#PROFUSSY

[waywardmillennial]

Ryan saying "profussy" was not on my 2025 Puppet History bingo card

[transcript under the cut because I need to archive this]

Brennan: Everything downstairs is one-to-one with human anatomy.

Professor: I wouldn't say one-to-one.

Brennan: Yeah.

Professor: Do you know what a cloaca is?

Brennan: Do you have more history facts or -?

Professor: Yeah, why don't we move on to that.

Brennan: Great. Wonderful.

Ryan: No, let's get more into the lore of his profussy. I'd love to hear about it.

[avid-corvid]

I fucking love this show

[shima-draws]

History was made on this Valentine’s Day when Ryan referred to the Professor’s genitals as his “Profussy”

[noa-nightingale]

Never thought I'd see the day Ryan Bergara utters the word "Profussy".

[i-spit-on-your-garage]

Was not ready to hear Ryan Bergara say "Profussy", somehow feels appropriate for the Brennan episode.

[beepadoobop]

seventh base with a seventh son. full-filling the profussy >:]

[sunshinesalmon]

sorry did ryan just say. profussy.

[googlylies]

Anyway my partner and I have gotten stuck in a loop of saying "profussy" back and forth

[horseisekai]

A Crumb of Profussy

Goooood morning, everypony! We have the season finale of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria for you!

Come with us as we ask for NO pickles, respect good dragon in this house, and thank Miss America!

[ghostyprince]

I still can't believe Ryan uttered the word 'profussy'

[crispycreambacon]

AAUUFHDHFHF OH MY GOSHHHH YOU’RE SO REAL FOR NOT HAVING SEEN THE FULL SEASON YET . . 😭😭

BACK WHEN THE TRAILER FIRST CAME OUT , I WAS ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY FUCKING MINDDDDDD AND WAS THEORIZING AND OBSERVING SHIT LIKE CRAZY .

SO , NATURALLY , I WAS LIKE “omg i wonder what tumblr is saying about it—“ ONLY TO DISCOVER GIFS OF SCENES I HAD NOT YET LAID EYES UPON AND WAS LIKE “☹️☹️ WHAT THE FUCK . DO I NOT GET TO WITNESS TUMBLR INSANITY IN LIVE TIME . BECAUSE THEY’VE ALL SEEN IT ALREADY ..??2? ☹️☹️”

ANYWAYS !!! I AM IN THE SAME BOAT AS YOU WHEN IT COMES TO ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR THE NEW EP !!!! ALSO !!! I HAD MADE A PUPPET HISTORY BINGO CARD AND LIVE-REACTION THREAD ON MY PRIVTWT AND DUUUDEEEE WHILE WATCHING THE NEWEST EP I WAS SO ?1?1?1

BECAUSE WHY DID THEY LITERALLY JUST . THE PART WITH CONNIE SITTING ON RYAN’S HEAD IN THE CITY OR WHATEVER ???? I WAS LITERALLY LIKE “?1!1!1 WHY IS THIS JUST ‘SPICE IN , TIME OUT !’ ?1?1?” DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE APPARENTLY REAL “PROFUSSY” . . ( immediately thought of connie in the bg of your one old art piece w/ the oars ) 😭😭

ANYHOWWWW THAT IS ALL !!! IT WAS VERY LOVELY TO SEE PUPPET HISTORY MENTIONS WHEN TAKING A GLANCE AT UR ACC ,,, FAREWELLLL , HOPE YOU HAVE A JOYOUS DAY !!!! ^u^

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Hello Bat Nonnie!! (That's what I shall call you unless you want a different nickname ^^) It's so good to see you again :D

AUGH the pain of accidentally getting spoiled and being unable to join a fandom because it's littered with spoilers... This is what happens when the early access crowd mixes with the peasants 😔 We'll get through this though!!! I would love to see the bingo card if you are willing to share it 👀

I'm so honored you thought of my work while watching it!! The image of the Professor sitting on Ryan's head is so unbelievably cute.. I've got to draw it sooner or later. And HEHEHEHE WHEN RYAN SAID "PROFUSSY" I YELLED SO HARD AT MY FRIEND WHO I'M WATCHING IT WITH LIKE YESSSSSSSS MY FANART IS CANON >:D

It's good to be back!! I missed these little puppet fellas so much I didn't realize how much I needed them back in my life until I saw Season 7... I need them so bad!!! Time PLEASE speed up so that we can get to Episode 3 faster!!! Augh!!!

Thank you for dropping this lovely message, it was wonderful to read :] I hope you'll have a joyous day too!! And I hope we will survive Season 7!! Oh gosh!!!

[waywardmillennial]

PROFUSSY

[avid-corvid]

So we’re just gonna skip past the fact that the professor has a cloaca I guess lmao

[ghostpunkrock]

PROFUSSY 😭😭😭😭😭

[softboyscully]

PROFUSSY

[i-spit-on-your-garage]

Was not ready to hear the word "Profussy" come from Ryan's mouth. Somehow feels like it makes sense it would happen during the Brennan episode.