#I jest but..

[frownyalfred]

Tim, sitting in the Cave, arms crossed, clearly pouting:

Kon, who has learned to speak fluent Bat over the years: do you wanna go watch a video of [recent disaster] together and you can tell me how you would have organized and run the civilian evacuation differently?

Tim:

Kon:

Tim, sniffling: yeah

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

how it feels posting things about the dca sometimes

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

...So no Cannibalism?

[Check out the trailer and wishlist Mandrake on Steam!]

[annasbutterflyx]

Tak bardzo zazdroszczę tym którzy mogą pochwalić się trójką z przodu.

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

[hinamie]

green

[the-muppet-joker]

Thoughts on the tiktok ban?

That was my doing. The Crashout Kermit account was just too much competition for me so I had the whole app taken out. My bad.

[taiikatalvi-blog]

have you ever managed to gaslight yourself that you don't like food? that at some point it became true? There are people who forget to eat because they don't feel hungry. As a person who is the opposite of this by nature, have you managed to change this reality? I am fed up with food controlling my life. i want to forget about it, i want it to be indifferent to me.

[bonesandpaws]

♡Zajączek nie liczy kalorii.. Ale ty powinnaś! ૮₍ ˶• ༝ •˶ ₎ა♡

Jajka gotowane(1szt): 75-80kcal

Kiełbasa biala pieczona (100g) : 280-320kcal

Żurek z kiełbasą i jajkiem (1 porcja): 430-580kcal

Jajko faszerowane(100g): 150-200kcal

Sałatka jarzynowa(100g): 130-180kcal

Pasztet domowy(100g): 250-300kcal

Ćwikła z chrzanem: (100g): 80-100kcal

Chrzan tarty (100g): 70-90kcal

Pieczona szynka (100g): 180-220kcal

Galaretka drobiowa (1 porcja): 100-150kcal

Barszcz biały (1 porcja): 200-250kcal

Jajka w majonezie(100g): 120-150kcal

Rzeżucha z twarożkiem(100g): 100-130kcal

Schab pieczony(100g): 290kcal

Polędwica sopocka 1 plaster: 20kcal

Szynka wieprzowa 1 plaster: 50kcal

♡Ciasta!(100g) ／(^ x ^)＼

Babka wielkanocna: 350-400kcal

Sernik: 300-450kcal

Mazurek: 400-500kcal

Pascha wielkanocna: 300-400kcal

Keks z bakaliami: 350-450kcal

jabłecznik: 200-230kcal

Tiramisu: 300-350kcal

♡Baranki!(100g) ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ

Baranek z ciasta biszkoptowego: 250-300kcal

Baranek z ciasta maślanego: 400-450kcal

Baranek z ciasta piaskowego: 350-400kcal

Pamiętajcie że kcal mogą różnic się w zależności od danego przepisu!

Dajcie znać czy chcecie więcej potraw na Wielkanoc w kolejnym poście! ♡(=`ω´=)

[sapphothetic-moved]

david foster wallace, susannah irene, anne carson

[wuzeio]

maybe..if neil was blind in one eye after the lola attack

[jestarcana]

☔️

[scribblysweet]

so called "free thinking" yaoi enjoyers after watching the minecraft movie

[krowscrawl]

totally normal burger experience

hope yall don't mind me combining these requests :3

[iamthetruestrepairman]

was about to make a post about how it’s fun to have a “cringe hour” where you just let yourself do cringy things for an hour, but then I remembered every hour shpuld be a cringe hour. Peace and love on planet do whatever you want forever

[mr-arfvoil]

Call me Vanellope the way King Candy is ruining my entire fucking life❤️

This is from oldest to newest, and this is still not all of it. He’s making me go apeshit, I genuinely can’t remember the last time I’ve drawn a character in such rapid consistency. NOT ONLY THAT, but I roped in ENA and Sonic too. He is actually a virus on my brain, and I hope he dies. Again. Love him though, he’s kinda cutie patootie. Thank you for getting me out of my artblock, Tuberculosis. You are truly one of the short man syndromes ever.