#LEGITIMATELY SO FUNNY

[cityontheedgeofforever]

instead of watching sitcoms i just binge all of the ferengi eps of ds9 in a row and call it "its always raining on ferenginar"

[ghostlightfic]

i walk onto a stage. i pull loop out of my pocket. i pull a blender out of my pocket. i put loop in the blender and set it to puree. the crowd goes wild

[itslc123]

I STARTED SHADOW GENERATIONS AND I GOT TO THE FUCKING MISSILE DESTROYING BIT IN THE FIRST STAGE AND MY COMPUTER CRASHED PLEASE

[magnetothemagnificent]

Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.

[maraleestuff]

Arthur: I’m in love with Gwen!

Uther, who thought Arthur and Merlin were in love this whole time:

[smallfuckablecreature]

miscommunication between different types of transfems is common

[bookinit02]

every time i rewatch the 7x04 gym scene i lose my entire mind. he AMAZON PRIMED A BASKETBALL. INSTANT DELIVERY. TO HIS PLACE OF WORK. SOLELYYYYYYY so he could spin it on his finger and grin his big ol smile and say “hey eddie! i was thinking we should grab a hoop!😄🏀⛹️” only for eddie to go “uh huh” and keep walking. this was an intricately planned mating tactic and eddie didn’t even NOTICE. and then buck sat down cradling his basketball and pouting. like so. ☹️🏀🙍🏼‍♂️ and then he went and broke eddie’s ankle and made out with an entirely different man.

[meltedmush]

SQQ having a matching raincoat with his skinzun?

[framblebee]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1x6 Like Angels Put in Hell by God

And you're right, it is both of them. He broods. She snipes. That's why I need you. You fortify me against them.

[eriochromatic]

happy birthday mihawk!! 🗡️🗡️🗡️

[drabbles-of-writing]

"Kai's good with kids!" slightly incorrect. Kai is good with stubborn, troublesome kids. Dudes been shown to be dogshit when solely interacting with pretty much all people younger than him except for Nya, Lloyd, & Wyldfyre

He raised Nya, but we know that girl. We've seen her. I know she was a NIGHTMARE kid. She has strong opinions, holds grudges, and does whatever she wants. I love her for this. I also know teenage Kai was fighting for his LIFE. Lloyd was Little Shit Extraordinaire, and he didn't have the bonus of being blood-related to Kai, so Kai had 0 incentive to like him. Even still, Kai heard a small child in distress and immediately Locked In and decided awesome, I'm protecting you forever now. Wyldfyre similarly annoyed the absolute shit out of him, but Kai had his Growth. He still threw hands with Wyldfyre but the difference here is he knew she could fight back. He clocked pretty immediately she had an impatient temper but had a very strong love for her tiny family of 2 (oh hey s1 Kai when'd you get here) and in NO time began flawlessly mentoring.

Kai is like a guy who went to a camp for troubled youths, grew up, then decided to become a counselor at that same camp. He can wrangle a teenage dirtbag out of an alley like a stray cat but if you put him in the same room as a fairly normal kid he's looking at them like this

[poisonouspastels]

hi guys here's my interpretation of Tessa as a drone hope you like it

[strawbbz]

His charming looks and silly attitude have captivated me

[tehmiesh]

got my friend to play outer wilds

her: WHY DO I JUST RANDOMLY DIE

me: what happened?

her: I was in the satellite thing and just randomly died

*next day*

her: I have learned there is an inevitable heat death

[princessanneftw]

Princess Anne passes two sleeping farmers at the Royal Highland Show in Edinburgh on 20 June 2025

[goalieho]

Willmack isn’t even dog4dog or freak4freak…I mean they are but also like just being realistic willmack’s true blank4blank is prizedracehorse4emotionalsupportgoat