#Game Of Thrones Crack

[eowyn7023]

Daenerys Targaryen on the Iron Throne .

[ladystoneshart]

random asoiaf social media headcanons:

dany would make those left wing politics/pet grooming videos on tiktok. think like "come trim my bearded dragons nails while we talk about what's happenning in meeren right now" she actulaly studies international politics and has experience with activism so the videos are genuinely informative but she still gets canceled multiple times for, amongst other things: coming from a rich family, abusing her exotic pets (she takes really good care of them) and having a weird boyfriend (more than once).

ramsay kinda blows up on tiktok for making weird and off-putting videos showing his torture basement and bone collection or some shit. everyone thinks it's an elaborate bit but then someone clocks one of his bones as an actual human tibia and people start investigating him on tiktok until the police gets involved. turns out he was an actual serial killer and straight up keeping a girl trapped in his basement. true crime girlies go absolutely nuts over his case and if you open tiktok right now you will see at least 5 different videos talking about it with that fuckass creepy music sound.

myranda royce makes those water mixing tiktoks (you know the ones people put a bunch of random syrups and like red bull in their water to make it "taste good" to the point it can barely be considered water anymore?) while talking about REAL LIFE GOSSIP without bothering to change any names. the only reason she hasn't gotten in trouble for that yet is because she is god's favourite.

jaime makes work out instagram reels on his local gym that are actually barely disguised thirst traps. brienne goes to the same gym as him and gets endlessly annoyed by his bullshit because all his "training advice" is fucking terrible and "uhm some people are ACTUALLY trying to work out here mr. prince charming so if you could PLEASE do this somewhere else I think we would ALL apreciate it" so he starts including her in his videos so she can give some actual work out tips while he just flexes his muscles and tries to look sexy in the background. 99% of his followers are gay men (but he starts getting some queer girls after brienne starts showing up).

I've already talked about cersei being a right-wing grifter/complete menace online but I think that would lead her to becoming this sort of problematic gay icon because she suffers from donald trump disease (simultaneously the worst and funniest person on planet earth). her insane remarks combined with astronomical levels of slay factor turn her into a stan twitter meme (think like a karla sofía gascón or trisha paytas hybrid monster) and she amassess a huge "ironic" following composed of people trying to goad her into (another) mental break down on instagram live and lesbians who are convinced they could fix her if she would just give them a chance (they could NOT). people make thinkpieces on twitter about how you shouldn't interect with her even as a joke because she's clearly a VERY mentally ill woman who thrives on attention but it's no use she's simply too slay to be ignored by the gays.

varys is just deuxmoi.

[amber-laughs]

edric dayne thinking wylla the wetnurse is jon’s mother while simultaneously believing ned and ashara were in love omg ned they’re calling you a whore down in starfall

[saltywinteradult]

ned, cat, jaime and cersei. all four of em should’ve fucked each one of the others at least once. it wouldn’t have solved anything but i do think jaime and cersei could’ve made ned and cat worse and i think that would be funny

[serymn]

Kieran and Ryan reacting to the official Game of Thrones IG posting this pic 😭

Bonus comments:

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

[paloma-nevada]

[wylldebee]

Tourney at Harrenhal AU where Ned, in a rare moment of reckless impulsiveness combined with a big dash of Protective Big Brother feelings, takes the crown of flowers from Rhaegar and places it on his head. He thanks the prince with the calmest face to ever exist. Rhaegar almost falls off his horse in surprise. Ned's siblings doesn't know whether to stare or burst out laughing. Elia is amused. Everyone else is silent, shocked.

[lislemons]

asoiaf characters as posts that remind me of them part 21

[ldrloversblog]

Is this anything?

[olailamajnoon]

At Dick and Barbara's wedding:

Bruce: tears in his eyes but doesn't let it show (it's his son's WEDDING, when did Dick grow up? And how did it happen so fast?)

Damian: fidgety (he picks up on Bruce's mood real quick), starts analyzing who is carrying what weapon (he believes in being One Step Ahead)

Tim: stuffing himself with oysters ("man these things are good") and hacking into the wifi of three neighboring buildings (he needs something to do)

Cassandra and Stephanie: drinking too much champagne and dancing, possibly on the tables, wearing fancy matching tulle bridesmaid dresses

Clark: awkward but jolly, keeps adjusting his glasses, trying to figure out how to tell Lois without getting stabbed that the black lipstick is a bit Too Much, she looks like a mummy who is also a witch

Jason: anxiously prepping for best man speech, still can't believe he got picked, thought it would be Wally

Selina: smiling and milling around carelessly in a drop-dead gorgeous purple dress, she's already stolen Clark's pocket watch but intends to return it because he will probably just be nice about it which will make her feel bad

Dick and Barbara: completely engrossed in each other, holding hands and laughing

the Rains of Castamere starts playing...

Damian: takes out his katana, shouts "reveal yourselves!" and charges towards the couple to shield them with his body

Tim: pauses mid-oyster, sees Damian and raises him by taking out his grapple hook and swinging towards the shrimp instead

Bruce: *what is going on face* (he's never heard of Rains of Castamere), but gathers that Something is Going Down so signals Clark while preparing to remove his Batarangs

Clark: mildly confused, heading towards Bruce, already ready to unbutton his shirt

Dick: shouting "what the fuck who did this" while simultaneously trying to smile and play it off as some banter

Barbara: leaning over the wheelchair helpless and wheezing with laughter

Jason: edges closer to Dick to try to get between him and any threat, feeling guilty for hoping that things would escalate so he wouldn't have to do any public speaking

Steph and Cass: trying to look cool and also normal, debating to try and decide what level of astonishment is expected of them

Selina, humming and a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws while she digs her claws into the two girls' shoulders as they try to flee the scene of the crime

[dipperscavern]

lowkey jon snow is the most likely to be walked like a dog by his wife like i just know. then it’s robb then cregan. like i dont think one loves their wife more than the other but cregan got that DAWG in him like we know he runs a tight ship. but robb and jon r just SIMPS. cregan loves hard dont get me wrong but the other two WORSHIP. robb actively got himself killed by not leaving the woman he loved and jon just has that aura abt him. like when u take in a stray

“cregan got that DAWG in him” why is that kinda…. IM SORRY I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MEN LIKE THEYRE ANIMALS ITS MY FAVORITE PASS TIME

and i’d like to raise a finger ☝️which comes bearing a thought with it (as always with me) the order is perfect — except i’d switch robb and jon. walk with me anon,

i put robb at first because of something i can only explain in terms of water (i sound insane), the main difference between jon & robb is that while they’re both good kings, they react to stress much differently. jon thrives under it and robb is the complete opposite. @cdragons said it perfectly once and i’m paraphrasing here, but she said that jon has been drowning all his life, and robb only began drowning during the war of five kings. i don’t think i could explain this further if i tried.

ANYWAYS, that’s why i’m putting robb first, is because god forgive me for saying such things if you know how to do it right, robb (at that point and time in his life) is very susceptible to being manipulated by someone he loves (well hell, theon walked him like a dog) (no pun intended)

but i do agree with cregan being dead last in any scenario !!! if you’re walking him like a dog it’s because he wants you to (hot.)

[ethnicallymoral]

is this a safe place to say that when people argued about Silco and Vander being brothers in season 1, that my reaction was just ok and?

It’s a post game of thrones society, act like it.

[amber-laughs]

nights watch au but it’s just they work at a movie theater and the enlistment depletion is just streaming services but the white walkers come (barbenheimer) and they suddenly all have to learn how to do their jobs

[deadlyflames]

Random Memes I thought of while listening to World of Ice and Fire

The Ironborn when they find a spooky black kraken chair (made of an unknown substance by unknown people) washed up on the shore:

Garth Greenhand trying to teach some giants how to farm:

the giants:

[vices-aand-virtues]

House of the Dragon + Reductress headlines (13/?)

[paloma-nevada]