#For Dick

[alkallier]

I wont explicitly say what pairs I prefer… but there will be signs

…im honestly just posting random things right now cus I cant really draw at the moment—

[whipbogard]

Anyway

I’m done with BTAA.

Prayer circle for everyone 🥲

[themosthatedbeingg]

[dramatisperscnae]

“this is all hypothetical of course.”

“...Of course.”

is it really tho?

[messi-mooni]

So mad at how long this took

[stantanly]

the sillies

[charmac]

[rainedravens]

"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

[batsandbirdsandothers]

De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick

[shortbcofkoffee]

Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?

Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.

[demonicsuffrage]

The reactions to The Batman part 2 announcements are always so funny on twt

[noodles-and-tea]

Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…

[siracethegreat]

Dick remembered a word to say when people are yelling!! man, I wonder where he learned that...

He does get very upset when he learns it's bad to say,, Bruce isn't mad of course he thinks it's hilarious

[star-pocalypse]

[thecrowthatyellsow]

They heard someone talking shit about Bruce