#OH SPONGEBOB WE'RE REALLY IN IT NOW...

[spongebobidentifier]

I seriously need to stop making posts like this because then something else takes me away FUUCK hi

*Steps up to the podium in front of this blog and waves*

Hi guys guess who's back

[queenofbaws]

the new trailer for the ud remaster has had me thinking about self aware au again, specifically the supermassive version of the kids meeting the remaster versions and feeling like something is a little... off :]

"Hey, um, newsflash, assholes," Emily hissed as she forced her way into their huddle, her hands splayed out and patting at the air until she found a spot she could slide into, "someone failed a goddamn quicktime back there, so until one of you finds my eyeballs and pops them back in, I don't know why we're all whispering and shit!"

It was clear at once that, while they didn't want to peel their own eyes away from the newcomers, neither did Matt or Jess particularly want to keep looking at them; they traded a wordless nod (mostly due to their, uh, compromised jaws), then began scouring the great room's floor for any sign of said eyeballs.

The others were less inclined to help.

"Do you think this is what pumas feel like when they, y'know, spot a house cat wandering around outside - like, hey, you kind of look like me, but also eugh, what the fuck are you?" Mike asked, then quickly popped out of the huddle to wave across the room in a horrible, horrible bid to appear casual.

"What the fuck is going on?!" Emily hissed again, but before she could pull in another breath to continue grilling him, Ashley sighed, resigned, and begrudgingly popped one of her own eyeballs out, pushing it roughly into Emily's open socket. "I - " and then she saw them, " - what in God's name did they do to my face?!"

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!

[thegoldencontracts]

(Not) A Stand-Up Guy

Summary: Your boyfriend is being insulted. Naturally, you defend him. Problem is... That's kind of hard.

Characters: Azul, Jade

Azul Ashengrotto

It was a peaceful day as you passed through the hallways to run a quick errand; delivering papers to Professor Crewel. The halls were almost completely deserted, every little sound echoing through the walls.

And one of those sounds was the sound of people insulting your boyfriend.

"Ugh," said some guy. "The damn crook. Can't believe people like him can be housewarden."

"We should beat him up." Silence. "I-I'm joking," said the other guy hastily. "Obviously, I know that wouldn't work with those goons of his. He's still annoying, though."

"His voice pisses me off."

"His voice?" Said another guy incredulously. "What about the fact that he's a terrible person?"

A terrible person was definitely an overstatement. Though he definitely had his flaws, Azul wasn't Satan incarnate or anything Iike that.

And- now that you thought about it, didn't these guys cheat off you during Alchemy? What were they doing insulting you boyfriend when they knew you could hear them? Didn't they have an ounce of respect?

...Or did they just think you were a pushover?

You were beginning to feel offended on your own behalf, too.

"Hey!" You said, turning to face them, closing the gap between you and the group of miscreants. "Don't talk about my boyfriend like that!"

"We're right," said one of the guys nonchalantly. You paused for a second.

He was a crook, and he did intentionally get on people's nerves. Curses.

"Uh, well-" You raised a finger to try and prove your point, except there was no point to prove. "He has a very lovely voice!"

"That he sweetens up to get on people's nerves," said a guy. He was right.

You paused for a second. They were right, weren't they?

No, no. You weren't going to let this slide.

"Still," you said, steeling yourself. Your voice instantly turned stony.

"Let's face it: Night Raven's a school of schemers. You're all probably up to no good yourself. Azul isn't particularly worse than any of you, nor is he the morally irredeemable prat you seem to think he is. He's insanely hardworking, and probably more talented than you could ever be, considering how often you all try to pull a fast one and look at my answers during tests."

You paused for a long breath, taking in their shock at your words—and the fact you knew about them cheating off of you.

"So," you continued. "If you're going to use me to cheat or whatever, at least don't talk shit about my boyfriend when I can clearly hear you."

That promptly shut them up.

"Sorry, sorry," one of them said. "So... You won't tell Professor Crewel about... Uh...?"

You beamed.

"We're all good!" You said, switching up your tone immediately. You had gotten what you wanted.

The guy sighed.

"T-Thanks," he said, not really caring about Azul so long as he could keept cheating off of you during Alchemy.

"No problem!"

You beamed, off on your merry way. And, afterwards, you bumped into none other than your darling himself, Azul.

"I saw your little skirmish earlier today," he said with a grin. You laughed.

"I'd stick up for you again," you said. He smiled. "Even if it is super hard to do."

The smile fell right off his face.

"You'd do well to cease this line of conversation."

"Nah," you said. "I think I'll keep talking about it some more. I'll talk about you being a crook, and how you talk like Squidward from SpongeBob sometimes, and-"

"Insolent cretin."

"I love you too, Azul."

Jade Leech

Getting to pick Jade's mushrooms was quite the pleasant experience. They were all so pretty, and the garden itself was so well taken care of, not to mention how much glee you felt at the thought of Jade trusting you enough to ask you to pick some of his precious mushrooms for him!

As you finished storing the last of the mushrooms—Lactarius Indigo, a really pretty one; edible too—you practically skipped back to Octavinelle. Oh, how you loved mycology. The world of fungi was really quite fascinating.

So why did everyone think they were creepy? At least, they did in this school. Seriously, mushrooms weren't just not creepy, they were awesome! Mushrooms were one of the key players in the ecosystem, a great source of food, so varied in utility it was insane, gorgeous, not to mention-

"Oh, look," some guy said." It's the creepier Leech's servant, here to collect his fucking poison mushrooms."

"Don't say that! They're supposed to be together!" Said another guy with a snicker. "They're totally equals, you guys."

Your eye twitched. You could hear them. They knew that, right?

No, no. You had to be calm about this. Move on, ignore them.

"I wonder what kinda blackmail he's got on his little servant-"

"Oh, shut up!" You said before you could stop yourself. You'd lost your temper.

One of the guys scoffed.

"Your precious little boyfriend's a creep, and you know it," he said. Another guy nodded along.

"Wasn't that there thing about him finding people's private online accounts or some shit?"

You grit your teeth. That was... True, actually. He did that, and he also messed with others for his own amusement.

Curses.

"It's just the truth," said one of the guys. You noticed the yellow band on his uniform. Savannaclaw.

You smirked.

"Were you or were you not in on it when your dorm orchestrated the mass accidents? What about the stampede on Diasomnia?"

His eyes widened.

"I- uh-"

"That's what I thought," you said. "Might want to shut it, then. You're not exactly a saint yourself."

With that, you walked off, making one last comment about how they'd never been in a healthy relationship before. Still, you couldn't help but sigh.

You hadn't actually won the argument. You just- deflected their point.

Then again, did those guys really have a point? This was Night Raven. What made the things Jade did any worse than the misdeeds of other students?

You were pulled from your lamentations by the sight of Jade Leech.

"Thank you for so bravely taking a stand on my behalf, dearest," he said with a teasing look that contained a vague trace of sincerity. How did he even get that information? Hell if you knew.

"No problem, my dear princess," you said with an entirely straight face. "On that note, your knight has brought the requested items."

You pulled out the bag of mushrooms, presenting them to him with a smirk.

"Please, accept this humble offering," you said. It was all too satisfying to catch the split second of frustration on Jade's face at you playing along. Turnabout was fair play, wasn't it?

But, of course, he had to keep playing along. It was actually pretty funny, to be honest.

"I accept, my darling knight," he said with a smirk. "Of course, I must reward you."

"And how exactly do you intend to go about doing that?"

Your question was promptly answered when he pulled you in for a kiss.

[moth-basement]

𝗹𝗶𝗹' 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝘂𝗱𝗲 🧽

An ask meme with a bunch of lines from my favorite Spongebob episodes. This isn't meant to be too serious, I just really love spongebob and haven't seen an ask meme for it.

"I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo."

"Wumbology! the study of wumbo!"

"AND THEN THERE'S A GIANT FIST!!"

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

"He was number one!"

"Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb."

"I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!"

"Oh boy! Holographic meatloaf! My favorite!"

"And what's better than serving up smiles!?"

"Being dead, or anything else."

"See, no one says 'cool' anymore. That's such an old-person thing. Now we say 'coral', as in 'That nose job is so coral.'"

"Long, tan, *licks teeth* Handsome"

"Are they laughing at us? No, they are laughing next to us."

"Excuse me sir I hope my horrible ugliness doesn't distract you from the movie."

"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"

"Oh these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory.... a bomb factory."

"the boy made you a sweater of his own tears, and you kill him."

"goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!"

"I order the food, you cook the food, the customer eats the food. We do that for forty years, and then we die."

"you're good, you're good, you're good, aaaaand stop."

"Don't worry captain we'll buff those scratches out."

"All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original."

"We're not cavemen! We have technology" *smashes the computer*

"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

"You used me....for LAND DEVELOPMENT! That wasnt very nice!"

“This isn’t your average every day darkness. This is....ADVANCED darkness”

“Assertive, not insertive, ya twit!”

*sticks finger in pocket* "beep beep"

"He's just standing there..... MENACINGLY!"

"don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"

"What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"

“I will dismantle this oppressive establishment BOARD BY BOARD!”

"Well maybe we would sound better if some people didn't play with BIG MEATY CLAWS"

"Oh good luck out there. I hope the audience brings lots of ibuprofen."

"You won't catch me when I shift into maximum overdrive!!"

"It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!"

"shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player."

 “You don’t pay me. We don’t even exist! We’re just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.”

"I only know fine dining and breathing."

"oh you mean like a weenie? MaY I TaKe YoUr hAt Sir?"

"the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-slinging slasher?"

"The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the..."

"And then the walls will ooze green slime!? Oh wait they always do that."

"You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend well, that would just be okay."

“C’mon you lazy Mary, start rubbing me with that chocolate!”

"East? I thought you said weast?"

“We’ve been smeckledorfed!”

"Whatever doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt."

[sombrashe]

cinnamon apples dealer!ellie

dina's part | abby's part | masterlist

content ִ ࣪𖤐⋆ lowkey player!ellie, butch!ellie, drama getting worked out, weed mention & usage, reader is mentioned to have been passed around like a blunt, not edited, lowercase intended

20

currently going for a bachelors in astrophysics

dina's ex & reader's "ex" best friend

sells anything given to her by dina for a little extra money

"I have to talk with speed racer over here before you go. Alone."

dina looks over at you with a sympathetic glance before nodding and exiting the room. you open and close your mouth without a sound. glancing back at the dark haired woman she's now man spreading like you would saunter over a sit between her legs. folding your arms across your chest you study her. you don't intend on moving from your spot by her bedroom door.

"So."

"I'm not starting this convo Ellie, you wanted to talk to me so do it."

"What's crawled up your ass?"

"What crawled up yours to make you say another woman's name in bed?"

"You know damn well I didn't mean it."

"Didn't hurt Dina any less."

"I said I was sorry."

"Okay."

you roll your eyes and go for the handle. you hear the bed creak before the slightly open door is shut closed again.

"I need your help."

"As if. What? Can't shag Cat anymore so you're crawling back to Dina?"

"Ew, don't say shag. Second, no. I need help with Abby." every letter seemed to physically pain her. you frown and turn coming chest to chest with her.

"What could you possibly need my help with? You know her better than me."

"I need you to go undercover."

"This isn't a Curtis and Viper movie, Ellie. Plus, she knows who I am and that I get all my shit from the source."

"She does which is exactly why it needs to be you."

"What? You need me to sleep with her and ruin her empire while she's snoring?" she looks at you with wide eyes like you cracked the case. "I'm not sleeping with Abby."

"Oh come on, it wouldn't be the first time you slept with a dealer."

"Yeah one I was, and still am btw, friends with."

"So we're friends again?"

"I wasn't talking about you."

"See! You're perfect for this."

"I'm gonna leave."

"Fine. Fine. You don't have to sleep with her, but I really do need your help. She's taking my sales."

"So what, she's Dina's main dealer."

"That's exactly my issue. I should be her main guy."

"But you're not anymore, are you?"

"You make liking you really difficult."

"And you make a room feel tiny."

"What does that even mean?"

"It means back the fuck up."

she does, her hands coming up like a white flag blowing in the wind. you rub your hand down your face and contemplate your options. on one hand, you can leave right now with dina and act like this never happened. on the other hand, you can agree and see what other crazy schemes she comes up with. taking a few extra moments after your decision to really digest it you give her a single nod.

"Fine, but if I don't like anything you say I'm out of here. Like, immediately. Understood?"

"Crystal."

you open the door and peak your head out into the living room. dina is sitting there scrolling on her phone until you call out for her. popping her head up she starts to give you a smile until she notices your sour expression.

"Need me to come in there and beat Ellie up?"

"No, I'm good on that front. Actually, I'm gonna stay here for a little while longer if you wanna go ahead and take our bags back to the dorm."

"You want me to carry these all alone?"

"Sorry. Yeah."

"Ugh, fine, but you have to promise to tell me everything."

"Pinky."

she hops up and hurries towards you before shoving her pinky in your face. reaching out you interlock them. she gives you an encouraging smile before gathering your haul in her arms and sauntering out of the apartment. clicking the door closed you join ellie on her bed. she's in the middle of rolling up and gives you a side look. crossing your legs she pauses to pull at the fabric of your sock.

"Spongebob? What are you twelve?"

"Dina's not that far away."

"Fine. I do have another idea. You go and tell her to back off."

"Why should I? You can easily do that."

"It'll soften the blow if it's from you and Dina definitely won't."

"What do I get if I do this?"

"Gratitude?"

"I need more than that. Half of what you make."

"Bullshit." she barks out in the middle of licking the joint closed.

"If I'm running the risk of Dina finding out, which she defo will, I'm gonna need half of what you make."

"How do I know Dina won't find out I had something to do with it?"

"Because I'm not an idiot and know not to just go 'Hey Abby, Ellie said you have to stop selling around Hill Hall and the Sorority Houses and." she cuts you off with a cough and a wave.

"I get it. Do what you have to do, just make it believable."

she hands you the lit joint and you take a deep inhale. smoke tickles your throat and you let out a light cloud. it swirls around your head and dissipates into the ceiling fan. another hit and you're handing it back.

"I always make it believable."

"Pervert."

"Go fuck yourself Ells."

"Ohhhh Ells, you're warming back up. You missed scheming with me." she hands off the joint and you follow routine as you spoke.

"It's going to take a lot more than a joint and some banter to make me like you again."

"It'll happen."

you stop smoking when you can feel the heat of the cherry burning your fingertips. she continues smoking until the roach becomes a roach. flicking it into her ashtray she checks her phone before turning back to you with a lazy smile.

"Better get going, you know Abby goes to bed by nine pm."

"Kicking me out right after you finish? That's just like you."

"Gotta keep my image."

"Have fun stewing in here."

"I always have fun."

you roll your eyes and pat yourself down to account for everything. exiting the room is like being hit in the face. stale air is replaced with the soft scent of chamomile. giving cat a curt goodbye you slip on your shoes and exit onto the sidewalk. slipping out your phone you give dina all the details. you absentmindedly walk west while typing a reply. you and dina come to an agreement that you will ask abby to step off some specific hot spots of ellie's and you'll help abby find new sell spots. stopping you look up, willett hall, abby's dorm. sighing you open the door and enter the building.

[mcflymemes]

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE (2004) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

my eyes!

pull up your pants, [name]. we're going home.

did you see my underwear? did you want to?

i love being purple.

his chops are too righteous.

you don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

it's some kind of wall of psychic energy.

you two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county line.

we paid nine dollars for this?

who turned on the ac?

i suppose i can't execute you.

that's it! i'm through with messing around!

are men afraid of anything?

hey, you know, i actually feel a little better.

i don't even remember why i was sad.

wow, the pressure is already setting in.

your life is in our hands.

hey, look! free ice cream!

i'm making a complete what of myself?

wait, how did you know my name?

eww, i think i stepped in something.

you know, david hasselhoff was a great artist.

stalling? i'm not stalling anything.

are they laughing at us?

don't worry. this'll only hurt a lot.

after going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don't want what you thought you wanted. what you really wanted was inside you all along.

are you crazy?

i was just going to say that your fly is down.

this is the greatest day of my life!

i haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.

lord knows i've tried.

all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

i'm supposed to get a toy with this.

i am 100% man!

there. i think i made my point.

you said it yourself, this is man's country. and let's face it. we're just kids.

we don't belong out here.

we do not worship him!

oh... it's evil. it's diabolical. it's lemon-scented!

i got you right where i want you.

can i help you with something?

i've been hired to exterminate you.

you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so i'm gonna let you off with a warning.

they were fake?

of course they were fake!

uh, perhaps i've said too much.

that's a big boot.

hold on there, baldy.

oh, grow up. what, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground?

you never had a chance to defeat me!

i'm an evil genius. and you're just a kid.

i guess you're right.

you know, i've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty seven and a half seconds.

if i've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.

that's great. now get back against the wall.

i did what everyone said a kid couldn't do!

all right, we get the point!

okay, settle down. take it easy.

too bad [name] isn't here to enjoy [name] not being here.

i couldn't agree more.

there's something i need to say first. i just don't know how put it.

[kaythefloppa]

Moose Nibbles - Thoughts [Spoilers]

The last episode in this week's batch of new episodes. Here are my thoughts: Spoilers ahead!

More ammo for my analysis of the canon timeline: The opening sequence of this episode takes place in Grizzly Gulch, the central location of Activate Kid Power, suggesting this episode takes place after that special. No reason why I'd mention it, just had to.

Ok I'll admit, this was a funny joke. Much like the salamander episode, this ep. is way funnier than it has any right to be.

Obligatory "why the fuck did it take them 14 years to make a moose episode?" aside... this is the first time we've seen a moose calf in the series and oh my god it's so fucking cute!!!

When they announced at the live show that they were doing a moose episode, I was really hoping that this episode would be a prequel to Little Howler, showing how the brothers got the moose disc. While I'm not disappointed that it didn't happen, and whilst this episode does more than enough to make up for that, still.

Also here is the show agreeing with me as to how absurd it is that we're almost 8 seasons in and we're only JUST NOW getting a moose adventure.

A few things to note

I am SO GLAD that we were wrong and that this wasn't a musical number. Idc how good the song from the previous S7 episodes were, those mfs cannot sing 😭

This entire file name is titled "acid," which I think is a good enough descriptor for this entire sequence. I feel like it would be even WORSE on acid.

This is a joke in the episode that DOESN'T land and that's purely because of the punchline; secondhand embarassment is not enough to detail how cringe it is. They were doing so well beforehand too, like what gives 😭

After 3 seasons and 8 years, the Moose Suit is back!

I know I glaze S7's animation a lot, but I want to do it here because goddamn did the animators have so much fun with this scene and the facial expression. This is the type of shit I'd expect in a Spongebob episode, not Wild Kratts, but it's so fucking funny regardless! I know people think that the new seasons can get too 'kid-oriented' sometimes and part of me agrees but scenes like this make me happy regardless because I know that 8 year old me would've rolled on the floor at this. I'm laughing at this as an adult!

Also, what probably helps this scene is the color direction: There are three shades of green in this scene. The dark green that's in 75% of the background, the spring green in 35% of the background alongside Chris's bullfrog power suit (that matches the green hues of a frog) AND the light greens of the antlers juxtaposed to the other shades and thus the easiest to see! This helps the joke because you're obviously going to be attracted to so much green complimenting each other but also you're immediately going to point out the one thing that's NOT supposed to be there and laugh at it because of how easy it is to spot.

Yeah, two paragraphs glazing analyzing this one scene because the f*cking sight gag was green!

The first time we ALSO see a female moose in the series! I love this episode.

Had a conversation with my friends involving this, and of course I'm enough of a nitpicky bastard to ask this ultimately meaningless and fruitless question - what exact effect does the CPS have on the user's digestive tract? I assume that if an animal's abilities/biological life-hacks include specialized digestive tract (i.e. like a lemur, panda, or gazelle) it changes the user's tract to match the animal's, especially since we've seen this be the case before (i.e. the T-Devil and Gazelle Suits, both of which have been used by Chris).

All I'm saying is, compared to the sh*t that Chris has eaten in the CPS, (moldy pizza and grass that has probably been stepped/shat on), twigs are probably the best meal he'd take lmao.

Hell yeah babeeey we got the Oak Tree Power Suit callback!

Admittedly not as funny as the Bullfrog-Moose joke earlier, but still incredibly enjoyable of a sight gag. They didn't even try to hide the blatant callback and that just made it even more chuckle-worthy.

Does that fucking look like a horse to you Jimmy??

Also another episode where Jimmy plays a key role in saving the day. I feel like this is building up to an episode that will finally answer the question of "Does Jimmy need a Creature Power Suit" and with how they've been developing his character this season, I'd be good with either a "yes" or "no." Just something I'd like to mention.

CHICKADEE AVIVA!!!!!

I'm with Martin here. I feel like the proper method of preventing such crazy malfunctions from even being a problem in the first place would be THAT F*CKING RING CHIP THAT WAS CREATED A DECADE AGO TO HANDLE THIS EXACT CONTINGENCY AND I WILL KEEP BRINGING UP UNTIL SHE F*CKING COMPLETES IT.... or... someting like that.

Again, somehow this joke manages to keep being funny even after they overdo it. Well played, writers, well played.

But also, what is the species of the snake that touched Martin in this scene? What kind of snake suit was he malfunctioned into? The fandom wiki says it's a garter snake but the suit resembles the Rattlesnake Suit from Season 2 and even had the insignia, so I assumed that this was actually a King Snake Suit since most king snakes mimic rattlesnakes. But we've seen two species of king snakes in WK (the prairie king snake from Season 3 and the Eastern Kingsnake from the flash games), neither of which resemble the snake in the episode? Can any snake experts help me out? Because I'm gonna be mad if it turns out that yet ANOTHER episode in this batch was aired out of order.

CONCLUSION:

Pros:

The animation. Most of the jokes land here simply because the detailed and fluid animation compliments the comedy.

The fact that we got a moose episode at all.

The callback malfunctions. I don't exactly know, nor can I confirm how much online activity in the fandom chatboards managed to reach the radar of the Wild Kratts staff (logically it can't be much since the Internet's a vocal minority and all that but given the two year long dry season before S7, it can't be none at all, but I digress) but it definitely feels like the malfunctions in this episode were subtly written for older fans who were around during Seasons 1-2, since many of the suits we haven't seen since around that time. The self-aware humor surrounding the oak tree suit callback is more than enough of an indictator. But whether it was intentional or not, it's still a silly fun stirng of callbacks to episodes we know and love, and that is what I can appreciate it for.

Cons:

The Disney-acid sequence in this episode: Mainly the punchline that kneecapped any comedic potential it had and just came off as cringe. Skip. Skip Skip.

I'm gonna be honest, there are not that many pros or cons I can enlist about this episode beyond overanalysis and nitpicking. The entire premise of this episode down to its execution is simplistic, which isn't a bad thing. It was still enjoyable, it's still something that I can find myself rewatching on end. It's still something that I can point out personal cons vs. pros with (the acid sequence vs. the malfunctions) but divorced from all of that, it's a simple middle of the road episode at its core. Again, it's probably just filtration bias after being hung up from Monday's high-stake special, but I'm gonna say it's above average at best.

Ranked: 6.9/10

[thatmemething]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 🧽 season 3 sentences. part one.

great minds think alike, am i right?

i got the elements on my side--the elements of surprise!

i'm ready--ready to get it on

i may be down, but i'm not out!

who threw that piece of paper at me?!

only the baddest of the bad can get in here

how tough am i? how tough am i?! i had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!

this place is too tough for you, little man.

i'll have you know i stubbed my toe last week and i only cried for 20 minutes!

how is your collection coming along?

you can't hide what's inside

what you need is a tough hairdo

he isn't bald--he has a shaved head. shaved. that's a hairdo!

say--haven't i seen you before?

well then, i guess it's time to take it up a notch.

relax, you're among friends!

i gotta pick a fight with a muscular stranger

i feel pretty bad for the next guy who looks at me funny!

you, smiling over there and what not--somebody ought to teach you some manners!

oh my gosh, i never thought this moment would come!

please--have mercy!

this is the happiest day of my life!

you ran inside and slipped on an ice cube

so i just took my private yacht across my private lake to my private heliport--it's the only way off my private island

oh, i'm just succeeding in everything you failed in

anyone can be a bigshot in a hicktown like this one!

oh no he's hot!

what have you accomplished since high school?

oh, boohoo, let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest violin

lets just take a second here to relax

now, i just want you to empty your mind

if you need anything else, just call!

okay, i admit it, i'm a fraud!

this was a futile, pathetic attempt to impress you

ugh, i have such a headache

now to get a good night's sleep

shut up--i said shut up!

you think i'm a robot?!

you're going to interrogate my blender...?

what's the matter--is he stupid?

i think somebody's hungry!

don't 'one more minute' me, mr. man!

so, what's the plan?

for a second, i thought you were mad at me

wait, wait, let me guess! ... i give up.

oh, so this is the thanks i get for working overtime?

this is the hardest part of every parents' life... i assume

the only way for the ritual to work is for us to get hurt! ... real bad.

well that was a rip-off

we're dead! do you know what that is?!

we're not cavemen--we have technology

don't panic, panic is the enemy

you don't have to look around, i already did that for ya!

no, no, don't look, it's a trick!

you gonna buy something, or just stand there? because there's a standing fee

look carefully at the 'i really wish i weren't here right now' button

not so fast, eager mcbeaver!

hosting a party is hard work...

nineteen seconds--that's a new record!

well, i guess it's time to move again

you better call an astronomer, because this [food] is out of this world!

this is gonna be the coolest party ever!

i officially declare the party switch in the 'on' position!

so--do you come here often?

is it too late to offer you some punch...?

that's funny, i don't remember subscribing to 'fancy living digest'.

stealing my mail, eh? you're lucky i don't report you to the authorities!

if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

fancy livin', here we come!

i got it--let's get naked!

why don't we try being nice?

nice place you got here!

you just can't wait for me to die, can you?

i was born with glass bones and paper skin...

poor, poor man... if there is anything i can do for you...?

it does my heart good to con some class a suckers.

no, no--please don't hurt me!

the boy's eyes are bigger than his stomach

if you won't give me respect as a hero, maybe you'll give me respect as a villain

i am crossing over to the dark side

did someone say 'evil'?

nighty-night you old goat!

nighty-night--will you tuck me in?

how will we defeat the evil?

[shippingmyworld]

Congratulations, you’ve dragged me into TigerGhost, so now you have this in your inbox.

You know the whole “Ghost King” concept, right? The idea that after defeating Pariah Dark, Danny was crowned the next king for whatever reason?

Good, now let’s say whenever Danny goes into the deeper parts of the Ghost Zone, or maybe enters that place at all, the flaming crown instantly appears over his head. Some people like to add a space cloak and give him a whole outfit to fit the whole “King Of The Infinite Realms” thing.

Imagine Manny convincing Danny to bring him to the Ghost Zone, and upon entering, the whole outfit just manifests itself around Danny and he’s a little frustrated because he thinks he looks ridiculous. Manny’s too busy admiring his boyfriend to focus on anything else and takes a while to question why and when he suddenly changed.

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

And yeah I love the Ghost King concept! There's so much amazing fanart of Danny especially with him in monarch clothing and stuff. I really like the idea of the other ghosts kinda unofficially or officially accepting that if Danny can beat Pariah Dark, he's just been taking it easy on the rest of them.

I also really love the idea of Danny having the crown now that he's beaten Pariah, but he's able to hide it and does so because he's self-conscious about it. Being half-ghost is enough of a struggle for Danny that he doesn't want to also casually throw "King of Ghosts" into the mix. Can you imagine the absolute field day Timmy or SpongeBob would have if they found out? Timmy would blow everything out of proportion, constantly call Danny "Your Majesty" and bow as deep as he could whenever Danny walked by. Plus he'd instill it in SpongeBob's head that Danny needed to be treated with respect, so SB would totally go over the top and try and apologize for how causally he'd been treating a member of royalty.

But Manny? Oh man, imagine one day the group is fighting their villain of the week, who just so happens to push the team to their limit. Danny ends up needing to dip into his power as the Ghost King and summons the crown to boost his power to tip the fight in their favor, and the whole team just sees Danny floating there, ghost crown, cape, the whole nine yards just floating around him. Danny's a bit annoyed and when he explains, "I'm kinda the ghost king?" Manny is the first to explain "THAT'S SO COOL."

He'd be bouncing off the walls with questions like "Can you bring the outfit back?" "Do you have a castle? Why haven't you brought me to your castle?" "Aren't kings rich? Why are we struggling to pay rent if you're rich and own a castle?" "Wait, doesn't this make me a consort or something? Does that make me some ghost prince too since we're doing it?" Like man is firing off a thousand questions all at once with such excitement and joy that Danny doesn't even have a chance to feel self-conscious about it all. He'd summon back the outfit and low-key enjoy all the attention Manny is showering him in (and yes Manny's tail would be swishing back and forth in excitement during this moment).

Meanwhile Jenny, with her special mechanical eyes, would be like "Wait, so you all couldn't see the cape and crown this entire time?"

[kiankiwi]

i’ve been having thoughts about sick lil aus having an accident on daddy’s lap while they’re watching cartoons. and maybe maybe he gets scared cause his last caregiver punished him when he had an accident

Sick embarrassed baby!

***

Sure, Austin was a bit fussy upon waking up and finding out he had to go to daycare. Because daddy had a long day of studio time ahead. And that was rotten and unfair to him. He hated daycare! He hated the food, he hated that he could never make friends there.

Elvis thought he was just being fussy because he knew he was headed to daycare for the day but really his belly hurts and his head hurt and he was utterly exhausted. Would he tell his caregiver? Absolutely not. Because he was mad at El for dropping him off for the day anyway.

It was only two hours later when Elvis got an urgent call from the daycare explaining that Austin had thrown up all over himself. They said they suspected it was a stomach bug and to come get him immediately and that's all it took to have Elvis racing to his car and down to the daycare.

Twenty minutes later, they brought Austin out who was wearing his extra clothes and still snuffling sadly. Elvis cooed with welcome arms. "Oh baby, what happened? What's the matter?" Elvis questioned the little as he held him, but looked up at the daycare attendee that had brought him out of his classroom.

The daycare attendant started relay the events. "Poor thing was feeling sluggish all day and complaining of his belly. I let him lay on his cot early and ended up throwing up." "Thank you, I'll take him home now." Elvis said as he rubbed Austin's back. "C'mon baby, it's alright. No one's mad. We'll get you home and taken care of, it's all okay..."

Austin was a little fussy on the way home due to the loss of contact of his daddy. He needed snuggles and he needed them now.

"DADA!" He screamed, reaching forward with his whole body out of his carseat. Only calmed down slightly when Elvis reached back and stroked his little socked foot. Aus had immediately ditched his shoes in the foot of the car before daddy could even pull away from the daycare.

"We're almost there baby. We're almost home..." Elvis assures his little boy. "Is it the car? Is it making your belly hurt?" Elvis sighed as his question was met with a sad little nod. "Okay baby... five more minutes.."

"Pops?" Austin asked, pointing out the window toward their mansion. Elvis knew pops means Austin was asking about the paparazzi in his headspace toddler speak. "No baby, Uncle Jerry handled it. There's no paps baby. Don't you worry. Daddy will get you inside."

Inside, once Austin was settled on couch, changed into a fresh pair of jammies and pull up, cozy, he had his puke bowl ready, remote close by, all he wanted was daddy's snuggles and how could Elvis say no to his sicky baby?

"Alright you little germ monster... whatdya wanna watch, hmm?" Elvis asked as Austin snuggled up comfortably on his daddy's lap. "Mm. Spongebob please?" Austin asked softly. "Whatever you want baby..." Elvis replied as he clicked around finding the requested cartoon.

A few episodes later, Elvis could feel his ill little relaxing... maybe too much as he could smell the moment Austin had an accident. Probably due to his stomach being upset. Elvis took care to not draw attention to it and just rubbed his back while he waited for his baby to finish.

Seconds after, Austin gave a tired little relieved sigh, he began to fuss again and kick his legs. "DADDY! I'm sooooooooooorry..." Austin sobbed as he scooched over, off Elvis's lap and pressed his face into the arm of the couch to hide. Elvis just rubbed his back. "What baby? What's the matter?" Elvis played dumb even though he could smell the problem so as to spare his baby some shame and embarrassment. "I... I... potty." He whimpered into the furniture.

"Oh baby, that's alright. You've got a pull up on. That's what those are for right? You're feeling unwell... these things happen. Now baby why are you hiding? Don't hide..."

Elvis leaned closer which caused Austin just to ball up further and screech.

Elvis startled. This wasn't his baby.

"Baby... nothing's wrong. You went potty. And that's perfectly okay. There's no need to hide." Elvis tired to reassure him. "Trouble!" Austin all but wailed. "Baby, no, you're not in any trouble for going potty. You have a pull up on. You need it and that's what it's there for okay? You will never be in trouble for having an accident or going potty. Ever. Why would you?" Elvis asked, concerned.

"L-last..." Aus hiccuped.

"Oh... your last caregiver... punished you for going potty in your...?" A confirming nod. "Oh sweet boy... that's not right at all. Baby can you look at me?"

Austin wiped his nose as he finally looked at his daddy. "I'm sorry your last caregiver did that Austin. That is not right. At all. You did exactly what you were supposed to do, going potty and you shouldn't be punished for that. I love you. I care for you okay? I'm never going to punish you for going potty. Now, can I please get you cleaned up? Your pants can't be comfy little man."

Austin leaned over and grasped Elvis's hand. "No trouble?" He asked shakily.

"No baby. I don't mind changing you and you're not in trouble at all. Can I change you please?" Austin nodded, wanting to be held. "Okay, sweet boy. Let's get your bum changed." Elvis said as he picked his boy up and brought him to the nursery.

***

Two in one day! Woooo!!!

@mooodyblue

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1217: Best Pals Forever (Pokemon: Dogs in Love 2)

Crap Gorps: But....Because I knew youuu~

Jolteon: Because I knew youuuu~

Crap Gorps/Jolteon: Because I knew you~ I have been chaaaaaaaanged......For goooooooood~

Two best friends giggles softly as they lean over and Hugs one another.

Jolteon: I love you man~

Crap Gorps: Ditto- (Suddenly Felt Something Small and Wet Drop on him as He Looks Up and Sees) Hm? It's raining? But I thought it was supposed to be- (Eyes Widened at the Realization) Oh no. Uhh..... buddy?-

Jolteon: (Already Tearing Up) I love you so much, Crap Gooorrps!~

Crap Gorps: (Quickly and Gently Rubs Jolteon's Back in Comfort) I know, I know. I love you too, man. I'm.....pretty sure we already established that seconds ago-

Jolteon: Our friendship is so sacred to me!~ I don't want this all to end noooow!~

Crap Gorps: Wait. (Pulls Away For a Second) Is that what you've been worried about? Our friendship?

Jolteon: Coming to an ennnnnnnnd!~

The rain starts going down more harder than originally as the sound of thunder begins to emerge.

Crap Gorps: (Quickly Went Back to Rubbing his Pal's Back in Panic) Hey-Hey-Hey! It's okay! It's okay. Don't cry. Our friendship isn't going anywhere.

Jolteon: (Puts his Wailing on Hold and Stares at Crap Gorps with His Sad, Sparkling Eyes) Really? ('Sniff') Really? Are you sure?

Crap Gorps: (Gives Jolteon a Reassuring Smile) Positive, man. (Chuckles Lightly) Heck, if anything, this is the most positive I've been a very long while- (Stops Chuckling Once He Realizes He Said a (Very Weak) Swearing Word in Front his Now Pouting Friend) Uhh- ('Clear Throat') Sorry.

Jolteon: ('Sigh') It's fine. I'll allow it just this once, Crap Gorps. (Lightly Boops on Crap Gorps (Non Existent) Nose)

Crap Gorps: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Okay, great! But seriously though, even if we do go our seperate ways, which I can't stress enough, HIGHLY doubt that will ever happen anytime soon, our friendship won't automatically break apart along with it. We've been through so much together let it all go to waste now, am I right?

Jolteon: Yeah. ('Sniff') I don't want it all to go away....

Crap Gorps: (Gently Grabs Hold of Both Jolteon's Paws) And it won't. I promise. You, me, the rest of our team, we're all on this together, cheesy as it sounds.

Jolteon: (Giggles a Bit) I like cheesy stuff~

Crap Gorps: (Chuckles Lightly) I bet you do. You're sounding better already.

Jolteon: (Smiles a Bit) Yeah, I guess I am huh? I'm sorry I got a little emotional earlier.....

Crap Gorps: No worries, man. I get it. I'd probably be freaking outta too if I were in your....paws. You know you guys are the first real friends I've ever made, right?

Jolteon: ('Gasps') Really?~ What about your law office buddies?

Crap Gorps: (Shrugs) Eh. Our relationship is more professional if anything. I think I remember a few of them didn't like me all that much.

Jolteon: (Starts Pouting Again) I don't know why. You're the coolest guy I ever known, Crap Gorps!~

Crap Gorps: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Aww~ Thanks, man. I'm pretty sure you're objectively more cooler than I am though.

Jolteon: (Blushes a Bit While Flailing his Paw Down a Bit) Oh hush, you~ We can both be the coolest together! How's that sound?

Crap Gorps: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Hmm.....Cop out conclusion- (Shrugs) But sure, why not. Hey, you like SpongeBob right? (Points Back at the Pokemon HQ Lab Behind Him) Wanna watch all three of his movies back inside? I-I mean, only of you want to, of cour-

Jolteon: (Stares into his Best Friend's Eyes As His Begins to Sparkle) Grops, I LOVE SpongeBob, let's do it!~

Crap Gorps: (Stardled a Bit by Jolteon's Sudden Stare Vefore Returning Back to his Posture) Alright. Good to know. Let's go. (Walks Back to HQ with Jolteon By his Jolteon) Glad to see you're in high spirits again.

Jolteon: All thanks to you, buddy. You're a real life saver, you know that?

Crap Gorps: (Rubs the Back of his Head Back and Forth) I wouldn't exactly call myself that really. Considering all the times you helped cheer me up in journey together, I'd figure I try to return the favor for once, you know?

Jolteon: ('Sniff') And you succeed with flying lights and colors.....('Sniff') I'm so proud of you, buddy!~

'Thunder Roaring'

Crap Gorps: Uhhhh H-How about we save the crying after we watch the movie, yeah? We have the whole evening ahead of us, you know?

Jolteon: (Giggles Softly) Okay, I'll try to keep it together. (Lays his Head Onto his Best Friend's Shoulder) Only for you, Crap Gorps~

Crap Gorps: ('Sighs a Bit in Relief') Right. Thank you.

As the two pals made their way back to HQ the clouds in the sky finally begins to clear themselves out, revealing a bright sun shining down on the area in question.

As the journey concluded, it still turned to be a very beautiful day after all.

@jelloapocalypse

[ask-postcrash-curly]

aw what?? it was unnerving?? shit, sorry curly, i thought it was really funny :(

anyways, i'm new here! well- not really new. i've been here, just making myself known now,,

so uhhh i'm sure there's not much for you to do other than to wait and see how everything turns out, so while we're here, i have some stuff for you to watch!

(Several cartoon episodes begin playing. There are 2 episodes for each of the 3 shows shown, one of them being classic SpongeBob from the 90s, another being classic Tom and Jerry, and the last being classic Pink Panther.)

i hope these are to your liking! i made sure there's not any fire in any of these episodes. they're kinda loud sometimes? so i lowered the volume to make sure it doesn't give you a headache or anything.

oh i should probably introduce myself! you can call me mark. something about me.. oh- sooooo as i'm talking to you, i'm a senior in high school! about a month or so away from graduation, as we speak. i'll be going to college, good school actually, so there's that!

sorry if i sound awkward, i'm just trying to make captivating small talk- ahah.

ummm so i hope you like the cartoons! i'll come back later and send you some more if you like them.

bye for now!

- 🍎

Funny too! Just, uh, also unnerving. You’re all right.

Wow. Thank you for these. I needed some mindless cartoony bullshit. (I mean this very affectionately.) Thank you so much for the consideration with the fire and the volume too. Must have taken a while

Nice to meet you, Mark. Congrats on your college! No, hey, you don’t sound awkward. Perfectly friendly.

I do so far! Thank you very much. Talk soon?

Bye for now!

[spectatingspectacle]

Incorrect quotes!

Ft. All three of my aus! (Being honest, I got all of these from DDLC incorrect quotes by An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog on YouTube and Vines (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠))

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Valentine: My name is Valentine with a B, and I've been afraid of insects my entire-

Shamura: stop stop stop, where?

Valentine: hm?

Shamura: where's the B?

Valentine: THERE'S A BEE????

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Leshy: I've got one foot in the darkness and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate!

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Shamura: I made tea

Narinder: I don't want tea

Shamura: I didn't make tea for you, this is my tea

Narinder: then why are you telling me?

Shamura: it's a conversation starter

Narinder: that's a lousy conversation starter

Shamura: oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Kallamar: you stay positive! You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Penelope: well, I'll tell you my secret!

Penelope: I lie to myself, every morning when I wake up I say, "everything's gonna be okay!" But I'm lying. And I don't know how much longer I can do it. Have a swell night! 😊🩷

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Leshy: it's at times like this, when I'm now under the thumb of the one who dethroned my whole family, I really wish I listened to what Shamura told me when I was young

Cotton: why? What'd they tell you?

Leshy: I dunno, I didn't listen!

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Kallamar: I turned out perfectly fine!

Heket: just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kallamar: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN, YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Heket: DO IT YOU SORRY SACK OF SHXT

Heket: ...

Heket: sorry that didn't come out as encouraging as I meant it to

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Valentine: so we could either bake these cookies at 400° for 10 minutes or 4000° for 1 minute!

Heket: No, no that's not how you bake cookies

Leshy: floor it?

Heket: Leshy, NO

Valentine: how bout 4000000° for 1 second!

Heket: LAMB, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THIS TEMPLE DOWN

Leshy: WE'RE GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FXCKING SUN TO BAKE COOKIES!!

Heket: LESHY PLEASE

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

[over the phone]

Leshy: Yello?

Narinder: what did you do

Leshy: ... aight! But ya can't be mad at me!

Narinder: what did you do

Leshy: first, I was minding my own business-

Narinder: bullshxt!

Leshy: I waaaassss!!!

Narinder: and exactly what happened whilst you were "minding your own business"?

Leshy: I was just chilling in my room like a baller when the Lamb (Penelope) kicked open my door!

Leshy: They yelled "GET ON YOUR KNEES" and I responded with "I'M NOT YOUR FATHER LAST NIGHT!"

Leshy:... And she took exception to that

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Cotton: Hey Heket, can I have a sip of your water?

Heket: it's not water

Cotton: oh, vodka! It's only noon though-

Heket: it's vinegar

Cotton:...what

Heket: it's vinegar, pussy

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Leshy: people always ask me "are you a morning person or a night person?" And I'm like "buddy I'm barely even a person!'

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Cotton: I'm making coffee, how do you take yours?

Narinder: Black

Cotton: don't try to sound "tough" you sissy!

Narinder: cream?

Cotton: Oh, coming right up, Madame!

Narinder: cream and sugar??

Cotton: who are you, Leshy?

Narinder:... Surprise me...?

Cotton: ... *Dumps the coffee on the ground*

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

[Some young follower and Valentine discussing a talent show]

Follower: I was thinking of doing some magic?

Valentine: Magic? Throrlyn, it says "Talent Show"

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Valentine: Hurricane Katrina?? More like Hurricane Tor-tilla!

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Valentine: dude! Check out this SpongeBob umbrella I just got *opens it indoors*

Vine: that's bad luck!

Valentine: chill out, bro!

Shai-Nura out of fxcking nowhere: WHO SUMMONED ME!?

Lamb & Goat: AAAAAAAAAAA-

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Young Leshy, from the roof of the temple: I'm scared, Mura!

Shamura: do you trust me, Baby Brother?

Young Leshy: yeah

Shamura: then fall

Young Leshy: *falls and hit the ground* ough-

Shamura: RULE NUMBER ONE NEVER TRUST ANYBODY-

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

Kallamar: Dear Diary, today I couldn't find my Diary so I'm writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDs

︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽︽

WHOOPS turned out much longer than I thought it would! Thanks for reading this far! Have a cookie 🍪

[deuterium51614]

Boueibu Rewatch Part 7

The migraine I had earlier today subsided after a nap, so I was able to binge all three episodes!

Episode Seven

Chri-pa... Aw, man. So we back in--

"Christmas Eve is coming, so why don't we hold a Chri-pa?" and the reason for this is the card from the council. The party is held on Christmas Eve itself. Later, En says "Yeah, they sent it to the Defense Club yesterday." (They were in school the day before Christmas Eve?) So En's "I've been thinking about..." was super spur-of-the-moment lol

Also, En is hot in his Christmas/New Year's outfit.

The twins' Christmas song is iconic.

The whole thing about going to the hotel room was just... What?

With the little Wombat Yumoto made from Wombat's fur, all I can think of is the sweater from Spongebob "It's itchy, what's this thing made out of?" "Eyelashes!"

The Reindeer Monster had said "you only complain about your food getting to you cold" or something like that, and then Ryuu and Io comment that the noodles are soggy. They learned nothing lol

So what's the consensus on Hitori turning back? Was it the work of the Battle Lovers or Santa? (Also: Santa canonically exists in this universe. Someone needs to do something with that, like the Battle Lovers team up with him. Or a Nightmare Before Christmas-adjacent thing where S1 Caerula Adamas (no reveal AU) kidnaps him as part of their plan to conquer the Earth.)

Episode Eight

En brings up how they had plans to go skiiing, but ended up not going. Meanwhile, my mom has a fic that predates this where they did go skiing. And like this episode, it also involves getting snowed in. (Specifically En and Kinshirou.) Man, I need to reread her fics one of these days...

I remember there being a theory that the twins' dad was being controlled similarly to Tawarayama. Now that I'm looking again, isn't it weird that they gave him such a plain design? At least give him the same hair color as the twins!

Can't help but wonder about Kinshirou's opinion of Shin (and Munakata) staying at Binan High School as students.

Oh, and you see that I wrote "Shin" up there for the snowman guy's name? It's because his name is not "Jinzou Makoto" but "Nitou Shin" according to the Boueibu website. Also, his bio refers to him as an "OB" which I looked up and it's "old boy" or "alumnus," so is he even still a student at the high school? I feel like we assumed he is because the twins call him "senpai," and because it was established with Munakata that they seem to be lax about graduation? The subtitles say "Yes, we're students at Binan High School, just like you," but what is actually being said??

Because can you imagine. You graduated from high school years ago. You've spent five years trying and failing to get into art college. On New Year's Eve, you walk out of cram school and these two teenage twins that you've never seen before say they're from your alma mater and mock you for your failings. They turn you into a snowman. You fail at being a snowman. You're given a motivational speech. You get turned back into a human. You go to a shrine on New Year's Day. The twins appear again and transform in front of five other high schoolers, who have no reaction. Like what do you do with your life?

Episode Nine

The Defense Club literally did nothing for a month and a half after the twins revealed themselves. Like imagine if the cultural festival happened earlier in season one, but there was no Dark Aurite and instead for the rest of the season the Defense Club and council were Aware™️of each other being their enemies.

Also don't think I ever noticed, but En's reading an Oden magazine.

Why did Goura react the way he did to Yumoto saying the twins are "Galaxy Idols"? That shouldn't really have significance to him, unless I'm forgetting something, right? Maybe his enemies had that title, and the twins were inspired by it? (And Dadacha and Zundar got them the rights to it because it was cheap after CIDE failed?)

There are eight or nine chocolates in each box (flower might be covering a ninth). The intention was to animate him eating the whole box, but I think it looks like Yumoto only ate three or four? (Kinda looks like two might be stuck together.) (I wrote this before looking again and seeing the empty box showing he ate all of them, oops...)

Anyway, my counting is just a way to imply that there's a lot of chocolate left over in the other boxes. What if someone (En) just put it off to the side (in the unused council room) to throw out for later instead of just tossing it immediately. Or hey, he noticed Yumoto reacted to it like it was spicy and he wanted to try it? (The council comes back from their trip, and Ibushi pairs them with tea.)

Also, En picked one of the chocolates up. Imagine if he just ate it instead of asking what they should do with them.

I love Io's reactions this episode the best out of everyone's. Not sure if it's because I ship him and Yumoto, or if that led to it.

En's running the fastest we've ever seen him lol

Is there an animation error with Dadacha's tail? Looks like the shadow cut it off when it goes to the left.

"Gee VEPPer! How come staff lets you have two transformations?" (At least they used a different verse for the second one.)

Dadacha doesn't even have to touch someone to transform them into a monster. Though maybe the chairs are acting as a conduit?

Yumoto cuddling his Lovracelet is cute!!

That run when Yumoto's beckoning the monsters laksdjfa

Also, flashbacks to S1E3's "Come on! Give me hug!" when he said "Come on!"

"My wellspring of love never stops gushing!" "Is it okay to let this happen?" "It would be hard to take them all alone..." "A drop of love for each of you!" "I wonder where he learned that." "Go flying, Love Sprinkle!" I no longer feel bad about my fic's line "I'm going to shoot a load of love into your heart!"

"We cannot ignore them!" *continues to ignore them*

[babiebom]

Dbd Killers as Nicknames my friends and I use in game

A/N: because i think. I only have like one thing posted for dbd. These are the Male Killers!

Tw:maybe cursing? None? Slight sexualization of certain killers?

Genre:headcanons? Or written like headcanons at least

Wc: maybe 3+ for each killer?

The Trapper/Evan Macmillan

Has no nickname

Is just "the trapper"

Always said in a panic tho

Is usually called a "stupid stupid man"

The Clown/Jeffrey Hawk

"Oh it's *imitation of him coughing*"

His nickname is just us coughing in gross ways

Also "you absolute baboon" by when we're upset

The Ghostface/Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson

My boyfriend

I exclusively call him this

Everyone else says "oh no your boyfriend is here"

Or we call him Ghost-a Fa-che in really bad italian accents

The Executioner/Pyramid Head

Conehead

Forgot the word pyramid

Also trianglehead

Usually proceeded or followed by "ewwwwww why is he sludging up the place????"

The Twins/Victor Deshayes

Ugly little baby

We forgot that he is not really a baby

We also call him Viktor Vector

Usually followed by "kill her little baby"

Or "stomp on himmmmm"

Then "yeah that's what you get you ugly baby"

The Mastermind/Albert Wesker

Lil Kitty Meow Meow

Bc I accidentally called him whisker

And that reminded me of the Lil kitty meow meow meme

Is usually followed by his "urgh" when he does the dashy thing

The Nemesis/Nemesis

Nemesussy

It was a slip of the tongue that stuck

I also call him Thanos half the time

I forget his name and panic

Then call him Thanos because big purple man

Usually proceeded by "oh god it's Thanos I can see his stupid little zombies"

The Doctor/Herman Carter

Has no nickname but is usually called out by saying "sorry I can't talk right now he's ELECTROCUTING ME"

followed by imitations of his laugh

The Legion/Frank&Joey

I do not know how to write this

It's literally just The Legion but pronounced with a very bad French accent

Also Franklin or Frankie-boy

And Josepher and "which one is this one again"

The Trickster/Jiwoon Hak

We either call him Trickster

Or Jungkook from Bts(yes this whole thing)

Is usually followed by "bob and weave and bob and weave"

Or is followed by "please dont kamsahamnida me"

The Wraith/ Phillip Ojomo

Bing Bong

Because when he hits his little thing it goes Bing Bong

Usually proceeded by "oh god" and "please don't be bingbong"

Usually followed by "oh god where did he go"

The Hillbilly/ Max Thompson Jr

We just call him by Max

I usually call him Maxie-poo

Cute

The Cannibal/ Bubba Sawyer

Like Max we just call Bubba by Bubba

Bubba is a cute nickname in of itself

The Oni/Kazan Yamaoka

Onigiri

Because I said "Oni? Like onigiri?"

Followed by screaming or "someone stop him he's eating my blood"

The Deathslinger/Caleb Quinn

Rootie tootie mcshooty shooty

Because it's funny

Also sometimes call him the hashslinger

Or hashslinging slashed

From spongebob because we again forgot his name

The Shape/Michael Myers

Miku Miku

Because I panicked when I saw him and could not speak or remember his name for the life of me

Usually followed by "oh god this is gonna be a bad match"

Also followed by singing the song but only by saying Bing and bong.

The Nightmare/Freddy Kreuger

"Ew its stupid what's his face....sleepytime....nightnight"

Has no real nickname because we're not happy to see him

"Why is there blood coming out of this...oh."

"Haha your neck is bent weird"

The Blight/Talbot Grimes

Incoherent screaming

Literally it's "uhhhh HA HUHHHH WHA HELP"

Followed by "why is he so fast?"

Or is called speedy Gonzales or Sonic

The Knight/Tarhos Kovács

I have accidentally called him the borgo

We also just call him the knight or just scream

The Cenobite/Elliot Spencer

Pinhead

I find it funny that that is an actual name for him

Because we usually call him that

The Demogorgon(?)

Or "stupid pinhead" but you get the gist

Also BabyBox

Bad doggie

He is a dog that is bad because he keeps biting me with his weird little face

The Dredge(?)

Is this thing a male? Idk but it counts

Again we are bad at remembering names

Half the time he is called the sludge

Usually followed by "why is it nighttime"

[funnefox]

Been obsessed with @ema0rsully's SpongeBob x MLP crossover arts as of late so I decided to write my own scene where they interact.

SpongeBob meets the Princesses of Equestria

"Uh, Twilight" SpongeBob started as he rode his pony pal down some kind of hallway "Why exactly are we here?"

"I just thought I would introduce you to a few of my friends" Twilight answered "Huh? But I already met your friends. Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity-" SpongeBob was confused as he listed them all "No, silly. These friends are a little more than just friends" Upon saying that, Twilight and SpongeBob reached a giant door that the Mare knocked on carefully to open.

With the opening revealed three more ponies, these ones bigger than Twilight. One with white skin, golden accessories and a rainbow mane, another with dark blue skin and wavy purple hair, and one with pink skin and a hot colored mane. "Good evening, Twilight" the white one greeted. "Oh, have you brought something with you?"

Twilight giggled as she clarified "not something, Celestia, someone." Encouraging SpongeBob to peek out from behind Twilight's hair. "Well well well." Celestia observed "It's that little sponge friend of yours" "Y-y-you know me?" SpongeBob asked. "Of course we do, Twilight told us so much about you" the Blue one clarified "We're so excited to see you in person!" The pink one added. Twilight and SpongeBob both blushed a bit, though Spongebob's blush was more of nervousness than Twilight's bit of embarrassment.

"Oh, we haven't introduced ourselves yet" Celestia cleared her throat a little as she restarted "Hello, Mr. SquarePants. My name is Princess Celestia, this is my sister Luna, and our associate Cadence" Spongebob stared amazed at that statement "Princess? You're royalty?!" Twilight giggled at SpongeBob's shock and awe "Yes, SpongeBob. They're royalty. I actually am, too. I tend not to brag about it in public"

"You mind telling us a little bit about yourself, Mr. SquarePants?" Cadence eagerly asked. SpongeBob stammered before starting his little explanation about his home, his job, relationships, and how he met Twilight in the first place. The princesses all sat there, fascinated by the sea creature's tale.

"You are quite the interesting specimen, SpongeBob" Luna said once it was over. "Bahahaha thank you, Princess Luna" Spongebob giggled at the appreciation. "Miss Luna is perfectly fine. No need to force my title every time" Luna attempted to ease Spongey's mind.

"You should probably get back home now, we wouldn't wanna waste your time" Celestia started to wave Spongebob off. "Actually, Celestia, I was thinking Spongebob could rest with me tonight" Twilight rebuttled. SpongeBob gasped in surprise "N-n-no Twilight, it's fine, I really need to go back home before tomorrow's shift at the Krusty Krab" Twilight laughed as she reminded SpongeBob "We're all magic, silly. We could just teleport you back home."

"No, Twilight, SpongeBob's right. He'd probably be more comfortable at his home" Celestia stopped that plan going any further. Twilight disappointingly sighed as she said "maybe some other time, then" "It was nice meeting you all!" SpongeBob waved to the other royal horses "Goodbye! Hope to see you again!" The princesses all waved back as that giant door closed behind Twilight and SB again.