#HOW DOES MY BRAIN COME UP WITH STUFF THAT I CAN YAP THAT MUCH ABOUT

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

I say once again, that if I was even a SLIGHTLY better writer, ao3 would not be prepared for me

[kdh-tally]

Have you ever thought about what a Swap AU would be like, where the Saja Boys would be the Hunters and the Huntrixs would be demons (and the boys would have that look of love, especially Mistery and Baby drooling when Zoey lets her hair down (I'm sure Zoey with her hair down must be a beauty and a sin, it's so beautiful)?

Yes, I think about this all the timeeeeeee. I also agree with the whole "Zoey looks fine af with her hair down" idea. Cause imagine she only keeps it up to maintain that bubbly energetic image. Hope i met your expectations :D

First Meeting!

Imagine the scene where the girls first meet the boys but its swapped 💀

The saja boys walking out of the scam doctor’s shop with a whole bag of fake throat juice ( i don’t remember what it was called-) just to come face to face with this duo. 

Zoey and Mira both walking down the alley way, their eyes just barely passing over the boys before refocusing on the path ahead of them.

Now imagine the look on Mystery’s face when he sees her. 

Jaw dropped, eyes wide, bro doesn’t even notice he’s staring till Baby elbows him in the side to pick up his jaw from the ground. 

Zoey is most definitely playing it up, doing a little hair toss as she gossips with Mira. 

Speaking of Mira

Let's say she’s ordering food off her phone 

Just cause she’s a demon and technically doesn’t need food doesn’t mean she won't take the opportunity to enjoy all the food provided.

Human food is better than the demon stuff.

She is listening to Zoey yap, a teeny smirk on her face as she thinks about how easy it’ll be for them to steal souls. 

Romance and Abby have never been so focused in their entire lives. 

Who is this girl? 

Why does her hair colour match??? 

Why is she everything I’ve ever dreamed of?

They’re very much drooling

The first two girls have already gone by, not that any of the boys notice as they’re still entranced. 

Jinu is side-eyeing his other members. “They’re just girls you guys-” his voice is then caught in his throat when he lays eyes on Rumi. 

Now Rumi “casually” passes by Jinu, accidentally brushing his shoulder as she does. 

Jinu, unfocused, gets knocked off balance and falls. 

He’s still staring when Rumi turns back in slow motion~

“Oh..” he hears her gasp innocently, hand reaching out to him, and Jinu swears he can hear his heart beating so fast. 

He reaches out to meet her hand, “Thank-“

She quickly moved her hand to brush off non-existent dust, “Watch where you’re going hm?” she says smugly.

My guy is shocked, watching as she walks of to meet with Zoey and Mira (they girls were most definitely watching in amusement)

“Damn,” Baby scoffs “You guys are down bad”

Finding out they’re demons

When the boys eventually find out the girls are demons, their first move of action is to remain in denial. 

“What do mean they’re demons?”

“Just because they have a dark girl crush concept doesn’t make them evil???”

“Okay so what if they have patterns? Maybe it’s a style choice ☹️”

“You can’t prove that they’re actually stealing souls…”

Romance and Abby definitely stream “Golden” in secret and everyone knows.

Watching the girls perform “How it’s done” set something off in their brain

Jinu glares at the guys whenever he catches them dancing to the song.

“We’re supposed to hate them!” 

The day of the fan sign? 

Mira sits between Abby and Romance (instantly stealing all their attention and distracting them from the fans)

I can see one of them accidentally signing the fans album with Mira’s name instead of theirs just cause they’re so unfocused 

Zoey is happily between Baby and Mystery. 

She’s probably having the most fun out of all of them. 

Instead of her and Mystery “arguing” like in the movie, I feel like Mystery would be too busy unconsciously doing everything to please her. 

This means Zoey is now arguing with Baby (the only Saja Boy who doesn’t seem to be hypnotized by the girls)

“What kind of stage name is Baby?”

“It’s better than your basic one 😒”

Jinu is just trying to live bro

Rumi, who found out about the whole “half-demon” thing earlier, makes it impossible for him to focus. 

She’s out here racing circles into his sleeve where his patterns would be. 

“You’re gonna have to tell them~” she reminds him of the truth he is definitely not ready to face. 

Fans obviously see these interactions and ship-wars ensue. 

Final Battle

Originally i was thinking the girls would sing “How its done” instead of “I’m Your Idol” but that song scratches something in my brain 🥰🥰🥰

Yes, they would sing “I’m your idol.” 

Yes, the other boys would be under their spell.

Baby would be fine  at first… “I won’t fall for this—” halfway through the chorus “...damn it.”

Zoey would 100% have her hair down during the performance.

Imagine her rapping Baby’s verse 😭 😩

Mystery just mumbles “She’s not real. There’s no way she’s real.” as he walks into Gwi-ma’s fire.

If Jinu had watched the performance from the start instead of popping up halfway to beat them he definitely would be under the spell too. 

The fight ensues.

Mira and Zoey are parrying the boys' attack with ease. 

They're almost winning when the fans souls begin to power the boys

Jinu is focused on defeating Gwi-ma but is losing.

And then

Rumi sacrifices herself for him.

Jinu is in tears

What do you mean the only person that understands me is dying???

Mira and Zoey see this and both decide to follow in her footsteps. 

Though they’re demons, I feel like seeing their leader willingly sacrifice herself would make them do it as well. 

They love her too much to live without her, you know?

[chrisisvbun]

Hear me out. Okay what if like. Wade Wilson has a little brother (20-22). Who's trans masc (with top surgery) and is simply the sweetest and softest human being ever and like gives the best hugs ever and Logan can't help but to fall in love with him but wade hates the thought of his sweet baby brother dating the 200+ year old man. So wade makes it his mission to give the reader a bad view on Logan but the reader has too much of a soft heart to hate Logan due to knowing he has gone through a lot. (PLEASE LET IT END IN FLUFF AND CUDDLES🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏)

a/n: oh my dear god your brain. YES. please everyone send more requests. 🙏

sweet. logan howlett x ftm!wilson!reader

a/n: I'm so sorry i took so long, this got longer than expected...

synopsis: logan doesn't want to like wade's brother like everyone else does. he soon realizes that he doesn't, he likes you even more, and wade doesn't like that at all.

cw: slight mention of transphobia, implicit mention of home abuse, reader is really polite and kind, mention of top surgery, smut, oral (v receiving), teasing and fingering, t-shots. worst!wolverine. after deadpool and wolverine. kinda ooc wade and ooc Logan.

words: 4.3k

Logan sighed when Wade mentioned his little brother coming. Who could blame him? The apartment was already small, and the old blind woman, the burnt chicken nugget and the five hundred pound wolverine were already enough for it, even though you were only coming to visit.

It's an important fact that Logan genuinely thought you were a child, like an eight-year-old boy from whom Logan was going to have to run away because he hates kids, so he was very surprised when a twenty-two-year-old man stepped into the apartment with a cute smile on his face.

After that smile, Logan softened a bit, but he still hated the idea of having you around. You hugged your brother and kissed Althea's temple (the woman also seemed to adore you) and Wade began to tell you that Vanessa was yapping his ass out because he wanted to see you. Did everyone in Wade's life love you?

That fact alone made him not like you. He didn't know why, but he wasn't going to fall for your charms, he wasn't going to allow it.

But… he made a few exceptions. Sometimes you would bring a cake or any pastry at all, always with chocolate. And Logan was weak for some chocolate.

So he tolerated you for a tea time with the rest, hearing you talk with that sweet tone you had, giggle and sip from your cup adorably, being simply the cutest. He found himself listening to you, paying your attention, almost forgetting his brownie on the small plate in front of him, and just listening. To that charming tone, the way you moved your hands, how you would laugh when Wade made a joke, how you would smile at Althea and when you smiled at him. Oh, when that smile was for him and just for him. He felt his heart skip a beat.

That night, the image of you was burned in his eyeballs, wherever he looked, your face was there. Fuck, I thought. You managed to get to the soft part of his heart.

You began to stay more since no one complained about your presence. For lunch, even for dinner.

And one night, the night, you stayed over. After dinner, it started to pour rain heavily, and you had come to the apartment on your bike, so it was a dangerous way for you to go home, and Wade offered you the living room couch.

“You can't give him the couch, you fucker.” Logan finally spoke. “He can take my bed, I'll sleep on the couch.”

“But, Logan, there's no need… I can take the couch.” You said with that stupid loving tone.

“I won't fight over a bed, just take it.” Be said roughly and you just nodded, looking up at him when he stood up. “'m gonna record some stuff.” He left the table and went to his room.

You watched him leave, a bit embarrassed about the whole situation. “I just don't wanna cause any trouble.”

“My sweet pumpkin, you are nothing but light in our lives, you don't worry about anything.” Wade hugged your neck from behind and you giggled.

Logan slept on the couch indeed, it wasn't like he hadn't done it before, it just wasn't his preference. He stood up to go to the kitchen and grab a beer, when he opened the fridge he reminded himself of buying more, and when he closed it, you were there.

You had long pajamas trousers, an empty cup in your hands, messy hair and no shirt on, showing the scars under slight your pecs.

“Sorry, it didn't mean to appear like that.” You said with a sleepy voice, but still smiling and being freaking warm.

Logan sighed, but not of annoyance or tiredness, because Jesus H. Christ, the sight of you.

You rubbed your eye and put some water in the electric pot, to make yourself a tea apparently.

“Are you sure you don't want to take the bed?” You looked up at him with soft eyes.

Logan almost stuttered. “No, no, don't worry, kid, 'm good.” He said before drinking a sip of beer. “You couldn't sleep?”

“Yeah, it's hard to sleep sometimes, I have insomnia.” You explained. "What about you?:

“Can't sleep sometimes either. Nightmares.” He have explained.

“Oh, nightmares can be shitty.” You sighed, preparing your tea. “I have them too—well, I used to have them, but now they don't scare me anymore.”

Oh, his damn god, you were so cute and small, why did you have to have nightmares too? His instinct of protecting you just kept getting stronger.

“What were they about?” He asked, leaning against the counter, watching your soft hands prepare the tea.

“Just, you know, when my parents knew I was trans, when I was like… thirteen, or had some shitty years at that house before they kicked me out, then Wade got me to his place and took care of me and all, but those years I had it… pretty bad.” You sighed, taking a sip of your warm drink.

Logan remained in silence for a second before speaking. “I'm sorry.” And he was indeed, he couldn't help it, he wondered why he wasn't there to help him, and the answer was too obvious.

“Oh, don't be.” You smiled sweetly. “I know you went through a lot.”

“You do?” You nodded.

“Wade talks a lot about you.” I giggled. “He wanted me to come over sooner but I couldn't.”

“Why is that?”

You palpated your pectoral. “Top surgery.”

Instinctively, Logan ran his fingertips through the scars of your chest. “Did it hurt?”

You swallowed hard and blushed deeply, your skin getting goosebumps and your chest moving up and down, trying to calm down. And damn, that was a sight, your soft skin reacting to his touch, your chest moving against his fingers.

“I-It didn't hurt much, no…”

Logan smirked. “You're a strong boy?” He asked, and you nodded, looking down at him.

He finally lifted his eyes to you, moving his hands through your stomach to grab your sides and lift you to the counter. “Let me see ya better.”

He removed your cup from your hands and left it aside, slowly going back to caress your scars, you could feel his breath against your chest.

He pressed a slow kiss on the middle of your scar, starting to trace them with kisses.

“Logan…” You mumbled when he opened your legs to get in the middle of them.

“Can't you see I'm busy here, bub?”

I swallowed hard. “S-sorry.” You mumbled shyly.

You ran your finger through his hair in a little moan when he kissed your hardening nipples, sucking them gently as one of his hands moved to the small of your back, making you arch it a bit and keep it close to him.

"Such a sweet chest for a sweet boy like you." He sucked a hickeys next to your nipple before licking over it, making you shiver. "You like that, don't ya? Can smell how much you like it."

He kissed your belly, nibbling at the extra flesh there, making you giggle a bit. Oh, that sweet sound of yours. He lifted his body up to you again, rubbing his big nose against yours.

"M-my brother won't like this.." You said unsure.

Logan shrugged. "He doesn't have to know." He mumbled before kneeling between your legs and using those to pull you to the edge of the counter.

He undid the knot of your pajama pants and let them fall through your legs till your ankles.

He used his broad hands to separate your thighs more for him, finding your pretty, aroused cunt.

He kissed the Venus mount and began to lower his kisses to your folds, he pulled away for a second and used two broad fingers to separate the folds, drinking the sight of it clenching around nothing and getting so, so wet.

"He is desperate for me, isn't he?" He said, talking about your cunt. You shivered and couldn't help but giggle when you realized he called it a "he". "What's so funny? I assumed that a pretty boy like you had to have a pretty boy pussy like this."

You had to stop giggling when he kissed your clit, grabbing it in his mouth to suck it softly. You covered your mouth with one hand because the sound you were about to make was too obscene and loud. You pulled his hair gently to press him against your juicy cunt even more.

After sucking your clit a bit, he didn't waste a second and began lapping and licking your cunt like it was his fucking last dinner.

"Logan, oh god..." You mumbled, thinking you were about to lose your mind as your squeezed his face between your shaking thighs.

Now you had both hands and legs pressing him against you more, your hips starting to buck against his mouth, trying to reach your high. Logan used his broad hands to part your thighs again, his tongue starting to fuck your hole in and out. You pulled his hair and bit your lip hard, you couldn't allow yourself to moan, not even a little bit. He used his thumb to rub your bundle of nerves and made you squirm even more.

"Gosh, you are even sweeter inside.." Logan groaned, going back to assault your pussy, his big nose helping his finger rubbing your clit.

You tried to push him away when you orgasm was close, but he was way stronger than you, so it was useless. Suddenly, he stood up, still grabbing your thighs and with his face still on you, making you lay down so he could basically binge on your cunt.

He used one hand to cover your mouth while the other left your clit aside and began to tap at your entrance.

"Let's see how tight you are." He teased a bit, leaving soft kisses on your clit while he sank and finger inside of you, groaning low. "Dammnit, kid, so freaking warm here. I bet my cock would love you." You shivered at his filthy words. "You like that? You like thinking about my cock ripping you in half?" He smirked, fucking you with his fingers and kissing your clit.

You nodded frenetically, closing your eyes to imagine it was his cock that was fucking you now and not his fingers. When he began to rub the soft spot of your hole, you shook your head, trying to tell him you were about to make a mess.

"Go on, go on, I can feel ya clenching me, bub." He sank himself back on your pussy to suck your clit violently, making you shake and try to pull his hand away and tell him that you were the messy kind.

But it was too late, the knot that had built on your belly had been undone already, and you were squirming all over in Logan's fingers, beard and shirt.

"God, bub, so messy, how cute. Gonna have to clean you good, you are about to start dripping." He gently removed his fingers and looked at you in the eye when he licked them clean, a little sob escaping through your lips now that he wasn't covering your mouth anymore. He clicked his tongue and shook his head. "Tch, tch, tch, no sounds, you don't want your brother to find out, don't you?" You shook your head. "Then be quiet."

You cried low when he began to gently lick your cunt clean, leaving soft kisses, making you whimper and babble. "Wanna taste yourself?" He asked with a smirk, you tilted your head to the side, slightly confused before he pressed his lips against your furiously. Gosh, how much stamina did that man have? You tasted the sweet flavor of your orgasm and blushed. "Yeah? Does it taste good, kiddo?" You nodded. "C'mon, get to your room before your brother suspects." He palmed your thigh as he kissed your temple. You obediently nodded and stood up with wobbly legs, making Logan chuckle, but quickly went back to your room like a little bunny.

(...)

The next morning, you can feel that Logan is slightly clinger than usual —the usual being nothing—. He used the cereal that you mentioned once that you liked for your bowl, and ruffled your hair, making you blush. He let you borrow a flannel shirt because of the sudden drop in temperature, and even made you a coffee to go. So he just needed to suck your cunt to start being nice? Good to know.

But Wade didn't allow any of these actions to slide, he frowned everytime you two shared a smile or when he made you blush. When Wade grabbed you to the hall with him to take you home like a good big brother, you saw that look in his eyes and you knew you were in trouble.

"What in the fuck helluva is going on with the wolv-mean?" He crossed his arms before even starting the car, after letting you put your bike on the back seat.

You blushed. "What are you talking about?"

"Don't play silly with me, you little filthy shit, you are having fantasies with the old bear." You blushed even more.

You knew you couldn't hide anything from him. "Not just fantasies..."

Wade stopped the car from leaving the parking lot, his mouth falling open as he looked at you. "Where?"

"The counter."

"When?"

"Last night?"

"What?"

"He ate me out."

He gasped loudly, horrorized, before putting a curious expression "Was he good?"

"Amazing."

"Wait— no!" He said quickly, starting to drive again. "Just so you know, you are not coming back to the apartment again."

"What?! Wade!" You complained.

"I can't have you around if Logan is going to start taking advantage of my little tiny weeny brother!"

"He didn't take advantage of me! I'm twenty-two!"

"And he is like, two hundred years old, you are like ten percent of his age!"

"Actually is eleven—"

"I don't wanna hear it!" I raised a hand. "You are not coming back until Logan knows how to behave with a minor!"

"I'm not a minor!" You felt like he wasn't even listening to you. "C'mon, Wade! You know I never have guys around, let me have a little fun."

"I let you have fun... not with my two-hundred-year-old mutant roommate!"

"UGH, you are such a pain in my ass!" You pulled your hair slightly. "Stop the car, I'm going home by myself."

"But the street is still wet!"

"So was my cunt yesterday night." You heard Wade gasp as you grabbed your bike and left.

(...)

No calls from Logan. A lot of calls from Wade. You wanted to fucking die.

Your brother was serious when he said you weren't allowed to step into his apartment again, you forgot your toothbrush and he insisted that he would give it to you by himself, but you told him you didn't want to see him, so after another fight, he mailed it to you.

You never bad big fights with Wade, but he was getting under your skin. Of course, you could understand him being so protective over you, but you thought he trusted Logan, and you didn't think Logan could be that bad. He seemed sweet, very, very, very, very deep inside. But it was something.

You wanted to live that kind of romance, that troupe that you only saw in sitcoms, romcoms, or fan fiction. Falling in love with your brother's best friend. Well, in love is a big statement. Sleeping with your brother's friend, although you liked Logan. He was cool, a mysterious, serious, nonchalant man, with a broad chest and arms, the veins that ran through them, you wanted to fucking nibble his arm like a chewing toy—

Back to the point, you wanted Logan, your brother didn't want you to want Logan, but did Logan want you too? You sighed in your bed when you started to think about that. Gosh, you begged for this to not be one sided like your last relationships.

On the other hand, Logan felt like a teen. In fewer words, there wasn't a night he wasn't jerking off with the thought of you, that little cute face you made as you came, the taste of you, the way you squirmed against him, everything was just a lot. He couldn't help it, every time he closed his eyes, that sight of you was there, and his cock would just begin to get harder and harder until he couldn't take it anymore. He would get even harder at the memory of his fingers inside of you, as he pumped his cock, he would squeeze a bit more his hand around it, trying to imagine it was your warm, tight cunt. "Such a pretty filthy boy..."

He wanted to hold you as he fucked you slowly, soothing you while you whined and cried for his big cock. Tell you it was okay, tell you that he was going to stay with you, to hold you forever if you wanted to, if you asked him to. Please, ask him to.

He felt like a stupid kid, hugging his pillow against his chest, thinking it was your pretty, little frame, with that sweet, strong cologne you always wore, lingering in his nostrils still. That masculine, sensual smell.

Finally, you decided to answer Wade calls, which were received with a dramatic relief from your brother.

“What do you want now?” You sighed.

“Look, I'm sorry about what happened, I shouldn't have told you that you couldn't be with the mean wolvie.” He sighed back, you let him talk. “But, it's just that I need you to understand that… he does that stuff all the time.”

“Stuff?” You frowned.

“Yeah, he always brings boys and girls home, and does his stuff with them for a few days before he just… stops talking to them.”

You thought for a second, your brother wouldn't lie to you, and it was real that Logan was a very hot person, everything sounded real.

“Understand me, baby bro, I just… don't want you to get hurt, and I don't want Logan to be the one that hurts you, he is my friend, my peanut, but if he hurts you, of course, I would take your side.” He explained, and you believed him.

Your brother was everything you had, how would you not believe him? He wanted to protect you.

“I understand, I'll move around. I know you want to protect me, I'm sorry that I didn't answer your calls…”

“Oh, baby bro, don't worry your little mind about it, I understood.” His tone made you smile. “You can come over any time, just… keep your distance with peanut, alright?”

“Alright.” You chuckled.

And that happened. You began to go with Wade to have breakfast at his place, to play video games, sometimes you would just go to read or to draw. But ignoring Logan. All the time.

Logan, even though he didn't show it, was happy to see you there. But the second you were polite and quiet with him, he wanted you out again. He preferred to dream about you rather than seeing you disinterested in him, and he hated it.

He wanted you to be close to him, not in a sexual way (even though he wanted that too), he wanted everything to be like the morning after the kitchen encounter, with him having the chance to be close and clingy with you like he secretly is with his partners. Not like he had many in this dimension, not to say that he didn't have any.

It hurt him. Too much for his liking. Was he falling? he begged to not be falling for you, because you weren’t paying attention to him, it would only mean more pain for him.

Still, he tried, he tried to approach you more, which only confused you more. So you asked Wade.

“He is obviously just trying to have his way with you again. Just keep ignoring him like you've been doing, you're doing a good job.”

You sighed because you craved Logan's touch too, you longed for his big hands grabbing you again. And you thought you were being easy to manipulate, that you were about to fall on his tramp and that you had to run away, even though you wanted to cling to him like a tick to a dog.

One night, Wade had gone out, and Logan wasn't home either. According to your brother, Logan wouldn't be home till very late, so you got surprised when he came in at the apartment an hour after Wade had left. You were laying on the couch, playing video games with a bowl of salty popcorn on your side.

“Hey.” He said, knowing that was his chance.

“H-hey…” You swallowed.

“Can… can we talk, for a sec?” He said, suddenly timid.

You frowned at the manners he had, because they were nothing like Wade had told you they were.

“Ahm, yeah, sure.” You paused your game and let him sat next to you.

“So, ahm… I don't do this, and I don't want to be the invasive type, and maybe I'm too old and these are the new ways your generation has to— to flirt and stuff.” He started. “But… did anything happen? I mean, I thought after… that night, everything was fine, that we were both satisfied about how everything went— I mean, I was happy.”

You wanted to say that you have been happy too, that it was one of the best nights you had, but you remained in silence, letting him talk.

“And I didn't understand… why did you got so distant, I just got confused, and, again, I don't know if it's a new way of flirting, I haven't been with… many people.” He scoffed a bit. “So… I just want to know.”

“Wait, you haven't been with many people?”

He hesitated a bit before talking. “It's a… fancy way of saying I haven't been with anyone since I got here.”

You frowned and looked away from him, thinking. Wade lied? To you? it had to be some type of mistake.

“But… But Wade— he told me that… that you had partners here all the time.”

Now Logan was the one frowning. “Maybe he meant that he is trying to make me bring more partners here.”

“No, he literally said that you always had partners here, boys and girls, and you had a thing with them for a few days before ignoring them, so Wade told me to not approach to you, which I—”

“Wait, Wade said what?” He frowned, but not with confusion. With anger.

“Yeah, he didn't want me to get hurt by you, so he… he told me to keep my distance.” You explained.

He closed his eyes, huffing. “That fucking liar…” He sighed before looking at you again. “That's not true, kid, I… I'm not with tons of people all the time, and I don't want that either, I…” He began to get red out of embarrassment.

You giggled. “You want to be with me?” You tilted your head to the side, trying to find his eyes again. He nodded with an embarrassed frown, you smiled with excitement.

“Is that okay?” He asked unsure.

“It is, but… there's something I need to do first.”

(...)

Wade opened his room door and quickly slipped, hitting his head with the ground.

“Goddamnit, what?!” He complained, noticing an odd feeling of his body on the floor. The whole room floor was covered in a layer of oil. “What the fuck?! Logan!?”

“Not Logan. Me.” You crossed your arms, he tilted his head back to look at you. “Maybe hitting your head can make you realize how stupid and selfish you were when you lied about Logan.”

He sighed. “Baby bro..”

“Why, Wade? You know I trusted you.”

“I just… I really enjoyed you coming g here to see me, and… I was scared that if you got into something with that hairy old man, you would only come in here to see him and I would be left aside.” He said in a slight sad tone.

“Wade, that's so freaking stupid.” You frowned. “You are my brother, the only family I have left, why would I do that to you?”

“Yeah… it was stupid…” He tried to stand up but failed, you swallowed a chuckle while he sighed. “I'm sorry, baby bro.”

“Alright, I forgive you. But good luck trying to get Logan's forgiveness.” You said, helping him to stand up.

“I could think about something…”

(...)

“Hi.”

You screamed when Logan appeared behind you in the kitchen of your apartment.

“What the fuck are you doing here?! You almost gave me a heart attack!” You put your hand on your chest.

He laughed a bit. “Sorry, kiddo.” He hugged you from behind, putting his head on your shoulder.

“How did you got in my apartment?”

He raised his hand, the tingling sound of keys calling your attention. “Wade gave me a copy of the keys.”

“That's creepy… but I guess you forgave him.” You ran your hands through his strong arms.

“After this, I did.” He nuzzled his nose on your neck.

“You wanna stay?” You giggled. “I'm making pasta.” You talked low as you nuzzled your head on his temple, he nodded.

You tried to remove yourself a bit, but his embrace stopped you. “Logan—”

“Sh.” He shushed you. “A little longer please.”

The pasta got overcooked, but he finally got his cuddles, because how could you say no to him?

[blubunz]

YAP SESSION 3

— RE chars in general x gn! reader

《MINORS DNI!》

Tags: Sex. Just casual stuff nothing crazy. RE characters includes: Leon , Carlos, Ashley, Jill, Chris, Ada, Luis. Claire is mentioned but I don't write anything horny abt her.

A/N: I have a hunch I'm actually gonna be sick un,, not feeling so great. This is just what j think if it's based on normal stuff like no fucked up messed up situations whatever, just casual lovers making love and what they like.

Consensual.

Ok now that's out of the way, I have some preference in minds, obvi they're purely just my opinions.

Leon is like, the guy who swings with whatever you want. Rough? Yeah. He'll go feral. Gentle? Ok. He'll be so sweet, even moan for you I'd you want to hear them, in which most of the readers in my fic would love. Most of the time it's just you, you, you. Him asking you what you want. Princess treatment or absolutely feral, he doesn't have one in mind, he's just on board with whatever you want and if you don't say anything, he'll ask you what you want anyway while kissing your cheeks so sweetly.

Carlos,, grhfrgrhgrh, he's so bite-able. I think he's the soft type. Like, he can be rough, but most times, he chooses not to if you don't specify anything. He absolutely loves seeing you just getting satisfied and happy, so yes, he'd go rough if that's what you want, just not without you saying. Even when you did something bad, or if you hit him when youre on top, he'd just melt and cradle you in his arms, kissing you, and you two would have some cuddle-fuck session. In my mind, Carlos is very emotional and sentimental in his love life. I can ramble on about the same thing over and over, how he's an absolute king in showering you with too much affection.

Slapping? You're into that, but Carlos is scared of hurting you. Bondage? He doesn't want to see ropes burn into your skin, the only thing should be on your body are his marks and hickies.

So anyways, his biggest turn-on is seeing you getting so, so satisfied. This might make him indulge in overstimulation however, he keeps making you cum and seeing your brain melting after each orgasm. That's right, you don't have to think, just be happy of what Carlos is giving you — pure love and affection.

I don't get much thoughts fron other characters in a sexual way, but I'll think about it like rn. Both Leon and Carlos are hot to me so obvi they're like,, um, long, and,, the first ones I write about.

I think Ashley would be some vanilla stuff, and if you two both try to go into some kinky stuff, things just gets awkward because both of you never really know how to do it professionally, and then you two would just laugh and watch a movie.

Jill is like,, ohmygod,, she's so ourhrorhrirug. The Jill in my mind is like, into the casual stuff, but she prefers handling you as well. She mainly wants to see every once of your reaction so mind you usually sex with Jill will never be a quickie, she doesn't do it slow, but rather she just does a lot of things to finally let you go.

For Claire. No, idk, I never think of her in that way and when i think about it now,nothing comes to mind. I love her character! I just don't associate her with these horny stuff so no.

Chris, big beef guy, I like him too! I think he'd enjoy handling you like Jill. Ok, so he's be like, usually, dominant and rough, hed praise you though, but hes very rough, and he enjoys using his strength to let you know who's in charge. but like, you can put him down no matter how strong you are. One word, one pleading look and you got him all soften up and asking you if you needed anything. Usually, he's never the one to initiate too, he respects you and only fucks you when you want to. If he's horny and you're not then he's holding it in, not even letting you know. If he's not and you are, then, obviously he has the need to satisfy you in every way he could.

Ada is like, I think with how she is in the games, she'd know what you're into by now. You're an open book to her and she can read you. You didn't even have to ask, it's like she knows. It creeps you out honestly, sometimes, at how every time she knows what you need. Maybe she keeps track every month? She knows your kinks too, and when you talk to her, she's like,, "I know,," sometimes she surprises you during sex, turning the usual sex into one imof your kinks. She enjoys seeing you surprised following with the high amount of pleasure that follows suit.

Luis. A bottom.

[silliestgirlintheworld]

The demons in my brain refused to let me rest until I drew Phyuri so here you go :)

(some headcanons under the cut bc I love yapping)

I feel like Dani and Fi during the peak of their career would accidentally get slotted into the 2010's niche of "not like other girls" content and they'd both have really complicated feelings about it, especially due to their sexualities and how they each feel about gender.

It would confuse Fi, as she doesn't want to imply that she thinks less of women around her but she also feels deeply uncomfortable with expressing herself femininely. She knows she wants to dress more masc and explore that part of herself (butch fi forever!!) but she lacks the self confidence, so for most of the peak of their career she just comes off as very uncomfortable with femininity in an internalized misogyny sort of way. Cue think pieces about how "Fi is setting a bad example for young girls by not embracing her womanhood" and extremely uncomfortable viewers pick my outfits videos where she's forced into dresses. Eventually after cutting all her hair off in 2018 and coming out she'd figure things out and be much happier and more free and I think a lot of people would feel bad about how she was treated while she was trying to work shit out.

I think Dani would lean into it, the idea of being "not like other girls" feels very in line with old danisnotonfire sketches and it would be a way of coping with feeling like she can't measure up to the societal expectations of women as a deeply closeted lesbian. She'd dress femme in a 2010's tumblr grunge sort of way and wear a lot of makeup but it would never feel fully authentic. Post coming out this would all fuck with her head, both in terms of reckoning with a lot of problematic rhetoric she spread due to her internalized misogyny, and also now she finally feels free to express herself how she wants, but what does she even want? I think Dan in every universe would always have some gender stuff going on and I can clearly in my mind imagine Dani going on tangents about how differently straight girls and lesbians express their own femininity and whether or not she even wants to be feminine at all deep down because her only experience with it is years trying to conform to heteronormative ideals of what femininity is whilst closeted. She's on a long journey to figure out a form of expression that feels right to her and I don't see her identifying as a femme lesbian because I think no version of Dan would want to fully commit to a label and she's got her own secret third thing going on. Danigender.

[fudanshidoublevision]

It's pretty funny how the three love interests have something in common 。。。。besides their obvious interest (Haley) and obsession (Double Vision and Ray) towards the MC of the game.

The three of them smoke, which might be something banal for some but I like to hold into small details like these and make up stuff.

Haley takes smoke breaks, Ray smokes when he is in your apartment and Double isn't shown smoking in the game but he does on his birthday illustration. ᶘ ⊙ᴥ⊙ᶅ

Not sure if that was on purpose or just a coincidence but either way, it makes sense to me.

Ray, especially, the fact that he smokes.

Considering that he spent most of his pre-teen and teenage years until he was 18 years old living with Steel Sheriff and remember, Steel Sheriff is a shitty person and a BAD influence, so it makes sense that maaaybe that bad habit was influenced by that horrendous man and Ray took a hold into it.

Ray strikes me as the type of guy who's addicted to nicotine and honestly? I don't blame him at all, that man went through so much shit since he came out of his mother's womb so if he EVEN chain smokes, it wouldn't faze me at all.

Not sure if Ray smokes only at night but someone dear to me does and well, the only time of the day Ray is completely free of any duty is at night, as far as i've seen? Also, smoking at night sounds...right to me, he takes notice of you and opens the window so he isn't stinking up your place...which is surprising, the only smokers I know always smoke in secluded places and I can smell it all the way into my bedroom. ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ

I'm aware that nicotine has some benefits but we are talking about Ray, who is freaking Binary Star, HIS ABILITY???? EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. /j This man does not GAF about the side effects or the benefits of smoking. Out of the three I believe that Ray is free from any illnesses or any type of side effects, heh.

Now, Haley, they are shapeshifter...? Correct me if I'm wrong, im an amateur on the Haley department. Crazy idea but imagine if they smoke on their cat form, holy fucking shit. Their brain, gastrointestinal system or even their heart is not safe though...but I believe that they can easily shift into any animal with the strongest lungs ever and live another day without being worried about any complications? Huh, this sounds batshit crazy so I think I'll stop writing this part.

Like Ray, Haley seems to smoke as a sedative, what if they smoke herbal cigarettes? Also, I believe that they can easily quit if they want to (heh, now that I'm reading this part i forgot that this is something most addicts say, LOL.) , which I beg to differ when it comes to Ray or Double, I don't judge them, just an observation I guess.

At last, my favorite character and current obsession, Double Vision.

Cigarette smoking, yeah but what about vaping? He looks like the type of guy that would vape or maybe is it too tame for him? Maybe he wants something stronger. Wait, does anyone really need a reason to smoke? ಠಿ_ಠ

People say that vaping is less hazardous than smoking but to me? It's the same thing, most e-cigarretes contain nicotine but yeah, you are inhaling smoke from burning tobacco when you smoke a cigarette. I don't know anything about vaping. It's pretty popular in my country though, never tried it but my friend told me that vaping feels and tastes different from smoking, so I believe their judgement.

Forgive my yapping, like I was saying! He isn't safe from the lung cancer, at all. Yeah, this man can do sick tricks with the smoke, for sure... I'm not going to name any because I might be wrong but you name it and maaaaaaaybe he would be capable of doing it, if you can do something for him back, of course. Oh, I'm 100% sure this freakazoid throws the smoke in your face on purpose, I find that hot actually...if only my nostrils and eyes could say the same about that. If he does that, I'll be coughing like I have asthma until I die.

Hmm, I can't think of when he started smoking...maybe on his teenage years? After all, I think it was at that time that he started to get along with shady people and ugly business. The power of influence and their ambience might be a big factor of this habit on these guys. Heavy on Ray.

That's everything I could think of. For now.

If you are a real person, don't smoke, I guess?. Do whatever you want BUT DON'T BE TELLING ANYONE THAT TUMBLR USER fudanshidoublevision encouraged you to do it.

If you are fictional character, yassss smoke all you want beautiful inexistent individual, you don't exist after all!

GODDAMN!!!!!! I MIGHT START SMOKING RIGHT NOW IF I CAN LOOK THIS HOT 😍😍😍 GIVE ME THAT CIGARETTE 🔥🔥🔥

[strawbiecream]

hello welcome to spoon yapping about johnjane headcanon. today he will talk about their scars because 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

cw / tw: blood

copy pasting from a ramble i had on discord with a friend (and adding more stuff)

They gave each other matching scars as souvenirs

John's scars are from Jane's self defense (i mentioned this like a few times before in my other posts). This process happens right after Jane lands a few hits on his right eye which was quick because the open wound makes it easier for the corruption to further sink in, spread across his body and try to mix itself with his blood. Jane witnesses that happening before her eyes and shes horrified then the next thing that happens is the spectre arriving then forsook him (time briefly paused when the spectre took john away, making him mysteriously disappear in front of her)

About how it got to him so fast.. im shit at explaining so im gonna say that the wound was closer to his brain making it easier to reach his mind in order to fuck him up. Oh and the corruption sucking in his blood to help it thrive within his body. Enrichment. It also stopped the bleeding so.. thanks..??

About the red eye, it replaces his blind eye and the vision uhm id say it has a little bit of red tint but other than that its blurry for john cause his eyesight is already fucked up and the corruption is making it worse. He relies on error404 a lot and through sensing the survivors fear to locate them (fear drives him crazy and making him more aggressive / prone to aggression)

its gonna haunt her everyday from now on

I didnt draw Jane so ill use this one again

she almost died that day after taking a few hits from john, thank god she got that kitchen knife to protect herself or else she wouldnt be able to make it.

i love thjs so much

After john was forsooked shes barely holding on but her blood also got some corruption on it which it kinda mixed with her own blood and it helped her sucking some of the blood in (enrichment), since her wounds arent as close to the brain as john is so she is okay-ish and the influence of the corruption doesnt do much to her (it isnt as overwhelming as john's corruption) but made her somewhat numb and at times making her feel a shockwave of pain. The wound on her neck hurts the worst, and sometimes panting a little bit could make it hurt

She tries her best to hide the scars at first, then she doesnt really care anymore since whay else is there to cover up, she has nothing to lose

Also she regularly changes her bandages. Even though it doesnt bleed anymore but it kinda hurts when the fabric of the clothes brushes against the wounds

Extra stuff about jane

Theres a funny thing abt this, basically the killers with survivor detecting ability cant spot jane at all (including john's error404) shes completely hidden, like there wont be an orange highlight around her

But if shes in a round with john doe and the corruption in her blood decides that this is a good time to make her feel physical pain and randomly goes active, john will be able to sense her although the feeling is faint like the wind that brushes behind u

If john gets closer to her he will be able to see a few red particles on her body but only him can see it

Unrelated but jane is ambidextrous

Thats all thabks for coming to my yapfest

[ahhhhhhhghghhhgg]

TWST x autistic reader

OCTAVINELLE

Other dorms: Pomefiore(coming soon), Octavinelle(your here), Scarabia(coming soon), Heartslabyul(posted), Savanaclaw(coming soon), Diasomnia(coming soon), Ignihyde(coming soon)

In this fic the reader will represented as (name) and will use gender neutral pronouns, the reader in this fic is not Yuu the reader is just a dorm member of octavinelle (you can have whatever backstory you want, the only thing specific is that you have autism) also this is based of my personal experience with autism but that doesn’t mean all autistic people act the way the reader in the fic does.

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Azul 🐙

as Azul is the house-warden he knows from the start that you have autism (having autism would be on you IEP or 504 plan which teaches and houses-wardens are required to read) he’d know that means you’d have a hard time with certain things so he’d have you work in the lounge accordingly, as you have a hard time with crowds hed have you work in the kitchen rather than waiting tables, he would also give you a break whenever you ask or even if he can tell your getting overwhelmed/overstimulated (he’ll even let you sit in his office) Azul is very perceptive so he’s pick up on your tell’s really easily, he also makes an effort to not seem annoyed if you need him to repeat or explain something again. He’s very supportive!

Azul: “(name) why are you lying on the kitchen floor?”

You: *you are lying face flat on the floor* “muffled groan”

Azul: “Can you answer me or would you prefer I leave?”

You: “…The tiles are cold… and my brain is loud”

Azul: “…Want me to get floyd to squeeze you?”(For the pressure)

You: “…Yes please”

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Floyd 🦐

Floyd definitely wouldn’t know at first, he’d take you avoiding eye contact and fidgeting as you being intimidated by him, most people are. He’d keep around you though, he finds your reactions and stimming interesting. Sometimes you’d seem really nervous then you’d ask him to squeeze you (for the pressure) and he wouldn’t think twice about it lol. He’d wonder why azul gives you “special treatment” and he’d whine about it to azul so much he had to tell Floyd about your autism. Floyd was just like 0-0. Nothing changed about how he interacted with you after that, maybe he was just a little bit less loud than usual around you.

You:“Floyd?”

Floyd:“Yeah shrimpy?”

You:“Can you… squeeze me… like really hard?”

Floyd: “SAY LESS‼️” *doesn’t even think about it and gives you the most bone crunching hug ever*

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Jade 🍄

jade would know pretty much right away, like azul he’s extremely perceptive and he would notice when things get too overwhelming, he’s silently help from the sidelines, if he could tell a task was overwhelming you he’d ask you to handle something he had to do and insist on finishing up your task in the meantime. He’d bonk Floyd for ya if he’s being too loud and if anyone ever made fun of you about your autism… let’s just say the next day they would be profusely, apologizing to you. I feel like jade would gift you things like long rubber gloves for when you have to wash the dishes at the lounge so that the stuff doesn’t touch you and set off your sensory issues, and he’d be happy to yap about your hyper fixations with you (as long as he gets to yap about mushrooms)

Jade: “I discovered a Death cap mushroom on my hike recently, did you know the death cap is responsible for most fatal mushroom poisonings? It looks similar to edible mushrooms like Caesar's mushroom, and can taste pleasant So people often eat it by mistake”

You: “Did you know A new species of titanosaur (Titanomachya gimenezi) was just discovered? It was named after Dr. Olga Giménez, the first female paleontologist to study the dinosaurs of the Chubut province. The dinosaur is estimated to have weighed about 7 tons!!”

*Jade and you yapping*

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I hope you enjoyed this fic!!!!

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[givekennyabreak]

Overthinking. (Jade Herrera x GN!reader)

Summary: Jade is needy, you're busy - he finds a way to distract himself and give you a break.

Word Count: 1.05K

Rating: E. Sorry guys

Warnings: canon compliant swearing, Jade complains a lot, dom!reader, sub!Jade, handjob (Jade receiving), use of coconut oil as lube (yes), soft make out, dumbification if you squint, post nut cuddles, Jade is soft but reader is softer for him. No spoilers!

Request: "asking (not at all desperately) for something maybe?? kinda spicy with jade HES TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN ISTG"

Jade Herrera is not a person - he's an experience.

That's what you always say, whenever people comment on how you stand the guy the whole day (and nights, too). That being said, you've learned how to counter his attacks and avoid being distracted by him all the time.

When he slides up beside you at the greenhouse, just about to open his mouth to yap away, you shove a heavy sack of veggies for him to take to Tian-Chen down at the diner - you know she'll ask him to wash and peel most of them, and he can't say no to her.

When he sits beside you near the gas station slash bar, you just gotta show him you're mixing some fertilizer and he'll shut up to avoid the smell, just staying near you in absolute silence as you do your stuff.

When he barges into your room late at night, just stuff his mouth with a piece of underwear and he'll behave the whole night, even giving you peace the next day, as he wakes up way too tired to try and pull any shit.

But there are times where he just cannot be shaken - he's like a cat who demands your attention with every fiber of its being, but loathes asking for it. So he does what he does best - talk.

"I swear I tried to talk to him, but he just keeps going 'fuck off!' and storms away to god knows where because, apparently, he's needed somewhere all the time, and it's not like I haven't managed to-"

You sigh, sat in your room, a few hours left till sundown. You're trying to figure out the amount of potato peels you'll need for the next sack of compost, your pencil hovering above the paper, a 53 jotted down - 53 what, again?

"So I took his violin, but then he took it back and threatened me!"

"Jade," You say, noting how he hopped from some situation with Boyd to another situation with Victor. This wide range of random speech meant one thing. "C'me here."

The soft, but slightly stern tone of your voice got the man shutting up immediately. He hesitated for a few seconds, looking around your room - as if he did not know every single detail: from the angle your desk aligned to your bed, to the five pictures you had hanging on the wall.

"Stop stalling." You hiss, and he stumbles your way, cheeks flushed and eyes wide.

"'m here." Jade whispers, looking down at you. It doesn't take him much to break: a single finger pointing to the middle of the bed, and the way you lock your door as soon as he lays down.

His cock is already straining under his jeans, a hard outline on the otherwise unsuspecting fabric.

"D'you have so much in your head that you just cannot be quiet this once?" You ask, slowly crawling up the bed. You can see him visibly shiver, skin flushing as he knows what is about to happen.

"My head is always full. You're the only one who listens." He whispers, and your heart squeezes painfully in your chest, any words that threatened to come out died in your throat.

You breathe in slowly, eyes softening a little.

"Then, let's empty out this pretty little head."

His head thumps back against the mattress as your hands deftly unbutton his pants, tugging them down and off his lower body completely. His underwear isn't tight or sexy or anything of the sort, but a comfortable silk pair that's easy to remove as well.

Now, with his lower body completely naked, you stop right above him - hands on either side of his head, legs straddling his thighs.

"Just let go." You whisper softly, rubbing at the seemingly permanent crease on his forehead. "Let it all out, if just for now."

Jade exhales slowly, placing his hands on your waist. A small smile shows on his lips. "Do your worst."

That's all you need to swoop down, claiming his lips with your own. He groans, fingers trailing under your shirt and settling on the skin of your stomach.

"Slow down," You whisper against his lips, one hand holding your body up, while the other skirted down his navel.

While speaking those words, your own body betrayed your line of thought - you lathered his cock with some coconut oil you got lying around, fingers trailing up his length; he groaned, head tilting back and curls splayed over the pillow as his breathing picked up.

Jade's cock was flushed an angry red, precum pooled on the slit of his tip, slowly dripping down to help your hand glide smoothly.

"If I slow down any more I'll just- stop." He bit back, fingers forming faint bruises on your skin. He looked up at you, eyes glistening with tears. "I don't want to stop."

You almost stilled altogether; he looked so vulnerable, so open - it's as if he had his own hand wrapped around your chest, ready to squeeze at a moment's notice.

"I won't stop." You mutter, leaning down and peppering kisses all over his face. "I promise."

You pumped your hand, lips meeting his over and over again, and he slowly let his thoughts float away - replaced by the torturous pleasure building up at the base of his spine. A myriad of swear words left his mouth as he came all over your hand, reaching up deliriously to kiss you while his thighs trembled.

"That's it. Let it all go." You whisper, nosing at his jaw.

"I'm gon' nap." Jade grumbled, grimacing as you used an old shirt to clean up his mess. As you tossed it in some corner of your room, he pulled you down, arms wrapping tightly around your form. "And you're gonna join me."

You huff out a laugh, wrapping your own armas around his waist. "I've got no choice?"

"None. Just enjoy it." He mumbles, leaving a wet kiss on your temple.

"Sleep well, Jade."

He is an experience, indeed.

Loud, snappy, and sometimes downright crazed - but loving, smart, caring about others so much he ends up hurting himself.

That's Jade - and you wouldn't trade it for the world.

Author's note: Anon, you asked for some spice and my brain just went the explicit route. I hope you don't mind

[crazylittlejester]

making a beeline towards you

I AM IN A WIND AND WARS MOOD, MY MIND IS JUMBLED RIGHT NOW BUT MAY I ASK THAT YOU SHARE SOME STUFF ABOUT THEM?? HCS?????? I LOVE TO HEAR YOU YAP I LOVE TO LISTEN YOU I LOVE IT

runs away frantically because my lunch period is ending as we speak

I GOTCHU I LOVE TO YAP!!

- They’re the yapper listener duo. They’re BOTH yappers, to be so clear, but Warriors will listen to whatever Wind wants to tell him, and he’ll make sure to ask a few questions too which makes Wind so so happy because then he knows Wars was really listening

- Wars has had to quickly put a hand on Wind’s shoulder and steer him in another direction to stop him from walking off a cliff, into a tree, straight into a lake, etc. before. several times

- I hc Wars’s hair is naturally pretty curly and while he DOES straighten it, he also knows how to care for curly hair. Wind’s hair is a hell of a lot curlier than his is, and Wind just has no idea what he’s doing so he’s kept it short because that was just easier to manage despite the fact that he doesn’t like it, and Warriors taught him how to care for it so it wouldn’t turn into a tangled mess

- Wars can cook like. 6 total meals (because he eats the same six things and didnt feel the need to learn how to make anything else) but he and Wild both tried to make Wind’s favorite dish from back home when he was feeling sad one day, and it wasn’t the same but Wind loved it so much Wars had to make it again. And again. And again, until eventually it became a seventh safe dish for him

- I hc Wars’s first language is the hyrulian equivalent of portuguese and Wind’s is spanish, and they’re similar ENOUGH that they can sort of understand each other (the number of years between their eras and how languages change over time has added in a few complications as well)

- Wind can cuddle up next to Wars in the middle of the night (after kicking his foot a few times and as long as Wars is at least 25% awake and not completely unconscious) without ever having to fear spooking him and getting punched, and it IS partially to do with how short he is and Wars’s barely awake brain will just register him as “child”, but also he just has such distinct mannerisms that Wars can usually just figure out its him. Time and Twi both have accidentally gotten punched before and Wind rubs this in their faces

- Wars cannot swim for shit but he refuses to let Wind know this because he knows he’ll never hear the end of it

- Legend and Wars BOTH know how to sew and will mend the chain’s clothes, but Wind always goes to Wars because he knows Wars won’t grumble and complain about him when he LITERALLY hovers over his shoulder the entire time and just watches because he’s curious

- Wind one time challenged Wars to a race and beat him and chooses only the most annoying times to bring this up, and it completely crushes Wars’s ego every time. He got beat by a kid 14 years younger than him, he lays awake thinking about it sometimes

- Wars gave Wind a journal to help organize his thoughts because thats what works for him, and the two of them love learning so much they will point out cool new exciting things to each other as they walk through new eras

- Wind is an older brother and even though Wars is twice his age he will be unable to resist the big brother urge to take care of people and he’ll go cheer him up. He doesn’t understand what Wars went through, and he has no idea whats causing Wars to struggle with EVER because Warriors will not tell him, but Wind just coming to sit by him and draw near him means so much to Wars that it really does end up cheering him up a bit. At the very least, listening to Wind draw is grounding enough to help give him something to tether himself to

[dirtsoilmulch]

I saw ur tags on my post and consider….Autistic Nick…like high functioning, smells and gross stuff being sensory issues, having stims like smokin and fidgeting with his gun and/or rings, his shirt being silk cause texture issues etc etc. but curious about ur takes about the gangs neurodivergence! :3c I think Ellis being ADHD is canon for sure lol

WOOOO I GET TO YAP ABOUT MY FAVS HUZZAH:

nick:

definitely picky sensory-wise, but decent and high functioning socially. maybe a bit too blunt but it comes off as he's just a bitch instead of he's just autistic (those two ideas coexist btw. he's a autistic bitch)

arguably the world's number one hand sanitizer fan. but still particular about the kinds he'd use even in an apocalypse, just because there are some that don't dry right on his hands, don't smell good when opened, etc etc

EXTREMELY particular about his clothes. no wonder he complains about that 3000 dollar suit whenever he gets shit on it, it's the 'safe' one

(also only one considering the situation but shhhhh)

(i'm sure pre-apocalypse he had like 5 different pairs of the same suit)

fidget king. turning his rings on his fingers (definitely comfort items even if he doesnt admit it), unloading and reloading his guns, unbuttoning and rebuttoning his jacket. there's so much he would fuck with

he can make rings and shit when he smokes it's impressive

(i had a lot to say abt nick oopsie)

ellis:

my glorious adhd king

"I don't know what hd is but my doctor said I had 80 of them bitches"

he thinks too fast for his mind and body to keep up with so he'll just say shit (that's not even a headcanon he just does that)

IF we are entertaining the autistic ellis headcanon as well (we are) his special interest is cars. both mechanical stuff and stock car racing (nascar and the like)

((i may or may not have an f1 nellis au in my brain because l4d2 and f1 are my fav things rn... idc if a nascar au makes more sense f1 is more epic))

collects the mini hotwheels stock cars. just hotwheels in general. look at him he would

can and will list of everything he knows about any given subject he likes, but he'd get distracted making a reference nobody understands and then explaining it with another reference nobody understands

im projecting idc

struggles socially just because he lacks the ability to understand subtle social cues. you have to say it directly to his face and Then he'll get it

nothing is a sensory struggle. he fucks w literally everything even the weird shit. maybe the textures and smells of certain foods (probably fish)

rochelle:

honest to God i don't think she realizes that her dear survival team are all neurodivergent (but I doubt they even realize it themselves)

token neurotypical it's a hard job but someone has to do it

accidentally mimics the actions of the people around her (intentionally just to give them shit for it, but it becomes habit overtime). nick will fidget with his rings, she'll mess with her bracelets. ellis will stand with a wide cowboy stance, she'll copy.

would also be the type to respond for someone else just because she knows what they'll say, but in a very bad imitation of their voice

just rochelle imitating ellis' fuckass accent. (literally everyone imitating ellis' fuckass accent. nick does it in game bro)

nice enough to pick up on the tiny things of everyone else and offers little trades for preferred weapons and such

coach:

oh coach... how I love you...............

adhd

a similar vein to ellis where he just has a lot going on in his brain at all times, but since he's grown (possibly medicated) he has a better grasp on it

definitely talks to himself under his breath tho, it helps him lock in

struggles with volume level definitely not based on me and my friends playing with the loud coach friendly fire mod but he tries his best and will shut the fuck up when asked

coach telling dad jokes.... not even a related headcanon its just on my mind

really elaborate ones but he loses it midway thru and remembers like 4 hours later (but forgets the intro to the joke)

(now it's related)

would attempt to help ellis manage his adhd better but that guy does not listen (or care to listen)

this was an accidentally very long post (oopsie). send more asks l4d2 fandom i could yap for DAYS

[calebslittlecrow]

The Art Of Distraction While I was caught up following a tiny bit of drama over on a manifestation subreddit yesterday, just casually scrolling through posts, I randomly had the idea to manifest some physical changes in this reality. Just because. But ofc my brain immediately went "Why? We're permashifting to JJK anyway, so why would it even matter?" And, honestly? Fair point. My normal standpoint about manifesting long term stuff here. But I also remembered how much easier shifting felt when my brain wasn't caught up with obsessing over it 24/7, no matter if I want to obsess over it or not (not that there is much of a choice, always depends on circumstances and what not). For some people, fully immersing themselves the entire day in their DR before trying to shift helps them, that's great ^-^ But for others (like me), it's maybe more helpful to spend the day doing something else and only watching one or two edits before trying to shift just to get ourselves hyped up a bit - instead of constantly checking the 3D like "Is it there yet? Did I get it? Did I shift? Why hasn't it happened yet???" It's kinda like ordering a package. If you're glued to the tracker, watching out for every little update, it feels like that package takes forever to arrive. But the moment you stop starring at the tracker and instead go off to do some random shit, time flies and bam! the package is suddenly there. But packages and manifestation are different! The only difference is that we know we can trust whatever company delivers our package, while a lot of people have trouble trusting themselves and trusting the 3D to adjust according to their desires. And there is a difference between checking the 3D and checking the 3D - there are people who check if their desires are already there and if they don't see a sign, they say - "ah, whatever, I sill get my desire!" and there are people who check for their desires and the moment they don't see improvement, they curl up into a ball, telling themselves "this will never work, it's not real, I can't do this". The first one is trusting in yourself and you abilities, no matter what the 3D says. The second one is hoping that something will happen and sometimes it still does, but oftentimes it doesn't. You can try to build a cardhouse in a stormy environment, but it is a lot harder to do so. You can't force yourself to trust, but you can redirect your negative thoughts, either by counter-affirming "that thought is stupid, I can do it, it is real" or by simply distracting yourself. Which leads us back to the topic I actually meant to yap about lol So, I made a small subliminal playlist for the stuff I had thought about manifesting and listened to that while playing random games. Do I actually care if I get results from that? Not really, no. But guess what? Thinking about random manifestations or other stuff kept me from spiraling mentally about my DR whenever I saw something related pop up. I wasn’t overanalyzing my last attempt like some kind of science project, my brain too busy with the other stuff. Kept me calm and my shifting attempt yesterday went a lot better than the days before ^-^ Stop giving yourself anxiety attacks over when your manifestation is coming, when you will shift, whatever, take a deep breath, try to trust yourself and redirect your focus off your DR and desires until it's time to try again ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ (Obligatory "this doesn't apply to everyone, if it resonates great, if it doesn't just keep scrolling" ^-^)

[wyllzel]

get to know your tumblr mutuals tag!

i was tagged by @nfly5, thank you laura!! :))

1. what's the origin of your username?

i think wyll ravengard of bg3 fame and lae'zel also of bg3 fame should kiss and fall in love and ride dragons into the sunset (or, rather, the astral plane) together :)

2. otps + shipname

wyllzel 🥰 and vivwall (vivienne x blackwall dai) at the moment for sure!

i'm trying to think of more, but honestly i'm p easygoing when it comes to ships haha i'll take a peek at almost anything that seems compelling 🫣

3. song stuck in my head

"purple lace bra" by tate mcrae for uhhh no reason 🤫 and "feel it" by d4vd for also no reason LOL (🎶 you told me once that i was crazy i said babygirl i knooooowww but i can't let you gooo (away!) 🎶)

4. weirdest trait/habit

i have a growing aversion to cold drinks lol it's starting to feel odd drinking something that isn't hot... that's not that weird though, i think i'm just becoming a grandma LOL

5. hobbies

photoshop!! i like making gifs and edits and such :) i've also been writing a lot more recently which is crazy, i haven't felt this inspired or productive in forever :'D thank you DA lol 🩷

i am also v much a webtoon enjoyer (my all-time fave is "trash belongs in the trash can!" but i'm currently v invested in "nevermore," "i'm the queen in this life," "sisters at war," and "momfluencer"!), but i'll read manga (tatsuki fujimoto my GOAT) and comics (invincible also my GOAT)

6. if you work, what's your profession?

i write internal software documentation which means it's architectural, high-level design stuff... not so much code-specific, but the reasoning behind why software components are organized the way they are. it's not very fun, mostly mind-melting... i work closely w engineers and it's kind of a toss-up whether they'll be nice/patient or think i'm stupid lol

but my brain now contains so many company secrets :^) if you ever have any questions about data storage/virtualization i can possibly help lol

7. if you could have any job you wish, what would you have?

funny story—i applied for grad school, and i've been accepted to an english m.a. program that starts this fall!!! 🥹 we'll see where i go w that, but i'll likely enter education!

8. something you're good at?

uhh i suppose BG3 LOL i beat honor mode twice! 🎉 (i'm still trying to figure out how DA works 🤔 DA2 hard mode is chill idk if i'd ever do nightmare tho 😬)

9. something you hate?

ok it's not rly a "hate" thing but it does irk me when i see fandom claims/arguments that don't cite specific quotes/screenshots/instances lol (the english major in me activates and i am consumed by the thought "🚨‼️ where do you see this in the text 👁️👁️🫵" LOL)

10. something you forget?

the grief 😂🖐️ it creeps up on me! almost cried in my cubicle multiple times this week. haha.

11. your love language?

receiving is probably words of affirmation? giving is probably gifts, i like making silly things for my bestie (eg. fenris keychain lol) and finding weird stickers for my brother 🤡

12. favorite movies/shows?

my letterboxd top 4 are:

everything everywhere all at once (2022) (saw it twice in theaters and sobbed thru both times)

nope (2022) (BRILLIANT movie, so smart)

challengers (2024) (so fascinating!)

lust, caution (2007) (i need to rewatch this one expeditiously)

as for shows, i love succession (2018-23), invincible (2021-), and the twilight zone (1959-64)!

13. what were you like as a child?

apparently very friendly, outgoing, and extroverted! i would just run up to my fellow kids and yap at them?! i do nooot do that anymore lol

14. favorite subject in school?

english/literature!!

15. least favorite subject?

oh man, i was so bad at science, especially biology/chemistry... i could scrape by in physics bc i was decent at math, but it was still awful...

16. what's your best/worst character trait?

worst...??? according to my last annual review, i need to be more confident in the workplace LOL 💀 + sometimes i let my anxiety get the better of me... i think that's just a lifelong struggle thing though, but i know i can improve to be a better friend and such 💪

best... multiple reviews from mom-aged women say that i am a "nice" and "sweet" person so hopefully at least that means i can leave a good first impression haha

17. if you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?

i'm not a huge fan of what-if-ing personally, but i do wish i were on vacation 😆

18. if you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?

i'm currently very curious about my paternal grandparents... it's hard for me to conceptualize why they got married... and how my dad grew up... i guess i would want to witness some of that??

tagging: hello again haha!! @creaking-skull @andrewknightley @coolseabird @genderdotcom @bladeweave @grey-wardens @maironsbigboobs no pressure again :))

[irlplasticlamb]

PLEASE tell us all about rhaelor omgomg

OH MY GOD ❗️i’m so excited to talk about my mellow marshmallow ❗️❗️❗️

rhaelor is the youngest child of alicent and viserys, born almost a year after daeron (so they’re basically irish twins 🫶).

appearance: he’s very tall (almost as tall as aemond), with long, lanky limbs, prominent wrist and hip bones, and LOTS of freckles (i headcanon hightowers to be super freckled so he got it from his mom!!! let me be delulu in peace). he has excessively long hair (he has refused haircuts ever since he learned how to speak), more white than usual targaryen gold-silver, with a few streaks of pale ginger (because i thought it would be funny for him not to have the perfect targ look). alicent is the only one to notice his eye colour is exactly the same as rhaenyra’s, probably because she’s a massive dyke (same alicent, same).

personality/skills: rhaelor’s very sensitive and a massive mommy’s boy. he’s charming, well versed in court pleasantries and a gigantic gossip, which is probably why despite his dramatic nature, he’s so popular amongst the ladies at court (he’s like their token little gay boy but in a slay way). rhaelor is very into traditionally feminine things, adores all stuff soft, expensive and shiny. he LOVES art, being an excellent harpist, singer and lace maker. he’s TERRIBLE when it comes to combat though, hopeless with a sword and barely passable with the bow and arrow. he tends to be quite lazy and avoidant when it comes to anything that does not interest him, preferring to lounge around, engage in his hobbies and blabber to any poor soul who’s in his closest vicinity. he’s uninterested in serious politics and princely duties, actively choosing to stay naive and ignorant. he’d probably do better as a pampered courtesan than a son of the king and if not for alicent, who knows? maybe he would have ended up leaving and becoming saera 2.0.

relationships: so as i mentioned, rhaelor LOVES alicent so fucking much! refusing to ever leave her side for long, to the point where when daeron gets sent away to oldtown, he is allowed to stay in king’s landing. he hates to see her sad and sometimes spends hours upon hours playing and singing music to her. although rhaelor can be as frustrating of a son as aegon, i think alicent does have a soft spot for her flamboyant little creature.

when it comes to his siblings, rhaelor is quite fond of all of them but it’s aegon who he has the best relationship with. they bond over silly gossip, nasty pranks and wine (oh yeah, rhaelor’s a massive drunk as well, the „YAS GIRL LET’S PARTY” type to aegon’s „I’M GONNA FUCKING K1LL MYSELF IN 3 2 1”). aegon and rhaelor have three brain cells combined, which results in a lot of stupidity (and headache for their poor servants).

aemond finds rhaelor annoying, a bit pathetic even, but rhaelor has that magical way of wrapping him around his finger anyways. maybe because he can be so helpless at times and aemond is Targtowers’ Guard Dog Deluxe. they have a funny relationship, full of bickering and little digs at each other, finding common language in aemond’s love for history and rhaelor’s of art.

helaena baffles rhaelor and the stupid lad does NOT know how to interact with her whatsoever. he’s probably a bit jealous of her being a girl because, well, what is a targaryen without a little gender envy 🫡 they do share some sweet moments though, long hours of helaena working on her embroidery and rhaelor on his lace (probably yapping like crazy that boy does NOT shut the fuck up)

and daeron, while they don’t have much in common with each other, they’re so close in age that they just naturally get along well. daeron is very lenient with rhaelor, finding his freespirited, spoiled behaviour rather adorable and harmless. rhaelor thinks of daeron very highly, often talking praises of him (only half to annoy his other older brothers).

rhaenyra though? they barely have a relationship because he’s so much younger than her. he does not acknowledge her as the true queen solely because he loves aegon so much, he’s stupid as fuck when it comes to politics (and logical thinking lmao).

miscellaneous: rhaelor enjoys cross dressing, finding women’s fashion much more “darling and superb” than men’s. he takes great care of his skin and hair. especially hair, only one servant is allowed to touch it because he’s so particular about the way it’s treated. he hates meat, having a great compassion for animals, and rarely eats it. it gives very much “white woman putting animal lives over human” energy though because he does NOT acknowledge smallfolk as real, breathing, feeling beings. he DOES have a dragon, a slender pale-gold thing called stardust. stardust gets injured early in life, though, stunting her growth and making her unable to fly for longer periods of time. rhaelor LOVES her, think of an old lady and the cat she’s owned for like 18 years. that’s rhaelor and stardust energy.

[mildcharacterenjoyer]

Headcannons with Skeeter

Hello! I just wanted to make a list of Headcannons I have for Skeeter! If you don't know who Skeeter is he is the Gemega fan child I created a month ago! I think I finally have enough compiled info to yap about him! Here's a link to the original post.

I'm also tagging @drtwistertime because I'm giving you honorary ownership of Skeeter since you helped flesh out his design more. And I'm tagging @laarbybarbtbox because they helped me with some of these headcannons earlier!

Sonic was the one who named Skeeter. Gemerl and Omega purposefully wanted Skeeter to choose his own name without the need for a designation. A few weeks after his creation Sonic met the little guy, liked him, called him Skeeter, and Skeeter liked it so much that he chose it for his name. Gemerl and Omega are not happy with Sonic for this, but their kid chose Skeeter, so Skeeter he is.

Skeeter wanted to be referred to as male early on, but before that Gemerl would use offspring or child to refer to him as. Now he calls him his son. Omega uses all the nicknames: Mini-me, Tiny model, havoc bringer, mini gun, the list goes on. Omega only ever calls Skeeter 'son' if it's a really serious moment.

Gemerl and Omega's relationship is not something they talk about a lot. They'll answer any questions for their son and maybe provide an answer or two for a meatbag part of Team Dark or the Chaotix. (Vector and Vanilla are married in this AU) It's basically a queer physical relationship that turned very serious without the need for romance.

Since they don't have a need for a fridge, Omega will hang his son's drawings on his chassis with magnets for a day or two after he draws them. Gemerl would do the same if he had more space. Skeeter started drawing smaller pictures so Gemerl could decorate himself too if he wanted to. He does.

Three big reasons why Skeeter was created: 1. Omega and Gemerl have fused many times before this and wanted a physical representation of their appreciation for one another's power, 2. Omega wanted to prove to Gemerl wrong that he could create something and not destroy it even with his original programming, 3. They wanted to know what they might have been like if they never had Eggman's influence on their autonomy. There are others too but these are the main 3.

How was Skeeter created? I'll keep it sfw. Basically the two robots went sparring with one another like normal, but spicy stuff happened. Intentionally breaking pieces off of one another, they used those to create what would be Skeeter after the deed. (They do this when Skeeter needs new parts too heeheehee) Vanilla, Wave, and Rouge stood by to help them out with rebuilding themselves and Skeeter. Both Gemerl and Omega coded Skeeter once they were operable. It was a conscious effort on both of their parts to create their son.

Skeeter calls Gemerl 'Dad' and Omega 'Papa'. He always asks to be picked up by both of them. Gemerl's normal way to carry Skeeter is piggy back rides. Skeeter is small enough currently to fit on Omega's shoulders, but Omega prefers to hold him upside down or toss him up in the air. Mostly because it amuses them both.

Gemerl and Omega still live with their respective teams/families so Skeeter doesn't really live in one specific place, but he's okay with that! He's a social butterfly so he enjoys not staying in one place. He spends more time with Gemerl than Omega mainly because Team Dark still has things they have to do. The Chaotix family all live in one big house so that's where Skeeter spends most of his time. Vanilla and Vector gave him his own room right next to Gemerl's so he can come and go as he pleases.

Gemerl and Omega once fought about what Skeeters manners should be. Gemerl believes Vanilla's politeness is the best, but Omega is brash and still thinks everyone is inferior to him and his tyke. (Yeah he thinks Gemerl is the same as him but he still doesn't outright say it.) Skeeter just treats everyone the way they treat him and that kind of settles that argument.

Skeeter has so many uncles and aunties it's insane. He gets showered with so much love from creation to now the only trauma the little dude has is hardly ever being alone. He'd rather not be alone though so there's not much there either.

Auntie Wave is his favorite mechanic to go to. She loved him immediately when he was first created and she'd literally die for him. Auntie Rouge spoils him rotten. She adores him and consistently bothers Shadow to allow Omega to take Skeeter with them on one of their missions. Auntie Vanilla adores him just as much. (We could argue about the technicalities of families, but we'd be here all day. So Skeeter sees Vanilla as an auntie then Cream as an older sister.

Uncle Vector loves Skeeter too. Loves to call him squirt and sport it's great. Again with the technicalities, Espio didn't want to be called uncle or a brother, but he's definitely a guardian of Skeeter. Kind of like how Gemerl might consider himself a guardian of Charmy Bee now because of the merging of families.

There is some past tension between Shadow and Gemerl mostly because of Emerl. It'll probably be a fic if I write it where Shadow meets Gemerl, there's a huge misunderstanding and then Omega and Shadow fight each other because Shadow doesn't know the full story and he's too hard headed to listen to it. That's all finished when Skeeter is created. Gemerl is still wary about leaving Skeeter in Shadow's company but trusts Omega and Rouge enough. Shadow does come around to liking him, but he scares Skeeter.

Knuckles is kind of like an uncle to Skeeter? Depending on which ship I make cannon here knuxouge or Shadouge. He's a little knowledge sponge like his dad, so he likes to listen to Knuckles talking about the Echidna clan.

I can't forget about the Scrapniks! Sigma, Mecha, and Mechaknux all love Skeeter very much! Gemerl and Omega will drop him off with them every once and awhile if they need to do something alone like save the world or fight Eggman. Oh yeah it's funny to Skeeter to watch Sigma treat Omega like his angry baby brother, since he's the only one that Omega allows this treatment from. Gemerl likes that too. Someone's gotta knock that "ultimate" robot off his high horse other than him sometimes.

I have more but this is good for now. A fic I might write one day is when Eggman tried to kidnap/use Skeeter when he found out he existed. If y'all want angry protective Gemega, this is where it would be found lol!

[kairithemang0]

YOU WANTED SOMEONE TO YAP ABT SPIES? HERE ARE MY RANDOM BIRTHDAY HCS THAT I MADE UP FOR CONSISTENCY WHEN I WRITE THEM (I WENT ON A WHOLE ASTROLOGY RABBIT HOLE WHEN COMING UP WITH THESE)

Owen’s is 5th November. (dismantling system parallels bc of guy fawkes night also scorpio owen rights)

Tatiana, Cynthia and Curt are all Leos (12th August, 30th July and 22nd July respectively).

Barb’s is 22nd May, making her a Gemini

Informant is an Aries (8th April)

Mrs Mega’s is 1st October, making her a libra.

AGAIN I JUST MADE THESE UP SO WHEN I WAS WRITING CANON UNIVERSE STUFF THEYD HAVE CONSISTENT AGES THESE JUST FOR FUN

ALSO SIDE NOTE CAN WE YAP ABOUT GOD COMPLEX OWEN SOME MORE?! HOW DID HE DEVELOP IT? I WANT TO STUDY THE GAY BRITISH SPY’S BRAIN UNDER A MICROSCOPE FRFR

OOOO I LOVE THESE SMMM!!

As for Owen's god complex, I think it started when he joined MI6. He was instantly successful. He was fast, cunning, suave, and didn't have much of any limits on what he wouldn't do. Slowly as he rose through the ranks, his ego just became a part of him. He doesn't have as many worries as Curt about being judged, his self confidence is through the roof. I think Curt's praise of him, of seeing him as someone to admire and be jealous of, didn't help. Now there's someone willing to react in anger to how good Owen is at something. He feeds off of Curt's jealousy, becomes somewhat obsessed with it. I think he, despite his love for Curt, appreciates how much Curt thinks of himself as lesser, even subconsciously. He'll build Curt up, but I don't think he ever tells Curt he's better than Owen. If he does, it's to make Curt feel better. But Owen still sees himself as the best. He loves Curt, as well as the attention he gets from him. He may never realize this, but post fall he definitely feels so much weaker than before because Curt's gone and that outlet to feed his complex is no longer there.