#Definitely not cucurucho

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

Happy Ides of March <3

[royalarchivist]

Cucurucho: 🔎🫧

Last year's Cucurucho's fireplace stream was sweet because the holidays can be a very sad and lonely time for a lot of people, and I think the intention of this stream is to offer that same comfort.

I know this stream was a bit of a surprise for everyone, and I know many of us are probably feeling mixed emotions about it, however– Seeing a familiar face or watching characters do silly things can sometimes make a big difference for folks who are having a difficult time. I hope this stream does bring a bit of joy and comfort to folks who need it right now.

No matter what the case may be for you, I hope you're all doing alright. 💕

[the-fandom-queenxox]

Some eggs as twitter and tumblr posts

Part 7

Thank you qsmp and all the admins and cc's that worked on it to bring it to live!

And let's get our horror on tonight!!!

[starscollide0]

What the fuck, I just tuned in to bads stream and what do you mean CUCURUCHO set up his office in bads base???

How gay do you have to be???

[phatcatphergus]

Guys can we give qtubbo a chainsaw and a cowboy had bc I think that would go hard as fuck

[casart]

Ha ha :]

[unfortunatesassycannibals]

watching the baghera & jaiden convo from baghera's pov was so satisfying, like watching someone pick all the correct dialogue options to unlock the Secret Information

[trappedinacomputer]

Oh noooo, don't rat on BadBoyHalo, Sipi

Don't let your Boss, Cucurucho (Bad's roommate situationship), hear about Bad (his baby) doing illegal, dangerous thingss

Nooo, Sipi, don't leave Cucurucho alone with Bad so he can lock him up... Ohhh nooo 👀

[miscellaneoussmp]

Okay, okay, so I'll do a better analysis later, but here's the basic thoughts:

El Q/Cucurucho - Denial

The Watcher - Anger

Madagio - Bargaining/Depression

Doied - Depression/Bargaining

Elena - Acceptance

Is this anything??? Does anyone else see the vision????

[slimeygoopyveg]

Late night talk

And detail

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

Happy father's day to the worst dad ever :3

Random rants and stories about Gin below the cut:

Haaaai @semifontos o/////

anyways

So Gin used to work for the Federation, not particularly high ranking but not cannon fodder most of the time. His main role was the mindless drone of a desk job, with the occasional mission to visit islanders on isla horchata. During one of those missions, he disobeyed direct orders to abandon his group and instead rescued them all, getting severely hurt in the process (i think it was some kind of bomb? Most of his wounds were definitely from shrapnel.) He was discharged from the Federation until further notice, his punishment being taking care of an egg alongside 3 new islanders.

Gin's injuries took out the function in his left (our right) eye, he can barely see anything out of it. His shoulder hurts sometimes from the shrapnel and his leg is pretty weak now. He can put pressure on it for a little bit but too long and it begins to spasm and hurt like hell.

He kinda.... deteriorated after losing his job. His entire life has been The Federation, so he doesn't really know what to do without it. He loses weight, struggles with depression and anger, hes just kinda. a shell of a person. The constant reminder of his sacrifice failure literally marred into his skin.

He.... really doesn't like Tequilla at first. The kid is CLINGY, and Gin wants nothing to do with him. He's supposed to be a PUNISHMENT. He's not outright mean to the kid (TQ's moms will give him a respawn if he is) but he doesn't play along, yk? Plus TQ keeps making pirate noises at him and its REALLY getting on his nerves.

Despite the fact he really doesn't care about anyone in the nook (which, side detail, he's the only parent in the nook with a locked bedroom door), he does develop relations with everyone. Belladonna sometimes takes care of his hair. Aurelia helps with research. Doll helps him manage his pain and takes him to bed when he overindulges sometimes. They all hate each other but man will they die for each other. I actually think that they made his cane for him early on, since all he had before was the Federation issued plastic one.

So tldr, Gin is kind of just. a depressed dude who doesn't want to make relations and tries to not get attached to anyone. Dude's disassociating.

Buuut things kinda change when Tequilla gets his first death.

They were all in a dungeon together for an egg quest. I imagine this takes place a couple months after they get TQ, so he is still pretty young. through a sequence of unfortunate events, Gin is the only one nearby when Tequilla gets downed by a monster (blow to his head, right where his horn was meant to grow in.) And he uh. He didn't get him up quick enough. Gin was the one to watch this kid die.

WHICH FINALLY GETS IT INTO HIS THICK HEAD THAT HE CARES ABOUT THIS KID.

That is DOUBLED when DNC arrives at the nook with the recently respawned TQ in tow (Eggs can't respawn on their own and must be taken to the Federation.), now with one less life, and TQ looked up at his papa and said they they match now.

Gin gives TQ his dagger for (short range) self defense, to make sure this never happens again.

Gin was the one to carry his son back to the Federation, and beg for him to return.

Now though? almost a year after his death? Gin is an office drone again. He won't let himself think or grieve or act. He just Works. He follows orders. He works.

And that's exactly what the Federation was hoping for.

anywaaaaays lemme know if you want to know anything else about him ♥️♥️♥️

[kiwioala]

tubbo is being stalked by cucurucho and foolish doesn't even care

[crowfatherd]

i love figuring out orphans path lore for other servers. guys orphans path lore is so fun to play in the space of. guys read orphans path.

[catalise-comenta]

I think the federation, or more specifically, cucurucho is one of the best definitions of anti-villain. It does awful things that inconvenience/actively harm others but it's ideal is something that is actually good. Perfection. It's kinda like a "means to an end" for it.

[st4rry-fruitz]

lrb im gonna do a lil emotional ramble here since im feelin it tonight,, So i came here from twt livetweeting where, while it def felt like a community still, since i only really recognized the people i followed, it still felt separate.. but coming to qsmpblr/tumblr everything feels much more close-knit >.> like even if i dont follow people (im scared to xd) i recognize pfps and users n stuff and its so niceee.. not to mention i just straight up started liveblogging and felt so Apart of the community right away.. okays i'll stop here and go to Bedge but LOVE YALL SO MANY HUGS 🫂

[witheredtoashes]

Why hide this in the tags coward, say this to my face

LMAO but really!! Absolutely based

I realized the admins/federation were trying to break apart the Islanders when tubbo and aypierre were beefing over create (albeit not seriously)

Like it seemed like admins were, purposely or not, conveniently pitting people against tubbo and causing discord

Then I looked closer, and I saw it EVERYWHERE. Bad keeping secrets and hiding the fact he kidnapped a federation worker. All the secret bases far from spawn that no one else has clues about- not just a locked and secured basement like Phil had. The federation picking people off, one by one, with the happy pills. Targeting forever and taking him before anyone realized, because he didn't TALK to anyone, and then pac. Same deal.

And the main start of it all has to be taking away the eggs. That's what made them Islanders so strong, they fought together and worked together to keep the eggs safe. There was no way to beat them. Literally, once the hotel was established, the code couldn't get to the eggs at all, people just worked together too well. It was a brilliant display of how important teamwork is.

They tried with the elections, but it didn't work out how they wanted it. Since the eggs were still there.

Also THANK YOU I'm so proud of that glass cage line it's terrifyingly true.

and YOU!

The literal joy you brought me when I read this

Like YES I AM being that person that makes you scream "EXACTLY OH MY GOD"

Unfiltered joy ty, singlehandedly got me to start writing little comments in tags to make people smile