#Egg problem

[cursio-neptune]

i'd like to happily state that this face of his means the world to me

XD I knew that someone would love that facial reaction of his.

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

[bluemiilks]

Dunk & Egg 🗡🥚

[laurellala-comics]

What if the characters in Ace Attorney all texted each other. Because they're friends. <3

(My alt text descriptions were a little long so I've added the individual text exchanges below, btw if there's any way I can improve my alt text please let me know!)

[id: drawing one shows text history between Maya Fey and Phoenix Wright on Nick's phone, starting with older texts at the top

Maya: ramen? (Nick has given this a thumbs up)

now we see texts from today at 11:37

Maya: Burgers?

Nick: sorry, not today, big case :(

Maya: Aww Nick

Maya: I'll pick it up and bring it over!

Maya: ... can i use your credit card (she punctuates the sentence with a big smiling face emoji) /end id]

[id: drawing two shows text history between Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth on Miles's phone, starting with older texts at the top

Edgeworth: This was a riveting article, I thought it might interest you.

now we see texts from today

Nick sends a screenshot of a twitter post that reads: Lawyers help people get through the worst day of their life. They're good at it because they have experience getting through their own worst day, which just so happens to be every waking day of their existence

Miles: Ha.

Nick: Just one "ha"?

Miles: Not your best work.

Nick sends a frowny face :( /end id]

[id: drawing three shows text history between Miles Edgeworth and Maya Fey on Maya's phone. The text bubbles from Maya here are green as a result of her, an iPhone user texting Miles, a google pixel user. Maya has also sprinkled several emojis into Miles's contact name, the libra scales, the angry face emoji, the shouting emoji, and the clashing swords emoji. They're mid conversation and Miles has sent a text bubble so big we can't read the whole thing.

Miles: -completely unnecessary. Doing a Steel Samurai reboot so soon after the series ended is a foolish decision, everyone will be directly comparing the two from the moment the first episode drops. I don't believe they even have a fresh direction for the show, the only difference will be the cgi. God forbid we rock the boat and follow a new character! It's abundantly clear to me that the studio executives are cowards.

Maya: Oh my gosh, and did you see the new outfits? Maya includes a sobbing emoji

Miles: Oh, don't get me started.

we see three dots at the bottom of the screen indicating that Miles is still typing. /end id]

[kdpartworks]

Eggs and Predators

Hi everyone! So, about the famous Poseidon – or rather, Jellyseidon – and Odysseus eggs: Sky ( @bigidiotenergytm ) and I were just having fun with this little bit, playing around with you all and your amazing responses and hype. When the whole egg thing came up, I was honestly blown away by how into it you all got – and I think Sky was too. You guys started creating little hatchlings, the supposed children born from the eggs. And it was so lovely to see your baby creatures that, even though I already had some ideas planned for them, I think it’s even more special to see how much fun you all had making your own. I know there are definitely more than six at this point, but honestly? Since this whole thing started just for fun, I feel like your hatchlings are the children. Sure, they’re not quite as monstrous as I originally imagined – THEY’RE ADORABLE – but who cares!? The fact that this sparked your guy's creativity makes me genuinely happy and so honored. So I feel that your little creatures are the children, the chaotic babies of Poseidon and Odysseus, and I love that they’ve become something we all share together. Now i'll leave Sky the word, and *coff coff* the answer to this comic.

[echobsilly]

“Born On The Cob” by SalamanderMoss, read it!!!! amazing!!!!!!! 🌽 Gail choking on cornbread in Chapter 3 fanart

[ailithnight]

DPxDC Prompt #10

Danny; baby Ancient of Space, Ward of Time, Infinite Prince, Dream Coda; as if he wasn't OP enough, has begun having prophetic dreams.

Sometimes they're about imminent deaths, sometimes it's deep secrets never intended to see the light of day, sometimes it's spoilers to various popular media, and a lot of times just random crap like 'it's gonna start raining at 2:23pm' or 'there will be a friendly cat on the way to school.'

Fortunately for Danny, he doesn't really remember most of his dreams. He just carries on with his life as usual and possibly doesn't even know these dreams are happening. He doesn't have to deal with the normal trauma or anxiety most prophets live with.

Unfortunately for the people around him, he's prone to sleep walking and sleep talking.

It's more than a little unnerving when you wake up in the middle of the night and your newest brother is just there. You didn't hear him come in. Which should be impossible, and yet he did it literally in his sleep. He says "He doesn't have enough eggs for pancakes." Then faceplants into your bed to return to deep slumber.

[egophiliac]

still absolutely losing my mind over Lilia

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

Concept: In The Burning Maze, I think it would have been cool if one of the crossword puzzles in the labyrinth had been a mathematical equation.

Specifically, a mathematical equation on mathematical logic, such as negations.

Why? Because Apollo is the god of mathematics and I think it would be funny if Grover and Meg were standing there, staring with horror at:

~(~(p^q))

"What is this nonsense?" Asks Meg, a literal sixth grader who has never before encountered college-level math.

"I...I don't know!" Responds Grover, anxiously wringing his hands. He also has never come across something like this before. "I never went to high school!"

"Is it code for something?"

"The little carrot there looks kinda like a Greek Delta- is Daedalus related somehow?"

"A carrot-what?"

"The carrot!" Grover points at the symbol between the 'p' and 'q'. "It looks like the Delta symbol!"

"Oooh. Okay."

The sentence below the odd thing reads;

Solve my riddle,

Or play second fiddle,

You can find me in education,

For I am the ________!

"...What does that mean?" Grover whimpers.

Meg looks stumped.

"...negation," Apollo's staring at the strange equation. "'Solve my riddle, or play second fiddle. You can find me in education, for I am the negation!'. That's the missing word in the rhyme."

They stare at him. "How do you know that?" Grover bewilderedly asks. "It makes no sense!"

"Math logic," Apollo simply says. "This particular one is...about first, second-year level in college, I'd say."

Grover closes his eyes, muttering; "No wonder I couldn't solve it." as Meg stares first at the equation, then at Apollo.

"What even is a negation?"

"That," Apollo points to the squiggly lines. "It cancels the truth values out, giving you the opposite of what's inside the parathesis."

"...What?"

Apollo huffs. "The 'p' and 'q' both represent something, like two parts of a sentence. The carrot can be upside-down or right-side-up, representing 'or' or 'and' in that sentence."

"Which way is up when?" Grover looked to be on the verge of tears as the realization math did not, in fact, end with numbers or numbers and letters.

"Uh..." Apollo made a 'V' with his hands. "If it's like this, it's 'or'. If it's like this," he made a tiny pyramid with his hands. "It's 'and'. Imagine a line through the center, like an 'A'. That's 'and'."

Grover rubbed at his eyes. "Too much," he whimpered. "Too much."

Apollo gave him an awkward pat on the shoulder. "In this case," he said. "It's saying 'and'. The negation, well, negates their values, so it becomes-" he pats his pants and looks in his pockets. "Anyone have a pen and paper...?"

Blank looks met his. "Okay, then...then just imagine a squiggly line in front of the 'p' and 'q'. That's what the first negation does. Then the second one negates that negation, taking the squiggly lines away."

Breathing in, he finished with; "So our mathematical answer would be, 'p and q', written with the carrot right-side-up- like the 'A'."

The tunnel was silent.

Then it was broken. "How do you know all that?" Meg demanded, looking extremely confused. "That makes no sense. I thought there were numbers."

"There are," Apollo patiently explained. "But this is a logic problem, and they don't do numbers."

"Never before have I been grateful to not to have to go to college," Grover rubbed at his temples. "Algebra was bad enough. Now this?"

"Hey!" Apollo looked slightly offended. "It's all quite fun, really, when you figure it out! Besides, we didn't even have to solve it!"

"Then why did you?" Meg asked.

Apollo stared at her. "Because you asked me too-!"

"Nope." She blew a raspberry. "None of us did."

He closed his eyes, as if praying for mercy.

"Anyway," Apollo gave both of them the stink-eye. "Math and music were quite intertwined back in the day, so the Muses and I are quite adept at it- Thalia's the geometry queen, and whatever you do, do not say 'Bet you can't solve this in a minute' to Urania. She will make you look stupid."

"Bet that's not hard."

"Oh, shut up."

insert cackle from Meg

"ANYWAY," Apollo gives her the stink-eye. "Ancient Greece was a breeding ground for mathematical minds- Pythagoras, for one, who was my son to boot! Even Hestia enjoys looking over Hephaestus's construction equations in her spare time."

The other two stared at him, as if shocked the gods would find math, of all things, fun.

Apollo awkwardly glanced away from them. He didn't know what their reactions would be if he told them of the many contributions he has made to the world of mathematics. For some reason, silly mortals didn't seem to appreciate the hard work put into them!

Sighing, he said; "Uh, Labyrinth, the answer is 'negation'. We got side-tracked there for a bit."

One hallway in front of them glowed with the answer. Without another word, they quickly speed-walked down the passage-way.

[fishcalcart]

Stobotnik Week Day 7 - Domestic

[pickledpet]

I'm trying to push something out right now but it isn't working, every time I let up it slides back in and it's so deep inside. it feels really good but it makes my boycunt feel so heavy. it's like it's on the verge of coming out because of its weight but my pussy is too tight for it to just comfortably slide out. Every time I move my hips it goes deeper but it feels so good...even though I'm meant to be pushing 😖😖😖

[swagveryswagamazinf]

FIRST TIME IN A BOAT WITH MY DAUGHTER AFTER SHE WENT TL HELL CAME BACK AND RETURNED WITH A WEIRD ACCENT LIFE IS GOOD

[eminthegrave]

You know what's annoying about being a writer who loves putting little hints and symbolism in their writing. Is that you just want some random person to come along and analyse the shit out of it to find all the little details. Except it won't make sense out of context, so really you just want that No.1 fan to be really invested and follow everything you do.

[mellohiizz]

hiii how are we feeling about the recent wemmbu uu episode?? because im losing my mind im definitely not normal about it

[burningcheese-merchant]

You know what, Paravani reminds me of Lilo from Lilo and stitch, she give me those vibes of a chaotic and weird girl who has a good heart and see good in everyone and is stubborn and cares for her family.

You mean Paneer? Matar Paneer is the little girl, Paravani is the peacock haha

But yeah I totally see what you mean! Everything you said there is pretty much how Paneer is, minus "sees good in everyone" tbh (well. I mean. She tries. Her dad and half of her aunts and uncles are former villains, after all lol). She's reckless and impulsive and wears her heart on her sleeve. She has a temper. She's stubborn as a mule. She has a soft spot for animals. She is blindly loyal to her family, whom she places above all others (this is both her greatest strength and her greatest weakness). She has little respect for authority and marches to the beat of her own drum, whether anyone likes it or not. And she is, genuinely, a very kind and loving and selfless person. Heroic. Worthy of the power she wields

Alsoooooooo here, she drew these for you

परिवार, or parivaar (or pariwar, or parivāra, I'm not actually 100% sure lol), is the Hindi word for "family" :) (I know India has a billion languages and Hindi is kind of a basic choice since it's the official one but idk. Burning Spice gives me North India vibes for some reason, so. Hindi it is lol)

[vivienne-faustina]

Every single time someone refers to Volo as a sadist or a cult leader, they owe me fifty dollars.

Every single time someone attempts to claim Volo having a Togekiss and Lucario on his team doesn't hold any significance, it's simply because Cynthia does as well, they owe me five hundred dollars.

I've never actually seen anything quite like how the western side of the fanbase treats him... Usually, you have to be a female character "in the way" of the popular yaoi pairing to receive this level of mischaracterization.