#I need to lock tf in bruh

[shroomyv]

Remlick fic work in progresssss/sneak peak

(ignore any spelling errors or shitty descriptions I’m working on it promise. Also u can ask me anything abt the fic in the comments—it lowkey helps motivate me to keep writing 😼😼)

[padfootastic]

Day 1 - Prongsfoot Week 2023

massive thanks to the lovely Jen for organising another wonderful event for us!!! you're the best <3

What are the first 5 things that pop to mind when you think about Prongsfoot?

oooh okay, okay, not as easy as u think, this one. because the only thing that pops into mind when i think about pf is like. cacophonous screaming. incoherence. a teenage fangirl running around a room, arms waving madly, mind lost in the obsession. im uh. a bit unhinged for j&s, if u couldnt tell so far lol. but i'll try.

soulmates. in every world, they're connected to each other and they'll find each other. it's a comforting thought precisely because of how tragic canon j/s is.

unattainable. both of individually, and together, are so far out of most people's leagues its not even funny. they're an intimidatingly attractive couple, and they're almost always in the middle of an inside joke that no one else understands. their friendship is inherently exclusionary and it doesnt bother them at all

affectionate beyond belief. gosh they're a public menace. in any decent society, they'd get locked up for obscenity and 'offending sensibilities' and 'outraging the modesty of people' etc etc bc theyre SO all over each other all the time. its a problem.

jigsaw puzzle. they fit like one, filling in each other's cracks perfectly. at any given time, they're what the other needs, and both consciously and subconsciously at that. seeing them together is a treat bc they're so in sync its almost unreal. even...magical, one could say ;)

larger than life. they're not. a real couple ykno? its not a relationship you'd want in reality, nor does it make sense for that to happen. it's fantastical and amazing and not constrained by practical concerns. u dont have to worry yourself with minor issues bc these two are just. *that* intertwined. i dont know how to explain this one properly haha but just know, they're not a relatable couple nor do they try to be.

[elliesglock]

ice analysis part ll | after pazzi cuddle

after pazzi cuddle:

this is when carol and ice start acting REALLY WEIRD. but baby truthfully im not looking at that cause what the hell is pazzi doing in the background? paige and azzi are kinda standing together behind the bar and paige is dancing for the camera. i assume azzi is trying to get her attention for a while before she shouts "PAIGE!" right into her ear. aweeee she not used to not having her girls attention. but azzi from the way paige is grinning and her eyes are looking in different directions i don't think she meant to ignore u baby trust 😭 she kinda pulls paige's face to look at whatever she's trying to show her and it lowkey looks like they either kiss again or get really close to doing it. ice covers it with her arm (babe the damage is already done but i appreciate you keeping them safe) and i honestly can't see what they're doing. i think they just got really close or had a little moment tbh. they were close and touchy this whole live so im not surprised. i don't think they're sober enough to even recognize they're being extremely obvious which says to me this is just an everyday natural thing for them. cause flirting w someone and showing ur true intentions while drunk is REAL. and pazzi showed their intentions and who they with too quick. okay so nothing really happens until this next part. it's brought up in the live about a guy named ryan, and that's who i am assuming kayla is talking to and maybe in an argument with. so this is when the two brainiacs azzi and kayla have the wonderful idea imo to give kayla a hickey to make him jealous. you can hear paige go "are you deadass right now?" which might not be directed at azzi or it could be why she later says to distract paige so she doesn't get mad when she gives her one. she legit says "can someone go distract paige? paige is gonna get mad." maybe paige is listening to their talk and is like are you deadass azzi no!! if it was just a friendly thing why would paige CARE who azzi's joking around and messing with. obv it's because she doesn't want her girlfriend to be giving hickeys and paige is also naturally possessive asf over azzi. in her head that stuffs only for her. especially after making out with her and the liquors flowing i'm sure she's even more feral and wants azzi all to herself. but before this you can hear someone come to paige and ask if "a's good?" which just seems so coupley to me. like you go up to someone's girlfriend and ask them if their girls too drunk. idk how they're gonna fix that because both of the girlies are drunk as a skunk. i think aubrey takes one for the team and goes to distract p because you can hear paige going "AUBREY AND I WE LOCKED IN BRUH". and during this time everyone's looking behind the bar giggling because im assuming azzi is giving her a hickey. you even hear yanna say "bro it's a movie when he gets here!". now just to preface this a FRIENDLY funny thing that is happening between friends i am not insinuating azzi is cheating on paige because that's not what's happening at all. before i get the warriors in my inbox. azzi says she needs a shot after that (no you don't babe) and she just gave kayla (and what it sounds like to me) a hickey. little tiny moment a couple minutes after this where ice shows a comment of someone saying paige and andre 👀? and her and carol laugh about it for like a minute cause they know who she with and what she doing in that bar. around the same time, where tf did paige and azzi go haven't we haven't seen them for a good five minutes....they in that bathroom for sure. ice evens reads a comment that asks where's paige and her and kayla kinda stumble over each other trying to figure out an answer.

first ice looks around and doesn't see her (she's w her girl making out in that bathroom im telling you), then kayla says she's playing cornhole, then ice says she's getting them shots. like okay keep joking but we know u fr don't know where paige is. and they also say they don't know where azzi is either. so my agenda that they've been making out this whole time in the bathroom or somewhere off the in corner shall prosper. then azzi and paige come walking back together and lemme just say they looking ROUGHHHH. paige comes dancing but they but they both look so tense and blushy. idk im convinced for sure they had something going on. lowkey ice was being hella careful for the rest of the live cause 1. we don't see paige and azzi again (i think that slight little kiss in the beginning started something elseeeeeee. like they eventually just had to go somewhere and take care of some business tbh) also the whole bar empties out from around her so someone had to of told their drunk asses to move away from the live.

i didn't really watch the end cause im lazy oops but lemme know if there's anything i needa add cause i didn't see anything else. thank you for reading guys! lemme know any thoughts you have!! 🤍

and with that L's in the chat for ice, i'm sorry this live continues to be your destiny and u also had deal w this drunk ass paige all night ❤️‍🩹

[xlovleysunnyx]

BRUH THIS IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS 😭

NO CAUSE GET THIS GET THIS

THE NIGHT KATE DIED

JOANNE STOLE HER LIBRARY KEYS

FEW DAYS LATER

BROKE INTO KATES HOUSE

TOOK HER NIECE

AND DROVE OFF

BROKE INTO A LIBRARY, SETTING A TERRIBLE EXAMPLE INFRONT OF RILEY (Who is most likely a minor)

GAVE HER A WALKIE TALKIE AND BASICALLY SAID

“Look, just investigate while I sit outside and smoke a cigarette- I I MEAN LOOK FOR COPS!”

LEFT RILEY IN A LIBRARY WITH HAUNTED TAPES NO ADULT SUPERVISION

AND DROVE OFF!

SHE PROBABLY SPENT THE HOURS SMOKING A CIGARETTE

NO CAUSE IF YOUR DOING SOMETHING NON ILLEGAL WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO WATCH POLICE SCANNERS!?!

LIKKEEE 😭😭😭!!!??!?

AND SHE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A CRIMINAL WHIEL DOING IT!?!

I KNOW ITS TO HIDE FROM HAMELN BUT..

THE MASK!??

THE COAT!??

SHE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE CARTOON VILLAIN!!?!

AND THE FACT SHE NEVER TOOK OFF HER MASK WHILE DRIVING!?

SHE PROBABLY HIT LIKE 49 CARS!??

AND RILEY SLEPT THROUGH THAT!?!

I HONESTLY CANT 😭

NO CAUSE HERE ARE ALL THIS WOMANS CRIMES:

The Official Crime List of Joanne

Aka “The United States vs. Joanne”

🔑 

1. Breaking and Entering (Kate’s House)

She somehow got into Kate’s house without permission.

Theory: She either broke a window or stole the keys.

Entered a deceased woman’s home illegally.

Charge: Breaking and entering, trespassing, unlawful entry.

Sentence: 3 years and a restraining order from all attics.

🧒 

2. Kidnapping a Minor (Riley)

Took Riley without consent, without telling a guardian (and uh… Kate is DEAD).

Lured her into a car under false pretenses.

Did not inform authorities or relatives.

Riley is a Minor (Heavily Implied)

Charge: Kidnapping, endangering the welfare of a child.

Sentence: Life in prison if convicted in Texas 💀

🚗 

🔓 

4. Breaking into the Public Library

Broke into a locked public building at night.

With a child.

Probably used stolen keys (Kate’s library access).

No alarm system? We don’t ask questions.

Charge: Burglary, illegal entry, destruction of property.

Sentence: 5 years, and community service shelving books for eternity.

📼 

5. Exposing a Minor to Demonic Possession

Left Riley with haunted, cursed VHS tapes.

Gave her zero context, no warnings, just “Hey sweetie have fun with this demonic cartoon :)”

No adult supervision. Just gave her a walkie talkie and dipped.

Charge: Reckless endangerment of a minor, exposure to harmful material, spiritual negligence.

Sentence: Exorcism followed by jail time.

🔥 

6. Arson (Alleged)

Kate’s house mysteriously burned down.

Joanne was coincidentally not present.

Likely framed it as an “accident.”

Sus behavior: had motive, opportunity, and zero alibi.

Charge: First-degree arson (if proven), destruction of property, covering up evidence.

Sentence: 25 years, plus Kate haunting her forever.

📻 

7. Gaslighting a Literal Child

Told Riley: “It was just an accident”

🧍‍♀️ Meanwhile, she lit the house with the flames of betrayal (Theory)

Constantly lies to Riley about what’s happening, uses her for her own investigation.

Doesn’t explain anything about Amanda, the tapes, or the stakes.

Charge: Emotional manipulation, psychological abuse, felony gaslightage.

Sentence: Therapy. Forever. And public shaming.

🚬 

8. Negligent Supervision

Leaves Riley alone in the haunted library

Goes outside to smoke while Riley is being traumatized

Probably eavesdropping for plot purposes, but from Riley’s perspective?

“Where tf is the adult??” 😭

Charge: Abandonment of a minor, criminal irresponsibility.

Sentence: Parenting rights revoked. Forever.

🎭 

9. Wearing a Mask in Highly Unsafe Situations

Wore her creepy mask while driving, investigating, and probably showering.

Unnecessarily ominous.

Scared Riley more than the haunted tapes.

Charge: Dramatic behavior in the first degree.

Sentence: Court-mandated face reveal.

🧾 Final Tally:

Breaking & Entering

Kidnapping

Reckless Driving / Child Endangerment

Burglary

Exposure to Cursed Media

Arson (Alleged)

Gaslighting

Negligent Supervision

Excessive Mask Use

BRO 💀

[witchinatree]

magnus protocol episode 40 ramble

i'm not liking this hiatus lining up with my two consecutive weeks of standardized (ap/ib) testing guys i can't do it without them

WHY IS IT ANOTHER SCARING CHILDREN EPISODE

alice what are you lookin for

who????? OHHHHHH this is the weirdo colin was looking into

wait no this is the security officer gwen sent for her

stay frosty who tf hired you

gwen nothing is alright there's two employees in here

DO NOT HIRE MORE PEOPLE????? GWEN PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 she's been losing me lately like little miss boss is not it

this guy can't be a real hired professional he's literally roleplaying

he fully sounds like the lance video game character from inside out 2 (i watched it again recently)

WHAT

YEA YOU FRIGHTENED ME

hired professional cannot keep his cool this guy gotta be lying

no lying buzz on "we're not sure?" that's peculiar

i feel we do know the computer ate him

this isn't as bad as jared hopworth but it's gonna take some extra comprehension 😭😭

speaking of hopworth i actually had to study his voice to understand it bruh

ohhhhhhhhhh that is interesting this weird monster targets CHILDREN!!!! leave them alone :(

dane chill out PLEASE

pinnochio!

that is not pinnochio nvm. he did not give splinters.

thank god i don't have a wood doll in here omg i wouldn't be sleeping

fearful emoji

idk i was a very easily scared child and now i'm just scared of shit that kids are scared of and i'm really not liking this entire motif of evil childhood symbols rn

anyway this is the thing right like the heimlich thing from the other statement

but that was a pig carosel HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT I'VE TRIED 9 DIFFERENT WAYS 💔💔💔

alexander j newall i thought you said nothing bad happened to animals or children in this series newall i THOUGHT you said

this is the type of shit to kill jonathan sims

kid is just fully lying i guess

"what could the toy but grow such a man" um you could do like.. a lot of other things...

ok i see so that's how the pig thing showed up

KLAUS HARGREEVES????????

actually klaus was amish not german nvm

okay not sleeping tonight. "when everyone was asleep the hobby horse went for a ride"

oh mygod? oh my god it what it WHAT????? my horror podcast is being really scary i think i'm having a bad time

the parents did NOT need to pay the price bro can you please lock in

what happened to my not hurting children or animals podcast i swear to god there better not be an animal torture episode like this child torture episode 💔💔💔💔💔💔

GOOD. NO CHOSEN CHILDREN.

i think this thing is gonna starve soon

okay dane i thought you were a trained professional STAY FROSTY mf.

um... ummm...... he's dying for sure btw

okay he's a goner no survival instincts on this dumbass

yeah sorry dane um also alice LEAVE i think

alice LEAVE alice you need to RUN and BOLT and start SPRINTING and ohhhhh god

hey. hghggkkkfkjrjdjj colin what did you get her into

:( no chairs :(

none of this please actually let her go

WHY IS THAT THE ENDING WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

ALICE GO HOME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[strawberryraviegutz]

I’m not rlly that fond of claymores and sorta wish that the new weapon was a wand instead, but I’ll bear it for Sylus because oh my gooooosssshhhhhh

I haven’t played this game in weeks bruh I need to LOCK TF IN

[huhyuhbah]

Why tf is the final part 20 mins long when part 2 was only ~7 mins. Ah jeez. This might be a long post.

Lol the 'M' is drawn on pretty well. Or have they used a sticker...?

This does not feel helpful. If anything, it feels like Warm just stirring the pot

Yeah. More of this as well please.

Pffft Arm's face. That's like watching his parents pda

Oh Arc. You don't need to. This isn't what you should be doing. Put the guitar down so I don't have to watch an awkward guitar scene

Wh- Why am I tearing up? Wait omg.

God I hate being someone who cries easily fr. Stop crying bruh. Please. Stahp.

ROIGHT! NEW RULE! Alongside remembering to lock ya damn doors, yur damn phone will need to be put on do not disturb from now on. Also how could Yeepun call Arm if her phone's on that table?? I assume she just used Jet's phone lol

Ngl, my mind went "suck it". :||

I don't see enough hand holding. Gimme more of it please please. I beg

Yup. Cue the tears!!!!

Yessssssirrrrrrr! Woop woop!!

AHHHHHHHH Yes. Yes. Yes. I was hoping we'd see Tongfah tell Arc bout his bf but that's fine. It seems like next ep we'll see Arc's pov from when he first started liking Arm. A lot of stuff was cut from the novels which is understandable given the number of eps is 8 per couple. I was looking forward to Arm waking up in the library next to Arc after they had been apart for a while but I guess we won't see that. Or the numerous failed attempts of Arc trying to ask Arm to be his boyfriend lol

[astraydestiny]

Its 9:15 PM… and i needa go into approximately 3/4 of an hour… AND I STILL NEED TO DO MY DAILY WRITING…. SO I NEEDA LOCK TF IN. WRITER BURNOUT IS ACTUALLY CRAZY BEC LIKE I DONT WANT TO WRITE BUT I JUST FEEL THE WRITING WITHDRAWALS IF I DONT WRITE?!?! LIKE BRUH. Anyways, about my short atory. Ima post it like- right now. after this post ofc!!! So yeah, lemme do that!!!!

[hotvampireadjacent]

Bruh I didn’t pack lunch was gonna buy something from the self service fridge at work but it was locked…….. pls hungee

Also how tf was I the first person to message management I know other people were hungry were adults I hate talking to people too…. The rest of you need to grow up

[autistic-crypt1d]

Stargate SG-1 Live Blogging:

Season 8

God season 7 was so good I'm so excited!

Seasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Updates:

- New Order: (Part 1)

- it's so strange they replaced Weir immediately, I gotta Google why that happened

- Teal'c with hair!!

- I love Sam & Teal'c adventures

- Sam's hair looks so white on the ship!

- ahhhh I remember this Goa'uld group, couldn't picture them initially

- damn Replicators

- hell yeah Sam and Teal'c are gonna kick some asssss

- the reflective insulation walls in the ship is such a weird design choice to me, it doesn't look metallic at all but that's the only thing I can assume they were going for

- I'm sorry but Fifth is such a lame ass villain

- poor Sam 😭

- New Order: (Part 2)

- poor Daniel, that is some serious whiplash

- ew god I hate Fifths creepy ass dream of Sam

- Jack fucking with the lights is so funny

- PFFFFFT DANIEL GETTING JUMPSCARED BY THOR

- "ahh got legs" XD

- now that, is one big ass bug

- Daniel immediately calling out for her and running 😭

- "Do we know this... shrub?" XD

- Jack in charge time!!

- bro I was just waiting for him to get beamed up once he said "I'll make this short", it's such a bit at this point XD

- yay Sam promotion!!!

- Fifth is just a worse Michael, and not in a cool way

- Lockdown

- omfg I just remembered what this episode is, damn cockroach Anubis

- Zatted for the second time this episode, poor Daniel

- I'm so sad about this dude, he was so nice and he literally sacrificed himself to save O'Neill 😭

- Zero Hour

- "did I order-?" "No sir" "do I really need-?" "Yes sir" XD

- OM MY GOD THE PLANT

- not Jack locking them in there together XD

- General Hammond would have a fit witnessing this

- "Dear General Hammond, I wish you were here and I was not" poor guy

- the damn plant XD

- is this the one where they learn about Dakaara? I think that's how it's spelled?

- "is it really wise to provoke him?" "It's what I do" accurate

- Icon

- honestly I'm halfway through this and I do not care, too many episodes with this same plot line, I'm skipping

- Avatar

- oh god this one is so cool, but hurts my heart so much

- bro Teal'c's traps are HUGE

- Teal'c plays video games, hell yeah

- I recognize the doctor guy from somewhere

- JASON ANDERSON FROM EUREKA

- poor Teal'c :(

- god him sitting in the hallway defeated is so heartbreaking 😭

- "it will not let me out" ow ow ow

- "it is not possible Daniel Jackson, it is not possible." 😭

- god I love SG-1 so much

- Affinity

- oh god this one

- hell yeah Teal'c XD

- I would really like this episode if I didn't hate the Krista storyline so much

- "three K.O.'s, first round" XD

- ew, Pete

- BRUH I forgot he does that shit at a damn playground

- I just hate that this whole thing with her ruins his whole living off base thing

- not Daniel getting kidnapped AGAIN

- why tf are Sam and Pete in jeans

- ew

- I will say though, I hated the Krista storyline a lot less this time

- Covenant

- oh boy this one

- I'm sorry it's so fucking funny that Thor got on live tv and acted his little heart out

- I love Thor and Jack's friendship so much

- I hate him for putting Sam through that flight dive

- Sacrifices

- "What was my question again?" "How's it going..." "seemed so innocuous at the time" XD

- *finds out his son in engaged* "I have been betrayed" bruh

- omfg the ping pong game

- O'Neill getting nailed with the ball every single serve is so fucking funny. He doesn't even get mad he just continues the conversation

- *sneaks in a hit after Teal'c has already left* "got one" he's so unserious I love it

- his little "oh" as he remembers he's in charge XD

- oml the way Sam spun Daniel around with a hand on his stomach

- wow Kar'yn's smile and features remind me so much of Sha're

- the hand on Sam's shoulder

- "sit down you old coot" omfg XD

- THE HORSE

- Bra'tac is so funny

- this whole episode is funny tbh

- you tell him Bra'tac!

- ya know, I'm really not a fan of the new eye glow

- Endgame

- Daniel XD

- "man I hate to be the guy that has to explain this to the president" IS STANDING NEXT TO THE GUY

- oh man I forgot how many Jaffa die in this one :(

- Teal'c face 😭

- I don't understand why he didn't try to inject him with Tretonin, would it just nit have worked fast enough?

- let's go Daniel!!!

- oop

- the little smile between Daniel and Sam XD

- they're so god damn sassy

- HELL YEAH TEAL'C!

- Gemini

- I'm obsessed with Carter wearing those black tank top things, she looks so badass

- sorry I really don't care about this episode whatsoever

- the part where replicator Sam goes ballistic on everyone is the only cool part

- Prometheus Unbound

- "because I'll quit!" "Why don't you just hold your breath, haven't done that in a while!" They're so fucking funny man

- "please ignore me" "hard to" XD

- *GINORMOUS HICCUP* "damn it to hell!" *sluuuurp sluuuurp* XD

- VALA!!!

- "oh crap" yeeeeaaaaah you're about to have a weird ass time Danny boy

- "but you are very attractive" *wheeze* "what?"

- Vala!!!

- *hiccups* "sorry, kill me now" XD

- WALTER SAYING GODSPEED AHHHH

- "Excellent waking up sir!" BRUH

- Daniel lock her up first dumb dumb

- HELL OF A JAB DANIEL

- this is the funniest fight ever istg

- DANIEL STOP CRAWLING AWAY YOU BABY

- Daniel you're so bad at this

- "you're a fruit cake" XD

- bro not him squeezing her head on the screen like a damn child XD

- Hans Olo, Daniel you nerd

- HER FUCKING SMILE

- HIM CARRYING HER HELP

- It's Good to Be King

- "shifty fella? Beady eyes" PFFFFT

- the time travel jumper!

- this is another episode that I really don't care about very much tbh

- Jack's face as they're chanting for Maybourne XD

- Full Alert

- ugh, Kinsey

- I never remember what the thing is that they show him

- Daniel's face dropping when she disses his Russian is so funny

- omfg this dude has been 3 separate characters in 3 different Stargate shows wtf XD he was the other Runner in SGA, the main dude from the Lucian Alliance group in SGU. And now a Russian soldier in SG1

- ooooooh right, a Goa'uld

- Citizen Joe

- OH MY GOD THIS ONE

- not the Furlings mention XD

- bro the show is dissing on itself so hard right now 😭

- I think the team interactions are great!! They're funny and they act like a bunch of siblings loose in a workplace ever since Jack got promoted

- Joe sobbing in the streets over Daniel's death is so real

- HELP, THE WAY THAT SAM AND DANIEL ARE LOOKING AT JACK

- "didn't you used to be more gold colored?" BRO

- OH MY GOD THE WIG, STOOOOOOP

- it's so bad 😭

- Jack is something else, I love it

- Reckoning: Part 1

- DAMN I forgot she knifed him

- Jacob W

- it is Dakara time!!

- poor Daniel :(

- YEESH

- "insolence" "No, tuna" XD

- Reckoning (Part 2)

- Amanda Tapping is so good at playing replicator Carter

- "ya know, you blow up one sun and everyone expects you to walk on water" XD

- omfg I forgot the replicators got to Earth

- god I love how sassy and confident Daniel is in this

- "you can't control them" "not yet, but I'm learning" AHHHHH SUCH A BADASS MOMENT

- PFFFFT I FORGOT ABOUT THE WILL BIT

- as much as I love Jack out in the field causing chaos in the galaxy, I kinda love Jack defending the base with his life from both terrifying aliens and very persistent plants

- LET'S GO DANIEL!!!

- oh shit I forgot about that stabbing too

- AHHHHHH IT'S SO COOL

- HELL YEAH JAFFA!!!!

- Threads

- the only thing I immediately remember from the title is that Jack is dating someone and I hate it

- OH IT'S THE DINER ONE TOO

- god Pete WHY

- oh god the grill scene

- sometimes they do Sam so dirty and put her in the least flattering and least Sam-like outfits

- OW OW OW

- "I'm gonna die with him Sam" OWOWOWOW

- stop I'm don't remember this being so sad 😭

- AHHHH DANIEL REALIZING HE'S ANUBIS

- thank god Pete is gone finally

- naked flag Daniel XD

- Moebius: Part 1

- man Jacob last episode, Catherine this one

- The arm grab XD

- it's so weird to see SG-1 in a puddle jumper

- oh god, terrible Daniel wig makes a return

- DAVIS WITH A TINY MUSTACE NOOO

- them in the life jackets is so funny

- SAM'S HAIR

- THE CANADIAN EH

- ew, Rodney why

- Moebius: Part 2

- gate ship XD

- poor Daniel

- Teal'c with tears in his eyes at the video 😭 he's come so far y'all I'm gonna cry

- Daniel cannot catch a break man, he's died twice this season alone

- *mid makeout* "I can fix that" XD

- they finally went fishing ♡

Season 9

[kudzucataclysm]

cyrus complains abt wwz (2013) scene by scene for an unknown amount of words. finally

everyone has to ignore this btw. jsyk

* im dividing this into sections cuz thats how the movie plays out to me. in sections

* i have seen this movie probably like. around 20 times. its so bad and i love hating it

* its always lowkey depressing watching brad pitt in this movie he gives me the energy of like a dog about to be put down

* uuuh what else. oh the book is def better but still has its own problems + wouldve worked better as a fictional documentary limited series of sorts

* im also going by memory so thats fun.

* this is long as fuck. way longer than the days after and 2012 posts, but imo theres so much more to shit on in this movie than those two apparently

* ok here we go

THE FIRST 6 MINUTES

* quite literally 2 straight minutes of a people/nature/climate change/natural disaster montage with news report audio over it. and that fuck ass piano

* ^wendy williams jumpscare

* u know they gotta introduce the wife and kids first. AVERAGE AMERICAN NUCLEAR FAMILY shit. there r STAKES! ONES WE DONT GAF ABT BUT THERE R SOME

* on tv during the breakfast scene theres news reports of like spreading unrest and martial law and immmmm like? its said in a bit that the infection emerged like. a week or two ago so why does nobody here know abt it-

* the traffic scene. the way like theres a random explosion somewhere while everyones sitting there and the motorcycle cop just kinda flies out of nowhere to scream at them and then the garbage truck flies out of nowhere to kill him despite there being wall to wall traffic behind them? when i was 12 this was scary as shit but now every time it happens i giggle uncontrollably

* just the general outbreak of chaos in nyc. i once again ask the question of why tf nobody had heard of this thing until like just now like we got people jumping into the front windshield of cars and nibbling people and jumping off buildings and shit

* NOT EVEN EATING THEM!!! BTW!!!! like if i take the time to sit and think this really isnt even that bad of a “zombie” outbreak like u get ONE bite then they seem to fuck off. maybe one or two but like at least u aren’t getting eaten alive ig LAH MAOW

* also the 10 second infection thing is dumb to me. i dunno i just never liked it like OUGH ok. wtv. not possible…BUT WTV…

* the toy counting couldve been like GROUNDBREAKING or creative in a differently shot movie ig

* philadelphia? or boston? or SOMEWHERE NORTHEAST is absolutely decimated in the span of like what i assume is 3 minutes real time. epic

* dunno where all the smoke is coming from + this movie loves french horns + the military helicopter pilot going “CONTAINMENT FAILED” is funny to me. what containment bruh

NEW JERSEY

* i like how the family narrowly escapes the city and flees via some random stretch of interstate and the traffic is NormalTM LAH MAOW

* idc much for the athsmar plot bit its kinda just here to get us to a new jersey pharmacy in order to show us the Breakdown of Society i suppose

* CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE LIKE ACTUALLY THO? they ditch their vehicle, LEAVING IT OPEN in a chaotic crowd of panicked people like no shot its gonna get stolen BEH BLEH? i dunno what the random guy with the gun in the pharmacy was doing?? but hes cool ig for knowing exactly what the asthmar kid needs and just kinda being there chilling. then the wife gets attacked but jerry saves her and they run out to the ca- NOOO it got stolen. time to flee on foot. through these INFECTED STREETS-

* they run into a random apartment building and theyre just loud asf for no reason in the hallway and its echoing loud as shit

* the immigrant family soooo couldve rode this shit out and survived. how the fuck did the zombies even get into the apartment when the door is locked and barricaded and the family was even quieter than the protagonist’s

* i get that jerry is like a former un investigator or some shit but iiiii dont think the organizations secretary general would be trying to rescue this ONE GUY. theres just?? ONE investigator or something?? jerry pitt isnt special

* its never explained but for some reason if you get like an infected persons blood in yur mouth yur good but if someone bites you yur somehow…not??? lol wtf. pathology who

* if anything this part hammers home how absolutely irrelevant the mc’s family is i genuinely did not give a single fuck abt these kids who have been screaming this entire time

THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER

* once again why is jerry the only one being retrieved-

* the computers and diagrams in the command hq going insane with numbers of infected skyrocketing across the world yet in the span of time thats passed in this movie its only been *checks watch* two days. then the table of scientists arguing about an email being sent out TWO AND A HALF WEEKS PRIOR TO ALL THIS that mentions infected people

* ^ngl. i liked it when the one scientist was like “in the email they mentioned…zombies!!! ☝🏼🤓” and everyone at the table groaned and began shitting on him immediately lol

* jerry gets pissed when the guy in charge of the carrier threatens to throw his family off the boat if he doesnt pull his weight which?? YEAH??? why get mad abt it dude u were brought here to WORK and do INVESTIGATION SHIT

* jerry is essentially getting put in charge of this one virologist who can Figure It Out. the ONE VIROLOGIST who is going to fly into south korea with a seal team to try to investigate the origins of the disease. and this scientist is like…my age?? im pretty sure? hell no lol

* jerry says goobye to his irrelevant fambly and gives them a SATELLITE PHONE TO CONTACT HIM?? WHEN HES FLYING INTO AN ACTIVELY INFESTED AREA FULL OF ZOMBIES??? HE LAYS GROUND RULES BTW!! he says “oh i’ll call u dont call me im working i will call once a day” KFHJDDHHD??? AND THIS LADY DOESNT-

* anyway theres an offhand comment abt how DC has gone dark so the evacuation of the executive and legislative branches r HASHTAG CANCELED. however these guys found the time to rescue the fuckin US constitution LMAOOOO

* this “outbreak” has been ongoing for weeks now. and nobody knew until just yesterday what r we doin y’all

SOUTH KOREA

* fun fact in the book the infection is implied to have come from indochina. there is absolutely no reason whatsoever why they changed this

* anyway so they fly in on a boeing c17?? theres no quieter way to do this apparently but anyway the virologist goes on this little tangent/speech ig about how “mother nature is a serial killer and like serial killers she leaves clues cuz she wants attention HEH and thats how im gonna solve it” and?? no??? this bit always annoys me jfhfhf the writing is like someone trying so hard to sound cool

* they land in their big loud ass c17 cargo plane AT NIGHT so yknow. zombies attack and the virologist (who has been given a loaded gun) gets spooked and

* HE TRIES TO RUN BACK INTO THE PLANE. HE SLIPS AND ACCIDENTALLY FIRES OFF HIS GUN AND SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FUCKING HEAD LMAOOOO 😭 well FUCK the only guy who can solve this is DEAD NOW time to step tf up jerald

* jerry finally starts doing his job ig when they get into the base and the soldiers stuck in there joke abt the virologist accidentally killing himself. word. and thennn? they showcase like a room full of immolated infected who’s bodies have been mostly reduced to ashes but can still move apparently. eye dee kay

* it’s offhandedly mentioned that ONE soldier wasnt attacked by the infected cuz of a “bum leg”. this will be brought up again later trust

* not the only two black officers asking jerbald abt how st louis and baltimore r doing jfjfjfjf

* theres a CIA officer imprisoned there for some reason and he essentially tells jerry that israel might have answers while pulling out his own teeth with his fucking hand. try doing that yurself real quick. ok now stop thats fucking stupid. then he goes on to claim that north korea pulled out the teeth of all 23 million of its own citizens in order to fight the infected. yeah man ok sure-

* ANOTHER FUN FACT in the book the entire population of north korea straight up disappears in it’s entirety. like. everyone Left Somewhere and everyone else is too scared to go in and investigate cuz cold war booby trappage. its implied that the north koreans fled into a *checks notes* underground bunker city of some kind. yeah. anyway

* he tries to call his wife but theyre in a building ig so the signal is shit but SHE PICKS UP THE CALL! CAN HEAR HIM KINDA GO THROUGH BEFORE HE CUTS THE CALL!!! BTW!!!

* so ok when the plane landed it evidently ran out of fuel or some shit so before jerry can take off one his globetrotting adventure they have to like bike through a thunderstorm and shit which is evidence imo of SOME critical thinking going on in the writers room but alas

* HIS IRRELEVANT WIFE CALLS HIM!!! CUZ SHES BORED!!! AND IT GOES OFF and alerts all the zombies lol

* idr how they attached and detached the fuel line to the 17 but to fill the tank of this behemoth it only took like a minute?? and a soldier got bit and kills himself instantly cuz Sacrifice

* they ESCAPE!! and on the way to their new destination jerry calls his wife back for some reason nfjfjfj imo if i were him i’d be yelling at her like fucking crazy but then a nuke goes off and satellites dont work anymore cuz of that? so the call ends lol

* BOOK FUN FACT TIME AGAIN for soooome? reason india and pakistan end up nuking each other to oblivion while the outbreak/zombie war is happening. idr how many nukes exactly but it was enough to offset the earths climate by decades

* ITS OFF TO ISRAEL

FUCK ISRAEL ONG ALL MY HOMIES HATE ISRAEL

* not even gonna sugarcoat this. this section of the movie AND the book make NO SENSE TO ME.

* in both, israel rescues and helps out the Palestinians and bring them behind the massive wall that theyve somehow built in like?? 20-80 days or something. and haaaaahhhh??? yeah on what fucking planet

* in the book even max brooks writes from the perspective of a palestinian who hates israel who’s family gets rescued by them from the infected so he forgives them??? or like he laments about how wrong he was about them??? yeah. ok max

* anyway jerry brad somehow lands in israel and israel has built the equivalent of like wall fucking maria around the entire(?) territory in a few weeks. theres random tunnels leading out from inside the wall that’s presumably transporting refugees but from WHERE. WE NEVER KNOW. and the entire outside of the wall is just millions of infected. who r not climbing the wall or anything they r kinda just Out There maybe sniffing around a bit and scratching shit. chillin

* im not an architect. im not a military engineer. but ik this deadass would not be possible also ITS IMPLIED??? THAT ISRAEL FUCKING KNEW ABOUT THE INFECTION BEFORE A LOT OF EVERYONE ELSE??? and they just built the wall based on a RADIO MESSAGE FROM INDIA WHERE THEY HEARD “zombies” and went FUUUUCK. TIME TO BUILD THIS FUCKASS WALL. AND NOT TELL ANYONE-

* brad jerry meets a guy and basically they discuss the virus origins and india is brought up for some reason?? and its implied that it came from there but its a black hole now so fuck india and fuck the virus origins ig lol (fun fact in the original script the guy said ‘russia’ not india damn i wonder why they changed that)

* theres this very i feel pointed scene of like. muslim refugees celebrating the fact that they were saved and so theyre singing into a malfunctioning microphone, and THAT is ultimately what makes the zombies quit fucking around and to climb the wall. not the incessant military activity or the constantly patrolling choppers or the weird random tunnels full of buses and shit its these hijabis singing and its the feedback from this one microphone. that does it ig

* the wall climbing scene is iconic ngl. one of the most terrifying concepts ever im giving credit

* jerbrad runs through jersusalem and he witnesses a bald kid (implied to be undergoing chemotherapy) get avoided by a stampede of zombies. another cluuuueee ooooo then one of his escorts get bit by a zombie and he chops her hand off no hesitation #GetActive

* they somehow manage to flag down a passenger plane before it takes off and get it to stop to let bradjer and the israeli chick onboard which is hilarious in hindsight cuz imagine being one of the paying passengers and yur plane stops and now its abt to get Swarmed. lol

* yknow what actually. why was this plane and other planes so ready to take off while fully boarded. where tf were all these people going originally?? what??? like atp its beeeeen 3 days since the start of the movie nfhfbfbdnd

THE PLANE

* i dunno why jerry thinks or like. why the UN guy thinks that they can just hijack this plane apparently and tell the pilots where to go. what abt EVERYONE ELSE

* israeli chick says something that triggers a FLASHBACK!!! and jerbrad puts all the clues togetherrrrrr and comes to the conclusion that if YOU. ARE SICK. OR ARE IN FACT TERMINALLY ILL! the zombies wont bite u 😏

* i dont even know where to begin with this ngl. how the fuck would zombies even know that someone is sick or has a disease. does someone HAVE to be terminally ill? what level of disease are we talking about? is it ANY DISEASE? what if u have like. kidney stomes. can the ZOMBIE SENSE IT and CAN THE ZOMBIE DEDUCE THAT IT DOESNT WANT ITS HOST TO HAVE KIDNEY STONES??? what about the random irrelevant kid with ATHSMAR??? WOULD THE ZOMBIES NOT WANT TO BITE HER?? DO PEOPLE SMELL OF DISEASE???? CAN THE ZOMBIES SMELL HIV?? WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WITH THE BUM LEG WHAT THE FUCK DID HE HAVE? HE JUST SAID ITD BEEN HURTING AND LIMPING!! SO DO PHYSICAL AILMENTS AFFECT THE WAY ZOMBIES PERCIEVE PEOPLE TOO OR

* anyway. i digress

* somehow a zombie got onto the plane despite the fact that the zombies r like Loud as Shit and also an infected person cant really hide their infection cuz they turn in like 10 seconds and also the people in the plane are ALSO loud and anyway the zombie jumps out at a flight stewardess and bleh

* JERALD GETS THE BUM FUCK IDEA. TO CREATE A WALL OF SUITCASES TO BLOCK OUT THE ZOMBIES FROM THEIR SECTION OF THE PLAAAAAANE??????? suitcase drops and hell breaks loose ofc

* ngl the grenade was the safest fucking way this plane was getting onto the ground LMAOOOO but i mean. the pilots? KNEW what was going on and didnt decide to try to land????? huwuuuh

* ABSOLUTE CHAD MOVE ON JERBRADS this was all timed perfectly he made the plane crash right where he wanted it- in a random ass country with a WHO headquarters: wales

* its never answered or like acknowledged but there r straight up no zombies running around the city/town they end up in btw. everyone’s inside their houses vibing. how 2020 shouldve been-

* jerbrad wakes up from the crash and has like a seatbelt lodged in his stomach but the israeli emerges from the wreck unscathed for some reason. she manages to drag his nigh unconscious ass through the town to

THE WHO

* jerbrad wakes up after 3 days and immediately starts giving shit to all the staff there like “U DUNNO WHAT ITS LIKE!! TO HAVE FAMILY AT RISK” and then the head sciencer just goes “yeah um actually my entire family turned into zombies right before my eyes. so” PFIFJFH granted jer freaks cuz his family was kicked off the aircraft carrier cuz the UN thought he was dead in the crash but like cmon. they didnt ship their asses back to philadelphia or some shit lol

* the way they have this infected black woman locked up behind a glass barrier absolutely sends me. btw. shes just 👁️🦷🦷👁️

* anyway jerbald shares his THEORY!!! abt the zombies being able to SMELL IF YUR SICK OR NOT…and the sciencers r like ok cool man sick theory but we cant really test this cuz we keep all our serious yet curable diseases in this one vault thats not in this building its in another Wing thats overrun by like 80 Zambies

* gonna talk abt that rq ok so they play back the security video and the scientist guy is looking at the disease through a microscope and then he like accidentally touches it or cuts himself on something ig. and then he flicks his ungloved cut infected hand around. and then he starts convulsing then he fucking turns wtf 😭 sir u r a WHO employee. u handle viruses daily why did u do that

* anyway jerbad is like fuckit imma prove my theory is real and they attempt to sneak through the wing of the WHO thats infected but ofc someone drops some shit and OUUU alerts all the zombies and everyone is chased around and jerrr finds himself trapped in the vauuult. with the diseasesss. hes only trapped btw cuz of one zombie whos outside the door ig

* he deadass doesn’t read any of the pathogen bottles/containers he just picks one and even the scientists r like “if he picked any of the pathogens out of the left box bro is COOKEDDT 😭🙏🏼” jerbrad are we gonna slow down and think for a minute maybe NO balls to the wall we’re injecting ourselves with unknown microbes. we’re giving ourselves FUCKING ANTHRAX for all we know

* turns out it was the right one cuz the ZOMBIES DONT NOTICE HIM ANYMORE!!! and he does a pepsi product placement advertisement then he does a big hero walk down a hallway past a swarm of zombies and boom. humanity. is SavedTM

EPILOGUE

* they like pull a sample from Jerbald and make…something. they call it a vaccine but im pretty damn sure it’s not 😭 it gives?? everyone a “disease” or something that camouflages people from the infected and it makes no sense. u r deadass better off infecting everyone with tuberculosis. maybe cholera would even work idk i just know that infecting everyone remaining human with HIV would be a massive misstep. BETTER YET if physical ailments also deter zombies why not just like. have everyone literally break their own femur or some shit. “EVERYBODY!! BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARMS RN!!! FOR ALL MANKIND!!!”

* jer narrates like theres gonna be a sequel. this movie came out in 2013

* “humanity fights back” and it shows footage of like people using dogs to attack zombies and throwing molotov cocktails and using flamethrowers like ok. shooooorrreeeee and then its revealed that jers fambly was evacuated to an island in nova scotia and hes like THIS ISNT THE EEEND!! BITCHES!!!!

* also they end up giving the rest of humanity a meningitis strain with and i quote “H1N1 and smallpox mixed in” WHAT?? WHAT IS THAT? insane to me, imagine presenting that idea to the UN. like it would fucking matter at that point ig-

FINAL NOTE + 1

* ultimately the book is better. the book isnt particularly “good” but its way better than the movie (as it always seems to be) and ya the only thing? that i can recognize from the book is the whole section of the movie dedicated to fuckin israel. otherwise everything else is made up on the fly. i have no idea why this is considered an adaptation

* wait no just remembered the three seconds of footage of people fighting with medieval weapons. one of my fav bits of the book btw, english peeps waiting out the outbreak in many of the uk’s castle ruins and having to scavenge museums for armor and weapons. those precious 3 seconds…

AND IM DONE! FINALLY

[itsfennix]

lmao so a rather long story time:

last August, my family and I flew to Ireland for a trip. Fun right? Oh we were SO excited! Except… halfway through our flight, at 1 in the morning, over the Atlantic, everyone’s asleep…

BEEP BOOP. *crackle* “Folks, this is your captain speaking. Unfortunately, we seem to have a possible electrical issue in the rear of the plane. Out of an abundance of caution, we are going to make an emergency landing.”

BITCH TF?! So, turns out, the faint candle-like smell we were smelling from around the bathroom was actually a tiny electrical fire!! :D It didn’t spread, we were fine, but we had to land at the teeny tiny airport in Gander, Newfoundland at 2 in the fuckin morning lmao

350ish passengers from the U.S. landing in a closed Canadian airport at 2am… No customs agents. No hotels. No nothing.

We slept on the floor. All 350-400 of us. Some of us had to sleep on tile (I did). There was no water or food. We were told that we were not allowed to leave the terminal because there were no customs agents to clear us. So they locked us inside.

We didn’t leave until almost 2pm… It was… something lmao

Well guess what??

Today, we’re on a plane (literally in our seats) ready to go to Bermuda, when it begins to rain. Then, it begins to storm… So we can’t fly in that. I start sniffing cause it smells… warm? Like… toast? Or a candle? Oh, shit…

BEEP BOOP. *crackle* “Folks, it seems we have a small maintenance issue that we need to resolve. So just hang tight and we’ll let you know when we’re ready to fly.”

Bruh… fifteen to twenty minutes pass…

AND THEN-

BEEP BOOP. *crackle* “Hello, everyone, welcome aboard. I’m not the original captain for this flight. I’m sorry I’m late, but I got here ASAP with the rain and traffic. We can finally get underway here in a few minutes.”

Okay so this flight was delayed because 1) Thunderstorms 2) Maintenance issue AND 3) NO PILOT??????

my family and I think we might be cursed.

[uglyduckling339]

KY'S LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE NONSENSE LIVEBLOG: Chapter 1

(spoilers obvi) (these will only make sense if u watched or played the game and even then it may be shakey lmao)

tutorial

(edit lmfao i forgot to post this on wednesday, its been sitting in my drafts so thats y some of the comments sound weird)

chat i fear this was such a bad playthrough on my behalf...

LOVE LOVE LOVE max having trauma. i want to see her suffer in this game

LIS2 PHOTO !!!!

something i havent seen alot of people mention is the fact that bc they have a diff pose, it's likely that they took a bunch (or at least 2) selfies and gave one to david then kept the other. (also means rhat chloe could have a version of this pic as well !!!!)

pricefield travelling bc they couldn't js settle down </3 (somebody remind me and i'll do my pricefield analysis btw)

depending on the outfit you pick, max can have pink tips !!!! #canonpinkhair

JOURNAL .

OH MY GOD SHES WRITING TO CHLOE.

stop okay i love this new journal. the idea that post storm she got a whole new one; max dissociating after the storm (she says the days blurred n stuff), max always being "stuck in the past", chloe never looking at her the same after she learned abt joyce, so much angst oml

"she left me" oh my god

okay i need to move on from the journal lmfao

ngl i actually love amanda as a friend. she fr brought max food and noticed rhat taking pictures helps her cope best

okayyy reggie is my new fav side character. he's such a cutie pootie fr

ew it's fake rachel amber

VINH?? THE VINH??

TAKE THAT BIPHOBIC MAX "FANS"

vinh and max have chemistry better then her and Amanda i fear

LMFAOO?? WHY DOES MAX HAVE THE REPUATION OF A LOCK-PICK?? WHAT DID SHE DO BRUH💀😭

i need gwen so badly tbh. i'm like 80% sure shes not evil and she's rhe david madsen of this game

actually ykw i need ALL of yall. this whole game is full of baddies

i love the accent that safi and her mom have.

that suicide question is fucking stupid bc?? the game is about solving a murder?? who would pick the probably option thats crazy (girl who picked the probably option)

i'm ngl from this point onward i started lowkey speedrunning the game and thats when i fucked up so i'm gonna replay soon and slow tf down😭😭

LORETTA WHEN I CATCH YOU LORETTA.

LET ME GET HER. LEMME AT HER.

im gonna beat this bitches ass oh my god

GWEN NO CUM BACK- I MEAN CUM- I MEAN CU-

shit i think gwen's rhe one i need to actually like me but like😭 im so bad without rewind

i love moses but blud is yappin too much tbh

yes king i miss her too. yes king men can cry too. yes king you can grieve. now give me magic

bye why is loretta theatening max.

max is SO unbothered by that threat💀 shes like "i rewound time to save my ex-gf from being shot and the kid who shot her continued to harass me for the rest of rhe week until my professor murdered him (and kidnapped me and killed my ex gf), this is so NOT a big deal"

chat so i MAY have gotten scared after gwen and avoided beefing with lucas. another mistake to fix next gameplay ig

yay magic

i miss using L2. R1 is such a stupid ass button

okay so all in all, its so interesting to see the ending percentages. especially knowing that its mostly super fans bc of the ultimate thing.

also interesting that as of 8pm EST on opening day, 59% of players chose bae>bay. also like a overwhelming majority romanced chloe and that is SO important to note to me

i'm 100% gonna resume chapter 2 tmmr and rhen likely start a new save at some point next week to slow down and REALLY focus on the details that i missed cuz i missed hella stuff

[gabbysthoughts4thots]

um why are carlos and jannik fans having a full on fight on twitter. i thought they were chill with eo tbh...

imma need carlos to LOCK TF IN tho like please carlos no unforced errors or anything...

Bruh they ship them them hate each other

[azzibuckets]

bruh i need them to lock tf in😃

cuz what’re we doing

[m1ckeyb3rry]

HELLO!! Karasu anon here again and omg you don’t even know I’ve read your piece like five times it lives rent free in my mind

Finding your account was actually like striking gold not just because I love your writing generally but also A KARASU FAN?? Just an extra bonus omg

On a side note I’m so excited for S2 so he can get some spotlight and hopefully more attention!!! Really can’t wait to hear more of his accent too because from the trailers I can already tell he sounds so good!! Also secretly hoping we’ll get a hair down panel or scene someday I need to see the man without the three pounds of hair gel

I will GLADLY take up your offer on filling your inbox with Karasu thoughts LOL No pressure at all but if you’re ever in the mood to write for him here’s some ideas I’ve had off the top of my head (they’re all inspired by your most recent work because that’s all I’ve been able to think about oops):

- kinda a continuation of the academic rivals scenario, maybe in which we see that Saturday date? I think it’d be funny to kinda incorporate swimming (I’ve always thought his water fear was an interesting little tidbit) like a beach day or pool day where we genuinely teach him how to swim after that first little debacle lol

- also kinda a continuation, us seeing the process of him entering blue lock (the letter, the send off) and watching the u-20 match + their little two week freedom from prison LOL

I’m also a huge advocate of the menace Karasu agenda which is why I love the academic rivals trope because I feel like it fits his menace vibes well but imagine….student council pres and vice pres….I’ll leave you with these thoughts…

Sorry this is so long but thank you for entertaining my Karasu thoughts and ramblings your style of writing is also so appealing and satisfying to read?? The progression characterization like all of it is just NYT bestseller worthy I’ll gladly eat up any pieces you write and post (Karasu or not) :)

HAVE A LOVELY DAY!!

KARASU ANONNN HI!! omg i’m so locked in w karasu HAHHA you don’t even know…i love finding other karasu fans in the wild that’s when i know a person has elite taste!!! AND YESSSS HAIR DOWN KARASU NEEDS TO HAPPEN bruh literally every blue lock guy is literally so fine without that bs they put in their hair 😭 barou…karasu…zantetsu…shidou…this is why nagi is my main man bro keeps it au naturel 😫👆🏻

i just posted the saturday date!! was expecting it to be 3k words max and it ended up just shy of 7k 🙂‍↕️ the bias comes through at times i fear 😰 I’M GOING TO WORK ON YOUR SECOND REQUEST NEXT BECAUSE I THINK IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY FOR FWTKAC READER TO MEET OTOYA 😭😭😭 i just know there would be insane beef…and speaking of insane beef imagine karasu meeting yukimiya in bllk for the first time FJDJSKKSHD he’s fuming meanwhile yuki has NO idea who he is 😩 need to be a fly on the wall for THAT second selection match because i am 100% certain it was absolutely ridiculous (esp with otoya’s instigating ass present like he doesn’t even know what’s going on but you bet he’s hyping karasu tf up)

karasu thoughts are a blessing for us both bby never feel shy about sharing them 🙌 and thank you soooo much that is so sweet of you to say!! glad to have you here 💖 i hope you have a great day/night as well!!