#HUG HIM YOU STOOPIDS

[qekouu]

GETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[torgawl]

i am so emotional with harpocrates and dion's side quest. harpocrates who blames himself for not have offered dion his friendship and support besides the knowledge he shared with him when he was once his tutor. dion who feels so incredibly guilty for having destroyed his nation, what he held the most deer, who feels deeply ashamed and scared of what the person that inspired him all those years ago might think of him and his character after his deeds. harpocrates who doesn't blame him for another's ill intent but recognizes the anguish the prince battles with everyday and who wants to atone for his sense of personal failure towards him by gifting him the flower that represents his nation and making him know he isn't defined by his roots, that he is proud of the man the prince became. dion who is so thankful for the role the loresman had in his life but doesn't feel worthy of receiving the symbol of his people before fullfiling the duty he believes he has, si he defers the flower until after he bids his life against the one who ruined his nation to atone for the crimes he committed. harpocrates who plans cultivate wyvern tails for dion's return and bids farewell with an obvious sadness in his voice. dion who's reparation of his wrongdoings has been looking a bit too much like a forever depart...

[brownied0ll]

L. O. V. E

Warning: suggestive at the end | clingy-ish y/n | Just ony | pet names like: ma, mama ,baby ,bae

⚠️ not proofread ⚠️

“Babyyyy” you dragged the “y” while you shook him just a little bit trying to get his attention “bruh bae move get off me” you made a lil stank face

“why you actin’ like that…” “cuz you shakin’ me knowing I’m playin’ the game, you being extra right now” “YOU extra I didn’t even do nothing ! not too much lil nigga..” you said Under your breath.

But what the crazy thing was… he ain’t even say nothing back like usually he would’ve said “watch ya mouth” or sum like that he just let you walk away!

Once you got off the bed you started walking towards the walk-in closet texting your homegirls back saying “y’all know what? Nvm I will be outside today!” They texted back said they pick you up at 6 it was only 3:46 but you know you take a while to get ready so you wanna start early.

You was in the closet looking threw all them clothes you had, but you wanted to make Ony mad since he wanna act up, so you picked out a certain outfit he probably wasn’t gon like.

He was already confused when he heard the shower starting because he knows your whole schedule and this wasn’t the time you usual start your showers, but he ain’t worry about it he just kept playin his STOOPID game.

But he got even more confused when you were scouring the drawers in front of the tv in your little towel, looking for who knows what, till he saw you bring out a white lacey thong which he didn’t care but he aint see you grab a bra maybe you already had one.. yeah…

You was in the bathroom doing washing your face then started doing skincare, you heard him get off the the bed and go down the stairs, “…boy so you don’t feel the need to come see what I’m doinggg??”

You had thought in your head but you started brushing your teeth then you took off your bonnet, unt unt unt, baby you betta fix dat lace fronttt! which you did it was super cute then you started doing your edges.

Your hair was so cute! You started putting that outfit on, it was 5:27, “DANGG time went fast” you said to yourself quietly then you heard ony coming back in the room walking to towards the bathroom.

“Oh now he wanna see what I’m doing..” you thought to yourself shaking yo head side ta side, he came up behind you and started kissing yo neck and holding it while he other hand went down your stomach.

“damn ma.. you look fine as hell.. where we going?” You was was feelin him but you forgot you was supposed to be mad so you moved his hand from youre stomach and fixed you lashes.

“Mama? I asked you a question.” He said sturnly which kinda turned you on because you love when he got that tone to his voice. “WE not going nowhere. IM going out wit’m homegirls” you said smacking your lips after.

“What’you’mean” he said letting go of you completely “exactly what I said” you took you phone swiping up from the wallpaper of you and ony. Checking your messages and the time. It was 5:53 your home girl texted you that they was almost outside.

“Watch out it’s time fo me to go.” You said with a lil sas he watched you walk away he didn’t stop you, he wanted to! But he didn’t. You started putting your shoes on, with your pretty anklet and the necklace with your name on it.

Your girls was out side so you left, he was mad. You knew he was mad. He was especially mad when he seen your instagram post twerking on one of your homegirls lap. with a caption saying : “if my man don’t wont catch it my bsfs will!” With another video under it of you with someone spreading money on yo back while you twerk.

He thought about running over to that party and picking you up right away. But he didn’t. Cuz you were in for it when you got home. Oh, you was REALLY in for it when you got back.

You friend dropped you off yall did your goodbye kisses & hugs then you was finna put the key in the door but it swung open, a strong arm pulling you in then picking you up.

“Ony whatdafuck??” You said as he threw you on the bed “first you was giving me attitude then you runnin ya mouth AND shakin ya ass on someone else?? You must be crazy. Gon head take off all dat shit like bro.. you ain’t even got a bra on wit that tight ass- mannn you pissing me off more and more.”

You rolled you eyes and started undressing. Let’s just say last night was memorable.

HEY BABYESSS so if I make a pt2 it probably be of “last night” (I apologize if links don’t work I check every other day ta see jus in case!)

[strawberryfloofs]

Regressor Max x CG David!

Summary: Max is feeling overwhelmed and slips into littlespace right before a storm, needing David for comfort- but little does he know, the counselor has a surprise for him. tw: cursing At Camp Campbell, it was 11 pm, and all the other campers were fast asleep. Even Max's troublemaker friends Niel and Nikki were asleep, but Max was awake in his tent. He loved his friends, but sometimes the adventures they went on were exhausting and keeping them from doing dumb things was even more draining for Max. It was all too much for him today: Nikki was bent on offering a sacrifice so she could be the leader of the forest animals and Neil almost blew up the camp with his failed methane experiments- it was too much chaos in one day for the boy. "This is stoopid! Ima big boy!" He mumbled to himself, feeling his mind trace the beginnings of his regression. Max knew he age regressed, but he was very embarrassed about it. He's a tough, "badass kid" in his mind, and he always did his best to convey it to everyone else. He was mean to the other campers, pulled tricks, and always gave Gwen and David a hard time- but overtime...David kind of grew on him. "Whatever wets jus go to bed!" He huffed, crossing his arms and pulling the blanket over his head. He didn't need anyone right now! He'll just pretend it NEVER happened! Grown ups are stupid an- BOOM, CRACK, RUMBLE

The thunder made it's grand entrance and it scared Max, only making him smaller. He didn't like loud, sudden noises, especially when he was alone. He looked over to Neil and he was still fast asleep, so Max sighed and stood up from his bed, wrapping the blanket around him like a protective burrito as he left the tent.

"I wan David..." he quietly mumbled, waddling through the camp as he looked for David's cabin, which took longer than usual with navigating the dark in littlespace. Standing in front of the cabin door, he could hear David humming and talking to himself about what fun activities he has planned for tomorrow. Knock, Knock Max heard David standing up, sighing, "Oh Gwen, this is the 6th key you'v-" he began, before opening the door to see the unexpected camper immediately hug him.

"Max?" He looks down, standing there confused. Max only whispered, making grabby hands, "Davy" and that was enough for David to pick him up and set him on his bed. Now David didn't know what age regression was formally, but he will always support and accomodate all of his campers! Plus, he knows how storms or other scary things can cause the kiddos to need some comfort, so he doesn't bat an eye. He's just happy to make camp the amazing experience that every kid deserves! "You must be scared of the storm, huh?" David speaks softly, rubbing his back. Max nods, scooting closer to give David a weak hug. "Is loud and...not know!" David holds him tight, starting to rock him a little, "I know, I know kiddo. But I'm here now and we'll be okay. You can even sleep here for the night if you'd like!" The little one gasps, "Reallly?" "Really, and I even have a little gift for you!" David exclaims, boasting a warm smile as he stands up and leads Max to a drawer. David had other intentions on how to give this- mostly for Max's upcoming birthday- but he knew that would be a challenge with his normal demeanor. The camp counselor wasn't sure why Max was so soft right now, but he couldn't possibly wait- his mission is to make camp unforgettable for Max, in any way possible. He opens the drawer and pulls out a stuffed animal of a puppy, holding it out for Max to take. "OH MAH GOD ISA DOGGY! FANK YOU DAVY!" He squeals, showing the biggest smile and giving both his stuffie and David a tight hug. David smiles, happy to give Max the treatment he deserves, "You're welcome kiddo, they're all yours" Getting Max to bed was harder than he thought- with how sleepy he seemed David was sure it would be easy. But....all he wanted to do was play with his new puppy- so he played and played until David could convince him that there was tomorrow and his puppy also needs rest. "Max he has to grow up big and strong, and so you do buddy" he sighed, kneeling down as he explained to the boy. Finally, as if after negotiating with the kid for almost half an hour now, it finally clicked and he agreed. "Kay! He gonna be a big dog and I gonna be a big boy morrow Davy!" He smiled, making grabby hands for David again. David picked him up and carried him to his bed, tucking Max in and telling him the fun camp stories he had from when he went here. Once Max seemed asleep, he tip-toed away back to his desk and smiled, silently cheering about tonight's big breakthrough with Max "Yes yes yes!" He happily stimmed, being sure not to make too much noise. He turned his head for a final glance at Max, noting how peaceful and happy he looked cuddling his new dog stuffie. "He deserves to be happy, and I'm so glad I could give him that tonight." He smiles before working on tomorrow's camp activities.

Requested by: @fuzzypucklings

I hope you enjoy! Regressor Max and CG David are fun to think about- I also reallllly love the show. Sorry it's been so long for this- I was pretty burned out with life. Note to other requestees: I see your requests! Gonna be working on them soon :D

[boxkitkat]

Random post on some small ZSakuVA verse headcannons! <3

(Mainly for Isaac and Elias o(>ω<)o)

Isaac: Isaac probably has a habit of doing that little leg bounce whenever he’s anxious. Before he met the listener and got closer with them he probably smelled A LOT like coffee.

When he was probably 8-11 he took piano lessons for a while but simply didn’t feel like music was something he was interested in.

Isaac as a kid (like around 5-7 years old) would struggle with sleeping so his mom (maybe sometimes joined by his dad) would end up helping him go to sleep by playing with his hair, putting on a small puppet show for him while reading a bed time story with cute animal hand puppets.

His favorite bugs are blue butterflies and ladybugs because they would remind him of whenever he helped his mom in the gardens and little butterflies and ladybugs would show up near the flowers in the spring.

He finds hot chocolate or a warm tea comforting on cloudy or rainy days.

His houses garden would probably have like a miniature waterfalls here and there.

Isaac probably has a messenger for himself like Adriel did to communicate through his workers, or just emails them or calls them but never meets any of his workers in person face to face.

He would be a girl dad. Dressing up in frilly princess dresses with plastic tiaras and attending the finest tea parties with the most high quality and rich wooden biscuits and cookies all to make his daughter happy. Of course when he had the time to. He probably has a black silk robe. Wouldn’t be surprised. As well as a really high quality grey or navy blue kimono stashed away in his closet. Maybe a gift from one of his older clients who is aware of his ethnicity background.

He’s really ticklish behind his knee.

He definitely has a disappointed and judgmental Asian dad glare if you do anything stoopid in-front of him.

He would appreciate the listener helping him with taking care of orchids that he gotten, maybe hug the listener from behind with his arms around their waist while they gently watered the orchids and he gives em a small peck on the cheek :D

He’s got a whole bunch of fancy watches, some as gifts from his clients and some from a collection his grandpa probably had of watches.

Elias: He’s mixed with Mexican and Filipino background, the Hispanic side from his mom and the Filipino side from his dad. He likes Thai food a lot. Specially Pad Thai noodles.

Some of his fave desserts are Ube cookies, and concha’s (specifically the white ones).

He would like to hold a grill with his old friends from high school.

He would tackle an enemy down like a football player.

He definitely uses the word “opp” in an unironic way.

He wears compression shirts during a workout, or loose no sleeve shirts that show off his muscles.

Kinda random but he was taller than most of the other Saku verse boys during their tween years.

In middle school and high school he would get really dirty and hurt a lot (scratches, bruises, etc) due to playing sports with his friends.

(this head cannon is inspired off of another crumpets head cannon so credits to them for this idea!) His mom was religious (not crazy religious but yknow) catholic to be specific so he was raised with an upbringing of some religious faith. He isn’t super religious himself tho, not as much as him mom was. And also he probably has a cross necklace as well that he sometimes wears.

Elias wears mostly silver jewelry because it goes well with his skin complexion.

Listens to the reggaeton genre usually and rap too, he would definitely get jiggy with it to El Coco No.

Speaking of dancing, Elias is probably a pretty good dancer but insists that he’s okayish.

He’d make listener dance with him, especially if it’s a romantic song.

He likes some of Franks Sinatras music mainly because it makes him think of his listener probably or his mom due to Franks music (from what I’ve heard) being very sentimental.

He likes to make himself banana milkshakes sometimes in the mornings.

He’s got a sick belt collection and is very much proud of it and WILL show it off to anyone who asks. He’d wear them on special occasions tho or not at all cuz they are his precious babies.

His jaw can open oddly enough very widely without dislocating it somehow.

He’d probably do that thing where people lift up their eyelids inside out to mess with James because James finds it icky and recoils and cringes at it. (He’s done this ever since he was 10 when he discovered James didn’t like that.)

His go to late night snack is a PB&J sandwich or instantly noodles.

Luca: He has a high pitched scream.

He’d have a comfort pillow, he’d cuddle it incase whenever his listener isn’t home (like on a business trip or something)

He has flat hair so he tries to blow dry it to make it have more volume but it isn’t able to hold up for long after a while sometimes.

His hair is very shiny.

He brings a small lotion bottle with him wherever he goes to keep his hands and arms moisturized.

He’s sometimes tempted to eat things that aren’t edible but look edible.

Half of his twitter feed is cats and capybaras.

He might’ve been in a few clubs in high school, like chest or volunteering work.

Luca was a really energetic kid with the people he was closest with and his parents would sometimes struggle keeping up with that.

He liked sandwiches a lot as a kid, he still does and I think he would have a great appreciation for those little tea sandwiches. He’d absolutely adore those sandwiches.

Whenever he’s cooking he puts little hair clips on so his hair doesn’t get in the way of his face and distract him while cooking or getting any hair into the food he’s making. The hair clips probably have little animals on them.

Small head-cannons for the others!:

Andrew likes to wear a lot of gold jewelry, he stretches a lot from having bad seating posture making his body feel sore. Kayson definitely plays around with his brothers by picking them up and throwing them over his shoulder, he’d do this a few time with his listener as well if they are being bratty or playful. Dontis wears those Hawaiian shirts and has crazy bed head. Jonah likes to dye his hair a lot with a bunch of different bright colors, his hair is very dead, and he likes subtle vanilla scents. Rowan likes garlic bread and he gently rubs his listeners hand with his thumb whenever therye nervous or upset. Asirel owns a sick blood red sports car and sometimes sun tans next to his smancy fancy pool with a speedo on and some fancy sunglasses (gotta keep the tan up.)

Okayy thats all for now!! Hope you enjoyed reading and ty for listening to me share! And ofc pls feel free to say your own personal thoughts and feelings on my head cannons or your own personal head cannons! Ty Crumpet Nation! ☆ ～('▽^人)

[softcarebears]

HOCO WEEK 9/21-9/28

monday 

41. ga tells me that he has a crush on this girl bow that i used to be bsfs w/ before she moved to the other side of cali

42. me and bbsf become close w/ bow 

43. ga tells ginger and bbsf that he likes bow

tuesday  (nothing happened)

wednesday 

44. me and pinkie go get our tickets for hoco 

45. pinkie gets bullied bc she’s (not to be rude to furries cuz idrc abt that do what u want, the context in which she does it makes it weird) wearing a hot pink hoodie w/ cat paws, giant REAL fox tail hanging from her belt and has a cat headband on and also wants to be called a japaneses name (she’s 100% white)

46. i find out that the only real reason i haven’t been over to pinkie’s house is bc she has a wall of real animal bones that she doesn’t properly clean that have bugs in them 

47. i leave pinkie to go w/ a and turtle bc they’re like my bsfs 

48. pinkie gets pissy and skips fourth block

thursday 

49. tutorial time, me and bbsf share my water, bbsf mentions that i’ve done his makeup before. i wouldn’t normally bring that up cuz it’s very common for us but this leads to turtle further trying to get us together 

friday 

50. hoco rally, i sit w/ cowgirl, pinkie, pinkie’s friend tootsie and my friend from dance and drama, ruby 

51. turtle and a sit behind us and i mainly talk to them and ruby the entire rally, pinkie is oddly nice abt it

52. i walk up to bbsf, bear and bow after 4th block ends and apparently pushed bbsf into to bushes and cut him the fuck up 

53. hoco game, band/colorguard get new uniforms (aka bbsf, five, berry, zim and no name)

54. me, pinkie, cowgirl and tootsie sit by band section to hangout w/ them

55. 8pm i have a breakdown bc that officially marks 2 years of my dad being dead

56. obvi all of my friends try to comfort me 

57. pinkie tries to make it about her for some reason

58. one of my friends wins hoco queen

saturday

59. me and pinkie go to a boba shop to take pics before hoco 

60. we run into bbsf who was across the street

61. we get to the school and i go get my friend diamond 

62. bbsf finally arrives

63. bbsf pulls me into a hug (and rejects pinkie’s hug after) 

64. me, diamond and our other friend fuego (can u tell i’ve run out of names) r all dancing when ga, ginger and a guy who i think i mentioned once like a year ago all come up to me and ask if i’ve seen bbsf 

65. like an hour goes bye and i find out the trio is planning on jumping bbsf

66. i send that voice message to bbsf 

67. i find bbsf and we have, the best way to describe it, a moment…

68. bbsf leaves early

69. bbsf’s older sister finds out abt the almost jumping and chews the trio out

70. a bunch of other shit happened bc i was bouncing around like 4 groups but this is called the bbsf saga so everything else will have to wait until the other sagas

HEY POOKIESTAR! sorry for letting that ask marinate...i was very busy (i was lazy bababooing BUT IM HEREE!!😔)

also miss gworl i'm in the middle of a cyclone class 3 rn hehe..but cyclone is not really cycloning...ITS MORE CYCLOWNING🤡

ohhh so ga basically was threatening to jump BBSF because he bbsf grew close to manic pixie dream bow girl BECAUSE HE GA HAD A CRUSH ON HER OHHH

so bow came back from other side of cali very demure...

PINKIE IS A FURRY WTF...she wears a tail and wants to be called a japanese name ITS GIVING ASIANFISHING

..um..chile anyways...hell naw...does make sense though she acts like a feral child...🥱#imapinkiehater100percent

"me and bbsf share my water"FIRST THE SLUSHIE NOW THIS?? JUST SAY YOU WANNA KISS HIM AND SHARE SALIVA U STOOPID biatch U ARE DOWN BAD IN SUPERLATIVE FORM SO THAT MEANS YOU ARE "DOWN WORST"

"bbsf mentions that i’ve done his makeup before." i have a theory about this particular part...ill say in the end but im hella delulu yknow so don't listen to my words 100 percent lmfao (you should actually listen to me)

everyone else's names:🎀🌈✨💎🌺🦌🧸

the others:

for number 55 oh noo pookie im sorry to hear that...fawk pinkie...CAN'T SHE JUST SHUT HER GOOFY FURRY ASS UP

HE REJECTED PINKIE'S HUG AND PULLED U IN A HUGGGGG BOMBOCLATTTTT HE A MAN OF CULTURE HE LIKES YOU GIRL JUST FUCKING DATE ALREADYYYYY HOW MANY SIGNS ARE U TRYNA LOOK FOR U BLIND ASS

Y'ALL HAD A MOMENT OH MAHHHH GAWDDDDDD and not u saving him...stawp!! its giving hero x damsel in distress trope; bbsf is the damsel in distress ofc🎀

haiya but why did he try to frolick in the meadow with bow though...tskk i feel like he is kinda a player my dakoko 🥥

anyways my theory about the makeup thing...because i am a whore in THEORY and not in practice (i am but secretly hehe at times dw...3-5 business days)

ok so when u do someone's makeup...YOUR FACE IS CLOSE TO THEIRS RIGHTTTTT....you get what i mean...there is so much proximity there is no distance at all...BABABOOI

similar to when you are about to kiss someone [coughs coughs]...so the fact that he "randomly" remembered AND SEEMINGLY POINTS THAT OUT OF THE BLUE shows that this particular and notably phenomenal romantic and very intimate moment that emerged from the planets and stars from the milky way galaxy aligning [pro poetic yapper] has marked him or left an impact on him yknow what i mean...LIKE HE MIGHT THINK OF THIS MOMENT EVERY NIGHT OR SO OFTEN THAT HIS TOES ARE TINGLING OR HE IS GIGGLING AND BLUSHING LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRL IN HIS ROOM...like y'all were close to kissing...he definitely was examining your face perhaps HIGH CHANCE of him staring at your lips [cutely sips her pomegranate tea under the covers with plenty of passion🍵🔥that shit bussing btw]

also him mentioning that shows his interest in you also in all delulu interpretation that this particular mention to you evokes a sense that he may have been secretly inquiring about whether you remember that very intimate moment of high chance of smoochy smooch camouflaged by you doing his makeup...to see if you have feelings for him or have a romantic interest in him...VOILA!!🎀

bai bai

[johnnys-demons]

OOKK Uhmm ermm MORE INFO ON Z.U.L calc

He’s a really smart man REALLY SMART (kinda STOOPID sometimes) back in college he started out being a math nerd, to computers n coding, to robotics, and inventing machines!

He first created Space-Droids (based off of android phones) they are like servants, their abilities is to fly around space and collect whatever the person ordered them to do (leftover scraps of destroyed ships, anything valuable like crystals or energy sources)

Concept art of them, they also called “Saturn” but there’s only two that goes by that

His space droids became so successful that he started to make more machines

Second, he created auto mobile space ships (no actual names yet) also takes orders, it can summon portals to distant planets and galaxies.

As he gotten bigger he collaborated with world leaders that owns each planet, wanting to change the world to something “better and safer”.

So he created his third invention (again, no specific name), they are similar to space droids but they are bigger, taller, more muscular. They are kinda like security guards or policemen. If you violate any laws they would scoop you up and throw you in the police car.

Doing the cycle again and again by expanding his machines, he took them as an advantage to kill off 5 world leaders and conquered their planets. He changed the rules. NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE. If they try to, the space droids would abduct or kill you.

So you know how I mentioned he’s in college? He had a girlfriend at that time named Mood Changing Ring (moody for short) when his droid business was growing she got involved and worked for him, he gifted her his second Space Droid “Saturn 1.5” (shown in the artwork) she got really excited and hugged it. She didn’t see Saturn as a servant, she sees him as a best friend.

During the start of the dictatorship arc she successfully escaped along with Saturn and some other inventions.

That’s all for now

Thank you for reading

[whoopsmorewhump]

It's okay just to say 'I'm not okay' (platonic stobin fic)

Robin and Steve feel each other’s pain more than they’ll admit, even to each other. From Whumptober day 30, “It’s okay just to say I’m not okay” bridal carry; plus, another lovely prompt from pearlravenlapis (not quoted here, as it gives too much plot away!)

Rated T; no warnings; Also on AO3.

***

The day had started more than okay.

This adorable girl rocked up at Scoops, with the latest issue of “UFO Reality” tucked under her arm. Robin blurted: “You read it yet? The story on alien skulls inscribed with teeny, snack-sized messages from Elvis totally slayed me dead.”

Dream-girl’s shy smile turned Robin’s knees to jello.

She introduced herself as Maud, and they chatted UFOs for the next forever. Right until a square-jawed, smug-as-hell knucklehead loped into the store, and Maud announced he was her boyfriend.

Now, Robin watched her latest unrequited crush sharing a Strawberry Sundae Extra with her excruciatingly not-worthy-of-her date.

“Seriously, Robin,” said Steve, levelling at her shoulder. “I’ve seen more electricity between a pair of squashed ants. They’re not even talking.” 

Robin wasn’t in the mood for chirpy delusion: “That’s because they’re mainlining ice-cream, Steve.”

“She’s hardly stuffing her face. She couldn’t stop blabbering with you.”

Unable to endure the sight any longer, Robin swung her attention onto him. He was chewing on… Hmmm, to be fair, that was only his first banana of the day. Unusual. He dumped half of it, uneaten, on the hatch.

“Did she even actually wanna talk to me?” wondered Robin out loud. “I honestly can’t remember if she got a word in edgeways. You know how it is, when I can’t stop talking. It’s a fault, believe me I know—"

“You were fine. You said stuff. Maud said stuff back. And it’s not a fault—your mom spouts nasty bullshit, you should accept that. My point is, that girl you like totally—”

“—hates me.” Robin sighed.

“No. She’s probably confused.” He sniffed, pushed his hair from his brow. “She should dump that moron’s ass. Who hangs out in an ice-cream joint when it's this damn cold? It’s practically snowing out there."

"It's not cold in here, Steve.”

“It’s goddamn freezing! I mean, it’s this stoopid outfit—what fascist dictator makes their staff wear shorts in winter?”

“Stopped caring. I'm too institutionalised into looking like a dweeb.” She peeped back, to where Maud spooned a cherry into that jack-ass jock’s cakehole. Argh! She wanted to scream. Instead, she mumbled: “Shit-birds, do you think Maud thinks I'm a dweeb?”

“Jesus, how many times? Look, she reads dweeby UFO mags. So do you! Beyond that, I’m not an alien mind-probe, so quit bugging me already.” She gawked at him—wtf? He skittered his fingers over his eyes, groaned. “Sorry. This stupid cold is making me cranky. I honestly reckon Maud liked you. It’s just—”

“—horribly, insanely, eternally complicated?” Her fists clenched so tight her fingernails gouged her palms. On top of it all, she’d suddenly gotten this anxious dread, churning in her gut. Huh? Go figure. “I guess I’ll just keep smiling through. See my customer service smile?”

She bared her teeth maniacally.

“Remind me to get a mask of that for Halloween.”

“That bad, huh?”

He smiled, kinda pensively. “Nah. If I was a babe into babes, I’d still be battering down your door.”

She wanted to hug him then—despite his germs, which she was kinda grateful she hadn’t caught. Yet. A bratty little mall rat clanged on the bell, Steve hurried off to serve, and Robin continued feeling really, really shit. Right up until he caught her in the backroom, dabbing runny eyeliner with her knuckles.

She turned her back on him. Habit, really.

“Hey.” His hand landed softly on her shoulder. "What's wrong?"

“Nothing new.” It’s her turn to sniffle.

“Look, I’m sorry I chewed your head off."

“You apologised already, Steve.”

“I’m apologising again. For the whole goddamn human race. I mean, I totally get your thing with UFOs, because, honestly, you deserve another planet. A better one. Worse thing is, I used to think like the dumbest dumbass in this world of crazy, till I met you, and now… Look, things will be better for you someday, because nobody deserves it more. Till then, I know it sounds cliché, but I’m here for you, and I guess… I dunno, when you have this much bullshit to put up with, it's okay just to say you’re not okay sometimes.”

She flung his arms around him and sobbed noisily into his shoulder. He patted her back, then rubbed soothing circles, and she sobbed even harder. She didn’t really know why she was crying. Yeah, what he said touched her deeply. But she’d never been a random public crier, today’s flop was nothing out of the ordinary, and she couldn’t even blame her monthly cycle… Uuuurgh.

She lifted her face, sniffed hard, grimaced. “I made your uniform all soggy.”

“No sweat. I dig your snot.” His sarcasm dropped off: “Any better?”

She shrugged. Superficially, yes, she felt less doom-y. Her catastrophic life remained just that, however, and that weird unfocussed dread loomed ever larger. 

He reached into his pocket, brought out a paper napkin. “It’s clean, honest. Although I guess the cost of that hug was probably catching my cold, so who cares, huh?”

“I care.” Ew! “And yeah, that had occurred.” She still couldn’t quite bring herself to regret the hug. However much she hated them with anybody else, she had to admit that it’d released happy chemicals. She blew her nose noisily. “Thanks.”

“You’re welcome. Uh, you’ll probably need another for the eyeliner. There’s black goop, like, everywhere.”

She whipped out a powder compact with a mirror. Oh yeah. She’d gone for the full-on Joker look. Possibly, this was why she averted her despairing attention and started scrutinising Steve.

“Steve, are you okay? You look kinda—”

“—terminally dweeby? Or terminally dweeby and totally wrecked?” Catching his own reflection in the little mirror, he dabbed his slightly-less-buoyant-than-usual hair back into place.

“I was thinking more along the lines of a bit peaky.”

“It’s just this stupid cold. Plus, the crappy lighting in this dump. Seriously, sometimes guys need make-up too.”

She used her mirror to stare at him harder than herself now. Yeah, he looked pale, the shadows around his eyes nearly as shouty as her make-up malfunction. She snapped the mirror closed, spiralled back to face him.

“Steve, something else is wrong, isn’t it?”

“Woah! You’re, like, witchy when you do that, right?”

“Witchy?”

“Okay, maybe a bit psychic.”

“Alien brain-probe-y?”

“Yeah, that too. I mean, I figured I didn’t want to bother you, but…” He threw his hands up in surrender. “Let's just say my father has been extra cranky and disappointed in me lately, even by his short-tempered standards. That means extra shouty, and…” He rubbed his brow wearily. “Makes me feel even shitter about my life, I guess.”

“I’m sorry.” She longed to pay back that hug, though even with Steve, she was too squirmy and inexperienced to initiate one. He left then, anyway, heading back out front.

They were both uncharacteristically quiet for the rest of the day. He seemed exhausted, and smothered increasingly regular bouts of coughing. She wanted simply to get home, bypass her mom’s daily character assassination, and then sob and bitch to herself about life in general. 

When she finally sank her face into the soon-to-be disgusting and soggy pillow, that feeling of dread overwhelmed her. She simply couldn’t stop worrying about Steve, to the point she felt ill. Which was ridiculous. After all, he was at the end of a phone line, right?

She snuck out past her mom—who was howling her butt off at some screamingly homophobic sit-com—and dialled Steve’s number. When his dad answered, she gritted her teeth, forced herself to be mega polite. 

“Hi there, Mr Harrington. Sorry to disturb you. Is Steve there, please? It’s Robin.”

“Robin? Are you the latest girlfriend?”

“No,” she managed to grind out. “I’m the… friend-friend.”

“Don’t try to be cute.” Seriously, I wasn’t! “If you see him, tell him he owes me a thousand bucks.”

The line went dead. Robin dropped the phone, stared at it as it swung from its coiled wire. What just happened?

She went back to her room, sat down on the edge of her bed. If Steve wasn’t in, was he on a date? He hadn’t mentioned one. That said, given her eternal back-catalogue of disaster on the dating song-list—and her latest episode of moping—he probably didn’t want to upset her. She switched off her lamp, tried to sleep.

Impossible.

What his Dad said rankled, and made no sense anyhow. Why did Steve owe him a thousand bucks? That was a year's wages! Then again, Steve had mentioned something a while back about his tightwad parents charging him rent. It was probably what they’d been rowing over.

By the early hours of the morning, that sensation of dread had flourished to the point where she could no longer stand it. Sleep wasn’t happening, so she pulled on a warm coat and scarf, headed out, and grabbed her bike.

Once Henderson had gotten over the initial shock of her tapping on his window at four a.m., he considered her theory seriously enough: “You reckon his parents threw him out, and he’s sleeping rough somewhere,” he clarified, while he unlocked the wheel of his bike. “Why didn’t he tell us?”

“He can be kinda proud like that. Plus, I was having a beyond-horrible day.” She clutched her handlebars ever tighter. Steve hadn’t needed to tell her, anyhow. She’d known, and her anxieties flurried toward panic. He’d been getting up sick, right? As her clouding breath confirmed, tonight was bonkers cold.

Dustin jammed his woolly hat down over his ears. “Right. If you were sleeping rough in Hawkins, where would you go?”

They tried the bus station, the shop fronts on Main Street, even the High School outbuildings. They wound up outside the police station, debating about whether to go in. 

“Nobody will take us seriously,” pointed out Dustin. “I mean, he’s not technically missing. We don’t have any evidence that he’s not at home in his bed, comfortably snoring, while we’ve been cycling around freezing our faces off.”

“He’s not,” said Robin, and creepily—witchily? —she’d rarely been more convinced of anything in her life. “He’s in trouble. I know it.”

“Seeing as we’ve looked, basically, everywhere, I’m going to need something a bit more scientific than that.”

“We’ve barely started!” protested Robin, as a police wagon drew up beside. Chief Hopper got out, bleary eyed and with a cigarette hanging from one side of his mouth.

“God, that was a wasted call-out,” he muttered, then, belatedly absorbing who they were, said: “What the heck are you two doing here?”

“Being total idiots!” said Robin, so loudly even the Chief baulked. “It’s so obvious! Why didn’t I think of it before?”

Hopper looked crankier. Dustin gesticulated wildly with his thickly mittened hands: “What!?!”

“His car! His dad said something like, ‘Steve owes me a thousand bucks.’ That’s about the value of his car, right?”

“Steve Harrington?” asked Hopper. “Yeah. Kid’s got a nice set of wheels. Anybody gonna enlighten me what you’re doing here at this godforsaken hour?”

“Steve’s been sleeping rough,” said Robin. “In his car.”

“What? Last night?” Hopper frowned. “Temperatures have been sub-zero.” 

“Yeah, we know,” mumbled Dustin. “We also don’t actually know for sure that Steve isn’t home, and this isn’t all in her he—"

“It’s not in my head, Henderson. He’s out there. Chief, you’ve got to help us find him.”

Hopper wearily stubbed out his cigarette, swung open the passenger door. “Get in.”

***

Shivering hurt. His teeth hurt from chattering. As the night got colder, Steve curled up in the backseat of his car and discovered everything hurt.

He never knew cold could feel like this, like how his gran used to describe it—creeping through his veins and into the marrow of his bones. Whatever the heck that was. He was wearing, literally, all his clothes. What the hell else could he do?

He'd used the heater the previous two nights, since he’d taken off from his parents’, basically homeless. Now he was out of gas, and there was no chance of getting a refill can till next payday so…

He curled even tighter, wrapping his arms around himself. Like a hug. He recalled how he and Robin had hugged earlier, how he’d felt better after that, about… everything. Which was stupid. Because it’d solved nothing for either of them. He faintly hoped he hadn’t given Robin his germs. If they even were germs. Who needed germs, when you were this damn freezing?

At length, his fingers and toes stopped hurting and turned numb. Then, at last, he sensed some warmth. Which was weird, but then again, he felt increasingly weird—his skin kinda prickly as if he sweated, then suddenly, he was way too hot. Which was totally nuts, and confusing, but he’d take it. He shrugged off his blanket, which slid into the footwell. He might have removed his scarf, which was getting suffocating, but he was too damn tired.

He slept, shallowly, and the darkness beneath his eyelids grew pitted with white. It wasn’t like snow. Nothing was that yielding or soft. He hadn't the strength left to rub his eyes. He threw all his effort into his next, shallow, whistling breath, and… Christ! It suddenly made sense. He could see his lungs, right? Which was insane, but his fevered little mind saw it anyhow. They seemed all brittle, lined with scratchy glass, scraping and tearing with every breath, until...

An ice-toothed gale blasted him sidelong. Robin's scared face veered up in front of him. Uh, he’s definitely hallucinating, right? Nobody knew he was here; nobody should know. He needed her, though. Kinda figured he’d die here without her, and then… he was just plain scared.

He closed his eyes. Too much. Waaaay too much. And, shit, maybe that wasn’t Robin. Maybe it was her aliens, and those were lights from a spaceship—a UFO?

Somebody—some thing —slid an arm around his shoulder, another under his knees. He was scooped up, and felt the sensation of being carried. His stomach performed a feeble flip. Am I dying? Am I dead? Or am I zooming to another planet!?!

Then nothing. Until…

His lungs still felt too tight. He was lying somewhere warm and soft, however, and the air didn't burn or freeze, nor make him prickle and sweat. In fact, it was kinda soothing and sweet, though it still proved a struggle to get enough.

Somebody squeezed his hand. Somebody or thing was holding his hand! Aliens? If so, why wasn’t he freaking out? He pried his too-sleepy eyelids open. Robin! 

"Steve!" She smiled and gave him another squeeze.  There was a plastic mask over his mouth and nose, and he lifted a hand to bat it away. She stopped him, settled the mask again. “I’d leave that, it’s the oxygen. You’re okay now. You’re gonna be just fine.”

He tried to talk, though speech wasn’t happening. Just an embarrassing croak. Her make-up was smudged again. He almost forced his dry lips into a smirk. He must look worse, but with Robin, that’s okay.

A nurse turned up, checking his pulse, and the oxygen machine, fluffing the pillows. She talked, but he was too sleepy to listen. Robin bobbed up again, working her face strangely, and he couldn’t read whether she was about to laugh or cry:

"Look, Steve,” she burst out, “yeah, it's okay to not be okay. Next time, can you please be more specific about EXACTLY HOW NOT OKAY YOU ARE."

"Okay," he wheezed, and she started up talking again. Her voice soothed him, even though he was too far gone to listen. 

He isn’t okay. He feels weak and jittery and everything aches.

From this new all-time low, he can’t even start to think about what his future might hold without wanting to yell. Which he can't even do! But her, and their friendship—it’s good. Which was probably why, even now, he’s feeling her pain again, just as strong as his. He hated how she suffered every single day, keeping her hopes and dreams a secret. Jesus, whatever hurt her, hurt him, too. And he was stupidly grateful for that, which made no sense either.

Perhaps he should tell her, when he’d gotten his voice back? Before or after he’d thanked her for having somehow saved his life. Or perhaps that would sound crazy and a bit creepy. Or witchy and physic? Huh, hadn’t he accused her of that earlier?

Listening to her talking, he ebbed and sank into somewhere safer and warm.

****

Part of this fic series (whump, platonic stobin & steddie fic)

[zero-insignificance]

DND Recap: The Journey to Philidelphia

Cast includes: Rose the DM, Bob (yours truly), Patrick, Truk, Zara (new player) + guest starring Alfie!

So canonically Bob has his own cryptocurrency, Bobcoin. Bobcoin will make the feywilds great again or some shit like that.

Alfie is in the kitchen stress cooking and Bob has enchanted some of the foods.

Then we are introduced to Zara. Tabaxi wizard. Serious anxiety problems.

Alfie says hi to Zara cuz they know each other (85 years in Russia for Alfie and Zara is secretly immortal) Zara has a pastry that as enchanted by Bob.

The next thing Zara touches is turned into gold pieces. They turn a spoon into one gold piece

Patrick eats an enchanted food. He gets "You can't stops stubbing your toe." He loopholes this by pulling out a rubber toe and stubbing it over and over.

A guard takes a bit of enchanted food. Here's the thing they got. "Your bones are pasta noodles. You are weak to bludgeoning and force damage for the next hour. The Italians are in pursuit."

Patrick breaks all of the bones. Zara has a straight up PANIC ATTACK.

Alfie sends Clementine the Fungus Furred Flounder Ferret to start grounding Zara. Clem does a very good job.

Zara asks to keep Clem. Alfie refuses but says that Zara can probably go to Sha'am to get their own pet.

Zara and Patrick fight over dragons. Patrick has dragon-based trauma, Zara was raised by dragons. Patrick won't shut up and Alfie just materializes a spectral hand over Patrick's mouth. Alfie is so stressed he might implode. Patrick has some more enchanted food.

"You feel incredibly lucky. For the duration of the session you and all allies within 20 feet of you have advantage on all rolls."

Bragar has a bit of enchanted food. He gains one use of find familiar. His familiar is magikarp. Magikarp can be evolved with one

And a rose appears in the corner of the kitchen. Rose: You should go on your honeymoon Alfie: You're right. Uh Zara can you like take my place? Zara: Uh I um okay? Alfie: Thanks! Bob make sure they don't fuckin KILL each other. Bob: *salutes* On it! Patrick: *trying to crowbar off the hand* Alfie: *Materializes suitcase and hat* I'm going on my honeymoon! See ya in a week! Bob: Bye future husband!

The hand covering Patrick's mouth vanishes.

Zara and Patrick bicker some more. Bob: Is this what it's like for Alfie? Alfie: *pops back up* Yes. Bob: I'm gonna need caffeine and ibuprofen. *painkiller cappuccino combo* Zara: Can I have some? Bob: I'm fae. I can make a cappuccino you can drink... without cursing you... Um drink preference? Zara: Caramel latte. Bob materializes a caramel latte in her hand.

Bob and Zara can vibe. Zara and Patrick hate each other

At Sha'am Zara gets a Copycat they name Beelzebub.

Sha'Carri looks heartbroken and like they've been crying.

Bob: Sha'Carri? Are you okay? Sha'Carri: No... Bob: Do you want to talk about it? Sha'Carri: No... Bob: Well at least you've got me and our undying friendship? Sha'Carri: *starts ugly crying* Bob: OH GOD THAT MADE IT WORSE- Truk: Move. *hugs Sha'Carri* It's okay. Bob. Go. Sha'Carri: *crying* Why must he hurt me so? Truk: *Russian* Because he's stoopid. He doesn't know. Sha'Carri: I want him to know! Truk: Sometimes you have to let go. Bob: Bragar, is my friendship with Sha'Carri ruined? Bragar: Possibly. Probably not. Bob: *dense is autism* Oh okay.

So, everyone else goes into the Nap Sack so Bob can get the party to the Kingdom of Philidelphia.

Everyone in the Nap Sack is vibing when down the hall is a green table with a familiar figure shuffling cards.

A chill goes down Bob's spine "WHAT DAY IS IT-" he asks a random Russian citizen. "It's Wednesday?" "Fuck."

Hatsune Miku challenges the entire party to poker and Alfie is allowed to play in Bob's place. Bob is visibly relieved.

We play poker over discord. We all kinda suck. Truk wins.

Zara: *gets an 11 on the wisdom save* Hank: You are disgusting.

All money turns into paper money in Philadelphia. Platinum pieces are 100s Gold pieces are 20s Electrum pieces are 10s Silver pieces are 5s And copper pieces are 1s

Bob says we're here and everybody hops out and Alfonse spies a Philly cheesesteak cart.

He buys one and I am told to roll a con save. I succeed and I'm told that if I got anything below 16, I would be addicted to Philly cheesesteaks and would have to eat one every three turns.

Alfie goes back to his honeymoon in Equestria where he is a member of the Pegasus Army. He knew Flash Magnus and the rest of the Pillars of Equestria. His honeymoon only properly starts about 200 years after Equestria is founded.

We head to the Stone Mason's Guild

There is Rotgrim Thunder and Grimrot Thunder. Truk asks if they would be willing to give up their demigod powers and they refuse.

Rotgrim disses the Late Brick and that was the wrong decision

Bragar is being followed by magikarp *magikarp sounds*

Rotgrim does a double attack.

Truk does a double attack on Rotgrim.

Rotgrim is sent through the wall. Rotgrim is in the street.

Grimrot: What’s the old saying? I don’t care how big the room is. I cast fireball.

Bob cast witch bolt

He rubs his index fingers together and does finger guns to cast it, 30. Because Grimrot is wearing platemail Bob's witch bolt does and additional 2d12 of lightning damage.

Grimrot got canceled on fanfic.net

Truk yeets Rotgrim.

Grimrot: Aaaand IIIIII THROUGH WILD DESIRE~ I FELL IN.... TO THE RING OF FIRE~ Bob teleports Patrick out as a reaction. Zara goes to the astral plane. Bragar sucker punches the guy twice.

Bob: Alfie? Rose: The line to contact Alfie has been temporarily disconnected. Bob: They’re definitely fucking. Alfie is currently in battle in the Pegasus Army getting traumatized.

Oh no oh no OH YEAH *insert koolaid man* Koolaid man is Dionysus’s kid

Grimrot kermits sewerslide Patrick goes “The bell doesn’t dismiss you. I do.” and heals Grimrot to one hp to kill him.

Bob takes Grimrots axe. The Axe of the Dwarvish Lords. Bob removes the curse successfully. He will not be cursed.

Markiplier records in the nap sack Jacksepticeye records in the nap sack Mat Pat is retired in the nap sack

The session had to be split into two so

DND RECAP: The True Fight

“Rotgrim, brother no-”

Phase two Bob's new great axe flies out of his hand and Rotgrim is now a LARGE creature standing at 9 feet tall.

Rotgrim: Are you ready to die brother? Truk: No. Are you? Bob: Alfie brought Chicken Tikka Masala! Patrick: Where did you get that from? Bob: Alfie brought it.

Grimrot canonically does not wear shoes and paints on socks He has tattooed on crocs.

Bob has an everstone

Rose: It’s the warlock twinks turn

Bragar is knocked prone in front of Rotgrim Bob is being held like a football in front of Patrick

Rotgrim: You think that’ll stop me? Patrick: CUZ YOU’RE A LITTLE BITCH- *shmack* Patrick: ow. I cast silvery barbs as a reaction.

Healing is canonically a free action.

Zara: go fuck yourself go fuck yourself go fuck yourself

Bob's next turn he does witch bolt and I got a NATURAL fucking 20 This means I got to roll 12d12

Natural 20 Witch Bolt, 67+7+12=86 FUCKING DAMAGE CUZ CRITICAL HIT AND ROTGRIM WAS WEARING PLATEMAIL

Bragar almost fuckin died cuz he was prone in front of Rotgrim and Zara cast a frost spell that hit BOTH Bragar and Rotgrim.

Bragar has 30 hp and ZERO self-preservation skills.

Patrick does one last hard hit and Rotgrim is left on 1 hp so Truk can land the killing blow. "Thozall won't be pleased with this."

And Truk beheads them and watches Rotgrim Thunder crumble to dust.

weewooweewooweewooweewooweewoo-

IT'S THE POPO!

Sheep minotaur cop: WE GOT LARPERS AT THE SCENE OF A GRUESOME MURDER- Bob: *scoffs* I'm not a LARPER. I'm a FEMBOY.

So Truk talks to everyone, says it was self defense. Bob says it was self-defense. We all roll persuasion. I got a 6. Thankfully everyone else pulled through. The police believe us but IT TURNS OUT ZARA IS A FUCKING WARCRIMINAL. So, she's got a warrant out for her arrest.

Patrick grabs Bob, Truk grabs Patrick, Bragar grabs Truk and Zara and Bragar BOOKS IT. We are all stacked on top of each other.

We are on the run from the cops and take up disguises for the rest of our time in Philly.

Bragar is now a great bearded vulture aarakocra Truk is a halfling Bob is a fairy Patrick is an aasimar Zara is a tiefling 

I look up things we can do in Philadelphia. One of them is the Liberty Bell, and the other is Eastern State Penitentiary.

Zara gets a gf Bob sees the liberty bell and also gets rolled ice cream and bubble tea We all meet at Texas Roadhouse~

We all look at the actual Texas Roadhouse menu.

Bragar and Truk eat a bunch of raw meats. Bob gets a combo appetizer to share with Zara Mac n Cheese and strawberry cheesecake. Zara and Truk get a slice of Apple Pie. Patrick really wanted a whole ass blooming onion for himself. Bob also gets a spiked strawberry lemonade.

At the Liberty Bell Bob overheard some people talking about how the spirits of Eastern State Penitentiary have been restless.

Mark comes out of the Nap Sack and says that he's leaving the party and is going to spend his days with friends and family. Alfie appears next to him so they can finally get Philly Cheesesteak together.

Truk says good bye to Mark and they're off.

Up next is the Ghost Busters/Luigi’s Mansion episode.

End of session Shenanigans:

Hank and Thozall are exes.

Thozall turned Hank into an orb cuz he was a know-it-all ASS.

Me: Do you think Brian and Hank would have been a power couple? Both of them transfigured by their exes for being shitty boyfriends. Like we were supposed to drop Hank off at Brian's place and never did. We may or may not have ruined their first date Rose: That's going to be an episode, (the first date) Hank just wears a bowtie and a tiny Fedora Me: Of course Hank wore a fedora. That was the first red flag

Hank: haters (Patrick Zara and Thozall) I can't stand to see a bad bitch winning (being a snide snobby piece of shit)

[rinhaler]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlueLock/s/F9IYrC7Jak

LUXE HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT??!?!!! frothing at the mouth I need him to do so many dastardly deeds to me neow!!!!!

Sorry I didn’t reply the other day I was also feeling weird I’ve gotten a lot of bad news this week but also a lot of good news??? And my brain doesn’t know how to handle it womp womp. BUT I HOPE UR FEELING BETTER TODAY I LOVE UUUUUUU in case no one’s told u today ur a pretty princess and u deserve all the hugs and kisses MWAH 💕🧋

link

omg i havent seen it im FERALLLLL im so insane for shidou lately it's actually making me look stoopid. I have this game downloaded but ive been too lazy to play it yet LMAO

ARE U DOING BETTER BABY? sorry ur having a hard time but im glad u got some good news too!

UR THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS ILY thank u for checking in MWAH MWAH MWAH 💖💖💖

[shadowbugzimmy]

*Is trying his best to carve a pumpkin with help from Zimmy* Look daa', issa pum'kin! *Finishes, happy with the end result*

*Hugs Baby* Good job, Baby!

*Tries to carve a pumpkin, but is getting a bit frustrated* Nerghhh...stoopid pumkinn...

*Helps PriZi* It's alright, buddy. You can do this. *Pats him on the back*

(Bug arches her back as she notices something dark green quickly slink back behind a cabinet.)

*Looks towards that cabinet, getting a bit suspicious*

[moonlight-sonata99]

The 3 Kisses

Tech x Reader

Warnings; established relationship, Jealous reader! not proofread cause im hella tired rn, a little OOC!!

A/N: IM DEDICATING THIS SHT TO JUST KISSING TECH CAUSE I WANNA CHALLENGE MYSELF, Im scared omfg. Also i learned that his device is called a data pad DONT @ ME IM STOOPID-

First order of business

I don't think tech would initiate kissing first

You have to-

sorry but that how it is TT

it definitely doesn't mean he dislikes it though.

Tech has his own way of doing things, and his own ways of showing affection.

And when you do finally kiss, He tenses up.Alot.

some part of me also thinks he literally squeezes his eyes shut.

First kiss

“a-are you sure this is okay...?” you mutter as tech’s chest pressed against yours, feeling his heart race he slowly nods his fingers fiddling with his goggles. You mumble a “okay” placing a hand on his cheek and slowly leaning closer to him. Your heart pounded an you felt a little excited, You two had told each other you liked each other.However,Since then you two hadn't done much about it. Making you believe that maybe it never happened.That you dreamed it somehow. But now you are here your lips hovering over his, You feel his lips that were barely opened brush against your. The hand that was on his cheek lowers to stay on his chest and you slowly push you lips against him, As if he wasn't already he tensed up even more as you slowly moved your lips against his that were still, Very still.

Second kiss

“Brown eyes...” you growled to yourself as you exited cids office with the gang as they followed Phee, You turned your head to look at teach who was in front of you looking at his data pad.

“Tech” you called out to him, He stopped and turned to look at you,.

“What is it?” he inquired lowering the data pad,

“Come” you state grabbing his wrist lightly and dragging him out and into th dark alleyway near the bar.

“The other are right ov-”

“Yes yes i know..” you sigh out as you let go of his arm and turn to look at him.

“What is it?” he asks again, looking at you.

“That lady was flirting with you, didn't you notice?” you blurt out as his eyes widen slightly 

“No,Even if she did i wouldnt matter.” he replies,as you nod your head 

“Your right..Sorry..” you mumble rubbing your arm sheepishly, You then look up at him expectantly.

“What?”

“Can i..?” you trail off gesturing to your lips, His eyes always opened when you asked this, 

a “Oh” flies out of his mouth as his fingers tips began to fiddle with his goggles.

“Of course.” He states putting his data pad in his pocket as you approached him and wrapped your arms around him,At first he hesitated but he lightly put a hand on you back as you hugged him for a while.

“she was right tho,You really do have pretty eyes.  “ You cut the silence with your muffled voice in his shoulder.

“Do i?” He inquired 

“Yes.” you say pulling back slightly and touching his goggles, his eyes followed your fingertips as they danced across his vision. You grabbed the strap keeping them in place and lifted them up. 

The world now looked fuzzy for tech,

“My glas-” 

“You’ll get them back don't worry” you cooed placing them on your right hand and using your left hand to place on his cheek, Your thumb slowly brushing it.

“I do feel the need to remind you,The group might be waiting for us” Tech interrupts your admiring.

“Alright alright..” you sigh wit a smile on your face.

“Let me just..” you trail on and give him a quick peck on hips lips and place his goggles back on head,

“Lets go shall we?” you say beginning to walk ahead of him and back to the gang.

Third kiss

“Oh my god...i think he's going to make it” You stare at the pad in omegas hand in amazement.

‘hes so handsome when he's in his element..’ you think as you keep your eye on him during the race,

“OOH!HE MIGHT MAKE IT!!” you exclaim leaning over the ledge in an effort to see through the cloud of dust, as wrecker and omega watch next to you invested in the race.

A speeder rushes through the finish line and the crowd roars

“And the winner is...Tech!!!”

“Yes!!tech!!” omega,wrecker and yourself scream out loud, and run to him.

“You did it!!” omega exclaimed and ran to tech as he too ff his helmet ad looked at the small girl

“You sound surprised” he states and looks to wrecker who screams yes 

“We thought you were a goner!” he laughs as you run up to tech

“Tech that was amazing!!!” you exclaimed hugging him, In your excitement you place a little kiss on lips and the crowd lets out a little “ooh~”

Your cheeks warm up “Oh my god im so sorry!” you blurt out fumbling over your words as tech fiddles with his glasses.

“It is alright,” he states and looks at you.

“If  may,” he adds placing a hand on your chin and softly kisses your lips, and pulling away. He turns his head to the crowd whos now shouted his name and cheering.

Leaving you a stuttering hot mess:)

[kisstytea]

Can I uh… get a nice cup of fluff headcanons for Vinnie Vincent kind of like the ones you did for Eric?

😳 👉🏻👈🏻

YES OFC I LOVE HIMS

Warnings: I accidentally added in the fact that I think Vinnie’s kind of a sub so uhm take that as you will

A/N: I LOVE HIM AND HE DESERVES MORE ATTENTION 😤

Vinnie Vincent Fluff HCs

•oml he LOVES YOU 

•A lot like Eric, he’s really clingy but a bit more possessive but not in a bad way

•It’s more of like a “you’re mine and I don’t want anyone to hurt you” kind of thing. So he’s always holding your hand or has his arm around your shoulder in public. 

•He thinks it’s kinda cute when you steal his clothes (like especially the ankh necklace-)

•Honestly you tease him a lot and say he looks like a very pretty woman but w knows you’re joking

•Oh yeah and Vinnie also likes to be cuddled as well. He’s the little spoon ofc

•Honestly probably a subby boi ngl because like- yeah. This man is CLEARLY a bottom

•I mean he’s got to be a switch at most 

•If you tell him he’s pretty, istg he’ll die on the spot.

•Sometimes he talks in his sleep at night but it’s always something stoopid like “but I don’t wanna be a donut” and it makes you giggle

•Whenever he’s sad, you’ll let him rest his head on you and listen to him talk about it

•He’ll be a dick sometimes and steal one of your nachos but you don’t say anything because he’s cute 

•He has goddamn noodle arms but he actually gives the best hugs

•Give this lanky bitch all the love he deserves pls (BECAUSE HE’S SO UNDERRATED 😤)

[grrrrrarro]

This is my first time requesting from literally anyone so please excuse the fact I have no clue if there's like, ???a specific??? format??? I should use??? Feel free to ignore this if I'm not doing something right I completely understand 💀

how about some Billy Lenz angst? 👀

Uwaahh😭😭My dear friend I litteraly write anything but angst😭😭BUT since thats ur first time, I guess why not try writting it💖💖 (but next time check my pinned request list)☀️NEVER WROTE ANGST BEFORE

please read notes at the end of this monstosity, didnt want to waste more space here

(Tw: angst, near s/o death, regrets, Billy is his own trigger warining, happy endinig)🤨😈 (they/them pronouns) Request Open

Billy Lenz angst🤯

He didnt mean it, he really didnt mean it to happen, he was full of anger and he really didnt want to push them. S/o told him that they have to go for a while, some sort of family meeting? Far away from home, and Billy didnt want to go there nor let them leave him for those few days. He didnt want to be alone again

Now s/o was laying on ground, not responding to his calls, he froze, pure panic was inside his mind. After few seconds of staring at them he checked if they still are alive. Lucky for him and them, s/o was still breathing, Billy figured that they Just passed out due to hard meeting with the floor. He tried his best to pick them up and carry to nearest bed/couch ('pick them up' is a big word he is shmol he cant really carry people, more like slide them carefully on floor)

He has 0 clue how to act when somone passes out, well he never had to know, he is a serial killer god damn why would he need that knowlage for?

If s/o doesnt wake up in less than half hour he will start to panic again, yep their dead, yuup I killed only person i care for. He will cry and he hug them. IF they wake up, he will be sure that its some kind of miracle and tear up even more. He will promise to himself that he will never even try to argue with them, and if they have any kind of memory loss/brain problems after that, He will never forgive himself and be very very distant for a while( too spooked that he will hurt them again)

If they somehow forgive him, he will think that they are either saint or stoopid, how could s/o forgive him? He nearly killed them? But he wont complain, he is grateful. Also He will get super protective and worried, their head hurts? Oh lourd lay down queen/king i will bring you tea. Someone in work mean? Well not anymore😈! He will do litteraly do anything to pay back for what he did.

Oh also if there was any witness, their dead, no matter if that was some sort of close friend or family member, dead as hell im sorry he wont put up with somone knowing about what he did (even if s/o survives)

GUYS BEFORE YALL WILL UNFALLOW ME AND HAVE TRAUMA DUE STUFF U JUST READ, PLS UNDERSTAND I DIDNT EVEN READ ANGST😭 I JUST WANT TO TRY WRITTING NEW FORMAT😳 plz no bully in comments (also sorry for long waiting, i was really thinking if I even want to upload it)

[circus4apsycho8]

Hey can I request Lloyd who has a crush on his f!bestfriend but his bestie is stoopid and is oblivous to his advances?

𝚊/𝚗: 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢!

oblivious. | lloyd x reader

“I don’t know if the green’s going to go well with our house’s theme,” you note, frowning as you study your screen. Lloyd chuckles, not caring so much about the color dilemma you’d been debating on for the past ten or so minutes.

Lloyd moves his Minecraft avatar so that he’s standing next to yours. “I have an idea. Can I have the beds for a second?”

He sees you nodding from his peripheral vision, and soon enough, Lloyd’s character holds two lime beds. A smirk lines his lips as he places them side-by-side in the middle of the room.

“There,” Lloyd says. “We can add a little bit of a nature theme, don’t you think? That would probably look better.”

He watches as you stare at your screen, his eyes widening in disbelief as you fail to react to his little hint, instead nodding. “That’s better. I’m going to go grab some vines so I can decorate.”

Lloyd refrains from laughing as he nods, simultaneously feeling amused and frustrated. He picks his phone up, sending a quick text to Kai:

DUDE I PUT OUR MINECRAFT BEDS TOGETHER AND SHE DIDNT EVEN REACT

“By the way, we should probably plan on visiting the Nether soon,” you note as he watches your avatar dart towards the exit.

“Sounds good.”

The screen of his phone lights up with a response:

Kai: WTF HOWWWWW

Kai: this is bad

Kai: maybe she just didn’t understand?? Try flirting outside of the game too, lmk how she reacts

Lloyd: sure

Well, that’s easier said than done, but Lloyd knows he can make it work. Hopefully.

Decision made, he returns his focus to the game, promptly exiting the house. “Where’d you go?”

“Not far, just to the birch forest nearby,” you answer, tone soft. Lloyd wonders what you have to constantly be thinking about to miss all of the blatant flirting he’d done. Even so, it only makes him smile. It’s cute, in your own way.

Lloyd suddenly gets an idea as you’re attacked by a skeleton that had been lurking underneath the shade of the trees. Once you fend it off, he says:

“Hey, we should change your respawn location to my place.”

“Oh, you’re right,” you note, turning back in the direction of the house. “I almost forgot to set my spawn.”

He can’t help but snort, taking a moment to rub his forehead. Oh boy.

A pop of red catches his attention, and he finds that there’s a red tulip nearby. He makes his character break it, placing it in his avatar’s hand before following you inside.

“We should put our tulips together.”

“Oh my gosh, yes! A flower garden would be so cute!” you chirp excitedly, spamming the sneak key a few times before dashing out of the house. “Put all of the flowers you find in our chest!”

Lloyd obeys, but sighs as he places his tulip in the chest. I’m going to have to up my game…

…

“Are you serious?” Kai questions as Lloyd deflects an attack.

“Dead! She just takes it the complete opposite of how I intended it to be!” Lloyd says, shaking his head. Kai laughs, swinging another attack in Lloyd’s direction.

“Well, if pick-up lines aren’t working, maybe you could try being a little more affectionate?” Cole suggests, cursing underneath his breath when Zane evades the swing of his weapon. “She may be more receptive to stuff like hugging, light hand-holding, that kind of thing.”

“And you know, if all else fails…you can just, you know. Tell her how you feel,” Nya adds as she knocks Jay over.

“I agree,” Zane chimes in. “Judging by how she’s been reacting, it seems like a direct confession would be wisest.”

“I know, but I just…” Lloyd groans, shaking his head. “I’ve known her for years and I’ve accepted that I love her, but she’s…a little dense with this stuff. Not that that’s a bad thing, necessarily. It’s more cute than anything.”

“I get it,” Kai replies. “Don’t worry too much, though. Worst case scenario, you just bite the bullet and tell her.”

The green ninja nods, sighing. “Yeah. I guess we’ll see how today goes.”

…

You arrive shortly after their training session. Lloyd grins as he sees you entering the room, as beautiful as ever.

His heart skips a beat as you return his smile, causing butterflies to well in his tummy. He watches as you come to sit next to him on the couch, both facing the television.

“Hey,” you greet, leaning back. “How are you?”

“I’m doing alright. How about yourself?”

“I’m well enough,” you reply. “Are we going to work on our world today?”

“We can later, but today is movie day,” Lloyd notes as the others come in to settle into their respective spots one-by-one. Kai shoots Lloyd a thumbs-up while you aren’t looking before sitting down.

Once everyone is ready, the lights are turned off, snacks are distributed, and the movie begins. Partway through, Lloyd casually slips his arm around your shoulders. He notices that you snuggle into him a little bit, but you don’t appear to be flustered or anything.

The two of you stay like that throughout the rest of the movie. At some point, Kai shoots Lloyd a disbelieving expression, to which Lloyd responds with a mere shrug.

Soon enough, the movie ends, and it seems as if you’ve fallen asleep. Everyone else stands, stretching and cleaning their trash up.

“Seriously? Nothing?” Kai asks, tone quiet.

Lloyd shakes his head. “Nope.”

“Lloyd, just tell her!” Nya urges as she follows Jay to the kitchen.

“Tell me what?” you ask, stirring. Lloyd glances down at you, nervousness suddenly coursing through him as he sees you rubbing your sleepy eyes.

“Uh…come with me,” Lloyd instructs, taking your hand. You stand, and with that, the green ninja pulls you outside to the deck of the Bounty.

“What’s wrong?” you ask he drags you to the railing.

“I, um…” Lloyd swallows nervously, and suddenly, he’s hyperaware of how fast his heart is racing. “I have a confession to make.”

“Okay, I’m listening.”

Lloyd sighs, spying your hands resting on the railing. He scoops them into his own, noting how cold your skin is.

“I…I like you,” Lloyd starts, averting his gaze and wishing he felt as confident as he did before.

“I like you too, Lloyd,” you respond, smiling softly.

“Yeah, but I, um…I like you like you,” he admits. Wow. Mature way to phrase it.

His cheeks warm as he hears you giggle, watching with wide eyes as you stand on your tiptoes, pressing a small kiss against his cheek. “Well, Lloyd, I like you like you too.”

Lloyd is about to respond when he hears cheering emanating from nearby. He jumps in shock, looking over to see the ninja rejoicing.

“About damned time!” Kai yells.

“See, what did I tell you?” Nya adds.

“Huh?” you question. “They know?”

“I kinda…had to get some advice from them.”

“Wait,” you say, as if you’d just realized something. “Is that why you put our Minecraft beds together?!”

“Maybe?”

You roll your eyes, chuckling. “You’re a dork.”

“Says the one who didn’t respond to any of my flirting!”

“You were flirting?”

Lloyd can’t help but laugh, going to hug you. “I was. Don’t worry about it.”

𝚊/𝚗: 𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚓𝚊𝚐𝚘 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗; 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘!

[whiskeyswriting]

A New Commanding Officer

Once done with breakfast, Alana stood in front of her mirror and inspected her outfit. Cindy and Mike just smile at her from the door. “Are you ready, love?”

Alana turns and salutes them. “Yes ma’am.”

Viper chuckles and corrects her form. “Nice job officer.” He picks her up and carries her to the car. “So you’re going to be helping Lieutenant Commander Simpson.”

“Uncle Beau!” Alana cheers. “Papaw? Can I tell the students they don’t know how to fly?”

Viper cracks up. “Princess these are the best aviators in the Navy.”

Alana makes a face but says nothing in response. “If you says so.”

Soon they arrived and Viper led tiny Alana to Beau’s office. “Remember princess: behave. You’re 4. Not a Navy Commander.”

“One day I will be,” she says knocking on Beau’s office door and walking in. 

"There's my assistant for the day," Beau says picking her up and hugging her.

“I got my pen ready and I have my snacks too!”

Beau chuckles and sets Alana down and walks hand in hand with her to his first class. The students immediately stand and salute him. “At ease,” Alana tells them.

From the back of the classroom, Robyn sees them and raises a brow at Beau. Oh today was going to be fun she just knew it. She knew he loved Alana like if she was his own. She also knew Alana was a sassy tiny thing, which she got from Viper and her mother.

The class proceeded as normal. Alana made her version of a seating chart and would give students a happy or sad face of how well they were listening to Beau and Jester.

“Go get ready for a hop you all have,” Beau says dismissing the students.

Beau heads to the communications room with Alana. The girl gasps when she sees Robyn saved her a seat. “Auntie Venom!”

“Hi love,” Beau says coming to peck his wife quickly. “She was excited to see you.”

What the students didn’t expect was that they would be served humble pie.

“He bwoke the hard deck. No points.”

“Idiot. Too close!”

“He almost crashed papaw! Stoopid jerk.”

“Why do they think they are best?”

After the hop, the students come back to the classroom. Once the students are seated, Beau stands at the front of their class, and Alana takes her chance to stand on his desk. “You all suck. Tewwible pilots and wingmen. Only good was Robert and Taylor.”

Alana continues before Beau can reach her. Looking down at her scribbles and her seating chart she points to every student and tells them what they did wrong. Beau has no time to react before the students are shouting that a four-year-old knows nothing.

Boomer: “Who the hell does she think she is?”

Alpha: “She probably still wets the bed! Who the fuck said she could even be here?”

Dublin: “She kinda does have a point. We all can improve one way or another.” 

Salem: “You can’t even read the alphabets.”

Costa: “Kid probably still has training wheels on her bike and is telling us how to fly a fighter jet…”

Facing the students, Alana stands with her hands fisted at her tiny hips. “Change number AFC 029 is used to install MLG dual chamber shock absorber. ATARS stands for advanced tactical air reconnaissance system.” Alana proceeds to give the students the exact aircraft dimensions and gross weight for a F/A-18A/C Hornet. “You fly like you have training wheels on your landing gear. And it’s alphaBET, not alphaBETS Salem… Maybe your brain is wrong because your ancestors burned witches.”

Venom is trying so hard to keep a straight face and goes to carry her back to her shared office with Whiskey and Dragon.

Viper sighs in defeat as the two Admirals, who were in the class, chuckle. “So Viper, how's it going raising a kid again?” Pharaoh asks him. 

“Actually, can we hire her?” Edison adds

Beau recovers and manages to calm the students down. “That’s enough!”

Meanwhile, Venom is recounting every word of what Alana said to Dragon and Whiskey. All three women crack up when Alana looks up at them innocently and says, with a yawn, “They haf to prove they best of the best.” 

Alana cuddles into Whiskey’s lap and closes her eyes for a nap. “Awww!”

“You’re not keeping her Whiskey,” Dragon tells her friend before she can finish her sentence.

After a couple of hours, Viper comes to pick up Alana. The young girl is still asleep on Whiskey. She whines when Viper tries to wake her. “Cinco minutes more,” she sleepily mumbles.

Viper chuckles and has Whiskey carry Alana to the car. “Thank you, Jade.”

“Mike, you know it’s always a pleasure to spend time with this tiny commander. Soon she’ll be our boss.”

Viper chuckles. “Oh, she’ll be a handful alright.”

“Means she’ll be strong and levelheaded. Our little aviator.”

When Mike arrives home with Alana, she's awake now and chatting excitedly about how much she had teaching with Beau. Her ire at the students flying was lessening. Mike decided not to reprimand her for calling the students stupid. Sometimes they needed to hear it.

He smiled after her as she walked inside the house and she was telling Cindy about her day. "Oh, baby. She'll be a commander alright."

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