Acts a switch but is definitely more to the domme side

CONS:

Malkavian, which means hiding things from her is going to be that much harder

Developed aphasia after being Turned, which makes conversations hard a lot of the time (you know the Malk dialogue in VTMB? THAT, but mainly verbal)

Clingy tendencies

Maintains a too-high threshold for mistreatment from people she cares about

Dat snap when she hits the breaking point tho

Incredibly pushy when she's decided to be your friend

[gurorori]

i dont know all that much about lolita fashion, though it looks interesting…..but would you mind answering 3, 6 and 18?

YAYYYY n_n THANKYEW 4 DA ASK!

3. what is your current favorite motif?

'm nawt generally super big on like prints or motifs & mostly prefer a plain piece with a nice structure & tasteful design & lace buuuut i do really like tartan.. it's very cute.. can b punky if coorded rite but also i don' even mind it bein' sweet either like. This Dress has a grip on me forever

ik da question implies #1 only buuut i also rlyy like florals 4 obvious reasons like i ain't really into classic lolita usually but...!!! it's da haunted porcelain doll on yer shelf vibes dat get me. florals make me weak like ok roll me into this grandmas couch

there's more.. i like a good applique actually, it's nawt a flat print, ya can feel it & it stands out/pops way more, which 'm rly fond of. i think appliqués r very cute & once again i find myself likin' ones even outta my lolita style

...like this one!!!!

6. what is something you collect?

i do nawt claim da title of any specific brand collector so far But i really love baby's designs. i won't dare say moi-même-moitié but i do like their older stuff, STILL over da moon i managed 2 get my hands one o their vintage coats, definitely my most prized piece in my loliwardrobe so far. nawthin' they release today tho. but baby's timeless designs (their re-releaaes) i have my eyes on.. n_n

in a broader sense i collect old school pieces, but i don' focus on buildin' a solely 'authentic' (as in pieces dat r period-accurate) old school wardrobe yet.. :[ i do wanna try buildin' a capsule one but dat will take a while!

18. what are you inspired by?

watever yud expect an old school lolita 2 get inspired by, world's most crusty 4x4 image of a skirt from 1998 on lolibrary with no further description or price tag listed. brand unknown.

apart from dat iiiii really look up 2 a lotta street snaps roughly from 90s til round mid-00s & obvi street fashion magazines of those times

also 'm ofc inspired lots by momoko from kamikaze girls (modeled after yers truly, we r da same person)

also by my fav harajuku brand which is putumayo n_n one of em seasoned lolita brands as well & it leans into punkloli 🙏🏼

lastly i also look 4 inspo in vkei & goth subcultures, i like implementin' details dat r nawt necessarily lolita on it's own, but 'm primarily a gothic lolita irl so i like darker stuff 2 add 2 my coords.. n_n so my music taste ties into it really wells

[moldsporr]

I think there are some general guidelines. I.e. the words trans man and trans woman are descriptive of types of man and woman in relation to their assigned gender. Like someone can be amab and genderfluid and trans and a man but that doesn't make them a trans man because trans man isn't a gender, man is the gender and trans is the adjective indicating he's transitioned to being a man, if that makes sense? And vice versa obvs. And also like. You _can_ call yourself a lesbian if you're primarily a guy who dates guys but it's kinda dumb to do so.

It's 8am I'm tryna eat a bagel... I think some of dat might be wrong tho

[chocosvt]

choco hiiii >:3 i've been putting off sending dis ask 4 so long now but dis is just 2 let u know how much i appreciate yew >⁠.⁠< der r like . . 4 writers in total on tumblr dat r so so dear to me ; ; ; they're 1 of the only reasons i even stay on dis app, n ur 1 of dem </3

the 1st fic i read of urs was,,, honey boy and i still remember the day i came across it and how i read it in 1 go like a woman starved ( it was on oct 21st 2023 btw ) ... .. . saying dat it changed my life would b an understatement. it was all i could think abt 4 days, n i even dreamt the entirety of ch 15 once :o , word 4 word, n some parts of ch 16 . . der r no words dat can amount 2 how much i adore dat fic. i love lengthy word counts done ri8, n u hav such a way w words,, pulling at heartstrings n everything ! ! dat fic has all the subtleties dat only a slow burn could provide. i genuinely wish i could give a way better review than dis, but pls understand dat 'm so , so in luv n i adore u so much 4 the amount of work u put out into it, from the visuals n the descriptions, the perfect build up, amazing writing of eventual f2l and reflections- just EVERYTHING. i luv u. i luv ur writing. i want 2 give u aaalllll the flowers in the world. n den some ^.⁠^

anyway . . . the reason 'm here in the first place, is 2 let u know how excited i am 4 her ( even tho it might not sound like it ; ; n u'll see why ) . dis might sound insane but i never read best friend's brother because i was gatekeeping it from. myself . . . ? idk how to explain but i always hav dis weird feeling of like "but if i read it it's gonna b over :(((" n it probably doesnt make any sense, but my mind keeps convincing me 2 just "save it 4 later" n i go along w it bcs yea ! it is going to b over, even tho i know dat dat's just stupid bcs i could just , , read it again? gahh idk. but i finally decided to read it. bcs i have her. . . 'm gonna wait patiently 4 u 2 release all 6 parts ( fuck tumblr for these weird ass limits btw :| ) n dennn read it. n 'm so excited. yk the meme w the instagram countdown to "k1llng myself" but den it's covered by the big ass "postponed" text? dat's what i feel like rn. . . anyway. dat was a whole lot of nothing so 'm sry lol but i hope u have a greaaaaat rest of ur day mwa i luv u >:3

omg!! you have no idea how much i appreciate your immaculate and stunning words <3 it brought some teary tears to my eyes!! thank u for taking the time to write such a cute, thoughtful message 💘 and i'm happy that honey boy was such an impactful read!!

HAHA TRUST ME I GET IT!! i'm legit the same way with tv shows and books!! it's like, if i don't finish it... then technically... in MY MIND it hasn't ended and i can prolong the delusion!!

i can't even tell you how many times i've gotten to the end of a super good tv show and then i just suddenly stopped watching it bc i was like eeeeeeik this shit is gonna end and i'm gonna be overtaken by this profound, clutching sense of emptiness!! so i understand where you're coming from! at least her is sooo long that it might be a good while before you're able to hit the end :3

[casbooks]

Books of 2023

Book 53 of 2023

Title: ANOTHER DAY DOWNRANGE, Two Tours Flying Chinooks in Vietnam Authors: Robert Patterson

Tags: ACH-47 Guns-A-Go-Go Chinook, Actor - John "The Duke" Wayne (Marion Robert Morrison), AH-1 Cobra, AUS ADF AA Australian Army, AUS ADF Australian Defence Force, AUS Australia, B-52 Stratofortress, CH-34 Choctaw, CH-47 Chinook, CH-54 Tarhe, EOD, F-100 Super Sabre, FAC, KHM Cambodia, KOR Korea, LAO Lam Son 719 (1971) (Vietnam War), LAO Laos, M113 APC, Movie - The Green Berets, NZ New Zealand, NZ NZDF NZA New Zealand Army, NZ NZDF Royal New Zealand Defence Force, O-1 Bird Dog, OH-23 Raven, OV-1 Mohawk, Pilatus Porter, US Bob Hope (Entertainer), US CIA Central Intelligence Agency, US MSTS Military Sea Transportation Service, US MSTS USNS Corpus Christi Bay (T-ARVH-1), US President Richard M. Nixon, US USA 147th Assault Support Helicopter Company, US USA 147th Assault Support Helicopter Company - Hillclimbers, US USA 177th Aviation Co, US USA 1st Armored Division, US USA 1st Aviation Brigade, US USA 205th Assault Support Helicopter Company, US USA 205th Assault Support Helicopter Company - Geronimos, US USA 213th Assault Support Helicopter Company, US USA 213th Assault Support Helicopter Company - Blackcats, US USA 271th Assault Support Helicopter Company, US USA 271th Assault Support Helicopter Company - Inkeepers, US USA 4th Infantry Regiment, US USA 4th Infantry Regiment - 2/14, US USA 73rd Surveliance Aircraft Company, US USA 74th Reconnaissance Airplane Co (RAC), US USA 8th Army, US USA 90th Replacement Bn, US USA 9th ID, US USA ACV Air Cushion Vehicles, US USA Fort Benning GA, US USA Fort Benning GA - OCS, US USA Fort Hood TX, US USA Fort Rucker AL, US USA Fort Rucker AL - Hanchey Army Air Field, US USA Fort Stewart GA, US USA Fort Wolters TX (1963-1973), US USA United States Army, US USA USSF Green Berets, US USA USSF Special Forces, US USAF Eglin Air Force Base FL, US USMC 3rd Force Recon Co, US USMC United States Marine Corps, US USMC VMF-124, US USMC VMF-221, US USN HA(L)-3 Seawolves, US USN MSC Military Sealift Command, US USN PACV Patrol Air Cushion Vehicle, US USN United States Navy, US USO United Service Organizations, VNM Can Tho, VNM Cau Mau Peninsula, VNM Chi Lang, VNM CIA Air America (1950-1976) (Vietnam War), VNM Cu Chi, VNM Dong Son, VNM Dong Tam, VNM DRV NVA North Vietnamese Army, VNM DRV VC Viet Cong, VNM FSB Pace (Vietnam War), VNM Highway 22B, VNM Ho Chi Minh Trail (Vietnam War), VNM III Corps (Vietnam War), VNM IV Corps (Vietnam War), VNM Long Binh, VNM Long Binh Post - Plantation - II Field Force HQ (Vietnam War), VNM Long Binh Post (Vietnam War), VNM Mekong Delta, VNM My Phouc Tay Special Forces Camp (Vietnam War), VNM Nui Ba Den (Black Virgin Mountain), VNM Nui Dat, VNM Operation Arc Light (1965-1973) (Vietnam War), VNM Parrots Beak, VNM Phu Loi, VNM Poulo Obi Island, VNM Poulo Obi Island - USN Radar Station (Vietnam War), VNM RVN ARVN Army of the Republic of Vietnam, VNM RVN ARVN RF/PF Regional Forces/Popular Forces (Vietnam War), VNM RVN ARVN Vietnamese Rangers - Biet Dong Quan, VNM RVN General Duong Van Minh (Big Minh), VNM RVN SVNAF South Vietnamese Air Force, VNM Saigon, VNM Saigon - Hotel 3 Helicopter Pad, VNM Saigon - Independence Palace, VNM Tan Binh Forest, VNM Tan Son Nhut Air Base, VNM Tay Ninh, VNM U Minh Forest, VNM US MACV Advisory Teams (Vietnam War), VNM US USA AAE Army Aviation Element (Vietnam War), VNM US USA Phu Loi Air Base (Vietnam War), VNM US USN MRF Mobile Riverine Force (Vietnam War), VNM US USN TF 117 MRF Mobile Riverine Force (Vietnam War), VNM Vietnam, VNM Vietnam War (1955-1975), VNM Vinh Long, VNM Vung Tau, VNM Xuan Loc Rating: ★★★ Subject: Books.Military.20th-21st Century.Asia.Vietnam War.Aviation.US Army.Helos.Cargo

Description: This is not a diary like normal diaries, nor is it a history; it is a personal record of the helicopter war in Vietnam as I knew it, Depending upon the branch of service, type of unit, missions flown, and the area of Vietnam where missions were flown, one could surely find different accounts of what the helicopter war in Vietnam was like. Much of what I have read concerning the helicopter war coming of age in Vietnam says little about contribution of the CH-47 Chinook. Having seen it first hand during the war, I know that this aircraft’s contributions were tremendous. If you doubt it, look at what a workhorse the CH-47 was In Iraq and still is in Afghanistan as I write this. The Army learned that craft in Vietnam. At its peak deployment, there were (22) CH47 units and 750 Chinooks being used in Vietnam, both with the U.S. Army and the South Vietnamese Air Force (VNAF). About 200 aircraft (27%) were lost in combat or due to operational accidents. I had then, and I still have now, the greatest respect for the aircrews, ground crews, and the support personnel who kept the CH-47 units in the fight.

Review: This was an ok book, kind of a slog to read through. I find that months afterwards though, I still think about some of the things I learned in this book, some of the things said, and those tidbits will stay with me for a very long time. For that reason alone, I do recommend checking out Patterson's story flying Chinooks because it's a story that isn't told by many and the info does give you a better nuanced look at what these pilots did vs the gunships, scouts, and slicks.

[zwei-rhunen]

 context: i am not a tank

i am barely a PUG tbh lmao

So i woke up today and chose violence tanking :)

first we run like two trials that i felt were pretty straightforward, to gimme a taste of dat tank cuisine, and both went well

> i was OT and both MTs were great and like. OT didnt have much other responsibilities outside of being emergency tank tbf, but still, i get confident, and i’m ready for a lil more chaos

me: how complicated is tanking nidhogg? 

@lord-kefka-palazzo​ the healer: not that complicated. just keep adds separate, faced away, etc

me: COOL LETS DO THAT ONE NEXT

the game plan for Nidhogg: i’m gonna off-tank! and then maybe the next fight i will consider being main tank. no promises, tho

> totally not me, entertaining myself with trying to get the perfect lil’ jumpy twirl and not paying attention to the rest of the party that’s already running into battle bc ppl already finished their cutscenes

“OH IT’S STARTED-”

/goes

/goes a lil too hard

/goes so hard, in fact, that i do my rotation. my fingers hit the two buttons to /stance, and i dont notice bc I’ve been treating it as part of my tank rotation, and not like, its own separate rotation

(i’m getting the feeling that its more of an opener, since it seems that tank stance is situational)

/ ???? i have stance on???

/oh fuck, i have stance on

/hurriedly looks for stance buttons b/c i suddenly have no idea where they are b/c its not the beginning of the fight and my brain has already filed that information away into its proper cabinet b/c i dont need to recall it anymore b/c battle already started and i have the monke neural pathway of smth like

“DEF tanking():

IF fight begins THEN tank stance; IF fight in progress THEN take boss, go north, dont die, win fight ELSE panic and pray; ” seared into my skull bc dungeon-brain

the next bit took like 20 seconds to play out even though it seems hella longer, ik:

“wjhu-why is my stance button over here”

/turns stance off

/still MT’ing

what.jpg

>its off, right??

>squints at button in confusion. it’s blue. idk what the color means. i think it means tank off (no it meant i had it “on”, and pushing it again would turn it off.) i flip it a few times, like the way your annoying sibling does when they flicker the light switch in your bedroom.

>??????? why is it on a cooldown??? stance has cooldowns??????

> mouse-over, look at description- oh wait i’m pressing the wrong set of button combos lmao

> take stance off

/still have aggro

/looks at party list

/MT has also toggled stance off, since i’ve done the animal-kingdom strut that means “i want to tank” (i actually do not, silently hoping to please take him back :’) )

/ MT is being very chill and a team player and letting me have at it

/boss begins targeting other people

/flips stance back on

exhibit A: me, panicking :)

Exhibit B: trying to assume my MT role and also trying to signal that “THIS WAS NOT MY INTENTION and also uhhhh MT is NOT taking it BACK, WHAT DO I DO” -

except i dont have time to type all that

so instead, i put everything into one heartfelt line and hope it gets the same message across:

> and at the same time, hydaelyn appears before my mind’s eye with a very important message for me - she says,

 “congrats, you are the Main Tank now :) “

>okokok FUCK it, i’m MT now, lets go nidhogg

> ....

>it was not fine (the stars aligned and a chain of other unfortunate events also happened lool)

>we get to the dragon phase! but end up wiping and try again

> i am determined to not stance this time. i will not touch stance. we are going to run in and DPS and let the other tank be MT and i will SIT HERE, happily doing DPS and tanking during adds.

> lol so THAT lasted like 10 seconds.

but its okay we passed the second time wahoo

Me:

thank you, kind PUG, but i definitely did not deserve that LMFAOOOOO

post-fight:

oh hey, i forgot about these nine other buttons, what do they do-

-flashback to when it was me, the other tank, and the healer remaining for a good, 30 looooong seconds-

and also sitting next to it:

Finisher move:

/checks journal

(listen PLD was so boringggg i dragged myself to 50, stopped and haven’t looked back LMFAO (don’t kill me tho i’ll get to them!! at some point ) )

Bonus: The Limitless Blue (Hard)

me trying to be good and dodging splash AOEs

and then i remember wait a MINUTE i’m A

!!!! SO CAN I? CAN I???? I CAN

THEM RIGHT?? probably???? idk probably yeah

/chills out and stops spinning things b/c im not dodging the splashing AOEs anymore

“i am INVINCIBLE-”

-proceeds to get my ass thrown into the air, b/c twisters believe in humbling everyone equally-

[silverwolf1249]

Alright y'all it's been over a year since I made this rec list and I decided to got digging in my bookmarks once more and update it (if you want to try excavating further, I welcome you to the cesspit that is my bookmarks tab on ao3).

*Please read all tags and all of the summary just to make sure it doesn't have anything you don't like/want*

Clark/Bruce:

Lex Joins the League by metukah; short sweet hilarious

Strangers When We Meet by Trista_zevkia; I'll admit I haven't read this one in a bit so it's a bit fuzzy but my tags say "bruce wayne is bad at communicating" "like so bad" and "superman so horni on main bc alien biology said so" so make of that what you will

Superman Reads Thirst Tweets for Charity  by wewillalwaysenduphere; comedy fucking gold people

I'm just really into BDSM, Kind Truths, Can You Hear Me? by Mawiiish; what's a little identity porn between two superheros?

Batman and Bruce Wayne are Dating?! by Glowzilla48 I do love me some identity porn superbat + fmk lol

How to Date a Superhero by solomonara, mostly the 2nd work, all of it's great tho

Fake Empires by copperbadge; second person POV from Clark, more identity porn (ur prob seeing a trend here lol)

No one could save me, but you by HuntedPrincess; hnnnnnnnn

unofficially official by Soundsgaytbh (orphan_account); only in some works of this series (maybe only one I can't remember) but the whole series is great

smokin' in the boys' room by TheResurrectionist; y'all this author in general is chef's kiss

Floundering by freedvmrouge; meet cute except they've met lol

The Sit-Down by Ginevra_Benci; clark is v stressed, bruce tries to help but not in the sexy way

Hal/Bruce:

Am I The Asshole? by FabulaRasa; you need an account to read this series but it's absolutely worth it if you don't already have one

(incomplete)It was a joke! by Devilhorn; is technically mult ship but endgame hal/bruce. Anyone remember the post where the league bets bruce he wouldn't be able to kiss all of them without revealing his identity? yah that and its glorious

Constantine/Bruce:

(incomplete)constant comment by Unpretty; very minor brucie, but I love their dynamic so I added it :)

Slade/Bruce:

here as I am by TheResurrectionist; special mention since it's not strictly brucie wayne but like also a tiny bit?? Like it's giving brucie wayne vibes even though it's just bruce. Dat smut tho, and the superbat sequel ;)

Mult. Ships:

(incomplete)The Batchelor by sardonic_sprite, SkullKitten; mmmm that's some good food right there *slam slam*, only 1 chapter rn but what a glorious chapter it is

Gen/No Relationship:

Bruce is - involuntarily, if he may add - the president of Gotham by soyasauce can't believe I forgot to recc this one last time it's so fucking funny enjoy crack galore

The Sexy Mug Prank by Nokomis; admittedly the teeniest, tiniest mention of Brucie but I love me a Bruce prank fic and some bonding w Steph!

Brucie Wayne Gets Into A Fistfight With A Supervillain  by Roses_Bloom_In_Greenland; sad it's short but it makes it all up and more with its sheer existence and it bullies lex, we love bullying lex in this Christian household

(incomplete) Two Sides of a Coin (You Can't Have One Without the Other) by Nation_Ustria; hnnnn 2 of my fav tropes smashed into a fic, cryptid batfam + the waynes being the waynes. The concept and worldbuilding is immaculate and I love this story so much.

Spicy? Nah. by cripskis; ok so not brucie brucie, but it's brucie and we love him

Daddy Issues by That_One_Curly_Haired_Fangirl; absolutely living for bruce trolling tf out of everyone frfr, also hilarious

Identity Confusion by That_One_Curly_Haired_Fangirl same author and series as above, but deserved its own special mention bc yass brucie gatekeep girlboss gaslight

Batman Fatale by schrijverr; mmmm love me a brucie voice on a bat furry body

I got better things to do by Amisti same description as above but with more fuckery lol

Space cellmates by BoredomBeckons; superbat if you squint but otherwise identity porn galore

glitter & silk by sparkycap; oddly wholesome and I love the jason bruce bonding

Funding The Batman or Fucking The Batman by HeartfulCakes; barry/bruce and clark/bruce if you squint, loved this one so much, so much identity porn and bruce loving his children and his children being protective of him

Tell Me Your Secrets (I Already Did) by Athi816; superbat if you squint, but also bruce is sooo bad at communicating but he tries lol

Marvel Crossover:

Knaves All Three by Ginevra_Benci, an absolute gem imo, I love this one so much it makes me laugh every time

Just Another Day by TheResurrectionist; HAHA STEVE NO

No, no, I was hired to kill Batman. by SomeSortofItalianRoast; Natasha gets her time to shine in this one

So, how long have the two of you been married?  by SomeSortofItalianRoast; I cannot explain how much I love Bruce and Tony banter

when you, a Queen, come across another Queen, and discuss how best to maximize your joint by graveltotempo; I dream of the day they make a fic with Oliver and Bruce absolutely yassified and maximizing their joint slay as they deserve

White Collar Crossover: I'll be honest a lot of my white collar x batman bookmarks with bruce in them usually have at least a lil brucie wayne, same w my marvel x batman bookmarks

Suspension of Disbelief by Amateum; cute, if neal was dick and went to a gala where bruce was

Imperial Green by Ginevra_Benci; neal/bruce, I love this series and the Malones appear which I always love me a matches malone and fam fic.

*Note* There absolutely are more I bookmarked with Brucie Wayne that I just forgot to tag properly. I might come back and add another addition to this later lol

I desperately need more rich bitch drama queen brucie wayne content, especially when the JL and/or batfam get involved. Pretty sure I've scoured the whole fandom for more and can't find any I haven't already read and that's absolutely tragic.

[imitationpersonne]

Which Mythical Creature Are You?

Vampire

A vampire is a being from folklore who subsists by feeding on the life essence of living creatures. Undead beings, vampires often visited loved ones and caused mischief or deaths in the neighborhoods they inhabited when they were alive. Getting this result, you may be someone who is very stubborn. You easily get angry when things don't go your way and you generally won't give up until you have it. You always aim to rise to the top above everyone else. You're very determined and have a love for completing goals or achieving your dreams. However, your childish and naive way of acting can sometimes be a setback to you. Despite this, you're generally a good person when you're not trying to outdo someone.

“Say it. Out loud, say it...”

[kylo-ren-jepsen]

I need it

@canadian-riddler

[leonardburton]

[image description: 2 back and white drawings of cecil at the bowling alley

image 1: cecil is standing with his back to the viewer. his shoulders are relaxed and he is looking sideways. he is holding a bowling ball loosely in his right hand. he is wearing a short sleeved t shirt with "PALMER" written on the back. he is also wearing tight black trousers that stretches around his ass.

image 2: cecil is leaning forwards with one leg bent in front of him and one leg straight behind him, just about to throw the ball. carlos is looking at him with raised eyebrows and a deep flush on his cheeks. he has tiny hearts around his head. / end ID]

carlos is right

[derekgoffard]

TPOF GUIDE/SPOILERS FOR DEREKS PATH UNDERCUT!!

( involving... knife action 🦂 )

AA hello!!! Your absolutely no bother at all!!! :D !! Thank you sm for this ask!!!

LMAOOO YESSS I LOVE STABBING DEREK LMAOOOOO!!!! YAAA!!!!! 😭😭😭 VUWHWH!!!

Haha! okok for real tho!!::: there are multiple things you can do after you stab him! So after atcually stabbing him I recommend saving!! :D!!

OK....HOW TO STAB THE BASTARD 💪:

- you need to make sure and save Tom!! Because ur gonna need dat knife.. >:]

- from the point where you save Tom and talk to him ( or don't talk to him ), all you gotta do is make sure in in the open desert with the knife in ur inventory at 9:00!!

- after Derek finds you pick beg, then there should be a timed event!! to STABBB HIMMM YEAHHHHHH!!!!!

Haha sorry if this is a brief description!! If you need specific steps on how to get this or ( save ol' sweet Tom ) feel free to ask!! :D I don't mind at all!!!

[khiita]

tagged by @lilas !

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and the. tag as many people as you have WIPS.

i'm only doing this bc i have ignored every single wip wednesday/share sunday tag i've gotten LMFAOOO i'm sorry 😔 also i name my files whatever i have on my mind at the moment so good luck trying to find out what any of these are

pov ure in a zoom call w ppl who hate u

doodles (x5)

famiwy twee

ah ah ah I WANNA BE

he into dat tho

biggie smalls

gay people

kith

harold they r lesbeans

simple plan era una buena banda

wolf emoji!

discord kittened

[belgianeyes]