#I thoUGHT THAT WAS SCHLATT

[dwtdog]

https://www.instagram.com/stories/ashhlara/3462470740107318524?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Jumpscare look who’s seating at the same table

wait this is so fucking funny like actually 😭

[attaboy-lew]

[hitracks]

maybe we were better for eachother in another universe

[yourleastfavoritesimp]

sometimes I just remember how bad schlatt seems to be with scary stuff. Like he's not the worst ever but mann (・ε・｀ ) you would be the one holding him tight with a scary movie. You would be kissing him and rolling your eyes as he is freaked out. I mean yeah he's a big man he can deal with it but...it's not bad to have someone to comfort him ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

[pumpkinsandco]

Each frame gets shittier and shittier

[420technoblazeit]

does anyone remember that theory someone made that the book c!dream made a deal with schlatt for was the script for the lore. and that's why he became so obsessed with narratives and main characters or whatever, he knew that he wasnt the main character of the story and that tommy was

[locusfandomtime]

is anyone talking about jschlatt wanting to kick welsknight off hermitcraft so he can join or has that knowledge not breached tumblr yet

[tgirlschlatt]

also like. i do wonder if schlatt's caustic attitude to everyone around him is part of what made fundy fold into liking him so much. like ppl throw such vitriol at the guy he's such a walking target for Everybody on that damn server that like. scratches my head. maybe it's nice to feel like the jabs to you arent particularly special LOL? like maybe it takes the sting out of it when schlatts like youre a fucking idiot and youre gay and then turns around and says the exact same thing to tubbo. this is an unexplored fount of expense at others for fundy he's gotta take advantage of it

[rainnoblade]

MY FIRST MOVEMENT IS TO REVOKE THE CITIZENSHIP OF SAURISSA SOOT AND TOMMYINNIT!!

og meme under the cut

[cyncerity]

In your Dads Troubles charlie and schlatt story, it was mentioned that charlie was introduced to the idea of being eaten when he walked in on schlatt eating tubbo, and i just wanna know- how did he react??

Like, did he freeze in shock? Did he faint?? Or maybe he screamed and started running for the tunnels?? Or less likely but even better, what if he started yelling and fighting schlatt to get him to spit tubbo out? Like im losing my mind over this, i have to know how they managed to explain that to him and how he had to cope with the idea that everything he thought was kind of sort of a lie.

- the-sussy-imposter2

OHHHH GOOD QUESTION

I think he would fight. He was raised with the very basic “be scared of humans” rule that all borrowers were, but unlike almost everyone in his colony, he never had a personal bad experience with borrowers. His first time meeting a human was Schlatt and Schlatt gave him a kazoo.

All this to say that his fight or flight when it comes to humans is 110% fight because he doesn’t truly comprehend how dangerous humans actually can be.

Charlie is also fucking feral. I like to imagine that before joining the colony in the apartment he was an outside borrower, the kind to physically wrestle a squirrel for an acorn. He has no self preservation. He is surviving on luck, upper body strength, and sheer stubbornness.

I very much think that Charlie would find some way to try and attack Schlatt; like i think he’d see Tubbo get swallowed (probably at night cause he likes to sleep in Schlatt’s stomach when it gets cold) and Charlie would lie in wait until Schlatt fell asleep then climb to his face to try and trigger his gag reflex. Then after that fails and he wakes Schlatt up comes all the kicking clawing and screaming about faking everything and killing his own son. And it’s effective, 1: because Charlie is crazed and 2: because he’s got the kind of tail that’s basically a 5th limb, so i imagine him carrying like a stick with it and just smacking Schlatt in the eyes lol.

Schlatt, to his credit, is smart enough to know that nothing he’s gonna say in that moment is gonna change Charlie’s mind and frankly he doesn’t wanna deal with Tubbo’s whining if he spits him out since he’s already asleep. So he does the next best thing and calls Quackity, telling him to get Tommy. I mentioned in like one post from 2 years ago that once, while Tommy was really tired, Tubbo kinda coerced him into agreeing to get nommed with him, and I think this whole situation would be after that happened. So Charlie gets jarred™ while Schlatt makes that call and starts putting neosporin on the scratches Charlie left.

Tommy eventually shows up and explains that not only is Tubbo fine, he actively seeks out getting eaten, and Tommy himself has been nommed multiple times and vouches for its safety. Charlie tries to apologize but Schlatt is more laughing at the absurdity of it and apologizing that he hadn’t told Charlie prior since he never knew how to bring it up. He brushes off the apology since if Charlie had seen that and chosen not to do anything, he probably would have been more upset. After all, he wants people around who care about Tubbo, especially other borrowers. He knows that he’s not everything Tubbo needs; he doesn’t know enough about his son’s species to teach him any sort of culture or how they navigate the world. Charlie does: he knows the rules of being an indoor and outdoor borrower, and he’s one hell of an uncle. Tubbo loves him, and Charlie clearly loves him back.

[attaboy-lew]

thoughts are being had

[realmagpiehours]

Suddenly realizing that YouTubers youve been watching for years and assumed were a couple years + older than you are literally the same age as you is insane

[crowfatherd]

you look like youve seen a ghost...

little messy thing because i was thinking about an old au/rp me and my friends put together.... unnamed kingdom roleplay you will always be famous to me......

[pumpkinsandco]

Schlatt&Co (+Tubbo) Mandatory company picnic doodle

+ bonus I thought it was funny

Connors never babysitting again everrr

[simps-mcgee]

Can't believe JSchlatt impregnated Callum Crown 😔

[techno-rat]

Im always thinking about the tubbo execution t.b.h.

coz like it sucked for EVERYONE but schlatt and wilbur, who orchestrated it. Techno realized his allies didn’t give a shit about him. Tubbo was killed traumatically. Tommy watched his best friend be murdered by a man who he thought was his ally. The crowd is various levels of shocked depending on their allegiance