#Hitman File

[hyeahgaku]

SAKAMOTO DAYS "Hitman File" fanbook illustration gallery

[keirientez]

its been so long but im back

[yakool-foolio]

I do NOT have a type I do NOT have a type I do NOT have a type I do NOT have a type I do NOT have a type I do NOT have a type

[helltigon]

No one: My brain for some reason: what if huskerdusk au where Husk is owned by Vox and Angel is owned by Rosie

[what-the-fuck-khr]

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[halfawillowtree]

How many Characters are you Familuare with

Pillow (BFDI)

Becky Goodair

Larxene

Judy Bound

Fox (Housepets)

Mimic the Octopus

Lemmy Koopa

Mahiru Koizumi

Frosty Harlow

Iruka (Rain Code)

Jack (Beastars)

Helen Lovejoy

Megumi Tadokoro

Eric Foreman

Hiram Lodge

Aria (Bug Fabels)

Reza Zaydan

Boss (AI Somnium)

Spencer Reid

Tohru Adachi

Which ones

[fictional-birthdays]

Happy Birthday! (March 14th)

Dotty (Animal Crossing)

Kanade Maki (Kaichou wa Maid-sama)

Hina (Pop’n Music)

Mimi Nyami Sei-jin (Pop’n Music)

M M G (Pop’n Music)

Elizabeth Oshiro (Lucid9)

Fuya Kawahara (NEO: The World Ends With You)

Keigo Kazuma (Dream Festival)

Koji Tono (Cheer Boys!!)

Byakuran (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)

Kanata Minato (I-Chu)

Miu Takigawa (22/7)

Dokuta Yogano (AI: The Somnium Files)

Plum (Magical Pokémon Journey)

Uchicchi (Love Live! School Idol Festival)

Margit Eberbach (Majikoi!)

Yuu Suzuno (King of Prism)

[unluckyservice4]

*there's a file posted. It looks like a recording*

Play?

[Yes] <- [No]

*when you hit play, you can hear voices*

'no, no, no, no, no! Monica wanted to mess everyone up, why's this stupid thing no working!!!'

"....Monica? What are you doing...?"

'Servant's stupid laptop won't do what it's supposed to do!!!'

"...What did you just try?"

"'Naaaw, don't worry lil sis! We'll get you a better toy than that ratty old thing~"

"............."

"Now, why don't you be a good girl and run off to play with the others, mmkay? Me an' Servant gotta talk 'bout some shit."

'Hmph! Okaaaay'

*sounds of little footsteps are heard, as well as a brief pause of silence. Then...*

"You understand, right? What I need you to do?"

"....You seem to be showing your hand a bit early, don't you think?"

"Yeah, well I wouldn't have to if some fuckin' shit hadn't introduced a forien fuckin' element."

*there are sounds of a scuffle, and pain*

"Now you listen here you're fuckin' lucky that I haven't decided to try playin' around in that stupid thing myself. Now, are you gonna be a good lil soldier or no?"

"...........fine."

"There's a good boy~"

[harumiura]

i can feel your ghost when i'm alone

(satellite mind - metric)

[hyeahgaku]

SAKAMOTO DAYS official fanbook english fan-translations by me

you're welcome to share the doc but please kindly link back to the document or my account cuz i might make revisions to my translations etc in future🙏

last but not least, i'm sorry i took so long (i rly did my best) & i apologise too for inaccuracies. should anybody notice any crucial errors PLEASE let me know. tysm.

have a great weekend everyone 💜

[ciaossn]

Tag nine people you want to catch up with/get to know better

Tagged by @tiredforeternity !

Last Song: THE SIXTH SENSE by Reol 🎧

Last Film: Kiki's Delivery Service 🧹

Currently Reading:

Fanfiction: last i read was a DRRR!! one lol

Novel: The Last House On Needless Street

Manwha: I don't read any but any rec's then hmu!

Currently Watching: Ghost Files

Favorite KHR AU/HC/ other tidbit you want to share: the Varia taking pics with signs that say "Weapons/ammo crossing are ILLEGAL in [country]" and framing them

tagging @sleepy-nuvola and

YOU THE VIEWER!

[yakool-foolio]

If I had a nickel for every time I associate a Franz Ferdinand song with a murder mystery visual novel antagonist obsessed with pyrotechnics who only gets a fraction of screentime I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

Those two being Hitman Zilch with This Fffire and Saito Sejima with Evil Eye.

[subjectsix]

I don't know I'm not done talking about it. It's insane that I can't just uninstall Edge or Copilot. That websites require my phone number to sign up. That people share their contacts to find their friends on social media.

I wouldn't use an adblocker if ads were just banners on the side funding a website I enjoy using and want to support. Ads pop up invasively and fill my whole screen, I misclick and get warped away to another page just for trying to read an article or get a recipe.

Every app shouldn't be like every other app. Instagram didn't need reels and a shop. TikTok doesn't need a store. Instagram doesn't need to be connected to Facebook. I don't want my apps to do everything, I want a hub for a specific thing, and I'll go to that place accordingly.

I love discord, but so much information gets lost to it. I don't want to join to view things. I want to lurk on forums. I want to be a user who can log in and join a conversation by replying to a thread, even if that conversation was two days ago. I know discord has threads, it's not the same. I don't want to have to verify my account with a phone number. I understand safety and digital concerns, but I'm concerned about information like that with leaks everywhere, even with password managers.

I shouldn't have to pay subscriptions to use services and get locked out of old versions. My old disk copy of photoshop should work. I should want to upgrade eventually because I like photoshop and supporting the business. Adobe is a whole other can of worms here.

Streaming is so splintered across everything. Shows release so fast. Things don't get physical releases. I can't stream a movie I own digitally to friends because the share-screen blocks it, even though I own two digital copies, even though I own a physical copy.

I have an iPod, and I had to install a third party OS to easily put my music on it without having to tangle with iTunes. Spotify bricked hardware I purchased because they were unwillingly to upkeep it. They don't pay their artists. iTunes isn't even iTunes anymore and Apple struggles to upkeep it.

My TV shows me ads on the home screen. My dad lost access to eBook he purchased because they were digital and got revoked by the company distributing them. Hitman 1-3 only runs online most of the time. Flash died and is staying alive because people love it and made efforts to keep it up.

I have to click "not now" and can't click "no". I don't just get emails, they want to text me to purchase things online too. My windows start search bar searches online, not just my computer. Everything is blindly called an app now. Everything wants me to upload to the cloud. These are good tools! But why am I forced to use them! Why am I not allowed to own or control them?

No more!!!!! I love my iPod with so much storage and FLAC files. I love having all my fics on my harddrive. I love having USBs and backups. I love running scripts to gut suck stuff out of my Windows computer I don't want that spies on me. I love having forums. I love sending letters. I love neocities and webpages and webrings. I will not be scanning QR codes. Please hand me a physical menu. If I didn't need a smartphone for work I'd get a "dumb" phone so fast. I want things to have buttons. I want to use a mouse. I want replaceable batteries. I want the right to repair. I grew up online and I won't forget how it was!

[squritlesquad]

skinner being a squidward-esq character is fucking killing me like they never let this dude have a good day

[thebeastofblackmoor]

how it feels when I’m combing through a game’s audio files and find a single line I haven’t heard before

[diinferi]

LOCATION

[MAFIA LAND] ​An island theme park for gangsters, this place is supposedly one of the best in the world. While it may be fun, don’t forget that it is still run by the mob.

ORIGIN

[DROP-IN] The classic, you come in with what you buy and no identity.

PERKS

[UNASSUMING] You aren’t much of a threat, and your enemies can tell. Unless you’re brandishing your power, people won’t see you as a potential target to fight. Of course, if you’re blatantly showing your powers this couldn’t protect you.

[DISGUISE] Whether it’s a pair of elephant glasses or a moustache, your disguises pass better than they rightfully should. A simple clothing item change could fool most people, and as long as you stay in-character for your disguise you will likely be believed as intended for a long time so long as you don’t do anything that would go against character.

[INHUMAN STRENGTH] Something that seems to be underrated here, you can survive much greater falls than humanly possible, and spin massive ball and chains as if it were nothing.

[DYING WILL FLAMES] 

[CLOUD] ​Representing propagation, these flames can duplicate or increase the size of objects.

[MIST] Representing deception, these flames can be used to create realistic illusions.

[COMBAT] They do call you a Hitman for a reason jumper. You have your own, unreplicatable style of fighting, one that incorporates all of your other powers and skills in a flawless and devastating combination. Also comes with an endearing (or badass) catchphrase.

[VONGOLA INTUITION] Also known as “the power that can see through all” is a trait that has been passed down through the Vongola Family for generations, and now you too have such power! What this does is allow the user to see through almost any illusion, and in addition a general sense of whether someone is trustable from a glance. Someone experienced with this ability could even predict the enemies next moves!

[AMBUSH AND DEFENSE] You’re outnumbered, you’re outgunned, but you’re not outmatched. Even if you and your unit are facing off hundreds of foes, your combat and leadership skills grant you to the ability to outplan your opponents tactics, enabling you and your unit to turn the tides in an otherwise unwinnable battle. Of course, being true to the name this also works in the reverse, assaulting enemies that outclass you.

GEAR & SUPPLIES

[BOX WEAPON X2] ​While it doesn’t appear until later in the story, box weapons still do play an important part. Box weapons are small finger-boxes that have a single personal-sized item (or animal) within, that when activated unleash the content of the box and apply your flame to it, granting said item with the related properties. You can, if you wish import an existing animal/item to said box.

[RINGS X2] ​The “key” to opening a box weapon, each ring can be ignited by only a single element, save for Sky and Earth being capable of opening any box in their respective domain. While these rings are not very strong in terms of the amount and quality of flame released, they cannot be broken from channeling your flame through them. You get a single ring for each different kind of flame you possess.

[MONEY] Money:​ $250,000 USD in however form you want it!

[EXPLOSION!] ​Grenades, molotovs, you name it. You gain a cabinet that never seems to run out of mundane explosives.

[BOSS’S WHEELS] A high quality motorcycle or hoverbike that runs off of your dying will flames. For an additional 100cp you can import anything vehicle sized to this role instead.

COMPLICATIONS

[10 MORE YEARS] If you wish you could choose to stay here for 20 years instead of the default 10.

[PLOTBOUND] While otherwise you’d be able to ignore the plot and live freely, you can instead have yourself become intertwined in the main plot.

[GOTTA MAKE DUE] Your warehouse, and by extension everything in it is now off-limits for this jump.

[A DEAL GONE WRONG] You were in the mob yeah, but your so called “family” never treated you like their own, making you an outcast. Unfortunately you left said “family” in a way that greatly pissed off the boss, who now sends occasional hit-squads after you. Each time a squad is sent their power grows to some degree, to the point that your final confrontation with them would put them a severe threat.

FUTURE

[MOVE ON]