#I'M JOKING OF COURSE
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Please tell me that there are going to be some extra lines if Ares is a Florida man. I'm Floridian and that would be so funny.
That's extremely funny but unfortunately Florida's gone in God Syndicate. Blame Poseidon.
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things i love about heartstopper 27/?
Nick being lesbian-bait is so funny to me because it’s so goddamn real. This is literally what would happen.

He’s so gentle and safe and empathetic, and he's good-looking in a non-threatening kind of way (I do mean that as a compliment). He’s not a Nice GuyTM, he’s a genuinely good guy while still being Acceptably Masculine for girls who are trying to Be Straight. He will never intentionally hurt them, he will always treat them with respect and kindness, he won’t resent them for not being sure. He’s also fairly clueless and has big demi-sexual energy, so much less pressure all around.
Of course the closeted “not ready to admit I like girls” girls go for him. And of course he’s part of the reason they realise they’re gay*. If they’re not into Nick Nelson, they can be pretty sure they’re just not into men.

*Okay so it didn’t work for Imogen, because she went on to try the other “I’m straight I promise” approach which is “date the worst guy you can find”. But in her defence, she and Nick never actually went out. If Charlie hadn’t got there first, I think Nick and Imogen would probably have ended up going out, and it would have been very sweet in an Alex Strangelove kind of way. Except unlike in Alex Strangelove, both of them would eventually realise they’re actually massive queer nerds instead of straight cool people.
#not all men you're right nick nelson would never#i'm joking of course#i love all my paris squad boys#any one of them could have been a lesbian awakening#well maybe not charlie...#nick nelson#tara jones#imogen heaney#heartstopper#heartstopper show#things i love about heartstopper#alice oseman#heartstopper netflix#charlie spring#osemanverse
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Me when people ask me about Ultraman:
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What it feels like for me most of the time on tumblr...
SB fans: Honestly, Conner being a Lex and Clark clone is bullshit! Freakin hate that Geoff Johns made it canon istg it's such a lame idea
Me: 🥺
SB fans: No, not you, Dom. You're cool
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#personal rant#i'm joking of course#i hate geoff johns writing so i get it#but i also hope you all will enjoy SB Hope Reborn#because ive put my heart and soul in that fic#so i hope you can get past the fact this headcanon isn't ideal for you#just take my AU as a “what if”: It's not canon and never will be
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Guys! I've figured it out!
#Sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic racing crossworlds#crash bandicoot#nina cortex#surge#surge the tenrec#Trisanity#I'm joking of course#Unless...
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My twin called me out for liking MedicSpy 😔 guess it's time to find a new twin *tosses Tsu in the trashcan*
#I'M JOKING OF COURSE#THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN#LOVE MY SILLY FOX TWIN#tf2 gentlesurgery#gentlesurgery#tf2 gentle surgery#gentle surgery#tf2 medicspy#medicspy#mod post#shitpost
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I went into the unisex bathroom and it has a secret locked door in the back
It's where the nonbinary secrets are
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ok but what if shidou was the problem there. like what if amane caught HIM slipping.
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The "your body, your choice" feminist in me leaving my body when my husband announces that he wants to shave off his hair AND his mustache
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anyway, 911 on abc hire me to write articles for you because 99% of your current "journalists" have no integrity
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Some wh oc and au doodles because yes
Royalty Nyxie because I missed her

Nyxie's day of work at Howdy's ! Funfact, Nyxie is a licenced barista, and she'll make special drinks for every neighbors :3
And here's some doodles of my friend's @finstel AU ! You should def check Fin out, they have cool AUs :3
Next time I'm posting the Breton AU ! The page is finally finished
Art will come much slower from now on because I have to switch to krita ( i was on photoshop before since it was provided by my art school)
So yeah I have to get used to it ig
#welcome home#welcomehome#welcome home au#welcome home art#welcome home oc#howdy pillar#howdy welcome home#Nyxie Moonwatcher#nyxie my beloved#wh royalty au#royalty au#i haven't gushed about royalty in a minute#i'm still open to people submitting their ocs for me to make a royalty design off#sacrifice your sillies to the royalty beam /j#i'm joking of course#anyway#i wanted to make comics about Nyxie's as a barista#you'll have to wait a bit for that
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goodbye PILF poly 😢 i shall miss u 🤧
For real tho totally understand where ur coming from - writing IF is difficult and this is the right decision for u 👍 do what u gotta do! (but also i am hoping for an Sigourney!Endgame epilogue where its implied Mitch wouldnt be totally opposed to the idea LMAO it can still be canon in my future AU dreams 😩)
You're talking like Sigourney and Mitch are both gonna make it to the epilogue...
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After todays episode i'm on cloud nine. absolutely do not care about what happens next episode we got an oakworthy scene and that's all i care about
also think of the ANGST OPPORTUNITIES NOW
#i'm joking of course#BUT OAKWORTHY WON#dndads#dungeons and daddies#hermie the unworthy#dndads spoilers#dndads season 2#oakworthy#dndaddies#normal oak
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I need to find the person who designed Leia's hairstyles in empire strickes back and strang-... I mean, hug them very tightly <3
#I'm joking of course#I should do that to whoever designed BASTILA's hair#like at least I understand how Leia's works to a degree#instead I still don't have the faintest idea of wtf is going on with Bastila's#star wars#empire strikes back#sw esb#leia organa#princess leia
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Not to brag, but I started something.... 4 year ago... I took the advice "of letting your work rest" a bit too seriously. *yikes*
#I'm joking of course#I'm mortified to let have passed 4 years#But also#How do 4 years pass so fast?!#my thanks to coffee and jetlag#artemis fowl fanfic#domovoi butler#artemis fowl
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What I took away from today's Adventuring Party:
Brennan: It's time for Fig to meet Cerrit.
#fantasy high junior year#adventuring party#fhjy#dimension 20#exu calamity#unofficial crossovers#i'm joking of course#but major vibes#and i'm here for it
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