#Mashed And Confused

[sadboyclown]

some studies that I ended up fully rendering just to feel something lol

[martitheevans]

Shows from the 60s/70s will always consist of the main characters going through the most insane, life-changing, traumatising experience and then having a shot of them all laughing together at the end and proceeding to never speak of it ever again

[veryaren]

reaction image for when short fur affinity kleptomaniac won't put your cravat down

[8thparadox]

His bisexuality and straunch morality have bewitched me

[loverboy1717]

I need people to be okay with characters being ugly. And I’m not getting bogged down in “ugly being a social construct yada yada.” Yall know what I mean. I need for people to stop making fan art that claims to represent canon that openly ignores major character descriptions by making them conventionally hot.

Palamades Sextus? Canonically weak and stringy. When he smiles he becomes beautiful. But he has resting bitch face. Why is a good chunk of the fan art him looking like a scruffy prince? Or like lanky muscles and boyish charm like a Netflix romcom heart throb? Stop. That’s a wet piece of yarn.

The biggest one that kills me is Paige Mahoney. Paige has been tortured mentally and physically for four books. She canonically has scars on her face, arms, palms, and basically her whole body. She has bloodless purplish lips cus of low oxygen. Stop drawing her in moody purplish black honey lip balm. That’s not a slay. It’s a circulation fuck up, bestie. She is constantly covered in mud and blood and gross water and bruises and scabs. Why are we pretending she is a button nosed, porcelain skinned movie star? Yes she has blonde hair and blue eyes but that’s where the starlet vibes stop.Homie does parkour and shoves her soul out of her own body as a weapon. She is almost always bleeding from her nose or wincing at her messed up wrist or disheveled from following a lead. People feminizing her to the extreme weirds me out.

Y’all need to be okay loving a character without forcing beauty standards on them.

[harbingerofsoup]

don’t let armandaniel win, it’s devil’s minion

[megatronusprimedecal]

"Where'd you get this scar, Father?"

Dear Ma || Episode Sixteen || Season Four

[firenadia]

funny little comic i made while finishing lb1 [ft musashi with my mastersona, and gudako being remy the rat]

[yumeyuyumeyume]

☆ did the yume thingy ☆

template + reference (middle pic)

[j-b-honeydew]

Mash trending mash trending mash trending! I used to dream of times like this.

[angelic-guardienne]

Noctis and Prompto Lilo and Stitch au! You know that scene where Lilo asks foe the nicest angel they have and it cuts to Stitch maniacally laughing??? Noct is Lilo and Prompto is Stitch!

god i was answering this and tumblr glitched and deleted all of it 😭😭 like bruhhhhh

anyway ik this isnt exactly what you were thinking but all i can think is "kid with strict parents" noctis and "zero adult supervision" prompto. and they get into sooooo much trouble together

it goes from "being glad that noctis is getting out of the house and hanging out with other kids from his class" straight to "forced to work a minimum wage job as punishment" rather quickly 😂😂

not that prompto is a bad kid, far from it. it's just like in ATLA where Aang is competent on his own and Sokka is competent on his own but put them together and you get two idiots? yeah exactly that

regis is perfectly fine with it and even finds it amusing. he thinks of noctis getting into trouble as a rite of passage of being a teenager

gladio, ignis, and the crownsguard on the other hand are pulling their damn hair out chasing these two boys around 😂

they were instructed to just hang back and let noctis do his thing, protect from a distance and all that. except some of the shenanigans require a more hands on approach in the form of ignis's famous scolding lectures and gladio's famous slap to the back of the head

lots and lots of "they're not seriously gonna do that, right?" and "oh gods, they're already doing it"

oh!! jail for noctis!! minimum wage job jail!! jail for noctis for one thousand years!!!

[roscoehamiltons]

the way it's 2024 and we are still having multiple drivers pronounce 'zhou' as 'zoo' 🙄

[ro-doodles]

Why is my dash getting suddenly flooded with Mash posts?

Do… do I need to watch Mash?

[hballegro]

i was not finished

bj has very slight changes from the last time you saw him [a few hrs ago] and hawk is Here

now me and bestie for the restie can be babygirl old men and you can too

[froggychair05]

How would you feel if someone sprinkled instant mashed potatoes all over your lawn at night while it rained? Like, would you be mad when you woke up to see mashed potatoes everywhere??

I think that would be. Not fun?

[penrdagon]

so i think the way i'll kinda do this is by having the novels and films as separate verses .... maybe. literally the timeline kinda goes

> howl is a wizard in wales belonging to a loose fraternity of wizards > breaks a rugby lads sister's heart at 16 and opens the door to ingary (another world) where he decides to move permanently > studies under mrs pentstemmon and is her last and best student (insane magical prowess, do we expect any less) > at 19 makes a contract with calcifer and gives him his heart which boosts his own power > at 20 quits his apprenticeship, becomes a hermit and constructs the moving castle > 21 michael shows up on his doorstep and he makes him his apprentice > 22 he dates the witch of the waste and then dumps her when she falls in love with him, allows rumours about him to spread to protect his privacy

and then from there the rest is split into the events of the novel and the film - which i'll have to make separate carrd pages/posts for just so people get the gist. the hard part is the character differences for mrs pentstemmon because she becomes madame suliman and then wizard suliman doesn't exist so. i feel like there has to be two separate ways of doing it for people who want to follow the film and novel adaptations :p can you sense the confusion in my tone. can you. all you need to know is howl jenkins pendragon is a man of many names and WILL break ur heart <3 !!!! he's adaptable to most verses that include some fantasy element as a wandering wizard with his little moving castle and heart separated from his body in the shape of his fire - demon :p uhhh. yeah thats kinda it