#I just think bugs are cool

[zilchenthusiest]

…you’d wanna do it in person, huh? Yeah, okay, I think I can work with this! I mean, obviously you can NOT enter the hotel yourself because that would both put all of us at risk and sink my little indie darling (and my spirits) if OJ ever found out (though I guess I haven’t gotten any interference from him since I gave him that real, legitimate interview with Paper he desperately wanted me to do)… but I can at least slip her a note on her way out the door. I don’t know, something about you wanting to talk?

I gotta say, I’m glad I finally get to talk to you without any threat of immediate danger. I still wouldn’t trust you within a hundred feet of me, of course, but y’know, it was quite a surprise to learn how you really feel about everything you did. I’d like to call this a FFF minisode, but I guess that show is WAY lighter than this conversation we’re having…

…in the meantime, do you mind sharing what’s been on your mind lately? I’m sorry to say, but I don’t think the interview’s gonna happen for a good, long while. Test Tube STILL does not want to do this…

-🪭

well, yes, obviously i can’t enter the hotel. not that it’s stopped me before…

i’m not entirely sure how i would feel about you telling mic that i want to talk with her… neither of us know how she would respond to hearing about me, especially since it really hasn’t been as long as it feels since everything. you know. happened. although i definitely appreciate offer.

i wouldn’t want to be within a hundred feet of myself either after watching my behaviors

hell, i’d be terrified of myself if i wasn’t me

as for what’s on my mind…

i’m worried.

worried about a lot of things, but especially about my face. i don’t know if it will ever heal, and the scar keeps spreading and spreading and i’m unsure if it will stop.

…i guess that was a bit of a dark answer, wasn’t it. my apologies.

well, aside from the crippling loneliness and my anxiety about the scar, i’ve been paying a lot of attention to my surroundings… a lot of bugs to study. moths, spiders, butterflies, beetles, spiders, wasps, i found some sort of weevil looking thing! moths….

…did i mention the spiders and moths?

i’ve also enjoyed learning how to scavenge and identify different plants. so even if the forest isn’t that good for my physical, it isn’t always that bad.

[cultofthorns]

committing fraud!!! this year!!!

[chuffedtwobits]

that new DDVAU chapter sure was something huh

(credit to @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 i am but a humble meme maker)

[bored-of-the-gym-challenge]

🗯 My opinion of that Pokemon (Scolipede)

I mean, pretty much every bug-type is going to be a positive so yeah. Though I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of one.

[hinamie]

u should think of tiny megu. To keep the stress at bay. You should draw him actually. Ooooo you wanna draw tiny megu getting the love he deserves so bad /j

he's with his 2 best friends

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

[gray-warden]

I just realized I never posted photos of this really pretty harvestman i came across a while back. Note the green pedipalps and the dark and light spots on its back.

[hana-bobo-finch]

new headcanon. zasp touched a bug zapper as a child because he was a little prick and hasn’t been the same since

[fyllophobia]

[sketchingdemonss]

blocktales ponies i did blahlalala (runs in circles) i hope i did them justice..!!! + bonus demo 4 griefer under the cut

[deeperer-channel]

tired of being human i wish the roaches outside my house were big enough to rape me with their giant bug cocks and fill me with so much cum that i look nine months pregnant by the time i can finally stumble back inside and try to stuff my prolapsed cunt back into my body but then i gotta deal with being pregnant with giant roach larvae for like a month and i already started out so full of cum that i just look comically oversized while the cockroaches are gestating & btw my cunt is still prolapsed cause shoving it back inside didn't work (the cockroaches raped me really hard)

i can't decide if i'd rather give birth to giant squishy cockroach larvae or if i'd rather they stay inside until they have their own exoskeleton and they can just shove their way out of me (they are twice the size of a football by the time they're sturdy enough to survive outside of the human body) & also this ruins my cunt the rest of the way and drags my entire womb outside of my body. & also exposes my ovaries because of how loose and destroyed i am

then i think it would be cool if the big bugs i just gave birth to came all over my ovaries to ensure i would only ever get pregnant with bugs for the rest of my life OR maybe normal-size roaches find & infest my ovaries so even if i did manage to shove my cunt and womb back in i would just always be slowly filling up with cockroaches from the inside.

or something.

[mobiiuss]

I can't take it anymore I'm coming out as a sharpwolf hater and not because I dislike the ship. I like the ship. I hate the ship name sharpwolf. it sounds like a warrior cats name I hate it.

and I get that it's cause we wanted to be creative but Antimachus is literally a type of butterfly I feel like that's creative enough already why are we reinventing the wheel? we are not wolfstar y'all

[saintaviator]

alyx & some sort of half life creature? a snark or vortigaunt or something

Snark Saturday (Tuesday)

[roobiedo]

Made this for the Solarpunk Aesthetic Week server in a sudden creative fever, so I guess I'll post it here too hh

A relative of mine knows someone who teaches kids, so I'm gonna suggest this as an art project for them! The idea is that students could each make/decorate their own shelf, then put them together to form a hive, which could function as mini lockers in their classrooms. Then, by the end of the school year or something, they could either take their own little shelf home (or exchange them with their peers?), or recycle them into materials for the next class! Hopefully it'll teach them about pollinators too 🐝

Idk how doable this project is really, and its scary to imagine one of my silly designs could actually become something tangible irl. But even so, I'm still excited to try 🥰 (And if anyone else attempts this too, please let me know!!!)

[front-facing-pokemon]

[dreamofbecoming]

i’m thinking about that one post that talks about how the ring doesn’t make the wearer invisible, but actually enhances whatever the wearer’s natural strengths already are- it multiplied sauron’s powers of control and raw destruction, hobbits are naturally sneaky, etc. basically how the reason the story tells us it’s an invisibility ring is because bilbo is the one telling the story, and he just assumed his experience was universal. isildur didn’t go into the river invisible and uninjured, only to get shot when the ring abandoned him and he became a target again, he already had multiple arrows in him when he went into the water, but only succumbed to his injuries when the ring stopped magnifying his numenorean longevity and damage resistance.

so i’m thinking about hobbits, right? like yeah, they’re small and quiet on their feet and invisibility totally tracks for them, but what if that’s not their most impressive skill set?

i’m thinking about how all five of the hobbits whose stories we hear in full traveled enormous distances on foot with minimal difficulty. they all managed extreme altitudes, rough terrain, heavy snowfall, almost lava???, swamps, trees, jagged rocks and gravel, and just about every other possible terrain, not to mention hundreds of miles, without seeming to flag heavily or (genuinely) complain overmuch. despite being used to at least seven meals a day, they were able to keep up their pace on minimal rations, on foot, without losing stamina until the very end, which arguably had more to do with the ring than the trip itself.

my point being that hobbits are almost unnaturally good at traveling massive distances on (bare!)foot, and what if the ring picked up on that instead?

what if instead of going invisible, bilbo could teleport?