#I need help bruh

[harmmelodic]

Holy shit it's the splort!!!!!!!

[ebonytails]

Twisted Whiteboard doodles!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Charles representation enjoyed here again! I’ve not read much of the comics bc I can’t afford them but I just rewatched FC and I was wondering if Charles being paralyzed is the same in the comics (Erik doing it)? Do they often include that part of his story?

hello my inquisitive friend :] !!!! im more than happy to give some more info bout the origins charles' disability in the comics- to the best of my abilities that is !

while they don't include an origin for his paralysis in EVERY story/run, as far as i know there are three major ways charles loses his mobility (though like yourself, i havent read many of the comics so far, so i could be missing a few. this is the part where i invite readers to submit additional info if im leaving any out)

the very first manner of charles losing his legs was relayed to us in the original X-Men run of the 60's in issue #20

(X-Men #20: "I, Lucifer!")

before magneto was regarded as charles' main adversary there was the extraterrestrial lucifer (who sported the same color scheme, ironically. it wasnt as though lucifer came before magneto so it was definitely A Choice..) who charles would have a semi-reoccurring feud with for a bit early on in the series. during their first encounter, charles would corner lucifer in his lair only to have a stone slab dropped on him, disabling his legs indefinitely

the second manner in which charles loses his mobility- and the time where erik is the most involved and is most deliberate- comes from. Our Favorite Universe in 2001: The Ultimate Universe

(Ultimate X-Men #1: "The Tomorrow People")

as is typically how charles x magneto team-up arcs go, while charles and erik worked together for some time it wasn't very long before erik wanted to pursue more Dramatic Measures for mutantkind. and As This Story Goes, amidst trying to escape the savage lands sanctuary he and erik built, erik drove a metal spike through charles' spine, leading to his disability in this verse

lastly, we have the House of M- or more specifically its prequel miniseries, Civil War: House of M- verse in 2008:

(Civil War: House of M #2: "Revolution")

(Civil War: House of M #3: "Reign")

similar to Ultimate and the movies, this is another timeline where charles and erik team up. this time however, charles is more willing to follow erik's ideas after seeing the horrors of genosha upon reading the mind of a mutant who escaped the island, and the two seek to liberate the other mutants left behind. unfortunately, during their mission, a sentinel collapses the building charles and co. are infiltrating, leading to the loss of his legs

hope you had fun reading- i had fun typing up everything and looking back at these issues :] !

[mrmeepsmadmind]

traumatized dickweeds turn to torturing each other so they can distract from the fact that they both need therapy

[dusty-siltstrider]

Surely this is a safe place to say this

Random thought while struggling to find references for this fucking outfit THIS ACT 2/3 ACADEMY(?) UNIFORM IS FUGLY I'M GONNA SAY IT

The fuck is this mess. What is it. Why does it have like 5 layers. wtf is his tie tucked into. The color scheme. Vertical stripes. Tf are those weird strappy buckles for. What are the reflective bits. Is it a reflective vest. For all the forklifts driving around ofc. The only saving grace of this outfit is that it exists on Viktor's body and that elevates it from a 1/10 to a 2/10.

Is this specifically Viktor's wardrobe or is it an Academy uniform cuz it's a lot different from what he and Jayce wear in Act 1 (and they're not really involved with the academy in later acts iirc I guess but I'm in no logical state here)

Look at that. Comfy. Practical. Scholarly. A dress shirt and a thin vest. The kinda shit you can wear while hunched over at a desk for 15 hours straight. Easy to cosplay. Shit I wear this on the regular already.

Why'd they give him a goddamn sleeveless silver surfer ass parka later on. I hate the vest. Why it look like that. Is so fucking bulky. That shit looks heavy. My boy gonna melt in any decent summer. I worked up a sweat and a sore neck just looking at it. Spent 20 minutes trying to figure out the fucking act 2/3 fit for cosplay and drawing purposes and I'm like 90% sure he's wearing three separate tops not including the vest. Viktor if this is your own style and not like obligatory businesswear then this ain't it (you're still stunning ofc)

(im very sorry im rather drunk and have been spending too much time thinking about this)

[maggotmargarita]

so this is actually me guys😶‍🌫️

this was so fun to render !!1!1! 😝😝

[strawberriipi]

I’m crying after my horrible day of feeling depressed and lonely and thinking about coming home to a golden retriever energy Satoru or Choso :’)

[cuntyfieddemon]

ok so no one actually told me there was a whole part of tvl dedicated for tva and then à whole chapter going specifically into tva's backstory my whole ass thought i had to go through a whole 2 books before even getting a peek at armand's story im am both the happiest person alive and the saddest person dead

[coconut530]

BAD “BOYFRIEND”

[slime-crafters]

Guess who just realized the chefs bundle is supposed to be gus and not just some random chef

[arolegos]

does anyone. have like. a proper riyu ref . i cant . fucking draw this guy and the only frongfacing image i could find of him was this .

please like ima ctually so serious please i need a riyu front facing pic and i need him to Look. normal. like he's taking a school photo normal. Please

[tddyhyck]

Childhood best friends jisung and Jaemin have done everything together. They watched porn for the first time together, masturbated for the first time together, even lost their virginities together to the same girl. Now all they’re missing is fucking each other

EEEK THIS IS 🤤🤤🤤 jaem edging jisung on for everything and ji is like yeah we gotta do it together ur so right bro ,, jerking off together so much that jaem can’t even jerk off alone anymore he needs to be with ji ,,, maybe telling him about this thing he saw and rubbing his dick against ji’s ofc tasting each others cum for science 🤤🤤🤤 jaem and ji tag teaming you and they play it cool like they definitely know what they’re doing but they don’t and they cum way too fast ,,, so they lock in and start edging together to practice 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ they probably sit together during class looking at people to hook up with bc they have to do it together they don’t want to be without the other 🥺🥺🥺 jaem charming pretty girls at parties and then bringing them to his room with ji waiting for them and two cocks is always better than one so no one can really resist ,,, and if they aren’t down for two then they don’t get either of them ,,, bc they are a package deal ofc like the boys have never had just a girl all to themselves it would be weird for them and lonely 🥺🥺

WROTE WAY TOO MUCH SO

jaem asking ji if he’s ever done anything with anyone else and ji is like no it’s more fun with hyungggg and jaem just calls him a good boy ,,, maybe asks ji to give him head during on of their jerk off seshes and ji’s like ig i’ve never tried it so we can try it together ,,, 69ing yep ,,, ji trying to take all of jaem but it’s so hard but he wants to be a good friend ofc ,, and jaem is somehow really good at this and is blowing ji better than any girl ever has ,,, and he cums way to fast down jaem’s throat and he tries to pull out but jaem holds his hips and groans at his taste cumming in ji’s mouth right after 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ then they just start blowing each other u know that’s what friends are for 🥺🥺🥺

jaem going down on ji and spreading his legs licking over his ass one day and ji just shivers like dude wtf was that and jaem is like doesn’t it feel good so he spreads hi wider and starts eating him out and ji’s so embarrassed but it feels so good and jaem’s hand is stroking him just right ,,, his tongue pushing into his rim ,, making him cum hard ,,, and ji has to return the favor it can’t be one sided so he bends jaem over but it’s no homo just a helping hand or tongue ofc ,,, when ji is alone trying to replicate the feeling pressing his fingers against him but he can’t do it so he awkwardly walks to jaem’s room cock hard and leaky and jaem is like awww cmere bestie 🥺🥺🥺 jaem sticking a finger in and curling it into jisung ,,, grinning up at his friend asking him if it feels good 🤤🤤🤤 and ji is just whining and keening and groaning into his elbow ,,,

maybe jaem mentions trying anal with one of their hookups and ji is like idk wouldn’t that hurt doesn’t butt stuff hurt and jaem is like u just gotta use lube and go slow and so they start watching moRe anal sex and accidentally click on two boys fucking probably not the first gay porn they have watched together but this is actual penetration,,,, and jaem is like wanna try 😏😏😏 so they just grab lube and try fingering themselves sitting between spread legs facing each other ji watching as jaem trying to push a finger into himself 🤤🤤🤤 embarrassed when his cock bobs at the site ,,, jaem slowly working his finger into his tight hole telling ji it feels really weird but good so ji grabs the lube and tries opening his legs wider and holding his balls staring at jaem as he pushes his own finger into whimpering at the stretch ,,,

jaem pushing a second finger in watching ji so intently the porn just on in the background but they’re watching each other shoving fingers deep and curling them into each other jerking their cocks sloppily before they cum on each other jaem smearing it together on ji’s stomach before tasting it ,,,

they get so deluded with playing with each other they don’t fuck a girl for months just sitting on the couch grinding against their hands watching more boys fucking each other ,,, ji getting frustrated and telling jaem he thinks he’s fucked himself up because his fingers just aren’t big enough so jaem ofc offers help ,,,, bending ji over and lubing him up before fingering him ,, ji’s head in his pillow drooling as jaem speeds up ,,,, spreading ji’s cheeks and spitting on his hole ,,,, jaem getting off to the way his fingers squeeze inside of ji the way his hole just takes all he can give him 🤤🤤🤤 jaem rubbing his cock on ji’s thigh grinding at the same pace as his hand ,,, simulating fucking his friend ,,, jaem cumming and painting ji’s ass the hot cum sends jisung over the edge ,,, cum spitting on jaem’s sheets ,,,

jaem asking ji if he’d help him next time and ji is happy to oblige ,,, jaem spreading his legs bc he wants to watch himself get filled up ,,, holding his balls out of the wall so he can watch timid fingers slide into him ,,, he wouldn’t tell ji he’d already started in the shower earlier ,,, whimpering and telling ji to add more and ji is like dude i’m running out of fingers ,,, so jaem says “can u just use your cock then i need more” so ji is to horny to think so he just pulls his sticky fingers out and lines his cock up pressing hard and fast into jaem ,,, like completely ignoring that fact that they both have just crossed a big big line ,,, but jaem’s so tight tighter than any pussy and hotter and it feels good and he likes the way jaem’s ball touch his tummy as he thrusts into him ,,,, jaem just opened mouth and gasping as ji pushes his legs wider fucking into him his thighs slapping jaem’s ass ,,,, ji reaching for more lube and squirting it over his and jaem’s cocks using his hands to jerk jaem off ,,, massaging his balls and cock soft then fast and getting so carried away ,,, moaning out for his hyung when he cums hard and deep inside jaem ,,, groaning when he watches his cum slide out of jaem’s hole ,,, cleaning each other up then going about there day heading to work or classes or whatever ,,,

when jaem gets back home he makes dinner like always and jisung gets back late but eats and they watch their shows like always ,,, ji can’t sleep bc he just keeps thinking about the way jaem looked at him while he fucked him big brown eyes staring at him ,,, ji can’t help but get hard replaying the events over and over so he does what he always does ,,, opens jaem’s door without knocking ,,, jaem is already asleep so he just walks over to him rubbing his bulge against his thigh waking jaem up ,,,,

jaem noticing his bulge before anything else asking how he’s already horny they just came earlier ,,, and ji just shrugs and asks jaem to turn something on and they settle in his bed jaem flipping through porn before picking something random ,,, and very gay ,,, familiar hands going to familiar places on each other cocks rubbing softly over the stretched fabric ,,, ji is like i wanted to know what it felt like for u ,,, and jaem is like what??? ji asks him if it felt good having a cock in his ass he doesn’t know how else to say it ,,,

jaem says it was really good obviously or he wouldn’t have cum ,,, asking ji why he’s asking and ji is like idk i just wanted to know i kinda was wondering like my fingers feel good your fingers do so i dunno and jaem is like awww do u want hyung to help u too 🥺🥺🥺🥺

they don’t ever talk about it just keep doing it jaem fucking ji or ji fucking jaem ,,, settling into a weird domestic relationship no more girls just each other and their friendship ofc ,,,

[tobeholyistobeempty]

anyone watch daredevil bc jfcccc john bernthal needs to chill (no he absolutely does not he is so hot)

[padfootastic]

please say more about jilypad + diverging parenting styles... perhaps even a possible scenario >:) i imagine harry has very cunning tactics for using this to his advantage

helloooooo <3 thank u for this ask bc i love talking about these three and harry. i went looking thru the archives to find this post; my first foray into this side, and really, i’ve never looked back after that.

so i’ve talked ab this a bit before but i fully think that james was a very overprotective ‘mother hen’ type parent. i tend to read his behaviour in lily’s bday letter to sirius as being scared of his child on a broomstick and i fully, fully think he’ll never be able to let go of that as harry grows up. he’ll be anxious and suspicious and paranoid, and his first instant will always be to wrap harry up in cotton wool and hide him away. (i low-key connect this to his childhood as well; going from being spoiled and sheltered to dropped in the middle of a war, black & white thinking, living in extremes etc etc makes it v hard for him to be Normal about his child. as he shouldn’t be, really, but yeah) that’s why he thrives during the initial years; he never minds the hard parts of being a new parent, loves it in fact, and it makes it better that he can keep harry close to him at all times w/o coming off as a helicopter parent (not that the notion bothers him ofc).

it’s good, then, that he has two partners to even the scales, no? i think lily was the most…balanced out of the three. she had a relatively normal childhood, grew up in a working class family/neighbourhood and had to deal w adversity from a young age so she’s developed a nice, thick skin. she also has a sibling with whom she has a v rocky relationship so she knows that kids are, ykno, a bit unhinged. and a little bit of hardship is not a problem. i hc her as needing time to get used to parenthood, unlike james who stepped into it natural as breathing, or even sirius who loved harry on much on first sight that it made up for everything else. ofc lily loved her son, but it didn’t come w the same blinding intensity of her partners and made her feel really shitty in the beginning. but, i think she’d shine during his teen years actually, because she’s not overbearing or intense and becomes the quiet, calm strength that a hormonal, spotty teen boy would probably need.

and sirius <3 our poor baby falls in love with harry, perhaps even more quickly than james, with such startling speed that it shakes his entire foundation. he doesn’t regret it but he’s constantly discombobulated. i also imagine that…it takes him longer to settle into the role of parent, esp bc he’s not biologically one ykno? not like it matters to anyone, ofc, but it takes him a long time to truly accept his authority and place, to believe that he has just as much right as j&l to be there, to parent harry. this has the consequence of him always being more indulgent than the other two; after all, he considered himself a godfather before a parent and a lot of that thinking stayed. he lets harry get away with stuff the others might not (and the little mf figures this out later); some of it also comes from sirius seeing so much shit, and facing so much shit himself, that he rationalises a lot of stuff as ‘well, this isn’t the worst it can be, so what’s the harm’ (because his life has been such a roller coaster that he’s forgotten that not everyone’s like that, if that makes sense?)

its obviously not this clear cut but i imagine harry looks at it like this: if he needs unconditional love, he goes to james; rationality and logic, lily; acceptance and calm, sirius. when someone has to be beat up for hurting harry, james steps in. if he needs help burying a body, it’s sirius. dealing with some asshole boss/teacher/classmate’s mother who’s making harry’s life hell? lily. i can keep going but,,,u get the idea, right? this makes sense, i hope lol

i actually think harry’s first birthday is a great example. sirius pushes the boundaries by gifting lil harry a broom; james loses his mind running after him; lily places an industrial sticking charm on harry’s butt, leans back with a glass of wine, and enjoys the show. even as he grows up, lily and james act as the disciplinarian, and sirius is the emotional outlet. all of them fill in each other’s cracks so well, and it’s only when harry grows up that he realises how effortlessly they worked off each other to parent him.

also oh man o man. harry being cunning is,,,,,see, i’ve not considered it this far but it makes perfect sense. i think canon harry actually had so much manipulative energy and it’s often overlooked for his goofier traits but! this is the same dude who used his dead parents to trick slughorn into revealing sensitive info! imagine if that could be channelled into his jilypad interactions 😈

it’s like, it takes him a bit, because his three parents r so smooth, but once he realises that all of them have certain weak spots, he does NOT hesitate to exploit them. (it has the unintended consequence of truly strengthening the jilypad relationship into an unbreakable one bc one thing their kid taught them is to have ironclad communication going at all times so nothing they’ve said, or not said, is used against them). so like, he knows if he wants to sneak out to a party, it has to be sirius and in a specific way—‘i’ll be totally safe, papa, plus i really wanna see what it’s like and idk when it’ll get a chance to again’. if he widens his eyes to pitiful levels, pouts a little, and blinks faster than usual, then james is putty in his arms as long as he’s separated from the other two. divide and conquer becomes the main tool in harry’s arsenal, actually. lily’s the toughest nut to crack, purely bc she doesn’t run on emotions or irreverence, but harry soon learns that if he comes up with a solid, logical case that proves his argument has unbiased merit then he has a good chance of getting her to say yes. (this is good, bc u can arrange words in the correct order, but u can’t always control emotions)

so overall yeah, you’d think one kid + 3 parents would be an easy bet, but harry keeps them on their toes all the fkn time.

[raspberryandechinacea]

Don't know if I should feel stupid or brave for deciding, in these times, to get some psychological help about my gender identity.

[paleiido]

the me thats aware that life rlly begins at 30 and I'm likely not a failure at the age I am vs the me that is sososoooo afraid of going back to school cos lol "old loser"