#Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

[gamerzylo]

[zoologica42]

temperate stream dashboard simulator

🌊Smexy_eel_lady Follow selfie from my new apartment! I found a lovely rock somehow in my budget and I'm f(eel)ing so lucky!

#finally made it ♻️ 🪱detritus_luvr Follow Enough with that, TELL US HOW YOU FUCK

🐸 flychomper Follow I can't believe how many of my logmates haven't heard of/seen BROOKlyn 99, do they all live under a rock?

♻️ 🦞benTHICCC-biome Follow I can't stand this, it's 2024 and people on this wetsite still use "live under a rock" as an insult. I can't fucking even, do you know how disenfranchising it is to hear people talk with scorn about the way you and your family have lived for generations? go dry out, sir. ♻️ 🪷lowflowvegetation Follow reblogging bcs important, but also please don't tell people to dry themselves out!

🐟deepchannelfan Follow callout post for @smoothturtleleech I have no issue with parasitism, but have any of you noticed how turtleleech \only\ parasitizes turtles? kinda problematic imo. #calloutpost ♻️ 🐢smoothturtleleech Follow I also parasitized your mom last night lol

🐠riverartist Follow Art and artist! Really happy with how this one came out! took me about 10 hrs to get the pebbles together and assemble them.

#artistsontumblr #sculpture #pebblework

♻️🐍nerodiaaa Follow wtf that's so cool! lmk if you take commissions ♻️🦎sal-the-mander Follow going to make this my streamsaver #the highest quality content on this horrible wetsite

🐟salmonidayyyy Follow I love you catadromous fishes I love you anadromous fishes I love you migrants. Never let anyone tell you that you aren't stream fauna bcs you haven't spent your whole life in the stream or weren't born here {flaps you with my fins]

♻️🛶virgeon-sturgeon Follow Thanks bro, I really needed to hear that, {flaps you with my fins].

🐚riffleranger Follow MMMMMM I WANNA LAY ALL MY EGGS IN THESE PEBBLES, SUCH GOOD PEBBLES I LOVE THESE PEBBLES.

♻️🐌algaegrazer Follow @riffleranger this U?

♻️🐚riffleranger OP Follow I should be offended, but yes, I am her, she is me

♻️🐚riffleranger OP Follow OH WAIT, OH SHIT THAT IS ME WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO????

[duckydemons]

clicked it w no headphones on and I regret it (ironically).. what was Rick on while recording for Oh Sir..

I love Dude’s addition to the game and everything but WHATTT..

how did he think that was okay.

one of postal 2 doll’s lines is “aahhh, you’re better than my ex wife.” i guess he has a canon moan now

[satoshi-mochida]

Some indie game recommendations from ones I’ve played or know enough about them to suggest them to others(mostly in no particular order), Part 8.

Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9

LiEat

Rise of the Third Power

Sakuna: Of Rice and Ruin

Indivisible

Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass

Eastern Exorcist

Everhood

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The 7th Stand User(JJBA fan game)

Gravity Circuit

Rusted Moss

Laika: Aged Through Blood

Bramble: The Mountain King

Refind Self: The Personality Test Game

nameless(fan game for Hololive Vtuber Nanashi Mumei)

M.A.S.S. Builder

NAIRI: Tower Of Shirin and it's sequel NAIRI: Rising Tide.

Fatal Twelve

Fading Afternoon

The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa

Killer Frequency

Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator

Full Void

ENIGMA:

Seven Days

Siren's Call

Koumajou Remilia: Scarlet Symphony

Little Goody Two Shoes

Pocket Mirror ~ GoldenerTraum

Battle Princess Madelyn

When the Past Was Around

[riddlersmalewife]

(Mention : @jellykisses4u )

Story : A fated encounter

Content warning : Somnophila , spanking , BDSM dynamics, praising kink, degrading kink,humiliation kink , NSFW , small mention of over simulation

OC characters used : Isaiah (blasian , 25 , Sub ) , Emmanuel (Korean , 29 , Dom) , canon relationship!

Isaiah gets in trouble and as a punishment he can’t have sex , no toys, no masturbation or watching each other or Emmanuel masturbate.

〰︎••••••〰︎

It was later in the night and it had been almost a week since Isaiah got his punishment and he hated every bit of it, he tried to go to sleep but could only twist and turn. Isaiah just looks at their beautiful decorated ceiling and then he looks at Emmanuel seeing the moon light from the open window shining down on Emmanuel’s pale skin making his chest , shoulders and face majestic.

While Em was “sleeping “ or much to Isaiah’s knowledge he was so Isaiah gets the bright idea and takes it up on himself to relieve himself. Isaiah gets on top and starts grinding on Em, and whispering about how Em is so rude and how he suchhh a meanie , that Em was so mean for the punishment he choose . Isaiah continues to grind a little harder wanting more his breath becomes more shaggy and he places kisses on Em or Emmanuel’s neck softly “please oh fuck please~”is all Isaiah could whisper and moan out . Emmanuel was trying his best not to move or say something not to flip Isaiah on his stomach and fuck him till the sun came up but he didn’t , controlling himself.

As Isaiah starts to get close to cumming he leans forward towards Em’s ears whining and high pitch moans into Ems ears whining about how close he is and how much he wants Emmanuel to just fuck him already when all of a sudden Em grabs Isaiah hips to to stop him from grinding on him. Isaiah gasps and looks up to see Em smiling at him, Isaiah bite his lips and puts his face back into Emmanuels neck “And what do you think you’re doing? My dear ..” Emmanuel says squeezing Isaiah’s ass harshly Isaiah peaks out of Em’s shoulders “Fuckkkk~please em please I’ll be good I promise pleaseeeeee..I just need to cum “ Isaiah still having his face in em shoulder ,moaning and whining. Missing Emmanue softly hoping that this would help Isaiah’s case .

Em chuckles “well you’re not being a very good boy right now hmm are you” Isaiah wines in responds “Pleaseeee, I’ll be a good boy, I promise!” Isaiah started to rock his hips into him but Em stops him, shaking his head and tsking sneakily smirking finding Isaiah oh so cute when he is all whiny and begging for him . Em spanks Isaiah ass a little and grabs it harshly. Em whispered in Isaiah’s ear “prove to me that you’re my little good boy “ Emmanuel stated biting Isaiah’s ear “mmmmm~ haven’t I been a good boy this whole entire time I haven’t moved once!” em spanks Isaiah’s ass more harsher this time, this was the second “enough with the smart comments my love” Emmanuel says grip Isaiah’s ass with one hand having the other one playing with the band of Isaiah’s underwear teasing Isaiah more then he already was, Isaiah whining at this replies with “how was that smart!….meany” he whispers the last hoping that em didn’t get that part but sadly he did. “Hmmm? Did you say something?” Em says, smirking.”nothing ..what could I have possibly said “Isaiah says looking around , with a guilty expression on his face even though he had a tinny bit of sarcasm in his voice.

Emmanuel em flips them over not giving time for Isaiah to realize what happened , “I gave you more then enough chances baby “ em says in Isaiah’s ear “you disobeyed the punishment, lied, got to lil spanks and you insult me. Who tought you such behavior my love ? “ Isaiah try’s to look away but Emmanuel quickly grabs Isaiah’s chin making sure they remained eye contact “I’m sorry sir “ Isaiah say pouring giving Emmanuel puppy eyes

"are you trying to bribe me into fucking you my dear? " Em says with a smirk “well something is working due to your friend saying hi" Isaiah says then starts to grind and this time Em let's it happen, Em rubs Isaiah's ass. Isaiah begins to grind harder, moaning loudly. Em squeezes his ass "you like that my naughty little slut ~" Em says mhmmm Isaiah moans back. Emmanuel says that he can't cum without his permission , then Emmanuel looks down at Isaiah’s body due to this Isaiah try's to cover himself with his shirt so Emmanuel doesn't see his hard on "uh huh let's not hide this pretty view from me " Emmanuel says to Isaiah who is blushing hard removing Isaiah shirt ,Isaiah now tries hide his face which causes a tsk from Em "do I have to tie your hands my love ?" Isiah tsk's playfully "well if my hands were tied, how would I be able to have sex?". Em smirked "Making excuses my dear?" Isiah rolls his eyes, "Of course not." He says sarcastically.

"Lying once again?" Em raised his eyebrows. Em smirks "such a brat..". Em grabs a pair of pink fluffy hand cuffs from the night stand. "Hold still my darling". Em roughly grabs his arms, putting them above his head, locking them into place. Isaiah groans "please..". Em smirked while keeping his legs under his body weight. "Darling~ shouldn't have been so naughty" Emmanuel purrs. 

Em leans down and licks his ear and nibbles on it a little. Isaiah squirms and moves his head away from Emmanuel . Emmanuel grabs his chin, forcing him to looked at him. He clicks his tongue. "All shy now, are you? Just a moment ago you were begging me to let you please yourself. For me to please you." He shakes his head. "Disappointing." Isaiah whines.  Em lifts his shirt a little, trailing his hand right above his boxers, tugging teasingly on his boxers. Isaiah's Eyes linger with lust . Em begins to tease Isaiah's dick in return Isaiah moans and begins begging quickly "mmm..em..please..please baby". "Desperate are we,my love..?". "Em please..". Em grabs a hold of his dick and begins rubbing slowly,occasionally rubbing his tip in circular motions this cause Isaiah to arch his back and his eyes to roll back in pleasure.

Emmanuel leans down kissing and leaving hickeys on Isaiah’s neck marking what’s his and will forever be his , Isaiah start to do little thrust into Emmanuel moaning ,begging and pleading , that he will be a good boy and never be a brat ever again….he knew that was a lie so did Em but he still tried it. Em just smiled looking at his beautiful tear eyed , slobbering boyfriend under him it made him more horny then ever

Isaiah’s moans start to get more high pitched and feminine. His eyes start to flutter becoming more watery this shows Emmanuel that Isaiah is close to cumming Emmanuel removes his hand from Isaiah’s shaft “suck “ Emmanuel says put his middle and ring finger up to Isaiah’s mouth , Isaiah opens his mouth quickly sucking and licking Em’s fingers showing how much of a good boy he is by listening as if that wasn’t that bare minimum. “Good boy ~ look at listening so well~ ….i may need to reward you ~” Emmanuel purrs in Isaiah .

Isaiah just looked with pleading eye , Emmanuel took his finger out of Isaiah’s mouth now taking Isaiah’s boxer off completely then puts Isaiah legs on his hips giving him a nice view of Isaiah’s asshole “so pretty…” Emmanuel whispers to him self then take his two fingers and teasingly rubbing Isaiah’s begging hole and he softly traces his other hand up Isaiah’s thigh to his hips to hold him down so that he doesn’t try to move .

“Sir~~aaah..Ahnnn Mmm please~!” Isaiah says arching his back and leaning his head into the pillow Isaiah just wanted Emmanuel to fuck him like the slut he is , show him who is the Master in this relationship “you keep begging but what are you begging for dear ? Come on use your words correctly “ Emmanuel says teasingly, he Enters the tip of his finger not going in all the way .

But just enough to drive Isaiah crazy “mmmfffppp oh M-master fuck me pl-please “ Isaiah whines tears threatening to fall , Em smirks but says nothing only thrusts his fingers into Isaiah with no heads up “ aaahg!! Fuck “ Isaiah moans out his voice somewhat highpitch

Emmanuel continues to fuck Isaiah roughly with his fingers Isaiah responds with loud feminine moan , his back arching , “does feel good pet?” Isaiah shakes his head yes not being able to form words with the amounts of pleasure he was feeling , Em takes his hand off of Isaiah’s hips to grip his thigh tightly .

When Em feels that Isaiah is stretched enough he takes his fingers out this causes Isaiah to whimper at the lost warm and the empty feeling , Emmanuel just watched as he saw Isaiah hole pucker up clenching over nothing this causes him to smirk “it looks like your hole is trying to give me a kiss baby~” Isaiah face goes up in blush “meanie !” Isaiah whispers to himself “sure I’ll be that “ Emmanuel says taking out his cock lining it up to Isaiah’s twitching hole then thrusting violently in Isaiah .

Isaiahs breath catches in his throat, and his eyes damn near almost roll into the back of his head , Emmanuel grabs Isaiah’s hip so he can go deeper into him this causes Isaiah’s moan to get stuck in throat .

Isaiah looked a mess his curly hair all over the place and his face stained with tears , and slobber going down his chin but Em loved ever part of it just made me more fired up .

Em flips Isaiah over so his face is in the pillows “you like that you little slut I can’t believe you *tsk* “ Emmanuel says in Isaiah ear while pressing down on his stomach where his dick made a belly bulge at , Isaiah tries to reach back “mmmmhmnn please don’t press- AH! Ngnnn Em ..baby please “ Isaiah begging was music to Em’s ears , he continued to present caring about Isaiah’s pleases .

Isaiah moans start sounding more and more high pitched and feminine like he arched his back a little more “sir can I cum please ~~” Isaiah whines his voice more high pitched in a way . Emmanuel smacks Isaiah’s ass “I don’t know do you think you deserve to baby?” Emmanuel says in such a sweet mocking tone Isaiah groan shaking his head yes

“You said no ?that’s what I’m going to assume Because I’m pretty sure my pet know how to use his words like a good boy he is and knows how to be “ Emmanuel gives another hard smack while fucking Isaiah harshly …and Isaiah was loving ever second of it “yes I do think I-i should cum Haaaahh mmm please” Isaiah buries his face in the pillows “good boy ~~~” Emmanuel takes his dick out and lays down putting Isaiah on top of him “but if my good boy wants to cum you have to work for it “ Emmanuel doing a wide smile.

Isaiah dazedly nods his head okay before he quickly responds with a yes master , Isaiah slowly lifts his bottom half up a little bit then reaches back to grab Emmanuel’s dick to line it up with his hole , once he does he slowly puts the tip in the slowly half of Em’s dick “I can’t put the rest in…I need help sir “ Isaiah says Em smiles then places his hands on Isaiah’s his then squeeze them a little, then he harshly thrust up while pulling Isaiah down on his cock

“Mmmmm ahh~~” Isaiah sobs out with now the sudden feeling of being stuffed , Isaiah starts to move his hips back n forth while Emmanuel “mmm fuck baby I’m about to cum “ Emmanuel groans and whiners a just a little bit “mmmmmph same Nngg please fill me oh!~please “ Isaiah say bending down whispering that in Emmanuel’s ear , Emmanuel thrust become more uncoordinated and all over the place , his hips start to stutter in pleasure while Isaiah starts to shake his moans become more whiny and breathy

With one last thrust from Emmanuel, Isaiah arches his back and cum on Emmanuel’s chest covers his pale chest with loads of white cum . Emmanuel is close to reaching his high he continues to thrust even though Isaiah just came , Isaiah like a sudden scream trying to stop Emmanuel from moving due to he just came and is now as sensitive as ever “Em I just came !! “ Isaiah says semi loudly “I know just hold on just for a minute baby “ Emmanuel say soon after cumming in Isaiah filling him up , Emmanuel hands keeps Isaiah planted down on his cock then lifts him up watching as his load slowly drops down Isaiah thighs and slowly drops from his hole “good boy you did so well , I’m proud of you “ Isaiah replies with a small smile and a mmhm as a thank you .

Emmanuel carries isaiah to the bathroom to wash him up and put clothes on him and also so he can change the sheets .

❀𝓔𝓷𝓭!

———-Authors note

Okay so this took me a week to write !! 😭I’m surprised I am actually done with it lol but yeh hope you like it !!!



[cherrymf15]

My thoughts on the toll which has made me wanna fight Mr Neal Shusterman in a Tesco

Greyson is new age jesus

iconic

Jeri my favourite genderfluid captain

iconic

and their crew is so supportive and the RESPECT

Faradays assisstant is not my favourite but that could be the self hate talking

my babies were deadish FOR 3 FUCKING YEARS

Goddard as always fight me sir

oh and Citra calling him out for some of the disasters that occured was fucking beautiful

i was like yes girl drag him

he'd kill me in seconds but i'd go down insulting him and take pride in it

Rand bringing back Tyger made me sob

Like thank you Rand for making Goddard die and stabbing him and everything

but that just made everything all the better cause I missed him and his bitch boy antics

and the fact she's been going to see like the simulation of him despite the fact he doesn't know her :(((((((((

"Where are you, my dear Marie?" IM SORRY

THE YEARING IN THESE WORDS

Can someone stop fucking seperating my babies please and thank you? Specifically you mr neal sir

Jeri and Greyson are so good together omg

both of them also kinda being in love with Citra. BIG MOOD

my boy faraday was severly depressed after finding out the love of his life and his children were probably dead and I wanted to hug him

The whole tonists in Africa section made me physically sick

ROWAN AND CITRA NEVER GOT TO SAY GOODBYE TO FARADAY

however the reunion between my babies was great

i almost threw my book

the scythe who just wanted to be left alone to be beautiful is an icon

and Citra just being like OH YOU FUCKING UGLY GOD made me cackle

I do wish there was more Rowan POV it felt like it was a afterthought for the book

also Rowan just abdonding his family for space

which i only have a problem with cause he joined the lone star region is part to protect them but then just runs soooo

Thunderhead making another thunderhead sections were fucking fascinating

scythe morrison got so much better from the last book omg

loriana is a queen

GREYSON CALLING THE THUNDERHEAD UNSAVORY

HE ESSENTIALLY CALLED GOD UNSAVORY

ill say it again

ICON

also the FAILSAFE WTF ORIGINAL SCYTHES

I mean

its definetley better than people MURDERING OTHERS but still

faraday doing sympathy gleanings just magnificant

In conclusion, I wanna fight the dude who did this to me, in a Tesco, specifically in aisle 7. However, this series i think is probably in my top 5 series I've ever read. I thought the characters were extremely well developed. And it really just shows both the good and the bad in humantiy, especially with the fact that I'm not sure this future is entierly impossible with the way AI is probably gonna go

[ao3feed-blakeyang]

Oh Sir!

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/rwZtdXR by Spudr Inspired by Oh... Sir! The Insult Simulator Words: 451, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 4 of Victory Rose Theater Fandoms: RWBY, Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Underage Sex Categories: F/F, Multi Characters: Ruby Rose (RWBY), Blake Belladonna, Pyrrha Nikos, Yang Xiao Long Relationships: Pyrrha Nikos/Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long, Pyrrha Nikos/Ruby Rose/Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long, Lie Ren/Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc/Nora Valkyrie Additional Tags: victory rose, Theatre, Humor, One Shot, Study Group read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/rwZtdXR

[srhunt]

Looking for a new game to play?

Here’s a few I’ve been playing (no licensed or Pokémon games, just games you can jump into without prior knowledge)

1. Grim Fandango Remastered

I’ve only had this game for a little over a month, and I’ve replayed it so many times it’s not even funny. The interactions are hilarious, the story is interesting, and the soundtrack is freaking fantastic. This is probably one of my favorite games now.

2. Undertale & Deltarune

If you’ve avoided these games because of the fandom, that’s fair, but these games deserve a fair chance. I love the fact that you never have to hurt anyone in Undertale, because I don’t want to hurt these characters. And then Deltarune takes what you knew about Undertale and tosses it out the window.

3. Bendy and the Ink Machine

Very creepy and keeps you on your toes, you never know where the Ink Demon could be...

4. Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

The unofficial Monty Python game I never knew I needed. Basically, this is a fighting game, only you don’t fight with your fists, you fight with your words. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words hurt just as bad.

5. Uno

...It’s Uno...can’t go wrong with Uno...

[spdy4]

After a long time, It’s finally here! Episode 11, and the start of Season 2 of ModTro64! In this video, I do a Patreon voted video, of “5 Games on Steam less than $10″ But I didn’t think it was enough, so I look at 10 Games on Steam less than $10. So if you’re looking for a good game to get for your friends, family or yourself this Holiday, then consider checking out my video.

[gamerzylo]

[necro-acid]

quick sketch of three last games

-oh darling, what are you standing for? let's get out of here, this man is clearly mentally ill…

-WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH IT I JUST WANNA GET TO WATCH MY FUCKING TV LIKE I USED TO??!!

[indiegamesource]

Oh... Sir!! The Insult Simulator + Beginner Playable Characters

[mallowmaenad]

L + ratio + no bitches + your country turned into your hovercraft and is not interesting + your cousin’s car admires pictures of the nazis and your hat + elderberries smells like your dear auntie + you are not interesting and your mother is your sister and your sister is your father and your mother is your country and sucks at overwatch + your hat worked with this dead parrot and I have proof!

[dreamonminecraft]

Do you know what the video is where like, Ethan and Mark are sitting opposite eachother and marks insulting Ethan? Its like, 2016 0r 17 I think, they still have red and blue hair?

It's the insult simulator one

[alternate-stories]

A crossover between Oh...Sir! and Friday Night Funkin’ where you have to put together a verse in the style of the former then sing it like the latter.

[ao3feed-blakeyang]

Oh Sir!

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/gzFIDWr by Spudr Inspired by Oh... Sir! The Insult Simulator Words: 451, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 4 of Victory Rose Theater Fandoms: RWBY, Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Underage Sex Categories: F/F, Multi Characters: Ruby Rose (RWBY), Blake Belladonna, Pyrrha Nikos, Yang Xiao Long Relationships: Pyrrha Nikos/Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long, Pyrrha Nikos/Ruby Rose/Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long, Lie Ren/Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc/Nora Valkyrie Additional Tags: victory rose, Theatre, Humor, One Shot, Study Group read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/gzFIDWr