#I am going to hell for this

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

alright fuck it i need to relearn how to draw winnie the pooh

[themistressofdolls]

"We didn't believe the children at first when they claimed to have seen the Slenderman, we even told them he was not real it was just make believe. That was until they vanished and I saw him in the distance, that's when I knew the tall man was real."

-Account from Tony Brown, school librarian from a local newspaper dated 1997

[montyrokz]

As a former veteran it is not 80 either.

[elisalovesfilms]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

shoutout to the one random who, upon chipping in for a calligraphy card at the event today, threw me an american fiver

[blackbutler-heritage-posts]

Black Butler Heritage Post

No one:

RCiel:

[lumintsu]

so who’s ready for phan vs. jedus

[yassvm]

I just wanted to go back to my childhood

[yumemiyas-wips]

I use Reddit. I present to you:

The navy SEALS copypasta in OwOda speak.

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"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

[bongwalter10]

dows anyone fw my transformers warrior cats. does anyone fw warrior cats transforemrs

[l4tchk3y]

Silver has managed to capture the Espio.💕

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.

[birdie-go]

genuinely what the fuck is this. official f1 instagram account. what. i’m rattling my cage. gnawing gnashing etc.

[sweetmapple]

Communion

[mothbyte]