#Doodleboot

[teaboot]

Upon some reflection I believe I have managed to scientifically identify the exact worst version of myself that I have ever been

If you look carefully between figures 2 and 3, you can see that there is a clear and distinct overlap of the “war crimes phase”, the “period of incredible violence”, “Sad times”, and “no emotions”.

As you can see, this quad-period overlap is in a clear and distinct period which tapers out as we get closer to the “therapy phase”, and has absolutely no overlap with “happy”.

I hope to publish these findings in the relevant medical texts for further study as soon as I finish these jellybeans

[artstetic-real]

happy pride. or whatever

[aeoliantectrix]

@teaboot lol tell me why my neighbors Christmas decorations' mustache makes them look like doodleboot in a funny hat

[epiphanies]

david tennant or michael sheen

hmmm michael sheen i think??

put two celebs in my ask box and i’ll say which one i like based on physical appearance only

[teaboot]

@mortimermcmirestinks

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

[malpractique]

Oh, cheer up, comrade! This isn’t our very last fingers in his ass Sunday, it’s our last legal fingers in his ass Sunday. You think this is going to stop us? We’re going underground. Kanye West’s love of phalanges won’t die just yet, kid.

you are completely right…. prohibition never did stop the bootleggers, did it?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

can you do "in this house we support skeletons."? (trying to get back at my sister)

dude is this about the skeleton war

(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)

[teaboot]

I was making a doodle about an AroAce mood and fucked up the third panel but I think this might be better actually

[teaboot]

@chthonicillness life could be a dream

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

[artstetic-real]

krisp fiend

big fan of @grvyrd-drms's rice krispie headcanon i think he would look like this

[prksodalies]

VERY cool @prksoda... wonder what was in that email? so do we

(this is a guest post made by leo. i attempted suicide upon them telling me that they were going to report me. today i confronted them about it and they did... this)

[shipwreckedcomedy]

Just wondering, how would I send you guys fan mail?

Well, aren’t you lovely! You can send it to MK’s PO Box and she’ll make sure we all see it! Just make sure you address the outside to her since it’s her box.

Mary Kate WilesPO Box 4363 Valley Village, CA 91617USAThank you, and happy new year!

[wisewordsmouse]

@doodleboots

If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

[winchesterwitch07]

meme for you:https://perhaps-it-will-be-okay.tumblr.com/post/668708317964779520/heritage-post-krratos-doodleboots

Yes i just saw this

I loved it

Beautiful

[joematar]

doodleboots replied to your post “Y 2 Mamá También 2 Furious”

tambien 7

👍

[dogbearinggifts]

Thanks, @dikanamai for the tag! 

Rules: Name your top ten favorite female characters from different fandoms. Then tag at least ten people.

In no particular order, mine are….

1. Imelda Rivera (Coco). One of the most badass characters I’ve seen in any story. She raised a child and started her own business in 1921 Mexico, when women were fighting for empowerment pretty much everywhere. She’s quick to catch on that something isn’t right, and while she’s made some big mistakes, she’s quick to protect her family and set things right to the best of her ability. She’s not a strong female character; she’s a strong character who happens to be female. 

2. Donna Noble (Doctor Who). Another badass woman who breaks the mold. Donna is loud, quick-witted, brassy, loyal, a bit slow on the uptake, adventurous, and has a heart as big as the universe. She’s an ordinary woman in extraordinary circumstances, proving that anyone can save and change the world. Possibly my favorite companion, and we do not speak of what happened to her. 

3. Zoe Lalindar Ardelay (Troubled Waters). Not sure if this series is popular enough to have a fandom (and if it does have a fandom, please point me to it) but Zoe is awesome. Hers is a quiet, understated sort of strength—the kind that pulls her through the death of her father and an ensuing crisis of identity, leads her to a position of power, and helps her wield it well. 

4. Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter). I had a huge crush on her as a teen. Like, a “how the hell did I still think I was straight” kind of crush. 

5. Meliara “Mel” of Tlanth (Crown Duel). I think she was one of the first strong female leads I encountered who not only fought with brains as well as brawn, but spent most of the book more or less completely out of her element. She doesn’t know much about warfare or court intrigue but adapts to both in order to attain her goals, second-guessing herself all the way. It was such a refreshingly realistic portrait of revolution in a medieval-style fantasy world that never became grimdark. 

6. Shallan Davar (Stormlight Archive series). This was one of the first characters who reflected my personality and experiences—and wasn’t made out to be a weak damsel or a cowardly minor villain. Shallan begins as naive and sheltered, makes her way up to being one of the most powerful people in Roshar—and has a past that is absolutely horrific without diving into any of the more common and unfortunate tropes that usually crop up when a female character is abused. Watching her find her inner strength, and struggle to heal from the deep scars in her past, is one of the best parts of the series. 

7. Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic). To quote her friend Twilight, “Just because somepony is ladylike, that doesn’t mean she’s weak.” Watching her completely turn the tables on her kidnappers without raising a hoof made me realize just how much of a rarity (hahaha) this character type is—and how much young girls need to see this truth played out. 

8. Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls). Is there anyone out there who’s seen this show and doesn’t love Mabel? 

9. Rapunzel (Tangled). If you want to know what it’s like to live with a narcissistic mother, just watch this movie. Rapunzel’s fear of leaving the tower, and subsequent guilt when she does, felt incredibly real. Her strength of will and sunny personality are nothing short of inspiring. 

10. Every Single Female Protagonist in Warbreaker. I know this is cheating and I don’t care. From Siri to Vivenna to Blushweaver—all of these strong, powerful women break the mold of what a strong female character has come to mean in western culture, and they do so beautifully. 

Let’s see….I’m going to tag @i-am-n0-one @theprairienerd @lesbiaseagull @daughterofthemoon99 @autistichansolo @sweetprettygeek @melnerding @doodleboots @everythingmakesmecri and @white-throated-packrat