#Not yassifying him💔

[d1sapp01ntm3nt]

I hate this guy sosososososoososososoosooososooo muchhhhh /gen

Tw: Dallas during pride 💔💔💔😢😢

[gayestpokemon]

He is multiplying

I did the top left one and the one on the bottom but the other two were done by my besties

On the left is @graevelabyss , on the right is @blubluuuz

[angel-blitz]

Oh my GOD

[sage-lights]

hello, this is the final update from the sword af closure anon that has also been on a dread journey. things have been so stressful at work so i haven't had time, but decided to spend the past 2 days just watching smosh vs zombies. and it's perfect.

dread, i love u. smosh and shortform ttrpgs, u were made for each other. 😔💔 i love dread. it's got EVERYTHING- queer coded courtney, queer coded amanda, amanda having palpable tension w spencer, spencer misogyny but for haha hehe, and the return of reuben?? WHAT MORE COULD A GIRL WANT??

even the recent sponsored dread- that was so silly goofy- arasha lalani in ttrpgs is so fun, fresh, innovative, and sexy. arasha pretending she knows what afk is? iconic, showstopping, genius, brilliant, life-changing. trevor being a brooding leader despite being the silliest goose in the pond? an awe- inspiring choice. trevarts from hezekiah's beautiful ur mind is sooooo vast i wanna know how it works.

idh anything smart or retrospective to say other than dread was such a good and fun series that filled a void for me. and i also enjoyed george's smosh mouth episode! glad to know he cared ab sword af, too!

i do agree w you though that i'd love to see more gms on dread other than george, but i do really like him! i'd actually love to see aabria iyengar on it! ik she did something w smosh during the pandemic but she's such a delight and i'm genuinely so fatigued by smosh's videos lineups lately being SO man-heavy because i think arasha and angela should be in EVERY video. any time it's all boys, it de-yassifies trevor and i hate it. but anyways, yes, aabria. smosh is also in DESPERATE need for more than one woman of color in a room at a time. (unrelated: idk why no one wants this as much as i do or at least no one's talked about it- i know that she's white but elyse willems and angela NEED to do a video together. i NEED it. elyse is delightful, even tho she's white lmao im kidding i love white ppl 💖😬🤭)

whoever on smosh games pitched dread deserves to get their ass ate. not by me but by someone who'll do it.

hello again!! happy to hear from you 🤗 i'm really glad you're liking dread and decided to give it a shot! smosh vs zombies was super duper fun, but i think aliens could've been longer and they could've explored the world more. i think three eps is a good length for dread. i haven't watched the sponsored dread all the way through because i haven't had time and i kept missing details and rewinding it. but i hope to finish it soon!

love george!!! he's hella fun as a dm and is a wonderful story teller. and yes, it was nice to know he was involved and supportive of saf! AABRIA WOULD BE WONDERFUL (you also just gave me new info to update my agcu with LOL because i didn't know she'd been on smosh before)!

i don't know much about elyse and james willems besides what they've done on smosh, but i'm manifesting elyse and angela for you 🫶🫶🫶

[romsabombs]

its that time of the month again!!!

malevolent part 50 the company notes

"and i see it" yeah YOU see it🙄

the woods are lovely dark and deep

so did the witch heal them or

the blackstone is our macguffin

take it?

companions??

one bite at a time :(

"i dont know what lay in store for us when that moment comes" im sure harlan does

"we continue on, like we always have"☹️

his shit eating giggle bruh

REALL only religious when your lifes in danger. didnt arthur say that at some point

YORICK :((( I MISSED U MY AUTISTIC SON☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

the others??

ITS BEEN A WEEK???😀

miles☝️

NOOO i liked the jaw clacking :(

"i wish i could see everything youve described" ohh honey

hes so hopecore pilled rn . something terrible is going to happen

oscars letter 😞💔

excitement😟

they yassified him

chekhovs sword....

do u think theyve explored eachothers bodies

"your presence will be missed" oh definitely

we're selling our daughter to onedirection💔

we dont need money we just need plot armor

I MISSED HIS VOICE TOO :( :(

the lighter mentioned

HAHA i missed him sm

"we'll just keep it in view" poor choice of words

these two men so mysterious its gonna be someone we know

"oldest" friends . in what way

OHHHHH OHH OHHGGOHHHGG

CRAZYY THIS IS CRAZY

NOOO DONT TELL HIM 😀

I CANT BELIEVEEEE HES BACK MY FAVEEEE LOSERBOY COWARD

how old is this guy bro

bro this is literally insane rattling the bars of my enclosure

LESTERRRRR 💪💪 ARTHURR

canon gayass!!!🏳️‍🌈 love wins

hes gonna die brutally i fear #buryyourgays

GAYASSES hashtag pride #boykissers

horse jumpscare

WHAAT autism . saw a movie four times be fr . also talking to john about seeing a movie is just so cruel

ok pause i just googled . ride em cowboy is a 1942 movie . but malevolent takes place in 1934ish . well not rn coz we're in medieval england but u get it. hmmmm . this is like that waylay song that wasnt released yet when the show takes place

ok back to the story . we're so friendship is magic pilled rn

"all of what remains good-" "myself included" mmmokay?🤨

this weakass twink🧍‍♀️ be fr youve done crazier things come on

"you left the prison pits" THATS WHAT I SAIDD

john wayne mentioned ...strange

not canon . john would think arthurs talking to him and say "who's wayne" trust🙏

"so long, evrard" ok either boykissers or hes gonna die

BOYKISSERS ok sorry

when is noel coming back is he here :( pretty please

technically 🤓 we're with five ppl rn

day of wrath mentioned

WHAT motherrr mother is mothering

why r we ...😟 shes gonna kill us

bro dont get off ur high horse u wont be able to get on again

she wins the idgaf war

OKAYYY WHAT diva

radio static.......

he just cant stop killing daughters

OHHH CUNTTT💅 motherrrr

😟mmmm

is it Lillith

OMGGGG LILLTHHGHH I WAS RIGHT

LILLITH I CWNT BELIEVE IT THIS DIVA

MOTHERRR MOTHER LILLITH

HAHA casually curses you

"are u helping us" dont be stupid😐

I KNEWW ITTTT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

LILLITH KAYNE DAUGHTER CANON

guys im on top of the world rn

he called his own daughter a bitch in part 20

omg princess luna.. nightmare moon

omg shes a not!them

I DID NOT ALLOW ANYTHING☝️👺

MALEVOLENT MENTIONED

its the black stone

his dumbass

KILL HIMMMM DO IT‼️

YESSS FUCK HIM UPPPP QUEEN

harddd

"i look forward to watching you die" OKAYYYYYYYYY whos this diva

i was right about everything about lillith

antoine my husband who returned from the war . i trust him with his life

is there a mrs nyalathotep?? 👀

day of wrath weirdmageddon core

yorick u are like chatgpt unable to generate 9/11 images

bro no WOMEN are EVIL☝️ and theyre ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

YAAA HER FAVORITEEEE💥 SLAY

everyone hearing arthur mutter stuff under his breath- BRING BACK FAROE???? EXCUSE⁉️

ya no he loves lying asf

we have no choice :/ fucked up

"i dont think we should hope for that" okay😞

no one important 😟

ohhh???! 👀

A SERIF?? like a FONT?

"she can see- well not see" this happened to my good friend arthur lester

wait ur telling me yorick can just speak freely now🧍‍♀️ did i miss that

antoine casually dropping insane amounts of lore on us

john being actually useful for once

KELLINNNN☹️ MY FAVE

arthur being casually racist to yorick

😦 wuh oh . this is like being in trouble at your minimum wage job

we're just gonna tell this guy everything huh

"i trust you" rookie mistake

ummmm.😀

guys i dont think hes fully cured

"i can almost feel her gaze" HARDDD

"john wayne!🤓" "WHY👺"

was??? blud wants to be human too

hey girlll :3 whats uppp🎀

"you carry two souls within you" okayy

they both have plot armor then☝️

his heart is good :(☹️

oh hey finally some real hope

WHAT☹️ nooo 💔 diva dont die🕊️

shes spoiling the story bro

:(( oh :( ☹️ :( he wont give up

this is definitely about john

AW :( "but what do i know"

prison pits mention (again)

two broken men trying to hold hope

TONIGHT? ohh..😟

"come now, dont stop yapping on my account😁" ok bro :|

oh no he doesn't know anything hes just a freak now😦

yorick starting his human arc

His Own Thing

wait yeah no coz everyone knows about yorick hes freely yapping why were we shocked alya knew about him

[gorillawithautism]

they yassified him 💔💔💔

they yassified my boy 💔💔💔

[shaniacsboogara]

WHY DID THEY YASSIFY HIM ORIGINAL ARTHUR IS SUCH A GOOBER I LOVE HIM 😔💔

breaking my silence: arthur does not look like an aardvark. he just doesn't. WHERE IS HIS FUCKING SNOUT. WHERE ARE HIS LONG EARS. WHAT TRULY DESPICABLE GOD DECIDED TO NORMAL GUY-IFY HIS AARDVARK BASED OC TO THE POINT HIS SPECIES IS NO LONGER RECOGNIZABLE???

sure, arthur is a cute little guy, but you're telling me he's supposed to be THAT??? the absence of the snoot is GLARING. and it's not like the LORE of arthur as a whole prevents the ears and snout from existing BECAUSE LOOK AT NIGEL RATBURN.

HIS GEROMINO STILTON ASS HAS A SNOUT. AND LOOK AT BUSTER.

WHY DOES THIS WHITE BOY GET EAR PRIVILEGES BUT ARTHUR READ DOESN'T??? WHY???

[deerspherestudios]

Hi! I played your game and really, really like it, I am a huge fan of slow burn - combined with Yandere too? That's kinda rare nowadays, haha. Thanks for making it and creating Mychael, I love his design. Two questions: How many days are planned to be playable in the full release?

And

Since in just one day Mychael feels very friendly towards us (according to a post you made with where his feelings are based on a meter) does that mean he's very clingy??? Like, in just one day he feels like our friend. What little effort and words will it take for him to go from crush, to love, to whatever yandere thing he might be??? Like, is he okay??? Should I be worried???

This guy? Clingy? Nahhh. Nothing to worry about, anon :-) 🍄❤️

As for the game, long (!!!) answer below cut: might be spoiler-y might be not.

For context, here's the post mentioned above.

I'm still not sure how many days it will be, but it's definitely ranging between 4-5 days. Granted it'll be a while before the game is finished finished but I think progress will pick up as I complete assets that will be reused. I'm writing Days 2, 3 and 4 simultaneously (anyone who writes can probably relate to wanting a specific thing to happen in the story but dread writing up to it, so I skip around in order to keep my motivation and interest up)

As for relationship progression, slow burn usually means a long time passes before anything develops. But this is a VN and I'm a solo part-time dev so the scope still has to be small 😔 That said!

Mychael, as a person, is quite solitary in nature; he likes being alone and you'll find out why. He does however desire company and he's only realized just how pleasant having someone around can be (hence his reaction for the Bad Endings in Day 1 if you wish to leave/run away)

Although I'm not a fan of the 'you do one (1) nice thing any decent person would do and yandere is already head-over-heels for you' trope, I do have to make use of it but, drip-feed style? You grow closer to Mychael as you hang out with him and do little things that he appreciates. (Honestly I just realized I'm describing the typical visual novel experience just without the yandere beginning-- go! figure!!! /lh)

Example: the first thing that boosts you to immediate friend status is your willingness to accept his physical looks, something that's never happened to him before. (I know my artstyle makes him a yassified pretty boy but imagine genuinely meeting a sentient creature in real life with patchy green skin, a dextrous tail and four blinking pitch black eyes, I think I'd freak too haha) Little things like that mean a lot to him and motivates him to prolong your stay.

In a way, the MC is written to be more kinder and open-minded (at least outside of Bad Ends) than the sweet/sour personalities that come in a VN, so (for narrative AND coding purposes) I can't really diversify it much. I hope that's okay ¯\_(; v ; )_/¯ If Mychael met a more grouchy/mean MC on Day 1 he'd probably not be as attached. He'd just save you, feed you and send you home when you ask hahaha. Of course this will change as he gets to know you better, at that stage he'll be willing to overlook your flaws like any upstanding yandere

Phew this was a lot to dump in an ask but I did wanna explain my vision for the game! I enjoy yandere VNs as an escape fantasy, but it's common they start out with the yan already being invested in you or fall for you too fast!!! if that makes sense. I'm interested in yanderes in the aspect of how love (romantic or otherwise) starts from innocent affection and spirals into dark obsession!!! It's also compelling as to why a character is so devoted to someone, in this situation the MC, and I wanna write the kind of person Mychael would fall for. And personally 'love-at-first-sight' as a reason just doesn't do it for me 💔

(Disclaimer!!! I'm not saying my game is any more original or better than the other wonderful yan VNs in the works, but hopefully with Mychael as a character I can deliver that 'slow-burn-and-yearn' storyline I'd like it to be. As my itchio profile says: I make games I thirst for in secret but are sadly lacking around the internet 💔 )

Thank you for the ask!! :-D

[spock-smokes-weed]

I watched the opening of the first hobbit movie cus I wanted to watch the Elijah Wood cameo and ended up watching all the way up til the dwarfs showed up, and like I got like viscerally angry when Kíli showed up CUS HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE A DWARF 

They didn’t give him any prosthetics aside from his hands and UGH it looks so bad. He doesn’t even have a beard why did they have to yassify the dwarves 😭💔

Fìli and Thorin also got yassified but at least they look kinda dwarvish. No coincidence tho that the three conventionally attractive dwarves that don’t even look like dwarves are the ones who get the most screen time 🥴

I’m also kinda upset that all their brightly colored cloaks also got scraped :( I wanted to see Thorin run around in his sky blue hood with silver tassels

[harryfeatgaga]

Sunflower and only angel should stay on tour idc what anyone says I love love love sunflower

ME TOOOOO

Anonymous asked: So my brother refused to like Harry all this years and after last night he was all “maybe he’s not that bad 🤔🤔” lmfao

EKDJNFHUJIKNVHJI PLEASE

Anonymous asked: The bunnies & other animals mating in the montage before he went on stage last night makes me feel like I was valid in my initial thought about the love on tour bunnies representing fucking like rabbits 🤪🤪

SO TRUEEEEEE

Anonymous asked: It’s too early to cry

PLEASEEEEE

Anonymous asked: harry's cousin story😔 the little baby watching him play😔😔😔😔 i cryyyyyyyy

I KNOWWWWW

Anonymous asked: NAURRR XANDER WAS THERE!!! HIM LISTENING TO BOYFRIENDS LIKE 🫣well......this is awks🫣

IM CYRUIOFKTGJNBHUVIJKM

Anonymous asked: someone asked who mitch was on twitter and someone said “yassified jesus” 😭😭

KEJHBRGFYUHIVJKOL

Anonymous asked: I literally love Shania. I am obsessed with her

SO ICONIC

Anonymous asked: i’m so proud 😭😭😭😭 he did so good!

SO FUCKING GOOOOD

Anonymous asked: The chemistry between Harry and Shania…why is this performance so hot

NO LITERALLY

Anonymous asked: he is 100% gonna get the best sleep of his life after tonight

SO TRUEERTGRE

Anonymous asked: I’m literally dancing and screaming in my bedroom in the dark at 4am 😂😂😂😂

MEEEEE

Anonymous asked: he’s spoiling us 😩

Anonymous asked: He is feeding us so fucking well

HE FUCKIGN FEDDDD UPPPPPP

Anonymous asked: the strip tease 💔 he’s such a slut i love him

WHOREEEEEE

Anonymous asked: My heart just grew million times bigger I love him soooooooo much MY BABIEEEEEE

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Anonymous asked: I can wait for the tour 😭😭😭😭

ME TOORKTFJGNV

Anonymous asked: that was one of THE best carolina performances EVER IM CREAMING

SO GOD DAMN SEYXCHGHFJVK

Anonymous asked: AS IT WAS IS SO GOOD LIVE ARE WE JOKING

SO FUCKIGN GGODOODIKJFN

Anonymous asked: That leaked track list was real…. Okay it’s camp I guess 😵‍💫

Anonymous asked: not that track list being right 😵‍💫

ITS CAMPPOKDJNFBHVJKL

Anonymous asked: wait after Harr y sang wms on SNL how soon did he release it

IT LITERALLY DROPPED AS SNL STARTED HES INSANE

Anonymous asked: already got a “harry styles is gay?” text from my cousin, i know my nanas is coming in the morning 🙏🏽

KOEJNDBFHGHUIJGVOK

Anonymous asked: Forever thankful he stayed headlining Friday. If he was on Sunday night, I’d be getting ready for work now after being awake 24 hours

GOD I KNWEODPF I WAS NEARLY UP FOR 24 HOURS LAST NIGHTGJIVK

[hyunjinspark]

jade, you truly just keep out doing yourself with every update i can’t take it anymore 😭 the way felix is acting is so frustrating but i honestly like how it’s making y/n start to stand up for herself more and more. especially after the fight on the porch where she just backed down and apologised even though she wasn’t at fault for felix not being able to articulate his feeling towards her lol (i almost cried reading that it made me feel for her SO much). when hyunjin told her things that happened weren’t her fault and having her think about how nobody ever said that to her before broke my heart. i love y/n so much you’ve build her character in such a well written way that makes me want to cradle her and hide her in my pocket forever :( and finally getting hyunjins pov omg… the way he’s been aware of his feeling for what seems to be a while now made me so happy dhdjsk i need him to give her a fat smooch and not think of whatever consequences that might have PLEASE i wish y/n would open up about her plans to move to the city to yeonjun or hyunjin cause it would definitely give her some much needed and deserved support. ohhh also loving the friendship that seems to be developing between minho and hyunjin or well at least it seems they’ve been talking a bit. also felix being adamant on hyunjin coming back for sketchy reasons hmmmm does he know something we don’t or does he just assume. i’m looking forward to that coming up again lol but after seeing hyunjins pov i definitely think he might’ve gone back to see the cute girl from the art shop aside from whatever other reasoning he had to come back. all in all what the fuck. the angst. the drama. i will never be able to read anything else after this fic is done it just blew my standards up so fucking high nothing will be able to keep up. also want to thank you for updating so quick and consistently it must be so much work. u must be so big brained to do all this so fast and well executed i’m just imagining u as a yassified version of megamind helpsjdj i’m getting off track anyway ur amazing i’m obsessed with ur writing ilyy <33 (and i’ve decided to come off anon instead of becoming an emoji anon hehe)

i know you sent this a couple of days ago, but im just getting around to all the longer reviews 🥺 they make my heart swell ❣️

sorry to make you almost cry but yn is definitely breaking out of the narrative she’s had and been living for her life in daejon, and perhaps the fight with yb was needed for that ☹️

im so happy you love her character and want to protect her 😤 she should definitely move to the city indeed, maybe that is exactly what she needs at the moment to grow as her own person 💔

hyun’s pov was so important too, to explain why he acts the way he does or why he’s careful about some things. 💔

a yassified version of megamind ? 😭😭 your last paragraph made me cry and then laugh. it makes me so so happy to hear that. it is a lot of work but that’s okay because the love i get from you is so worth it 🫶🏻❤️‍🩹 ily too !!!

[dedtoot]

I think I'll elaborate more, because this post is a prime material of getting screenshoted and spread around with false claims(talking like i have a big following bruh)

Most important part out of the way(there are more hot takes below, but these are not as important as this statement )

It's not bad that they feel uncomfortable by the design. People have the right to feel anything, even if they're misguided

I certainly am uncomfortable with how most fandoms treats things regarding ethnicity, even though most fandom will see these things as normal

But this attitude with "I don't like it everyone fix it NOW" is what makes this tweet infamous in my eyes. Makes me think that the author was trolling. But this mindset is unfortunately pretty common, so I'm still taking it at face value

The claim itself, that whatever thing from JSR series is racist, is definitely grinding my gears

Because not only it just ignores everything presented in the games themselves, but also ignores a very important context that this is a game series from early 2000s and that's a long ass time ago

Our standards changed a lot

Is it wrong to criticise discriminatory things from old media? Absolutely not, I do it too. But, at the end of the day, this is just the environment it was made in. You can't change it, but you can educate people about it

But is JSR even racist??

Is a game, where the narrator, coolest guy ever and basically the star of the show, is a black guy, and features three more black playable characters, which are viewed positively by a lot of POC people, racist?

Not saying that they're a monolith and think the same way(in fact, Combo's model in JSR gets rightfully criticised) but from my experience, i saw majority of people liking these characters.

Like devs could easily not put these characters in. In fact, one concept art of DJ K shows him looking like Beat, probably is intended to be seen as having light skin. They could've easily went with that, but they didn't. Almost like it says something

But then you can say that all of this doesn't matter, since these characters have the donut lips

But they don't

Like they literally don't have them

There's one JSR artwork in existence that has them and SURPRISE it's not with Tab

It's Combo(again)(man can't catch a break💔 )

But the rest? Nah. Literally doesn't fit the definition. You can clearly see that there's an upper and lower lip. They're seperated. Look more like sausages tbh. And that's just how lips here are drawn for guys. For girls they're smaller and more shaped. Is it good?? Idk you decide. But it's definitely a stylistic choice, that's better seen with JSRF art

In fact, JSRF Combo and Tab have a very similar lip shape. Yeah. It's just that Tab's lips are colored

Never seen hate for JSRF Combo, so it makes me think that you just hate Tab for wearing lipstick. Smh

Not to mention that everyone calling his lips "ugly" just rubs me the wrong way. People with big lips exist, guys. Sometimes they're not the prettiest, but that's just how they are. Creating not pretty characters is not a crime

Tab is already getting yassified to hell, don't demonise big lips like that

So yeah that's all i wanted to say, think what you want tho. I'm just stating what i think

The story i told in the tags of a previous post made me remember a real funny thing

One time i was threatened over making a joke about yoyo, comparing him to ghiaccio from jjba

That person?

The same one who created the tab hot take

On a fucking series anniversary no less

Remember this happening very clearly cuz i just got into jsr back then

So yeah small world

[sweet-milky-tea705]

You yassified him 😞💔

Made the MBTI type INTJ

(Don't call him daddy pls-)