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Etoiles is such an enigma of a man like my man went to a museum to stream, came home tired and fell asleep in the hallway (?) / corridor(?). Woke up in the middle of the night and logged onto minecraft. Got summoned to a a Hatsune Miku birthday party which suddenly reminded him it's his mom's birthday so he screamed about that and went afk and now he's back discussing armour and dark metal with the lads
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Steb and Viktor meeting but Viktor can understand Steb's trilling. Steb is very much surprised by this and Viktor just continues on like it's normal. After all, Steb doesn't speak a dead language, sure the average person might not understand him but Viktor is a scientist so he has to know all sorts of languages. Steb is very much happy about this, he won't have to rely on sign for someone to understand him, however there is one slight problem. That problem being the fact that Steb just doesn't talk often, whether it's with his hands or his voice. Steb just doesn't use his words, he keeps to himself and doesn't feel the need to talk because Maddie does the talking for the both of them.
So Viktor knowing Stebs language doesn't really matter because Steb just doesn't talk. Which quickly becomes an issue because Viktor is used to having a response to his words, even if it was just a simple reaction, that was how Jayce was. Steb, however, doesn't respond in a way that Viktor is used to. Steb just stares, watching and waiting without giving any form of a response. To Viktor, it seems like Steb doesn't interact with the world around him much, at least that's how Viktor sees it for the longest time.
Viktor slowly starts to notice how Stebs ears will wiggle/twich whenever he's trying to figure something out or he's surprised by something, if something doesn't make a noise that only he could hear. Viktor also notices how Steb will give short and easy to miss facial reactions, they're barely noticeable at times and Viktor only noticed them because he was staring at Steb when Vi suddenly slipped. Viktor is used to larger reactions, not small ones, Jayce gave large reactions that were hard to miss while Steb gave small reactions that were easy to miss.
Steb can easily read Viktor because Steb is always watching and waiting. So it was much easier for Steb to understand Viktor and see his reactions and responses compared to Viktor with Steb. But luckily for them both, Viktor is a scientist and small reactions are part of his job. While their friendship is odd to outsiders, it works for them.
#arcane#steb arcane#steb arcance#steb#viktor#arcane viktor#viktor arcane#steb x viktor#viktor x steb#this is just me spreading my rarepair agenda#this is also me spreading my mute steb agenda#like that man does not speak at all#hes mute in all of the ways fr#sign language? nah#using his voice? no sir#just acting like people can read his mind and read his facial expressions? yes sirr#it does cause a few issues but it dont matter#maddie and viktor can understand him#sorta#theyre just guessing half of the time#steb knows this and goes along with it#this causes shenanigans very often
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Realistically, it would be a terrible idea, but theoretically i so badly want an episode where spongebob and squidward teach mr krabs about pride month and he starts committing rainbow capitalism at the krusty krab
#saying this as someone who very much headcanons squidward as bi and spongebob as gayace +gnc#but even besides that#just them teaching mr krabs- a very much cishet capitalist- about pride month#and then he just runs with it#it would be a legitimately funny episode while also being yayyyy gayyyy!!!#but itll never happen and even if it did they probably wouldn’t handle it properly tbh#‘squidward!!! why arent people buying the LGBT Patty??? youre one of them queers right whats wrong with it?? im losin me money squidward!!’#‘sirr no self respecting faggot would go near a ‘lettuce guava bacon tomato’ sandwich’#‘but i thought yous people liked fruits!!!’#spongebob squarepants#spongebob#squidward#squidward tentacles#mr krabs#eugene krabs#krusty krab
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i think i mentioned that my dad let some guys put film on our windows so they'd reflect the sun a bit more or whatever right....... well they did that yesterday and everything was fine they washed my window and everything but now . i look out and there's a fucking CRACK IN THE GLASS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

#i#HOW??!??! ?!?!?! “)”)=!=“)=!=!#HOW EVEN#WHAT THE FUCK#WHAT THEEE ACTUAL FUCK#IT'S SO FUCKING BIG TOOOO?!?!?!??!?#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#oh my god they're gonna have to take the whole thing out and then there's gonna be some more fucked up renovation shit going on#it never goes well#literally never#cue when they were doing the whole building and then they had to change our radiators and what had to be like a week long thing turned#into a few month thing#and i had to live in the living room for the entire time#and you might think that this is just a window but oh my god#they're gonna fuck it up they're gonna tear my walls apart again#oh this made me really sad actually wow#my dad was so chill abt it though😭😭😭😭#i'm standing there next to him like how how how did that happen what now how are they gonnafix it#and he just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#“idk”#jhdsgagdhsghdhsaghgdas#PLEAAASEEEE SIRR YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW ARE YOU A DAD OR NOT DAMNNN#ahhhhhhh anyway#i really do hate when there's any sort of renavation going on in my room the mere idea that there would be strangers in my room is making m#sick#😭😭😭😭#IT'S WEIRD I KNOW NO NEED TO RUB IT IN#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#mayor of loserville
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yes, hair rods have made my hair healthier, but at what cost…
my bf said he feels like he’s fucking queen charlotte 😭
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reading orv and istg this novel loves to fucking tease
like wdym ppl mistakenly thinking Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk are a couple is a RUNNING BIT??
#IM SO- AGKKDKSLAL#not to mention the constellations' reactions are so funny 💀#gotta love that in this universe homophobia ain't a thing among the literal fucking gods#OMG AND KIM DOKJA REACTIOSN IS SO AJFKSLLALA#WHY DOES HE REACT LIKE THAT? WHY IS HIS FIRST INSTINCT TO A MISUNDERSTANDING LIKE THAT IS TO GO SILENT OR SHRUG IT OFF#LIKE SIRR-#YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE 😭😭😭#anyways I'm enjoying this story so far lol ^^#orv
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How do I have 5 followers?!?!?!!!
LIKE THANK YOU!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

#LIKE ACTUALLY THANK YOU 5 PPL... I LOVE YOU... EVEN IF YOUR SPAM BOTS YOU MEAN SOMETHING TO ME...#yes ik 5 is a little... but 5 is half of 10 and you need 5 of those to make 50#and you need 2 of those to make 100#10 of those and you've got 1k.... SO LIKE SUPER COOL LIKE AHHHH 5 IS BASICALLY 1K?!?!?!#but like thx#soobiri#ldc#engene#enha#enhypen#ff#fanfic#blog#hyuka#txt#also we not gonna talk about how hyuka looks with a beard LIKE?!?!?!?! YES SIRR
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I feel like after tumblr live the entire site has become a camgirl showroom what were the devs thinking???
#am İ the only one who had a HUGE bot invasion?#but İ feel like it wasnt this much back then#we're losing blood sirr D::
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alexgaskarth: why are my grandchildren so fascinated with bringing me bugs, it's cute though so like i ain't gonna complain
#a little nod to my show last night where they talked about all the bugs on stage#and it freaked Alex out mister 'i wish you wouldn't have told me that'#like sirr??? you have a farm and the bugs in the midwest freak you out lmao
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y’all ever go onto character.ai and like- try mixing fandoms? See what happens?
#I may have done this many times#Talking to nightmare#I mentioned the king of Ravka (Nikolai)#AND HE JUST GOES#‘I met him in court once#charming fellow..’#And I’m like-#SIRR????#shadow and bone#Nightmare sans
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dude i need you to euthanize me
#cl4mbulanc3plustwo#cl4mbulanc3#i think i like her#I can’t do this guys#If I like her im doomed#I’m hoping im#looking to far into it#and i’m platonic#but. if not. were cooked#i dont wannt narrow ur eyes irl no sirre
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Imagine sitting at your desk and you get a notification from your phone. It's a message from me after we just recently met.
The message is just a video attachment that you open up to find that it's just a video of you laying on your bed taking my cock.
You don't remember this every happening, but it's for sure you. You remember the one night we both went out to drinks, but there's just that chunk of memory you forgot.
You were told that you were too drunk and passed out and you believed it like the dumb whore you are.
The video continues with you just barely conscious enough to make noises that can only be done by a broken whore and be obidedient to my orders.
"Tighten your stupid hole"
"You like this dont you?"
"For being drugged up, your body sure is honest on what it wants"
You can see that your body is covered in cum. It's leaking from your holes, in your chest, hair, and stomach.
"You wanna cum dont you?"
You can see that you suddenly snap back to life in the video, nodding your head like a rabid animal
"Y-Yesh sirr~" you manage out
My hands creep their way from your collarbone and around your neck and clamp down suddenly. Your body instinctively puts its hands around my wrists as you hear the sounds of your choking come through your phone.
The thrusting picks up more violently, and each time it slams into you, a pathetic noise comes out of you. Finally, you see your body start twitching violently as your back starts to arch and you wrap your legs around my hip.
You can see more cup drip out of you as you can assume I dump more into you.
Your body let's go of me as the camera gets picked up and brought closer to your face as the thing that was just inside of you is placed upon your mouth.
"Clean it"
Without missing a beat, your mouth opens and accepts it inside of you. And with that, the video cuts.
#bd/sm kink#bd/sm brat#bd/sm slave#humiliation kink#overstim#overstim kink#d0m/sub#bd/sm pet#cnc overstim#cnc k!nk#intox kink#intoxication kink#forced intox#intox cnc#dubious consent#cnc free use#cnc brat#rough cnc#dumb wh0re#attention wh0r3#r@pe kink#r4p3 kink#r@pe fantasy#bd/sm sadist#sadist dom#breeding pet#bd/sm community#bd/sm blog#bdsmkink#nsft puppy
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the gasp i let out at mingyu's weverse post-
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that text post talking about how characters who take up arms should act as if their own limb is severed when separated from their weapon + irwin and his briefcase
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ooc ;;
The Tadpole Squad makes me sob in bisexual Everyone is too damn pretty
#;outofmind#// scrolling through my for you like SIRR?? M'AM???!!!#// I've been working slowly through things I owe I've just been tired lately
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