#Ranking of things

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[adobe-outdesign]

does anyone in Lumiose sleep

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie is fictional, apparently

WHY DOES IT KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT MY SON

[stealingpotatoes]

In Trilla Lives AU, do either of the Merrical kids take after Aunt Trilla in any way?

i mean cece is already emo under canon circumstances, if she had Ultimate Emo Icon Trilla Suduri as an aunt, she'd be even worse

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[superbat-lmao]

Jason travels to an alternate universe where Bruce only cares about being Batman. He took in each of his kids to serve the mission, not be his children.

Now, faced with alternate versions of his family, Jason has to grapple with the fact that his Bruce does care, that he is his father. Because the man in front of him now, trying to send him home, isn’t even close.

[carlyraejepsans]

Screen recording of the band segment from chapter 3 so I can read the full lyrics without eating shit too badly

[the-lemon-that-urged-the-lime]

i understand that ragnarock is the funniest thor movie just because,,,,,, it has the most jokes and all of them are hilarious but some of you are ignoring the absolute comedic genius that is thor 1. the entire movie is set off by loki essentially performing a prank on his brother because he thinks he's dumb and doesn't deserve to be king but it backfires so horribly that loki finds out he's adopted from a race of people he was taught to hate and his brother is straight up exiled. and when he tries to talk to his father about this he doesn't want to talk to loki SO much that he falls into a coma and loki becomes king. i cannot stress enough how he just accidentally performed a coup. he literally just played a prank on his brother and ended up on the throne of asgard

[littleblackmaps]

i love how deftly ryan coogler writes stack, based on how other people talk about him.

when smoke visits annie and tells her about the juke, she asks, “is this one of stack’s ideas?”

when stack visits cornbread, cornbread says he doesn’t have time for stack’s “scheming.” not ideas, not lies, but schemes.

when smoke is talking to sammie about getting out of town, smoke says it was stack’s idea to go down to mound bayou

when smoke tells sammie to get rid of that guitar and sammie explains why he can’t based on something stack told him, smoke calls stack “a lying son of a bitch” lmao

and one thing about it, stack is going to tell a Tall Tale in a minute. the story about sammie’s guitar. the ruse he plays trying to convince delta slim to come play at the juke. the quick “nah we cousins.” it just rolls off his tongue and people fall for it because he’s handsome and charming. he even has the glint in his eye

ryan coogler, the man you are. i see why zinzi is pregnant again

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS x Firefly AU: A ragtag crew.

[bunnieswithknives]

Dev thinks the Minecraft movie trailer is epic, I think.

He likes nfts and ai art too smh

[1am-s0-veryt1red]

"bkg should be higher than 15" bkg debuted at no. 4 and dropped to 15 because he can't stop yelling at people HAUSHDHS

[qualityrain]

why are they batshit insane

[gemgdynamight0]

Am I the only one who thinks in this scene Katsuki was valid? 😭 Like he's fighting a villain and a dumb civilian does not respect his boundaries and gets in his face. But apparently a war hero who is one of the strongest and works his ass off should drop in ranks cause civilians don't respect his boundaries🙄 "I ain't your entertainment" TELL THEM. no wonder he doesn't care about ranking anymore...

[krazieka2]

I've played the Fire Emblem Husbando Dating Simulator Games

[sthilarions]

A lot of the time when people say a character is a golden retriever I’m like “that breed does not mean what you think it means” but you know what? Charles is a golden retriever

He’s affectionate and friendly and energetic and smiles all of the time always, you kick him and he’ll still smile and run right back to you after

But also Goldens are typically ranked as the fourth most intelligent dog breed, after only Border Collies, Poodles, and German Shepherds, but everyone always reaches for them as a metaphor for “no thoughts head empty just fluff and love”

And that’s Charles too. He announces Edwin as the brains and keeps his smile on and bounces around and is so casually sweet everyone figures he must be running on vibes alone and actually when they’re back in the office he’s the one doing the more visibly nerdy magic, the stuff you’d normally assign to your autistic-coded Q-archetype basement-recluse wizard, he’s creating complex enchanted items and writing runes and mentally managing hundreds to thousands of items in his bag. And he’s just as much a detective as Edwin is.

He just also grins and jumps and projects friendliness like his life depends on it, and people assume.

[wizardemotions]

the question came to mind of "in your ship, how might the larger/stronger party pick up or carry the smaller one?" and these were the answers i came to