#MEME POST MEME POST MEME POST

[n7valkyrien]

how did the “is garrus vakarian a hear-me-out” debate start bc he’s conventionally attractive!!!

**MEME POST BTW!!!!!! Don’t take it seriously**

1. low male waist-to-chest ratio is perceived as attractive by women*

2. scars increase male attractiveness*

3. PUT YOUR DAMN EARPHONES ON AND LISTEN TO HIS VOICE

4. his face is just a •ﻌ•

5. he’s just a little guy how dare you call him a hear-me-out

6. he’s voted as the most physically attractive LI by female players and most physically attractive male LI by male players*

* the research is outdated. the reddit poll has a biased sample and small sample size so it CANNOT be applied to the general population. DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

and tbh if jack was romancable by femshep i would’ve went for her without any doubt in my first run LOL

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[mj-says-hey]

[emiemi345]

[thinkspam]

[allthatispeculiar]

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

my gf and i share a computer room but our activities are very different

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[minyicho]

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

[h4h4n0tfunny]

[confusedsplagebbi]

[generaldonutnerd]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

We all making grandpa cry btw

[auroblaze]

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜