#java dude

[duckydemons]

friendly reminder to postal fanartists! as a java dude fan..

HE HAS AN ALIEN ON HIS SHIRT TOO!

Alien erasure..

[yummycrummy]

hello I'm not sure if you're taking requests but I love how you draw the Dudes you're the source for like 99% of my Postal Meme Content. anyways may I beg for a crumb of Java Dude in these trying times. bro's house got arsoned I think he needs a hug.

haven't been asked to draw him for awhile,,,

[nor3gertz]

Haaaaiii can you please pleeeeaaase draw Postal Dude from old mobile game? Nobody in the fandom draws him and it makes me sad😭

ermmm aaaahmm ummm i tried

[j0nerinoo]

Could you maybe draw p3 and Java Dude together :)

u understand,,minecraft

[regretnothingbabe]

I guess I'll introduce my lil' POSTAL AU as I have an idea of what it's about. Keep in mind that things will likely change as it develops!

It's called Breaking Psychosis! The story follows the wacky misadventures of a weird, insane woman with an orange cat named Strange Gal and a biker chick she slept with called Other Gal. Besides taking care of her orange cat, Beeps, managing her messy relationship with Other Gal, learning more about her family, and looking forward to meeting her favourite pornstar, Shtopor/Corkscrew, she takes on various odd jobs to sustain herself, while getting into trouble with strangers and the law. The story essentially explores her life from the 1990s to the 2020s, ranging from the abuse she suffered at the hands of her ex-husband, whom she refers to as The Jackass, to reuniting with her long-lost older half-brother, Lost Dude.

In this AU, she's raised by a version of Uncle Dave who thinks he's a wizard, and she works for his cult, the Good Book of Davidia. Like Lost Dude, she has her own personal demon to contend with, but they don't appear to be a hallucination of any kind…

Strange Gal is like Postal Doe, but she’s her own unique character. Other Gal can be considered a genderswapped version of Other Dude/Alternate Dude, but she has distinct qualities that make her stand out. Lost Dude draws significant inspiration from P1 Dude, P2 Dude, and Java Dude. The Jackass can be seen as a genderswapped interpretation of The Bitch, but he has enough differences to be recognized as a separate character.

Also, yes, Corkscrew is canon to my AU, but he'll be modified to better fit the story I have in mind.

Breaking Psychosis is still in development (I just started it very recently), and it takes me time to write, so please be patient with me! If you have any questions, I’ll do my best to answer them.

[gamerzylo]

[reality-shitting]

Ok but actually I... Don't see Diluc and I as being broken up anymore?????? We're literally dating??????? That's my bf/fiance/husband???????? We're legitimately a couple, that's my partner????????????

[cult-rangoons]

heavily considering making a long ass rant about my interpretation of the postal timeline and universes and how i fit postal brain damaged in and how some dudes are kind of somehow the same dudes to me

[yummycrummy]

hm,,, postal mobile dude perhaps?

[aria0fgold]

I don't know why I'm the way that I am, but I am. (Felt like I just came back from a battlefield tryna understand what this shimeji thing is).

[dawnleaf37]

AND THE JAVA FARLANDS OBEYING THE 64BIT LIMIT BREAK DOWN QUICKLY EXACTLY LIKE THE BEDROCK FARLANDS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM

[thinkingabouttimdrake]

me a year ago when my cousin definitely did not ask who tommyinnit was

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

[gamerzylo]

[muninandhugin]

My lil dude Ansel now has a whole area to explore!

Great Java Tutorial

[ravensilversea]

I did it :)

hello hello hello remember shimejis? yeah we have the good old ones and brother I made them usable for the modern pc because the files we have of them simply are not compatible with the newer versions of java.

No need to install any additional software, just click on the .jar file and let them run wild across your screen [if you do get issues, try installing the newest version of java, its free]. You can also grab them and throw them around at your will. The folder contains: Rokudo Mukuro by Inner-Cass Hibari Kyoya Hibird Xanxus Squalo download here since its a google drive upload I will try my best to slowly update them as I find more (IF i find more OTL) those are absolutely not made by me but rather mostly the japanese khr fanartists of old - however, due to the shareware-ness of a shimeji, i am unable to track the original artists unless the shimejis come from deviantart

[yummycrummy]

we got p2 and p3..

p1 and p4..

but what about java dude and shtopor / corkscrew…

i think they’d be chill (java doesn’t know russian) /silly

what is bro saying