#Minerva Spade

[cyberangel990]

RAHHH FIRST TIME SHARING ART ON MY MAIN ACC !!

And it’s OC fan art lmaooo

I’ve also got my own oc in there too, this was rly just some silly doodles I did cus I love @azvxle’s OC way too much she’s sm fun to draw

[ladies-of-fiction]

Ladies of Cupid Parasite

Lynette Mirror/Cupid

Minerva, Melanie Tatchell, Catherine Spade/Venus

Kagura, Claris Tia

[ilthehazzaphcsmorethanmyparents]

Incorrect mauraders quotes inspired by me and my friends:

Remus Lupin: Put that bitch in a ditch

Minerva Mcgonagoll: There is homework. But I don’t really care. Do it if you want. Im on holiday too.

Some student: Nice Professor. Where are you going?

Minerva: To my bed.

James: Oh my god it’s so slippery in here

(Sirius tries to push him)

Regulus: Why didn’t Mother drop kick you as a baby

Sirius: I don’t know

Sirius: It’s raining… sadly not men but what can you do?

(In a gardening centre)

Fleamont (shouts) : Do you need a hoe?

Euphemia: No. No thank you.

Fleamont: I meant the spade fork, not the prostitue.

[wonderlandnet]

♤♡◇♧ Members

Admins:

@nebulousbrainsoup ♤ Lux, Monarch of Spades

@pyeonghongrie ♡ Rie, King of Hearts

@twisted-tales-of-all ◇ Jay, Monarch of Diamonds

@kwanisms ♧ Booki, Empress of Clubs

Members:

@nateezfics || Nat

@yuyusuyu || Dea/Drea

@tinyidle || Ti/Una

@stardragongalaxy || Haru

@staytiny-ville || Kay

@thesolarplanetarysystem || Dani

@pocketjoong || Sky

@yuncheoligans || Nox

@yourlocaljonghoe || Minerva

@wooyoungqueen || Queenie

@mingispelvis || May

@ad0rechuu || Zero

@kitten4sannie || Alyssa

@kpop-stories-21 || Sar

@hee0soo || Kat

@binniebeams || Ness

@seonghwaddict || Lilo

@cybrsan || Michi

@samiiy20 || Samiiy

@ja3hwa || Jae

@seulrinnie-rinrin || Linda

@shocymer || Cy

[annachum]

Lol the Disney Hercules' movie defo got varied reactions from the Greek deities in MCU

Here are some of them

. Zeus : Is actually happy that they portrayed him in a more ' flattering ' light

. Hera : Rolls her eyes at Hera being portrayed as ' sweet and motherly ' in Disney's Hercules

. Hercules : Just LAUGH and enjoys the whole thing cuz Disney's Hercules kinda reminds him of himself when he was younger. He....feels complicated at seeing scenes with Megara tho.

. Poseidon : Is annoyed at WHY Poseidon in the movie doesn't have much scenes yet, then is comforted that Poseidon got more scenes in Disney's Herc series. Loves the whole merman king design of Poseidon in Disney's Herc tho

. Amphitrite : Similar case as above

. Apollo : LOVES how he is portrayed as a bisexual icon that he is in Disney's Hercules franchise. Also defo JAMS to the music in the movie

. Artemis : Laughs at the shenanigans her younger twin brother at times got into in Disney's Hercules, LOVES her being portrayed as a smart and brave huntress goddess who cares for her loved ones deeply

. Aphrodite : Actually impressed and touched with how Aphrodite in Disney's Hercules is curvy and also portrayed as being sexy and smart and determined and NOT just a pretty face

. Hermes : Just LAUGHS about Hermes in Disney's Herc and enjoys the portrayal

. Demeter : Is kinda annoyed that she didn't have much scenes in the movie and has a relatively minor role in the series. Still loves the whole badass harvest goddess thing in Disney's Herc

. Hades and Persephone :

Persephone - Well at least they got you right in spades, dear

Hades - Very flattering, shame they don't have much scenes of you in this installment though

Persephone - Agreed

The 2 share a kiss

. Dionysus : Just LAUGHS and enjoys the scenes Disney's Dionysus is in

. Ares : LAUGHS and goes, in some scenes with Disney's Ares, ' This is painfully accurate ' and enjoys the scenes he is in

. Minerva : LOVES Disney's Athena and enjoys the scenes she is in

[dhr-ao3]

Jack of Spades

Jack of Spades https://ift.tt/J7YzOry by maevenly AU Harry faced Voldemort on May 2, 1998 but the Death Eaters rallied. Hermione, Draco, Harry, Ron, Blaise and the Order scramble to wage a war they don't know how to fight. The Wizarding world and Hermione's sanity hang by a heartstring. Words: 6712, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Minerva McGonagall, Blaise Zabini, Theo, Pansy Parkinson, Arthur Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Marcus Flint Relationships: Hermione Granger/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Action/Adventure, Drama & Romance, Slow Build, Torture, Rescue Missions via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/hl46dts February 21, 2024 at 03:16PM

[meep9898]

💳 “Damn it! How good are you so good at that this?” Will huffed as he took his pants off. He sat Criss-cross applesauce on the floor, with only his boxers on. Minerva meanwhile was fully clothed sans a sock. “You’re cheating somehow… i just haven’t figured it out yet.”

“Aw, come on! It’s not cheating, it’s skill.”

Picking up another card, the techie leaned back, raised her arm, just about ready to reveal her hand, and continued her speech.

“You gotta learn how to count cards if you want a chance at beating me, Will. What? Is that despair I’m saying? That’s not a good poker face, you know~?”

Teasing the younger man, she exposes her hand; a 3, a 5, and a 6 of hearts, a jack of diamonds, and a 9 of spades.

“Though sometimes, you just get unlucky.”

Oh well, there goes the other sock.

[circlekev]

2022: song a day

this is my playlist for last year's song a day picks. have been doing this since 2019 with the playlists hosted on spotify. in the process of migrating to the playlists to youtube and offline because fuck spotify.

jan 1, 2022 misfits - bullet

jan 2, 2022 mgmt - time to pretend

jan 3, 2022 avril lavigne - bite me

jan 4, 2022 bad religion - anxiety

jan 5, 2022 turnstile - t.l.c. (turnstile love connection)

jan 6, 2022 impailers - nuclear cab

jan 7, 2022 turnstile - high pressure

jan 8, 2022 durry - worse for wear

jan 9, 2022 jeru the damaja - d. original

jan 10, 2022 king gizzard & the lizard wizard - black hot soup (dj shadow “my own reality” re-write)

jan 11, 2022 viagra boys - special helmet

jan 12, 2022 dj shadow - midnight in a perfect world

jan 13, 2022 the prodigy - spitfire

jan 14, 2022 unkle - safe in mind (please get this gun from out my face)

jan 15, 2022 a tribe called quest - mr. incognito

jan 16, 2022 the detroit cobras - cha-cha twist

jan 17, 2022 system of a down - psycho

jan 18, 2022 the jimi hendrix experience - gypsy eyes

jan 19, 2022 run the jewels - legend has it

jan 20, 2022 hatebreed - instinctive (slaughterlust)

jan 21, 2022 black flag - louie louie

jan 22, 2022 morphine - honey white

jan 23, 2022 beastie boys - shake your rump

jan 24, 2022 rolling blackouts coastal fever - french press

jan 25, 2022 spiritworld - the bringer of light

jan 26, 2022 p.o.d. - boom

jan 27, 2022 2pac - hit em up

jan 28, 2022 viagra boys - 16 wheeler horse

jan 29, 2022 deftones - minerva

jan 30, 2022 u2 - sunday bloody sunday

jan 31, 2022 el-p - the full retard

feb 1, 2022 two door cinema club - come back home

feb 2, 2022 interpol - obstacle 1

feb 3, 2022 interpol - pda

feb 4, 2022 green day - when i come around

feb 5, 2022 torre florim - firestarter

feb 6, 2022 stormtroopers of death - united forces

feb 7, 2022 slayer - postmortem

feb 8, 2022 masta ace - da grind

feb 9, 2022 dj shadow & run the jewels - nobody speak

feb 10, 2022 helmet - bad mood

feb 11, 2022 kyuss - whitewater

feb 12, 2022 snoop dogg - crip ya enthusiasm

feb 13, 2022 mini mansions - mirror mountain

feb 14, 2022 dboy - post modern trash

feb 15, 2022 polvo - thermal treasure

feb 16, 2022 turnstile - wild world

feb 17, 2022 helmet - role model

feb 18, 2022 the von bondies - c’mon c’mon

feb 19, 2022 i monster - daydream in blue

feb 20, 2022 alice in chains - rooster

feb 21, 2022 nailbomb - wasting away

feb 22, 2022 queens of the stone age - in the fade (rip mark lanegan)

feb 23, 2022 mark lanegan - strange religion

feb 24, 2022 screaming trees - nearly lost you

feb 25, 2022 code orange - you and you alone

feb 26, 2022 the cramps - garbageman

feb 27, 2022 whale - hobo humpin’ slobo babe

feb 28, 2022 viagra boys - sports

mar 1, 2022 mark lanegan - one way street

mar 2, 2022 cleopatrick - sanjake

mar 3, 2022 gang of four - damaged goods

mar 4, 2022 cleopatrick - 2008

mar 5, 2022 metallica - carpe diem baby

mar 6, 2022 a perfect circle - judith

mar 7, 2022 afi - miseria cantare (the beginning)

mar 8, 2022 dead boys - sonic reducer

mar 9, 2022 the jesus lizard - thumbscrews

mar 10, 2022 idles - exeter

mar 11, 2022 transplants - california babylon

mar 12, 2022 the kooks - native

mar 13, 2022 turnstile - holiday

mar 14, 2022 the beatles - long, long, long

mar 15, 2022 the eagles - those shoes

mar 16, 2022 the explosion - conniption fit

mar 17, 2022 white zombie - thunder kiss ’65

mar 18, 2022 motorhead - ace of spades

mar 19, 2022 whores - imposter syndrome

mar 20, 2022 fleetwood mac - the chain

mar 21, 2022 death - keep on knocking

mar 22, 2022 fidlar - alcohol

mar 23, 2022 pantera - becoming

mar 24, 2022 sepultura - territory

mar 25, 2022 motorhead - the game

mar 26, 2022 foo fighters - times like these

mar 27, 2022 gorillaz - feel good inc.

mar 28, 2022 bear vs. shark - catamaran

mar 29, 2022 nine inch nails - every day is exactly the same

mar 30, 2022 pissed jeans - the bar is low

mar 31, 2022 peeping tom - mojo

apr 1, 2022 queens of the stone age - song for the deaf

apr 2, 2022 grits - ooh ahh (my life be like)

apr 3, 2022 the dillinger escape plan - one of us is the killer

apr 4, 2022 wet leg - ur mum

apr 5, 2022 clutch - red alert (boss metal zone)

apr 6, 2022 clutch - mice and gods

apr 7, 2022 clutch - el jefe speaks

apr 8, 2022 wet leg - wet dream

apr 9, 2022 clutch - binge and purge

apr 10, 2022 rob zombie - never gonna stop (the red, red kroovy)

apr 11, 2022 modjo - lady (hear me tonight)

apr 12, 2022 warren zevon - my shit’s fucked up

apr 13, 2022 monster magnet - powertrip

apr 14, 2022 colter wall - codeine dream

apr 15, 2022 wet leg - piece of shit

apr 16, 2022 monster magnet - space lord

apr 17, 2022 joy division - warsaw

apr 18, 2022 nirvana - something in the way

apr 19, 2022 el-p - flyentology

apr 20, 2022 action bronson - the chairman’s intent

apr 21, 2022 the stooges - 1970

apr 22, 2022 audioslave - show me how to live

apr 23, 2022 architects - when we were young

apr 24, 2022 handsome boy modeling school - holy calamity (bear witness ii)

apr 25, 2022 deftones - rickets

apr 26, 2022 nirvana - in bloom

apr 27, 2022 new kingdom - mexico or bust

apr 28, 2022 queens of the stone age - sick, sick, sick

apr 29, 2022 buzzcocks - boredom

apr 30, 2022 eels - dog faced boy

may 1, 2022 the locust - we have reached an official verdict: nobody gives a shit

may 2, 2022 nofx - linoleum

may 3, 2022 faith no more - jizzlobber

may 4, 2022 beastie boys - sure shot

may 5, 2022 queens of the stone age - suture up your future

may 6, 2022 metallica - eye of the beholder

may 7, 2022 dr dre - still dre

may 8, 2022 faith no more - motherfucker

may 9, 2022 x - los angeles

may 10, 2022 course of nature - wall of shame

may 11, 2022 the black dahlia murder - verminous

may 12, 2022 daft punk - around the world

may 13, 2022 the blind shake - they’re all gone

may 14, 2022 soulwax - miserable girl

may 15, 2022 beastie boys - jimmy james

may 16, 2022 beastie boys - and what you give is what you get

may 17, 2022 violent femmes - add it up

may 18, 2022 soundgarden - black hole sun

may 19, 2022 faith no more - cone of shame

may 20, 2022 dinosaur jr. - feel the pain

may 21, 2022 faith no more - chinese arithmetic

may 22, 2022 helmet - unsung

may 23, 2022 deftones - dai the flu

may 24, 2022 turnstile - blackout

may 25, 2022 idlewild - a modern way of letting go

may 26, 2022 faith no more - midlife crisis

may 27, 2022 the obsessed - lunar womb

may 28, 2022 death from above 1979 - turn it out

may 29, 2022 dboy - red ultra glide

may 30, 2022 system of a down - toxicity

may 31, 2022 faith no more - epic

jun 1, 2022 faith no more - the gentle art of making enemies

jun 2, 2022 purple disco machine & kool keith - memphis jam

jun 3, 2022 faith no more - stripsearch

jun 4, 2022 bloodhound gang - the bad touch

jun 5, 2022 metallica - st. anger

jun 6, 2022 counterparts - unwavering vow

jun 7, 2022 hatebreed - refuse / resist

jun 8, 2022 faith no more - caffeine

jun 9, 2022 xzibit - heart of man

jun 10, 2022 mastodon - blood and thunder

jun 11, 2022 the mark of cain - familiar territory

jun 12, 2022 tommy guerrero - tatanka

jun 13, 2022 turnstile - time + space

jun 14, 2022 rage against the machine - tire me

jun 15, 2022 nirvana - school

jun 16, 2022 paramore - misery business

jun 17, 2022 hot snakes - this mystic decade

jun 18, 2022 viktor vaughan - saliva

jun 19, 2022 faith no more - falling to pieces

jun 20, 2022 faith no more - surprise! you’re dead!

jun 21, 2022 clutch - gullah

jun 22, 2022 the bronx - curb feelers

jun 23, 2022 helmet - in the meantime

jun 24, 2022 eagles - take it easy

jun 25, 2022 pantera - 5 minutes alone

jun 26, 2022 the cramps - the crusher

jun 27, 2022 death from above 1979 - always on

jun 28, 2022 death from above 1979 - nvr 4ever

jun 29, 2022 the chemical brothers - block rockin’ beats

jun 30, 2022 the prodigy - firestarter

jul 1, 2022 metallica - master of puppets

jul 2, 2022 pantera - cowboys from hell

jul 3, 2022 nebula - so it goes

jul 4, 2022 soccer mommy - your dog

jul 5, 2022 clutch - what would a wookie do?

jul 6, 2022 deee-lite - groove is in the heart

jul 7, 2022 the stooges - down on the street

jul 8, 2022 clutch - the soapmakers

jul 9, 2022 fantomas - cape fear

jul 10, 2022 handsome boy modelling school - magnetizing

jul 11, 2022 m | a | r | r | s - pump up the volume

jul 12, 2022 kurtis blow - the breaks

jul 13, 2022 mr. bungle - retrovertigo

jul 14, 2022 frank carter & the rattlesnakes - juggernaut

jul 15, 2022 melvins - hag me

jul 16, 2022 clutch - the elephant riders

jul 17, 2022 pegboy - method

jul 18, 2022 ben harper - ground on down

jul 19, 2022 dead cross - church of the motherfuckers

jul 20, 2022 linkin park - in the end

jul 21, 2022 clutch - the dragonfly

jul 22, 2022 clutch - we strive for excellence

jul 23, 2022 clutch - easy breezy

jul 24, 2022 pegboy - through my fingers

jul 25, 2022 metallica - whiplash

jul 26, 2022 nofx - 72 hookers

jul 27, 2022 clutch - spacegrass

jul 28, 2022 the dead south - chop suey

jul 29, 2022 faith no more - black friday

jul 30, 2022 clutch - brazenhead

jul 31, 2022 clutch - willie nelson

aug 1, 2022 off! - void you out

aug 2, 2022 les claypool’s duo de twang - wynona’s big brown beaver

aug 3, 2022 the bronx - cobra lucha

aug 4, 2022 chat pile - dallas beltway

aug 5, 2022 chat pile - tropical beaches, inc.

aug 6, 2022 primus - those damed blue-collar tweekers

aug 7, 2022 clutch - (notes from the trial of) la curandera

aug 8, 2022 sepultura - amen

aug 9, 2022 bad religion - past is dead

aug 10, 2022 dead kennedys - let’s lynch the landlord

aug 11, 2022 gorillaz - m1 a1

aug 12, 2022 alice in chains - them bones

aug 13, 2022 system of a down - chop suey!

aug 14, 2022 ol’ dirty bastard - shimmy shimmy ya

aug 15, 2022 big ups - atheist self-help

aug 16, 2022 kyuss - phototropic

aug 17, 2022 clutch - a shogun named marcus

aug 18, 2022 single mothers - nausea

aug 19, 2022 primus - tommy the cat

aug 20, 2022 beastie boys - off the grid

aug 21, 2022 kerbdog - dry riser

aug 22, 2022 the jesus lizard - glamorous

aug 23, 2022 room 5 & oliver cheatham - make luv

aug 24, 2022 system of a down - aerials

aug 25, 2022 moby, mark lanegan & kris kristofferson - the lonely night (reprise version)

aug 26, 2022 elastica - connection

aug 27, 2022 queens of the stone age - no one knows

aug 28, 2022 nofx - kill all the white man

aug 29, 2022 iggy pop - the passenger

aug 30, 2022 nas - it ain’t hard to tell

aug 31, 2022 guru - transit ride

sep 1, 2022 guru - insert b (the real deal) / nobody knows

sep 2, 2022 the smashing pumpkins - silverfuck

sep 3, 2022 foo fighters - my hero

sep 4, 2022 system of a down - shimmy

sep 5, 2022 scowl - fuck around

sep 6, 2022 roger miller - you can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd

sep 7, 2022 metallica - blackened

sep 8, 2022 marty robbins - el paso

sep 9, 2022 iggy pop - lust for life

sep 10, 2022 the x-ecutioners - it’s goin’ down

sep 11, 2022 metallica - one

sep 12, 2022 metz - come on down

sep 13, 2022 nirvana - scentless apprentice

sep 14, 2022 helmet & house of pain - just another victim

sep 15, 2022 clutch - big news i

sep 16, 2022 linkin park - crawling

sep 17, 2022 eric prydz - call on me

sep 18, 2022 bobby womack - across 110th street

sep 19, 2022 down - lifer

sep 20, 2022 yellowcard - breathing

sep 21, 2022 republica - ready to go

sep 22, 2022 metz - common trash

sep 23, 2022 white zombie - welcome to planet motherfucker / psychoholic slag

sep 24, 2022 baroness - take my bones away

sep 25, 2022 rammstein - du riechst so gut

sep 26, 2022 nofx - i, fatty

sep 27, 2022 r.e.m. - what’s the frequency, kenneth?

sep 28, 2022 the prodigy - out of space

sep 29, 2022 alice in chains - would?

sep 30, 2022 off! - black widow group

oct 1, 2022 linkin park - numb

oct 2, 2022 sepultura - dead embryonic cells

oct 3, 2022 deftones - engine no. 9

oct 4, 2022 danger mouse & black thought - cheat codes

oct 5, 2022 metallica - enter sandman

oct 6, 2022 linkin park - papercut

oct 7, 2022 slayer - angel of death

oct 8, 2022 soundgarden - rusty cage

oct 9, 2022 metz - wet blanket

oct 10, 2022 mr. bungle - platypus

oct 11, 2022 orb - hazelwart

oct 12, 2022 audioslave - like a stone

oct 13, 2022 white zombie - soul-crusher

oct 14, 2022 system of a down - war?

oct 15, 2022 hammerhedd - tunnel

oct 16, 2022 the dillinger escape plan - setting fire to sleeping giants

oct 17, 2022 suicidal tendencies - feel like shit…deja-vu

oct 18, 2022 helmet - biscuits for smut

oct 19, 2022 system of a down - i-e-a-i-a-i-o

oct 20, 2022 bad religion - no control

oct 21, 2022 bad religion - operation rescue

oct 22, 2022 white zombie - electric head, part 2 (the ecstasy)

oct 23, 2022 billy nomates - balance is gone

oct 24, 2022 linkin park - one step closer

oct 25, 2022 dboy - money talks

oct 26, 2022 system of a down - b.y.o.b.

oct 27, 2022 sepultura - attitude

oct 28, 2022 deftones - be quiet and drive (far away)

oct 29, 2022 nailbomb - police truck

oct 30, 2022 toxic narcotic - asshole

oct 31, 2022 black rebel motorcycle club - beat the devil’s tattoo

nov 1, 2022 static-x - the only

nov 2, 2022 the herbaliser - the sensual woman

nov 3, 2022 rage against the machine - know your enemy

nov 4, 2022 turnstile - new heart design

nov 5, 2022 fatboy slim - the rockefeller skank (short edit)

nov 6, 2022 fc kahuna - hayling

nov 7, 2022 turnstile - don’t play

nov 8, 2022 queens of the stone age - the bronze

nov 9, 2022 faith no more - cuckoo for caca

nov 10, 2022 drowning pool - tear away

nov 11, 2022 the prodigy - diesel power

nov 12, 2022 the smashing pumpkins - today

nov 13, 2022 sugarcult - los angeles

nov 14, 2022 the ataris - the boys of summer

nov 15, 2022 faith no more - ugly in the morning

nov 16, 2022 biohazard - hold my own

nov 17, 2022 iron maiden - fear of the dark

nov 18, 2022 audioslave - cochise

nov 19, 2022 scowl - bloodhound

nov 20, 2022 the bronx - false alarm

nov 21, 2022 killswitch engage - my curse

nov 22, 2022 confidence man - holiday

nov 23, 2022 the xx - intro

nov 24, 2022 cky - 96 quite bitter beings

nov 25, 2022 pantera - rise

nov 26, 2022 bjork & skunk anansie - army of me

nov 27, 2022 black sabbath - war pigs

nov 28, 2022 metallica - lux aeterna

nov 29, 2022 rolling blackouts coastal fever - tidal river

nov 30, 2022 fleetwood mac - everywhere

dec 1, 2022 queens of the stone age - the lost art of keeping a secret

dec 2, 2022 jeff rosenstock - pash rash

dec 3, 2022 stone temple pilots - plush

dec 4, 2022 pantera - strength beyond strength

dec 5, 2022 the cramps - goo goo muck

dec 6, 2022 nofx - 180 degrees

dec 7, 2022 captain beefheart & his magic band - pena

dec 8, 2022 pantera - hollow

dec 9, 2022 maximo park - apply some pressure

dec 10, 2022 fools game - not like me

dec 11, 2022 evanescence - my last breath

dec 12, 2022 misfits - green hell

dec 13, 2022 turnstile - mystery

dec 14, 2022 linkin park - pushing me away

dec 15, 2022 linkin park - forgotten

dec 16, 2022 idles - date night

dec 17, 2022 feeder - just a day

dec 18, 2022 clutch - we need some money

dec 19, 2022 static-x - push it

dec 20, 2022 jimmy eat world - just tonight

dec 21, 2022 scatman john - scatman

dec 22, 2022 idlewild - i found that essence rare

dec 23, 2022 turnstile - underwater boi

dec 24, 2022 faithless - insomnia (monster mix)

dec 25, 2022 dr. colossus - pickabar

dec 26, 2022 static-x - start a war

dec 27, 2022 static-x - cold

dec 28, 2022 deftones - change (in the house of files)

dec 29, 2022 rob zombie - dead girl superstar

dec 30, 2022 modest mouse - float on

dec 31, 2022 mr. bungle - sudden death

[ao3feed-twistedwonderland]

We Aren't In Hogwarts Anymore

We Aren't In Hogwarts Anymore by WhiteElephantInTheRoom Harry Potter's given an opportunity to to attend a different school. Let's just say he regrets everything. Words: 1591, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen, M/M Characters: Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Dire Crowley, Grim (Twisted-Wonderland), Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Other Character Tags to Be Added Relationships: Minerva McGonagall & Harry Potter, Harry Potter & Everyone, Malleus Draconia/Harry Potter, Deuce Spade & Ace Trappola & Harry Potter Additional Tags: Why Did I Write This?, Slow Burn, Minor Deuce Spade/Ace Trappola, I Don't Even Know, I'm Bad At Tagging, Let's Just Say I'm Winging It read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hDC5P1i

[brookston]

Holidays 8.24

Holidays

Bartholomew Fair (UK)

Day of Action for Tolerance & Respect Among Peoples (Argentina)

Flag Day (Liberia)

Flitting Appreciation Day

Gaura Parba (Nepal)

Go Topless Day [also Sunday nearest 8.26]

International Day Against Intolerance, Discrimination and Violence Based on Musical Preferences, Lifestyle and Dress Code (UN)

International Strange Music Day

Knife Day

Kobe Bryant Day (Los Angeles)

Love a Geek Day

Minerva Asteroid Day

National #IAM911 Day

National Danny Day

National Emory Day

National Hydropower Day

National Knife Day

National Maryland Day

National Parks Day (Costa Rica)

National SKAM Artist Day

National Waffle Iron Day

Nostalgia Night (Uruguay)

Osiris Nativity (Ancient Egypt)

Pluto Demotion Day

Sam Spade Day

Schaferlauf (Germany)

Shooting Star Day

Single-Parent Family Day

Television Day Indonesia)

Vesuvius Day

Waffle Iron Day

Waratambar (Thanksgiving; Papua New Guinea)

Wayzgoose (End-of-Summer Party)

Weather Complaint Day

We Love Memoirs Day

William Wilberforce Day

Winter Barley Day (French Republic)

World Catholic, Artificial Intelligence, & Robot Day

World Gujarati Language Day

World Nuclear Disaster Day

World Trainer’s Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Can-Opener Day

Indian Single Malt Day

National Peach Pie Day

National Waffle Day

Independence & Related Days

Russia (from USSR, 1991)

Ukraine (from USSR, 1991)

4th Saturday in August

Bartletide (a.k.a. Burning Bartle; UK) [Saturday closest to 24th]

Sandwich Saturday [Every Saturday]

Six For Saturday [Every Saturday]

Spaghetti Saturday [Every Saturday]

Speak Kind Words Saturday [Saturday of Be Kind to Humankind Week]

Weekly Holidays beginning August 24 (3rd Full Week of August)

Giants of Ath Festival (De Ducasse; Belgium) [4th Saturday thru SUnday]

International Bat Nights (thru 8.25) [Last Full Weekend]

Festivals Beginning August 24, 2024

Around The World Cultural Food Festival (Alexandria, Virginia)

Balingup Medieval Carnivale (Balingup, Australia) [thru 8.25]

Banana Split Celebration (Latrobe, Pennsylvania) [thru 8.25]

Beertopia(Palmetto, Florida)

Bloemencorso Vollenhove (Vollenhove, Netherlands)

Boones Mill Apple Festival (Boones Mill, Virginia)

Boston’s Trinidad Style Carnival (Boston, Massachusetts)

Brew at the Zoo (Providence, Rhode Island)

Cleveland Garlic Festival (Cleveland, Ohio) [thru 8.25]

Coastal Craft Beer Festival (Virginia Beach, Virginia)

Delaware Beer, Wine and Spirits Festival (Dover, Delaware)

Farm Fresh Uncorked (Hillsboro, Oregon)

Heirloom Tomato Festival (Sherman, Connecticut)

Independence BrewBQ (Independence, Iowa)

Lake Tahoe Brewfest (Lake Tahoe, California)

Long Night of Museums (Berlin, Germany)

Music City Brewer's Fest (Nashville, Tennessee)

National Championship Chuckwagon Race (Clinton, Arkansas) [thru 9.1]

Olathe Sweet Corn Festival (Olathe, Colorado)

Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival (West Newton, Pennsylvania) [thru 9.28]

Potwin Watermelon Festival (Potwin, Kansas)

Prickly Pear Festival (Superior, Arizona)

Prosser Beer & Whiskey Festival (Prosser, Washington)

Sawtooth Salmon Festival (Stanley, Idaho)

Schubertiade Vorarlberg (Schwarzenberg, Austria) [thru 9.1]

ShakesBeer Fest (Stratford, Connecticut)

Smuttynose Food Truck & Craft Beer Festival (Hampton, New Hampshire)

Swine in the Pines (Macclenny, Florida)

Threshing Bee (Donnelly, Minnesota) [thru 8.25]

Washington County Fair (Pembroke, Maine) [thru 8.25]

Wells Chili-Fest (Wells, Maine)

West Virginia State Honey Festival (Parkersburg, West Virginia) [thru 8.25]

Windsor Fair (Windsor, Maine) [thru 9.2]

Wine Down Summer (West Deptford, New Jersey)

Feast Days

Abbán of Ireland (Christian; Saint)

Alexander Milne Calder (Artology)

Alex Colville (Artology)

Arkwright (Positivist; Saint)

A.S. Byatt (Writerism)

Aubrey Beardsley Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Aurea of Ostia (Christian; Saint)

Bartholomew the Apostle (Roman Catholic, Anglican) [mead drinkers, cheese merchants] *

Day of Our Lady of Sanity (Pagan)

Festival of Mania (Ancient Rome)

Gartan (Celtic Book of Days)

The Great In-Betweeny (Muppetism)

Gunnlöð Festival (Norse)

Hannah Frank (Artology)

Irchard (a.k.a. Erthad) of Scotland (Christian; Saint)

Jeanne-Antide Thouret (Christian; Saint)

Jorge Luis Borges (Writerism)

Lavinia Fontana (Artology)

Luna Festival (Ancient Rome)

Maria Micaela Desmaisieres (Christian; Saint)

The Martyrs of Utica (Christian; Martyrs)

Massa Candida (Martyrs of Utica, a.k.a. The White Mass; Christian; Martyrs)

Magal de Touba (Pilgrimmage; Senegal)

Mundus Patet (Roman Harvest Feast)

Mundus Ritual of Ceres (Starza Pagan Book of Days)

Nancy Spero (Artology)

Ouen (Audoin or Audoenus) of Rouen (Christian; Saint) [Innkeepers]

Paul Coelho (Writerism)

Pluto Demotion Grieving Day (Pastafarian)

Stephen Fry (Humanism; Writerism)

Willka Raymi (Ancient Incan; Peru)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Sakimake (先負 Japan) [Bad luck in the morning, good luck in the afternoon.]

Premieres

Alice’s Restaurant (Film; 1969)

All Quiet on the Western Front (Film; 1930)

Buddy the Gee Man (WB LT Cartoon; 1935)

Chop Suey (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1930)

Chronic Town, by R.E.M. (EP; 1982)

The Facts of Life (TV Series; 1979)

Fantastic Voyage (Film; 1966)

The Fox and the Duck (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1945)

Frank, by Squeeze (Album; 1989)

Get Together, recorded by The Youngbloods (Song; 1966)

Grace, by Jeff Buckley (Album; 1994)

Gravity and Grace, by Simone Weil (Philosophical Thoughts; 1947)

They Happytime Murders (Film; 2018)

The Harp in the South, by Ruth Park (Novel; 1948)

Hi-Rise Wise Guys (Woody Woodpecker Cartoon; 1970)

Jay and Silent Bob Stroke Back (Film; 2001)

Look What You Made Me Do, by Taylor Swift (Song; 2017)

Love Me Tender, recorded by Elvis Presley (Song; 1956)

Mess Production (Fleischer/Famous Popeye Cartoon; 1945)

Mice in Council (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1934)

Mockingjay, by Suzanne Collins (Novel; 2010) [#3]

Oh! The Grandeur, by Andrew Bird with Bowl of Fire (Album; 1999)

Pump Up the Volume (Film; 1990)

Rock ’N’ Roll High School (Film; 1979)

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, by Tom Stoppard (Play; 1966)

Saludos Amigos (Disney Animated Film; 1942)

Taran Wanderer, by Lloyd Alexander [Chronicles of Prydain #4]

Tattoo You, by The Rolling Stones (Album; 1981)

Teenage Dream, by Katy Perry (Album; 2010)

3 Ring Wing-Ding (WB LT Cartoon; 1968)

Tortilla Soup (Film; 2001)

Violin and Piano Sonata (K526), by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Sonata; 1787)

The Witches (Film; 1990)

Today’s Name Days

Bartholomäus, Isolde, Michaela (Austria)

Aurea, Bariša, Bartol, Bartolomej, Bartul, Zlata (Croatia)

Bartoloměj (Czech Republic)

Bartholomæus (Denmark)

Albert, Berta, Pärt, Pärtel (Estonia)

Bertta, Perttu (Finland)

Barthélémy (France)

Bartholomäus, Isolde, Michaela (Germany)

Aitolia, Eftihis (Greece)

Bertalan (Hungary)

Bartolomeo, Genesio, Giuliano (Italy)

Bertolds, Bertrams, Berts, Bertulis, Boleslavs (Latvia)

Alicija, Baltramiejus, Baltrus, Rasuolė, Viešvilas (Lithuania)

Belinda, Bertil (Norway)

Bartłomiej, Cieszymir, Jerzy, Joanna, Malina, Michalina (Poland)

Bartolomej (Slovakia)

Bartolomé, Emilia (Spain)

Bartolomeus (Sweden)

Baird, Bard, Bart, Barth, Bartholomew, Bowen, Evan, Ewan, Keon, Owen (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 237 of 2024; 129 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 6 of Week 34 of 2024

Celtic Tree Calendar: Coll (Hazel) [Day 22 of 28]

Chinese: Month 7 (Ren-Shen), Day 21 (Geng-Shen)

Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]

Hebrew: 20 Av 5784

Islamic: 18 Safar 1446

J Cal: 27 Purple; Sixday [27 of 30]

Julian: 11 August 2024

Moon: 68%: Waning Gibbous

Positivist: 12 Gutenberg (9th Month) [Arkwright]

Runic Half Month: Rad (Motion) [Day 2 of 15]

Season: Summer (Day 66 of 94)

Week: 3rd Full Week of August

Zodiac: Virgo (Day 3 of 32)

[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 8.24

Holidays

Bartholomew Fair (UK)

Day of Action for Tolerance & Respect Among Peoples (Argentina)

Flag Day (Liberia)

Flitting Appreciation Day

Gaura Parba (Nepal)

Go Topless Day [also Sunday nearest 8.26]

International Day Against Intolerance, Discrimination and Violence Based on Musical Preferences, Lifestyle and Dress Code (UN)

International Strange Music Day

Knife Day

Kobe Bryant Day (Los Angeles)

Love a Geek Day

Minerva Asteroid Day

National #IAM911 Day

National Danny Day

National Emory Day

National Hydropower Day

National Knife Day

National Maryland Day

National Parks Day (Costa Rica)

National SKAM Artist Day

National Waffle Iron Day

Nostalgia Night (Uruguay)

Osiris Nativity (Ancient Egypt)

Pluto Demotion Day

Sam Spade Day

Schaferlauf (Germany)

Shooting Star Day

Single-Parent Family Day

Television Day Indonesia)

Vesuvius Day

Waffle Iron Day

Waratambar (Thanksgiving; Papua New Guinea)

Wayzgoose (End-of-Summer Party)

Weather Complaint Day

We Love Memoirs Day

William Wilberforce Day

Winter Barley Day (French Republic)

World Catholic, Artificial Intelligence, & Robot Day

World Gujarati Language Day

World Nuclear Disaster Day

World Trainer’s Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Can-Opener Day

Indian Single Malt Day

National Peach Pie Day

National Waffle Day

Independence & Related Days

Russia (from USSR, 1991)

Ukraine (from USSR, 1991)

4th Saturday in August

Bartletide (a.k.a. Burning Bartle; UK) [Saturday closest to 24th]

Sandwich Saturday [Every Saturday]

Six For Saturday [Every Saturday]

Spaghetti Saturday [Every Saturday]

Speak Kind Words Saturday [Saturday of Be Kind to Humankind Week]

Weekly Holidays beginning August 24 (3rd Full Week of August)

Giants of Ath Festival (De Ducasse; Belgium) [4th Saturday thru SUnday]

International Bat Nights (thru 8.25) [Last Full Weekend]

Festivals Beginning August 24, 2024

Around The World Cultural Food Festival (Alexandria, Virginia)

Balingup Medieval Carnivale (Balingup, Australia) [thru 8.25]

Banana Split Celebration (Latrobe, Pennsylvania) [thru 8.25]

Beertopia(Palmetto, Florida)

Bloemencorso Vollenhove (Vollenhove, Netherlands)

Boones Mill Apple Festival (Boones Mill, Virginia)

Boston’s Trinidad Style Carnival (Boston, Massachusetts)

Brew at the Zoo (Providence, Rhode Island)

Cleveland Garlic Festival (Cleveland, Ohio) [thru 8.25]

Coastal Craft Beer Festival (Virginia Beach, Virginia)

Delaware Beer, Wine and Spirits Festival (Dover, Delaware)

Farm Fresh Uncorked (Hillsboro, Oregon)

Heirloom Tomato Festival (Sherman, Connecticut)

Independence BrewBQ (Independence, Iowa)

Lake Tahoe Brewfest (Lake Tahoe, California)

Long Night of Museums (Berlin, Germany)

Music City Brewer's Fest (Nashville, Tennessee)

National Championship Chuckwagon Race (Clinton, Arkansas) [thru 9.1]

Olathe Sweet Corn Festival (Olathe, Colorado)

Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival (West Newton, Pennsylvania) [thru 9.28]

Potwin Watermelon Festival (Potwin, Kansas)

Prickly Pear Festival (Superior, Arizona)

Prosser Beer & Whiskey Festival (Prosser, Washington)

Sawtooth Salmon Festival (Stanley, Idaho)

Schubertiade Vorarlberg (Schwarzenberg, Austria) [thru 9.1]

ShakesBeer Fest (Stratford, Connecticut)

Smuttynose Food Truck & Craft Beer Festival (Hampton, New Hampshire)

Swine in the Pines (Macclenny, Florida)

Threshing Bee (Donnelly, Minnesota) [thru 8.25]

Washington County Fair (Pembroke, Maine) [thru 8.25]

Wells Chili-Fest (Wells, Maine)

West Virginia State Honey Festival (Parkersburg, West Virginia) [thru 8.25]

Windsor Fair (Windsor, Maine) [thru 9.2]

Wine Down Summer (West Deptford, New Jersey)

Feast Days

Abbán of Ireland (Christian; Saint)

Alexander Milne Calder (Artology)

Alex Colville (Artology)

Arkwright (Positivist; Saint)

A.S. Byatt (Writerism)

Aubrey Beardsley Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Aurea of Ostia (Christian; Saint)

Bartholomew the Apostle (Roman Catholic, Anglican) [mead drinkers, cheese merchants] *

Day of Our Lady of Sanity (Pagan)

Festival of Mania (Ancient Rome)

Gartan (Celtic Book of Days)

The Great In-Betweeny (Muppetism)

Gunnlöð Festival (Norse)

Hannah Frank (Artology)

Irchard (a.k.a. Erthad) of Scotland (Christian; Saint)

Jeanne-Antide Thouret (Christian; Saint)

Jorge Luis Borges (Writerism)

Lavinia Fontana (Artology)

Luna Festival (Ancient Rome)

Maria Micaela Desmaisieres (Christian; Saint)

The Martyrs of Utica (Christian; Martyrs)

Massa Candida (Martyrs of Utica, a.k.a. The White Mass; Christian; Martyrs)

Magal de Touba (Pilgrimmage; Senegal)

Mundus Patet (Roman Harvest Feast)

Mundus Ritual of Ceres (Starza Pagan Book of Days)

Nancy Spero (Artology)

Ouen (Audoin or Audoenus) of Rouen (Christian; Saint) [Innkeepers]

Paul Coelho (Writerism)

Pluto Demotion Grieving Day (Pastafarian)

Stephen Fry (Humanism; Writerism)

Willka Raymi (Ancient Incan; Peru)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Sakimake (先負 Japan) [Bad luck in the morning, good luck in the afternoon.]

Premieres

Alice’s Restaurant (Film; 1969)

All Quiet on the Western Front (Film; 1930)

Buddy the Gee Man (WB LT Cartoon; 1935)

Chop Suey (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1930)

Chronic Town, by R.E.M. (EP; 1982)

The Facts of Life (TV Series; 1979)

Fantastic Voyage (Film; 1966)

The Fox and the Duck (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1945)

Frank, by Squeeze (Album; 1989)

Get Together, recorded by The Youngbloods (Song; 1966)

Grace, by Jeff Buckley (Album; 1994)

Gravity and Grace, by Simone Weil (Philosophical Thoughts; 1947)

They Happytime Murders (Film; 2018)

The Harp in the South, by Ruth Park (Novel; 1948)

Hi-Rise Wise Guys (Woody Woodpecker Cartoon; 1970)

Jay and Silent Bob Stroke Back (Film; 2001)

Look What You Made Me Do, by Taylor Swift (Song; 2017)

Love Me Tender, recorded by Elvis Presley (Song; 1956)

Mess Production (Fleischer/Famous Popeye Cartoon; 1945)

Mice in Council (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1934)

Mockingjay, by Suzanne Collins (Novel; 2010) [#3]

Oh! The Grandeur, by Andrew Bird with Bowl of Fire (Album; 1999)

Pump Up the Volume (Film; 1990)

Rock ’N’ Roll High School (Film; 1979)

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, by Tom Stoppard (Play; 1966)

Saludos Amigos (Disney Animated Film; 1942)

Taran Wanderer, by Lloyd Alexander [Chronicles of Prydain #4]

Tattoo You, by The Rolling Stones (Album; 1981)

Teenage Dream, by Katy Perry (Album; 2010)

3 Ring Wing-Ding (WB LT Cartoon; 1968)

Tortilla Soup (Film; 2001)

Violin and Piano Sonata (K526), by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Sonata; 1787)

The Witches (Film; 1990)

Today’s Name Days

Bartholomäus, Isolde, Michaela (Austria)

Aurea, Bariša, Bartol, Bartolomej, Bartul, Zlata (Croatia)

Bartoloměj (Czech Republic)

Bartholomæus (Denmark)

Albert, Berta, Pärt, Pärtel (Estonia)

Bertta, Perttu (Finland)

Barthélémy (France)

Bartholomäus, Isolde, Michaela (Germany)

Aitolia, Eftihis (Greece)

Bertalan (Hungary)

Bartolomeo, Genesio, Giuliano (Italy)

Bertolds, Bertrams, Berts, Bertulis, Boleslavs (Latvia)

Alicija, Baltramiejus, Baltrus, Rasuolė, Viešvilas (Lithuania)

Belinda, Bertil (Norway)

Bartłomiej, Cieszymir, Jerzy, Joanna, Malina, Michalina (Poland)

Bartolomej (Slovakia)

Bartolomé, Emilia (Spain)

Bartolomeus (Sweden)

Baird, Bard, Bart, Barth, Bartholomew, Bowen, Evan, Ewan, Keon, Owen (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 237 of 2024; 129 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 6 of Week 34 of 2024

Celtic Tree Calendar: Coll (Hazel) [Day 22 of 28]

Chinese: Month 7 (Ren-Shen), Day 21 (Geng-Shen)

Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]

Hebrew: 20 Av 5784

Islamic: 18 Safar 1446

J Cal: 27 Purple; Sixday [27 of 30]

Julian: 11 August 2024

Moon: 68%: Waning Gibbous

Positivist: 12 Gutenberg (9th Month) [Arkwright]

Runic Half Month: Rad (Motion) [Day 2 of 15]

Season: Summer (Day 66 of 94)

Week: 3rd Full Week of August

Zodiac: Virgo (Day 3 of 32)

[capitalchaostelevision]

Concert Photo Review: TOMB OF MINERVA @ Ace Of Spades – Sacramento, California

[diinferi]

ORIGIN

[DROP-IN] + No memory set affecting your actions - You have to family therefore cannot choose a family wealth. No evidence of blood status. People will likely assume you’re a muggle-born You wake up at the reception of an orphanage. After a brief conversation in which it is ascertained that you have no friends, family, or memory of this world the kind lady at reception assures you that you have a place at her orphanage. She also remarks that, oddly, they already received a letter for you and that there was a strange man in peculiar clothing asking after you earlier that day. You will stay in the orphanage during the summers.

HOUSE

[GRYFFINDOR] You are sorted into the noble house of Gryffindor. Minerva McGonagall, a strict but fair teacher, is your head of house. Your common room is a large, comfortable one in one of the school towers. Gryffindors are known for their bravery, chivalry, and strength of will. Rivalry with Slytherin will make it difficult to make friends in that house.

PERKS

[MEMORY SPELL SPECIALIST] You have a gift for memory charms allowing you to erase and replace memories with an almost preternatural skill once you learn the required spells.

[OCCLUMENCY] Mental defenses that make it difficult to posses or penetrate your mind. You have no tells, it is impossible for others to know if you are lying to them without evidence.

[ANIMAGUS] You are an Animagus, allowing you to change into an animal at will. You may choose any non-magic animal as your alternate form.

[MOSTE POTENTE POTIONS] You have an intrinsic grasp of potion making and will find both the technique, the principles and the theory unusually easy to grasp. You are not likely to get any potion wrong regardless of the difficulty involved and you are likely to come up with innovative, better ways to brew potions.

[METAMORPHMAGUS] You may change your facial features, hair, and shape of your body as often as you wish at will.

[LEGILIMENCY] You are a naturally skilled legilimens. You know when you are being lied to and easily learn to probe the minds of others.

[BRAVE AT HEART] Anything is possible when you’ve got the nerve and you have that in spades. You keep your cool in the heat of battle even when seriously outclassed and continue to think rationally in spite of any fear you feel.

ITEMS

[WAND] A wand, you don’t have it yet mind you, but you’ll get one soon enough on a trip to Ollivanders. You can choose the wood type and between one of the three wand cores he produces wands with (Unicorn Hair, Dragon Heartstring, and Phoenix Feather). Different Cores and woods tend to act a little differently but regardless what you choose the wand will choose you almost as soon as you’re introduced. Different woods may alter your historical personality (for all but Drop-ins) and therefore tendencies very slightly. (e.g. Cypress wands tend to choose brave people and you will as such have been a relatively brave child. Blackthorn may result in you being slightly more combative, etc.)

[PET OWL] A pet owl that carries your post.

[DRAGON-HIDE JACKET] A jacket made of dragon-hide that reflects minor spells. Makes you look pretty cool. You’ll grow into it.

[EXTENDED MOLESKIN POUCH] A pouch that can only be opened by the owner. There is as much space inside the storage as there needs to be. Opening is around 25cm2.

[MARAUDER’S MAP] A perfect copy of the Marauder’s Map. A map with a detailed, dynamic layout of Hogwarts displaying the location of everyone in the grounds as well as various secret passages.

[FLASK OF FELIX FELICIS] A flask of ‘liquid luck’. Enough for 120 hours worth of use. Practically everything you attempt will be successful while in effect as you will become naturally drawn to the most expedient route to your goal. Toxic if you drink too much in a short space of time, over reliance leads to recklessness.

SENARIOS

[HAIRY SNOUT, HUMAN HEART]  After reading a heartrending account of a wizard’s struggle with lycanthropy you have decided to take it upon yourself to try to improve their prospects and public opinion. Werewolves are for the most part shunted to the outskirts of society and are openly distrusted and despised, your goal is for over 75% of potential wizard employers (in the UK and Ireland) to say that they would employ a werewolf if asked.

Reward: At a glance you can see if something is ethically as well as physically monstrous and you are also preternaturally capable of tackling bigotry and increasing the acceptance of a given group in society.

DRAWBACKS

[BULLY TEACHER] A teacher of one of the main subjects  at Hogwarts despises you, will be cruel and vindictive towards you and will try to make your life miserable and get you expelled. They will be replaced by another if they leave.

[WEREWOLF] You have a large scar from where you were savaged by a werewolf. Dumbledore will have to make special arrangements for you. You transform 3 nights every month. It is exceptionally painful. The majority of people will fear and despise you if they should find out. You are an uncontrollable monster as a wolf. You may be able to attain Wolfsbane potion which will allow you to keep your mind during transformations.

FUTURE

[MOVE ON] You may move to another world for 10 years.

[awokennerd]

Ace of Spades Fireteam

So, here is my pinned post, with a bit about my guardians! In my head, the three guardians you make in D2 is the young wolf’s 3-person fireteam. I play with my boyfriend, so essentially we have a 6-person fireteam, buuuuut, some of them aren’t fleshed out, so here is the basic info. Also, I should add that in my head, my bf’s titan and my warlock are the young wolves, and it is not just one person.

Bubo (she/her)--awoken warlock. Dawnblade. The YW. Ghost: Minerva.

She was rezzed in the Dreaming City at the time the young wolf was rezzed. She loves her dawnblade, but she uses all the light/darkness subclasses (except for stormcalling). She is the student of Ikora Rey and focuses on history, mainly of the awoken and lightbearers. She hopes to establish a museum in the city one day. She often gets in trouble, such as being the first Shadebinder, learning too much about her previous life, and wanting to keep an Ahamkara bone in her house in the city.

Tripore (he/him)--human titan. Sunbreaker. The YW. Ghost: Edgewise.

Tripore was rezzed in the Cosmodrome, a few years before Bubo. He loves the archives and has become a hidden who focuses on better data management. On the battlefield, he yeets as many nades as possible (and says "where's my hammer?" every five seconds). He loves doing photography and becoming a Dregen in his downtime. Bubo hates how much she is dragged into Gambit by Tripore.

Violet (she/her)--awoken hunter. Nightstalker. Ghost: Rose.

She was on the same fireteam as Cayde and Andal Brask and ended up being on this new light fireteam when she found Bubo in the Dreaming City. A hunter who is probably not the best influence on any new lights, but is quite effective at what she does. She mainly loves sniping, playing with knives, and drinking way too much alcohol.

Cynthia-28 (she/her)--exo titan. Sentinel/ Behemoth. Ghost: Lawrence

Cynthia was rezzed in the early city age. She has an old exo frame that constantly has issues, so she became an exo scientist to learn more about exos and to help others who don’t have the light/can heal themselves. She also tries to take apart our robot dog.

??? (she/her)--awoken warlock. Stormcaller. Ghost: ???

She still needs a name. She was rezzed in the late dark ages and has stayed away from a lot of the fighting, focusing on her studies instead. She ends up on Bubo’s fireteam just cause they needed a bit more firepower fighting Crota, and Bubo just happened to know her.

Shiro-4 (he/him)--exo hunter. Ghost: Suzume

Okay, we haven't had any lore on Shiro since D1, and I want to know what he is up to, so he is the final member of the Ace fireteam. I think he was on the same fireteam as Cayde, Andal, Violet, and Tevis Larsen years ago, but now Violet and Shiro are the last two from that fireteam. Like the unnamed warlock, Shiro is more so just there to help when Ace needs it and he is a reliable hunter.

[tickledpink31]

Night Raven College at Hogwarts Part I: Reunion

I was reading this Twst x HP fanfic (not my fic btw, it belongs to chu1luc on wattpad) and there were three chapters written where NRC goes to Hogsmeade for a celebration and I thought "yes! this is perfect fanfic material."

Links: Part I Part II Part III

So imagine the year of the main plot for Twisted Wonderland has ended. All of the overblots have been beaten, Minako finds a way home to attend her seventh year at Hogwarts, third-years are now fourth-years, etc.

Minako may have also taken care of her blot/blood curse situation.

Then over the summer Crowley, McGonagall, and Ambrose plan to have a school interaction.

And guess what? They're doing it at Hogwarts.

The beginning of the year comes and it's been announced that a week-long trip at Hogwarts will take place in October.

(Yes, the fourth-years can attend the trip because I say so.)

All students are getting the Hogwarts experience:

I'm talking riding the Hogwarts Express

I'm talking getting sorted into houses

I'm talking history lessons of Harry Potter himself

And especially a trip to Hogsmeade to finish it off

Ortho can safely go to the trip without worrying about magical interference since technology in Twisted Wonderland is magic-friendly

But there is no wifi at Hogwarts so Idia still suffers

Most of all, people are excited to see Minako again

She's been keeping contact through text but mostly letters delivered by her owl because she's been so busy being Head Girl

(Students would fight to the death to read those letters first so Minako makes a note to make more than one copy of her letters addressed to each dorm, the staff, and Grim)

Sorry, getting off topic. Flash forward to mirror travelling

NRC and RSA cross paths at King's Cross Station and the tension is thick

Then a tour guide shows up and directs them in between Platforms 9 and 10

Tour Guide: Please run straight into that wall.

NRC and RSA: You want us to what?

So they do and lo and behold, Platform 9 3/4 exists

The Hogwarts Express is an impressive structure—bright red, has a trolley lady that sells candy, and looks bigger on the inside.

Cater will snap a thousand photos of the train but is a little sad that he doesn't have the wifi to post on Magicam

People are getting a bit antsy at how long this ride is. They want to see Minako soon

"How long did you say this ride will take?"

"We'll get to Hogwarts at about nine."

"At night?!"

An announce from the conductor comes on the speaker:

"Passengers in the compartments, please make your way to the fifth coach for a very important meeting."

Hmm. Did Crowley somehow bust through the windows like he does to join the class sometimes?

When they make it to the meeting area, someone in a Hogwarts uniform steps out.

It's ya girl, Minako.

A very fluffy reunion for NRC yay! Grim, Ace, and Deuce nearly knock the wind out of her trying to be the first to hug Minako

For once she's in person and not letters or a Howler hollering at Crowley.

Floyd squeezes and shakes her for not visiting for awhile.

Malleus tries save face but everyone can tell how happy he is to see his Child of Man. Minako warmly addresses him as Tsunotarou.

So much of the ride is spent catching up with each other.

It's night and we've made it to Hogwarts. Minako goes to ride a carriage, NRC and RSA take the boats.

Headmistress McGonagall greets the students leads them to the Great Hall to be sorted and Hogwarts Week has officially begun.

This is getting too long so I need to divide these posts into parts so until then... to be continued.

[hagridkeeperofkeys]

November 2021 Posts

IF YOU DO ANY OF THESE POSTS AND THEN  SEE THEY WERE ACTUALLY CLOSED,   PLEASE REACH OUT TO YOUR HEAD OF HOUSES  AND THEY MAY STILL BE ABLE TO   AWARD YOU THE POINTS!

Puzzles:

Sirius Black Swap Puzzle - CLOSED

Slytherin Wallpaper (204 pieces - Riddikulus Level) - CLOSED

Happy Birthday Sirius Black (120 pieces - Medium Level) -

CLOSED

Order Of The Phoenix (60 pieces - Easy Level) - CLOSED

November 1st, 1981 (198 pieces - Hard Level) - CLOSED

The Potter Family (100 pieces - Medium Level) - CLOSED

The Marauders (99 pieces - Medium Level) - CLOSED

Harry And Sirius (48 pieces - Easy Level) - CLOSED

Order (100 pieces - Medium Level) - CLOSED

Original OoTP Photo (102 pieces - Medium Level) - CLOSED

Order 2 (36 pieces - Easy Level) - CLOSED

Sirius Birthday Video Puzzle - CLOSED

Order Of The Phoenix Video Puzzle (Hard) - CLOSED

OG Order Memory Match - CLOSED

Thanksgiving (48 pieces - Easy Level) - CLOSED

Phoenix (99 pieces - Medium Level) - CLOSED

Easy Points:

Predictive Text - CLOSED

What Does Amortentia Smell Like To You - CLOSED

OoTP Members Word Unscramble - CLOSED

Obscure Movie Quote - CLOSED

Opinion On Movie Theory - CLOSED

FOOD FIGHT! - CLOSED

Who Are Your Hogwarts Best Friends - CLOSED

Would You Rather - CLOSED

Pantomime - CLOSED

Create/Adapt A Harry Potter Recipe - CLOSED

What Messed Up The Gryffindor Common Room - CLOSED

What Character Did What Pantomine - CLOSED

Show A Thanksgiving Gif You Relate To - CLOSED

Mindful Monday - CLOSED

Predictive Text - CLOSED

Predictive Text #2 - CLOSED

Favorite Harry Potter Meme - CLOSED

Who Would Be Your Secret Keeper? - CLOSED

Polyjuice Potion - CLOSED

What World Record Would A Character Have - CLOSED

Which Character Goes To Which Pantomime - CLOSED

GIF Reaction - CLOSED

Your Most Recent Picture Is Your Horcrux - CLOSED

Pic/Gif Of Favorite Moment Feat. Order Member - CLOSED

Quizzes:

Which OoTP Member Are You - CLOSED

Which Hogwarts House Are You Really In Via Tacos - CLOSED

Snape/Rickman - CLOSED

Harry Potter Trivia - CLOSED

How Are You Preparing For Finals (GIF Reaction) - CLOSED

Order Of The Phoenix Members - CLOSED

LEGO Harry Potter - CLOSED

Which Store In The HP Universe Should You Work At? - CLOSED

Who’s Your True Hogwarts Soulmate - CLOSED

DADA Teachers - CLOSED

The Burrow Quiz - CLOSED

The Dragons Of The Wizarding World - CLOSED

What’s Your Animagus Form - CLOSED

Creative Writing:

How’d The Pantomime Go - CLOSED

Templates:

This Or That - CLOSED

Would You Rather - CLOSED

I Spy... (Red) - CLOSED

Are You More Fred Or George? - CLOSED

HP Bingo - CLOSED

Would You Rather - CLOSED

This Or That (Captured Fanfiction Edition) - CLOSED

Collages:

OoTP (Part 1) - CLOSED

Sirius Black Aesthetic - CLOSED

Magical Menagerie - CLOSED

Order Of The Phoenix - CLOSED

Thanksgiving/Friendsgiving - CLOSED

Wordsearch:

Order Of The Phoenix - CLOSED

Happy Birthday Sirius Black - CLOSED

Original Order Members - CLOSED

Ron’s Quidditch - CLOSED

Hogwarts Houses - CLOSED

Hogwarts Subjects - CLOSED

Crosswords:

Original Order Of The Phoenix Members - CLOSED

Hogwarts Houses - CLOSED

Hogwarts Lessons - CLOSED

McGonagall - CLOSED

Lessons:

Divination - CLOSED

Herbology - CLOSED

Potions - CLOSED

Coloring Sheets/Drawing:

Create Your Own Map - CLOSED

Rangoli/Diya - CLOSED

Design A Stage For A Pantomime - CLOSED

Albus Dumbledore - CLOSED

Hagrid/Peter Pettigrew - CLOSED

Design A New Logo/Motto For The OoTP - CLOSED

Higher Or Lower:

Queen Of Diamonds - CLOSED

6 Of Spades - CLOSED

5 Of Diamonds - CLOSED

Ace Of Clubs - CLOSED

6 of Hearts - CLOSED

Queen Of Hearts - CLOSED

Tri-Wizard Mini Series:

4 Chosen Students (198 pieces - Hard Level) - CLOSED

Which Dragon From HP Are You - CLOSED

Find The Dragons - CLOSED

Dragon Memory Match - CLOSED

Finish The Sentence - CLOSED

Thanksgiving Posts:

Harry Potter - CLOSED

Rubeus Hagrid - CLOSED

Bellatrix Lestrange - CLOSED

Draco Malfoy - CLOSED

Dobby - CLOSED

Ron Weasley - CLOSED

Neville Longbottom - CLOSED

Voldemort - CLOSED

Arthur Weasley - CLOSED

Sirius Black - CLOSED

Minerva McGonagall - CLOSED

Dolores Umbridge - CLOSED

Luna Lovegood - CLOSED