#I can’t see

[flowercrownedsylveon]

Manager: “We need to make it incredibly difficult to visually scan the merchandise.”

Overeager new hire: “Don’t worry. I got this.”

[machveil]

too short for the damn sun visor in the car

[beebug31]

Sorry I haven’t been around. I spent the weekend with my sub and that was wonderful…

…but I had a medical emergency

…and I picked up my small child to take her home for the summer hoping to see my doctors when I got home

…but now I’m looking at another debilitating diagnosis

Hang in there, I’m doing the best I can.

[queenimmadolla]

okay—hold on, when did the entire fic being formatted with the small text tool become the norm here??? the small text isn’t gonna stop me in my pursuit of fictional romance for myself but guys i have astigmatism in both eyes i’m squinting and struggling here

[vomittedsoap]

I do have a gripe about The Terror actually..

And it’s that it’s so f*cking dark omg I cannot see a damn thing. Legitimately I have to wait until nighttime to watch it and turn the brightness to 100% just to tell whiteguy-A apart from whiteguy-B.

Don’t try and tell me it’s for “immersiveness” cuz why tell the story at all if I can’t see any of it?? THEY are the ones living in the 1840’s, meanwhile we have created the 200,000lumens military-grade floodlight. Make use of it please.

[bruisedboys]

Chat I think I need glasses

[can1s4ngel]

over over OVER. ober over stimulaeeDDDDdddD

yippee!!^^ huzzah!!:33 yayayay:p hoorah!:7!!!1!1!!1!!!

does anyone experience reality or believe in it because it’s feeling like a conspiracy theory:3 does anyone know anything. just like wondering i suppose

[ksbbb]

I’m going to end up being a day late on the update, but I need to edit. I might lose my mind. I’ve looked at this document for two days now. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[redbull-gave-me-wings]

😌😌

[ray-stantzz]

Hello?

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[wawataka]

when i was a kid i used to put so many spaces in between my words when typing on a computer. how did nobody catch something was wrong w me

[alvinmichaelmurphyseville]

“Glasses aren’t marketable for a main character? Okay, so what about Daria, Arthur, and Junie B Jones?”

“Seriously, my marketing team is just looking for the lamest excuses possible.”

[breadhalfburnt]

just remembered why “blind” is in the word “blindfold”

[wbellab]

that’s me. barty is me. i am barty.

Everyone thinks Barty is mean because he's always narrowing his eyes at people. But in reality he's squinting because he's fucking blind and never wears his glasses.

[butchsaint]

me liking a mutual’s post that directly contradicts an opinion i posted earlier in the day

[battletoads]

My secret handshake with Elvis is secret but I’ll tell you one part of it is when my phone overheats in my hand and explodes and thats not even the last part of the handshake