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You can do that! 😈

[therewillbenoromance]

we should team up and get juno into MCR as revenge

three cheers for this happening!!!! iykwim!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES WE SHOULD..... GIGGLES MENACINGLY

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

It's a Match! || poly!141 x Reader

[Chapter 23] || [Chapter 25]

Pairing: 141 x gn!Reader Words: 1.8K~ Summary: While overcoming recent heartbreak, you decide to join Tinder in search of a rebound. Your friends advise to just Swipe Right indiscriminately... What happens when 4 soldiers from the same squad match with you? a/n: just cute little moments w/ a lot of banter bc ofc

Chapter 24: Pokémon?

“So, yeah, now, even their Captain wants to…” You trail off awkwardly as you press your lips together, looking at the dropped jaws on the other side of the brunch table from you.

“Hun, I don’t- We might-” Leah starts as she stares at you, blinking away the surprise as she holds the utensils.

“Right?” Mia retorts as she stares at you. “The candle I lit for you worked too well, I reckon…”

“No, really, we girlbossed a bit too close to the sun… Manifested this too hard.” Leah adds, making Mia agree eagerly.

Your face warms up and you lower your head, taking a sip of your tea. You definitely shouldn’t be having this talk about your love and sex life inside this French bistro… but alas.

“Four? I mean… Four fwb would be understandable, you know?” Mia adds and Leah nods.

“But four boyfriends?” Leah adds. “And they’re all friends, and work together?”

“They’re not my boyfriends!” You retort as you say sharply, your face burning up a bit.

“Oh yeah? Are you seeing anyone else?” Leah retorts, ever the more logical of the three of you.

“No, but like, when would I have the time for that?” You retort and that earns chuckles from all three of you.

“Good point.” Leah concedes as she sips her own warm cappuccino.

“Regardless, they literally BEAT-” Mia lowers her voice when she realize she’s being too loud. “they beat Ethan’s arse for you.” She whisper shouts. “Fwbs don’t do that, boyfriends do!”

“Right!” Leah agrees and gestures at them. “They’re absolutely your boyfriends.” 

“I hate you both.” You retort and shake your head, amused, which causes all three of you to break into giggles.

“So, which one of them is, you know-” Mia asks in a mischievous tone just as you just ate a bit of omelette, causing your eyes to widen as you stare at her.

“I feel like I’m being mocked.” You quip.

Once again the two of them erupt with laughs. “I’m sorry, hun, but we’ve gotta live vicariously through you!” Leah says, Mia nodding in agreement.

“Nooo, you’re taking the piss out of me!” You reply with a chuckle.

“C’moooooon! Gossip with us! We barely see you nowadays!” Mia begs as she puts her hands together in pleading.

“Oh bloody hell…” You retort. “I don’t know-”

“Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!” Mia begs.

“Alright! Gosh, I was going to say ‘I don’t know because I haven’t been with all of them yet’!” You reply.

“You haven’t?!” The girls say with a loud gasp that attracts loads of side-eye from the other patrons. You’re probably going to get kicked out soon.

“Will you shush?” You scold them, eyes widened and lips pressed together. “No, I haven’t.”

“You’ve got to!” Mia tells you.

“We’ll get there, we’re taking it slow.” You reply.

“Babes, they beat up your ex-” Leah tells you. “They’ve all slept over at some point, they pick you up from work every day, as long as they’re in town-” She continues to list, counting with her fingers.

“Right, you’re skipping through all the loops. There’s no ‘taking it slow’!” Mia adds. “Hop on those cocks, bloody hell!”

“MIA!” You scold her with a dropped jaw.

“Oh, don’t play coy now! You’ve got four boyfriends!” Leah retorts and narrows her eyes at you, sticking her tongue out now.

“Right, collecting them like trading cards.” Mia adds, causing the three of you to laugh again.

“They’re like Pokémon, you’ve just Gotta Catch’Em All!” Leah adds, causing you to cover your mouth to hide a snort of a laugh.

“Fuck you both, honestly!” You quip playfully. You missed them, missed the laughs they’ve provided you.

“No, but really now.” Leah says once you’ve all calmed down. “They make you really happy, we can see it.” She looks at you with a warm smile on her lips.

“They do.” You confirm with a sheepish nod and smile.

“I really hopes it works out between you and them.” Mia adds. “It’s so nice to see you smile this much!” Her tone is sincere and sweet.

“Thank you…” You say softly. “I hope so too.” You tell them.

“It better, or I’ll go after them with my pipe!” Mia warns, referencing an inside joke between the three of you, a piece of rusty pipe a repairman left behind at her flat after fixing her bathroom sink, which she now uses as her ‘signature weapon’.

“Right, you’re gonna pipe four soldiers?” You joke a bit, sarcastically.

“Oh no, hun, they’re the ones piping you!” Mia adds and you all lose it laughing again.

“So when are we going to meet them?” Leah teases.

-

You shouldn’t have been surprised that Kyle would answer your texts so quick.

You also shouldn’t have been surprised that he brought Johnny in tow.

And yet you were. 

You texted Kyle your location and in less than 20 minutes he was jogging up the pavement, Johnny hot on his heels. You could see them coming through the window.

“Bloody hell…” You mutter as you watch them turn to go through the front door of the café/bistro.

“What?” Leah asks and before you can say anything, they both turn to look at where you are, finding Kyle and Johnny strolling right in and in your direction, cute little smirks on their lips.

Your friends recognize them immediately, of course, you had shown plenty of pictures, especially when you had just matched them on Tinder… But seeing them in real life is always different.

Kyle’s pretty boy-ing as usual. White v-neck to show off his collar bones and defined chest, grey jeans, white Converse and a black denim jacket overtop of it. He has his cutest smile on, pretty lashes fluttering as he comes to stand by your side.

“Hi, lovie…” He greets you and leans down, kissing the top of your head, before turning to greet your friends. “Hey, I’m Kyle!” He says politely.

He barely has time to say anything else before Johnny, throws himself onto the free chair next to you, the last one at this table for four, his arms wrapping around your shoulders.

“Mo leannan, ye look so bonnie…” He says before gripping you around the jaw and stealing a direct, open-mouthed kiss from you. Your eyes widen the moment he does, causing you to carefully hold onto his beefy forearm, returning the kiss to the best of your (embarrassed) abilities.

Just as you’re pulling away, you can hear Kyle justifying the kiss to your flabbergasted friends. “Forgive ‘im, he was raised in a barn.” 

“Haud Yer Wheesht! I was not!” Johnny retorts as he turns to look at your friends. “Hi, I’m Johnny.” He adds as a greeting, a lopsided smirk on his face, as he reaches forward to… shake hands with your friends.

Johnny smells strongly of deodorant. That Lynx body spray shite he always sprays on himself. It’s not bad, but it’s strong… You’re only lucky the leather jacket he’s wearing conceals it a bit.

It’s an old thing, maybe a couple of decades’ old, the leather starting to wear out over the shoulders, and he’s paired it with a light blue hoodie, dark jeans and black combat boots.

“Was too.” Kyle retorts, a bit childishly as he comes to stand by your side, his hands caressing your bare arms in the t-shirt you’re wearing. “You three been having fun?” He asks you and your friends. Ever mature and considerate, he is.

Your friends are still just staring. Sure, they knew you haven’t been lying to them as you told them about your relationship with these men but it’s one thing to hear about it, the other to see it.

“Yep, we had fun, Gaz…” You say softly, catching the way Johnny’s just serving himself to the dessert you haven’t yet touched on your plate.

“You really were raised in a barn.” You tell him. “Don’t even ask permission to eat my food?” You scold him, which causes him to smirk again.

“Either I stuff my mouth with food or with you. And I’m still civilised enough to know the last one is frowned upon to do in public.” Johnny retorts, then his smile grows into an impish grin. “Unless you’re into some… kinky things.” He winks.

That causes you to sputter and look away, grumbling under your breath as his ever-present tendency to make dirty jokes.

“I like ‘im!” Mia announces suddenly as she stares at Johnny.

“I knew you would. You two think the same.” You tell her and shake your head. “Which is why I only asked Kyle to come.” You add and stare at Kyle with a cocked brow, as if questioning why he didn’t come along.

“He was on his knees begging to come. What was I supposed to do? Leave ‘im behind?” Kyle quips, a playful smirk on his lips.

“Was not!!!!” Johnny retorts. “I just figured out he was coming to see you and joined in!” He adds. “Plus, my feelings are hurt you didn’t want me to come!” He tells you with a fake pout.

“Oh, piss off, it’s not that I didn’t want you to come!” You say simply. “It’s just that you’re…”

“A dickhead.” Kyle finishes for you.

“NO!” You scold Kyle. “I was going to say ‘Intense’.”

“Intense? That feels like a euphemism for something bad, mo leannan!” The Scot tells you as he pops a macaron into his mouth.

“That’s ‘cause it is.” Kyle replies for you.

“It’s not- Kyle!”

“And your friends already like me, don’t ye?” Johnny turns his attention to the girls.

“Yes, we do!” Mia replies and nods. 

Leah still hasn’t shaken out of her stupor. “My God, there’s two of them.” She says as she looks back and forth between Mia and Johnny.

“I know… I know…” You soothe her in a playfully annoyed tone.

“So, Johnny, is it?” Mia quips and leans forward to whisper conspirationally. “Give it to us straight. How does it work?” She points vaguely at you and him and Kyle.

“Mia!” You scold her this time. “I thought we were past those topics?”

“‘Those’ topics?” Kyle asks as he lowers himself near you to listen in better. “And what topics would those be?” He adds, as if he’s not perfectly aware they mean you guys’ sex life.

“Oh my God, Kyle, not you too!” You whine as you look at him.

“Nae, it’s fine that they’re curious!” Johnny quips on the other side. “I’ll gladly tell ye all about it!”

“Johnny!” You scold him again, sounding ever the more exasperated.

“Oh, you wouldn’t have anythin’ to tell either way, you dickhead.” Kyle retorts. “I’m the only one that has all the tea to share.”

“KYLE!” You scold him too, your head going back and forth between the two men flanking you.

The banter continues, your friends seemingly absolutely engrossed in the two sergeants, the way they’re making you sweat, and almost begging for the side of the gossip you had swiftly evaded earlier in the brunch.

“God help me survive this-” You murmur to yourself, feeling crescently embarrassed as everyone on the table takes the piss out of you. “I hate you all… I should’ve just invited Simon…”

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[nylqnder]

TREACHEROUS LUKE HUGHES

pairing: luke hughes x fem!reader

summary: this slope is treacherous, this path is reckless. this slope is treacherous and you like it.

warnings: loosely based on 'treacherous' by taylor swift, childhood friends to lovers, heated make out, luke & reader being awkward a little bit, appearances from jack, quinn, mark, and ethan

word count: 5.06k

notes: literally the longest thing i've ever written omg but i hope you guys enjoy!!

The summer sun blazed down on the lake house, casting bright rays onto the water and the worn-down wooden dock, where you and Luke sat side by side, your fingers inches apart but never touching. The shimmering lake stretched out before you, a mirror reflecting the clear blue sky and the occasional ripple from a passing boat. It was the familiar scene of your summers, but this summer felt different — more charged, more intense.

You and Luke had always been inseparable since childhood. The backyard games, the bike races down the hill, the late-night chats under the stars—those moments had forged a bond that felt unbreakable. But beneath the surface of that easy camaraderie, there had always been something more—a secret, unspoken longing that neither of you had dared to voice. As you both grew older, the simple crushes you had harboured blossomed into something more profound, but you both chose to keep those feelings hidden, afraid of ruining the one relationship that had always been your rock.

This summer, as you and Luke reunited at the lake house, the tension between you was palpable. The familiar comfort of your shared experiences was now tinged with a new, almost unbearable intensity. Every look you exchanged seemed to linger longer than usual, every touch felt more significant. The boundary between friendship and something more had become increasingly blurred, and it was becoming harder to ignore.

One morning, as you were in the kitchen making breakfast, Luke appeared in the doorway. His presence was as familiar as the morning sun, but today, there was something different in his eyes—an earnestness that made your heart race.

“Hey, wanna go on a boat ride with me?” he asked, his voice casual but with an undertone that you couldn’t quite place.

You glanced up from your toast, meeting his gaze. “Yeah, sure,” you replied, a slight smile tugging at your lips as you finished buttering your piece of toast. “Quinn and Jack coming?”

“No, no,” he said shaking his head, a small smile tugging on his lips. “Just me ‘n you.”

The simplicity of his offer was almost too loaded to process. You could feel the heat of the sun on your skin and the way the space between you seemed to shrink. You nodded, feeling a mix of excitement and nervous anticipation.

“Y-yeah sounds good,” you say. “Just let me finish breakfast and then I’ll go get ready.”

“Of course, take your time,” Luke said, his eyes lingering on you for a moment longer before he turned and left the kitchen. You finished your breakfast in a daze, your mind racing with thoughts about the boat ride.

After breakfast, you quickly changed into your swimsuit, grabbing a hoodie from the pile of clothing that accumulated on the armchair in the corner of your room. You examined it quickly, realizing it was one of Luke’s Michigan hoodies that you had borrowed earlier in the week during a bonfire.

You found Luke waiting at the dock, the boat bobbing gently in the water. “Ready?” he asked, his voice steady as he helped you onto the boat.

“Yeah,” you replied, settling into one of the seats. The boat ride started out in comfortable silence, the only sounds being the hum of the engine and the lapping of water against the hull. As the boat moved further out onto the lake, Luke kept glancing at you, his eyes flicking from the water to your face as if he were trying to gauge your mood.

It wasn’t until you approached the tiny, rocky island, that you realized where Luke was taking you. It was the small island you’d found when just after Luke had gotten his boater’s licence. It had become your own little private oasis that the two of you would visit just to relax, using the privacy of the space to talk about whatever had been bothering you or whatever was on your mind.

Luke put the boat in neutral, allowing it to slowly float up to the rocky shore. He hopped out, steadying it before the bottom would scrape, then turned to you. "Hand me the anchor."

You obliged, tossing the towels to him first, then reaching for the small anchor. As you handed it over, Luke teased, “Not too heavy for you?”

You rolled your eyes behind your shades. “It’s like 13 pounds, Luke. Fuck off.”

He snorted, taking it from your hands and lodging it on a nearby rock. “Here, take my hand so you don’t fall on your face.” Luke said, extending his hand to help you down onto the shore.

You rolled your eyes at his comment, though Luke couldn’t see that behind your shades. You grabbed his hand, feeling the heat of the sun still clinging to his skin. As you hopped down, your foot slipped on the wet surface, and for a split second, you thought you were about to fall face-first into the water.

But Luke’s grip tightened, his other hand reaching out to catch you by the waist, steadying you before you could stumble any further. “Don’t worry, I got you,” he murmured, his voice soft, yet steady.

Your heart skipped a beat, and as you stood there for a moment, pressed against him, you could feel the tension thick between you. “Thanks,” you breathed out, stepping back once you found your balance, though the warmth of his hand lingered.

You moved to the towels Luke had tossed onto the sun-warmed rocks moments ago, straightening one out and lying on it, putting your arm over your eyes. Luke lingered by the boat a moment longer, watching you, his heart still pounding. He took a deep breath and sat beside you, staring out at the water, wondering how much longer he could pretend nothing had changed.

You sat in silence, the birds cawing in the air and the splashing water providing a nice background noise. Luke glanced over at your body lying just a foot away from him, your tanned skin glistening under the beating Michigan sun. Luke couldn’t take his eyes off of you. He felt dirty for staring at you like this; staring at your chest that was just barely covered by a teal bikini, rising and falling rhythmically as you breathed. Your stack of gold necklaces rested on your clavicle and Luke couldn’t fight off the thoughts about marking your collarbone with lovebites.

“I missed this,” you said suddenly, Luke snapping his head forward to focus on the water that lapped steadily against the shore.

He swallowed hard, trying to shake the heat that consumed him — not just from the sun, but from the way his mind was racing. “Missed what?”

“This,” you replied with a soft smile, lifting a hand to gesture around. “The lake, the sun, the quiet… just being here. It feels like nothing else matters for a while, you know?”

Luke let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding. He dared to glance over at you again, this time his eyes landing on your head — your eyes were still covered by your arm, but he had the perfect view of your plump lips, as well as the way the sunlight caught in your hair, making it shine like it was woven with gold.

Luke shifted uncomfortably, forcing his eyes to the water once again, trying to ignore the fire burning inside him. He wanted to say something — anything — to break the silence, but his mind was a mess, tangled with everything he’d been holding back for so long.

“I get that,” he finally managed, his voice quiet. “Feels like… everything else just disappears out here.”

You nodded, still lying back with your arm draped over your eyes. “Yeah, exactly. No distractions. Just us.”

The simplicity of your words hit him harder than he expected. “Just us.” Luke bit the inside of his cheek, knowing full well how dangerous those two words felt right now. He was suddenly acutely aware of how close you were — the soft rise and fall of your chest, the small space between your bodies.

You sat up, stretching your arms over your head, the movement catching Luke’s attention again. You glanced at him, your eyes hidden behind sunglasses but the tension was palpable. “You okay?”

Luke nodded a little too quickly. “Yeah. Yeah, I’m good.”

“You sure?” You tilted your head, watching him curiously.

Luke’s eyes involuntarily traced your face, landing on your lips a moment longer. Your breath hitched, the air between you charged with something unspoken but very real. “Yeah… really good.”

And just like that, the distance between you vanished.

It happened fast, almost like you both decided at the same moment. One second you were staring at him, heart racing, and the next his lips were on yours, the kiss electric and urgent. You didn’t know who moved first, and you didn’t care.

All the years of restraint, of not crossing the line, melted away as your lips moved together. Your hands found Luke’s curls, tugging on them slightly which elicited a groan from him. You moved onto his lap, no longer oblivious to the physical toll you had taken on Luke. His hands hesitated at first, but then they slid down your sides, his touch searing. He traced down your ribcage, onto your waist, then finally settled on your ass.

The kiss deepened, both of you getting lost in the moment as the years of pent-up tension finally released in waves. You tugged on his roots, causing him to squeeze your ass tightly, a low grumbling coming from his throat. Your fingers untangled from his brown locks, tracing down Luke’s shoulders and onto his torso, feeling the curves of his abs under your fingertips. Luke shivered beneath you despite the burning sun that shone down.

You finally pulled back, the both of you gasping for air, your chests rising and falling rapidly. Your gaze dropped to his slightly swollen lips, then to his bare chest glistening in the sunlight. The intensity of the moment suddenly caught up to you — his hands still gripping your ass, his body warm and hard beneath yours. You realized the position you were in, straddling him, looking dishevelled as one of your bikini straps had slipped down your shoulder, exposing a deep tan line.

Luke’s eyes followed the movement, his pupils blown wide as he swallowed hard. The weight of everything you two had held back over the years came crashing down on him. His grip on your waist loosened, his hands hovering as he was unsure of what to do next. You felt the tension in the air shift, both of you realizing you’d crossed a line that you couldn’t un-cross, no matter how badly the two of you have wanted to all along.

“Oh, God,” you whispered, your eyes wide as you pulled back slightly. “What did we just do?”

Luke ran a hand through his hair, looking as freaked out as you felt. His cheeks were flushed, though you couldn’t tell if it was from the kiss or the heat. “I don’t know. I—” He looked down, then back at you. “Does this change everything?”

“I don’t know,” you admitted, your mind racing with all the implications of what just happened. “I…we should head back.”

You swung your leg back over Luke, standing up and quickly walking back towards the boat. You grabbed your hoodie and threw it on despite the heat, feeling like you needed to cover yourself, needing something to hide behind. Luke sat there for a moment longer, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched you retreat. He ran his hands over his face, trying to make sense of what happened, but the feeling of your body pressed against his lingered too heavily. His mind was a mess of excitement and confusion, with lingering sentiments of regret as he couldn’t help but feel that everything was screwed now. Luke stood up quickly, jogging to catch up to you, but the air between you was thick and awkward now.

The boat ride back to the lake house was silent, and the roar of the motor made it easy for neither of them to face the reality of the situation. You sat in the front hold, knees tucked to your chest, staring out at the water as it splashed against the sides of the boat, stray droplets hitting your skin. Luke sat in the driver's seat, gripping the wheel a little too tightly, sneaking glances at you every few seconds.

As the lake house came into view, you stood up quickly, ready to jump out as soon as you were close enough to the dock. Your heart was still racing, no longer from excitement, but from the overwhelming sense of reality that had come crashing down. All the unspoken tension, all the nights you spent wondering if this would ever happen, it had—too fast, too soon. You didn’t know how to face it, how to face Luke.

The second the boat docked, you jumped out onto the wooden pier, barely pausing to steady yourself. You grabbed the rope, helping Luke quickly tie up the boat, before starting up the dock towards the house.

Luke hopped out, following you closely. “Wait, can we talk for a sec?” he called after you, his voice shaky, filled with desperation.

But you were already halfway to the house, your footsteps quickening. “I…I need a minute, Luke,” you replied without turning around, feeling your chest tighten with the weight of everything.

Luke stood there for a moment, watching you disappear inside. His shoulders slumped in defeat as he ran a hand through his hair again, frustrated with himself. He knew that something had changed between you before this but now this was something that was going to be impossible to ignore.

Inside the house, you hurried up the stairs to your room, closing the door softly behind you before sinking onto the edge of the bed. Your heart was still pounding, not from the brisk walk you’d just done to escape Luke, but instead as you replayed the kiss in your head — how natural it had felt, how long you had waited for it, and yet how terrifying it was now that it had happened. You buried your face in your hands, trying to slow the whirlwind of emotions swirling inside you.

As the sun set over the lake, the tension between you and Luke didn’t go unnoticed by the others at dinner. You didn’t sit in your normal spots next to each other, instead sitting at opposite ends of the table, avoiding eye contact, and only speaking when necessary. You kept in conversation with Mark, bringing up just about anything you could think of to avoid interacting with Luke. The energy felt heavy, and no one could ignore how different things seemed between you two.

After dinner, it didn’t take long for the others in the house to confront you and Luke about what had happened that afternoon. Luke found himself outside on the back porch with Quinn and Jack, while you were cornered inside playing pool with Mark and Ethan.

Quinn and Jack watched as their little brother swirled his glass over and over, the sound of the liquid sloshing and the crickets chirping being the only sounds around them. Quinn leaned back in his chair, studying his brother carefully. His bottom lip was bright red from how hard Luke had been chewing on it, his eyes unfocused on the glass in his hand. Luke, uncharacteristically, hadn’t said anything in about 10 minutes. Normally he’d find a way to get his two cents in during every conversation, but his silence was overwhelming

“Alright, what’s going on? You and y/n have been acting weird all evening.” Quinn finally asked, honestly a bit weirded out by his brother’s behaviour.

Jack chimed in, less tactful than Quinn. “Yeah, man, did something happen on the boat? You’ve both been all… tense since you came back.”

Luke snapped his eyes off his cup, and onto his brothers whose eyes were burrowing into him. He hesitated, running a hand through his messy curls, his heart still racing from earlier. He couldn’t seem to get it to slow down. “I, uh… I made a move.” Luke admitted quietly. “I kissed her, I mean… We, uh, kissed.”

Quinn raised an eyebrow, glancing at Jack, who smiled and nodded in approval at his brother. “Finally,” he grinned. “So… was it everything you’ve ever hoped for? Did it live up to your fantasies that you’ve been dreaming of since you were fifteen?”

Luke knew Jack was poking fun at him, but as he replayed the kiss in his head, he realized it was. “It was… intense,” Luke said, choosing his words carefully. “We were chatting and then I just kissed her. Her lips… it felt like there was nothing around us when I kissed her. But…”

Luke trailed off, sinking back into his chair as the events that immediately followed replayed in his head.

“But what?” Jack probed.

Luke sighed, feeling the weight of his doubts. “After we pulled apart, I freaked out. All I could think was that I’d just ruined everything between us. I like her a lot… but I didn’t think she felt the same. And… and now I’m worried our friendship is done.”

Quinn let out a little sigh, a small smile tugging on his lips at his little brother. “Look, if it came to that point, that the two of you got close enough to make out, then it means she probably feels the same way,” Quinn said, leaning forward in his chair. “You’re not going to ruin what you two have. I promise that your friendship is strong enough to survive this.”

Jack, more relaxed, shrugged. "Yeah, you clearly like each other. Just talk to her."

Inside, the sound of pool balls clacking loudly filled the air, and no conversation was exchanged between the three of them. Mark and Ethan exchanged silent looks that were traced with unspoken words, urging the other to break the ice and ask you about what had transpired on the boat. Finally, Ethan gave in to Mark’s coaxing stares.

“So uh,” Ethan started, drawing your eyes onto him. “You gonna tell us what the fuck happened on the boat?”

Your fingers stilled on the pool cue, hesitating as you glanced between him and Mark, who was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. Your heart thudded uncomfortably in your chest. Mark and Ethan’s eyes bore into you, expecting answers you didn’t even have for yourself. The tension from earlier had followed you inside, wrapping around your chest like a vice.

You straightened up, brushing a hand through your hair as you tried to collect your thoughts. “I… I kissed him,” you admitted, feeling a wave of embarrassment wash over you. “Or maybe he kissed me. I don’t know… it just happened.” You let out a sigh, biting your bottom lip.

Mark raised an eyebrow, nodding slowly. “Okay, you kissed, big fucking whoop,” he said, taking a step forward. “Explain to me, then, why are you both acting like someone just died?”

Ethan snorted, leaning his cue against the table. "Yeah, seriously. It’s not like anyone’s surprised. You’ve had this thing between you for… what? Years?"

But to you, it felt like something had. Not a person, but something sacred between you and Luke—something that had been built carefully over years of knowing one another. You had always skirted the edges of something more, but you’d never let yourselves tip over. Until today. And now everything felt fragile like the ground beneath your feet was unstable.

“It’s not that simple. Luke and I… I mean we’ve always been friends. We never crossed that line, even when it felt like we were close. And now… I don’t know. I feel like I messed it all up.”

Ethan scoffed. “Messed it up? You didn’t mess anything up. You guys finally did something that everyone’s been telling you to do for ages. Hell, it’s about time.”

Mark chimed in, his tone a bit more understanding. “Listen, I know it’s scary now that you think your friendship’s changed, but from what I’ve seen, I don’t think anything’s ruined. I think this is something you’ve both wanted for a while. You’ve always liked each other, even if you both pretended not to.”

You looked down, fingers tapping nervously against the side of the pool table. “What if he doesn’t feel the same way?” you whispered, voicing the fear that had been gnawing at you since the moment you left the boat. “I mean, I… I basically jumped on him. What if I made things awkward for him?”

Mark rolled his eyes, walking over to stand beside you. “Trust me, if Luke had a problem with it, he would’ve said something by now. You didn’t force anything. From what it sounds like, he was just as into it as you were.”

Ethan nodded in agreement. “Exactly. Don’t overthink it. He’s probably freaking out just as much as you are. Just talk to him.”

You sighed, knowing deep down that they were right, but the anxiety still clawed at your insides. “I don’t want to ruin our friendship,” you admitted quietly. “We’ve been close for so long… if this messes things up, I don’t know how I’ll deal with it.”

Ethan couldn’t help but roll his eyes. No matter how many times they reassured you that your friendship wouldn’t be ruined, it was clear that your anxieties were getting the best of you. “You won’t ruin anything. I’ve seen how Luke looks at you. That guy is all in, even if he doesn’t realize it yet.”

You pulled your bottom lip between your teeth, nibbling on it anxiously. As their words sunk in, you couldn’t help but glance toward the back door, where you knew Luke was with his brothers. The thought of confronting him, of actually talking about what had happened, still terrified you. But deep down, you knew it was the only way to move forward.

Mark and Ethan’s advice echoed in your mind: Talk to him. It was scary, but you couldn’t deny the spark that had ignited between you and Luke. Maybe, just maybe, there was something more waiting for you both on the other side of this conversation.

After the conversation wound down, you couldn't help but feel the lingering tension between you and Luke. Even though Mark and Ethan’s reassurances helped ease some of your worries, the knot of uncertainty in your chest remained. It gnawed at you, the same question echoing over and over in your mind: What if this changes everything?

As the house settled into its quiet evening rhythm and the sounds of conversations faded into the background, your thoughts were still consumed by that kiss — how everything had felt so right in the moment, yet so terrifying in its aftermath. You and Luke had always danced around the possibility of something more, but now that it had finally happened, the reality of it weighed heavy on you.

Later that night, sleep refused to come, your mind running wild with the events of the day. You lay there in the quiet of your room, replaying the kiss over and over again. Every brush of Luke’s lips against yours, every touch of his hands, the way his breath had quickened as he held you close. The intensity of it all made your heart race, but so did the fear that followed.

You glanced at the clock: it was well past midnight, but sleep was the last thing on your mind. Instead, your thoughts turned to the advice Mark and Ethan had given you. Talk to him, they said. But what if talking only made things worse? What if everything fell apart? Yet, despite the fear gnawing at you, one truth remained clear: you couldn’t ignore this. You couldn’t pretend the kiss hadn’t happened or that it hadn’t meant anything. You needed to talk to Luke.

Taking a deep breath, you pushed back the covers and swung your legs over the edge of the bed, your heart pounding as you quietly made your way to the door. The moment you turned the handle and pulled it open, you froze.

Luke stood there, his hand raised as if he was about to knock, his blue eyes wide in surprise. “Oh!” you gasped.

“I was just coming to talk to you,” he said, his voice soft and uncertain. “Can I come in?”

You nodded, stepping aside to let him in. The air between you felt heavy with anticipation, and as Luke entered, the awkward tension that had been present all evening seemed to follow. You both sat on the edge of the bed, keeping a small but noticeable distance between each other. The silence was deafening as you each tried to find the right words to start.

“So…” you started, breaking the tension. “About earlier.”

“Yeah,” Luke muttered, glancing at you before looking down again. “That was… intense.”

You let out a small laugh, though it was more out of nerves than humour. “Yeah. It was.”

Luke rubbed the back of his neck, looking like he was struggling to find the right words. “I’m sorry I freaked out. I didn’t mean for it to… you know, get weird.”

You shook your head quickly. “No, it wasn’t just you. I was freaking out too. I mean, we’ve been friends for so long, and I didn’t know if this would… ruin that.”

Luke’s eyes finally met yours, and there was something vulnerable in his gaze. “I thought the same thing. But… I think we’re making this more complicated than it needs to be.”

You fought a smile that was grappling to show, needing to hear Luke say it. “What do you mean?”

Luke swallowed, his Adam’s apple bobbing in his throat. “I want us to be more than friends. I’ve wanted it for a long time, but I didn’t think you felt the same. But after today…” He trailed off, his words hanging in the air.

“I do,” you whispered. “I’ve felt the same way for a while. I just didn’t know how to say it.”

Relief washed over Luke’s face, and a small smile tugged at his lips. A matching smile formed on your lips as you thought for a moment. “How do we move forward? Like… as more than friends,” you asked.

“I think we just stay the same,” Luke shrugged. “Except now I can call you my girlfriend, and I can kiss you, and we can have sex.”

You laughed, feeling some of the tension melt away. “Is that all?”

“Yeah,” Luke replied with a grin, leaning closer. “Is that okay with you?”

Your breath hitched as the space between you shrank. “Yeah. It’s more than okay.”

Without another word, Luke leaned in, and this time, when your lips met, there was no hesitation. All the years of restraint, of not crossing the line, melted away as your hands found his curls, tugging them gently. A low groan escaped him as you moved into his lap, feeling the heat between you intensify. His hands slid down your body, resting on your waist before moving lower, gripping you as he pulled you closer. You could feel every inch of him beneath you, the warmth of his skin against yours. The world outside faded away, and all that mattered was the two of you, finally letting go of everything you’d been holding back.

The weight of the uncertainty that had been sitting between you all evening lifted, replaced by a dizzying sense of relief and excitement. Luke's hands gripped your hips firmly, grounding you in the moment. You could feel his heartbeat against your chest, fast and erratic, matching the wild rhythm of your own. The connection between you had always been there, simmering beneath the surface, but now it was tangible, electric, and you couldn’t get enough of it.

Luke’s lips moved against yours with a sense of urgency, wanting to taste every bit of you. His hands slid up your sides, fingers brushing your skin under your shirt, leaving goosebumps in their wake. You let out a soft sigh against his lips.

Pulling back slightly, you caught your breath as you both took a moment to come back to reality. Luke’s hands stayed on your waist, his thumbs gently brushing your skin, as if he didn’t want to let go.

“I can’t believe we waited this long,” Luke whispered, his breath warm against your lips.

You laughed softly, reaching up to his curls and gently running a hand through them. “I know, it feels kind of crazy, right?”

He chuckled, a low sound that sent a pleasant shiver down your spine. “We’re idiots. Could’ve saved ourselves a lot of trouble.”

You smiled, scanning his eyes. There was something different in them now—no more hesitation, no more uncertainty. Just Luke, as you had always known him, but also something more. “Better late than never, though,” you teased softly.

Luke's hands moved up to cup your face, his thumbs brushing gently across your cheeks. “You know, I meant what I said earlier,” he whispered. “I’ve wanted this for a long time. I just didn’t think you’d ever want me like that.”

You blinked, feeling your heart squeeze at his vulnerability. “Luke, I’ve always wanted you,” you admitted quietly, your voice shaking just slightly. “I just… I was scared.”

His gaze softened, and he leaned forward to press a soft kiss to your forehead. “I get it. I was scared too. But I’m not scared anymore.”

You smiled, feeling a rush of warmth flood your chest at his words. “Me either,” you whispered, brushing your fingers through his curls. “I’m not scared anymore.”

The moment cooled down, and you both slipped into a comfortable silence, basking in the newfound closeness. You moved up the bed and under the covers, wrapping yourselves in each other’s arms. The steady rise and fall of Luke’s chest and the soft sound of crickets outside lulled you into a sense of peace. With his hand gently tracing up and down your side, you nodded off, feeling the weight of all the years and uncertainty melt away, leaving only the warmth of the present.

[bluewxrld07]

MISS POSSESSIVE - INSTA AU (Luke Hughes) Pt. 2

Warning(s) : none :)

Summary: in which Y/N’s new relationship blows up as well as her new album

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colecaufield awww this guy is such a simp

Edwards.73 Ice king right there

fan7 He is so fine omfg Y/n is a lucky girl

fan79 Upgrade for sure

jackhughes get cold like Minnesota

y/n.l/n trying to make a beeline

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Trevorzegras CAN I JOIN

y/n.l/n No

Bff_ig Nope

Edwards.73 No

Lhughes_06 Absolutely not

Trevorzegras fancy seeing YOU TWO HERE Edwards.73 Lhughes_06

Jackhughes THATS CRAZY ON THE ACTUAL IG BFF/N

Fan3 I just know being in their friendgroup there is never a dull moment

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Lhughes_06 : No lie, girl you're lookin' sexy in the magazine, but what're you doin' after the photos?

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fan3 OMG HE POSTED HERRRRR

fan6 I need me a guy like Luke wtf

bff_ig I don't even think she has ever smiled this big for me wut

y/n.l/n take that back rn

jackhughes WHIPPEDDDD

y/n.l/n I know love ❤️

fan8 You can so tell he brings out the absolute best in her

quinnhughes little bro all grown up

Lhughes_06 Hush

Edwards.73 AW SHUCKS YALL

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fan56 oh so I'm gonna ugly cry for this? ok

fan90 So strong, have so much love for you <3

lhughes_06 speechless everytime

lhughes_06 I'm so proud of you

bff_ig The way you had me ugly sobbing during this

Edwards.73 bro why you gotta do me like that, now I'm crying

fan78 She is so real for this

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lhughes_06 She said I could, so I absolutely did. Yeah I know what this is 🏎️

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fan6 oh she needs to have a blonde moment for sure

fan89 she is BLONDE??? HELLO!!!!?

bff_ig hottest fit change ever to this day

lhughes_06 top three

bff_ig oh??? and what is number 1??? lhughes_06

lhughes_06 did her purple lace bra get your attention??? bff_ig

y/n.l/n I so knew it lhughes_06

y/n.l/n maybe shouldn't have brought the wig home

lhughes_06 oh no you definitely should've

Edwards.73 NOT IN THE COMMENTS WHERE I CAN SEE IT

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Y/N.L/N AHHHHHH SOOO excited to announce my latest album, Miss Possessive, will be out 2/21! I can't wait for you all to hear it, I hope you love it as much as I doooo 😘

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fan45 AGH IM FERAL

fan1 oh this album is gonna EAATTTT

Bff_ig I'm soooo proud of you agh I'm crying, this album is the newest and best era yet

Edwards.73 Why not now I need this album now

rutgermcgroarty Ethan is actually secretly Y/n's biggest fan

Edwards.73 SECRETLY??? rutgermcgroarty

bff_ig Do I need to have you come meet your idol? Edwards.73

Edwards.73 OMFG REALLY bff_ig

y/n.l/n You're literally across the room Edwards.73

fan9 Ethan really acts like us all and I'm here for it

Lhughes_06 Can't wait to scream this out in the open with the windows down

y/n.l/n You already scream it in the studio what do you mean lmfao Lhughes_06

Lhughes_06 exactly, but NOW I will be able to in the car with the windows down 😎 y/n.l/n

Jackhughes I feel like a proud mom

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bff_ig So proud of you, so happy to see you finally heal and grow into the best version of yourself <3

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fan6 Stop imma cry wtf

fan78 I need me a bestie like her

fan2 Literal iconic duo right here they're my faves awww

y/n.l/n Making me tear up stop it rn

y/n.l/n I love you my sweet 🥰

Edwards.73 Okay but y'all are some cutie patooties

Lhughes_06 Our cutie patooties Edwards.73

bff_ig mwah Edwards.73

y/n.l/n 😘😘 Lhughes_06

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y/n.l/n : Surpriiiiise, It's ok I'm ok and Two Hands music videos out now 🤭 enjoy my loves ❤️

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fan6 AHHHHH Y/N L/N AT MIDNIGHTTTTT

fan2 WAIT WAIT I WASN'T READY, BUT I'M GOING ANYWAYSSS

fan9 YES Y/N THIS NEW ERA IS POPPING AWFFFFFF

Lhughes_06 Idk how it's possible but I feel like I'm falling for you all over again

y/n.l/n Making my heart swell love Lhughes_06

bff_ig MY FAAAAAAAVES YES GET INTO ITTTT

Edwards.73 I'm getting so much shit rn at the Hockey house...

y/n.l/n why 🤣 Edwards.73

Rutgermcgroarty He is blaring the music videos from the living room y/n.l/n

Lucafantilli And is making us all scream the lyrics with him y/n.l/n

Edwards.73 I'M A BIG FAN OF Y/N OK

bff_ig If y'all weren't related I would be concerned Edwards.73

y/n.l/n you and me both bff_ig

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Lhughes_06 : Proud boyfriend moment. I can't say it enough how proud I am of you. Watching you grow from friends to the light of my life, I cannot wait to see what else you do ❤️

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[w2soneshots]

The best -W2S

words: 0.5k+

warnings: none just a load of fluff.

summary: headcanons of Harry being the best dad.

notes: hi my babies! I’m super busy at the moment so instead of a full fic I thought I’d just write some quick headcanons for you all🫶🏼. Enjoy!!🧸💘

Harry was a nervous wreck when you gave birth to your little girl. But as soon as he held her in his arms all of his worries disappeared, and all he could focus on was your baby.

The first week of being parents was… stressful. Nether you nor Harry knew what you were doing; you just kind of made it up as you went along (which is what most first time parents do).

Harry was a natural though. He took care of you postpartum while making sure the baby was fed, changed and peacefully asleep. Making you somehow love him even more than you already did.

Once you hit the one month mark everything seemed to fall into place. You now had a proper routine, you were fully recovered and the baby was perfectly happy and healthy.

One night after a sidemen shoot Harry returned home with a massive costco teddy bear in his arms. It was almost twice the size of you and could barely fit through the door. He’d taken it after they filmed a ‘mystery box challenge’ since he thought the baby would like it. You burst into tears at the sentiment (hormones). Immediately Harry began to stress. "I’m sorry babe, I can take it back! Don’t cry!" You replied quickly. "No, I love it Haz. That was really sweet.”

Faith made sure to keep in touch with you and she told you on multiple occasions that she was always there if you had a question (since she’s already done the whole newborn thing) or just needed to chat.

You and Harry would regularly sit on your couch and admire the bundle of joy that smiled her cute little gummy smile at you. Both of you completely content with the family you’d created.

Though at times it was difficult, like when the baby just wouldn’t stop crying or the both of you were exhausted and didn’t feel like holding a conversation, you had only gotten closer over the past few weeks. It was like you’d unlocked a new appreciation for each other.

Harry thought you were incredible. You’d gone through nine months of pregnancy, given birth and taken amazing care of a newborn baby all while not complaining once. Ethan had told him that women were literally superheroes but he’d never experienced it first hand until now.

At three months you went on your first family holiday. It felt incredible to lay in the warm sun since it’d been so miserable in London. Harry made sure that your baby was always in the shade and he loved getting her dressed in all the cute summery clothes.

You’d always laugh slightly at how excited he became when she finally woke up from her nap and he could cuddle her again.

When the boys and girls met your baby it was lovely. JJ held her so carefully; like she was a piece of glass that could shatter at any given moment.

Talia had spoken to you about wanting kids in the near future but seeing Simon with your daughter made her feel ready which you were very happy and excited about.

All in all Harry is the best dad, loves his girls very much and would do anything for them.

[dollysdarlings]

─── ⋆.˚ 🏙️ .𖥔˚ Ethan Landry ( x reader ) smau !

pt 5: i want someone badly

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authors note: i'm having fun can't you tell, also i will be working on more fics i just haven't had the energy

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ethanisaway workout and a movie

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chadsflex you literally hate romcoms... ╰ ethanisaway not anymore! mmmindy is that my ice??? ╰ ethanisaway maybe.

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♬ I Want Someone Badly - Jeff Buckley, Shudder to Think

youruser september dump

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anikayo hm... ╰ taracity hmmmmmm youruser guys...? ethandry that's me! ╰ youruser that's you!

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chadsflex bros the sleeper ╰ youruser so eepy gleepy ethandry i said i was sorry 💔💔💔 ╰ youruser not forgiven, grovel and beg for forgiveness

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spideyssessed got this boy wrapped around my finger... spiderman next!

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taracity this is the kind of greed they talked about in the bible. ╰ spideyssessed i got two hands! mmmindy please stop bringing him to our dorm ╰ spideyssessed i'm not going to his!

[afrsconp]

Random thoughts on S04E06, The Fish and the Whale:

Exactly who was playing who? David saw Jo's picture (and thus the load screen for Dana's new game) BEFORE he overheard Brad and Ian in the bathroom. Whyd he even notice such a small detail in the pic?Was Brad an unreliable narrator who said Dana was the fish because he didn't want to admit that it was actually David who beat him? And that he found it super hot

If ^ is true, then it's yet another sign of their character arcs mirroring each other season: David being the devious one and Brad unknowingly being played

David's level of confidence when he has people who support him, but it being paid for by changing himself to fit in

How ^ is just another version of Brad changing himself to run the con (and maybe all his interactions with people in general)

This is another time we've seen Brad without any masks on (the others being when Zack arrived and when he watched Dana propose to Rachel), and once again, David's the only MQer who got to see it

Something something, David needing to double check it when he has a good hand, vs Brad literally covering his eyes when he bluffs. I know he did it to manipulate David into playing his part but there are countless other fake tells they could've made Brad use for that. So... something something, David having a hard time believing it when something good happens to him, vs Brad wearing so many masks on top of other masks that he can't see clearly through any of them anymore.

Did they just forget that Jo thought of Rachel and Poppy as her best friends or what??

David's condo is actually pretty nice - the LPs, nice sound system, art on the walls, warm lighting

Five months is loooong time to play a con like this. I don't think it's much of a stretch to think that Brad maybe kind of enjoyed it

David REALLY wants siblings / a family connection, which is another manifestation of his desperation to not be alone

Brad secretly needs glasses?! Does he wear contacts?

How normal (as in, non-MQers) maybe see Ian and David as they really are: Ian is a douchebag who can't relate to normal people, and David is just a nice guy

Mini Community reunion! One of David's Cerritos friends was Subway (and Ethan Crane on Passions, lol)

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A Postal role play blog, read before asks or rp.

MY STRAWPAGE!!

THE DUDE’S STRAWPAGE!!

Sorry, no read more or else you’d just scroll by.

Dude, he/him for both rp and mod.

Hcs: Schizoeffective and horribly deadpan, extremely blunt and uncaring. Transmasc. Absolutely not tech literate, do with that what you will.

Gen rules:

Sure, this game is gorey and nasty, but no nsfw. I don’t want to get freaky with any of you. Playful flirting is fine.

I can handle gore and shit, just don’t go overboard. Follow Tumblr tos, right?

Asks are always open, interact however. May be slow to respond, don’t get too mad at me.

Don’t do anything I’m about to say when answering your asks.

Most likely P2Dude, since I’ve only really dug deep into him.

Mod rules and other info:

I’m Ethan, he/him. Main is @thesilliestguyeverithink

Role plays are strictly sfw, besides descriptions of violence and whatever.

Aut+hd and I’ve still got a life outside this hellsite, be patient with me.

Try not to give Dude an existential crisis.

Everyone is welcome, but I’ve still got the right to not reply to you or your asks. If I don’t like your vibes, I won’t respond. Sorry.

Dude color is red, mod is just white.

Mod has played the second Postal game front and back, not the others.

Mod is cool with role playing outside of the game and different medias, the more the merrier.

Dark topics, read and interact at your own risk.

Mod is not glorifying death and violence. If you believe mod is, please message and I’ll tone it down.

Probably ooc, mod doesn’t care.

[darkenedroses-world]

You Good? — Soup x Reader

🔹 Humor 🔹 Reader Has a Staring Problem 🔹 F!Reader 🔹 Real Life Chaos 🔹 Creepy But Cute 🔹 Domestic Vibes 🔹 NPC Loading Screen Energy 🔹 “She’s Good She Just Does That” 🔹 Request 🦋

It started with the ceiling.

The group had only been over for maybe twenty minutes—Ethan was halfway through his first drink, Matt had just settled into his usual spot on the floor, and Grizzy was arguing with Yumi about whether or not bagel bites were “valid dinner options.” Everything was normal. Except you. You were sitting on the couch, unusually still, eyes fixed—locked—on the far corner of the ceiling like you were watching something only you could see.

No blinking. No shifting. Just vibes. Uneasy, liminal vibes. Matt looked up from his drink first. “Yo…” Soup had just walked into the kitchen, towel around his neck, hair still damp from a shower. Matt pointed directly at you. “Is she good?” “Bro. BRO.” Ethan waved a hand in front of your face like he was testing a mannequin. “Are you even blinking?” You didn’t respond.

Grizzy leaned in from behind the couch, lowering his voice. “Blink twice if you’re not summoning demons right now.” Still nothing “Okay, I’m gonna get the salt,” Yumi muttered, already walking toward the pantry. That’s when Soup stepped back into the room and froze. “…Baby?” No answer. He squinted, walking around you in a wide arc like you were a bomb that might activate if approached head-on.

He crouched down in front of you, tilting his head to follow your line of sight. “What are you looking at?” You blinked. Slowly turned your head. “Huh?” Soup jumped back so hard he nearly knocked over the side table. “Jesus—don’t do that!” You tilted your head. “Do what?” “That. The staring. The creepy little… ghoul mode thing you do.” “Oh.” You blinked again. “I was just thinking.” Soup stared at you for a beat. “You looked like you were waiting for a ghost to finish its sentence.”

Matt was now fully hiding behind a decorative pillow. “She did that shit at my house once. I walked into the kitchen and she was just STARING at the fridge like it owed her money.” “She do it when she’s mad?” Yumi asked, holding a salt shaker like a weapon. “No,” Grizzy said. “Worse. She does it when she’s totally normal.” “IT’S EVEN SCARIER THAT WAY!” Matt yelled, ducking behind the couch. You got up like nothing happened and wandered into the kitchen.

The microwave timer was off, the room was silent—and yet, you stood in front of it. Just staring. Not at the buttons. Not even at the clock. At the light inside the microwave. Grizzy peeked in from the hallway. “Nah. I’m out. I’m gonna call a priest.” Ethan followed, whispering, “I swear to God she did this at the gas station one time. Just locked in on the candy rack for like five minutes. Didn’t move. Didn’t say a word. I thought she saw a ghost.”

Matt leaned over to Soup. “Why are you with her again?” Soup, unfazed, leaned back on the couch and sipped his soda. “Because I like a little fear in my life.” Yumi pointed at you. “That’s not fear, that’s possession. She’s literally looking at the microwave like it insulted her ancestors.” You finally turned around with a confused look on your face. “What?”

Everyone froze.

“Don’t ‘what’ us like you weren’t just vibing with the microwave spirit,” Ethan said. “We saw you.” Soup just smiled, opened his arms, and motioned for you to sit on his lap. “She’s good. That’s just her little stare zone. I call it her NPC loading screen.” You smacked his shoulder but settled on him anyway, burying your face in his neck. “Y’all are dramatic,” you mumbled. “I’m just zoning out.”

“Zoning out WHERE? The backrooms?!” Ethan snapped. Matt, still suspicious, asked, “When’s the last time you stared at Soup like that?” “I do it all the time,” you said innocently. Soup coughed. “She does. One time I woke up at 3 a.m. and she was just sitting up in bed, looking at me. No blinking. Just… observing.” “WHY—” “I was watching you breathe,” you said with a shrug.

“…YEAH, OKAY, THAT’S ENOUGH FOR ME,” Matt said, standing and heading toward the door. “I’m sleeping with a nightlight for the next week.”

Later that night, after the house had finally gone quiet and the guys had all peeled out—Matt still muttering about sleep paralysis—you and Soup laid curled up on the couch, legs tangled, the TV flickering in the background. “You know,” you said softly, “you don’t really mind it, do you?” He looked over at you, one brow raised. “What? The staring thing?”

You nodded and he snorted. “Nah. I think it’s hilarious. And kinda hot when you do it with your villain face.” “My what?” “You know—when your eyes go all ‘I’m thinking about burning something down but won’t say what.’” You laughed into his hoodie. “You’re so dumb.” Soup grinned, pressing a kiss to your cheek. “Nah. I just get you.”

And he meant it, weirdness and all.

[goldielia]

saturdays

a part of: fuck it i love you au

last saturday’s party had been one for the books. celeste and her roommates, avery, liz and mary, had planned for the party of the semester, maybe even of the academic year. their whole friday and saturday had consisted of decorating, buying and cooling drinks and partyproofing their beloved dorm.

the party itself had been absolutely unforgettable. nearly the whole athletics department had showed up. the women’s teams did usually hang out anyways and the four girls had been going out with the football team for years. after their triumph in the women’s vs men’s match nearly the whole hockey team had also decided to show up and so their dorm had been slightly on the wrong side of crowded with the amount of people.

liz was responsible for the music, she had been teaching herself how to dj for years now. she played sets at all their parties and she’d gotten really good at it. there was loads of dancing and loads of shots and thanks to their teammates the cleanup had been quick and easy.

the unspoken highlight was the beer pong match though. they had set their table up in the middle of the dorm and chosen teams first thing. to absolutely no one’s surprise celeste and avery had played against ethan and mark - dream team against dream team. it didn’t take too long though, they had agreed to play a best of three and celeste and avery had won within two clean games, each time clearing their cups while ethan and mark had more than three left on their side.

which lead to celeste starting her next saturday morning very, very calmly. she’d let herself sleep for a little longer than usual before she’d taken an 8:00 am workout class and then gotten ready with music and a coffee. by 10:30 she’d finished a sketch of a dress that she’d been hung up on for months and was just now starting to hem a pair of jeans for a girl on her team.

she could hear her roommates through the open door, mary woke up deathly hungover and had been living on the couch all morning, intermittently napping and nibbling on a slice of toast. the sizzling pan on the stove was taken care of by avery, who had been wanting to try a new recipe for lunch and currently alternated between stirring the contents of her newest creation and retelling the hottest bits of gossip to her childhood friend who lived in a sorority across campus.

liz was still asleep, she’d once again played her set at a party the day before, slowly but surely making a name for herself on campus. celeste had heard her stumble into their dorm somewhere around 6am and her soft snores still sounded out into their living area.

their plans for today were simple: survive a new avery-smith-recipe and, after afternoon practice, drive to detroit for a bit of shopping and maybe some literal pre-game-drinks, if mary would be back amongst the living by then, before they’d make their way to the red wings game. liz was born and raised in detroit and her dad had been a season ticket holder for years, he frequently organised tickets for the four of them if they asked.

she had felt bad for a second, had seen the men’s hockey instagram account posting snapshots of very tired looking guys this morning when 7 am practice had made them roll out of bed way too early. she was soon reminded of her own hatred against saturday morning practices and had decided that one semester of early wake ups wouldn’t kill ethan, or any of them, surely.

[girlylukehughes]

lake house takeover

ethan edwards x zegras!reader

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ynzegras: summer on film! (shout out to jack and quinn for letting me steal your house for the last two weeks of august! i love you guys!)

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jackhughes: you're welcome! at least it was spotless when we got back unlike when i let someone else, *cough trevorzegras cough*, have it for two days.

^ynzegras: yeah he still can't work the dishwasher in his apartment jamie calls me just so we can laugh at him

^^trevorzegras: i hate you both.

trevorzegras: literally who's birthday was it

^ynzegras: no one's we just wanted cake

_quinnhughes: why didn't you have this camera for the first half of summer?

^ynzegras: i did i just wanted to keep my film for the girls trip!

^^lhughes06: lame 👎🏻

edwards.73: we need the film cam when you take media pics

^markestapa: i agree

^^dylanduke25: me too

^^^lucafantilli: me three

^^^^ynzegras: it'll be there

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ynzegras: full summer dump!

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trevorzegras: WHO IS THAT

trevorzegras: YN WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

^ynsegras: shhhhhhh

^^trevorzegras: WHAT

lhughes06: oh you're bold for this one

^ynzegras: it's an arm🤷🏻‍♀️ he can't work a dishwasher i doubt he can go all fbi with an arm

mackie.samo: i still swear on everything a fish bit me that night.

edwards.73: markestapa mackie.samo we look so good here

^markestapa: we so do

^^mackie.samo: we really do

^^^ynzegras: i agree

^^^^trevorzegras: WHAT IS THIS

colecaufield: miss you baby z!

^ynzegras: miss you too!

_alexturcotte: literally how did you get that picture

^ynzegras: im the one you sent it to while you were wasted😭

_quinnhughes: i miss that coconut

^jackhughes: they were so good

lhughes06: out of all the pics you took that has to be the worst one of me and gavin.

^g.brindley4: i honestly don't remember taking that.

^^ynhughes: it's the only one that not blurry 😐

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edwards.73: 🐄👦🏻

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ynzegras: well you know what they say!

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lhughes06: and what if i send this to her brother

^ynzegras: luke hughes if you so dare i will get my happy ass on a flight to nj and use the spare key jack gave me to beat your ass

^^lhughes06: you're broke how are you gonna get a flight

^^^ynzegras: trevor's still logged into american airlines on my phone it'll charge him

^^^^lhughes06:....currently replacing the locks

trevorzegras: hmmmmm

^ynzegras: go away

dylanduke25: a cowboy is a man, typically one on horseback, who herds and tends cattle, especially in the western US and as represented in westerns and novels.

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ynzegras: save a horse!

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trevorzegras: luke you were supposed to make sure this DIDNT happen.

^ynzegras: funny story... me and ethan met BEFORE umich. we traded snaps when we were seniors in high school

^^trevorzegras: WHAT

^^^lhughes06: WHAT

^^^^markestapa: WHAT

^^^^^ynzegras: trevorzegras remember when you LEFT ME at that mall in canada? when i said i got an uber i lied, i met ethan and he drove me back to the airbnb

edwards.73: you're so pretty

^ynzegras: mwah mwah mwah

colecaufield: baby z pulls?

^ynzegras: i do!

user61: puck bunny

^ynzegras: fangirls when my first and only boyfriend plays hockey

^^user83: oh she cleared😭

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[bluewxrld07]

Cut My Hair

Cole Caufield x female!reader x Ethan Edwards

Warning(s): Angst, situationships, intentions of smut, hints to cheating

A/N: will be a mix of instagram posts :) enjoy!

Summary: Based off of Tate McRae's song Cut My Hair

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celebrity.news Young and famous hockey star, Cole Caufield, seen at a club in Montreal after a post game win Saturday night! But the twist? The girl in the photos is NOT his girlfriend, well known social media influencer and future sports broadcaster, yourusername!! Possible trouble in paradise??

Click the link in our bio to read the article, and see all the photos and videos!

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user1 Oh no poor y/n 🥺

user2 She is literally the sweetest human being, that's so sad. I can't imagine how hurt she is right now.

user3 She must be so heartbroken right now, that girl in the photo is such a fucking home wrecker!!!

user4 I hope she's okay :( Cole doesn't deserve a baddie like her!!

yourbff just posted a photo!

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yourbff Heartbroken, angry, sad, confused. Those are just a few I feel for you y/n. He doesn't deserve a real girl like you. His loss baby, I'm so sorry. I'm headed your way right now, be there soon 💜

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user1 send her all of our love <3

jackhughes I am in awe. Let her know if she needs anything, I'll be there.

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trevorzegras this shit isn't right. my heart goes out for her.

edwards.73 Lu and I are driving out right now. Should be there in twenty.

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colecaufield I'm so sorry

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*one month later*

yourusername just posted a photo!

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yourusername Just wanna cut my hair, lose myself, make u sweat

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user1 omfg YALL WAKE UP, MOM POSTED

user2 the hair color??? the BOB??? HELLO?!

user3 oh boy if this is her silently @ ing who I think it is, he's messed up with losing her

yourbff oh what is this? best friend is blessing my feed???

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yourbff this bob and hair color was the move, my work here is done

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jackhughes slay bestie

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jackhughes He's a dumbass

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user4 No because it is the fact that Cole liked this but didn't comment, speaks VOLUMES

user5 Cole done fucked up, she's about to slay this glow up

edwards.73 I'm bringing the vodka

yourusername please don't, I can't look at another thing of alcohol after last night lmao yourbff If he doesn't bring it, I will

yourusername just posted a photo!

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yourusername just wanna cut my hair, little black dress, can't forget

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user1 I'm living for these Tate McRae lyrics

yourbff See??? I knew you'd post this one. Fucking hot ass best friend I've got, these men bouta be on the FLOOR tonight

user2 If she doesn't wind up under someone else tonight after what Cole did to her, I WILL CRY

user3 He be creeping on her page tho, I see his ass in those likes.......

tatemcrae a true goddess 😍

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lhughes_06 I'm keeping an eye on you tonight

edwards.73 easy easy, I called dibs first yourbff Both of y'all put your dicks away, and chill out? After all it'll be me who takes care of my girly tonight 😙 yourusername None of you are taking care of me tonight, I'll be fine 🙄 edwards.73 That's what you said last weekend and whose bed did you wind up in.... yourusername shhhhh 😳 edwards.73 lhughes_06 kept me up most of the night edwards.73 Idk what you're talking about lhughes.43 yourusername me neither

user4 Am I sensing a lil sum sum between Ethan and Y/n???

User2 If it's happening, I neeeeeed to know because I'd be here for it

colecaufield 😧

yourbff just posted a photo!

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yourbff Just wanna show you, whatever she do, yourusername can do it better

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markestapa What a fucking night

lhughes_06 I think I need a cleanse after that fiasco...

yourbff You sure it wasn't from the lake you boys decided to swim in at two in the morning?

lhughes_06 Don't remind me 😑 yourusername You guys were wilding' last night lhughes.43 markestapa says the wild one herself ��� lhughes_06 Yeah yourusername where did you and edwards.73 disappear off to? edwards.73 Nowhere yourusername Nowhere markestapa where tf did you come from edwards.73 edwards.73 I saw I was summoned, so I entered the chat yourbff All of you get out of my comments and argue in the group chat

user1 Ohhhh boy I smell quite the upgrade for miss y/n....

user2 If y/n is seeing Ethan Edwards I will die happy

user3 I'm so curious as to what's between those two rn. Whatever it is, y/n seems happier than when she did with Cole

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colecaufield just posted a photo!

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colecaufield Heard you got a new guy, that ain't fair

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user1 Nah because it's THE WAY he used Tate McRae lyrics from the same song yourusername has been using on her posts.....

user2 Cole my dude... she deserves better after you did what you did

jackhughes come on C you better than this

trevorzegras she deserves better bro, I'm with jackhughes on this one

girlusername See you soon 🥰

user1 lmfao this girl clueless as fuck user3 Oh honey.... you the home wrecker? sheesh.. user4 DAMN talk about a downgrade 🤣 liked by yourusername

user5 Y'all it's fine he's just depressed and in his feels because he be knowing he cheated and lost a good one

yourusername just posted a photo!

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yourusername Just wanna get messed up, find myself, in his bed

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user1 I KNEW ITTTTTTTT

user2 now THIS is a pair I can get behind

user3 Their kids are gonna be literal heartbreakers wtf

yourbff about fucking time I was getting antsy. Now get dressed we have a brunch to go to today.

yourusername yes mommy 😣 lhughes.43 Can I call you mommy??? yourbff No yourusername No

edwards.73 Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

yourusername Have you learned nothing?? edwards.73 you never said I couldn't call you mommy😝 yourusername You're unbelievable edwards.73 Do something about it🤭 liked by yourusername yourbff LET HER GET READY YOU ASSHOLE OR WE WILL BE LATE edwards.73 trevorzegras JOJO.....?? HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING...?! liked by yourusername, yourbff, edwards.73

jackhughes I feel like I need to cleanse my eyes from that conversation thread I just read 😨

yourusername You'll survive

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edwards.73 Good girls, so overrated

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user1 Wow now this is an upgrade. He gives her her OWN POST????

user2 Cole could never

user1 He was an embarassment

markestapa WOAH give us all a warning here fifty shades of grey!

yourbff Treat her like a queen, Edwards!!!!!!

edwards.73 No.... I'll treat her like a Goddess 🤩 yourusername How long did you wait to use that one? edwards.73 edwards.73 too long yourusername yourbff Long enough edwards.73

lhughes_06 Is the caption hinting that yourusername is a certified baddie?

yourbff yes edwards.73 yes yourusername yes markestapa yes jackhughes yes lhughes.43 Okay no need for the attack damn

yourusername My Eddy 🥰

edwards.73 My baby 😘

[ethan-elliott]

Hey Ethan!! 7 & 24

(Music ask game 🤗)

hello!! thank you for the ask! :D

7. How many concerts have you been to and which ones?

okay so technically I’ve been to 9 concerts (+ 3 livestreams hehe) but I never count my first since it wasn’t really an artist I knew/liked and I didn’t enjoy it but I’ll list it here anyway :p

Royal Republic, Manchester Academy (circa 2016??)

Andy Black, The Ghost of the United Kingdom tour, Manchester Academy, 9th July 2019 — my first proper concert experience and my favourite thing about this is looking back and knowing Lonny was going to join BVB later that year :D

Black Veil Brides (and Lilith Czar) UK tour, Troxy London, Feb 25th 2023 — I minorly sacrificed rent money for VIP for this but it was so worth it, even if I am DIABOLICALLY short standing next to Andy (I’m literally a foot shorter), and I nearly started sobbing hearing Lost It All for the first time live 😔 my only *minor* pet peeve is we were I believe the only show of the run not to get Shadows Rise which is my favourite song off TPT

Ice Nine Kills (and SKYND), Wurst Vacation tour, O2 Forum Kentish Town, 1st June 2023 — fun fact this date was supposed to be like a week after BVB but it got rescheduled, I had two exams that day but it was the first time going to a gig without my parents! some great memories there honestly

Stray Kids, BST Hyde Park Festival, 14th July 2024 — diabolically warm and a little stressful but the actual show was great, could see really well and the setlist was amazing

BVB and Creeper, Devil’s Night, OVO Arena Wembley, 30th October 2024 — ignoring the fact the crowd was weirdly dead, this was AMAZING. we got old BVB hits. Creeper are bloody phenomenal live. did not have VIP but I did get to go to the pop-up and see loads of the stage outfits and get a signed poster for £10 which is an absolute bargain

Palaye Royale (and Hot Milk), Death or Glory tour, OVO Arena Wembley, 9th November 2024 — got to see them with my best friend and aside from nearly decking the person next to me who kept blocking the view, this was great! also a great band live and was in the side of the stands (though too high up) where Rem jumped up to dive into the crowd :D

Conan Gray, Found Heaven On Tour, OVO Arena Wembley, 10th November 2024 — are we sensing a pattern here with the venue :p was a phenomenal show made even better by the fact our seats got upgraded to basically as close to the stage as we could get, first time being in confetti and the view was insane!! did nearly drop my power bank off the side from jumping about so much-

Tomorrow X Together, Act 2 Promise Europe tour, O2 Arena, 25th March 2025 — barely knew this band going in but let’s just say I came out of the show with a bias :p a great show and we had a really good view of the stage! did get profiled for an extra search going in when I had the smallest clear bag possible but that’s what I get 😔

(+ my livestream concerts are the Re-Stitch These Wounds release show and Alive and Burning 2 (Black Veil Brides) and the Tell Me I’m Alive release show(?) at Wembley (All Time Low))

24. What song do you think should be in a video game? Which game?

See I’m severely limited here by the fact I know like 4 games in any capacity and have played 1 of those (that being PS3 ver Minecraft) but the game I’m most invested in is Ghostwire: Tokyo, and since I have a playlist around that (technically for its fic I started writing like three years ago 🫣) I will go with this absolute banger:

[dollysdarlings]

─── ⋆.˚ 🏙️ .𖥔˚ Ethan Landry ( x reader ) smau !

pt 3: frat parties and company

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authors note: expect multiple updates a day, I decided to add a bit of fic just because I wanted to write Ethan being cute LMFAO, but if you guys don't fuck with it and think i should just stick to socials only just lmk!

taracity

taracity pre gamers !!

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youruser i can't believe i let you talk me into this. ╰ taracity it's cus you love me! youruser we'll see if i still do.

chadsflex

chadsflex party party party

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ethandry photo creds! ╰ chadsflex no! ethandry asshole!

The music was loud in Ethan's ears, the pounding of the bass matching the pounding of his heart as he searched the crowd. He was hardly paying attention to what Chad was saying beside him, too focused on trying to find you.

A drink is shoved into his hand, and he absentmindedly takes a sip, cringing at the awful taste and the burning of alcohol down his throat. His palms grew sweaty as anticipation built within him, he felt like he could hardly breathe, pressing himself against the wall to avoid the string of bodies passing by him.

When he finally does see you, it's like all the wind is knocked out of him. His eyes widen, and he nearly melts into the ground beneath him, and a dopey smile formed on his face. He feels a pair of hands shove him forward, and he turns his head back to look behind him, only to be met with Chads grin and a thumbs up.

He slowly steps towards you, or maybe he wasn't, he couldn't tell, everything around him had slowed to a near stop as he zeroed in on you, and the way you laughed at something Tara said, shoving her lightly. He watched as Tara glanced towards him, elbowing you before pointing towards him, and he watched as your stunning smile was turned towards him. For him.

"Hey." He says, a little breathless. His grip on his cup tightens as he leans in just close enough to be heard.

"Hi." You say, smiling at him.

"Can I get you a drink?" He asks, gesturing to the giant kegs down the hall, his gaze never once leaving your eyes for a second, like he's drowning in them, completely lost.

He watched as your smile grew, and you gave a small nod of your head, and if he could tattoo the sight of your smile onto the back of his eyelids to stare at forever whenever he closed his eyes, he absolutely would.

With a deep breath and a surge of confidence, he reached for your hand, but he can't bring himself to take it. Instead, large careful fingers wrapped around your wrist with a gentle touch, tugging you along towards the kegs.

He nearly trips over his own two feet at the way you grinned at him.

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youruser 10/10 would party again :)

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taracity literally where'd you even go ╰ youruser don't even worry abt it anikayo girl, debrief when??? ╰ youruser soon, trust

ethanisaway 🔒

ethanisaway won my overwatch match with like 20 elims, and my life has never been better

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mmmindy I see walking her home went well ╰ chadsflex WALKING WHO HOME??? ethanisaway yeah, actually taracity only 20 elims...? ╰ ethanisaway i was a little distracted ok.

[roycekeaner]

do u have ethan headcanons?? :))

i do!!! | same note as before - some of these are actual headcanons, some line up with my canon.

he's ftm and he doesn't have much bodily dysphoria, but he has really bad social dysphoria. technically he goes by he / him but he / they is more than allowed, but basically nobody uses those for him because whitechapel is crazy transphobic.

he's also left handed. which isn't important at all it's just a random thing.

ethan scrunches up his nose when he smiles or laughs and he's self-conscious about it so he covers his face a lot when he's happy.

he has general anxiety but also pretty bad separation anxiety. also ocd and hypersomnia !!! he sleeps a lot.

he's kind of super tone deaf. no clue how he pulled off the muse-a-tronic stuff but he did.

literally obsessed with flowers and romantic stuff but he's so bad at being romantic. if you give him flowers his brain will shut off.

he passes out so often because he's anemic !!! also he has white coat syndrome and that's why he's so scared of needles and blood and stuff.

he's shy as all hell but also he's kind of meaner than erica when he wants to be. he's sassy as shit and always has comebacks locked and loaded.

huge space hyperfixation, like, most of his room is space themed. and so is his computer. and his phone.

absolutely hates dusk because he thinks it's creepy and kind of gross.

he's horrible at anything athletic. if you put him in a hockey rink his legs will start shaking like he's a baby deer. just let him sit on the bench, it'll work out best for everybody.

okay i think that's basically all the random stuff :P