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mobgoblin · 6 months ago

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Queued right up for it

#this makes me think of that one post that’s like ‘i’m a 🪲 fan or a 🪲 hater based on whichever feels funnier in the moment’#growing up on them is maybe just like that #the beatles #chatter tag

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guiiay · 7 months ago

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jinx and isha visit a walmart

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sentientsky · 3 months ago

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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

#maybe it’s cause i’m arospec #but this just hits so hard for me every time #we were once friends. we once chased each other in the playground. we held one another’s still beating hearts in our palms #not to say u can’t have that as lovers but idk. friendship just hits rly hard for me #on friendship #tropes #writing #aromantic

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queer-crusader · 2 months ago

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Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

#no-one puts these on my dash except a wrongly optimistic tumblr saying “based on your likes!”#tumblr when did i ever show any interest in CoD in either game or fic form #anyway. just common courtesy i feel #not to mention a good little intro works more enticingly than a wall of text so you might draw more interest #but maybe that's just me #anne speaks

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blorboresidue · 10 months ago

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is #mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is #I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it #....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves

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horsefigureoftheday · 12 days ago

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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

#not horse of the day #i really did think the furreal pony flamethrower was common knowledge #but no one mentioned it in the notes so? maybe not??

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criiitter · 6 months ago

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how did sonic even get him to take that?

#art #artists on tumblr #sonic the hedgehog #sonic 3 #sonic and shadow #digital art #my art #sonadow #sth #sth fanart #sonic movie 3 #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow comic #one day they will cross out 'best friends' and write 'boyfriends'....#i was gonna say one can only dream but then i realized i literally made this #maybe i'll make a part 2 mwahahaha

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swan2swan · 1 year ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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moviegremlin · 15 days ago

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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?

#game changer #dropout tv #one and done #ele woods #sam reich #tao yang #idk if someone already did this #but like this is so American of Sam #maybe his next initiative part of Dropout America 🤔

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remynisce · 25 days ago

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if you dislike ralsei i do not trust you

#rem draws #deltarune #kris dreemurr #ralsei deltarune #susie deltarune #deltarune spoilers #well mild ones but. still #deltarune chapter 3 #deltarune chapter 4 #chapter 3 spoilers #chapter 4 spoilers #again. only minor ones. and i think a shit ton of people already played through all of it in one sitting so maybe yall dont even gotta worr #anyways ralsei has def become one of my favorites thanks to these past few chapters #like yessss go through your existential crisis arc

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ineveryfandom · 2 months ago

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bruce and dick, father and son? classic. batman and robin, partners in justice? exciting. bruce and dick, brothers with a huge age gap? more likely than you think.

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Jason: *loses in a game against bruce*

Bruce, patting his back: it’s alright son, let’s play again

Dick: *loses in a game against bruce*

Bruce: that’s for calling me old

Dick, screaming at Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?!

Duke, new to the fam, very concerned: what’s happening?

Tim: you don’t wanna know

Duke, nervous: …is it something really bad?

Tim, gravely: yes

Dick, shaking Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?! HOW COULD YOU DRINK MY SMOOTHIE?!

Duke: