#Honestly these two being like. nap buddies is just everything to me

[somegrumpynerd]

It's cold around the castle this time of year so Horror set a fire in one of the fireplaces, and some people got especially cosy

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[ghostlyferrettarot]

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•Pile 1 •Pile 2 •Pile 3

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🍩Masterlist🍩

💛Pile 1:

🍫" Its time to get loose!"

🍫" Do you like me as much as i like you?"

🍫" Who am i kidding? they know the way i look at you"

🍫"Work smart, not hard, my love"

🍫" Im on me knees when you look at me"

🍫" Sometimes i feel unreal when you are around me"

🍫" Some say im possed, but only for you ;)"

♥︎Hi pile 1! your person its so fun, i cant with them :"D. This pile is giving me a lot of Anthony and Kate from Bridgerton type of dinamic; this person will literally worship the ground you walk on, and i love that for you. Honestly i had so much fun channeling these, i love your energy pile 1!

🍫Song:

💛Pile 2:

🧁" Your smile it's melting my heart"

🧁"I truly hope you are celebrating yourself right now, you deserve it"

🧁"Is it hot in here or its just me?"

🧁"Sometimes i cant believe im so lucky to share my days with you"

🧁"Please take good care of yourself while im not there"

🧁"I'm happy if you are happy"

🧁"Even if everything sucks, i know for sure you will shine regarless"

🧁"You and me, me and you, just us"

♥︎Hi pile 2! your person its so sweet and caring. This is your rock, they love you unconditianally and its so pure to channel. The color white is being really prominent, so this one may be significant, aswell as bears and white cats. I feel like you two communicate a lot through your higher self, telepatic connection vibe.

🧁Song:

💛Pile 3:

🍦" Love you to the moon and to Saturn"

🍦"STOP STRESSING! IT WILL BE OKAY!"

🍦"You are so much more capable than what you think, you know that right?"

🍦"Sometimes we just need a little fun and a good nap, my love"

🍦"Dont you just love our midnight adventures"

🍦"Thanks for being my travel and life buddy"

🍦"Dont worry, ill take care of it ;)"

🍦"Only you truly know me"

♥︎Hi pile 3! your person its your biggest fan honestly; start trusting in yourself and your abilities more, you have all the tools you need in yourself; just start beliving more in yourself. This person loves yiu and wants to see you shine, you are the star!

🍦Song:

🍦🍩Thanks for reading and tell me if it resonated🍩🍦

[samioli]

Are you doing the "Drunken Love Confessions" game? If so, I'd love a 16. "This is not a dream, I think. In my dreams we're usually kissing." - narumitsu. Thanks!

Hi there! Thanks for the prompt! I can't believe this is the first narumitsu thing I've written in months, CRAZY. I hope you enjoy!

16. "This is not a dream, I think. In my dreams we're usually kissing."

Phoenix never expected Miles Edgeworth to be this much of a lightweight. 

He always pictured him drinking glass upon glass of wine and still being his perfect, elegant, slightly-pompous self. 

Who knew if you got him to do a few tequila shots that all went away?

Although to be fair, he’s definitely been less of an ass these past few months, Phoenix thought to himself, gazing at the man who was currently dozing off on his shoulder in the taxi they were in together. Once you’ve seen a guy drool on your suit jacket, he kinda seemed a little less scary to you.

Besides…he’s been through a lot. 

Phoenix softened as Edgeworth started to snore lightly in his sleep. After everything with the von Karma case, he thought the man deserved as many naps as he wanted.

Still though, Phoenix wasn’t sure what it exactly meant for the two of them. Were they acquaintances? Co-workers? Friends?

…Could they ever be more?

That’s not fair, Phoenix, he chastised himself. Let the man breathe; no need to smother him with your weird crush that you’ve had since you were kids.

He had to remind himself that the guy just found out his mentor (and kind of adoptive father) killed his dad all those years ago—a crime he blamed himself for.

Edgeworth deserved a break.

Which was exactly why Phoenix practically dragged him for a post-trial celebration. He wanted Edgeworth to get his mind off of things, to even let loose a little bit, but he wasn’t really sure if that was possible.

After tonight, Phoenix knew it was. Edgeworth turned out to be a really goofy and happy drunk, which surprised the hell out of him. He honestly never thought he’d associate the word goofy with Edgeworth before, but hey, never say never.

Edgeworth was laughing at Phoenix’s sub-par jokes, giggling to himself and practically beaming at him all night.

It was…nice.

Addicting, even. He wished he could see that side of Edgeworth more.

“Is over here alright?” The taxi driver asked, shaking Phoenix out of his thoughts. He looked out the window at this really fancy-shmancy apartment complex, hoping Edgeworth had given the right address.

Phoenix gently raised his shoulder, attempting to wake the man up. “Psst. Edgeworth. We’re here, I think.”

It took a moment, but Edgeworth started to wake, opening and closing his eyes a few times. “Hmm?”

God, he was adorable.

“Is this the right place?” he asked, trying not to fall head over heels in love with a man who could barely tolerate his existence up until recently.

Edgeworth blinked a few more times—first at him, then at the apartment building. He seemed to think about it for a bit before perking up. 

“Oh! We’re home.”

Phoenix attempted not to choke on his own spit at that, at Edgeworth implying that it was their home, but was it a fucking task. 

He didn’t mean it like that, he’s drunk right now.

Phoenix tried to get his shit together and thanked the taxi driver, shuffling Edgeworth out of the cab. He was a little wobbly in his movements, but he could still somewhat stand up on his own.

Thankfully.

“Alright, buddy,” Phoenix started, deciding to take the chance to call Edgeworth that when he knew he could totally get away with it now, “lead me to your place.”

Edgeworth nodded sagely. “Certainly,” he said, sounding almost like his usual, eloquent self.

Until he bumped straight into a wall.

“Woah!” Phoenix half exclaimed, half laughed. He rushed to Edgeworth’s side to make sure there weren’t any injuries. “You okay, bud?”

The man in question responded with a hum. “I’m fine. Tired.”

He chuckled. “Point to which apartment is yours, okay?”

They got to Edgeworth’s apartment with little to no issues (Edgeworth was wobbling here and there) and Phoenix asked him for the key to open the door. Once they were inside, he was going to ask where Edgeworth’s room was, but the man plopped himself on the couch in the living room.

“Hey, don’t you want to sleep in your bed? That’s gonna kill your back tomorrow.”

“Hmm. No. Don’t want to move,” Edgeworth said, closing his eyes and lying down on his couch.

“Come on, you have to at least change out of your suit.”

Edgeworth groaned, a bit like a child. Phoenix tried not to laugh.

“C’mon,” Phoenix urged, trying to lift Edgeworth. “Up you go.”

Edgeworth obeyed him the rest of the way until they got to his room, only muttering to himself a little bit.

Phoenix sat Edgeworth on his bed as he looked in his drawers for some kind of pajamas. 

“The top drawer has my night clothes,” Edgeworth slurred, lying back on the bed.

“Yes, sir,” Phoenix said, hearing Edgeworth giggle behind him. He grabbed what looked like really fancy pajamas—pink satin ones.

Wow. This guy lives a life of luxury.

He turned and placed them on the bed, tilting his head when Edgeworth was still giggling. “What’s so funny?”

“You…you called me—” Edgeworth went into a fit of giggles. “You called me sir. I usually call you that.”

Phoenix laughed, scrunching his face in confusion. “What? You’ve never called me that in your life.”

Edgeworth’s brow furrowed. “Oh. Really? I guess I’ve only said it in my dreams.”

Phoenix froze, feeling heat creep into his cheeks. 

He didn’t mean…No, that’s crazy.

“U-Uh.” He coughed. “Okay, then.” He cleared his throat, patting the pajamas on the bed. “You think you can change by yourself?”

Edgeworth nodded. “Indeed. Verily.”

Phoenix raised an eyebrow. “Well, okay. I’m gonna get you a glass of water okay? Give you some time to change."

He led himself into the kitchen and prepared two glasses, feeling a bit thirsty himself. 

He tried not to think about the comment Edgeworth made.

He failed. Several times.

After trying to calm himself and get rid of any inappropriate thoughts, he went back toward Edgeworth’s room holding the two glasses of water. 

“Edgeworth?” he called out. “You changed?”

Phoenix heard some sort of affirmative sound, pushing the door open. He placed the glasses of water on the nightstand.

When he looked at Edgeworth, his breath stopped.

Why does he have to be so goddamn cute? WHY.

He looked absolutely adorable in his fancy pajamas—even had a little sleeping cap on. It was so unfair.

“Before you sleep, drink some water for me okay?”

Edgeworth opened his eyes, gray irises staring at him. After a moment, he smiled softly. “Alright,” he said, rising a bit out of bed into a sitting position. He took the glass of water closest to him and started to drink.

Satisfied, Phoenix took the other glass and started drinking some of his own. Edgeworth settled his glass down on the nightstand and looked at him intensely.

He lowered his glass a bit, tilting his head. “What is it?”

“This is not a dream…is it?” Edgeworth mused, before shaking his head. “No, I don’t think it is.”

Phoenix smiled softly before taking another sip of his water.

“If this were one of my usual dreams, we’d be kissing.”

Phoenix promptly inhaled his water, going into a coughing fit.

What????

While he coughed and coughed, Phoenix’s mind went racing. Surely this was just Edgeworth talking nonsense, right? It had to be. The guy hated him until a few days ago! And even then it was pretty shaky ground!

There was no way Edgeworth had dreams about kissing him. No way at all.

…Right?

“Are you alright?” Edgeworth asked, and woah, when did he get up out of bed? He was in Phoenix’s space, putting a hand on his shoulder. 

It didn’t really help the situation.

“I’m fine,” Phoenix choked out, in between a few coughs. He waved his hand dismissively. “Don’t worry about me, go sleep.”

Edgeworth peered at him for a few more moments, before he relented, going back toward the bed and laying down. “If you insist.”

I gotta get outta here before I do something stupid. 

There were a few moments of silence as Phoenix simply watched Edgeworth settle himself on the bed.

We’ll talk about it in the morning.

There was always going to be morning. And if there wasn’t, they’d find a chance to talk about it eventually. Phoenix would make sure of it.

It’s not like the guy was going anywhere any time soon—they’d find the time.

After a few more moments of silence, Phoenix figured Edgeworth had fallen asleep. He clicked the lamp on the nightstand off, cascading the room in darkness.

“Goodnight, Edgeworth,” he said softly. 

Tomorrow.

He walked toward the door, ready to leave the room.

“Phoenix?”

He stopped. That was the first time Edgeworth called him that in years. It made his heart pound.

“...Yes?”

“Thank you again,” Edgeworth murmured, so softly it made his chest ache. “You saved me.”

And it was the way Edgeworth said it, like he was in awe, that made Phoenix speechless.

He swallowed. “Of course.” He lingered for a few more moments. “Goodnight, Edgeworth," he repeated, feeling like it was the only thing he could say.

“Goodnight, Wright.”

Phoenix stared for a beat longer in the darkness before he forced his legs to move out of the doorway.

They’d talk about it tomorrow.

[wordy-little-witch]

CoS Incorrect Quotes hours the brain rot is rotting the brain lmaoooooooo

P.S. While spoilers are limited, I also Refuse The Ending and so 95% of stuff is in my own little made up parallel reality bc ShepNax Sparks Joy

Kana: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?

Shepherd, running on VERY little sleep: Exchange it for a hundred coppers, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

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Professor Clayton: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.

Sarnax: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I have done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.

Victoria: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Sarnax has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?

Sarnax: I want to set it off.

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Victoria: Let’s not Professor this into a worse situation than it already is.

Clayton: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Shepherd, completely deadpan: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Professor: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Professor: And I started thinking.

Professor: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Professor: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Victoria: Are you ok?

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Victoria: We need a way to lure in Vistani assistance

Kana: Perhaps we could arrange an entertainment event.

Sarnax: We could give them Shepherd's bath water.

Shepherd: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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Kana, to Shepherd: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.

Shepherd: …

Kana: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

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Shepherd: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.

Kana: Sarnax is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Shepherd.

Sarnax: I feel like Shepherd is the more responsible one of us two though.

Shepherd: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.

Sarnax: that is a fair assessment

Shepherd: Just two bastards in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

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Professor: I refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting. That’s actually your problem. I’m having a fantastic time!

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Sarnax, to Victoria: you are harboring a deep wickedness....

Shepherd: whooooa, buddy, I didn't expect this from you!

Kana: yes, Sarnax, I had not expected you to be homophobic.

Sarnax: wh- no? I am not homophobic!

Professor: sounds like something a homophobe would say - especially after such a blatant call on her rights to love who she wishes!

Sarnax: ...... I do not care if you enjoy kissing women, love is love, but I draw the line at Strandanya

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Victoria: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kana: Wasn’t the Professor with you?

Professor: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Shepherd: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it. There might be dragons.

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Shepherd: If I say yes am I joining a cult?

Sarnax: From a certain point of view.

Shepherd: I’m in.

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Victoria: Hey, aren’t you Professor Clayton?

Professor: You a cop?

Victoria: No.

Professor: Then yes, I am.

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Sarnax: Honestly, I am so ominous and off-putting. So full of dark, cultish knowledge. I feed on the souls of the enemies I strike fear into -

Kana: You cuddle with a lantern nightlight to sleep.

Sarnax: Gherix is a protective and warm God, you're just jealous.

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Shepherd: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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Victoria: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Sarnax. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Sarnax!

Shepherd: Nope.

Victoria: In that case, as the archbishop of Shepherd's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Sarnax right on the scaley lips!!!

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Victoria: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Professor: Literally or figuratively?

Victoria: I have to specify?

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Shepherd: alright, anything you'd like to add, Sarnax?

Sarnax: there are several things I would like to add-

Shepherd: -anything not involving Gherix?

Sarnax: in that case, no.

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Shepherd: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Sarnax: Do not do that, Shepherd. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?

Shepherd: I—

Shepherd: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Professor: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.

Shepherd+Victoria: :)

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Professor: Who hurt you?

Shepherd: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Professor: ...Yes, actually.

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Professor: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Professor: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Sarnax: Uh... what is the professor doing?

Kana: He us attempting to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Professor: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Victoria, crying: It's working.

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Kana: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Victoria, blushing: Okay.

Professor: It's fucking summer.

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Shepherd, trying to comfort Victoria: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Victoria: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Shepherd: Do you support gay rights?

Victoria: I’m literally gay.

Kana: She's avoiding the question!

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Shepherd: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than waterin' my vegetable garden and tendin' the herds.

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Arabelle: so I saw a bunch of older kids running around and being weird, will I be like that when I get bigger? Is that what puberty is?? Puberty is weird if that's what it's like.

Shepherd: puberty is really weird, kid, take it from me - i did that shit twice.

Clayton, choking on his tea: OHMYGOD-

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Tommy, upon learning his dad Shepherd is trans: oh. Can I ask a question?

Shep: yeah buddy, what is it?

Tommy: so if you're a man but had to make yourself comfy like this, then can I get horns like you? The same way?

Shep, mildly emotional: ah, not quite like that. But we can certainly make you a headband, bud.

Tommy: YAY

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BONUS

The Doc: I've only had Silas for a day and a half but if any of you fuckers come for him, I'll burn this whole gods damned continent to the ground.

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Shepherd: *trying to buy a Father's Day card*

Shepherd: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad"

Associate: Well, I-

Shepherd: How about "You're stuck with me"

Associate: No...

Shepherd: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Shepherd: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card. XOXO no refunds...

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Doc: Yes, I'm adopting Shepherd and you cowards can't tell me no!

The townsfolk: Doc, you can't-

Doc: WATCH ME

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Shepherd: whatever doesn't kill me vetterstart running, because now I'm fuckin' pissed

Doc, who taught him everything he knows: THAT'S MY BOY

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Baby Shep: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Doc: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Baby Shep: You don’t have to wear-

Doc: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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[everettswritings]

Maybe,,, little Cacao and CG PV? Jus a big puppy and his baba,,, I love them so much, hcs or a lil fic, whichever you feel like doing!! :3

I’m home from band camp, so it’s fic time! I didn’t even think about PV being one of his caregivers, but it honestly makes so much sense. (NSFW/Kink accounts DNI)

As close friends and allies in battle, Dark Cacao Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie knew things about each other that no one else did- deep secrets and just odd habits. Something that Pure Vanilla Cookie knew quite a lot about was his friend’s age regression, especially since he took care of him. Dark Cacao Cookie was hesitant about letting Pure Vanilla Cookie care for him, he didn’t like letting his vulnerabilities be known, but there was no fighting with Pure Vanilla Cookie. At the end of the day, the two were still peers and at least a little trust should be expected.

There was another meeting in the Pure Vanilla Kingdom, another round of arguments as everyone had different ideas on what should be done about Dark Enchantress Cookie’s advances. For some reason today, Dark Cacao Cookie could hardly handle the meeting and it was growing to be far too much for the old king. Pure Vanilla Cookie noticed his friend’s distressed state and cleared his throat to speak; “Pardon me, but why don’t we all take a break?” He began, grabbing the attention of the room, “These decisions are quite hard and require a lot of thought, we should all take time to ourselves to make sure our heads are clear.” He finished with an encouraging smile. The other cookies nodded and decided to disperse in their own ways without much question, leaving the two Ancients by their lonesome.

Dark Cacao Cookie buried his face into his arms, a soft sniffling sound emitting from him as his caregiver cooed at him “Oh, little one, I know. Times are very hard right now, I know.” He gently assisted Dark Cacao Cookie into his lap, holding him gently. Although he could hardly argue, Dark Cacao Cookie still tried to resist his oncoming littlespace.

“No, m-my burden to carry.” He protested, earning a gentle shushing from Pure Vanilla Cookie “It’s okay, little one. You don’t have to be strong all the time, you don’t have to carry everything on your own. Would you try to carry all your toys by yourself?”, Dark Cacao Cookie shook his head, “Exactly. You’d ask me for help then, and you can ask me for help now. I’m never going to get mad at you or treat you like a pain, okay?”.

A tiny smile spread on Dark Cacao Cookie’s face as he fully embraced regressing, he then buried his face into Pure Vanilla Cookie’s shoulder. Pure Vanilla Cookie chuckled and lovingly stroked the king’s jet black hair, “That’s my little one.” He said with pure joy and affection in his voice. For about an hour or two afterwards, the two would cuddle just like that; even when Pure Vanilla Cookie’s legs fell asleep, he didn’t have the heart to move or disturb his old friend. “Alright, buddy, how about I take you upstairs for a nap? I could even get your teether out.” Pure Vanilla Cookie offered, earning an immediate nod from Dark Cacao Cookie.

Although the trek up the stairs was rather difficult, the time they spent together was more than worth the tough journey. Sometimes even the strongest of Cookies have moments of weakness, of vulnerability, and that’s okay. Sometimes those moments of vulnerability lead to wonderful memories and the strengthening of bonds, all that’s needed is a little trust.

Yippee! I’m sorry this wasn’t super focused on the regression part of it, but I think focusing more on comfort was better for the story in general. That’s all, have a good one 🫶

[immasock]

Could you please do platonic child mc with the obey me characters where mc is like Amane Momose from Milgram? Sorry if it’s an uncomfortable request!!

I apologize in advance, I hadn’t heard of her before this so it may not be accurate

Obey me boys + Amane Momose Child!MC

Pronouns: They/Them

MC was a fairly quiet child. Always with a small smile on their face and choosing to stay out of most of the regular drama that comes with being in the HoL

Actually, they were pretty calm. It was a nice change of pace from the normal chaos

Lucifer:

Lucifer was actually quite fond of the young child

They weren’t like his brothers

They were very calm and collected

Often one of the more mature people in the room

They were someone he didn’t need to worry about

It was refreshing

Sure he wasn’t a fan that he has a child to take care of

And given their young age and maturity level, he is a little concerned

But they’re a good kid and he isn’t too worried

Mammon:

Now don’t get me wrong

He loves the kid

Just like he loves Luke

But

To him

They seem a little strange

He never knows what they’re thinking

They’ve always got that smile on their face

It’s creepy

Plus they don’t really engage with his little schemes and plans

So

They’re not really all that fun

Won’t stop him from trying tho

Leviathan:

He actually doesn’t mind the little one

He’s not particularly worried about them causing chaos and breaking any of his collectibles because they kinda just sit in the corner

Really they don’t seem all that interested in his collection anyways

It’s not that they aren’t

They are

They just aren’t going crazy over it

They’ll gladly listen to him talk about it tho

I think him and this MC would get along

Satan:

Another one that is kind of fond of the child

They’re a good reading buddy for him if they’re into books

If they do like books, he is more than happy to lend his out to them

He knows that he’ll get them back in a timely manner and that they’ll be in good condition

Other than that, he appreciates their calm demeanor and matureness

He’s also a little confused by the smile they often wear

Not that they can’t smile

It’s just that he can’t remember the last time he saw them where they weren’t smiling

I feel like he might try and make it into some mystery to solve if he got bored enough

Asmodeus:

Honestly?

Eh

He loves the kid

Of course

He thinks they’re adorable and can’t wait to dress them up and take pictures and all that

If they let him of course

But

Like mammon

He thinks they’re a little boring

They kinda just stand in the corner and watch everything going on instead of being involved

I feel like him and mammon would try and bring them out of their shell

Now if that works is up to you but that’s just what I think

Beelzebub:

I feel like he couldn’t care less

At least in the beginning

Again

He loves the kid

And he’ll protect them with his life if necessary

But both him and this kid are so quiet and they both kinda stay in the corner

More so MC but still

However

I feel like as the year goes on

He would grow quite fond of MC

It’s nice to have someone that gets him, yknow?

Besides Belphie of course

I think their friendship would be adorable

Belphegor:

Straight up does not care at first

Appreciates that they’re not loud like his brothers and that they don’t bother him

Like Beel, he grows to like MC but at the beginning

Doesn’t give two fucks

I feel like he would like them more than he likes normal MC at the beginning at least

They stay out of his business and he stays out of theirs

Kind of

He does grow curious about them

Cause they’re weird, right?

Like what 12 year old is this quiet?

They don’t do anything

There’s gotta be something about them

He’s sure of it

But he’ll figure it out some other time

For now

It’s nap time

Diavolo:

Absolutely adores the kid

Of course

He’s just excited they’re here

Plus they don’t really cause any issues he needs to worry about

So bonus

Also thinks they’re a little boring and will 100% try and pull them out of their comfort zone to get them out of their shell

He absolutely would not know what to do with this kid at first

Like

He thought kids were supposed to like games and stuff

But this child is showing no interest in those things

He’ll figure it out eventually he’s sure

But until then

He’ll keep trying

Barbatos:

Big fan I feel like

Similarly to Lucifer, he likes how mature and calm they are

He’s more than happy to let them be

He understands that they like to keep to themselves and he can respect that

He may try and check on them every once in a while

But besides that

He’ll leave them be

I’m not really sure what else to say about Barb

He likes the kid

Solomon:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again

I do not trust this man around kids

I love him so much

He is my wife

But he will try his best to turn them into lab rats or some shit

Honestly he may succeed if someone doesn’t stop him

Someone will stop him

But still

I feel like he would view MC as something to figure out

Solomon, my beloved, leave the poor kid alone

Simeon:

Well

Right off the bat they have something in common

I think I read that they believe in god

So there’s that

I feel like the demon boys would either try and ignore it or would try and, not convert them, but maybe try and show them that Michael isn’t the good guy they think he is

Simeon also knows Michael isn’t a good guy but he’s less likely to try and tell MC that

I feel like MC may cling to the angels

Not really cling I suppose

But hang around them more often when they’re together

Just because they’re angels

Simeon respects MC and their choice to stay off to the side, observing everything instead

He may even join them honestly

He would absolutely base a character in his book off of them

Luke:

My son

I keep saying it but he’s just excited to have another kid around

He thinks they’re so cool

His human equivalent age is like 10 and this kid is supposed to be 12 I think so instantly it’s younger kid looking up to cool older kid

They’re so cool and quiet and calm and mysterious

Plus they love Michael?

He wants to be like them

For a bit at least

He would try but that doesn’t work out too well

He would keep trying tho

[godlynott]

EMAILS I CANT SEND 💌 - lorenzo zurzolo x fem oc <3

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notes: hi lovelies! the fic is on wattpad, just posting it here to see if it does better! pls vote the story! i'm posting a new chapter there today (wattpad link here)

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MY NEW ALBUM 'emails i can't send' IS OUT JULY 15th

+new song vicious out tonight!

thank u for being patient with me :')

i think it's worth the wait

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comments:

noorspeaks i've heard it. i've cried. i've spiraled. you did that.

↳ auroraavery thank you for being here with me noorsie <3

siennavale every man who hurt you should be terrified.

   ↳ auroraavery and u know it

popcrave she just turned 19 in poland.

fans4roryupdates

we're not READY.

we're not OKAY.

we're FERAL.

viciousatmidnight me listening to track 3 pretending i didn't just text my ex

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        ↳ noorspeaks aurora.

             ↳ auroraavery what did i DO

jude.callahan pop princess

  ↳ auroraavery hi rome boy bring some pizza oui oui

     ↳ auroraavery my bad that was french

chapter one.

there's a very specific kind of panic that hits the night before an album drops.

it's like your soul's about to be uploaded to every streaming platform on earth, and all you can do is sit there—refreshing your own spotify page, doubting every lyric you ever wrote, and wondering if your high school ex is going to think track seven is about him. (it is. but he doesn't deserve the recognition.)

i'm curled up on my kitchen floor, wearing a hoodie that doesn't belong to me and clutching a glass of warm wine like it's my emotional support animal. my phone buzzes for the eighth time in under a minute. which means only one thing: the groupchat is alive.

little missies :p

noorsie

AURORA

don't panic

i know you're panicking

siennie

she's 1000% spiraling

rory

are u drinking wine on the floor again?

rorsie

yes

also it's not spiraling

its processing

noorsie

with chardonnay?

therapy is expensive

siennie

we're coming over

don't argue

i have hot cheetos!

and a face mask that smells like emotionally unavailable men.

dibs on your pink robe

i sigh, dramatically, like i'm starring in my own indie film. which, honestly, i might be.

i look at the clock. 10:42pm. vicious drops at midnight. the full album drops in less than three weeks. and tomorrow? the world hears everything I've been bottling up for the past two years. the heartbreaks. the half-texted paragraphs. the voice notes I was too scared to send.

and I have to pretend I'm fine.

i take a sip of wine and whisper, "this is fine," to no one, which is exactly when the front door swings open like it's been kicked by the FBI.

sienna struts in first—jeans too low, confidence too high, holding a bag of snacks like it's chanel. noor follows, wrapped in a massive sweater, a very specific kind of chaos behind her glasses.

"we brought the essentials," sienna says, tossing a bag onto the counter. "spicy carbs, emotional support skincare, and a playlist of bad decisions from 2017."

"and," noor adds, holding up her phone, "a tweet that says, 'rory avery is dropping her new album and my ex should be worried.' you're welcome."

they both stop when they see me. still on the floor. still in the hoodie. still very much not okay.

"you look like a woman who needs a forehead kiss and a legally mandated nap," sienna says, plopping down next to me.

"or a distraction," noor grins. "what if we invite chaos?"

I narrow my eyes. "chaos as in...?"

"men."

AHH!— oh. sorry. jumpscare.

"no," I deadpan.

"we could go out," sienna offers, like it's not nearly 11pm and I'm mentally curled in a ball. "or we could scroll jude's instagram. he posted a thirst trap in a turtleneck today. you should be aware."

jude. jude callahan. a mutual friend of ours, though more noor's chaos buddy than mine. he's the kind of man who flirts like he's quoting poetry, half in Italian, half in regret. he once told me I had "a tragic mouth" and I still don't know what that means—but I think about it a lot.

"jude's in rome right now," noor says, showing me her phone. "hanging out with that actor guy. what's his name? tall. looks like he doesn't text back but probably writes in a journal."

"lorenzo something?" sienna says. "zurzolo?"

I blink. "that's not a real name."

"it is. i googled."

noor scrolls. "they're filming something. or pretending to. i don't know, their posts are mostly blurry cigarettes and sad boy captions."

I shake my head. "he's probably one of those guys who thinks falling in love is a personality flaw."

"oh, so your type," sienna smirks.

i threw a cheeto at her. but she ate it.

"awh, sienn! that was supposed to poke ur eye!"

we spend the next twenty minutes dissecting song lyrics, listening to the bridge of vicious on loop, and making fake tweets about the album drop. noor and sienna argue over whether track nine will make people fall in love or break up. i think it might do both.

and just when I start to feel the tiniest bit grounded, my phone buzzes again. a dm. from jude.

jude.callahan

hey rorsie!

rome is overrated. kinda.

you'd love the espresso

also, my friend saw your album cover

he asked me who u were

should i tell him you're emotionally unstable or let him find out the fun way?

i pause.

i don't know why the message makes me pause, but it does.

maybe it's the idea of someone—someone i don't know, who doesn't know me—looking at that picture and asking who i am.

'but aurora, you're famous! you have photoshoots every month! meh meh meh!'– shush. its not like that.

either way, i pretend i don't care.

i crack my knuckles like i'm about to write the declaration of independence, and type:

auroraavery

hi judey! tell your friend i am a poet. a danger. a menace to emotionally weak men.

i need no one.

i've transcended the concept of man.

also, is he cute?

i'm asking for science

i throw my phone on the couch and scream into a pillow.

"you're unwell," sienna says from the floor, painting her nails some shade of blood red called 'unbothered but petty.'

"i'm deeply mysterious," i say, muffled.

noor, perched at my kitchen island with a mug of tea she didn't ask to make, raises her eyebrows. "you're five minutes away from texting your ex just to say 'lol.'"

"that's not true," i say.

my phone buzzes. i grab it.

jude.callahan

he's italian.

do with that what you will.

i throw my phone again.

"you are so loud without saying anything," noor says.

sienna snorts. "what do we think? does italian mean hot or emotionally detached?"

"yes," we both say.

we pass the time with a lot of nothing: watching old music videos, re-reading tweets about my album, googling ourselves (a mistake), and building a fake ranking system for who's most likely to cry when vicious drops.

noor bets sienna will cry first.

sienna says it'll be noor.

i say it'll be the man who inspired the song.

because that man deserves to cry.

deeply.

in public.

11:57pm.

i'm pacing. like. physically pacing. my phone's in my hand. the countdown is on. the app is open. i've chewed off half my thumbnail and am considering removing the song from the release entirely.

"what if it's too much?" i ask.

"it is," sienna says. "but that's the point."

"what if they hate it?"

"then we riot," noor shrugs. "but babe... they won't."

the three of us go quiet. not a normal quiet. a heavy, buzzing, electric kind of quiet.

11:59.

i'm going to combust.

midnight.

it drops.

the first note plays. and suddenly, the world is on fire.

"one year, ten thousand bad moments."

sienna gasps.

noor grabs her own chest like she's been personally victimized.

i sit down.

my phone explodes. notifications like bullets. twitter. texts. dms. even my mom sends a heart emoji and something that made me giggle.

mumma

❤️

hope this one isn't about your father.

someone tags me in a tiktok that says,

i told aurora about my ex and she wrote vicious because i didn't had the words.

another says, she said poetic rage. she said lipstick revenge. she said cry about it, king.

the stream counter ticks up.

the first tear falls—noor's.

"called it," sienna mutters, eyes suspiciously glassy.

i smile. just a little.

it's out there.

and i think i'm ready for what comes next.

maybe.

(hopefully.)

probably not.

i wake up to the sound of noor trying to butter toast with the blunt edge of a knife and cursing under her breath like the bread personally offended her.

my throat is dry. my mascara is under my eye. my song is on the radio.

it takes me three seconds to realize i'm not dreaming.

four to remember what day it is.

five to scream.

sienna bolts upright from my couch. noor drops the toast. i launch myself at my phone like i'm auditioning for a marvel movie. it's vibrating so violently i'm pretty sure it's going to catch fire.

i'm tagged in exactly 8,972 instagram stories.

my tiktok mentions are full of edits, crying girls in hoodies, and one video of a girl pouring wine into a cereal bowl with "vicious" playing in the background.

the damn vibes.

trending #3 worldwide: "vicious by rory avery"

trending #6: "aurora said cry about it king"

trending #12: "she wasn't subtle. we support that."

i sit down on the kitchen stool and blink.

"so... people like it," noor says carefully.

i look up from my phone, eyes wide. "people get it."

"you said 'you don't feel remorse, you don't feel the effects' and the world said me too, babe," sienna adds, stretching like she's not wearing my robe and stealing my post-breakup thunder.

someone texts me.

yslcowboy

ur sick for this song

i'm proud of u and also scared of u

you free for a rooftop thing tonight or are u too busy making men cry in traffic

i grin.

tucker's been my friend since before the eyeliner and heartbreak. we once got locked in a studio for 14 hours and came out with one half-decent demo and a 2am food poisoning incident. real bonding stuff.

rorsie

oh my god harry styles?

miss u already.

rooftop sounds sexy

send me the time!!

he sends back a voice note that's mostly him laughing and calling me unhinged. love language.

it's 10:30 a.m. and my phone has not stopped once.

people from high school are texting me like we didn't have beef in 2017. influencers i've never met are using "vicious" in their thirst trap reels. my cousin from naples sent me a video of her dog howling to the chorus. honestly? i respect the range.

i open my dms just to feel something and—

mistake.

huge mistake.

it's a war zone in there.

verified people. actors. rappers. a blue check from someone who dated a jenner and probably thinks he invented feminism. a tiktok boy with 7.8 million followers just sent, "u single?" with a vampire emoji.

i consider deleting the app and starting over as a florist.

but then—i see it.

jude.callahan

rorsss

your song came on in a rome cafe

lorenzo heard it

he didn't say anything

he just stared at the speaker.

do with that what you will

my stomach does something weird. flippy.

i don't know him. i don't fucking know him.

but somehow the image of a quiet boy in rome, listening to my voice come through a speaker like it's a secret, makes me sit up straighter.

just for a second.

"who's got your attention?" noor asks, mouth full of toast crumbs.

"no one," i lie.

(i lie very badly.)

sienna smirks. "you've got your album out and the italians are already acting up."

noor claps once. "queen behavior."

"and then rooftop later?" sienna asks.

"only if there's fun," i say.

only if i can pretend the world isn't looking at me too closely.

only if i don't think too hard about the boy in rome who didn't say anything.

by 1 p.m., my day has spiraled.

in a good way. a wild, surreal, maybe-i-need-meds kind of way.

sienna left after breakfast to "emotionally recover" from track eight. noor stole my hoodie and declared herself "in a post-vicious coma." and i have changed outfits three times trying to look effortlessly famous without screaming "please tell me i'm pretty."

i settle on baggy jeans, vintage sunglasses, and a tank top that says "this is me being normal" which feels like a lie but looks hot.

i walk out of my apartment to a wall of flashing lights and at least six men with cameras who say my name like they know me. one yells, "rory, who's 'vicious' about?" and another goes, "you made my girlfriend cry last night!"

"tell her i said sorry," i call back, slipping into my car.

the driver, max, gives me a look in the rearview mirror like you're not normal anymore, are you?

i shrug. "don't worry. i peaked in high school."

by 2:30 i'm sitting in a tiny studio with neon lights, a lapel mic clipped to my top, and a publicist whispering in my ear: "just keep it light. don't mention the ex. smile. you know the drill."

"i've been media trained within an inch of my life," i whisper back.

the interviewer is cute. too enthusiastic. clearly just heard "vicious" this morning and is pretending it didn't emotionally devastate her.

"aurora avery," she beams, "the girl of the moment."

i blink. "i've always wanted to be that."

"so 'vicious'... first of all, ouch. second of all, who hurt you?"

i laugh. "just say you relate and go."

she grins. "was there a specific line that you were scared to release?"

i pause.

"probably the one where i said, 'everyone thinks you're an angel,'" i say. "there's a certain amount of people who think he's an angel.. pretty obvious who the song is about."

she visibly gasps.

"bold," she says.

"true," i reply.

i leave the interview to find five texts from noor that say, "YOU BROKE THE INTERNET." and one from sienna that says, "you looked hot. the host wanted to cry. i approve."

my driver doesn't even ask where to now. he already knows.

rooftop. tucker.

by 6 p.m., i'm standing on a rooftop with a drink in hand, pretending not to notice the skyline turning gold behind me. tucker's already there, leaning against the railing like a tortured poet, wearing sunglasses at sunset and eating crumbl cookies.

"sorry," he says, hugging me. "my girl just dropped an album that ruined my trust issues. i'm in mourning."

"shut up," i laugh into his hoodie. "you love it."

"i do. i cried. and then i listened again. and cried better the second time."

i roll my eyes. "you're so dramatic."

"says the woman who dropped a diss track disguised as art."

we clink drinks. i sip. the sun dips lower. for a second, i forget about the cameras, the noise, the fact that half the world now thinks i'm out for emotional blood.

"you know you're trending on four apps, right?" tucker says. "and two group chats i'm in."

"i know," i sigh. "i saw a tweet that said 'aurora avery makes music for girls who could destroy you and look good doing it.'"

he snorts. "so true."

"someone else said i'm the reason their boyfriend apologized for something he hasn't done yet."

he raises his glass. "to preemptive apologies."

"tuck.." i said sighing. "do you think i'm unhinged," i ask, sipping the last of my drink and giving tucker my best innocent doe-eyed main character in a messy movie look.

"absolutely," he says, without hesitation. "but in a way that's marketable."

"thank you," i reply. "i worked hard on that."

"it shows. you've got main pop girl breakdown energy. very 'i write songs, not apologies.'"

"very 'i'm doing fine, actually, shut up.'"

"very 'you'll regret this once i'm wearing a hot outfit and posting cryptic captions.'"

we pause. then both say at the same time:

"'it's not about you.'"

and then we dissolve into full-body laughter.

tucker wipes fake tears. "i hate you."

"you love me."

"only because it's court-mandated."

i lean against the railing, staring out at the city. "you'd miss me if i vanished."

"i'd throw a parade."

"you'd spiral."

"i'd thrive."

"you'd be in my comments crying."

he turns, looks me dead in the eye. "you know what i'd comment?"

"what?"

"'this u?'"

he pulls out his phone and pretends to scroll.

you're evil."

"you wrote 'vicious' and released it on purpose. i learned from the best."

tucker stretches and sits on the ledge like a certified indie boy. "alright. real question."

"hit me."

"what's next?"

i exhale. look up at the sky like the answer might be up there, just hanging between clouds and delusion.

"i think i wanna disappear for a sec," i admit. "like. not forever. just long enough to feel normal again."

"normal's boring," he says.

"yeah, but it's also... quiet. no cameras. no dms. no strangers knowing what my heartbreak sounds like."

he's quiet for a beat. not in the way most people are, but in the way only people who get it can be. he's not trying to fix it. he's just there.

"you could come to mine for a few days," he offers. "lay low. write sad girl music in peace."

"and by peace you mean?"

"me waking you up at 2am to show you demos no one asked for."

i smile. "tempting."

"think about it," he says, hopping off the ledge. "we could make another song. you could break another man."

"i'm doing god's work," i nod solemnly.

"saint aurora of heartbreak. protect us."

we bow our heads in fake prayer.

the sun's almost gone now. golden hour fading into something a little colder, a little quieter. the rooftop is fuller, louder, but it still feels like just us up here.

"you're doing good, rory," tucker says suddenly, real serious.

i glance over. "you too."

we both pretend we didn't get a little soft for half a second.

he bumps my shoulder.

"alright. now let's go inside before someone recognizes you and starts crying about their ex. again."

----

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[its-all-papaya]

Literally finished reading and freshened up just in time to start Quali so I'm sitting here typing up my thoughts for ch12 while I watch Q1! God, first of all, the DETAILS. The thought you put into every little thing about what Lando would prefer for Emma, what Oscar's expressions look like in Lando's eyes and all of the LOVE in the writing ahhhhh I adore it. SO MUCHHH " “Still so sleepy, huh?” he flexes his grip just enough to warn her what’s about to happen," LIKE THIS. THIS!!!! You didn't need to tell me that he does the little flex but he does and it makes my heart warm INSTANTLY GOD I'm almost scared there won't be enough space in this ask to add everything I loved about this chapter HAHAHAHA

I'm in love already " Lando watches Oscar’s face as it goes soft. He’d been half off the floor, but he falls back on his heels so he’s crouching at eye level for her, “Yes?”" YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME DIABETES WITH HOW SWEET THIS STUFF IS AAAAAA The difference between Emma's Lando and Oscar's Lando!! And how it comes together at the end where he slots in perfectly between them! It really makes me so so soft. It's beautiful. I adore the dynamic between the three of them so much!! Fish. Amazing. What a great decision really because it's a brilliant combination between interactive and easy going enough to be a good environment!! Honestly the entire Aquarium section is just... What do I even say? It's so wholesome because it's every little moment Lando worries for Emma, every time Oscar soothes his worries by just being such a champion, every time Oscar is awkward because he isn't used to handling a kid, but how Emma warms up to him anyway, how Lando gets soft at watching two of the most important people to him right now come together in such a sweet way. (1/2) -⭐

Chapter 12

ah... q1 in jeddah... i had sm hope...

all i rlly have to say to most of this is that the scene where lando is waking emma up from her nap is so precious to me bc (small spoiler?) it's the only one in the entire fic (maybe not counting epilogue bc unfinished) where she doesn't wake herself up and come find him, but vice versa. idk, it gives baby em to me just a little, like she probably feels so teeny tiny to lando all over again in those moments.

also i was afraid that the speed with which emma warms up to oscar would read unrealistic, but i kept thinking about the real three-year-olds i've known in my lifetime, and the ones with secure attachments are just so ready to get along with everybody. like kids really will just hold your hand four seconds after meeting you because you are an adult and have been introduced to them by other adults that they trust. like lando told emma oscar's his friend, so why would emma have any reason not to believe oscar's her friend, too? also like max said in 11, emma's whole world is her daddy. she wants to like whatever he likes because he's her hero. obviously she develops her own personal relationship with oscar as things progress, but i basically decided that making her hesitant around oscar would actually read unrealistic, and not the other way around. everybody important in her life hugs her and holds her hand and picks her up (sometimes) when she asks, so why shouldn't she believe oscar would immediately do the same? that's daddy's oscar, of course he's going to be her buddy!!

[slapjacq]

okay red valley first listen, round 5 s3ep3-While you were Hypersleeping 3:

Im gonna try and finish it today i believe in me

S3ep3:

Clive is having the time of his life and honestly I’m loving it for him

Real as fuck Pam I don’t blame you one bit

Dude what the fuck was that

ARE THEY SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY

JESUS CHRIST WHAT EVEN

oh so we’re being realistic with our political climates oh lovely

I mean SHES NOT WRONG

oh wow

Oh yeah

look I love Clive and Pam but if these guys go out like this I um, I don’t think I’ll mind too terribly

BLOW UP THE SHIP BLOW UP THE SHIP

AUBREY? HOMEGIRLS DOING ON THE GROUND WORK AND ACTIVISM?? LETS GO THATS WHY SHES THE GOAT

Clive and Pam god love you two filthy bastards, but uh Aubrey’s not wrong idk

I was originally gonna be like wow this is kind of an underwhelming episode but honestly I should know better by now

S3ep4:

Sorry Pam girly I got no sympathy for you rn

Clive buddy you are fucking heartless and lowkey an idiot I’m not gonna lie you’re starting to sound like a certain billionaire I know.

Also the weight of the election tomorrow is ABSOLUTELY NOT weighing on me as I listen to this

Ah wow I miss whimsy this is not whimsical guys this is deeply depressing to listen to.

oh wow Clive’s getting FUCKED OVER ISNT HE

hes being captained to a sinking ship Jesus h Christ

Oh wow

That just got even more depressing Jesus

Head in my hands clutching my head dear god-

Red Valley writers you twisted mfs you’ve done it again

S3ep5:

The Americans are in the house

GUYS WE ARE AMERICAN WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE THE GUNS

My head is in my hands Jesus fucking Christ

Holy fucking shit JESUS WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING SHOT

bro Becca is kind of a G for that I can’t even lie Fran was fucking off her rocker

Subaru Casket, my new Midwest emo band

America has a weird history with frogs, DMT, now this

It didn’t go for 1000 years? Shocker (no offense Pam but there’s just no shot even with the fancy ones Overhead had)

Honestly at this point if mfs like Clive and Becca are gonna be actively destroying the world, then uh, ig get used to dying in it like the rest of us.

This shit got so dark I’m a little upset now, I can’t lie. Hopefully the “while you were hypersleeping” series cheers me up a bit.

While you were hypersleeping:

Oh Warren buddy

Someone get this man a cup of tea and some cookies

Also let him know what’s going on. Like this man knows nothing ever, which honestly almost is one of the main tragedies of this character. This dude has been in the dark for almost 45 years straight with everything.

“I need to see him, please” someone put me out of my misery please LET THIS MF SEE HIS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT NERD I BEG OF THEE

Gordon was such a dramatic bitch lmao his memoir is simultaneously the worst and best thing so far.

Bro had a Power Nap.

Something something those affected by ptsd experience a level of time insensitivity if experienced trauma for extensive periods of time, something something Warren Godby’s sense of time and space must be so fucked up to the point in which his brain is gonna at least take upwards of two working months for it to finally come to that realization that he is when and where he is.

God Gordon is such a fucking nerd (affectionate)

Gordon WAS ORIGINALLY AN ARCHIVIST FROM THE BEGINNING????

ALSO THE FUCKING SOUND DESIGN MAKES MY BRAIN GO BRRR AND MY HEART SING

Oh Jesus Gordon waits for Oscar the way WARREN IS WAITING FOR GORDON AHSGSHSJSJSHSBSBAVAV MY FUCKIGN HEART EVERYTHING HURTS ALSO THE SOUND OF RAIN ON THE CAR JUST MAKES MY BRAIN MELT

Oh jesus Warren buddy it’s not your fault dude

Oh god those haikus are incredible

IM CAUGHT UP FUCK ME DUDE THIS FUCKING WYWHS HAS ALSO DESTROYED ME BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY JESUS CHRIST

[beauty-and-passion]

You did nothing? Well, that’s the purpose of summer too: doing nothing and spending all day sleeping, which is right, good and everyone should do it XD

Jokes aside, it seems like you’ve been quite productive as well!

First of all, good luck for your job! I wish you the best for the preliminary stuff! Hopefully, you will get a good position and that’s always great, so all my best for this!

About driving: I understand your desire to learn, as well as your fears. I got my driver’s licence much later than the rest of my family, because I too was afraid of the car and especially of how it “lacks” control, compared to a simple bicycle: I can stop the bicycle everywhere and it’s much more difficult to really hurt someone with a bicycle, rather than a car.

Heck, I was so scared, I failed my first driving test. When I wanted to try again, I did a lot more training first (especially with my parents), so some of the fears quieted. And I hope the same will be for you: it’s good to have a little level of anxiety because it will keep you alert and you will be a safer driver, but training too helps a lot to calm anxiety down. I hope you will find that perfect balance - and I am sure you will, considering how motivated you are!

About being healthy: yay, cooking buddies! Honestly, I didn’t like a lot of vegetables either, until one day I tried some of them and wow, they’re actually okay cooked like that? So maybe you still haven’t found the right way to eat them. Do not worry, there will surely be a recipe that makes them appetizing for you! And if you have this goodwill to try new things, you will surely find something healthy and tasty! :D

About sport: again, I perfectly understand. I am pretty lazy too and, just like you, I never liked doing sport since I was a kid. I tried swimming lessons, but after I learned how to swim, I got bored and stopped. I can swim in the sea, so the lessons were pointless for me. So I did some karate, but after 3 years I left. I tried various times to go to the gym, but always got bored.

That has always been the problem: I am bored, I grow bored and I don’t like trainign with people around. Also, I’m too lazy to dress up, pack my stuff, leave my house and go to another place to exercise, then come back home and clean myself and booo, too long.

That’s why I decided to do everything in my home: I use two apps for gym exercises and yoga, so I have different exercises every day, I can take as much time as I want, there are no people around and I can do everything in my place, without the whole “dress up - go out - come back”, which is boring in summer because it’s too hot and a nuisance in winter because it’s too cold.

Also, doing yoga after the exercises helps me recover after a more intense training and works as final stretching session. Before that, my back and legs hurt a lot more, now I feel just tired, but it’s that satisfying tiredness of “I did something good”. And when I finish I start cooking my dinner, so it’s almost like a “reward” for doing good. It helps too, in keeping me motivate :D

About art: OH MY GOSH what an artist you are! Such beautiful drawing! You really are a good designer, I wish to have just half of those drawing skills. I really hope you will keep working on them, because if they’re this good now, you can only improve!

And you know, the most beautiful thing is to read how much you want to improve! There is a lot of goodwill in your words, so I am sure you will find a way to do everything you plan to do. And if you can’t do everything right now, it’s okay too: start with one thing, then add something little by little. And then, one day we will both become masters of productivity! Or we will keep trying and that’s good too ;)

In the meantime, enjoy your free time, take an extra nap, do something you like and plan something you want to do. If you have the will to improve, you will improve, I believe you <3

PS. Oh my, adorable kittens! these cutie patooties made my day better - and I hope they make your day better too! In case of doubt, just pet them: petting a cat is always the best thing to do.

Beau! Hello! How are you doing?

Hi! :D It's so nice to see you again! I really missed our conversations, can't wait for more of them to come soon! <3

This summer has been pretty busy for me. I studied almost every day - but it's summer, it's hot and my will to study was below zero, so I skipped a few days here and there, did other things, studied in the morning only and so on. Still no idea about the results, but when I get them, I will let you know :)

In the meantime, I still enjoyed my time by doing other stuff, like:

Cleaning

I love organizing things and since I finally had some time, I took the chance to:

Write a full inventory of the garage/storeroom where my family has been accumulating stuff for years

Buy a couple new storage racks for my apartment and move some furniture around. Still not over, but it's an improvement

Also, since my mother finally realized that yes, we have a lot of stuff indeed and we can rid of some of it, we went on a cleaning spree and cleaned:

The woodshed which had everything inside except for wood. There was even a sewing table!

The front garden of my house and that meant removing a shit ton of plants because my mother decided it was a great idea to plant them all together. She literally put two palm trees inside the vineyard. Those have been hard to tear down, but when me and my brother finally did it, the satisfaction was immense

We still have to move some stuff and properly clean the storeroom, but we have to wait for my uncle first: once he takes some furniture away, we will be free to keep going.

Keeping healthy

Since I went to the gastroenterologist and he told me to change my diet, I lost 7kg immediately and I feel WAY better. But it's still not enough: I plan to lose 7 more kilos, just to be in perfect health and to keep being healthy, even if I gain a couple kilos back in the future.

In order to do that, I kept (and try to keep) a schedule made of:

walking at least 6000 steps every day

spending at least one hour doing exercises and yoga 5 days a week

following the healthier diet suggested by the doctor, which is made of fresh fish and meat, fresh vegetables, almost no bread, gluten-free pasta, rice, couscous, no milk and no processed products. It was hard the first few days, now I feel bad when I don't follow this plan. I don't miss junk food and I still allow myself a treat once in a while. Also, since I am lazy, I cook once a day and double the amount, so I can eat for dinner and have a meal ready for the next day's lunch. This way, I'm always covered and I don't feel like resorting to junk/fast food (I also got rid of everything unhealthy, so it would be impossible anyway).

trying to get a better sleeping schedule: my alarm clock is set at 7:50 every day except for the weekends and I allow myself to get a 1-hour-long nap in the early afternoon. I also try to go to sleep around midnight, but still end up sleeping at 1am, so there's still room for improvement.

Writing

Studying was hard, but writing has always been great. And when I can have a schedule, it's even better :D

I started with two hours, every day. Right after dinner, when my mind was still fresh - and the weather gets cooler too. Then, around 10pm, I move on the couch and watch a few YouTube videos, before going to bed.

Some days, I didn't want to write a single line and had to force myself to write at least for one hour. But there were also days in which I wrote one or two hours more than planned. And now, I can write a few hours in the morning too and that means double productivity! :D Also, after sitting for so long in front of a screen, the exercise session in the late afternoon is even more enjoyable.

Small trips

I couldn't allow myself to take a longer breaks this summer. And that means I won't be able to visit Greece, so I took small trips to my uncle's farm and 1-day long trips to a few places.

In July, I visited Gaeta and Sperlonga (Italy). Those are two beautiful towns between Rome and Naples, with wonderful clean sea and beautiful sights. Sperlonga was especially cute, because the oldest part of the city is on a hill, so there are a ton of narrow streets, white-painted walls, corners decorated with seashells and painted tiles, tiny stairs and little plazas. It was nice.

In August, I visited Rovinj (Croatia): that's another little town, with a wonderful green sea. While we were there, we took a boat trip and visited the nearby fjord and wow, it was just like a postcard from a Norwegian fjord. And the trip was very enjoyable too: the boat owner offered us drinks and gave us interesting insights about what we were seeing.

I have two more trips planned for the next week: a water park tomorrow and a small cruise trip next week. Then, nothing else for now. Maybe will do something for Christmas and even New Year, but we'll see what offers we can find.

What about you?

What did you do these months? How did you spend your summer? How are you spending these last few days of August? And do you like to sleep as much as my cats like it?

[absolutepokemontrash]

Hi! So, I absolutely love your series where the MC is the kid of Lucifer, and I was wondering if I could request that with Diavolo and Barbatos? •v•

:0 you definitely can! Right now I’m just doing Diavolo, but Barb’s will be up sometime soon!

MC is Half Demon and Oh Shit They’re Diavolo’s Kid-

Diavolo wasn’t exactly what one would expect of the prince of Hell, I mean, he was suppressing the urge to bounce in his seat from pure excitement. I mean, his exchange program was starting! Humans, demons, and angels, all together, his dream was coming true.

All that was left was for the student to arrive, the portal opened, and the human fell flat on their back. Oof, maybe Diavolo should have set up some kind of landing zone filled with pillows. No matter! The human was-

…

What peculiar eyes this human had…

Oh… oh dear…

Dad-volo

The MC was his child, no question about it. This was… very unexpected. Well, the entire assembly hall was completely quiet, and the kid looked like they were getting impatient.

“HEY! Mind telling me what the hell is going on?!”

After that, Diavolo launches into his explanation, also the explanation that he’s definitely this kid’s dad. Kid was not impressed, they tried to square up with Diavolo and Lucifer had never been more confused as to what to do.

Well, the moment MC sprouted wings and launched themselves at Diavolo, Dia caught them with one hand and continued speaking like nothing happened.

MC, please calm down… Diavolo didn’t know they existed, let him make it up to them! They’re going to stay at the Demon Lord’s Castle! Dia’s going to be a good dad!

“This feels like the plot to the world’s most messed up fairytale.” MC jammed their hands into their pockets and grumbled. “I get sucked into hell and find out I’m royalty there. Great.”

Diavolo managed to smile and awkwardly reach out to give them a pat on the head, then retracted his hand after the kid shot him a glare. “Well, it’s not a very traditional fairytale, but I’m sure you’ll enjoy your time here.”

“Mm, sure.” MC mumbled.

Okay, so his child wasn’t that enthusiastic about the exchange program, but Diavolo was sure they’d come around.

Dia tried everything he could possibly think of to get his kid to both like him and enjoy their time as an exchange student. A lot of things had… mixed results.

Also, legally recognizing MC as his child and legitimizing them caused a big stink amongst the nobles who were opposed to the exchange program to begin with. So MC then had to deal with a few assassins. Wonderful. Fantastic. Show stopping. Dia, be a good dad and comfort your angsty murder target- I MEAN preteen.

They do manage to build a good relationship fairly quickly despite their less than stellar first impressions, and Diavolo made them a promise that he knew he wouldn’t ever break: he would let them live as normal a childhood as possible.

This means that MC gets to do all the normal kid stuff that Diavolo wasn’t allowed to do. It honestly works out great for everyone. MC gets to live their life, Diavolo gets the satisfaction of knowing that his kid’s having fun, and Barbatos doesn’t need to worry about MC causing chaos in the castle.

Man… does this kid’s magic potential scare the shit out of everyone though…

Tired Uncle Lucifer

No. This has to be a violation of his worker rights. It cannot be legal for him to be this stressed.

He knew this exchange program was a bad idea. LUCIFER FUCKING KNEW IT. This kid was judging him. Why did he suddenly feel self conscious about every single one of his features? This child was picking him apart and they hadn’t even said anything!

He confiscated Asmo’s phone immediately, this was a matter of national security! Satan’s too! Beel as- oh shit Lucifer may have to give Beel the heimlich maneuver, then take his phone.

When all the brothers eventually got back to the HOL, they were greeted with Mammon getting shaken down by Levi.

“Lucifer! Ya won’t believe this! Levi- what’s wrong with you?” “The exchange student is Diavolo’s child.” “What..?” “*pops the cork off a bottle of Demonus* the exchange student’s Diavolo’s child.”

The worst part about this kid was that they took to the privileges of being royalty like a fish to water. MC went out and did whatever the fuck they wanted, and Lucifer needed to make sure a state of national emergency wasn’t called just because MC picked a fight at RAD.

It didn’t help that MC was just so unimpressed with Lucifer. Anytime Lucifer would tell them not to do something they would just raise their eyebrows and challenge his authority without saying a word.

What the fuck.jpg

The things he does for his prince boyfriend…

Cool Uncle Mammon

Huh, so this little pipsqueak is Lord Diavolo‘s kid? Hm, do ya think they’d let him into the royal treasury? No? Okay… lame.

Mammon then decides this kid would be just perfect for scamming people! Who is going to say no to the Crown Prince’s kid? A suicidal person, that’s who!

And the kid is… up for it? Wow, Mammon didn’t even have to grovel! Awesome!

It’s such a shame that Lucifer came in and promptly removed MC from Mammon’s presence. Tsk, killjoy…

Mammon and MC do get along swimmingly after MC stops angsting. Whenever they hang out it’s pure chaos.

And they would have gotten away with it too- wait, they do get away with it. Because who’s going to question the Crown Prince’s kid? >:)

Reclusive Uncle Leviathan

Levi was in the middle of throttling Mammon for his money back when Lucifer burst through the door looking like he had spent over 1000 Grimm on a gacha game only to not get the card he wanted.

And where was that human he said would be staying with them? Huh? The human’s HUH????!!!!

… wack. Maybe he shouldn’t have skipped out on that Student Council Meeting…

Either way, ew, new person he needed to talk to. NO THANKS. Well, no thanks until MC started to visit the HOL to hang out with Mammon. Of course those two normies decided to bug him. OF COURSE.

Levi finally snapped when MC loudly proclaimed that they could totally beat Levi in Mario Kart. Haha, NO. Levi challenged the little runt to a 1 v 1 race on Rainbow Road.

Kid lost. Obviously. Rainbow Road is rigged.

Honestly, kid’s alright. Still a total normie, but not completely terrible.

Cat Uncle Satan

Huh, a half human child of the soon to be demon king, how very interesting.

Oh, and just look at Lucifer’s face. :D priceless. Satan wished he was fast enough to get his DDD out to snap a picture, but he wasn’t able to…

But back to MC, oh how very intriguing. How much power do they have in comparison to Diavolo? Will using that power rip their fragile little body apart? Would they learn to control it? Satan was just dying to find out.

His feelings on the child themselves were mixed at best. They were clearly unhappy with the situation and Satan could sympathize, being thrust into a completely new world and then being told you can’t leave and are also royalty? That has to be hard. But this kid was still being an unreasonable little shit.

Satan continued to try and study MC from afar until the kid themselves walked right up to him and half demanded half pleaded for his help in studying for a test.

Not being one to avoid an opportunity to flex how smart he is, Satan agreed to help out. (Nerrrrd)

And honestly, it went well. When the kid wasn’t being a little shit, they were actually quite pleasant to be around.

Overly Affectionate Uncle Asmo

…wut

Listen, when Asmo asked Lucifer to pick a cute human, he didn’t mean cute as in CHILD.

This kid was DIAVOLO’S?! What lucky human had gotten to have the experience of [Jesus Fucking Christ, Asmo I’m not writing what he said for the sake of the nation]

Anyhoo~ little MC just made his heart go “SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SO CUTE!” They were so cute Asmo could just eat them up!

But they were so mean! That scowl they always had on was going to give them wrinkles and ruin their perfectly cute face!

Sigh, oh well. He can’t manually rearrange people’s expressions. What he can do is take this child shopping. Poor Diavolo was constantly in his RAD uniform, this poor innocent baby shouldn’t have to suffer the same fate.

The kid continued to scowl at everything, but at the same time, their little quips were very entertaining. This little kid spitting verbal venom at anyone who displeased them reminded Asmo of someone… he just couldn’t place who, but they definitely had amazing hair and a cute face :3

Hungry Uncle Beel

Where’s the takeout- I mean human? What’s happening? …are all humans this small? Dang, that’s barely enough for a snack.

So the human’s not going to live with us because they’re not fully human and Diavolo’s kid? Huh. Wild. Anyway, what’s for dinner?

Beel’s not too invested in this drama, he misses Belphie too much to be that interested…

The kid’s weirdly interested in how cool and strong Beel is though. MC tails him to the gym pretty often.

Diavolo and Beel already being gym buddies send tweet-

Since this benevolent little shit likes Beel so much, they decided to take it upon themselves to help with the family drama.

Beel finds that very sweet 🥺

Murder sleepy Uncle Belphie

Oh man… if you thought Belphie was being unfair to L!MC due to their parentage… hoo boy…

When this kid waltzed up the attic steps like they ran the place, Belphie needed to hold himself back from trying to break down the door and throttle this kid.

Pff, of course Diavolo would have a half human kid. Of course.

…kid beat the shit out of him when he tried to kill them. We stan this MC.

After all is said and done, Belphie still isn’t overly fond of MC. They’re brash and rude and only funny 40% of the time. They don’t even like napping 😒

But Beel likes the little runt, so Belphie and MC put up with each other.

Bonus! Your Angelic Uncle Simeon’s Chihuahua

:0 friend!

MC: *speaks*

>:0 not friend! Begone! *throws crucifix*

[sandbees]

Child!Yuu: Savannaclaw

Time for the Savannaclaw members to meet Child!Yuu :)

Jack:

Yuu casually walks up to Jack and asks, “Hello, people are getting hurt, and we think your going to get hurt.”

And Jack short circuits, because this random 10 year old is expressing worry to a stranger.

Alarms go off in his head, he must protect.

When Leona challenged them to a Magishift battle and Yuu said, “Yes let me join” everyone had this moment of, “Oh no.”

Honestly I think the Savannaclaw members would still go hard on Yuu, but also let them score at least a few times.

Anyways back to Jack.

This sweet boy lets Yuu pet him. He’ll casually give them a piggy back ride.

He can’t say no to Yuu, not at all. Someone help this boy-

Jack is going to help Yuu as much as he can. Struggling with homework? Jack is there to help you study. Ace and Deuce are being jerks? Jack is there to make you smile and kidnap take you away from the idiot duo.

Yuu makes flower crowns for Jack because they think Jack looks pretty in them. Jack wears them with pride.

You’d get big giant and tiny human wholesome vibes between these two and wifnendkenwk it’s so adorable

The way he hold Yuu ever so gently like a flower is 👌

Jack’s tail wags a million miles per hour when Yuu finally calls Jack, “big brother”. He’s so happy that Yuu sees him as a family figure and does everything he can to fit into that role.

Ruggie:

A force that makes people do what they say with nothing but puppy eyes is a force that Ruggie is going to weaponize.

He’s going to casually ask Yuu, “Hey, can you ask those people for some donuts.”

And Yuu is like, “Ok :)” and gets the donuts because they have the child pass.

And then Yuu gives Ruggie some, so it’s a win win situation.

Is Yuu energetic? Ask Ruggie for help, he’ll play tag with them until Yuu gets tired. He’s pretty fast so Yuu runs after him all over the school.

Yuu shares some of Trey’s food with Ruggie and he’s not complaining.

Ruggie probably teaches Yuu a couple of things if they ask, for a price.

That price is going over to Trey and asking him to make food for them.

“....why?” “Because I’m hungry. Come on big brother, plleeeeaaassseee?”

In the main story, Yuu just...kind of knew who it was. And then proceeded to confront Ruggie on their own.

“Huh? What makes you think I did all of that?” “If you stop, I’ll ask Trey to make a lot of donuts for you. And I’ll give you 50% of my allowance Crowley gives me every month.” “...you’re a good bargainer.”

Tempted as he is, Ruggie refuses so Yuu tells the Heartslybul gang and they proceed to confront Ruggie, and the normal plot continues.

Yuu probably helps Ruggie with his workload because, “Leona is so mean!!! He shouldn’t have to dump all of his work onto you!! Let me help you, Big brother!”

“Shishishi, big brother, huh? Alright, I’ll be your brother. Now come on, let’s go finish this up and then ask people for donuts.” “Yay! Donuts! :D”

Leona:

“Oh god, not another runt.” “D:” (Ace and Deuce: “Something’s wrong. I can feel it.”)

Leona is indifferent with Yuu. It’s another Cheka, he doesn’t need one in his life.

He does end up warming up to Yuu, however.

It started with Yuu being tired of Ace, Deuce, and Grim being idiots and just walked away from their argument. (The three reacted accordingly with panic as they finally realize Yuu is gone)

Anyways, Yuu went to the greenhouse and found Leona sleeping under a tree. And honestly Yuu vibes with that so they sat down next to Leona and napped too.

“Yo, Leona? When did you have a kid sleeping next to you?” “What? *Looks over and sees Yuu sleeping peacefully* ...well, they’re not doing anything. Anyways, here’s your money. Scram.” “...ok then.”

Leona then proceeds to go back to sleep because he honestly couldn’t be bothered to shoo Yuu away.

What he does have a problem with is the three idiots that interrupted his sleep. Who are coincidentally looking for Yuu.

“Yuu! There you are! Why are you with this scary guy!?” “He isn’t scary, and he’s my naptime buddy now! >:( “

After Leona’s overblot happened, imagine him lying down in his usual spot, resting, and Yuu just walks up.

“What is it, little Herbivore?”

Yuu places a flower crown on Leona, “You may not be king back at your home, but you can be a flower king! :D King of my big brothers!”

Yeah, Leona just adopted a small child then and there, they’re less annoying than Cheka.

(But he sort of regrets introducing Yuu to Cheka. Whenever those two interact, it is a ball of energetic happy chaos)

I also don’t see Leona making Yuu cry. As much of an asshole he is, I don’t think he’d stoop that low. Even if it was by accident.

[chiliiscereal]

May I offer a prompt of how the turtles would be with a mom friendTM? you know the type I mean? like.... I think they might benefit from that kind of friend in the group lol (also I love your stories, your such a cool writer keep up the awesome work!)

Rottmnt headcanon: mom friend TM

And thanks so much!

Mom friends are severely underrated XD

——

-Okay these boys need a mom friend badly

-but that’s where you come in!

-as the mom friend you keep them safe in many ways

Donnie💜

-starting with this guy, he never really wanted a mom friend

-when April first brought you over he was cold

-didn’t even bother talking to you

-you were determined to befriend him, even though he left whenever you tried to talk to him

-you became comfortable with the turtles quickly and the others accepted your mom friend nature

-not Donnie though

-he didn’t hate you, sure, but you were too much

-you were too overbearing and too nervous for his safety!

-you’d make him wear a helmet when he used his jet pack 

-you made him put on SUNSCREEN whenever he went outside

-you told him to be careful when rewiring a project even!

-it’s like you wanted to ruin his bad boy image

-he hated it and wanted you to stop being so smothering

-…

-…until he realized that attention and moral support comes with the smothering

-the moment he realizes that he’s all for it

-he’s no longer hiding his inventions from you so you won’t bug him, but he’s seeking you out for your advice and praise

“Hey so I made this and… I don’t know…”

“Wow you built that? It’s awesome!” 

“Really? I mean, I know, I just wanted to show you that it was.”

-praise ain’t something this boy has

-have you SEEN how his brothers react to his ideas?

-he needs this

-with praise comes affection

-I’m talking homemade snacks and questions that his brothers never ask

-you’re there if he needs a cup of coffee or if he hasn’t eaten in a while or taken a nap

-“don, it’s been two days since you slept go to bed.”

-“*hissssss*”

-“I’ll make a cup of coffee for you after...?”

-“*hisses but less intense*”

-you may be good at making snacks and everything

-very good in facts

-but the questions are probably his favorite part

“Woah what’s that supposed to do?”

“Well it’s a device that’s meant to fix all the broken McDonald’s ice cream machines.”

“That’s amazing! What did you use to build it? How does it work?”

-you’re actually trying to learn about his work!

-you’re trying to learn about him!

-he loves it

-and he loves that you’re careful to

-it’s a nice change from his brothers

-you’re someone he can depend on

-doesn’t matter if it’s missions or just being a good friend

-and I mean it when I say depend

-you’re there when he needs help rewiring something or just to simply talk about his dumb dumb brothers

-honestly April isn’t even mad that Donnie stole one of her best friends

-she knows he needs this

-Donnie fully learned to trust you after the purple dragons mishap

-you told him they were untrustworthy but his heart was dead set on that satin jacket

-when he came back to the lair, late at night, with no satin jacket and a handful of his missing tech, he found you raising an eyebrow at him from where you had sat to wait for him

-he knew from then on to trust you and your opinions, even though his often got in the way

-you can often be found sitting on Donnies bed while he works, offering your company and comments

-Normally no one else is allowed in while he works but that’s just because they don’t have anything positive to provide

 Raph❤️ 

-Raph IS the mom friend

-your mom friend energy and his mom friend energy just work together so well together

-I’m talking planning missions together, figuring new ways to trick his brothers into being responsible, cleaning the dishes, and even making snacks together

-“so the mission is tomorrow right?”

-“yep! Should we bring apples with peanut butter or pretzels with hummus?”

-“well Donnie doesn’t like peanut butter, but Mikey does, so both?”

-“awesome! And you’ve got the water covered?”

-“dude I even have caprisuns packed so we’re ready!”

-the others find it to be too much with the two of you but Raph really appreciates the help

-especially during the pizza puff episode

-oh that part nearly set you on fire with worry

-Raph had never seen you that worked up

-you had a fan for Leo, a bowl for Mikey, and a bag of fruit snacks for Donnie

-Raph has to activate his supreme mom friend energy to get you to stop hovering over them

-that meant literally dragging you away from them so they could figure things out on their own

-he’s seen you be a mom friend to them all the time

-but never once for him

-you two were like... co mom friends working together to stop the younger irresponsible three

-until Raph got separated in the sewer

-oh man you were torn with worry

-you nearly destoryed the place looking for him

-and finding him all savage like that... ack that was enough to practically shatter your heart in two

-once he stopped trying to barbecue villains and destroy his brothers you took him to the lair and helped him calm down

-you even turned on a movie for the two of you so he could relax

-it was nice to have your best friend and partner in stopping crime back

-Raph of course was embarrassed because it’s HIS job to help everyone, not the other way around

-after much assurance you had him convinced that you didn’t mind

-he was grateful to have you and your help

-he just wished you didn’t worry quite so much

Leo 💙:

-this boy is soaking it all up from the start

-someone to compliment him?

-someone to help him out?

-someone to admire his achievements?

-oh he’s all for it

-he’s showing off skateboard stunts, he’s doing flips, and he’s randomly pulling you to him and creating a portal

-usually you end up somewhere sketchy but sometimes it works out

-you always have to be ready though

-one minute you’re walking to the projector room and the next you’re in New Jersey with a sheepish looking red slider

-his only problem is now he has to be more careful with skateboard tricks

-he’s fine with a helmet but when it comes to you hovering next to him while he’s going down the skate ramp...

-eh he’s not so fond of that

-praise?

-sure

-home made gifts and cards?

-always appreciated

-but you constantly trying to protect him from things he knew how to do?

-no

-just no

-now he only feels like he can skate if you’re not there or if he goes to a skate park without telling you

-you figure out quickly and still worry that he’ll mess up a flip

-doesn’t matter if you’re watching or not

-you’re the mom friend

-your job is to worry

-you promised that you’d stop worrying about him if he can back

-you didn’t want him to feel uncomfortable in his own home!

-he agreed and you did your best to keep your promise

-...

-until he actually messed up a flip

-you don’t know WHAT he landed on but it must have been sharp because there was a LOT of blood

-maybe you thought there was a lot because you were so worried but still

-you hadn’t even been in the room but you heard his shout (and crash) and you came running

-oh he was lucky you carried gauze and everything in your bag because other wise they’d have to go buy some

-you chewed him out while patching him up, much to his displeasure

-you’re both sweet and sour about it

-“I’m fine! Look, nothing’s broken!”

-“I TOLD you that you could get hurt! I TOLD you it wasn’t safe! Why did you not listen- I’m sorry does that hurt? I’m sorry!”

-“yeah it does hurt-.”

-“than you should have listened to me!!”

-for a while he’s bitter that you were just waiting for him to mess up

-clearly you thought he was just a big clutz to you

-but after a while of him avoiding you and pouting you brought it up again

-“I’m not just waiting for you to fail you know. I just want you to be okay.”

-“that’s not what it feels like! You clearly don’t trust me!”

-“life happens, Leo! Doesn’t matter how skilled you are! You’re an amazing skater but sometimes mistakes are made!”

-ha that changed his tune quickly

-“you think I’m an amazing and skilled skater?

-you just rolled your eyes and left, not saying anything about his comment

-didn’t matter

-this boy is all smiles for the rest of the day

Mikey🧡:

-he was on board from the very start

-he’s got cuddles, piggy back rides, and his own art fan/critic

-lots of baking and cooking together

-maybe even drawing if he’s lucky

-only problem?

-you don’t trust him to go out on his own

-even if it’s just to grab a video game from the store or pick up pizza

-“I’m just going down the block!”

-“what if someone sees you?”

-“I’ll be careful!”

-“just let me go with you.”

-“no! I can do this on my own!”

-you’re always offering to give him a ride or tag along just because you don’t want anything to happen to him

-that means, of course, sneaking out

-not for a long time, just enough to get some air

-but that also means you’re staying up late waiting for him to come back

-he’s your buddy!

-you can’t let anything happen to him!

-he didn’t know about it until he found you cashed out on the couch with the lamp still on

-normally you gave him an excuse about why you were still up, such as a late night snack or a movie

-but your phone and the tv were both off

-he decided to think nothing of it until he noticed that you were grumpier in the mornings

-he didn’t want his actions to affect you so he started coming back earlier

-even texting you and telling you he was fine

-you two talked and set up a deal

-he could go out by himself and you wouldn’t stay up late waiting for him as long as you had his location on your phone

-it was easier for both you from then on

[sugarmaplewings-fics]

Helping Their S/O Recover From Surgery

Pairing: BNHA Boys x reader

Warnings: Reader is in the hospital (obviously), several mentions of food and eating, medication mention, that should be it

Characters: Midoriya, Bakugou, Todoroki, Amajiki

A/N:

Wow, I actually completed a request in a timely fashion 😳

I hope this isn’t too terrible. My dad was disabled, so he had a lot of surgeries (maybe one every year or two). Ergo, I’ve had some experience being in hospitals, if not exactly in the position of the patient ヽ(；▽；)ノ It’s been some time tho, so idk, I might still be missing something.

Anyway, I hope you get well soon, @ure-a-sunflower! Thanks for the request, I’m really flattered that you think of me like this 😊 And never feel shy about sending me a hug! I love hugs :3

Enjoy!

-Sugar

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Midoriya:

● Midoriya is the type of guy who'll sit in the waiting room the entire time you're under

● He's a little worried about you, but he trusts that you'll make it through okay

● Trust me, he has plenty of experience being in hospitals (stop breaking ur bones >:()

● He'll be right at your bedside as soon as he's allowed to, whether you're awake or not

● As soon as you're awake and he's able to, he'll give you a nice hug (gently). He doesn't care if you're still in bed, he just wants to know you're okay

● He'll spend a lot of time with you while you recover, sitting in the chair by your bed

● Please please tell this boy it's okay for him to talk. He'll tell you everything he knows about heroes for hours and whether you care about what he's saying or not, it's totally worth it just to see the big smile on his face

● Either way, he'll talk to you almost the whole time. He's actually really fun to have a conversation with! You can talk to him about anything and he'll listen

● Will also play board games with you to pass the time, or any kind of small game he can find that you can both do on your bedside table

● He'll get you anything else you might want as well :)

● Once you're discharged, he'll stick around and help you out

● Again, if you need anything, he's got you

● Need someone to cook for you? If he can't do it himself, he'll ask his mom for help (pls, she cooks the best meals and she loves you so much)

● Will remind you to take your meds

● He'll take naps with you 🥺 He knows you're probably still tired out, so he's making sure you get plenty of rest

● Helps you with any wound care you might need, whether it's cleaning it or dressing it, he'll help out if you let him

● Just very much a sweet boi, 10/10 boyfriend

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Bakugou:

● He is very much concerned about you the whole time, he's just really good at hiding it

● As soon as he's allowed to visit you, he's there

● He'll come in quietly, scowling at the floor

● He has a bag with him that's got a container of food in it. He put a lot of effort into making it just for you, just the way you like, but it's likely he'll brush it off and claim it's leftovers

● Katsuki isn't exactly the best hospital buddy, but he'll try

● The thing is, he's not very talkative. He refuses to leave your room for too long, but he's more the type to just sit in the chair by the window (probably looking at his phone)

● You may think he's not paying you any attention, but he's spending time reading up on what condition you're in and how to make sure you recover properly

● He's there if you need him

●Will yell at the nurse / doctor if they're not taking care of you right

● Makes a comment at least once about how much he hates the smell (it's not you, it's the general hospital smell)

● Tries his best to cook for you as often as he can so you don't have to eat the hospital food there (might even give up trying to brush off how much he does for you)

● Gets you anything you need when you ask. As I said, he's not keen on leaving you in your room by yourself, but he won't say anything if you ask for something

● When it's time for you to go home, he'll just get even more clingy

● But not necessarily affectionate, oh no

● He was there when the doctor gave you guidelines for what to do during your recovery period, and he did his research

● You're not getting out of following it to the letter

● If you're supposed to stay in bed and rest, he'll make sure you're not getting up unless you absolutely have to. Also he'll do any kind of heavy lifting for you, just to be safe (and it’s totally not a bonus chance to lowkey show off how strong he is)

● If you need to incorporate more activity into your day, he'll be at your side. It's like a little date, taking a nice slow walk in the park

● He's also keeping tabs on how much water you're drinking. He always encourages you to drink plenty of water, but now he's even more on top of his game to remind you

● He'll also remind you to take your meds (aggressively but with love) :)

● And he'll drive you to your follow up visits with your doctor

● Bakugou will encourage you the best way he knows. He may come off harsh at times, but he just wants your healing process to go as smoothly as possible. He's not good with feelings and stuff, but this is how he shows you he cares

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Todoroki:

● Another sweet boi

● He knows what it's like to visit people in the hospital (ahem, his mom), so it wouldn't be too weird for him (not that it’s all that weird for any of them)

● He'd come and see you every day, and he'll bring you a little something each time, whether it's a snack, some flowers, a game or coloring book he thought you'd like, or even a little stuffed bear (or whatever your favorite animal is)

● His visits can be weirdly short though? Like, he doesn't know what to say, so he kind of just . . . leaves? Like wait come back

● He likes it when he can get you talking. He's not much of a talker himself, so it's easier if you can lead conversations

● But if you want him to, he will just keep you company in silence

● Master at staring off into space for long periods of time

● But every time he looks over at you, he gets this soft smile on his face and he's so cute

● He's trying his best

● He'll also help remind you of things when you're back home

● He's not the best at cooking, so he'll order you anything you want and eat it with you

● I'll state the obligatory "he provides that hot/cold treatment for any pain you might have" because he does and it works

● He'll go out with you to walk around, and just generally get you back into living your life

● Yeah, he's just really glad to see that you're healthy and he’s happy to help you out so your recovery is quick and easy

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Amajiki:

● Not gonna lie, he was a little nervous while you were having the surgery

● Not too bad, just some pacing around the waiting room, but he feels so much better once everything's over with

● Big on sitting next to your hospital bed and just holding your hand the whole time he's visiting

● Hates checking in every day (because ew, people, and also ew, walking through strange halls full of people and equipment and the lighting is funky and everything smells like hand sanitizer and—)

● But he does it for you, because you're the most important thing to him 🥺

● Oh, and he also gets really really quiet whenever the nurse comes in to check up on you and just kind of pretends like he doesn't exist for a moment while they do their thing

● He'll do something where he gets himself a boxed lunch or takeout and eat with you in your room at meal times

● Honestly though, he'll be happy when you're finally able to go back home

● He's a very sweet and doting boyfriend, and he'll make sure you're getting everything you need

● He'll do his best to help you readjust after everything, and he'll even stay by your side when you go for follow up appointments :]

● (His anxiety has that loophole where if you're ever anxious about doing something, he's able to take charge and help you out)

● Pls, I love him

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[anenbylittlepotato]

The demon bros reacting to MC being bullied for being overweight and very self conscious? (Never talking much/never wearing short sleeved clothing/etc.)

Ooh, okay, I can do that!

The Bros Reacting to a Shy and Self Conscious MC

Dateables Here

This MC is very shy and self-conscious about their body due to bullying in the human world. They don't talk much and never show much skin.

Lucifer

He doesn't pay much attention to you not showing much skin. He, himself isn't particularly fond of showing skin, so he understands that much.

What he doesn't understand, however, is why you always avoid eye contact, and rarely speak, talking quietly when you do, and tend to shy away from any social interactions, with him, his brothers, and anyone else.

He's the last person to care about or even notice physical appearance, so he doesn't even consider that might be your reasoning for it.

So when he approaches you about it and you tell him it's because you were bullied for your appearance, he's taken aback for sure.

"Well, if that's all, then I assure you, you have nothing to worry about. There's absolutely nothing wrong with your body."

He'll definitely ask some questions about these bullies. Not for any particular reason. He just wants to... Talk.

And he'll also go out of his way to reassure you of your beauty and chance he gets. Not in front of his brothers though...

And if he catches any other demons harassing you about your body, they'll definitely regret it.

Mammon

As the second most talkative and attention-loving out of the brothers, he definitely notices how little you talk to him, and how you stray away from social interaction and never make eye contact! Plus, you always talk so quietly! Ugh, he can't understand you if you basically whisper everything, dammit!

And, as someone who isn't exactly shy about showing a little skin, he notices that too. He's definitely suspicious about that. What are you hiding under there...?

He brings it up and??? It's because you were bullied???

Give him names.

Someone is going to die today.

No one bullies his human! >:(

"Ya got bullied? Well, why didn't ya tell me?! I woulda done somethin' about it for ya! Plus, I ain't got a clue what you're worried about. Ya look fine, jeez!"

Anyway, he's gonna commit a homicide, see ya later!

Nah jk, but he's definitely considering it...

He'll... Try to remind you that you that you look beautiful, but he's really bad at it. He always ends up becoming a flustered mess and can't get the words out. It's okay tho, you get the point.

He'll openly beat the hell out of any other demon who tries to harass you about your body.

Leviathan

Haha, mood lol XD

All jokes aside, he does notice how you avoid social interactions and don't talk much and how you always talk quietly. He can't exactly judge you though, he does the same thing.

He also notices how you never show skin. Which... Okay. He's not really the type yo show much skin either, so he doesn't really mind that much???

Honestly, he's probably the most understanding about it, seeing as he has his own fair share of self-consciousness.

Though it is kind of annoying when he's asking about how you like an anime he recommended to you and you only give one or two-word answers. I mean come on! He needs more detail than that! He wants a full video essay on your thoughts, not just, "It's good," or "I liked it." Give him something here, man! How's he supposed to know that you actually liked it if you don't give detail? Or even that you actually watched the show!

One day he idly brings it up to you while you're playing video games together.

When you tell him you were bullied for your appearance, he pauses the game and looks at you.

Sure, he's gotten bullied too, but for him it was because he's an otaku and a shut-in.

"Th- there's nothing wrong with your body! If anything, I'm the one who's ugly... I'm just a gross yucky otaku... Y- you look way better than I do!"

He would totally go do something about those bullies but... There's a raid later today, and the next episode of an anime he likes comes out tomorrow, and he has a concert to go to... Plus, he's not very good with confrontation, and he'd have to actually go outside, and he's a shut-in, so he's not exactly in shape and...

But he'll definitely try to help you feel better about your body! Though... It'll mostly be small things because he's not sure his little heart could handle any more than that. So he'll occasionally tell you that you look nice, things like that.

And if he finds out other demons are harassing you about your body... He might consider summoning Lotan to put them in their place. Or he might just have you stay home and do online school with him.

Satan

He isn't exactly the biggest social butterfly either, but he isn't really shy, so he definitely notices how little you talk and how you avoid social interaction. And you talk quietly, which is rather frustrating for him.

And then there's the fact that you never show much skin, which is annoyingly similar to how Lucifer never shows skin. Are you trying to copy him or something...?

When he brings it up to you, he's a little taken aback to hear that it's because you get bullied for your appearance. He's not one to worry too much about that sort of thing, so it hadn't even occurred to him.

He should have known though. From what he's read, it's a pretty common issue in the human world. Not that it's any less common here in the Devildom.

"So that's your reason, huh...? Well, you needn't worry. Your body weight doesn't make you any less beautiful."

He asks some... Questions about these bullies. What? No, no, he isn't going to do anything to them. Not at all. He just wants to see these bullies for himself, that's all...

He'll go out of his way to make sure you know you're beautiful. And he'll tell you about historical figures and main characters of books he's read who were overweight but described as beautiful.

And if any other demon dares harass you about your body... Well, let's just say they won't be shown any mercy from his wrath.

Asmodeus

Noooo, don't hate yourself, aha, you're so beautiful!

Jokes aside, he's is the most talkative and attention-loving, so he definitely notices that you're avoiding eye contact and don't talk to him as much as you should be. Pay attention to him, dammit!

And when he tries to dress you up, he definitely notices how you avoid anything that shows skin. Come on, darling, you'd look so good, just try it!

One day he whines to you about it. When you tell him it's because you were bullied, he gasps dramatically.

Bullied?! How dare they bully his precious, beautiful little angel! He's offended!

"Darling, don't you dare listen to those awful bullies! You're beautiful and don't you dare forget it! Besides, that just means there's more of you for me to snuggle!"

He would go do something about your bullies but... He just got his hair done! And he doesn't want mess up his manicure! And his clothes might get wrinkled!

However, he will absolutely shower you with compliments any chance he gets. You're beautiful and he wants to make sure you know! But of course, not as beautiful as him ;)

And if he finds out any demons are harassing you about your body, well... Let's just say that Asmo may not lose his temper often, but when he does... It isn't very pretty.

Beelzebub

Beel doesn't really pay much attention to things like how much skin someone shows, but he does notice how little you talk.

At first he though it was because you weren't getting enough food but... He sees that you eat just fine at meals???

He's a little concerned, so he approaches you about it.

When you tell him it's because you were bullied, he's honestly just confused as to why other people are so concerned about your appearance??? It's none of their business??? It's not like you being overweight affects them???

Besides, he doesn't think it's bad, anyway. You look just fine to him. If anything, it means you eat well! That's a good thing in his book!

"Don't worry about it, MC. I don't think you look bad at all."

He's not really the type to go out of his way to cause trouble, but he might go talk to Lucifer about it.

He's really sweet about it and will tell you how wonderful you are. He'll also give you food to make you feel better.

And if he hears about any demons harassing you about it, he might "accidentally" lose control and eat them. Not in front of you though, he doesn't wanna scare you.

Belphegor

He honestly doesn't care whether you show skin or not, honestly.

But he is annoyed by the fact that you talk so little and rarely just say how you feel. Hiw is he supposed to know what you want if you won't speak?

One day he just comes to you and asks you bluntly about it.

When you tell him about the bullying, he just... Thinks you're stupid for listening to them. Who cares about them? It doesn't matter what they say, they're not you, they know nothing.

"MC... Don't be stupid. It's not their body, so why should they have a say in it? Besides, you make for the perfect nap buddy."

He's honestly way too lazy to actually do anything about the bullies. Why commit homicide when you can be sleeping? Come sleep with him, MC.

He's honestly not the type to give you compliments and try to make you see you're beautiful. Instead he'll just make you take more naps with him.

And if hears of any demons harassing you about it, he definitely won't hold back.

==

I might do the side dateables later too if y'all want me to.

[lightvsdark18]

My response to some voicelines (Leona)

Feels like everything the light touches belongs to me.

("Are you serious?")

I wasn't hot to trot about gettin' buddy-buddy with an herbivore, but this's gettin' more 'n more interesting. I'll keep you around as long as you don't cause me any trouble.

Same goes for you. Don't be annoying and I'll stay around.

Sit in front of me in class. Then I can take a nap behind ya.

*Sits far away from him if possible*

Just throw in whatever.

And cause an explosion? Yeah, no.

What, you didn't know that one?

I wouldn't say anything if I did.

School uniform

Ruggie was lookin' for me? Probably nothin' important. Don't worry about it.

And what if it is important?

If you're free, you should take a nap. That'll kill as much time as you want.

If I take a nap, I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight... unless you have a way to tire me out tonight. Leona, I'm joking! I'm joking!

What're you starin' at? You wanted to see me? Hah, aren't you the smooth-talker.

I'm also a flirt, but I'll behave.

Man, I'm famished. Hey, bring me somethin' to eat. Don't worry, I'll share my leftovers with you.

I don't want to get up.

I hate clothes that feel restrictive. Who cares if I wear things loose?

... *Tickles his bare chest*

Honestly, most of your life's decided for you from the moment you're born. There's no point in workin' hard.

I really doubt that.

P.E. uniform

I'm not one to turn down a competition. I'll take you on anytime.

You think I would challenge you?

Did a braid come loose? Hurry 'n tie it back up for me, then.

I suck at braiding, it's better to do it yourself.

Labwear

The botanical garden has the perfect temperature for nappin'. You feel me, right?

I don't know about a nap, but it does feel comfortable.

Can't you basically figure out what's in somethin' just by givin' it a sniff?

Sniffing random chemicals may cause harm to you.

I'm lookin' for a good place to take a snooze. Lemme borrow Ramshackle Dorm for a bit.

No.

Achoo! Hey, you. You spread some weird pollen around the botanical garden, didn't ya? Sweep it outside.

No, if you don't want to be bothered by pollen, then don't sleep in the garden.

You want me to teach you? Hah. You must be in real deep water if you're comin' to me.

Or I think you're smart and could help me.

Ugh, you reek of chemicals. Hurry and take a bath or somethin' to get the smell out.

Give me a hug first.

Ceremonial robes

*Yaaawn* Hey, let's go take a nap somewhere.

No, shush.

What's after this? How should I know?

You're a dorm leader...

And now the profs are gonna drone on for forever. *Sigh* I can't take this.

Stop complaining.

Wow, even you almost look the part with those robes on. Heh heh. Don't get so mad. I was joking.

>:(

No one's gonna notice if one or two people go missin'. Let's ditch.

No, because with my luck they'll notice I'm missing.

You're always so dang diligent. Don't you ever get tired?

What do you think, Leona?

Dorm uniform

I never let my prey escape. But I'm in a good mood right now, so I guess I won't eat you this once.

... What?

I'll show you what it means to lead a pack.

I'm not really- *drags them along*

Ramshackle Dorm's a pretty nice place. It's empty, abandoned... Perfect spot for a snooze.

Until you get cold or hear the wind howling through the cracks.

If you need help, tell Ruggie. He'll pass it on to me if he thinks it's necessary.

Okay, I'll ask you immediately.

You're pretty relaxed around me for a herbivore. Aren't you scared at all?

Hm, not really. You're comfortable and warm.

Back at home, scars are proof of your bravery. I hear the King of Beasts had a big one on his left eye.

What does my scars say? Cause I know they ain't bravery.

Hey, get your hands off of me. I hate clingy people. You're not a kid, y'know.

Oh, excuse me for being touch starved... Leona, no.

You need to relax more. Try gettin' to the point where you sleep away your afternoons.

I napped and relaxed too much back home. I need to make up for lost time.

Gala couture

You like my look?

Yeah, you look really nice.

There were plenty of people back home who were all too happy to nitpick my fashion choices. You wouldn't do that, though...right?

Yeah, you can wear whatever the hell you want.

The wealthy families of the Scalding Sands are way richer than royalty in other lands. If you wanna butter someone up, Kalim's your best bet, not me.

I'm not trying to butter you up, I honestly find you attractive... Stop smirking at me.

Outdoor wear

The club guys can handle this camping stuff without me. And if they can't, they deserve what's comin' to 'em.

You're a jerk.

Floyd's one slippery guy. Fightin' him ain't worth it. Just ignore him if he tries to start somethin' with you.

Kinda hard to do when he grabs you from behind and swings you around.

Have I ever been camping before? You do remember I'm royalty, right?

I meant since you came to the school, had a friend or dorm member who invited you out before?

Why do you have a piece of charcoal?...You call THAT grilled fish? I hope you weren't thinkin' of offering me some.

I'm not offering, I'm demanding you eat this. (In a joking tone)

Stop tuggin' at my sleeves. I don't care how uneven the footing is....Are you actually scared?

No, don't look at me like that. I'm unsettled by this whole thing.

Halloween

I'll show you how fearsome pirates can be.

I rather you didn't.

You know that Cater guy? He said my eye patch is "cute meets edgy." What kind of compliment is that?

*Shrugs*

A ghost once blew my cover when I was hiding from some Savanaclaw students. That ghost sure never made that mistake again.

First off, you're a jerk. Second off, why were you hiding from your students?

Just close your eyes if you're afraid of the dark.

How is closing my eyes going to help? You're scared of the dark? Well, put yourself in more darkness. Also, I'm not scared of the dark, I'm scared what's in the dark.

Never trust guys like Jade who've always got a smile glued to their face. It's guys like me you can count on to be honest.

*Squints eyes*

Huh? You think candy'll make me happy? If you're gonna give me food, at least make it something more filling.

*Takes candy back and turns to walk away*

Curious about the sword? The hilt's got a jellyfish design. You can hold it if you like, but don't swing it around.

What's the point of a sword if you can't swing it?

Ohhh nooo, I'm so scared… C'mon, what were you expecting? It was cute. Like a kitten pouncing on me.

F you.

Are you gonna hand over your treasure the easy way, or the hard way? I'll let you decide. I'm generous like that.

... You don't want me to answer that question.