#High to the numbers!

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[soapbbox]

A Quintesson attack leaves Megatron in need of repairs.

Let’s pretend this takes place early where Megatron isn’t incredibly paranoid about back stabbing (Starscream) yet

[nando161mando]

There are now over 15 million empty homes in the US, and 650,000 homeless per the very bias official numbers, or 23 houses per person

[setaflow]

The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:

Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.

Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years

[bogleech]

Wouldn't it be entirely possible, even likely, that with all the silly weaknesses vampires and stuff were supposed to have, they'd also turn out to be weak to any number of things that have only been invented more recently? Like who's to say vampires aren't also repelled by the smell of play-doh or driven insane by MIDI music? We've invented so much shit in just the last century there'd be NO predicting this. For all we know they burn to ash if they look at Luigi.

[switchthedragon]

Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

[dw-flagler]

Like, I try not to be a hater. but what happiness does this elicit? what happiness could this elicit? What is here? It's nothing.

I once read this very popular Worm/Sky High fanfic that was just post-GM Taylor being transplanted into the Sky High universe, inwardly sneering at everyone there for having a lower PRT rating than her, musing about how she was the most powerful person in the school, bragging about the people she'd killed, mumbling about power ratings to characters who obviously had no idea what the fuck she was referring to, and then handily defeating the main Sky High villain in half a chapter

it wasn't satire, just an example of your basic average wormfic

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

the high guards littlest fan

[emiko-matsui]

number one fabian gorgug moment will always be i run at him and i hug him harder than ive hugged anyone in my life but a close second is during fabian's first party at seacaster manor and gorgug's parents text fabian to ask where gorgug is and he just sends back a picture of him sleeping under the couch with his feet sticking out

[moonlightmagical]

AND ZAC OYAMA JOINS THE RANKS OF PLAYERS THAT READ THE FUCKING BOOK, BRENNAN

[snarfflarf]

i think something that's under appreciated a lot in fantasy high is that fig is supposed to be the rebellious archetype and she cant go anywhere without her mommy and daddy and other daddy

[little-doggy-boy-kisserstraight]

[varian-ross-horror-author]

"Disabled people should be allowed to be as independent as we can be" and "disabled people should not be pressured to be hyper-independent in order to not wind up in nursing homes against our will" are two thoughts that can, and should, exist at the same time.

[ouroborosorder]

no genre has been done as dirty as stealth games. Like. if thousands of people thought they hated sokoban games because hundreds of game developers created dogshit mandatory sokoban segments in every game for no reaso- okay bad example

[anxious-alyssia]

I need to get stuff done-

500 notes: I actually drink water

900 notes: I'll try to get my hw done

2000 notes: I'll eat smth today

2500 notes: I'll clean my room

5000 notes: I'll organize my books and shelves

green = completed

blue = reached but not yet done

[elysian-crow]

big fan of whatever this is