#playing with: birth

[deeperer-channel]

i need to be pregnant foreverrrrrr i need to be getting fucked by a big monster with a horse cock that can get me pregnant every time it fucks me so that i can have overlapping monster babies in my womb. i need to be giving birth once or twice a day and the monster needs to rape my asshole while i'm doing it. i need to have sloppy prolapsed used-up holes from giving birth and being assraped so that i'm only ever good for the monster to use ever again. I need to be so pregnant that my belly is bigger than I am and i can't move. i need the monster to stomp on my prolapses and grind them into the floor so i can never forget they're there. i need my only nutrition to be the gallons of monster cum forced down my throat whenever i get too weak to orgasm from giving birth (which is happening daily forever) (forever do you fucking hear me)

[borgialucrezia]

HOLLIDAY GRAINGER & DAVID OAKES + Botticelli ↴ The Borgias (2011-2013) - 2.06 "Day of Ashes" Idealised Portrait of a Lady (1480 — 1485) Lady Chatterley's lover (2015) dir. by Jed Mercurio The Birth of Venus (1485) The Borgias (2011-2013) - 1.04 "Lucrezia's Wedding" Adoration of the Magi (1475) Vikings: Valhalla (2022-2024) - 3.02 "Honour and Dishonour" Portrait of a Man with a Medal of Cosimo the Elder (1474)

[everwalldigan]

Random reporter: Mr Wayne, do you think men can get pregnant?

Bruce: uh, I am.

Reporter: *laughs* you are?

Bruce, offended: how about a congratulations instead of laughing at me?

Reporter, starting to get flustered: oh, um congratulations, I’m sorry… so how far along are you?

Bruce: two weeks.

Reporter: oh, uh… how did you know you were pregnant after two weeks?

Bruce: my stomach was growling more than usual, plus me and him had sex so that’s probably where it came from…*points towards Clark across the room*

Reporter: did you take a pregnancy test?

Bruce: uh, no?

Reporter: then how do you know for sure?

Bruce, smiling condescendingly: because I have a kid, I know how it feels like and it was like this. Where did you think Dick came from?

Reporter: But you took him in after his—

Bruce, putting his hand on the reporters shoulder, concerned: There are pictures everywhere of the day of his birth. Are you feeling well? You look a little pale, maybe you should take an early night…

[clownowo]

Sisters :]

[niwuely]

now why did this game give me triplets...

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ previous | next ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

[milkywayes]

GARRUS VAKARIAN: DATABASE IMAGE ACCESS. > PT. 1 : 2160, 2166, 2170. > all files backdated according to user preferences: (terran_coordinated.calendar).

[thirstyforbettertwilight]

they did edward so dirty in the movies sometimes but this. this is a BANGER line. Edward Cullen, champion of yearning, WOULD say that

[smthleon]

NOT SHIP ART. (au)

wherever does the time go...?

[nonbinarywannabepreggo]

I've been trying to experiment with femininity here and there, using women's clothes and displaying my huge birthing hips and fat ass. My hourglass shape shown off, denouncing my female anatomy.

My fiancée requested me yesterday to shave my pussy. I've done so and got carried away. I shaved every centimeter of my body, except my face. All those years of T and my body is still a woman's. I rubbed one of while shaving, thinking about how dysphoric that would make me feel and how much more of a proper wife he's turning me into. And now that I am indeed dysphoric, I can't wait for my fiancée to come here and fuck me in my fakeboy cunt, spraying his seed against my cervix and breeding me into the most feminine I can be: heavily pregnant, curvy, with enlarged udders. I'm just training to be your breeding bitch, when I am large and heavy carrying yours, so undeniably female.

Every time he insults my womanhood by saying I wouldn't be able to birth naturally because there would be no passage, I get wetter and hornier. I want to prove him I'm a proper mommy, and I want him by my side, telling me I'm a good girl and that I should just let my mother instinct take place, because that's what girls are for while I'm birthing his seed. i want him to remind me every second of it of how I'm now his woman, his wife, and that to accept my girl biology. You're the man, you are smarter than me. I should just put myself in my female role and obey the male. My job isn't to think, it's to carry and birth your children. Yours is to think, because my mind is all "pregnancy brain" from the moment I understood that was my duty.

[achillesuwu]

I was thinking about that post that point out Merlin and Arthur could have children bacause Merlin can change into a woman but (hear me out) I think people are way to focused on the sex part of creating a child when we are talking about magic (yes I understand that they were more likely speaking out of horniness, gender exploration,… and that’s 100% valid and I’m not above it & I like gender exploration story BUT) because like it’s magic

It would be so fucking funny if in a not-together-yet-merthur au, Merlin try to make Arthur pregnant and it’s just Merlin sending ‘death’ glare at Arthur for hours, days, WEEKS on end. There is 0 sexy time, 0 seduction happening and even 0 pregnancy symptoms when it happens.

Just Merlin walking to Arthur like : I resolved your heir problem !!!! you are pregnant :D

Arthur : what did you drink now.

*3 months later*

Arthur, glowing : ??? ??? *glowing harder until a child materializes in his arms*

Arthur. : 😦

The baby : 😃

Arthur : ….MERLIN

Arthur is very affronted about the fact that Merlin ‘knocked him’ up before 1. Marrying him (how dare he and no he isn’t a poor maiden but he will still be mad about it) 2. Having sex for the first time (Arthur : if Gwaine learn about this and call me the Virgin Mary I swear to God—)

((As I said I’m not above it and yes they fuck nasty about it))

[deeperer-channel]

tired of being human i wish the roaches outside my house were big enough to rape me with their giant bug cocks and fill me with so much cum that i look nine months pregnant by the time i can finally stumble back inside and try to stuff my prolapsed cunt back into my body but then i gotta deal with being pregnant with giant roach larvae for like a month and i already started out so full of cum that i just look comically oversized while the cockroaches are gestating & btw my cunt is still prolapsed cause shoving it back inside didn't work (the cockroaches raped me really hard)

i can't decide if i'd rather give birth to giant squishy cockroach larvae or if i'd rather they stay inside until they have their own exoskeleton and they can just shove their way out of me (they are twice the size of a football by the time they're sturdy enough to survive outside of the human body) & also this ruins my cunt the rest of the way and drags my entire womb outside of my body. & also exposes my ovaries because of how loose and destroyed i am

then i think it would be cool if the big bugs i just gave birth to came all over my ovaries to ensure i would only ever get pregnant with bugs for the rest of my life OR maybe normal-size roaches find & infest my ovaries so even if i did manage to shove my cunt and womb back in i would just always be slowly filling up with cockroaches from the inside.

or something.

[edettethegreat]

edmund is just so bad at killing. never even kills anyone. if he'd meet lady macbeth she'd call him some brand new slurs he was never called before.

[quicksillver]

kerry should be shirtless under that vest by default i think

[wishchip106]

these are my parents btw

no one else’s just mine

i am THE child of divorce 😔🤚

[literallyjusttoa]

"A Jester can mock, and the King cannot fight

For the gift of free thought is the jester's one right."

A sweet golden prince who lived up in the sky,

Listened to his families' terrible fights,

The ceiling would rumble, the tile would shake,

The throne room was fragile, and soon it would break.

He'd attempt to speak, but it never went right,

His father would rage, and he'd lose every fight,

As decades passed by, it soon became clear,

The King saw his son as a monster to fear.

The Prince quickly followed every command,

Only to be trapped by his father's cruel hand,

Years of destruction with no end in sight,

This war would not end with a large act of might.

And so the Prince stopped fighting fire with fire,

And instead he pulled out his golden stringed lyre,

Since he had no respect, he would leave the King's cage,

And swap out the throne room for a shining stage.

He taunted with wit and he giggled with guile,

And even his sorrow he shared with a smile,

His father's gaze lessened, his temper was tame,

As his once "Golden Prince" treated life like a game.

The centuries passed and the mirth never ceased,

The sun never set on the first son of Greece,

He danced for his siblings and bit down his pain,

Since each peal of laughter meant there'd be less rain.

There's only one role for which there are no rules,

So who is the jester, and who is the fool?

[bruqh]

siobhan soooooo so so brave for playing another pc with a sister