#source: drawfee

[terrorquotestm]

Blanky: So you’re telling me you wouldn’t kiss Commander Fitzjames?

Crozier: I… You know? I don’t wanna ruin our friendship.

Blanky: He’s not your friend.

Crozier: And I don’t wanna ruin that.

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Elphaba: I calculated the average words per minute for a silent reading adult- Galinda: Okay. Who said I was gonna be silent? Fiyero: Who said I was average? I'm actually worse. Galinda: I'm an above average loud child.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: So you're telling me you wouldn't kiss Rogue? Wizard: I- I... You know? I don't wanna ruin our friendship. Bard: They're not your friend. Wizard: And I don't wanna ruin that.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Gandalf: What do wizards wear? Tom Bombadil: Cloaks. Little hats. Big hats. Boots with the fur.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Miranda: If God's ever been mad at anything I've done, he hasn't done shit about it. Miranda: So he either doesn't care, or he's a coward.

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Stiles (singing to the tune of "That's Amore"): In a room full of bears if an otter's in there, thaaaaaat's a...twink

Peter: ...

Chris: ???

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Wyll: Okay, it's clear now *turns around* Durge--

Durge: *sitting nonchalantly atop a pile of dead bodies*

Wyll:

Durge:

Wyll: Durge, I looked away for five seconds and you already took me to Horror Town. What am I even looking at?

[incorrectmahabharatquotes]

Krishna, aged 14: If the gods have ever been mad at anything I've done, they haven't done shit about it.

Krishna, aged 14: So they either don't care or they're cowards.

[quotesbutincorrect]

Stiles (after being awake for 48 hours): Orange Juice is a sandwich. Do not debate me.

Scott (going along with it): OK. Is the glass the bread?

Stiles: The glass is the bread, Scotty.

Scott: But then wouldn't it be a salad until it tipped over and then it would be a sandwich?

Stiles: I see the error of my previous statement. Orange Juice is a salad.

[terrorquotestm]

Jopson: You went on a date with Captain Fitzjames on the ice, and then you walked for eleven days.

Crozier: And now we’re in a serious relationship.

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Elphaba: I'm having a midnuh- Glinda: A mid-nut crisis? Fiyero: That's what happens before post-nut clarity. Mid-nut crisis.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: I’ve never seen such impressive abdication of responsibility.

Elisabeth: Responsibility flows off of Edgar like water off of a duck’s back. And it drowns all of us below him.

[incorrectringsofpower]

[Poor Little Meowron Universe] Celeborn, to Galadriel: Happy anniversary, I hope no orange cats terrorise you.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Serena: [watching some horror movie with a female villain] Serena: I always liked the fucked up women. Emily: Wait a minute...

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Stiles: "WE'RE GOING HOG. WIIIILD. MOOOOOO"

Derek:

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: I think you could pull off frosted tips.

Gale: I appreciate that, but I think you're lying for your own amusement.

Astarion, putting a hand to his heart and feigning shock: I would never do that?