#MF IM ABOUT TO STOP ASKING 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[trinityobsessesovatings]

do you have a ranking of your favourite arcane characters?

this might come as a little bit of a shocker…

MOST

Caitlyn

Vi

Jayce

Mel

Sevika

Ekko

Jinx

Ambessa

Viktor

LEAST

caitlyn is my absolute FAVORITE character!! idk what it is about her but i want to have her children! i would definitely be her little housewife fr! she has me acting in ways… IM CONCERNED ABOUT. i would definitely be in her corner like “babe stop this isn’t you! look at me baby this isn’t you! don’t let jinx get you there.” …yeah it’s bad.

vi is a VERY CLOSE second. i absolutely ADORED her character. she lowkey reminds me of myself fr, willing to do anything and everything for the ones she loves. i have an older brother who has autism and would DIE for that mf fr! i really loved how even though she was frustrated with jinx… she never really gave up on her… in my eyes at least.

…now… jayce i’m not gonna lie.. he’s position on this list is a SHOCK to me. i was a jayce HATER all throughout the show! mainly because i was jealous with the way he got the baddest bitch in the show mel.. YES IM A HATER! but chileee… when he popped back up with beard… SUMN WAS PURRING 🤪 i’m a slut for mean with beards.

mel, mel, mel… when she first popped up on my screen I was deadass stunned with how stunning that woman was! then when she first started getting with jayce i was like: 🤨😕. i couldn’t believe it. i was also definitely one of those people who shipped her with sevika even though those two NEVER interacted. but yeah her aura was so strong she had me hating jayce. WHEN SHE UNLOCKED HER POWERS OH MY GOD I WAS SCREAMING AND JUMPING FOR JOY! baddest bitch. 😌

sevika was definitely someone else who caught my attention when the show first started! i thought she was THE COLDEST mf they introduced! even when she betrayed vander i was upset a bit, but also at the same time… i supported it??? because she just wants the best for her people! i was literally so pissed she kept getting that vegeta treatment tho… LIKE COME ON!

NOW the only reason ekko is so low on this list is because… most of the people above him they got EXTRA POINTS because i’m attracted to them! ekko is honestly so adorable and just the goat fr! that’s my son fr! little man when he was so small 🥹 MY SON!!! i was having heart palpitations when him, hiemerdinger, and jayce where glitching out during the wild runes scene! MY BOY JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIS TREE!

the reason jinx is where she is on this list is literally the same as ekko’s! jinx and ekko idk how they are so that’s an immediate “you’re my child and if anything happens to you, i’ll kill everyone.” jinx was also one of them characters that deadass HAD ME DYING! the scene with enforcer not believing she’s jinx, when silco was calling for her but she was too busy jamming, when she jumped sevika and tied her up, asking her sister if her caitlyn fucked before she killed them, almost crashing out when viktor called her powder… THE LIST GOES ON! she an icon, a legend, and she is the moment! 😌

ambessa she had me in the first half, like when she was first introduced! i’m pretty sure if she didn’t end up being an opp… she would definitely be higher on the list! the only thing ambessa got going for her rn is she’s hot! I JUST HATE WAR STARTING/LOVING ASS BITCHES!! like for why! DO THAT SHIT ON YOUR OWN TERF DON’T BRING THAT MESS OVA HEA! also she slapped mel so that DEF docked some fucking points!

now this might be an unpopular opinion… i might get hate for it… i thought viktor was the most boring character on the show highkey fr! IM SORRY IM SORRY! like he had his moments that man is a sassy king… but other than that I didn’t really rock with viktor as a character or as potential boo thing. when it comes to science people… it’s hit or miss for me fr. also… that mf ran a cult 🙅🏾‍♀️ NO THANKS

HONORABLE FAVS

vander

isha

babette

shoola

lest

claggor

cassandra

HONORABLE LEAST FAVS

SILCO

that rat looking mf

MADDIE

mylo

that guy who was in sevika’s gang who was also licking something or someone

[divinelolita]

PFTTTT

im sorry but this shi funny asl(im still mad at you)

bro whole band(separately headcannons) with there bf who sleeps with his eyes open💀💀

like bro it'll be the middle of the night and tom would prolly be more freaked out thinkin readers dead or smth and wakes him up and reader is just like "huh.." ALL OF THEM ARE SO MF CONFUSED I CANT💀💀🤚🏾😭

BAND X READER: SLEEPING WITH EYES OPEN

got me giggling omg. ermmm also u shouldnt be mad at me 🤨🙏

BILL:

・He thinks he's seeing things.

・Glancing over at you and your eyes are open? He thinks he's tired and his eyes are playing tricks on him.

・Yet he keeps glancing at you and your eyes still aren't closed.

・Panic starts to settle in.

・Squeezes your arm lazily, not hard enough to bruise yet hard enough to definitely wake you up.

・Shaking you by a shoulder, muttering a soft "M/N" groggily.

・Relief washes over him when you hum back, turning your head slightly towards him as you blink a few times to see him better.

"Huh?..wha'cha need?"

"...nothing. Go back to bed."

・He's so fucking confused but he's too tired to ask about it, just snuggling closer to you.

・Can't help but giggle everytime the event re-occurs , it's just funny to him for some reason 💀

TOM:

・HE'S SCARED.

・Waking up in the middle of the night, turning over to you about to admire your face and your FUCKING EYES ARE OPEN?

・nearly pissed himself.

・At first he'd think you were just staring off into space but after a minute or so of not blinking he'd get concerned.

・Actually thinks you died in your sleep or some shit.

・Frantically shaking you awake, his eyes blown wide and his heart thumping.

"M/N! M/N!"

"...huhhhh..?"

・He's petrified...

・You being confused makes him even MORE confused.

・he had to sleep on the couch the first night it happened.

GEORG:

・Thinks your looking at something on the wall/ceiling.

・He'd ask what your looking at (nothing lol), getting confused when you don't respond

・He thinks your ignoring himmmmmm

・Gives you a little push on the shoulder, whispering your name under his breath

・When you haven't been blinking for a while he checks your pulse, his own heart beating so fast he could hardly breathe

・If your pulse is going at a normal pace he just kinda...ignores it

・Letting you lay down, hell he probably takes a picture to show you in the morning

・Idk I feel like in the middle of the night he'd try to close your eyelids of some stupid shi like that 😭😭

GUSTAV:

・..Okay.

・He'd be like the least freaked out.

・Nearly screamed but like...y'know

・He finds it quite funny, can't help but snicker anytime he realises your sleeping while looking at the ceiling

・but if your facing HIM with your eyes open in the middle of the night? shit he's 'bout to hit you.

・Nothing against you, bae! It just scared the actual shit outta him

・He honestly doesn't really wake up in th middle of the night, he's a pretty heavy sleeper so he hardly notices.

・Few times he does notice his heart stops...but then he remembers that's jus what you do so🤗🤗🤗🤗

・He might've woke you up the first time just to make sure you were okay but he just leaves you alone now

[romsabombs]

GUYS the new malevolent is insane so i just thought i'd drop my notes in here✍️ ENJOY it's a lot

freaky ahh cavern

😦😦😦

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

the man is bathed in darkness👹 john thats racist

mf literally been crucified this is so arthurs religious trauma

that is not what bones sound like i think

shes so me awful posture

me at 4am in the kitchen looking for a snack

WAIT oh yuck :/

HAHA THEY'RE IN HIS NOSTRILS

PRINCE MENTIONED

car accident thats so season 1

this is kind of like a hat in time maybe

omgg a witch :3

arthur survives the wildest shit but i think a mcdonalds sprite would kill him

AAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!😨😨 YUCK YUCK EW EW RAAAHHH

WHAAAAAT

cant we only do allat to corpses

omg spit it out john

YEAAHHHH HES DEAD

🤭🤭🤭YIPPEE I KNEW IT

omggg thats so janey :33

hes bein puppeted by the maggots thats crazy

STOP TELLING HIM TO KILL THINGS HAHA

omgg kaynes dagger <33

how can this mf be helpful

this is so tmp a bit

rotten flesh mentioned minecraft ref

HAHA WHAAT THATS SO GROSS

the maggots be like i have your fucking eyes👹👹👹👹

OMG WHAT THE HELL zombie arc

claustrophobia again

imagine harlan recording this

omg that's so sexy 🔥🔥 decapitated his ass

HAHA WE'RE ONLY 11 MINUTES IN??

LMAO john stop saying things

YES JOHN it WOULD have been helpful to know this guy didnt have any eyes

"this isnt new york anymore" thank god amiright

his head between our legs🤨

its so funny how he calls it a pinky. didnt someone on tumblr say john wouldnt know finger names

im surprised arthur still has a shirt

the flesh feels stiff😟

this guy is still alive😦 or. dead. i guess

arthur is like weirdly normal about this guy being a zombie. i know hes seen shit (no he hasnt) but come on

faroes song ☹️

YEAHH PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTHH💪

oh what😐 the prince🙄

what did he sayy

oh gross come on guys😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 at this point just put it in your own mouth

"id like to think this is the most insane thing we've ever done" 💀

teehee they dont wanna seperate :3

YEAH! AND FAROE

"everyone we've ever loved" weak. also john doesnt care about anyone but you

"we cant afford to not use every resource anymore" HAHA this is so funny because didnt you throw away everything youve ever owned last episode

yippee welcome back vanguard :3

nothing😟 WAIT YIPPEE :3

WELCOME BACK VANGUARD‼️☝️

omg names mentioned

wait. yorick? llorick? thats the thing arthur said

its not lorick that was the guy from the dreamlands

WOAH WAIT WOAH HUH

hey what the fuck did that mean😀

omg what. rumpelstiltskin

HAHA hes so loser

OMG wait they said stanzyck right

ofcourse anna is dead bruh we were never gonna meet her

arthur and john both being "kings"😟

this tooth is so silly🥰

everyones walking over arthur today💀

they're so miscommunication <3

hey😀 hey whats that sound

DONT SAY IT ugh the prince

"ahh yes :3"

OH😨😨😨😨 A WHAT

SHUT UP🗣️👹 HAHA THATS SO SILLY

this guy is so kayne. and a bit autistic

wait r we just carrying around this skull

bro arthur sounds so tired

ooo this would go hard as a cosplay

i cant believe he has a belt

EUGH YUCK😦

ooo the black stone perchance?

ok i guess not

omg god forbid a girl has hobbies🙄

"im not saying its not risky. what im saying is, it might be worth the risk" that line goes hard

arthur agreeing to this is like a dad saying "okay fine we'll go to mcdonalds🙄"

no reward without risk✊💥

"we're in the lion's den already" "it is a hag's womb👹" HEHEHE

HAHA SILLIES HEHEHEEHE🤭🥰

oooohh johnn 😶‍🌫️

OH 😦 ohhh 😀 u have his memories

clever girl

"thanks yorick😐" "you too my king🤗" "shut up🙄👹"

yorick is so me absolutely no sense of social cues

ofcourse we'd encounter a witch here it was so obvious

"try to keep straight" pff

did john say im serving

hey yeah maybe dont go towards the light😀

LMAO LOOK AROUND? foul

when is the jumpscare happening

i have no idea what he's saying

"too much to make out" MAKE OUT?🤭

LMAO he doesnt know

pregnant meat☹️⁉️

hey i thought asking the vanguard questions would have a price🤨😀

imagine if he just crushed that zombies skull like its a good thing we just decapitated him

hes literally describing my room

you're my eyes☹️

they're acting as if the lighter would give us much light

omgg shes a little interior decorator

tapestry lore!!💪

five minutes left whats gonna happen

wuh ohhh somethings gonna happen

THE STAIRS ARE GONE!!!😬

ur literally in her home leave her alone

his ass is panicking

this is so part 18 the madness

we're trapped :( :(

"ingenious decision king🤓" "SHUT UP👹"

SPRINT!!!!!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃

OH???? 😦😦😦😦 WHAT

IMPALED???M???MNFJREJSJ HUHH

--

omggg he got marcy'd

i saw fanart of this but i lowkey couldnt tell if it was a spoiler or not💀

hot take but if he got bitten by that zombie he could prolly survive this

HUHHH bro this is like part 27 the roots. he was less dramatic about it this time tho

bro yorick finally shut up💀

sooo where did he get impaled. like if in the heart hes cooked😬

[tojiscrack]

IM BACKKKK

'yeah ykw, tumblr needs to come up with a feature that basically alerts us of when our asks are answered 😐 like why is that not a thing already?'

lowk it alr is but like it gets buried by my notifs 😭😭😭

'i wanna go to canada so bad ☹️ i heard that the british-accent privilege over there is a million times better than the british-accent privilege in america 🤧 i’d be favoured so nicely over there 🥴'

YOU HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT??? YOU'RE BRITISH???????? BRO GIVE ME MY JEWELS BACK!

but ur so right ab the britsh accent privilege thing tho. i was at a coffee shop and this one guy had a british accent and the entire staff was talkin ab it

'such a cutie patootie and does no wrong. i’ll defend my son till i die he’s older than me but idgaf.'

ACTUALLY???????? bro i started watching jjk when yuji was older than me and now im older than him... it makes me so emo

'i have a deep, deep hatred for that four-armed tarantula ‘cause of his random vendetta against my yuji 🌝'

BYE R U TALKING AB SUKUNA??? i was thinking ab this a second ago but yk how like sukuna is canonically yuji's uncle? YOU SHOULD IMPLIMENT THAT LMAOOOO... LIKE YUJI GETTING POSESSED BY HIS DEAD UNCLE OR SOMETHING HAHAHAHA

'omg trade dealllll! i do those with my friend so often but she does me dirty every time. i put her on an awesome sitcom, but she said she refuses to watch it until i watch saltburn.'

oh thats hell. that's so hell. i tried to watch saltburn and had to stop during the vampire scene....

'so i think m*les in the usa and m*les in the uk are different breeds, ‘cause when i tell them to leave me alone or give clipped, straight to the point, honest and dry responses, they go away 🌝'

no yeah here they love that kinda shit... it's how i got 2/3 of my exes i fear...

'whatever girlypop, i just know that from the way you speak, you’re gorgeous'

STOP ILY

'if you ever did go with him, it’d be those couples i see on the street and my first thought is ‘he makes me laugh’ ahh relationship.'

i'm ngl my justification for liking him whenever my friends asked was like 'no i dont find him physically attractive but he's rlly funny... and nice... and we talk a lot...' so...

'honestly, i’m being dramatic 😭 like the angst is bad and the ending MIGHT be bittersweet, but it won’t evoke tears.'

THAT IS STILL HEARTBREAKING. I NEED MERCUPINE TO HAVE A VERY EXTRA HAPPY ENDING...

'just think of malakai (i don’t think you participated on the kai hate train so i’m saying this with a grain of salt lmao)'

LMAOOOO i find malakai so fucking funny. he makes me giggle

'i’ve got the most plainest life ever. the most you’ll get that i can even strain to think of ‘cause that’s how little lore there is to me is that bad grades will put me in a coma 😔'

thats so real actually... except i'm a senior so my grades have been SHIT this semester... my 95 gpa is now barely a 91.... if i'm lucky...

'i was gonna jump a middle-aged man for being rude to my mum at home bargains?'

HELLO?? HOW DOES THIS JUST HAPPEN??

anyways life update! my friends r coming over for secret santa today and i requested literally nothing but instant noodles so i'm rlly hoping i get 25 bucks worth of instant noodles bc i rlly want them.

i got my person a little snoopy figurine THAT WAS 25 DOLLARS??? but it's so cute so i cant even be mad

HELLO AGAIN 😋❤️ (i love how we’re gossiping about ur love life and talking about random nonsense in between through my inbox and not dms LMAOOO)

THAT’S A FEATURE? omg that means everyone i’ve sent asks to is just ignoring me wtf 🤨

☝🏽😲 … 😐

never sending asks to entitled mfs ever again 🫨

‘YOU’RE BRITISH????’ — born and raised… unfortunately 😬 and i’ve literally never stepped off english soil 😟 bUT I’M NOT UNCULTURED I SWEAR 😭

‘i was at a coffee shop and this one guy had a british accent and the entire staff was talking about it’ — i’m literally gonna hijack a plane going to canada, i swear 😕

‘ACTUALLY????’ — omg not now, no it’s the same as you. like when i first started watching it, i was younger, and now i’m older, but i mean irl. like yuji’s birth year (alongside his friends) is around 2002-2003.

i was born a few years after that 🌝

‘it makes me so emo’ — i’m literally gonna go out into society as an emo one day just for the feels 😭

‘BYE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SUKUNA’ — WHAT OTHER ABNORMAL CREATURE IN JJK HAS FOUR ARMS? HE’S SO GREEDY, LIKE WTH DO YOU NEED TWO OF EVERYTHING FOR? 🤨👎🏽

‘i was thinking ab this a second ago but yk how like sukuna is canonically yuji's uncle? YOU SHOULD IMPLIMENT THAT LMAOOOO... LIKE YUJI GETTING POSESSED BY HIS DEAD UNCLE OR SOMETHING HAHAHAHA’ — oh i’ve got smth all right 😭 the second it came out in the manga that they were related, the cogs in my brain started moving so fast 🌝

‘i tried to watch saltburn and had to stop during the vampire scene’ — EW DON’T EVEN REMIND ME AGAIN 🤢 and ykw, you ended it at the perfect time bc it didn’t get any better the more the movie went 😭 i still can’t get this one scene out of my head and i’m not even gonna tell you what it is ‘cause you probably wouldn’t know it (seeing as you were wise enough to drop the movie before it came up).

‘i’m a senior so my grades have been SHIT this semester’ — senior in high school? girlypop, we’re in the same academic year group 😋 (seniors in high school are second year college students in the uk)

wait i’m not aware of how the us gpa system works. isn’t 91 still good???

‘HELLO?? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN??’ — literally my exact reaction 💀 he kept saying my mum was touching him at the till, like this woman is married, why would she touch a homeless-looking-m*le like you? the standard he had of himself is way too high 😀

felt bad for his kid tho. he was silently watching me yell at his dad :/

‘anyways life update!’ — 😋

‘anyways life update! my friends r coming over for secret santa today and i requested literally nothing but instant noodles so i'm rlly hoping i get 25 bucks worth of instant noodles bc i rily want them’ — STOP I LOVE INSTANT NOODLES 😟 I LITERALLY BOUGHT TWO LARGE PACKS OF THE BULDAK HABANERO LIME RAMEN ONES RIGHT AFTER THE M*N INCIDENT 😭 lmk what you get for ur secret santa tho 😋

‘i got my person a little snoopy figurine THAT WAS 25 DOLLARS??? but it's so cute so i cant even be mad’ — no bc figurines shouldn’t be that expensive 😕 my catoru gojo plushie was like £15, and it’s not even that big so?? 😭

like i get it, it’s gojo, it should be worth a shit ton more, but i’m broke so spare me 🥴

they need to bring all these prices down bc rich ppl don’t even enjoy the same shit broke ppl do 🤨

[crackheadintheclouds]

ANONYMOUS

[02] | criminal minds

ANGUS:

Wait what?????!!!! He's not Drex? 

JIN:

Not surprising, I had a hunch it wasn't him

There's no way Drex would behave this way 🙄

ARLAN:

Ah shit I added a wrong person 

JIN:

You definitely did

SKYPE:

Ehem. Angus it could be a SHE too. 

ANGUS : 

🤩🤩OMG I DIDN'T THIKN OF THAT HOW AWESOME IT WOULD BE IF WE HAD A GIRL HERE

SKYPE: 

Hello beautiful~

are you a girl? 

YOU:

Hah! As if I'm going to tell you👁️👄👁️

ANGUS :

Wtf is that Skype you could be flirting with a freaking guy tooooo

YOU:

I'm a girl|

I'm a g|

Im a boy 👦

ANGUS:

Haha Rip Skype 

SKYPE:

Shut up angus

You sure sweetheart? Because you don't sound like a boy 🤨

YOU:

Excuse me are you questioning my identity? I'm a freaking boy 🤨 dude and stop flirting with me or I'll whoop ur ass

ARLAN:

...... 

So he's a boy :D welcome 

SKYPE:

Ajsvsgshsbbsj

Arlan you innocent kid 

How could yoh believe it so easily 

ANGUS:

Yeah he could be faking it 

I've seen a lot of girls behaving as boys sometimes for fun. 

YOU:

Damn|

JIN: 

FFS you 3 monkeys this is a problem weren't we discussing somthg?! 

ARLAN:

Oh yeah we were planning someone's murder :D 

JIN:

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Arlan did you really Have to say that out loud ? 

ARLAN :

Ofc ^^ now we have a new member , he should know

JIN:

🤦‍♂️🕳️🚶‍��️

You guys can't understand my fucking point

ZAID:​​​

Guysss Drex's getting a little cranky here

JIN:

Add him Zaid or my brain will freaking explode trying to handle these guys

[ZAID added UNKNOWN6]

#UNKNOWN6:

Fucking Finally! 

Wtf was wrong with you MFs 

And wheres that Bitch who's pretending to be me 

I will fucking kill him 

Or her

[UNKNOWN6 saved to contact as DREX]

JIN:

Yes we have to kill her  

She knows about our plan 

We need to clean her off for our own good

YOU:

Oh please don't speak bullshit

You guys can't even come up with a good plan to kill  from the past 2 hours and now you're threatening me? 

Tbh All of your schemes sucked

Also you don't even know me Or where I live

There's no freaking chance you can kill me but there's 110% I will kill you all without you even realizing it.

JIN :

Well you've got a point 

But don't underestimate my smart ass, I can find out who you are 

SKYPE: 

How? 

JIN:

I have my ways

SKYPE:

Stfu I'm asking how do you know he's a she? 

ANGUS:

Ni-Nice question skype

DREX:

Fucking bastards 

Why do you guys leave the important thing and start asking dumb questions? 

JIN:

🤦‍♂️Because she used this  💅emoji earlier you freaks 

I agree with you Drex these guys are fucking insane

SKYPE:

Thanks for the compliment

JIN:

Shut Up ! 

YOU:

Um Well

btw you don't have to kill me dude

JIN:

Pfft another dumb question

Why would I do that? 

YOU:

Because I can help you with the killing too

I can suggest you ideas

also I'm not as dumb as you think of me 🙄

DREX:

I fucking doubt that

YOU:

Oh yeah? Go ahead doubt me, don't come crying to me later when your plan fails

DREX:

I fucking won't need to do that too

SKYPE:

D: 

Who said you were dumb 🤡

YOU:

🙂 it's the vibes I'm getting from y'all

ZAID:

Can ya'll stop bickering? Honestly it's irritating me

SKYPE:

That's because you're a saint Zaid 

ZAID:

Say that to my face again 

SKYPE:

You. Are. A. Fucking. Saint. 

ZAID:

That's it you're dead 

YOU: 

What is he going to do to him? 👀

ANGUS:

Prolly throttle him 

ARLAN:

Nah Zaid is too pure to do that 

He'll probably make him do push ups in the gym again

ZAID:

:D that's not it 

Illl make him practice until he can't 🚶

YOU:

Ohh that's brutal

ZAID:

What he said was brutal :'( 

YOU:

😶

JIN: 

Can ya'll keep your mouth shut and speak SENSE for once? 

SKYPE:

Define SENSE plzz

ANGUS:

SENSE IS COMMON SENSE 

BUT IF COMMON SENSE IS COMMON

WHY DO  PEOPLE CALL IT RARE? 

YOU:

Bruh I salute you

🙆🙇‍♀️

JIN:

Becoz ppl like you exist :D

DREX:

You assholes ugh

Can't you all ugh 

What am I even saying ugh

YOU:

UGH 👑

Wait where were we? 

Oh yeah you were about to kill me

SKYPE:

I don't have the guts to kill a beautiful girl like you

(˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。.

YOU:

Eww  barf

How do u even know I'm beautiful

Dude u haven't even seen me

Like I bet you will turn blind when you see me

JIN: 

Alright alright let's get back to the point

we won't kill you if you suggest a scheme and might as well include you in our plan. 

YOU:

That's sounds good 

Well honestly whatever you guys were trying earlier won't work at all, I can write it up and give u that as proof 

But if you're planning to do it secretly without much attention 

I would suggest you poison them

SKYPE:

:0

Poision that's evil 

JIN:

And how exactly will you do that? Go at their freaking home and put it in their food? 

YOU:

Honestly, do you have a brain?A few minutes ago you yourself spoke the cons of it. 

You're smart but you're stupid Jin -_-

JIN:

Then how are we suppose to do it? 

YOU:

Haven't you heard of drink switch? 

You can lure your prey in a party or buffet and then change the drink 

You can also secretly add it but cautiously so that no one sees you.

You can even stuff it in normal food and slide it into their food slyly in the cafeteria which wouldn't raise much suspicion and also get rid of them. 

DREX:

Well that sounds good tbh 

It can work

We can lure her in the celebration party at school

JIN:

Well that was astonishingly creative. 

ARLAN:

But where do we get the poison from? 

YOU:

You can leave that to me :D

SKYPE:

Does that mean we spare her??? 

JIN:

we need her so yeah

YOU:

Oh man thank youuuuuuhh for not killing me <333333

SKYPE :

Yay! :D 

Welcome to the killing gang

DREX:

Jin we're making a mistake 

we can work it ourselves we don't fucking need her

JIN:

Drex don't, just don't

You don't have any idea after how much struggle we finally got ourselves a plan 

So just keep ur mouth shut

YOU:

Yes keep ur mouth shut T rex 🦖

SKYPE:

LOL

T rex  is a good nameee 

YOU:

Ikr 🤩 sounds awesome right

Also suits his fucking personality

DREX:

I swear to God if you speak that one more time–

YOU:

What will you do T-rex 

┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴

You don't even know me haha

DREX:

I will kill u when this is over

YOU:

I'll kill 🔪 u before that ty

Wait so who are u killing anyways?

ANGUS:

A fucking Bitch 

ARLAN:

Big mouth bitch 

SKYPE:

Acts all smart and good but is an ugly witch

YOU:

Woah woah stop the poetry cut the crap and get to the point

What's her name

JIN:

Ruth

DREX:

Ruth Anderson

YOU:

Fuck

Just consider there's a girl called Ruth and she's your cousin lol.I was going to write [Your cousin's name] but i thought it would sound lame So yeah :')  I know I'm a crappy writer lol don't judge me 🛐 but i assure you I'm trying my best to write this. lol (≖ ͜ʖ≖) last but not the least I'm really sorry for my broken sense of humor. 

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[b1tch-h1ke-hitch-hike]

this is probably gonna get me hate bc i saw how everyone rode hard for that ted lasso man and the way he thought saying “depression is bad! i get sad too!” would cure all mental illness, but i wasn’t that mad at olivia wilde for cheating on him. don’t even ask me why im thinking about this rn i think i just saw an old snl skit that had him in it and i was like wowwww this mf is not funny. stop letting mediocre white men that talk with the back of their throats have a career. i feel like he was in their house constantly on all the time and running his “material” by her and i feel like she just had a moment of “this is the man im spending my life with 🤨?” and that’s not to say im a huge fan of her either bc she’s cringe as hell but i don’t blame her for having that moment. he gives off too much nice guy who’s a cuck energy ig

[uzumakiramen]

⁂ they walk in on you changing [team kakashi]⁂

team guy ver.

fem! reader.

warnings; curse words.

NOT PROOFREAD!!

a/n; happy early Valentine’s Day everyone!! hope you enjoy

naruto

awww this poor kid 😭

your team and team kakashi had a day off so you all decided to go to a bathhouse

there was no mixed bathing

so while you, sakura, and your sensei were in the girl’s section, naruto, sasuke, kakashi and your 2 other teammates were in the guys section

you were the first to get out of the bath claiming that you had been boiled enough for one day and you went inside to go get dressed

and right as you drop your towel and start to put on your underwear naruto just barges into the room

he was only wearing a towel too

“hey y/n you wanna go get ramen with me and-”

you immediately cover yourself back with your towel while his eyes widened in shock and his face turned beet red😳😳

it may have been the first time in his life that he ever fallen silent

“OH SHIT Y/N!!! IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE NAKED!!”

“IT’S FINE JUST GET OUT” you yell frantically

sakura ended up walking in right when Naruto started to leave and proceeded to beat him to the ground for “peeping” on you

he swears to her it was an accident!!! and it truly was!!!

but she sure as hell did not believe him😔

sasuke

sasuke is fast and clever and he may be the last of the uchiha clan or whatever

but sometimes he’s a little stupid 😐

you and team kakashi were out on a mission and naruto pushed you into a river by accident🗿🗿

so now completely drenched, you guys had to stop at this hotel so that you could change and you could all take a break

while you’re in the middle of changing, sasuke just walks into the room, completely forgetting to knock

and he just stops in his tracks

he came in to tell you that the rest of the team was going to go get some food

but seeing you without clothing just made his mind go blank

“AHHH SASUKE GET OUT‼️” you screamed and threw your sopping wet clothes at his face

the boy was too stunned to speak

he left just as quickly as he walked in 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

with your wet clothes still on his head😭😭

and when he goes back to the team they all look at him like this: 🤨🤨

“why are you all looking at me like that??” he asks

“becuz y/n’s wet bra is on your head.” sakura says before snatching it off his head and running back up to give it back to you

“so you and y/n huh?? 😏”

“shut up naruto‼️”

sakura

this would probably never EVER HAPPEN with sakura

becuz she actually has the sense to KNOCK first🙄

“hey y/n, can I come in??”

“yeah in a sec I’m changing!”

“ok let me know when you’re done!”

but if it does happen

she quickly turns around and covers her eyes

“y/n I’m so so so sorry” she says as her face turns completely bright red😳

she literally won’t stop apologizing until you physically turn her around so that she can see that you’re done changing😭😭

“sakura it’s okay! don’t worry about it!☺️”

she still feels embarrassed tho

kakashi

best ninja in the village, cognitive and physical abilities on 10, sharpest nose ever, instincts thru the mf roof, possesses the goddamn sharingan!!

and yet he still managed to make a fool out of himself 😭

it happened when he came back from one of his missions

as soon as he entered the village, he went straight to your place hoping to surprise you which is exactly what happened lol

kakashi climbed in through your bedroom window all smooth criminal like, expecting you to be asleep or something

but he was actually greeted with the sight of you in your underwear riffling thru your drawers looking for some pajamas

he got a bit flustered because damn you’re hot🥵 and it’s been so long since he’s seen you and ended up falling from your window sill face-first

which effectively scared the shit out of you!!!

“JESUS KAKASHI, WHEN DID YOU GET BACK⁉️”

“uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh hehe”

he can’t even form words 😭😭

he just strung out on the ground, completely dazed

after getting over your initial shock, you just giggle and shrug at him before continuing to look for something to wear

©2022 copyright. all rights reserved. @uzumakiramen .

[mulletmitsuya]

Dead people groupchat

Warnings: sano manjiro, swearing

Desc: um basically it's all the people Mikey lost and what they think of the current situation (spoilers until chapter 246)

Shinichiro: IM GONNA BEAT HIS ASS

Shinichiro: WHATS HE DOING NOW ?????

Shinichiro: IF HE KILLS SOMEONE ELSE SO HELP ME GOD

Izana: its kinda funny to watch tbh

Izana: but i guess he's going too far

Izana: and he knew me for 2 seconds idk why he said that to Kaku

Emma: Ken-chinless behaviour

Baji: LMAOOOO STOP

Draken: do you think OG Toman's gonna win?

Draken: i'm pissing myself here

Baji: i think they need to let Angry go beast mode

Emma: i just think we need to accept the fact that some people are gonna be joining us soon

Emma: Takemitchy might literally die

Emma: and idk how my girl Hina will handle that 😭

Shinichiro: i trust this Takemitchy dude. hes been doing good so far right?

Izana: it's his fault Draken died tho

Draken: stfu no it's not

Draken: i'm at peace with my death, and tbh i wouldn't have it any other way. i entrusted my life to Takemitchy so he could save Mikey. he's gonna win

Izana: 😕

Baji: okok enough about Mikey

Baji: can we talk about Hakkai???

Baji: he's so fucking funng to me. every single time something comes out of his mouth i shit myself laughing

Shinichiro: he's such a simp lmao

Baji: 🤨

Baji: weren't you the biggest simp of your generation??

Baji: you would lock eyes with someone and fall in love with them

Shinichiro: i had attachment issues 🙁

Shinichiro: there's nothing wrong with wanting to be loved damn

Izana: please don't cry

Izana: we don't know what to do when you cry

Emma: just hug him, it calms him down

Draken: really??

Draken: i hugged him when he was crying and it just got louder and more intense

Shinichiro: i'm right here guys

Izana: idk what to do when people cry so i just watch them until they get uncomfortable and stop crying

Emma: :/

Emma: you did that to me when i was younger

Emma: but you weren't a psychopath back then so it wasn't as weird

Izana: sorry ig

Izana: although i never said it sorry for orchestrating your death and stuff

Shinichiro: ngl that shit had me heartbroken i wish you guys just gotten along

Shinichiro: i just wanted my little siblings to love each other

Emma: he's crying harder

Baji: Shinichiro stfu you're a grown adult

Shinichiro: i'm not crying

Draken: you're literally weeping

Shinichiro: it's just

Izana: no one asked

Shinichiro: Senju's gonna have to fight Wakasa and Benkei

Shinichiro: i can't fucking take this

Shinichiro: i'm overwhelmed rn

Shinichiro: WHAT ARE THEY EVEN DOING IN THE KANTOU

Shinichiro: WHERE'S OMI

Draken: i think Waka and Benkei are looking after Mikey

Draken: probably guilty or smth

Draken: i'm annoyed tho

Emma: at what

Draken: Hanma

Draken: i fucking hate that dude jesus fucking christ

Emma: he put me 6 feet under 😔

Baji: jack skeleton lookin ass slenderman bitch ass mf

Draken: i wish I'd killed him tbh

Draken: or Kisaki

Baji: FUCK KISAKI

Baji: HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SUBMITTING ASSIGNMENTS WHAT WAS HE DOING KILLING PEOPLE OMFG

Emma: can't believe a 13 year old took part in my murder 😭

Shinichiro: ...

Shinichiro: kids are nifty little fellas

Shinichiro: they come outta no where

Izana: don't try to justify getting killed by a 12 year old

Izana: that was embarrassing

Emma: yeah Shin you could have dogged why did you turn around so slowly💀

Shinichiro: y'all acting all cool by being mean to me and shit

Shinichiro: when you were deeply affected by my death😕

Shinichiro: you love me

Emma: you're still a pathetic old man 😁

Emma: ily <3

Draken: :/

Emma: he's my brother :(((

Emma: but i love you too Ken :)) <3

Draken: :)

Izana: disgusting

Izana: repulsive

Izana: revolting

Baji: stfu you never experienced love

Izana: 😐

Shinichiro: Keisuke🙁

Baji: sorry

Baji: change of subject

Baji: i think Haru might kill someone

Emma: oh definitely

Izana: no question about it

Shinichiro: c'mon guys give him a little credit he might change

Baji: Haru's fucked up, Takemitchy's gonna have to come up with another genius plan or smth :/

Emma: Senju'll save him

Emma: i wish I'd been friends with Senju

Emma: girlboss

Emma: i want her to beat Mikey's ass

Baji: remember that one time she girlbossed too close to the sun

Draken: while i was in Brahman i wanted to fight her but i didn't wanna live with the embarrassment

Emma: of losing to a girl?

Draken: of losing to someone who's 5 feet

Emma: i'm 4'9

Draken: Emma i was talking about fighting

Emma: :(

Draken: ily

Emma: :)

Shinichiro: ok guys we get it you're capable of being loved you can stop now

Emma: no bitches?? 🤔

Emma: i'm sorry

[https-sen]

Nekoma Bf's Being Needy HC's

Just them wanting cuddles and your attention (yes the reader is the big spoon, & the dom role here and yes this is sfw dw)

Pairing(s): Kenma, Kuroo, and Lev x gn!Reader

Genre: Fluff (and a dash of crack commentary)

Warnings: Swearing; & NOT PROOFREAD!!

A/N: yo ive reached 100+ followers so why not come back with this ehe 😼 there was supposed to be yaku but i gave up and didnt know what to write for him so yeah 🤥

follow me if you wanna see more haikyuu, obey me, and genshin x reader fics cmon now im waiting 🤺 and gimme asks i only have 3 reqs and just lmk if you dont want me to give your @ out 👹👺

ps might be doing a karasuno, seijoh, and date tech vers so lmk

Masterlist

Kenma Kozume

♡This little bitch 😦

♡He get's all pouty if youre busy and traces shapes and/or letters on your palm if he gets bored while waiting

♡If youre not busy he'll start complaining like, "You aren't doing shit, now come spoon me 😠"

♡If you ignore him he'll 100% squeeze into your lap by full force and never let go until you AT LEAST give him head scritches

♡If you decide to stop whatever youre doing he'll go, "Aha! I knew i'd win!! I came feet first during birth, you cant do shit! I'm that powerful 😼"

♡But once he gets his remarks out of the way oh boy he's so soft and just melts in your warmth

♡Has the audacity to tell you that you smell bad while HUGGING YOU TIGHTER 😕⁉️

♡His grip while cuddling is just so tight to the point you almost turn blue ksbehwhw If you try to move just lil he'll tighten his grip, so good luck going to the bathroom 😹‼️

♡This mf really goes, "Piss in your pants or sumn we can clean it up later" Bro what 😟

Kuroo Tetsurō

♡This mf threatens to get a RESTRAINING ORDER on you if you rob him of his most valuable possession, your loving attention, hugs and kisses 🧑🏻‍🦲

♡He remembers what you like and dont like very, very, VERY well so expect.. bribes kind offers and treats from him and tell you all you have to do is stop whatever shit is being done on your laptop 🤡

♡If you do however take the bribes kind offers, he'll snatch your ass up and fucking 🏃SPRINT🏃 from the living room to your shared bedroom and make you spoon him while watching 'The Good Doctor' (i love tgd no judgement) 🤺

♡If you dont, he'll sit on the FLOOR and just hug your leg as he waits while showing you tiktoks as he constantly hits his head since he somehow forgets the coffee table is right fucking next to him 💀

♡He would nuzzle your knee as he just stares at whatever youre typing and say, "Oh whats that? 😯" every 15 minutes

Lev Haiba

♡Whiny asshole 😒

♡He's basically a gigantic baby, he even needs you to hold his hand while going to the bathroom (and just talk about random things as he takes a shit)

♡So my guy be SOBBING if youre not paying attention to him

♡This mf keeps on tugging on your shirt only for him to point at his cheek so he can get a lil kiss like, "Kith now. Now kith.👹"

♡He'll ask you (like the voice in the obwama-chyan meme) as he puts his head on your right thigh, "Cuddle me plith? 😣 I'll do the dishes for a month 😣 I'll even let you pick wherever to go on our date for a week 😣"

♡I have no idea why'd you say no to that, its better than getting sued by you-know-who 🤨

♡As your laptop is about to shut down, my guy tosses it on the favourite armchair you like to sit on and JUMPS on top of you

♡He likes to tell you about what he watched on his phone, help you cook popcorn if you both wanted to watch a movie or just take a nice nap together 💕

[luvsellie]

DATING DRUIG WOULD INCLUDE...

pairing druig x fem!reader | wc 0.9k | requested ? yes | note he <3

• is the biggest flirt known to mankind

• now, ik we already are aware of that but JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN'T !!

• “you wanna kiss me so badly, don’t you?”

• teases you endlessly, both physically and verbally

• exhibit a - leans in as if he’s gonna kiss you and then looks down at you like you’re crazy because you’re just standing there waiting for his lips to fall on yours

• PLEASE I'M LAUGHING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

• you’d open your eyes like 🙂 ??

• and druig would be the exact definition of 🤨

• exhibit b - “you have to stop doing that” “what?” “saying things that make me want to kiss you” *cue your face going hot and turning away with wide eyes*

• *sigh* the things he does to you (he's more aware of it than you are my dear)

• so, of course, he uses that to his advantage, much to your displeasure :')

• i don't think he's super big on pda, but, as seen in the movie, i think he'd hold you close, a hand on your waist, or even give you a quick kiss on the cheek when either of you has to leave for a period of time

• now, he may be a huge flirt and tease, BUT WHEN YOU DO IT BACK-

• mans has no clue how to act

• possibly the embodiment of 😶 and 🧍

• it’d just be a simple compliment too and he’d feel absolutely jittery inside

• like, you could be playing with his hands or something and say “your hands are really nice” with a small sigh and smile and he will somehow fall even more in love with you than he was five seconds ago

• okay back to him being a fucking flirt bc idk about you but i live for the oneshots and hc’s of him flirting/teasing the living shit out of the reader bc it makes me scream into my pillow before i continue reading 👍

• anyways. so in the scene in the flashback where he threatens to tell ajak abt makkari stealing the artifact ?? (praying to god i’m not just making something up rn)

• WELL

• let’s replace it w/ you two at a table in the corner, probably just sipping on something and talking when druig somehow turns the lovely conversation into him shamelessly flirting with you

• “i scratch and bite, i don’t need someone watching over me 24/7” you’d snap back at a random remark he made, taking a sip from your cup, sure there’s no way he could do more with that

• this mf deadass goes “you’ll crawl and beg too, darling”

• *chokes on drink*

• dw i did too it’s okay

• y’all need to start writing more smuts w him using mind control pls i am begging

• k sorry for the slight detour back to regular programming

• BUT THIS MAN IS SO SWEET

• when the two of you go on walks you bet your ass he’s the type of lover to randomly pick flowers and give them to you :(

• he’ll even do that whole cliche thing where he puts it behind your ear UGHHAVSUANAI

• oh my god he’d trace words on your back too

• like, when it’s the middle of the night (or even the morning) and you can’t sleep, he’d just talk to you and trace things with his finger ☹️☹️

• going off of that little scenario, that is most likely how he told you he loved you for the first time; you had to guess what he was saying and obv it was 'i love you'

• but but but HIS ACCENT !!!!! PLUS HIS VOICE WHEN HE’S SLEEPY !!!!! 💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳

• i could go on and on abt him, good lord

• alright onto the nsfw 😏 (guys i swear i use that emoji ironically)

• and i am apologizing in advance bc i am in fact a lesbian so the only things i am referencing while writing hetero sex are other nsfw ff’s bc i have no clue what im doing 💀

• n e way i think he’s a dom 100% no questions asked

• also prefers to give rather than receive, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t enjoy a good bj every once in awhile

• totally wouldn’t mind using his power on you (only if you consent to it tho !!)

• probs into overstimulation and toying with you - he enjoys the faces you make when he takes away your release 😩

• alright that’s honestly all i can say nsfw wise IM SORRY I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IM DOING 😭

• but back to him being the best bf ever 🤲

• WOULD GIVE YOU RANDOM KISSES !!

• for example, when your busy and he suddenly craves your affection, he’d just walk up to you, wrap his arms around your middle, and press a kiss to your temple

• ugh the compulsory heterosexuality i have for this man ☝️☝️

• okay, best for last, but i also am a firm believer that he’s not afraid to flirt w you around others (even tho he’s not super big on pda)

• i mean, he’s gotta let people know you're his somehow, right?

• oh OH OH HES REALLY BIG ON THE PET NAMES "doll," "dear," "love," "beautiful," and "darling" !!

• and has a thing for putting the word "my" in front of your name or whenever he's referring to you - he always makes sure to relate you back to him :')

[eternallyhyucks]

annoying things enhypen would do

pairing: enhypen x gn! reader

word count: 617

genre/warnings: fluff , none

—note: sorry for not writing in so long!! i have break soon, so hopefully ill be able to write then :)

— also these are all jokes, i mean no harm by anything i wrote here!!

𖤐 ྀ

heeseung

smirk all the time.

all the damn time.

have u guys seen that one video of him at a fansign🙄let me beat him up rq one sec😇/j

i can imagine him coming home after a while and you’re all excited to see him bc he’d been gone for so long

and when u go to hug him, hes all

“😏😏😏missed me😏😏😏”

BOY IF U DONT STFU

simply just walk away and he’ll run after u like “wait y/n😩i was joking ill pretend ur not obsessed w me”

u love him nonetheless

jay

buy too many things for you

i was watching hometown cha cha cha and this reminded me of the police guy buying the main girl’s friend a bunch of gifts LMAO

it would start off as cute and ur like “omg jay u didnt have to” and then hes like “it’s okay i like buying you things😁”

but then it’d be a random tuesday and he will pull out something you casually said u wanted 2 months ago and ur like ???????????

“jay why”

“u said u wanted it”

u have to give him a pep talk

“jay i love u AND will continue to even if u dont buy me so many gifts”

jake

laugh while ur trying to be serious

ive been thinking about this since niki did the heartbreak anniversary thing & jake broke into a smile for a second when niki got close to him LMFAO HELP

you could be telling him off for smthg and this mf would be like🙂

“LITERALLY WHY ARE U SMILING YOU BROKE THE OVEN JAKE”

“idk ur cute when ur mad”

u would wanna give him a nice punch in the face but also sit and give him a fat hug bc hes so freaking adorable

either way he’d win tbh

sunghoon

tease you

for everything.

similar to heeseung but instead smirking, he’d run away or dodge u if u go to hug him

i already know he’d be the type to lean in to kiss you and then smile and move away as soon as you lean into him

“oh my god u want me so bad”

“IM GONNA PUNCH YOU SO BAD”

“do it😏”

sunoo

hes too nice

it’s not annoying but sometimes u need someone to tell you that you look like an ugly rat but he wont do that

smfh sunoo

“hey how does this look”

“u look amazing as always☺️”

and u appreciate it but DAMN

at some point you’d do ur makeup ugly or dress in a weird and random combination just to see if he says anything

and he wont

so u yell at him to tell u when u look ugly so u dont walk out looking all gross

jungwon

outsmart u

with anything

he seems like the type to brag ab getting a 98 if u got a 92 but i feel like he would also end up helping or giving you answers later

he would also do ANYTHING to prove his point

you could be in an argument and he would end lives just prove that he’s right

just let him, he’ll never stop

niki

making ur mom jokes

at everything

i do this all the time so is it really annoying🤨🤨

“hey can u pass me the remote”

“ur mom passed me the remote last night😏”

“niki what does that even mean”

ur mom joke supremacy

©eternallyhyucks

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[lcandothisallday]

bae. BAE! I loved part 3 so much! I’m typing out reactions so be patient. I literally read it twice because I was too excited the first time I read it too quick. Jeremy coming prepared even tho he broke asf did something to me, I know I’m like don’t entertain the broke guys but he’s changing the rules. “Now I don’t know about you…but I kinda don’t want this date to end yet so are you down to hang out some more?” he asked. A man who knows what he wants 😍 BITCH this waitress better knock it off before I fight 🤨 car conversation not helping his case pls I’m laughing crying 😭😭 “I’ve moved on to bigger and better things,” he mused, winking your way. I assumed he was talking about her ass I’m sorry 😂😂 Hmm but you're my thing and I wanna be able to keep up with your interest," you shrugged. IM SO MF SOFT 🥹🥹 This is literally perfection and i love it sm! - ⛽️

STOP OMG IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT🥺🫶🏼🫶🏼 a lot of it is gonna make sense later hehe🤭🤭

LOL the waitress bit was cos an anon suggested it but I felt it was fitting😋

[kaveuh]

hello!! i would like a tr matchup :D

- i’m a istj 6w7

- personality : i am blunt and straightforward, often described as mean (usually only w ppl i don’t like😒). i tend to overthink a lot rip. i care a lot abt my appearance, often prioritizing it since i care a lot abt what others think of me. i’m pretty reserved and aloof usually but with friends im more loud. i’m picky of my friends and who i interact w bc i dictate my opinions of ppl based on their most prevalent traits that i’ve seen. i take nothing at face value i always question motives, ideas, etc. and i’m always paranoid😭 i deeply treasure those i care abt through my love languages which are acts of service and gift giving <3 some of my kins : asuka (eva), mai (jjk), junko (nana), angel devil (csm), + akaashi (hq)

- hobbies : shopping, reading, NAPPING, pottery + playing w my cat ^·ω·^

- style : gyaru!! my poor wallet 😭😭 specifically the agejo sub-style

- dream date : somewhere reserved yet comfortable such as a picnic, cafe date, or by a vineyard

[ note ] TYSM! also im seeing so many istjs omg where are my fellow estps 🤨

I SHIP YOU WITH… ✦%˖ ࣪ ꒷⁩ ࣪˖ ☁️

b. keisuke 🕷🕸

• we all know baji is romantic on the inside 😼 he’s the type of mf to ask his mom about where to take you out on a date and would get teased about it

• feel like he’d take you out to burn cars as well but yk LMAO

• baji doesn’t understand why you need to look good for others tbh, he thinks you’re perfect the way you are! will def try and boost your ego and it works everytime.

• “[y/n] you’re already attractive, stop that” “yes, you’re prettier than any other person in the school.”

• he’s actually really skilled with getting you to calm down when overthinking! baji usually brings you the stray cats that had came inside my room to play with whenever you’re feeling down as well ‼️

• ok ngl the people are you two are probably thinking: “oh shit these bitches are troublemakers… we should go.” then in reality you’re literally petting cats in the streets 😭

• BAJI WILL HOLD SHOPPING BAGS FOR YOU! YOU CANT TELL ME HE WOULDN’T ‼️ because he would.

• you’d probably have some enemies to lovers type of shi with baji bcs yk… people usually just see his personality when he’s fighting with toman, then you see him on the streets feeding cats 🧍‍♀️

• overall baji keisuke = best boyfriend ever because i said so and it’s canon

[tojiscrack]

HAPPY NEW YEAR SUMAYAAAAA

i've made my return to your inbox once more

'never sending asks to entitled mfs ever again 🫨'

dude yeah. anytime i send an ask to someone ab like nonrequest stuff, and they dont respond, i never send an ask again 💀💀💀💀

'bUT I’M NOT UNCULTURED I SWEAR 😭'

right... enjoy your beans and toast....

'i’m literally gonna hijack a plane going to canada, i swear 😕'

LMAOOO I SUPPORT IT

'i was younger, and now i’m older, but i mean irl. like yuji’s birth year (alongside his friends) is around 2002-2003.'

OHHHHHH OKAY THAT MAKES MORE SENSE! i was scared u were like 13 or something.............

i was also born a few years after yuji but considering that we're in the same grade equivalent that makes sense LMAO

'i’m literally gonna go out into society as an emo one day just for the feels 😭'

I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DO IT WITH MEEEE

'WHAT OTHER ABNORMAL CREATURE IN JJK HAS FOUR ARMS? HE’S SO GREEDY, LIKE WTH DO YOU NEED TWO OF EVERYTHING FOR? 🤨👎🏽'

LMAOOO JESUS CHRIST....

one of my friends is a huge sukuna fucker and everytime i send her an edit of him she goes feral- it's hilarious

'oh i’ve got smth all right 😭'

i'm so excited

'i still can’t get this one scene out of my head and i’m not even gonna tell you what it is ‘cause you probably wouldn’t know it'

unfortunately i think i know what ur referencing.... just cause i didnt finish the movie doesn't mean i dont know what happens in it....

'wait i’m not aware of how the us gpa system works. isn’t 91 still good???'

okay so. let me explain this. my school is weird bc we're a private college prep school so pretty much every other school uses a 4.0 scale and we use a percent scale but you can very easily have a 91 gpa while having 2 c's. it's rlly weird but it's true. and unfortunately that is my scenario.

'why would she touch a homeless-looking-m*le like you? the standard he had of himself is way too high 😀'

LMAO THATS CRAZYYYY

'STOP I LOVE INSTANT NOODLES 😟 I LITERALLY BOUGHT TWO LARGE PACKS OF THE BULDAK HABANERO LIME RAMEN ONES RIGHT AFTER THE M*N INCIDENT'

OMG THATS MY FAV BULDAK FLAVOR! I GET IT EVERYTIME I GO TO HMART W MY FRIENDS!

'lmk what you get for ur secret santa tho 😋'

I GOT 12 PACKETS OF SHIN RAMEN 💪💪💪💪💪

'no bc figurines shouldn’t be that expensive'

EXACTLY BRUH

'my catoru gojo plushie was like £15, and it’s not even that big so?? 😭'

inflation these days, man. i rmbr i bought my haikyuu plushies in 2020 (the oikawa one and a kuroo one) and they were so much cheaper than they are now.....

'they need to bring all these prices down bc rich ppl don’t even enjoy the same shit broke ppl do 🤨'

YEAH BRUHHH

now time for my life update!

within the first 30 minutes of 2025, i spent it reading through my old texts w my old situationship

and ive come to realize that when he breaks up with his gf, i will be first in line

AND ITS SAD

bc yes he treated me rlly well during our situationship BUT HE WAS ALSO TALKING TO HIS EX GF DURING OUR SITUATIONSHIP

but lowk i think he was just looking for whoever showed him interest first and i never blatantly told him i liked him (we would be dating by now if i had bruh)

BUT WHATEVERRRRR

how is your new years so far queen

i'm realizing how long my asks are LMAOOO

OH IM JUST NOW READING THE HASHTAGS!

'how did you come up with it?'

literally its the least deep username ever LMAO

i needed a username for ao3 bc my old one was too long and i planned on publishing so i was trying to think of somthing and i think i was drinking soup at the time so i wanted it to be soups but that was taken so it became seoups!

I ALSO LOVE GIFTS! thats why i have big birthday parties LMAOOO

HAPPY NEW YEARRRR ML 🫶🏽🫨

i love seeing you in my inbox, it’s soo 😋💞

and you’re just like me. now that ik tumblr does indeed have that feature, i’m not sending another ask to these celebrities 🤨

‘right… enjoy your beans on toast…’ — okay first and foremost, DON’T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT 😭 one thing about white english ppl is that their full english breakfast is so good 😔 they genuinely ate when making that

but i love cultural food ofc 😫 like asian spices over anything tyvm 😋 it has to be enough to keep me on the toilet at 3am regretting my life choices but knowing i’d do it again

‘i was scared you were like 13 or something…’ — omg no 😟 we’re the same age 😋 i turned 18 in october 🤧 i wanna be 17 forever, sigh

‘I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DO IT WITH MEEE’ — just do it on ur own atp 🥴 i changed my makeup style slightly so it’s more of a darker look. taking it step by step before i randomly turn into an emo and go into the streets of london, waiting to be hate crimed 💀

also ur friend being a sukuna truther is just pure betrayal by association 😀 i’m literally that (and worse) for gojo 🤞🏽😔

and the american education system will never not confuse me, and i feel like that has to be a trigger warning for LL, ‘cause i’m gonna have to mention their major exams at several points in the story 😭 just expect a note at the top going ‘yeah i’m still so lost with the US grading system, don’t expect accuracy, enjoy!’

‘OMG THAT’S MY FAV BULDAK FLAVOUR’ — literally same. i’ve seen so many ppl say it tastes like soap and i’m just so lost? like the lime flavour is so nice 😫 i pair it with cold cucumbers and it’s so refreshing

‘I GOT 12 PACKETS OF SHIN RAMEN’ — WOOHOO 🥳 but unpopular opinion, i don’t really like shin ramen ☹️ i have a buldak obsession instead :/

‘now for my life update!’ — 😋😋😋

‘within the first 30 minutes of 2025, i spent it reading through my old texts with my old situationship’ — ooh… 😧

‘and i’ve come to realise that when he breaks up with his gf, i will be first in line’ — girl stop, i’ve seen this movie before 😭

and i didn’t like the ending 😐 (is this ur taylor swift moment? 🥴)

‘be yes he treated me really well during our situationship, BUT HE WAS ALSO TALKING TO HIS EX GF DURING OUR SITUATIONSHIP’ — okay, so listen carefully, ‘cause us girls as a community can not, will not, and will NEVER lose another girly to the ugly m*le gender again… doesn’t matter how well he treated you in that moment, if he spoke to his ex during ur situationship, he never treated you well. he was treating himself instead 🤨 and i mean that in the nicest way possible!

‘but lowk i think he was just looking for whoever showed him interest first and i never blatantly told him i liked him (we would be dating by now if i had bruh)’ — YOU DODGED A BULLET THO 😭 LIKE THIS SHOWED YOU HIS TRUE COLOURS, LIKE IF THAT’S HOW HE BEHAVES IN ANY SCENARIO, HE’S NOT WORTH ANY GIRL’S (WITH SELF RESPECT) TIME 😟

yes indeed. whateverrr, leave him it in 2024 😋

‘how is your new years so far queen’ — so bland. i mean i entered tt and saw everyone going back to the 2020 anime pfps and ofc i had to join innnn 😫 but deep down ik that going back will never be possible. i’ve reached legal adulthood and back in 2020, i was just a teenage girl reading a shit ton of fanfics at 3am under the stars in my loft ☹️ i’m feeling homesick for 2020, and any time i check the date and it says we’re FIVE years past that, i wanna throw up 🤧

rant over 😟 sorry! 😭😭

‘i'm realising how long my asks are’ — and that is literally NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL. in fact, i encourage it, and i look forward to it 😇🫶🏽

I’VE ALSO SEEN SO MANY TUMBLR USERS EXPLAINING THEIR USERS THE SAME WAY YOU DID HAHAA

today i got a late christmas present from my friend’s mum (fuzzy socks and a set of makeup brushes)! but honestly, as much as i love gifts, i don’t mind getting a shit ton of food delivered to myself and calling that a gift instead 😋

or an iced latte sidjeijdiejdjehdhwh

[delcakoo]

HEY KOOKIE POOKIE 🥵

Ok I came back from the hostage I mean school 🙄🙄 I kept thinking about ur blog and my req and almost fell asleep 💤 man old people just talking while others are just listening knocks me out. It’s always when they’re giving their boty spiel that my brain decides for me to shut down 💀💀 AND I ALWAYS GET REPRIMANDED TOO BUT ITS THE TESCHERS FAULT ANYWAY 👺👺

so yeah I kept thinking about ur headcannons 🤭 butterflies every time. But yk i stop thinking about them CUZ WHAT IF JOHNNY CAN READ MY MIND?!?

And also I’m sorry for asking for a req I didn’t read your pinned thing and I js read and realised it was closed ☹️ sorry 🥺

Also is the correct spelling realized or realised?! omg help

BUT YWAH THAT WAS ME HOW WAS YORU DAY?!?!

ANYWAYS ILY GREMIE 👺👺👺👺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

KUMAAAA I MISSED YOU AOEUEUE HIHIHI LOVE I JUST GOT BACK FROM SCHOOL TOO 😭 WTF OUR TIMEZONES UR LITERALLY HOURS AHEAD OF ME

NO FR LIKE ALL THE TEACHERS AT MY SCHOOL NEED TO BE SENT TO SENIOR CITIZEN HOMES ITS 😕😕😕 I HAVE LIKE 3 MIDDLE AGE TEACHERS GTHE REST ARE LITRALLY BALDING.

HELPP KUMA DO NOT FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS YOU MF 😭 IM HONORED YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT MY FICS BUT STOP RN YOU NEED TO USE YOUR BIG BRAIN AND FOCUS 🤬🤬 AND WHO TF IS JOHNNY ???? DO INEED TO FIGHT HIM 🤨🤨🤬🤬

tho i do agree if they want you to pay attention they should start actually being interesting 🙄🙄 literally they be talking with the most monotone voice and no personality and expect us to learn anything.. be fr

DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT LIKE I SAID YOU GET A FREE PASS PLUS I RLLY LIKED UR IDEAS SO SHHHHH 🥰🥰 MY DAY WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD DESPITE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS IN ALL MY CLASSES <3 I GOT SUPER LUCKY WITH MY SCHEDULE 🫶 AND AND I DUNNO ABOUT YOU BUT IN CANADA ITS BEEN SO HOT LATELY BUT I LOWKEY LOVE IT SM AND IM SAVORING IT BEFORE IT GETS COLD AF LIKE IT ALWAYS IS HERE 😒😒😒

ngl i think its like in some places it realise and some places its realize.. idfk and i honestly gave up trying to figure it out 🥰

ARE U CALLING ME A GREMLIN???!!! 🤬🤬🤬 ilyt tho 🫶🫶🫶❤️❤️❤️I HOPE UR DAY WAS AMAZINF BESIDES ALMOST FALLING ASLEEP 🙏🙏