#I blame alcohol
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Omegaverse Nedport
I was like "oh It's f*cking Friday night and I want some smut of my otp as reward~". And things ended like this.
WHAT WHY HOW
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im sick :) really sucks but going to watch movies and write today so it's not too bad
#ooc#when am i never sick? lmao#seriously i get weird nausea sometimes and acid reflux#i blame alcohol#anyways u can also hit me up if u want to plot
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ultimate cherik + normal!erik solos because if i have to work with this group project longer than i have to im going to actually genuinely eat concrete
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#magneto#professor x#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#snap sketches#i didnt think id draw today but ive gen been so stressed about school i just like. NEEDED a break#i just needed to care for my soul so here we are.... this nonsense again..#i was just gonna stop it at the first comic but then i kept going oops. i choose to blame stream yesterday !!!!#we mentioned ultimate cherik and i spent the last 24 hours thinking of them#honestly the alcohol comic was inspod by the fact i saw kosher-friendly booze when i was getting my drink yesterday vjelEJKAJ#i was actually going to draw like. Evil Magneto and charles but alas.... gjeLKEAJL#ill do that another day i promise i have strong visions about that too but for now. Please Enjoy#now excuse me while i have tomorrow to dread jVLKJEKLAV
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Personally I think Ness would absolutely lose his fucking mind with a roommate reader who is a very touchy, giggly mess when drunk. He’s fighting so hard not to cross the line with you but you’re pawing at him and smiling against his neck in a fit of giggles when you dragged him down with you as he hauled you over to the couch and— he cums embarrassingly fast when he feels your sloppy wet smooch on the pulse at his neck. Shivering and panting and a little choked moan leaves his lips.
Luckily you’ve passed out into a quiet heap lightly snoring on the couch so he can scramble away to the bathroom to question his cordial yet friendly roommate relationship with you and fry his brain with too many lust-driven images of you under him
#he’s like a shivering needy puppy#I need to break him so badly#nsf mii#alexis ness#alexis ness x reader#bllk#cw alcohol#I may be crazy#I blame the sangria
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Idk what this is, just wanted to draw disguised angel crowley.
(Aziraphael never knew he went to heaven)
#I'm working with 4 hours of sleep give or take#like immediately woke up and felt like drawing this#i would blame the alcohol but i didn't drink nearly enough#good omens#good omens season 2#crowley#good omens fanart#good omens crowley#aziracrow#good omens aziraphale#art#ineffable lovers#ineffable partners#ineffible husbands#ineffable wives
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two bit drinking himself to sleep after the jumping my beloved
#the only reason he didn’t get alcohol poisoning was cause he woke up in the middle of the night and puked#fun fact that happened to my friend#anyway i blame my husband for this he brought up the idea#the outsiders broadway#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#two bit mathews
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This is just one of the AU development options where Cyran could become a graveborn. Of course, using Feli as an example, we were shown that Merlin's healing magic is not omnipotent and he cannot create graveborn. But I am haunted by the game convention - that you can take any character that Merlin is familiar with and this character can "die" on the battlefield, but in the end, in case of victory, they go as if nothing happened, as if no one died and these are ordinary things.
For this AU, Cyran was chosen not only because he is my favorite character, but also because he has the most complaints about Merlin as a rival. After all, he is essentially a nobleman who eventually became a court mage, but we, as a player, can drag him around all sorts of dirty dungeons, swamps and forests. He must have a lot of discontent about this. Not to mention the constant revival, not even as a graveborn. Considering that he immediately recognized Merlin, although at the very beginning of the game we cast a spell that changes our appearance, I can only assume that he reacts more sharply to these revivals than other characters. (I also wanted to take my Merlin, but the original one fit here better.)
#au#afk journey#afkj cyran#afk cyran#afk merlin#artists on tumblr#afkj#art#if you think you're stupid I'll disappoint you#you won't beat me#at first I wanted to leave the work in black and white but then I decided to make a choice between watercolors and alcohol markers#as a result the work looks like a schoolchild's coloring book#and here it's not only my crooked hands that are to blame#but also the fact that I used the wrong paper and the fact that I have very few markers#I'm just a fool
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Maxine is so adhd and it's actually painfully obvious to me, I love her so much!!!!
#her internal monologue at the beginning of episode 9#getting distraced by finsing clothes and remembering she has to do homework#while also thinking about georgia and finding the alcohol bottles#4 different things happening at the same time inside her brain this is exactly what my brain is like unmedicated#max is actually so much like me it's kinda strange#i can't even blame her for sometimes not noticing what's going on with her friends or getting distracted and changing the topic cause#i can relate. so much#i miss stuff so often#like when stuff happens with people and nobody tells me#i just miss it#also her being insecure about her friends doing stuff without her#my poor girl i feel her <333#lea's random thoughts#maxine baker#max baker#ginny and georgia#ginny & georgia
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Throwing out a One-Word Wednesday, largely because I’ve been working on the S7 project all night and I don’t want to say good night to Morse yet, but I can’t stare at my monitor anymore.
Given my headspace, today’s word is… Angst.
It’s so prevalent, I can’t believe we haven’t gotten to it already. 
I’m going for a little bit of a curveball, because I’m not going for the most overtly angsty image.
Instead, I’m going for a more subtle angst.
This is immediately following the big “I didn’t give her cancer” scene in ‘Scherzo’.
Win brought him an aspirin and he’s just about finished with the glass of water. It’s the very end of their scene.
“I’m sorry you’ve had a bad go”.
He’s exhausted, he’s hung over, he’s drained, he’s devastated, he seems heartsick, and I get all of that from a shot from the rear, over his shoulder, of a profile. 
#itv endeavour#shaun evans#endeavour itv#epic acting#emotional overload#endeavour morse#aspirin and sympathy#tiny heartbreaks#win thursday#Endeavour: scherzo#there just isn’t enough alcohol#tristan chord#Gwen is awful#i blame joan#heartbreaking 💔#oh my heart#my angsty boy#my hungover boy#angsty hungover Morse is my favorite Morse#except for all the other Morses#shaun evans daily#Endeavour: serving up copious angst since 2012#oww#hnw#the Wednesday special#one word wednesday#one word wednesdays
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dawn asking spike if he rlly loves buffy
and his ass couldnt say it despite him preaching about it so fucking much
like damn bro is going through it
#i mean i get it#i dont blame him exactly#she push him away#she needed time to think#spike was implusive and emotional#thats what alcohol does lol#honestly both are in the wrong#they're both dumbass#buffy the vampire slayer#btvs#6x19#dawn summers#spike#spike btvs#buffy summers
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So this post got me thinking about vampires because of course it did, and something possessed me
“Buck…?”
Evan had heard it from across the street, that wasn’t his name, but it seemed to pull something in his chest. His nearly still heart skipping in a way he hadn’t felt in years. He was supposed to be looking for shelter from the sun, the sky a ticking clock ready to burn him into a pile of ash.
But he couldn’t help but turn to look, and there on the other side, standing illuminated under a lamp, was an older man. He had salt and pepper hair with a distinct loose strand, his face rugged and creased with age. Evan didn’t recognize this man. But something in him felt calm.
Evan didn’t know how to feel calm much anymore. Not since he woke up in the woods all those years ago, covered in blood. He only knew hunger and hunting. The itch in his fangs that craved blood. The knowledge that he wasn’t human.
“Buck? Is that really you…?”
It snapped him out of his thoughts, this human should be thankful Evan had already had his fill for the night.
“It’s me? Eddie?” The older man was staring, he looked like he was talking to a ghost, if only he knew. “Where have you been…?”
Evan frowned some, the man- Eddie- sounded so hurt and worried all in one, and it tugged at him in ways he couldn’t understand. He could only shake his head some, offering disappointed confusion; Evan did not know this man.
Eddie let out a sigh of air, running a hand through his hair, his demeanor instantly changing, “Sorry, I thought you were-“ he briefly glanced at Evan’s birthmark, his whole face twisting in confusion, “You’re just a spitting image of an old friend of mine, only he went missing probably 15 years ago at this point.” And you look like you haven’t aged a day, Evan Buckley.
Evan blinked, tilting his head in curiosity. His ability to pick up on thoughts only comes through every now and then, but that was a very convenient time for it to. Perhaps this Eddie did know him. Or at least-
“Because I haven’t,” Evan was likely making a mistake right now, “aged a day that is.” He closed his eyes then, willing his fangs to drop, and when they next opened they were solid pools of ink. On instinct he heard the man’s heart pick up, smelled the sweat of fear, and he willed himself to breathe and not lose control.
“I sadly do not know who you are, Eddie, but you know my name,” another grounding breath, “but that is all you know. You don’t know me. I’m not the same person anymore.”
“That’s okay, Buck, I don’t mind getting to know you again.”
#felix posting#buddie#w#to read#vampire evan buckley#911 abc#obligatory monster tag#I am very not sober fyi so blame everything on the alcohol
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they finally found mike.
#petscop#petscop art#rainer hammond#daniel hammond#daniel nlm#petscop rainer#petscop daniel#petscop michael#michael hammond#eyes#my art#this is me introducing The Agony into my blogs ecosystem after the last mike drawing#also im um evil or whatever#his body wasnt even all that far from the house#they never found out who commited the hit and run. daniel believed ir was marvin from the start#but there was no evidence for that#snd i mean when theres significant gaps in your memory...#gotta have someone to blame#and the alcoholic piece of shit you recently assaulted in your own drivway makes a lot of sense
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while we're on the subject of ajax and alcoholism what happens when dial drunk by noah kahan
"i ain't proud of all the punches that i've thrown // in the name of someone i no longer know // for the shame of being young, drunk, and alone"
"i dial drunk, i'd die a drunk, i'll die for you"
do we see the vision
#the song fits a little too much im mmm. thinking#can i juggle another wip right now?? probably not but here i am contemplating it#@ flowersandskeletons i blame your writing for giving me the ajax + alcohol thoughts btw#warriors musical#warriors album#warriors concept album#ajax#andi speaks
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This is how Ponyboy made his drinks in Anti-Hero.
#the outsiders#ao3#ponyboy curtis#anti hero#alcoholism#can’t blame him bro was going through it#this also how I make my drinks lowkey
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Full on believe that the writers made chozen go back to Okinawa before the whole Johnny and Daniel argument because they knew that Johnny wouldn’t even have been able to finsh that sentence about mr miyagi being a liar and theif if chozen was there because chozen would have kicked his ass right there wouldn’t even let Johnny get the sentence out
And I also believe that he definitely would have went after Tory and helped her calm down or calm everyone down and let them take a break and definitely he would have agreed with Daniel and Amanda about stopping the fight
Dude, I hadn't thought about it but you're not wrong.
Like. They (thought they) needed that conflict to happen. (For some reason) And it wasn't going to if they had given a shit about character growth. Chozen very much was a steadying presence between Daniel and Johnny. He was Daniel's ride or die. He wouldn't have let that stand. Not only because it was stupid to fight, but also due to the blatant disrespect tbh. He has shown clearly he stands up for Daniel and miyagi do above all else.
I feel like he got the same treatment a girlfriend gets? Oh, the plot would be simpler with them involved, get them out of there. And like, where in the world is Carmen Diaz because she has so been reduced to a lamp. (And would probably give him a piece of her mind, which she never used to be afraid to do in the first two seasons. But i guess if you're in a relationship with someone you're not allowed to disagree) Like, for a while he was "confused but got the spirit" about other cultures, but as with everything else to do with Johnny's character they seemed to walk that back for some reason?
Literally, Mr zabka. I am so sorry they did this to you. They nerfed you hard.
Re, the thief comment, I still can't believe that made it in the show. That's an entire new level of disrespect. I know I'm using that word a lot but it fits. It's not just shoddy writing or bad character development, but feels legitimately mean spirited as a sort of "take that" to the original trilogy and its themes.
Which they obviously had to take some offense to given they were still caught up on it 30 years later, enough to write their own fanfic about it from their own POV. But it seemed more fair and even in the first two seasons before a lot of, what seems like petty dislike, came out through the show. Which also happened to coincide with COVID and a new wave of fans who Didn't Get It. And I do think them taking away all of Johnny's development was a way of appeasing those "he's so cool because he's un PC" fans
I still can't get over how the show seemingly turned into the antithesis of the movies. How there was so much promise and character growth only to throw it away for a bigger budget, more fight scenes, and memes.
R.i.p Chozen. You got written off because you made too much sense. I'm sure there's a specific name for that type of trope, like fridging.
#*rolling in the deep by adele ays loudly through my boombox as i stare out the window forlornly*#also also somewhat unrelated but i am so confused about how they treated Johnny's alcoholism as something Genuine.#like a mentall illness. a disease. a terrible coping mechanism. they were actually pretty accurate roflmao#and then it turned into more surface level jokes like him practicing swaddling a six pack#and then they just... kind of forgot about it? and transferred it to Chozen? who did not show hints of that earlier?#and then they dropped that as well?#ck negativity#a nonny mouse#yes i did say “their own pov” because sadly i also feel like they're just using johnny as a self insert at this point#🧂#dont get me started all over again about the “we have to humanize miyagi when he was ALREADY HUMANIZED and flawed and angry etc#and if they thought daniel had forgotten that it was because they were trying to write him as a strawman#like. you're the one who pushed the karate yoda agenda and now you want to undo it and blame it on the characters?#im FINE
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I've never seen an attempt at trying to redeem Clay that doesn't read as OOC to me :/ I honestly am convinced it isn't possible atp. He's such a piece of shit that if you write a version of him that's capable of being a loving father/husband ect. I'm just like, that's basically your OC now.
#moral orel#i support the efforts of all of those who try but its just not gonna happen lmao#and even when it isn't ooc#they always have to blame all his actions on bloberta or his father or the alcohol#or they imply that orel is somehow obligated to forgive him or something#like im not saying its literally IMPOSSIBLE for a guy like him to meaningfully change#I'm just saying I've never seen an example of it I'm real life- like even anecdotally#like that mfer tried to murder a little boy! we both saw him do it!
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