#Discord submission

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: I said don’t be seen! Artificer: [rigging up 300 pounds of explosives] no, you said leave no trace.

[chbnews]

I live another day.

It’s time for another strange order. This time, it’s a pound of gummy bears and an entire container(like a gallon or something) of the silly cheese string in a can. I don’t know what they’re doing with it, all I know is they tipped my a tener not to rat them out by name.

-Darius, The DoorDash Guy, Cabin 12

(I have a blog now. @the-doordasher-son-of-dionysus)

IT WAS ME! I PLAN TO DIP THE GUMMIES IN THE CHEESE! i'm a culinary genius, the world just doesn't understand me 💔

-sammy, cabin 12

[much-discourse-wow]

[incorrect-zombieland-saga-quotes]

Junko: "I just found out that pickles are cucumbers. I can't breathe."

Saki: "This is how I felt when I figured out about raisins."

Junko: "What about raisins..."

[notsospacenick]

🌲✼:*ﾟ:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*🍂🌫

" Come along with me, and butterflies and bees, we can wander through the forest and do so as we please "

I love playing with colours hhhhhhhh..

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: Words will never hurt you? WRONG. Death spell!

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chbnews]

So I’ve been speakin’ with some of the demigods from the other pantheons camps, like the Roman’s and the Celtics and Norse and all’a that. I think at this point, we’ve achieved more peace than our parents can. All you gotta know is that it’s funny as all hell.

Also, some Welsh girl wants to come and hang with the Apollo cabin. She’s wonderin’ as to why some of y’all glow? I sure as hell don’t know.

-Rona, Cabin 19

Neither of us asked to receive the ability to glow, that *thing* we call our father just passed it on to us.

- Archer Penthia, counselor of cabin 7

We do it because of our ability to control light through our healing and connection the sun :]

The stronger the glow, the healthier the camper! Also the more potent their healing thingy is. Hope this helps!

-☀️🌻Jackson Blackburn🌻☀️

[much-discourse-wow]

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Wizard: How to cite a dream/hallucination in APA 7th? Artificer: What? Wizard: I want to include something that was revealed to me in a vision in one of my research papers. But I do not know how to cite it.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Artificer: I'm not only a wizard. I'm forklift certified

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Warlock: I am the problem here, I am Fully Aware. But I've made the decision to inflict me on everyone else.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA Artificer: I don’t have the time to devote any thought to whatever idiotic idea you’ve come up with now, Fighter- Fighter: triple barrelled shotgun. Artificer: … I’ll get right on it

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Wizard: Kill them with kindness. Cleric: That’s very nice of you, Wizard! Paladin: Not really. Paladin: “Kindness” is what they named their arcane focus.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: So you're telling me you wouldn't kiss Rogue? Wizard: I- I... You know? I don't wanna ruin our friendship. Bard: They're not your friend. Wizard: And I don't wanna ruin that.