#STARTING

[unworldlycreature]

Hmm, anyways I'd love actually if White Man Obsession would pause for a bit for other things of equal if not more quality and worth.

...in other words, Dropout if you're out there please bring Aabria back to the dome?

[wiirocku]

Ecclesiastes 7:8 (NLT) - Finishing is better than starting. Patience is better than pride.

[postcard-from-the-past]

Madame Decourcelle, female driver starting her engines in Paris

French vintage postcard

[thepokeprojectsblog]

Welcome to the Poké Project

I would like to welcome the Normies, Perverts, and Nonbelievers alike to the, if I can be a little narcissistic, single greatest thought experiment: “Which Pokémon is the most fuckable?” And I’ll give a little spoiler, the answer is most of them.

In this LONG series of text based blog posts I will systematically go through the Pokédex and give you the pros and cons of each Pokémon and give my rating, x/10, on their fuckability; but I would greatly appreciate you giving your ratings as well.

You, Pokémon, and the Harkness Test

Now the lynchpin to this whole thought experiment is the hypothetical morality test known as the Harkness Test. Now all the Chads and Stacy’s in the audience will already know about this test, but to the Normies I shall explain to you the parameters of this test. The Harkness Test is split into 3 questions, you will need to answer “Yes” to all 3 to proceed with the fucking. The questions are as follows; 1) Does it have Human (or “greater”) intelligence?, 2) Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language?, and 3) Is it of sexual maturity for its species?

Question 1 is a definitive yes; There are many examples of this, the main one is Alakazam which is stated to have an IQ of 5000, with the average IQ of people being 100 in this case it would most likely be Alakazam committing beastiality and not you. Oranguru is another great example of Pokémon intelligence because it acts like a Pokémon trainer with many of its dex entries talking about how it commands other Pokémon and in Ultra Sun even uses Poké Balls. Slowking is just as intelligent as Oranguru with its Moon design stating that they’ll meet up at beaches to match wits with each other.

Question 2 is also a yes; The whole Pokémon series is about human and Pokémon communication, now this is mostly Pokémon understanding human commands, but there are also humans understanding Pokémon, like the many times where Pikachu tries to tell Ash something through charades. But if you want complete spoken consent then there is an entire list of Talking Pokémon across the franchise on Bulbapedia. But the main spokesperson for Pokémon to human communication is Meowth, because in nearly every episode of the anime has Meowth speaking, and the reason he can speak is shown in “Go West Young Meowth” where he taught himself how to speak like a person because another Meowth, which he had a crush on, preferred humans.

Question 3 is the only one with a “No” answer. The aptly named Baby Pokémon aren’t sexually mature for its species, because they themselves cannot breed but a future evolution being able to. The list of baby pokemon goes as follows: Pichu, Cleffa, Igglybuff, Togepi, Tyrogue, Smoochum, Elekid, Magby, Azurill, Wynaut, Budew, Chingling, Bonsly, Mime Jr., Happiny, Munchlax, Riolu, Mantyke and Toxel.

[grimlyfoggywanderer]

Hiiii my name is Jay and I want to start writing fanfiction ehheheheehehhheh.

What I will write

Smut 😉

Fluff 🐇

Who I will write about

Megumi💕💕💕💕 (more people coming soon)

Anime I will write about

Jjk

Maybe demon Slayer

Maybe one piece

Soo yeah hope y'all in joyyyyyy

[mrmae04]

Starting off with a simple miku render :3

[zin3b0]

Hi everyone!! So I started doing drawing streams and was looking to hop over to YouTube as a platform (TikToks been giving me trouble). So here is my YouTube channel if anyone was interested in subbing!

Thank you guys for your support (I’m working on a lot of projects!)💖💖💖

[glutenmustburn]

Haven't drawn in a while

[bluewarf]

Oh, ok. So, like. Tuesday.

[alvinmichaelmurphyseville]

“I’m trying this thing where I just….start stuff for a few minutes and then stop, leaving it unfinished so my brain will FORCE me to continue later.”

“Yes, this is about chapter 11 (which I won’t have a free full day to work on for ages) of the meds fic. And all of my homework assignments.”

“Sadly, I think this trick only works if you’re the exact types of ADHD and Autistic I am.”

[th3-gam31]

welcome to the game.

upon seeing this post, you have automatically entered the game.

over the next two weeks you will have chances of completing a mini story, but choose carefully. Your first choice may be your last.

if you wish for other to participate, spread the word and see who can get to the end in one piece. Any concerns you may have, you can ask and I shall try to answer to ease your worries

I do wish to see you all participate in the first story starting tomorrow, and remember.

DO. NOT. RESPOND.

[diaxco]

Not gonna lie, I wanna start posting fan pics about kpop (straykids, 1verse, enhypen, ateez etc) groups or other fandoms.. But I also don't know where to begin, so I'd love if you'd give me some advices n stuff that might help! I'd also probably focus on requests!!! Go ahead and share some of your fantasies!! (Every kind/genre ofc cuz like why fucking not?) It might take a while for actual content to appear on my profile, stay tuned my sweet bunnies! <3

[leslie-redirects-here]

Okay, so we all know that starting affinity groups is one of the most immediate and effective things we can do to counter the terror of capitalism and the current regimes in the US and India and the UK and a bunch of other places. But starting an affinity group is just - How? How on earth are we supposed to do that? I've seen so, so many people struggling to set up an affinity group because they just have no idea how to start - how to even narrow down the options. So I decided to start doing tarot readings geared specifically towards helping people with it. Yes, I do wish I could just do all of these readings for free. No, unfortunately I can't, because even though I only make a few dollars from each even those few dollars are really important to me right now. See above re: regimes, capitalism, etc. Also if you use the code "fromtumblrwithlove" you get 10% off.

https://etsy.me/3GJu8Ot

Any reblogs would be really helpful

[kawaiislutt]

slut4hee will be missed..

KAWAIISLUTT WE UPPPP

She did her thing for a while! But, cheers to a new era💗💚

[randomrusbcyes]

For starters, I am quite awestruck with Tumblr and would love to post here as well. While I do not know what I would post, I do have my own set of concepts and stories that I would be willing to share through text since I'm not a good artist (I'd like to sponsor your reading times, mate). I am kind of nervous, hope I don't disappoint, your soon-to-be content creator: ShadeeDoesStuff.

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Pra começo de conversa, estou bastante maravilhado com o Tumblr e adoraria postar aqui também. Embora não saiba o que postar, tenho meu próprio conjunto de conceitos e histórias que estaria disposto a compartilhar por texto, já que não sou um bom artista (patrocino sua leitura consciente, meu chapa). Estou um pouco nervoso, então espero não decepcionar, seu futuro criador de conteúdo: ShadeeDoesStuff.

Whatever you say, I must still thank you for your time. Thank you.

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Não importa o que diga, eu ainda agradeço seu tempo. Obrigada.