#Now I start the EdS 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[claiai]

Guys I got my masters today ❤️✨❤️✨❤️

[toziersspaghettihead]

Less than a month back into my reddie hyperfixation and I’ve already returned to my beloved werewolf Richie thoughts.

Okay so, hear me out.

-🤡

Richie gets bit that summer, some time between patching up Ben and meeting everyone at the quarry. It’s all a blur, of course, Richie was terrified and had enough stress and adrenaline shooting through him already as it was. He knew to run which he did (assuming it was someone’s rabid dog) .

He had a joke thrown in there somewhere about how some men really need to keep a tighter leash on their bitches but that’s really not here nor there because he doesn’t make it very far.

It’s over and done with in the span of five minutes, he raced through a back alley with untied shoes and a heart racing faster than his feet could ever move.

Of course the back door to the Aladdin is locked, it’s the only time all summer that it has been. He’s been sneaking in there all june and dragging Eddie with him, they’d sit in the back huddled up close pretending to be paying customers all the while.

The lock doesn’t stop him from reaching for a loose brick and smashing it to bits but he’s never been quite as fast as Eddie or as strong as Bill and by the time he’s whipping the rusted door open and full bodily flinging himself inside- There’s pain.

It hurts like a bitch, teeth sinking into the thin skin of his ankle and Richie is sure if the movie playing behind him wasn’t a slasher; all of Derry would’ve heard him scream.

-But it’s just his luck that some big chested broad is getting slashed up on the silver screen as the tendons snap beneath the pressure of canines.

He isn’t sure what urges him to slam the door right on that dog’s ugly fucking maw but he does, and he does it hard enough that he hurts himself too. It doesn’t quite compare to the dog bite that stings and burns in a way that Richie is pretty sure has to mean he now has rabies- but hey, at least he’s still kicking , right?

The six o’clock show had only just started and Richie doesn’t feel like explaining this to anyone just yet so he pulls himself up and hobbles to the back row.

It isn’t the same without Eddie next to him, he doesn’t talk through the whole movie just to make him laugh or sneakily drop popcorn down Eddie’s shirt until they both nearly get kicked out from the rant that would soon follow.

He lets his ankle rest on the spot that’s usually reserved for his best friend and practically rips off his Hawaiian shirt to keep the seat clean.

Richie can practically hear Eds pestering voice ;“I’m not sitting on that, Richie! That’s how you get a blood born virus, Nuh uh”

He’s sure he must have passed out at some point because the two hours come and go in the blink of an eye. The lights blink on, people are picking up the crap they’ve left laying around and Richie- Well, Richie isn’t even fucking bleeding anymore.

The shirt under his ankle is caked in flakey red but Richie’s actual ankle is..fine? Aside from a gnarly black and blue that will definitely be easier to explain to his mother; there’s nothing there.

It’s almost like nothing happened at all.

Except it’s not.

Richie books it from the Aladdin, his bloody shirt in his shorts pocket and doesn’t stop until he’s in the safety of his own room. It’s not the first time that Richie thanks the universe for being an only child but it’s probably the first time that day as he practically rips the receiver of his landline off its hook.

He doesn’t even remember calling Eddie.

“Kaspbrak Re-“

“Dude, I got fucking attacked by a dog!” Richie doesn’t bother letting Eddie finish; his story is too big.

“You what?! Why aren’t you in the hospital, Dickwad?? This is how you get an infection!”

Richie raises an eyebrow that he knows Eddie can’t see, not that it matters, Eddie always knows.

“-because I’m fine now, Eds.”

Somewhere on the other end, Richie can hear whistling, it’s a high pitch sound that grates on his nerves and frays every cohesive thought he has.

Over that whistling, Eddie sharply inhales “-Don’t call me that and what do you mean fine? You just said you got attacked by a fucking dog!”

Richie’s eyes dart around his own room, searching for a reprieve from that awful pitch as he speaks “I don’t know? It bit me and now I’m fine, okay? But I think it had rabies.”

“If you have rabies, you should go to the hosp-“

But Richie can’t let him finish because that sound might just drive him crazy. Well, crazier than he already is after surviving an attack from a rabid dog.

“-Don’t you hear that?”

There’s a pause on the other end, no doubt Eddie listening for whatever it is that has Richie so uncomfortable.

“Rich, hear what? There’s nothing there.”

“You don’t hear that whistling? It’s the worst thing I’ve ever fucking heard.”

There’s shuffling from the receiver as Eddie moves around his own room and a soft slamming sound “I think my mom is whistling outside? She does that when she’s gardening.”

Eddie pauses before tacking on “what the fuck does that have to do with a rabid dog?”

-And shit like that just keeps happening.

Richie has no god damn peace left, between fighting a space clown and turning into a friggin monster; you would think that puberty would be the least of his problems.

But then again, he’s stuffed into a hammock with Eddie and he smells so sweet. Of course, he still smells like teenage boy, they all do but there’s a sweetness there; like his smell picked up the gentle parts of his personality.

All of the losers have a bit of personality to their cents, Richie can tell them apart from a mile away. Bev (aside from the cigarette smoke they’re both cloaked in) has the distinct scent of cinnamon, it almost has a bite to it; just like her. Bill smells like rain (Richie tries hard not to linger on it), Stan smells like fresh cut grass, Mike for reasons Richie still hasn’t figured out; always smells like cloves and Ben smells a lot like sawdust (in the most pleasant way Richie can describe it)

He thought of those scents a lot during his first full moon, when he was scared and alone. He hadn’t been as confused as he had expected. Then again he spent two weeks trying to understand how he healed from a rabid dog attack.

That full moon, instead of running through the woods and howling aimlessly , he founds his way to Eddie’s house and he sat there holding vigil until the sun rose in the sky.

On the nights where Richie tries so hard to stay away, he wakes up under Eddie’s window anyway.

The closest he ever came to telling Eddie the truth was the day he got bit. The next morning, when Richie practically fell out of bed and didn’t have a single mark on his body; he realized it was better if no one knew.

That also meant lying his ass off when Eddie runs into the club house every month to mention that he saw a giant wolf outside his fucking window again.

-and that’s just the beginning

[saltpepperbeard]

hi lets show some love for our mutuals. tag your favorite mutuals and tell them why you love them

Oh, anon <3. I so very love that you're spreading this loveliness around, because I ALSO love talking about dear mutuals so LET'S GOOOOO:

@ella-doe - My WIFEY <3. Arguably the #1 Stiddies Fan, and ASSUREDLY the #1 Daddy Jenki-(GETS SHOT). Talking to her is always such a delight; she's so lovely and supportive. Started from the bottom (occasionally screaming over something in DM's), now we're here <3 (married like 4 or 5 times over at this point idk).

@blakbonnet - MY PARTNER IN CLOWN CRIMES 🤡. Any time ANYTHING clown-specific occurs, Meow is like the first person I think of hsdjksds. And I think the feeling is mutual; we both have matching rainbow wigs at this point 🤡🤡🤡. Can't wait to start the clownery right back up after season 2 airs lmao like ALRIGHT, SEASON 3 TRAILER???? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

@dickfuckk - Josh and I were having a time and a half when some footage of Taika in his S2 Ed getup dropped lmao. Like we Saw God for a split second there. So he understands me on like a fundamental and deep level. He ALSO has saved my life numerous times when it comes to panels, or any other sort of cast/crew-related video. Had it not been for his sacrifices and battles against Pop[redacted] lmao, I would've missed MANY a panel.

@bizarrelittlemew - Talented beyond belief, like holy SHIT. Makes immaculate gif sets (DJenks even reblogged one so like, 🎵can I make it anymore obvviousss🎵), and is also an INSANE writer. Need y'all to know that Keep Your 'Lectric Eye On Me, Babe is in my regular rotation, but I'm just always so SO astounded by everything she makes.

@snake-snack-stede - Regularly makes me laugh OUT LOUD with her memes and commentary. Like, if ever I come across a post with her name on it, I know there's like a 100000000% chance it will make me release some sort of "bAHAAAAA." The wheezes I've whoozed,,, So, she's always very much a welcome presence on my dash.

@sherlockig - If EVER you need a good screen grab/edit of OFMD, Alexz is 10000% your best bet. Has probably captured and edited every inch of the show, which is perfect for the times where you want to see a specific moment and cry/throw up/pass out over it being so wonderfully frozen.

@stedebonnets - The sweetest, loveliest darling of a human being I ever did know. Is always SO wonderfully supportive, and just radiates warmth and niceties. Also makes IMMACULATE gifs; inspired me to turn up the Coloring Heat on a lot of my own, really! And I also just learned that the first OFMD thing I ever reblogged was actually one of her sets, so she's VERY IMPORTANT TO ME SHDJKLS <3

@xoxoemynn - Speaking of understanding me on a deep and fundamental level lmao, EM UNDERSTANDS ME ON A DEEP AND FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL SHDKJS. We keep cracking each other up because like, we'll share the most random opinion ever, only for us to realize we align EXACTLY. she makes me feel Seen, okay. she makes me feel UNDERSTOOD SHDJKSL. Also, her writing is so so lovely, and her presence is even lovelier <3

@forpiratereasons - Produces some of my favorite writing in the entire fandom. I am so SO fond of so many of her stories, and regularly re-visit a lot of them. Insane to me that we regularly cross paths now, because I remember seeing her works before I was officially in the fandom. AND NOW SHE REBLOGS MY SETS??? AND I CAN ALSO SCREAM DIRECTLY @ HER???? #BLESSED HSDJKLS

@not-nervous-jester - And SPEAKING of favorite writing, darling Jams wrote one of my favorites aka Somewhere in the Water. YES, I bring this up a lot, but LISTEN LMAO, I NEED THEM TO KNOW 🔪. I NEED THEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW LOVELY IT IS/THEY ARE 🔪🔪❤️❤️ HSKDJS. And aside from their lovely writing, they also Hear Me Out and hype up my silly goofy screaming fits, which is ALWAYS appreciated <3

@skysofrey - AN ABSOLUTE RAY OF SUNSHINE. I see those 💛💛💛 in the tags or on a post, and just immediately feel so much sunnier myself. Just so so sweet and lovely, and just like Jams, ALSO furthers my hollering/analysis/breakdowns PFFFF. A Hypeman (gn) for the Screams™

@crueley - Yet another person who just Gets my Taika breakdowns, and has also been the DIRECT CAUSE OF MANY SHDKLSKD. Like sometimes I'll just wander into their gif tag, and lol oh no BOOM I've suddenly spiraled down into the abyss. But I can't even be mad about it because we bonded over Mostin Posts, and have been crashing downwards ever since <3 PFFF

@awkward-fallen-angel - Extremely fond of Heather, because he was one of the first people to ever try and talk to me when I first got into the fandom! It's always very daunting wandering into a fandom space, especially after the fact/after things have already dropped. So, she made me feel welcomed/included, and allowed me to find my footing a bit faster as a result. And even though he's busier with life, I still always think about her! Like, that one picture from last October-ish where it was all the spooky mutuals around the cafeteria table? STILL THE MOOD <3

@blackbeardskneebrace - Miles' art drives me bonkers bananas in the best way possible. They always capture the likeness of the characters SO freaking well, and have posted so many creative pieces that my mind gets boggled on the regular. Also, my go-to for FORGS,,, I really love froggies as well, so seeing Little Guys and subsequent facts about them on my dash is SUCH a delight.

@darkinerry - Regularly decks me upside the head with Taika footage I've never seen before, and I cannot express how happy that makes me LMAO. Like, I'll just be minding my business, and suddenly I'll be steaming in a Jodi-shaped crater in the ground because a Taika Gym Set or something equivalent from Marlena has slammed my sorry self through sheets of bedrock idk </3.

@adickaboutspoons - Writes the most poetic, and I mean, THE most poetic tags. I regularly get exposed to just lovely MASTERPIECES of thoughts, and it's like reading a beautiful fanfiction at the bottom of a gif set. Also, regularly backs Stede up, which is always appreciated because I'm holding him so tenderly in my hands at all times. So she GETS IT <3

@aha-my-villainous-thoughts - Creates some of the most striking art EVER. I've said this before, and I'll say it again; the usage of COLOR knocks my socks clean-off. like lol they're gone where did they go idk i am SOCKLESS OVER SUCH LUMINESCENCE. Every piece seems to GLOW, and it's just an absolute marvel to stumble across each and every time. I'm just in a constant state of being blown away, and LOSING MY SOCKS SHDJKLS <3

[adickaboutspoons]

🤡🛒⛔ for the meme!

⛔ Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?

I prefer to think of most of my WIPs as in long-term holding patterns, but yeah, there's a couple that will prolly never get developed further. There's one I wrote to entertain my Discord girlies (g/n) as an canon-divergence to 1x7 where Jack is drunk enough to black out before whippies part II & drunken Ed goes to see about Stede reading in his bunk. And I quoted entirely too much "Tess of the D'urbervilles" and there is drunken knifeplay.

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

I'm constitutionally incapable of not comparing Stede to the sun or going on at length about Ed's incredible eyes. You know it's an envinoveritas joint if Stede is deeply oblivious or, at the very least, nobly restrained when it comes to Ed, because he's fundamentally incapable of believing that anyone, much less *Ed*, could be attracted to him. Oh, also I'm a little obsessed with Ed creatively swearing in his head - if the fic is from his POV, there WILL be at least on instance where he's all "Fucking fuck a motherless poxy cock-swallowing twat waffle of a duck taint in hell."

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh? I think I'm a pretty funny writer, but I don't really laugh at my own jokes. That said, I'm not above a self-satisfied smile. Here's a scene from a Taskmaster AU I've been pecking away at for the entertainment of my Discord girlies (g/n). The premise is that, while recording the tasks, Stede got assigned a solo task to send cheeky texts to Greg's phone every day for five months, only to find out at the record for the in-studio part of the show that Greg hadn't received a single one; Stede had sent them all to the wrong number. Which started to text back after the episode aired...

He climbed out of bed, wincing just a little when he stretched and cursing his old bones. He went to the bathroom, brushed the bog-taste from his mouth, pulled on some clean clothes, then grabbed his phone to go downstairs and put on some tea. A calming brew might be just the thing, depending on what William S. Hornberry, Esq. had to say. Will answered on the second ring. “It’s already on telly, Stede. You really just need to put Channel 4 as far from your mind as possible,” he sighed into the phone without any preamble. “No - I mean, yes, I know. This is not about that. Well, adjacent to that. What I mean to say is I got a reply. From the person I’ve been texting in error I mean.” There was another sigh down the line, and the sound of Will taking a sip of a calming brew of his own. “Okay. Let’s have it.” “What?” “Read it to me - what does it say?” Stede picked the Taskmaster phone up off the counter and thumbed the power button. He undid the lock screen (a picture of Greg’s disapproving face staring out at him), and pulled up the text window. “Oh! There’s more since I went to bed last night!” he said. He skimmed over the new message quickly. So far, no indication that this was going to go south! Excellent. He judiciously tempered his excitement until he heard Will’s opinion, though. Will waited in polite silence. Stede cleared his throat, scrolled back up to where the messages started, and read it all off to him. “‘Loved the show tonight.' 'Been loving the texts even more.' 'Keep ‘em coming.' 'Sexy.' That’s all the stuff from before I went to bed. The new stuff says: ‘You deserved more than 2 points for Kings Quest. That game rocked.' 'Let me know when you’re done playing with floppy things. I’ve got something hard I think you might be interested in.’ So what do we think? Doesn’t seem like they’re inclined to sue me, right?” “Well, if he is, he won’t have a leg to stand on now that he’s flirting back,” Will answered with a hearty chortle. “Flirting? What - no! Just being cheeky, surely? Giving as good as they got.” Another heavy sigh heaved its way down the line. “Stede, I say this not just as your lawyer, but, after all these years, someone I hope you think of as a dear friend. You don’t have the best track record when it comes to realizing someone is flirting with you.” “I think I’d know if someone was flirting with me.” Stede huffed. “Name one time you’ve seen someone flirt with me and I didn’t recognize it.” There was a long silence. So long that Stede pulled the phone away from his ear to see if the call had dropped. “Just-” Stede pulled the phone back to his ear quickly, “Just send yourself screencaps from the Taskmaster phone, ok? Just in case it gets deactivated? That way you’ll still have the evidence. Leave it to me to prove intent.” “Okay,” Stede agreed. “Do you want me to forward it to you as well?” “God no - I don’t want your Etonian smut. Not until absolutely necessary at least.” “You’re hilarious,” Stede said wryly. “No, that’s your job. Goodbye, Stede. I’m charging you for the whole hour.” “Hilarious,” Stede repeated and rang off.

[technicianuprisingau]

A Guide to Technician Ability Modes Reboot - Normal Mode

Navigation: 01 Normal | 02 Sword >

"Technician Kirby online! The future is bright!"

Skill List:

Basic Attack: Stab - Stabs an opponent with the drill. Basic Attack: Slash - Slashes an opponent with the drill. Drill Breaker - Leaps up and thrusts from the skies, ramming to an opponent of choice to push them to the ground or forward across the battlefield. Drill Launcher - Launches the drill for a projectile strike. Is half the power of Drill Breaker, but with less stamina. Underground Dig - Drills down to the ground as an escape route. Ground may rumble when the skill is still in use. Tech Guard - Creates a holographic dome as a defense method. Spectra Scan - Scans a weapon/object/enemy/attack/ability star to gain a different Ability Mode if viable. If an enemy is scanned, they will feel mildly dazed for a few seconds. The new Ability Mode will override this skillset with a new one and can be neutralized/removed at any time within Kirby's command, converting it into an ability star once ejected.

Note: -All 'Basic Attacks' are considered able to be combo-ed -Ability Modes that Kirby has may differ from Robobot Armor in terms of skillsets and weaponry, as both are considered separate

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Starting off with the basics. Could've posted this earlier... if I wasn't distracted with Sword Mode's sheet placement 🤡 But overall, this doesn't change as much.

Now nearly everything you have to know is on the sheet itself so I don't have to write like a big ol' fool! I can't wait to do the other modes. Up next is Sword!

[wearfinethingsalltoowell]

*reverberated wizard voice* ✨ I CAST ✏️🏅🤡 UPON YE ✨

Hey! Ty for the ask!

What is your fave fic from another writer?

There are so many but the ones in my brain now are the fic @epersonae wrote during the Beard Wars, and anything from the lovely @edsbacktattoo

What fic are you most proud of?

The 5+1 TealOranges fic I started but never finished. It’s only two short chapters atm but I adore it so much. (5 Times Jim Clung to Olu like a Koala + 1 more time)

There’s also my Ed/Frenchie bonding fic that I really like

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever written

The Ouizzy fic

[billy-crudup]

How are you feeling after last night’s episode?

i hope this is about FAM bc there are 3 shows im currently watching that release on fridays lol

uhhhh well, all my previous asks aged like milk 🤡 i already read the spoilers for ep9 two days ago so i knew what’s coming :// that last margo x sergei scene broke me, i cried ���� sergei's delulus didn't come trululu.... also genuinely enjoyed that ed and kelly scene at the end, ed's character arc is really making sense to me now. but the rest…. idk season 4 is my least favorite season so far, i’ll be honest. i truly don't care about the mars crew and the asteroid. and i can’t say that reading about sergei’s death in the spoilers surprised me. it was upsetting at first, sure, but i still don’t get why would they bring him back for a few eps just to kill him, and why would irina do smth that risky. i found this whole plot line very annoying, it felt like i was watching some kind of torture porn, since most of the characters on FAM suffer through hell and never get their happy ending (except for ellen, good for her!). we never saw margo and sergei be happy together or live with each other, and it was very unsatisfactory to me that we only saw them long for each other and suffer just for sergei to die like that. i'm not saying they should have went to brazil (that plan seemed impossible from the very start) but those crumbs we got were not enough for me. i couldn’t even cry when he was killed bc i was just so DONE with everything. can’t even begin to imagine what margo’s gonna be like in s4 finale, it’s gonna be hard to watch 😭 she doesn't deserve this

[scribeofpnakotis]

📓📓👀

Daingit I should have known it would be you 😂

Um ok here's to WIP hell I guess.

The first one is the OFMD idea I'm pretty sure you know about already but w/e. Basic plot is;

Alma runs away to sea at some point post ep10 but before the Blackbonnet reunion

She is found stowing away on a ship Ed & co are raiding

When asked what she's doing there (obviously rich kid, fairly clean and well fed etc etc) she says she's looking for her dad (just. Pretend this works with how e10 ended.)

In spite of himself, Ed is kind of invested. Life After Stede has been painfully, mind numbingly boring when it isn't just crushingly sad and he's once again desperate for a break in the monotony. Not getting attached this time though, no sir 🤡

There's a background here where since s1 Ed & Izzy's dynamic has gotten just, way more blatantly abusive, with Izzy lashing out with threats and verbal abuse (never in front of the crew) whenever he feels Ed isn't performing 'Blackbeard' convincingly enough. Most of the time, Ed's just dissociating to get through the day.

Anyway Ed decides he wants to help Alma find her dad (he has no idea who he is, she's not giving a name), with the justification to Izzy & the crew that she's obviously rich so her dad will probably pay a huge ransom to get her back.

So then there's an extended period of Alma living on the Revenge with Ed, Izzy, Jim & Frenchie & the rest of the crew

There's cute kid bonding with the crew bc I'm not made of stone, but the primary focus of this part of the story is on the dynamic between Ed, Alma and Izzy

Specifically with it mirroring the dynamic of Ed & his parents growing up

Alma= bb!Ed

Izzy= Ed's dad

Ed= His mum

So then it's Alma's POV of Izzy's abuse of Ed getting worse and eventually starting to spill over to her (Izzy generally fucking hates that there's this rando kid here now and also specifically thinks she's in the way of Ed being Blackbeard properly)

Culmination of the fic is Ed either killing or firing or otherwise doing something to Izzy to protect Alma (thematically it has to be murder but I don't like making my blorbo kill people)

This brings the parallel full circle with Ed protecting the kid he's basically adopted from a shitty violent white man in the way he wishes his mum had been able to protect him from his dad

Generic Blackbonnet Reunion Epilogue

The second idea newer and more vague but basically it's a TMA/Good Omens crossover called 'Hope, Love and Indigestion' (came up with the title first, can you tell?)

Current plot points include;

Aziraphale finds Pinhole Books while searching for a rare bible (leitners that are bibles anyone??)

The Boys(gn) adopt Gerry & exorcise Mary's horrible skin ghost & also get closure for Eric's horrible skin ghost

Something about how the Good Omens 'god' is the inverse of the TMA fear Entities, two halves of a whole that cannot exist without each other as per gomens themes about how binaries are dumb

Angels & demons are the positive entity equivalent of the fear avatars??? Maybe? Somehow?

Also I think Adam Young & Agnes Montague would get on really well

Mostly this is about how I like making A&C adopt traumatised children from other media

[sinclairmaxwellao3]

HERE WE GOOOOO!

😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?

A: Ugh. My very first rendition of By Deaths To Die in the HP fandom. It was just C R I N G E. That or my HP/Undertaker fanfic? Yikes.

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?

A: T R A G ED Y, BABY! XD I love the angst.

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

A: Pretty much any time Eclipse is on screen in Lambs and Slaughters. xD He’s the funniest character, in my opinion.

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

A: Do cliffhangers count? xD

✍ Do you have a beta reader?

A: Only Google Docs spell check unfortunately. 

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

A: Loss, for sure. My dad died this past fall after a long and painful battle with cancer and so that’s been something that’s been a common theme in my writing ever since his diagnosis. 

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

A: Oh gosh! So far, probably either of my Blood Moon/Sun stories! They are the best! :)

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

A: I love my writing and it’s so fun! :3 Whether it’s been my novels or my fics, I just love it!

💋 First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?

A: I like them! As long as that’s not the whole focus, you know? So much good stuff comes after the first kiss in a relationship! And not just the sex part either. The juicy, emotional stuff!

🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

A: Yes! Though my choices do not always mesh. xD Hazbin Hotel soundtrack and Breaking Benjamin! LOL.

🛠What tools/programs/apps do you use to write?

A: I know its base, but I use just Goggle Docs. That way I can go from writing on my computer to writing on the go on my phone when I need and it autosyncs.

⛔ Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?

A: The aforementioned HP By Deaths To Die fic unfortunately. What I did write on it is still up for posterity’s sake but I’m not interested in continuing it. I’ve lost interest in writing for that fandom over the years so I don’t imagine I’ll go back to it. But who knows!

🙋‍♀️ Do any irl people know you write fanfic?

A: Yeah, I’m not particularly shy about it but there are very few people I will discuss the details with. Only people like my bestie and my sister that I know won’t judge me (because they read/write it too xD).

🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?

A: This one is easy! I wrote a story called Whispers of Another Soul (it may be my only ever rated G fic actually xD) for my daughter that’s about a proto-M.X.E.S. meeting and making friends with Moon and eventually Sun via the network we see in the FNAF: SB Ruin DLC. I wanted to write something that she could read and she has me read it to her at bed time pretty regularly so I may just have to have it hardbound for her bookshelf. :)

🍷 Do you drink and write?

A: Yep! On occasion! Usually though, it’s just coffee but I do enjoy wine or a beer after dinner and I’m usually writing then. 

🍆 Do you write the spicy stuffs? If so, what's your most popular nsfw fic?

A: Hoooooo yeah I do. xD To date, since I started writing online in 2007, my most popular fic with spice was my HP/Supernatural fic called His Companion Was The Grave but my favorite spicy works to write overall have been my Blood Moon/Sun ones in The Sun and Moon Show Fandom!

🌞 Do you have a preferred time of day to write?

A: Aaaaalllll day every day. Surprisingly, it takes me a while to get a chapter out (Even longer if I’m trying to listen to things while I do or if my daughter is out of school) which, given my honestly absurd writing schedule, probably surprises my regular readers. I sit at my laptop for hours and hours. It’s honestly probably pretty unhealthy and come July, I’m going to be cutting my schedule down to twice a week instead of every other day.

💖 What made you start writing?

A: I’ve been fascinated by writing since fourth grade when I realized that “Holy shit, I can make anything happen on paper, any kind of world and person!”. It was like…the greatest epiphany of my life. We were doing a creative writing section in my class and I’ve never looked back. Thank you, Mr. Madison. All of the shameless literary porn I’ve put out into the world is all thanks to you. xD

💌 How do you feel about comments and feedback?

A: They are my favorite part of writing! :D I only actually started Tumblr at all because my readers wanted a place for easier audience engagement and I am super active in my comments sections! I love seeing fanart of my work and people making fics based on mine or inspired by it. It’s so flattering and I love it so much! :)

❌ What's a trope you will never write?

A: Ugggggghhhhhhh. Maybe the “Chosen One” trope or the “Insta-Love even though we were sworn enemies our whole lives” bullcrap. Relationships need struggle! And character growth! Go forth and trauma bond but don’t skip over the good stuff like the character/relationship development! Oh! Ending it all with “it was just a dream”. Yeah no. Just don’t.

💲 Would you ever open commissions?

A: Well I’m not an artist but yeah sure! If it was writing commissions! :) That could be fun!

🧐 Do you spend much time researching for your stories?

A: Oh yeah. For my original Thaumaturgy novel trilogy I spent weeks researching. The same with any of my fics, really. 

🏆 What's your most popular fic?

A: To date, it is my Companion Is The Grave Hp/Supernatural fic but it has been up for several years now and both of those fandoms are MASSIVE so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

🎃 Do you write fics for certain holidays? Which is your favorite holiday inspired fic?

A: I haven’t yet but I’m not opposed to it. :)

🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?

A: Yes! I have one reader in particular that is really good at it! :) You know who you are! ;) 

🎨 How do you feel about fan art of your stories?

A: I LOOOVVVEEEEEE IIITTTTTT! FEEEEEEEEEDDD MEEEEEEEE! XD But seriously, there are fanart has actually inspired some of my most beloved scenes! QuirkyFries has done so, so many amazing pieces for my work (like fifteen or so now?) and was the very first person to ever make fanart of my work. :) It’s super flattering.

📈 How many fics do you have?

A: As of this post, 50 on Ao3 though I’m not sure I ported over all of my fics from FFN when I migrated over. I started on FFN in 2007 and on Ao3 in mid 2012.

🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?

A: Outline, every time. If I don’t, I won’t finish them.

👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

A: I’m so stoked for MerMay! I’m doing a TSAMS/Subnautica fic with Leviathan boys! It will feature Blood Moon/Sun, Kill Code/Moon, and Eclipse/Solar/Ruin. ;)

🤗 What advice would you give to new fanfic writers that are just getting started?

A: Don’t let the flames get you down but be willing to take constructive criticism. Not everyone who tells you that there are ways to make your work better is doing it to be mean-spirited. Your readers are one of your most valuable resources! :) Also, READ! Read long and read different things! Take note of what you like to see and what makes the reading easier to take in. That will help you learn how to format your own work better than almost anything. 

💞 Who's your comfort character?

A: Sun and Moon. Definitely. xD

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

A: Uh…Blood Moon! Go!

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

A: I have so many! I really enjoy writing Kill Code and Eclipse right now. :)

🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

A: Probably not in this post but I actually post snippets and such from my works here all the time so stay tuned! ;) 

😬 Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?

A: Oh my fucking-. xD Uhhhh…Most of them that are really spicy I guess? Probably my A/B/O ones? Or the super kinky ones? xD Actually, no, maybe that aforementioned HP/Undertaker one. God, that is so fucking embarrassing. 

🎉 What leads you to consider a fic a success?

A: Whether people enjoy it! :) 

✅ What's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?

A: Certain turns of phrase, especially when it comes to spicy scenes. xD It’s something I’m very conscious of and trying to remedy. 

📚 Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?

A: I would love that so much! I’ve published four novels but I self-published and the biggest part of self-publishing is ADVERTISING and I’m just honestly fucking horrible at that? xD However, my works are available on Amazon and Kindle with one novel for teen audiences and the trilogy for adults! :) I can be found under the pseud C.L. McReynolds. <3

⌛ How long does it take you to write a fic, or a chapter?

A: Mmmmm…it depends. Some are longer than others but my current writing schedule is every other day. 

🤯 What's a genre you struggle with as a writer (ex. romance, action, etc.)?

A: Hmm…I guess…political stuff? And the mystery genre is kind of tough for me. 

💔 Is there a fic of yours that broke your heart?

A: Yes. In ‘For What Is Grief But Love…Persevering?’, my Solar tribute. I fucking bawled during that fic because it brought up so many of my feelings about losing my dad at the end of October and a lot of those feelings are still really raw, you know? It explores a lot of themes of grief and Jack’s new sentience coming to life at the same time that they lose Solar and he just doesn’t understand what he’s feeling and experiencing and WHY.

💥 How do you feel about criticism?

A: I don’t mind constructive criticism at all! But if you’re just being a dick, well…Go eat rocks, I guess? xD

🤭 Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your works?

A: I love funny tags. xD Like…’Enthusiastic But Uninformed Consent’ xD Or ‘Technically masturbation?’. I’ve been using the ‘cannibalism’ tag a lot writing for Blood Moon. Also ‘Polyamory’. xD

🥰 How do you feel about reader interaction? Are you open to receiving questions about your fics?

A: YES! ASK ME ALL THE THINGS! I LOVE IT! XD Any and all reader interaction I live off of.

Fanfic Writer Emoji Ask

😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

✍ Do you have a beta reader?

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

💋 First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?

🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

🛠What tools/programs/apps do you use to write?

⛔ Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?

🙋‍♀️ Do any irl people know you write fanfic?

🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?

🍷 Do you drink and write?

🍆 Do you write the spicy stuffs? If so, what's your most popular nsfw fic?

🌞 Do you have a preferred time of day to write?

💖 What made you start writing?

💌 How do you feel about comments and feedback?

❌ What's a trope you will never write?

💲 Would you ever open commissions?

🧐 Do you spend much time researching for your stories?

🏆 What's your most popular fic?

🎃 Do you write fics for certain holidays? Which is your favorite holiday inspired fic?

🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?

🎨 How do you feel about fan art of your stories?

📈 How many fics do you have?

🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?

👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

🤗 What advice would you give to new fanfic writers that are just getting started?

💞 Who's your comfort character?

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

😬 Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?

🎉 What leads you to consider a fic a success?

✅ What's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?

📚 Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?

⌛ How long does it take you to write a fic, or a chapter?

🤯 What's a genre you struggle with as a writer (ex. romance, action, etc.)?

💔 Is there a fic of yours that broke your heart?

💥 How do you feel about criticism?

🤭 Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your works?

🥰 How do you feel about reader interaction? Are you open to receiving questions about your fics?

[sar3nka]

GIRL HEARD ana tumblr is always on about being waiflike and delicate but i've had this damn ED for 8 years now and i'm waiflike and delicate about 3 times out of 10 and the other seven times i am the (notably indelicate) poop monster

anyway this is the weirdest anon you'll ever get (i hope to god) hope your gastrointestinal issues pipe down and give you some peace but uhhh solidarity?

I hate ana tumblr tbh I actually started out on tumblr as ana girlie (my old body checks are probably still out there lol). All this bs about diets and being delicate and feminine is a fucking fantasy lol. At my lowest point, after having ED for years, I fucking shat myself during a highschool trip 🤡 I'm wayy better now but yeah fuck that fr

I'm feeling better rn I think most of the sushi is out of my body now 🙏 was totally worth it haha. Hope your digestive system is also doing good on this lovely Sunday 🫶

[lacthehumann]

✧ When Social Theory Meets Social Media: A Student's Deep Dive ✧

#MDA20009 #socialmedia #digitalculture #academia but make it ✨fun✨

hello bestiesss! 👋 your fave media student is back with another deep dive into this week's theories, and omg?? my brain is literally exploding with how these old-school theories perfectly explain our chaotic social media lives??

Story time! 🌟 

So picture this: you're scrolling through tiktok at 2am (as one does), and suddenly you're like "wait why am I doing that dance trend in my mirror rn??" 👀 WELL BESTIES let me tell you there's actually ~science~ behind that 🧠✨

Let's take the butter board trend that literally broke the internet (if you somehow missed it, it was this whole aesthetic thing where people were spreading butter artistically on boards and it was lowkey gorgeous ngl). This trend is literally giving us ALL the social theories in one aesthetic package!!

First up: Bandura's Social Learning Theory 📚

The way it spread? That's literally what Bandura was talking about when he did that famous doll experiment! Like, those kids copied adults hitting dolls just like we're out here copying tiktoks when we see others getting tons of likes and comments Carbonell (2007). it's giving ✨psychology✨ but make it social media

but wait bestie, there's MORE 💅

The Multi-step Flow Theory entered the chat: 

ok so the tea is ☕️: it wasn't just random people making these butter boards. It started with those food influencers we all follow (aka the opinion leaders in fancy academic speak). then their followers were like "omg need to try this" and BOOM 💥 suddenly everyone's feed was just,,,butter?? Boyd (2015) literally predicted this in their research about how influence works in digital spaces and I'm lowkey shook??

Now let's get a bit deeper (yes bestie, we're going there) 🤔

Remember how those philosophers were all about this thing called the "public sphere"?? well social media said "hold my butter board" and created this whole new vibe where trends and serious discussions live together rent free in our heads. BUT (and this is kind of problematic tbh) the algorithms are literally choosing what we see?? like,,,ma'am?? Castells (2005) spilled the tea about how these platforms are literally shaping our reality and I felt that 😩

Speaking of which, can we talk about Cultivation Theory for a hot sec?? 🌱

The way we spend hours on these apps thinking everyone's life is just aesthetic coffee shops and perfect outfit pics?? Gerbner & Gross (1976) were so right about how media exposure shapes our reality bestie. Like, I literally spent three hours trying to get the perfect butter board pic for the gram,,,help??

And here's the real galaxy brain moment: 🌌

The Technological Determinism theory is actually serving looks here. These platforms aren't just showing us content - they're literally changing how we behave?? Like, would anyone have cared about aesthetically pleasing butter without Instagram's visual format?? 

The most relatable part tho?? The Third-Person Effect is sending me 💀

We're all out here like "oh everyone else is so influenced by social media" while making our own butter boards 🤡 (yes i made one, no i won't be taking questions at this time, yes it was for research purposes only obviously)

✧ tl;dr ✧

basically what i learned this week is that even tho we've gone from tv to tiktok, humans are still just,,, vibing and copying each other in the exact same ways but make it ✨digital✨

Reference list

boyd, danah 2015, ‘Social Media: A Phenomenon to be Analyzed’, Social Media + Society, vol. 1, no. 1, p. 205630511558014.

Castells, Manuel and Cardoso, Gustavo, eds., The Network Society: From Knowledge to Policy. Washington, DC: Johns Hopkins Center for Transatlantic Relations, 2005

Carbonell, C 2007, ‘Convergence Culture: Where Old and New Media Collide’, The Journal of Popular Culture, vol. 40, no. 4, pp. 731–733.

Gerbner, G & Gross, L 1976, ‘Living with Television: the Violence Profile’, Journal of Communication, vol. 26, no. 2, pp. 172–199.

‘Technological determinism vs. social shaping of technology : the influence of activity trackers on users attitudes’ n.d.

*note to followers: yes i wrote this while procrastinating on my actual essay due next week 🤪*

*also yes i have 27 tabs open with readings i haven't started yet 📚*

*update: make that 28 tabs because i just found another interesting paper while writing this 😭*

ps: drop a comment if you also fell victim to the butter board trend bestie 👇 we're all in this together ✨

[flamingo-writes]

Heyyyyyy, sooo I was thinking bout being Mike's older sister, and dating eddie secretly, but then, Ed has to mention his girlfriend( they still dont know who it is, just that he has one),but none of the hellfire boys believe him and then one night, in a make out sesh on his throne, the boys come in the room,( eddie "forgot"😉 it was DnD night) and Mike is just like, shooketh and it's really funny, sorry if it's too precise or detailed

I was away for the weekend and hardly had time to write. But, As soon as I saw this request I fell in love with it and started writing it right away. It took me some time to get done bcs adult life sucks, and this kinda turned out longer than expected 🤡 but that shouldn’t come as a surprise at this point. This also turned out fluffier than expected, I wanted this to be funny but it turned out to be more soft and fluffy… with some funny parts ofc.

Im also implying that the design of the Hellfire shirt was made by the reader.

Got To Be Real — e.m.

Eddie Munson x Wheeler!Reader

Title based off N.I.B. by Black Sabbath

Word count: 3.6K

Warnings: None that I can think of. Mentions of the reader having an active sex life, I guess?

Mixtape Masterlist

Mike unfolded the new shirt Eddie had thrown at them. Giving a new shirt to each and every one of the members of the Hellfire Club, making sure he handed the right size at everyone. Dustin chuckled next to Mike as Mike admired the details, the D20, a sword in fire, the logo, it all looked pretty badass, Mike thought.

“Oh shit, Eddie, these new shirts are amazing. Where did you get them?” Dustin asked as Mike wasted no time and put it on over the Star Wars shirt he was wearing.

“Oh, my girlfriend does screen printing” Eddie replied.

Dustin laughed again, this time differently, as Mike’s eyebrows knitted together in confusion and looked up, meeting Eddie’s dark eyes incredulously. Girlfriend?

“Whoa, whoa, your what now?”

“My girlfriend, Henderson” Eddie said in a sassy voice.

“Yeah right”

“You don’t believe me?” He asked, his voice growing more serious, as the look in his eyes changed quickly.

“I me-mean, I rarely see you talk to girls, you know, you intimidate most people…and screen printing is such an odd hobby…” Dustin said, justifying himself with a nervous giggle as he tried to reach at straws for whatever could help him from seeing Eddie’s wrath.

“My sister does screen printing” Mike said, looking at Dustin.

“Your sister is an art student…” Dustin blurted out “Besides, she’s living in Indianapolis, she’s not dating Eddie”

Eddie frowned, his look only growing more and more serious and colder, looking at Dustin, as if he wasn’t making any sense.

“I mean, yeah…She’s been acting odd ever since she started college, I think she might be dating someone, though…but every time I ask she refuses to tell me” Mike added, making Eddie chuckle and look away, rolling his eyes annoyed.

“She’s dating some dude from college…” Dustin stated as if it were obvious.

"Are you done chit chatting, kids?" Eddie interrupted bitterly.

"How’s your girlfriend called, then, Eddie…" Dustin asked with a defying look.

Eddie chuckled.

"That’s none of your goddamn business, Henderson" Eddie growled.

"Because she isn’t real" Dustin intervened.

Mike hit Dustin on the ribs with his elbow, as Dustin flinched and whined. Mike giving him a look with wide scared eyes, hoping that Dustin would het the message that he was pissing Eddie off. However, Dustin raised his eyebrows confused and shrugged, making Mike sigh and roll his eyes.

"Can I level with you?" Eddie's voice suddenly sounded calm "Assuming my girlfriend was imaginary, then why would I bother lying to you about where I got the shirts?" He asked.

"Good question," Dustin said, "But I still think it’s odd we’ve never seen you with a girl before, and you don’t tell us her what name is—"

"Henderson," Eddie cut him off with a serious low growl.

"Yes?"

"Give me back that shirt"

"Wha-what?" Dustin laughed uncomfortably "C’mon Ed…I-I’m kidding. This shirt is very cool, and your girlfriend is very talented. Tell her I said these are amazing…" Dustin mumbled nervously, as he clung to his shirt

"That's what I thought" Eddie said.

The last Friday of every month was Hellfire Club Friday. The last Friday of every month, they knew they couldn’t make any plans, as they were going to spend the entire afternoon playing D&D. However, you had forgotten that little detail.

Every time you returned to Hawkins, you usually spent the Friday nights and Sunday mornings with your family before driving back to Indianapolis. And the entirety of your Saturday with your boyfriend, Eddie. And you knew Eddie usually held campaigns on Fridays, but it was hard to track when exactly, and you knew he liked to take his time carefully planning everything, going over his notes from previous campaigns. You admired his dedication to his craft.

This, as well as his creativity, among many other things were what made you fall in love with him. Four years of high school, getting together every once in a while to play D&D, even though you two belonged to different social groups, you still got along pretty well. And slowly fell for each other over the course of your high school years, and started going out on dates in your last semester.

And while Eddie didn't get to graduate with you, that didn't stop him from asking you to be his girlfriend. And moving to Indianapolis for college did not stop you from saying yes.

And for two long years, you'd manage to keep your relationship afloat and going strong. While the both of you wished you could see each other daily as opposed to a few times a month, you made up for it by calling each other on a daily basis.

And during your last phone call, Eddie sounded particularly needy and whiny, begging you over and over again to go see him on Friday after school.

And saying no to him required a whole deal of effort. And yet, you couldn't bring yourself to say no to him. You left Indianapolis earlier than you usually did, to get to see your boyfriend for a while before your usual expected arrival at your parent's home.

Needy was an understatement. Eddie was sitting on his throne, with you straddling him. His lips attached to yours, devouring and swallowing every sweet noise that came out of your mouth. A slow yet passionate kiss, telling you exactly how much he'd missed you.

His hands roaming underneath your shirt, as you knew this make out session was going to end up with the both of you hot and bothered, as you wouldn't be able to do much in there without drawing suspicions. That, and you were running out of time. But boy, was it nostalgic. Your first kiss looked something like this. It had started as a shy kiss with the Dungeon Master after the last campaign of your high school and him confessing his feelings for you.

However, Eddie had deliberately missed the little detail that today was Hellfire Friday, and everyone else was on their way to the classroom where Eddie was taking his time teasing you. Touching your soft spots, tasting your needy moans, and making sure you knew how much he missed you and how much he needed you, although he knew he’d have to wait until tomorrow to finally claim you as his once again. Right now it wasn’t about making love to you, it was about getting to fool around, and proving his point to the newest members of the Club who didn’t believe him when he said he had a girlfriend.

"Wait, she's back already?" Dustin asked Mike curiously as they turned left on the hall, making their way to the Hellfire Club.

"Yeah she said she finished this term earlier because she aced everything and doesn't have to show to her finals…" Mike explained, telling him how your summer holidays had basically started earlier this semester.

"Whoa, she's so cool!" Dustin sighed.

"I know, night? Anyways, I asked her if she could pick me up after the campaign tonight since Nance will be busy, and I doubt my dad wants to miss on his game on the TV to pick me up…" Mike said.

"Could she give me a ride back to my place?" Dustin wondered.

"Yeah, of course. She loves you," Mike added.

As they stopped in front of the door, they pushed the door open, unaware of what they were both about to see. As the door creaked open, the heard a soft moan, and quickly exchanged uncomfortable stares before Dustin finished pushing the door open. The door made a louder creaking noise, and the horror that soon took over their faces could not be compared to anything they’d ever seen.

"Oh, oh! What the fuck?!" Dustin yelled, realizing there was a girl sitting on Eddie’s lap.

"Shit, Eddie, next time could you—" Mike whined, as shocked as Dustin, however, his voice was cut off, and he felt his jaw fall to the ground, as he put the pieces together, paralyzed, shocked.

"Shit, fuck" You growled in a low voice as you recognized your little brother’s voice and looked the opposite direction, knowing it was useless, but still clinging to the teeny tiny chance of managing to go unnoticed or at least unidentified.

"Sis?" Mike’s voice freezing your blood.

You sighed deeply and exchanged stares with Eddie, noticing a little mischievous grin on his face as you squinted, thinking he was behind all of this. You then turned to look at your little brother, and uncomfortably waved at him. Not muttering a single word.

"You're dating my sister?"

"Eddie's your boyfriend?!"

Both Mike and Dustin spat, shocked and incredulous as they replayed the conversation they had regarding Eddie’s girlfriend, and thought about the chances of it being you and wondering how obvious it was. Screen printing was an odd hobby to have, but you did…and Eddie’s girlfriend did too. Now that Mike did the math, it was obvious that Eddie and you were classmates, on his first run of the senior year, you’d been acting odd for the last two years, not really talking about your boyfriend but making it clear that you had one, Ed never really engaging with other girls aside of short simple interactions. You two had similar tastes in music, you’d taught Mike and his friends to play D&D…now that Mike thought about it, it was more possible than he’d thought.

“ Did you plan this?" You hissed, squinting at Eddie.

"Maybe" He said, as you rolled your eyes and got off his lap, fixing your shirt and your skirt.

"I can't believe this" Dustin said.

"So, all the… marks I saw on your neck, Eddie…" Mike murmured, making Eddie laugh.

"Ew, no, Mike stop!" Dustin begged as you rolled your eyes and felt your face heating up, and besting your head in your hands.

"Gentlemen," Eddie said in a calm voice as you looked up from your hands and turned your gaze to meet his. "I'd like to present to you my beautiful, talented, incredibly smart, and very real girlfriend..."

"Real? Oh, Ed—" You groaned and chuckled softly "Yeah, I should've imagine Mike was going to join your D&D club, and I should’ve imagined they were not going to believe you have a girlfriend…" You said looking at Eddie as he shrugged.

"How are you two—" Mike asked baffled.

"Eddie and l actually met in this same club, we became close friends, and I don't know, shortly before I graduated, something happened between us and we started dating" You explained.

"But you moved to Indianapolis for college!" Mike snapped.

"Aw, that's actually cute" Dustin said, noticing they way Eddie rested his head against your chest and you brought a hand to his hair, as he held you close to him.

"Yeah, so? I still come here at least twice a month to see you guys, and also to see Eddie" You replied, as Eddie’s hand grabbed you by the waist and pulled you closer to his throne, wrapping his arm around your hips as you stood in front of his seat and he gave Mike a cheeky grin.

"You have any idea how hard it's to keep a long distance relationship, Wheeler?" Eddie asked.

"It's pretty hard..." Dustin said. Thinking of Susie.

"Mike's girlfriend moved to California..." You said softly, letting Eddie know.

"Why didn't you tell me?" Mike asked you.

"We'll talk about this later, Mike, I don't feel like doing this right now, in front of all of hellfire…" You said, as Dustin and Mike exchanged stares and then looked over their shoulders, noticing the little audience they’d gathered; the rest of the Hellfire Club, who knew Eddie wasn’t lying about having a girlfriend "And, Eddie," You said looking at Eddie "Give Mike a ride home after you guys are done" You said as he chuckled and looked at you.

"What?" Eddie asked with a puzzled chuckle.

"Be a good boyfriend and give my little brother a ride" You said caressing his cheek with your hand. "Would you do that for me?" You said pouting at Eddie.

"Oh this is your revenge, isn't it?" Eddie said quitting as you giggled.

"Yes" You replied and leaned forward kissing his forehead.

"Oh, shit, no! I was going to ask you if you could give me a ride back home!" Dustin whined, knowing Eddie would not give him a ride back home.

"Of course, Dustin. I can give you a ride!" You said looking at Dustin and smiling.

"Oh come on!" Eddie complained "Your evil, Wheeler" You looked at your boyfriend, raising an eyebrow, feigning a naive look.

"Am l?" You asked.

"You're so gonna pay" He murmured, giving your hips a slight squeeze.

"Me? You're the one who set up this! If anything, you owe me, Munson" You said with a grin.

After exchanging playful, yet defiant stares and a little bit of bickering, you left going to your parents house, leaving the guys to finally play Dungeons and Dragons. And, as the afternoon got wasted away, Eddie could easily go into his Dungeon Master persona, and guide and narrate the guys through their adventure, however, Mike had a harder time concentrating. A million questions flooded his mind and was eager to know the answers to them all. He knew asking Eddie mid game would only end in Eddie telling him to focus and to take the campaign seriously, and he knew better than to provoke Eddie, specially during a campaign.

And finally, when the time came to go back home, the awkward tension was palpable in Eddie’s van. Neither of them wanted to be in that situation. It was haunting and asphyxiating. But somehow, Mike felt this impending need to ask, and get at least one answer to at least one of the many questions that had been haunting him.

“So, uh…you’ve been dating my sister since she graduated?” Mike asked awkwardly, he noticed the way Eddie's hands gripped the steering wheel.

“Are we really going to have this conversation?” Eddie hissed.

“I mean, knowing my sister, I’m pretty sure this is why she asked you to bring me home”

Eddie sighed deeply, Mike's words circling his mind, and thinking about it.

“Well. Yeah, you’re right. This does sound like something she’d do…” Eddie said defeated, “And yes, we’ve been dating for two years now…”

“That’s a long time…”

“Yes it is,”

“And uh,” Mike said biting the inside of his cheek “Do you…love her?” Eddie snickered sarcastically.

“You think I’d be enduring along distance relationship if I didn’t?” He replied bitterly and gave Mike a quick glare.

“I’m just asking” Mike stiffened and shrugged.

“Yes, man. I love her,” Eddie added. “She’s…perfect. She’s smart, and talented. She likes the same music as me, she never judged me nor let my reputation get in the way of our friendship back when she was in high school…you know, she got along with the popular kids, and she was still friends with me, and god,” Eddie sighed “She plays D&D too. Seriously, the girl of my dreams…” His voice softened.

Mike wondered if he'd ever heard Eddie talk in such a sincere way. Sure, Eddie wasn't scared to speak his mind, but he'd never heard Eddie talk in such a soft voice. Even when he talked about things he liked, he kept his cheeky arrogant tone. Not this time. His voice softened, and sounded almost dreamy.

"Oh, I didn’t know that…" Mike whispered, not sure what to reply.

"If you’re worried that I might hurt her or whatever, don’t," Eddie said glancing quickly at Mike "She seriously means so much to me, I’d never do anything to hurt her" He said, that sincere soft voice remaining.

Mike nodded and looked back at the windshield, looking into the road as he still had several questions circling his mind.

"I know it's…none of my business but…can I ask why are you guys keeping your relationship a secret?" Mike asked, not sure how Eddie would react to his question.

"Because I asked her to," Eddie said with a flat voice, eyes glued to the road as he took a turn, getting close to Mike's place "I know your parents won’t be exactly accepting of their daughter dating someone like me, and I don’t want to put her in a difficult position…" Eddie explained.

Mike thought about it. And while, perhaps, their mom could warm up to Eddie, their dad would most likely disapprove. His father already told Mike on a daily basis to stop wasting his time with D&D. He also complained to you about the kind of music you listened to. If he were to meet Eddie, it would definitely start an argument with you.

"Her friends in Indianapolis know we're dating…" Eddie added, "So it’s not entirely a secret. I actually know her friends from college. When she can’t come here to Hawkins I drive to Indianapolis to see her…" Eddie explained.

"Oh, wow…Eddie that’s cool. I mean, that you go to her when she can’t come here…I’m sure it means a lot to her…"

"Yeah?" Eddie said parking outside your parents' house and looking at Mike. "Well, I'd do anything for her"

"Yeah, that's very cool of you…" Mike replied awkwardly "Well, thanks for the ride, Eddie…And, I think it’s cool that you’re dating my sister, I always saw my sister acting all cheesy and in love but she never talked about her boyfriend, she only said he was the best that has happened to her…" Eddie chuckled.

"Really?"

"Yeah, but don’t tell her. She’ll know I told you and will kick my ass" Mike whined, making Eddie laugh out loud.

"Oh, I’m so sorry Wheeler, but I cannot keep that promise in particular…" He teased looking at Mike.

"Oh man," Mike chuckled softly looking away.

"Off you go, kid. I guess I’ll wait for your sister to come back from driving Henderson home,"

"What if my parents see you?" Eddie chuckled looking at Mike’s stern face.

"They never do," Eddie’s arrogant tone came back "I’ve snuck into your sister’s room countless times before and no one has ever noticed"

"You what?" Mike snapped.

"See? Not even you’ve noticed" Eddie chuckled victorious.

"What the hell is wrong with you guys, seriously"

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“I know you’re here, Ed. I saw your van parked in the corner…” You said walking into your room noticing the open window.

Normally you’d leave it unlocked, however, not open. At least not when you’d leave the house. And after returning from giving Dustin a ride and chatting with him about the whole Eddie situation, finding your window open and Mike already home, and a very familiar van parked in the corner a few houses away from yours…it was all too suspicious.

"Welcome home, princess" Eddie said emerging from your closet, as he dramatically opened your closet doors.

You met his dark eyes and smiled walking towards him as you wrapped your arms around his shoulders, and he hugged you back, lifting you up. You took a deep breath, feeling the familiar scent of his cologne and cigarette smoke. He did the same thing unconsciously, taking in the smell of your shampoo and his favorite perfume of yours.

"Did you enjoy the ride with Mike?" You asked him breaking the hug.

"We had some bonding time, yes…" He replied as you gave him an approving nod, "You seriously never told anyone" Eddie added, you met his stare and shrugged.

"You told me not to, and of course I was going to keep my promise to you" You said smiling softly at him.

Over the course of your friendship, Eddie learned you weren’t the best at keeping secrets. Or at least to your friends and family. Two years in a row you completely ruined the surprise and always told him what you’d gotten him for his birthday before you even had the chance to hand him his present. He was sure the secret would eventually slip and you’d tell at least Nancy. But not even Nancy knew.

"Your little brother told me you made it pretty clear you had a boyfriend but never talked about him…" Eddie said walking to your bed and sitting on it as you followed him, stopping in front of him, bumping your knees against his.

"Of course he told you…" You chuckled, looking into his dark brown eyes, almost black as you brushed his cheek with your hand.

"He also said that I’m the best that has happened to you?" Eddie asked as you rolled your eyes playfully and he noticed the way your cheeks lit up. "He said, and I quote ‘She never talked about her boyfriend, but she only said he was the best that has happened to her‘ or something along those lines…"

"I-I mean, you know that already, Ed. How many times do I have to tell you that I love you more than anything for you to realize you’re the best thing to happen to me?" You said cupping his face, as you stared at him tenderly. Eddie closed his eyes slowly, humming, as you noticed a subtle blush on his cheeks.

"Hm, I love you too, sweetheart. So, so much, it’s stupid" he said, as you leaned down and kissed him sweetly "As soon as I’m out of here, I’ll catch up with you in Indianapolis, and we can forget about everything else…it’ll be just you and me, babe"

"I can’t wait, Eddie" You whispered.

"Fuck, me neither. I am seriously madly in love with you" He said as he pulled you closer, making you straddle him.

"Good. As you should" You replied with a cheeky grin and kissed him again.

[merricatblckwood]

So for those interested, I wanted to show you the process of making this earring 👀

So I had to watch every little scene where the earring was clearly visible which is close to none. It was difficult 🤡

I started molding the shape with red wax, which I like working with because sometimes it kind of looks like flesh

I brought it to the caster to transform this piece of wax into a piece of bronze

And I was like "shit it's big, and heavy, what have I done".

So I had to start thinning this block of bronze so it would be finer and look more like the original earring. Oh and also I had to transform this sort of star/butthole when I realised it was actually supposed to represent a flower (I have been deceived by the pixels 😔).

I thought thinning this earring would be fast and easy. Hahahaha was I wrong, I don't know why I thought that bronze was this kind of little soft metal that would bend itself to my will. Sweat, blood and tears were spilled.

It ended up looking like this :

As you can see her earrussy (earring pussy) is empty for now.

I brought her to the gilder in order to be gold plated because she's a star.

The last thing I had to do was fill her hole with mother-of-pearl. So I bought a bag of mosaic pieces online

It was too big so I took some pliers and broke the shit out of them. I then put it in the earring with UV resin and a bit of black dye.

And there she is, my daughter, Ed's earring

I wish I had made it a bit thinner and longer though, I still find it a bit thick. But it's not too bad considering the journey.

After months of work (and mostly procrastination) i finally finished Ed's *kraken era* earring. It was a challenge as I had to base myself on a bunch of moving pixels but I think it turned out nicely. It's made in gold plated bronze, with mother-of-pearl.

It's available on my Etsy shop, you can get yours! (It's made to order btw)

[xleeleeboox]

Smoking with Eddie for the first time

Eddie Munson x gn!reader

Warnings: smoking, thunderstorms, first time high

Just a little thing about smoking and staying the night with Eddie

731 words

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- You and Eddie have been friends for pretty much the entire school year

- you hang out go to parties smoke play games watch movies and study

- just some things that best friends do together

- or at least that’s what it seemed like

- you never really had any other friends like this before

- definitely not like Eddie

- but you like Eddie

- and Eddie actually likes you too ☺️

- he’s your only friend right now 🤡

- And what friends do is help each other study, so you tutor Eddie for history and math since you share those classes together

- You two started bonding from there and moved on to hanging out with no studying

- at that point you and Eddie have gotten closer

- soon he asked you to stay and smoke with him

- that is where you two ended up now

- in Eddie’s trailer with a joint between your lips you take a hit and start choking 🥴🥴

- “Woah woah here’s some water” Eddie says

- He is laughing at you of course lmao

- “I remember the first time I smoked the first hit was fine but I choked on the second one it really kicked my ass” he chuckles at the memory

- “😒 Thanks that doesn’t help” you choke out

- “Don’t be embarrassed”

- “I am”

- “Why”

- “NOBODY LIKES CHOKING??”

- “Not nobody”

- 😦

- You just look at him, don’t even know what to say

- “Ew”

- The clock is getting blurry

- “I think I’m feeling it now Eds”

- “Yeah? What’s it like?”

- “ like I can actually feel my heartbeat in my chest and my head is tingling a little bit“

- “Everyone is different”

- I lay down

- I’m really feeling it as I stare at that clock and I space out thinking about it

- thunder rumbles in the distance

- Eddie gets up getting some drinks and he hands you a beer

- you don’t need beer

- you need water

- cottonmouth duh

- “Ew no im getting water”

- You are stubborn, that’s what Eddie likes about you

- You know what you want, you don’t fuck around either because clearly you don’t have any friends if your with him on a Friday night

- In his trailer

- In his room

- Getting high with him

- Eddie didn’t even charge you and he probably never will

- Unless you end up smoking a lot with him lol

- Spoiler you do 😬

- You move to get up but your legs are like jelly

- so you kind of take baby steps

- it’s hard but manageable so you make it to the kitchen with no new bruises yay

- Mission accomplished

- lightning strikes scaring you tho

- then of course Eddie has to sneak up behind you

- But he wraps his arms around your middle, somehow still scaring you even more

- sometimes you both are more than friends, like when he does things like this 🦋🦋🦋

- but you’re not complaining now, who would 😩

- “Eddie I need water not beer 😒”

- “Here”

- He goes to reach for a cup in a cabinet and the bottom of his shirt lifts up 👀

- you know that he doesn’t work out but he still looks pretty good, like his tummy?? i love

- he reaches to put some ice in the cup and you stare at him as he fills it up with water and hands you the glass

- He debated on making you beg for it 🙄

- but when you grab it you borderline chug it and he laughs, glad that he didn’t make work for it

- Eddie grabs your hand and carefully leads you to his room again and it starts hitting harder

- You obnoxiously toss yourself on his bed and curl up into his blankets lol

- “Eds, I don’t like the storm it’s so loud”

- “maybe you should spend the night, sweetheart” 🥰 I swoon over him

- He was gonna make you stay anyway

- you mumble “mhm” and turn around to face him

- really just to steal all of his warmth to get stimulation

- he was actually the best that comforting you

- his hugs are amazing, wrapping both arms tightly around you rubbing your back,

- playing with your hair,

- telling you stories with his deep voice, even making character voices too

- and it puts you in a trance and you knock out

- rain hitting the window, the soft bed, his heartbeat, his warmth, him holding you, playing with your hair

- It was perfect

- You definitely get high with Eddie again

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[hellfiremovieclub]

in bed | eddie munson

nsfw headcanons (fem!reader)

warnings: smut, 18+ only minors dni, handcuffs, virgin eddie 🤡, edging, thigh riding… just… yeah

a/n: i’ve never written smut :) but i just :) mhm :) it’s not super duper graphic or anything

-> masterlist

minors dni

Ok so first things first, the man is a virgin

He would simply melt at your touch

And like, he wouldn’t be completely clueless about what to do…. But he would be asking “is this good?” “right here, yeah?” “just like this?”

Because 1…. He would be doing his absolute all to please you and 2…. He would have a praise kink

I don’t think he would be afraid to admit that he was unsure of what he was doing, and would absolutely adore figuring your body out

He’d be a switch I think, but heavily a sub towards the start of the relationship because he’d just be so obsessed

“Show me how to take care of you, please?”

which may have or may have not lead to him watching you masturbate

Eddie’s obsession wouldn’t go away, or even fade, by the way. It would just turn to other things so he could continue to learn about you

The handcuffs? He would love to use them on you but I think he’d be really nervous to for the longest time. A fear of him not knowing what to do once they were on, or not being able to make it worth the wear would be nagging at him

“It’s okay, Ed. I’m gonna guide you through.” Which would help encourage him

Eddie’s response to your cries of “you’re doing so fucking good, Eddie” would change through that moment, the first time you wore the cuffs

At first it was a gentle encouragement, he was doing the right thing. He was understanding just how to get you to soften beneath his touch. He had warm eyes, and an excited smile.

Now it was like egging him on, he was pulling this reaction from you. His smile was much more desirous, and his gaze had had a darkness beside its longing.

“Look at what I’ve done to you.” He would grin. “So fucking fragile.”

Eddie would be viewing this as an amazement that he could really do this to someone, that he could do it to you

And another thing?? He would kiss every possible inch of your body.

He would do it to tease, he would do it to appreciate, he would do it because he could.

If you were in the cuffs, he would take his time to make his way down your body.

Kissing your wrists once they were secured in place. Kissing your temple as he passed down towards your chest. Kissing between your breasts before his tongue would lead towards your nipples.

Because, yes, Eddie would also lick you at every chance

And, yes, he would tease you more and more as he became more confident

Which… you would edge him one time,,, and he would be so fucking into that

The first time he had decided to return the favor, he had edged you three, maybe four, times before caving, begging you to cum around him.

It would just lead to this back and forth teasing. He would’ve teased before, but intentions would be so much different

Thigh riding 👀

Again, he’d be so obsessed with the way he could make you feel. The way he could make you feel with his dick, with just his fingers, just his tongue, or just his fucking thigh??

Absolutely mesmerizing.

“You’re so wet for me, we’ve hardly even started touching.”

His hands would find a home on your hips, flowing with every movement and pushing you harder down on him.

And just… Eddie is horny :) and needy :)

“One more round?” His lips were trailing up your stomach. “I know you’ve got a lot more for me.”

Pussy drunk Eddie is the greatest Eddie ❤️

-> masterlist

[go-home-neighbor]

OC Corner: Daniel “Danny” Dear✨💌

(Kinda cannon divergent/AU flavor Ig? Like WH is it’s own lil puppet universe that’s unknowingly—to most of its denizens ;) —suspended in a Lovecraftian realty that exists just Beyond their safe colorful bubble, but also bleeding in through little cracks in their “sanctuary“)

Random word building/OC talk/and minor OC x Wally shipping because I am Not Immune To Cute Silly Guy 🤡

Oh what fun! A new neighbor has wandered into town! …And what’s this? It looks like our one and only mailman is already well acquainted with him, how lovely! ❤️

Daniel is similar in terms of hight and color palette with his older brother. Although he stands a few inches shorter, his hair a few shades deeper and more shaggy (70s hair was a thing of beauty I tells ya!), and he is a tad “scrawnier” in comparison to Eddie.

The mailman struggles to recall who his brother is at first, only that he knows he cares deeply for the lanky puppet, but it’s alright since Danny is more than happy to be patient. “You always looked out for me, Ed; now it’s my turn! That’s what family does! :o) 🧡” Daniel’s pronouns are he/they, and I suppose he’s pan but silly fella doesn’t use a label for himself and instead just says “I dunno, everyone’s a cutiepie to me! :o)”

Well, he’s the dreamy sort, now isn’t he? Head up in the clouds, daydreaming~

…Or is he “meditating”, again? Best not let him stay idle for too long; sitting there letting his thoughts fall silent…he just might start to hear things he shouldn’t; what a mess that would be! Hee hee!

While Danny doesn’t struggle with memory problems like Eddie, he once mentions almost off handledly to Frank how he just might “Remember things a little too well.”

At times reflecting to himself in private about how clearly he can remember his past (or a least an expertly crafted montage of memories that very well could belong to him and Eddie as children) yet he cannot recall now he got to Home. If he pushes it more, trying everything he knows about (a childish-parody of) spiritualism, mindfulness, and meditation to gain more clarity; but all it gets him is a nasty headache, horrible anxiety, and a “surprise visit” from Wally.

To his credit, Wally truly is just checking on the silly string bean most of the time; because if anyone is getting their mind flayed by an unknowable comic horror, Wally rather it be himself rather than his pals. Short king knows he can handle it since he’s kinda “quirky” anyhow @:’{)

Fic Blerp Yipee!🧡

Ding-a-ling!

Said the cherry bell above the post office’s door.

“Hm? Oh it’s you…hello, Wally.” The orange puppet gingerly rubbed at his pounding eyes as he turned away from the post office’s window. Perhaps a patron would be a welcome distraction from the uncomfortable pit that settled in Danny’s stomach.

“Good afternoon, neighbor…” The stylish shorter man carried a parcel in his hands. A painting given its dimensions if Daniel was not mistaken.

“Another commission all dressed up and ready to go, I reckon? Golly, when you become all rich and famous you better not forget about us, Wally~” He chuckled fondly. Which Wally returned with his own slanted, choppy laugh.

“Never would I ever forget about my friends, Dear~”

Sure the lil guy was…eccentric, but Wally was also incredibly kind, patient, talented, and honestly very witty if you listened closely. A fine neighbor; he had earned the title of Town Darling as far as Danny was concerned. Even his very presence was enough to slowly untangle the odd knot of dread in Daniel, a kind calm smile on his sunny face and those expansive vantablack eyes…

At first it was a touch unnerving, to have the weight of such a heavy gaze fixed upon him.

Danny was so very worried at first—in those stumbling, humbling beginnings of being at Home—that he was doing something Wrong.

Breaking some unspoken Rule, earning the quiet scorn of this Wally Darling.

How such a cute little puppet could carry such a powerful aura, Daniel could never know! So he acted carefully, fell in line, and became the post clerk. All the while saying a silent prayer to some unknown, indifferent, higher power in the blind hope that maybe, just maybe, whatever unseen force wouldn’t take him away from the own family he had left….or maybe even ever had.

But Julie, bless her, laid his fears to rest in her bouncy, zany way: “Wha?? You think Wally doesn’t like you!? Heavens no, silly-billy! He just likes lookin’ at folks, is all. He don’t mean anything by it. Heehee! Heck, if he stares at ya lots I think it means he wants to be friends~!”

With that re-framing in mind, Daniel swallowed his nerves and found his courage. Speaking to the small puppet as he would any other: joshing around, asking about his impeccable style, and answering his odd little questions with his own long winded, flowery answers.

Eddie did like to say he should have become a poet.

“Hm, hello? Earth to Danny, please come in~” Wally’s iconic monotone had a faint sing song to it as he gently teased the other man.

“Oh! Mercy me, sorry Wally, I dunno where my head is today,” Sheepishly muttering, the lanky puppet reached across the front counter and took the painting from Wally’s patiently outstretched arms. No matter no large or cumbersome the parcel it always seem to fit into the “outgoing” slot anyway…it was strange, but maybe it was better not to question these things.

“Would you like some help finding it?”

Cheeky fella! Danny couldn’t but to laugh, “Nah, I’ve been using it too much lately anyway. It’ll be a refreshing change~”

“Ha. ha! If you say so friend~ Don’t worry Danny, you will feel better soon.”

The sentiment sounded kind enough, but there was a faint command to it. Well…Wally always seemed to be two steps ahead of everyone anyway. Whatever wisdom he seemed to have hasn’t yet harmed Home. Danny just had to remember the Greater Good, right?

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Lost steam at the end there so *large steel pipe falling.sfx* my bad but you get the idea~! :3