#Hpme

[kathrynalicemc]

Reiss & Abberline: Partners in Justice

When a feisty lawyer/journalist is granted access to shadow a quiet Auror on a case and then they slowly fall in love. For @cursebreakerfarrier ♥️

[tamurakafkaposts]

Q: What’s hard for you?

A: Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane. Math is hard. Reading a map. Following orders. Carpentry. Electronics. Plumbing. Remembering things correctly. Straight lines. Sheet rock. Finding a safety pin. Patience with others. Ordering in Chinese. Stereo instructions in German._ Tom Waits

[thegikitiki]

Country Home Decor, 1990

"I was never a fan of the country decor design trend that was everywhere in the 1990s. Honestly though, I could probably live with this, but those ceiling lamps would have to go."

[desecrated-host]

iswear to fucking god my cousins over and she brought the fucking dog i can not handle this today

[butchlifeguard]

i think i am bisexualizing

[fivenightatfeddys]

how dare keith try guys mention robotripping in hus new video as im on thr come up of dxm 😭😭😭 it scared me so much

[fakeassfriends]

i mmiss MMYFUCKIMG PLACE

[findroleplay]

🩸 25+. so, my fave k-drama sweet home is getting it's second season the first of december, and i'd love to resume writing hyun su in preparation for it. specifically, a horror slowburn between him and everyone's fave ice king eun hyeok. i'm looking for someone who wants to go batshit over these two with me: pinterest boards, ship playlists, in depth worldbuilding- all of it. dead dove content encouraged 🕊️, eventual nsfw welcome. their "distrusting leader and reluctant weapon" vibes are impeccable and i love their mutual obsession. i only write over discord, at least 2 paragraphs per reply. thanks.

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[le-panda-chocovore]

It doesn't work that well tbh chat

Coping with The Distractions™

[fieriframes]

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[kathrynalicemc]

Heard people are making Marauders OCs so I realized I never really introduced one of my gals. I’ve just been clowning with @cursebreakerfarrier for a while with her.

So here is Elowen Abberline! She’s a bit older than true ME as she’s born around 1956 and not 1960. Her father Alphonse Abberline was the head of the Aurors and was very famous for being successful at his job and being warm and friendly. It was just the two of them and they were inseparable, Al even taking her to the Ministry some days. Elowen had the run of the place and charmed the entire department. The two of them lived together in a little cottage in the woods in the countryside (location tbd).

Unfortunately, Alphonse was killed by a Death Eater sometime when El was a teenager. She lost her best friend and was driven to find whoever killed him. She decided to go to the best Muggle university she could find and take classes in law and journalism. After getting her degree, she tried to enter the workforce but had to start at the bottom. This, of course, was working as a journalist for the Daily Prophet.

She had the knowledge to work as a lawyer which served her well. Eventually she would also have a private investigator business on the side. One day, a story she was reporting on was also being investigated by Aurors and she demanded the ability to shadow the Auror on the case. She was granted this as she knew almost everyone in the department. Everyone, that is, except the newest Auror who was hired after the death of her father. Killian Reiss was now her partner and the two butted heads at the start but would eventually grow together and even fall in love.

Together they would try to solve the murder of Alphonse Abberline…

[chuusgunxoxo]

HELP ME. I TRIED TO MAKE PIP ON ZEPETOOOO, WHAT IS THIS???????

ITS STARING AT HPME HELPPPP

Brb putting this on every possible pip hashtag to scare pip likers

[opudont-donut]

superpower: extravert

weakness: face blind

random fucking people be comin up to me to say hi i have a smalp talk with them then go hpme and wonder who the fuck was that. how do they know my name

[yourtxnshi]

FINALLY HPME mygod!!!!!!! guesswho has 3cavities!:3 (me.) ALLBC OFMY STUPID EXTRA TOOTH ITS A BABYTOOTH WHYIS BRO STILL HEREITS BEEN OVER A YEAR!!!! (also verysuoer likely bc ihavwnt brushedmy teeth thiswhole month or something..) haveto getthem filled ina few weeks andalso get thatguy takenout atthe same time…… idontwannaaaa… ATLEAST!!!! iwont haveto be stabbed with a giant needle thsitime!!!!!!!!!! stillscusk tho atleadt iget to skip schoolthe day of the thing bc ihaveto be drugged so imsuper outof it and numbbb!!:33 far betterthan a needle! started sobbing immediately whenthey said i hadcavities again jfhsgjxkgkbdhxhjghkjdjdhhggsjslfkgnfjsjhgngjh firsttime getting a tooth pulled saveme……

[questionthedompler]

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