#Secretartlair

[dewitty1]

In Bad Faith

fencer_x, SoldSeparately @fencer-x @secretartlair

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Original House-Elf Character(s) Additional Tags: Blood Curses | Blood Malediction (Harry Potter), Maledictus (Harry Potter), Demon Summoning, snarky Draco, Snarky Harry, Drinking, Dubious Consent (involving mutually drunk parties), Magical Creatures, House Elves, magical transformation, Fake Marriage, Brief Scene of Light Physical Violence, Wizarding Wedding Ceremonies, Blood Bond, Body Horror, Dark Humour Concerning Suicide, Brief scene of magical semi-voyeurism, Top Harry, Bottom Draco, Discussion of Switching, Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter), POV Harry Potter, Getting Together, Fanart, Digital Art, Illustrations, Inspired by Fanart, Harry/Draco Reverse Bang 2022, Minor Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger - Freeform

Summary:

Draco Malfoy just can’t catch a break. Between the magical curse upon his bloodline, his hair misbehaving, and that strange pit full of demons in his basement that he had absolutely nothing to do with, it just hasn’t been a banner year for him. Luckily, Harry Potter is here to make things ten times worse.

Excerpt:

“Hey.” His free hand went around Draco’s waist, holding him in place now at the neck and hip, and Draco froze again, panic threatening to entirely subsume whatever flames Harry was desperately trying to fan for reasons quite beyond him at the moment. “It works both ways. Feel me.” He grabbed Draco’s wrist, physically placing his palm over Harry’s heart. “I didn’t say I didn’t like it. Can’t you tell?”

He concentrated on pumping his own good vibes over the bond, the relaxation, the warmth, the heady buzz of arousal. Sober, he might have felt embarrassed right about now—hell, sober he probably wouldn’t have been here at all—but he was just tipsy enough to ignore the nagging voice that said this was entirely inappropriate and what if the peacocks were watching?

Well let ‘em watch. Maybe if they’d done this sort of thing while they were human, they wouldn’t be peacocks.

“Ah fuck…” Draco said, leaning in so that their foreheads kissed. His eyelids fluttered shut, and his mouthhung open just a hair as he released a few long, panting breaths. “That feels…good…”

“Right? It always feels good…” He cocked his head to the side, whispering, “Haven’t you felt it before?”

“Before…” Draco repeated, a frown in his voice. “Before…?”

“Before,” Harry said, shifting so that he could just brush his hips against Draco’s, riding the thigh that had worked its way between his legs seemingly without Draco even noticing. He could feel himself getting hard—and now Draco could feel it too.

Draco jolted in his arms, jerking back, and digging his fingers almost talon-like into Harry’s shoulders. He locked eyes with Harry, gaze dark and searching—for what, Harry couldn’t be sure. “What…what are you…” His expression twisted again. “Why are you doing this to me?” he asked for a second time.

Harry could only offer the same answer as before: “…Because I want to.”

“Fuck—” was the last thing Harry heard before Draco grabbed his jaw and slotted their lips together, leaning into Harry with all his weight and nearly bringing them both tumbling to the ground. Harry quickly shifted his stance so he had his balance back and brought both hands up to hold Draco in place, fingers curling into the thin shift he still insisted on wearing, even though he hadn’t had a transformation fit in weeks.

Draco was pressing the whole long line of his body against Harry, and everywhere burned, from the tongue he had stroking feverishly against Harry’s to the hands splayed now against the back of Harry’s head, drawing him even closer, to god—yes—that was definitely his cock there, or else he had another wand secreted away.

He could feel Draco—inside and out—and every inch of him was hard and hot and aching. So all of Harry was too.

He kissed back—and though it had been a while since he’d had a good snog,he thought he was doing an okay enough job of it. Draco at least wasn’t complaining, and Draco always complained. Right now, though, the only noises he was making were little grunts of pleasure and barking gasps when Harry ground their hips together again, insistent, because this little diversion was rapidly approaching a conclusion and he was very keen to get on with it.

But then Draco drew back—and pressed their foreheads together, pinning Harry in place with his gaze. His glasses were fogged from their mingled breaths, but he thought he saw Draco wink. Before he could question it, though, everything drew down to a single, infinite point of nothingness—and then instantly ballooned back into everythingness as they stumbled apart, ears ringing from the CRACK of Apparition.

Harry whirled around—they were on the balcony, standing before the open French doors leading to Draco’s bedroom. “Wh—what the fuck—”

“What?” Draco said, a touch of challenge in his voice as his long fingers hooked through the loops of Harry’s jeans and gave a sharp tug. They came together once more with a shuddering gasp. “Did you want to keep rutting in front of my ancestors?”

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[cheriecherishchen]

Cover Art for Laundry Day for @peachpety

Thanks for @secretartlair's permission to use their lovely art.

This story is fantastic. I never thought that boys doing laundry could be this adorable and sexy. If you want to read something light, domestic, and full of fluff, this is it!

[wtfiswiththisplace]

I’ve been pretty sad lately but now I’m tearing up for a totally different positive reason ;-; <3 just seeing this package waiting for me on the table made my month!!! I absolutely love this, thank you everyone for your hard and wonderful work!!!!!

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[vukovich]

Hello! List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last ten people that reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :D

Advertising fails. OMG. Love me a billboard that doesn't even tell you what they're trying to sell you. Like, baby, you tried so hard. You're vaguebooking in an epic font size.

Similarly, anything in the vein of "you had one job". Love a precision failjob.

Aspartame. All forms. Hook me up like Bane.

Being the living embodiment of cringe in public

Petty suburban drama (see my passive aggressive white picket fence schematics)

Tagging @peachpety @orangepellets @crazybutgood @thedrarrylibrarian @schmem14 @mintawasalreadytaken @fw00shy @nv-md @phoebe-delia @secretartlair @basiatlu

[harrydracobang]

Harry/Draco Big Bang Fic & Art: Life on Mars (Explicit)

Title: Life on Mars Author: @fencer-x Artist(s): @secretartlair & Monotremata Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy (background Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley) Other Key Characters: Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley, assorted OCs Rating: Explicit Word Count: ~110,900 Era: Post-Hogwarts Content/Warnings: Aliens, Fake Marriage, Soul Marks, Political Campaigns, Unwanted/Uncomfortable touching (in the context of playing up a fake marriage), Brief scene of dubiously consensual kissing between two drunk characters, Drinking, Harry Potter & Ginny Weasley Friendship, POV Harry Potter, Down and Out Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Rivalry, Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers, Hand Jobs, Frottage, Dirty Talk, First Time, Bottom Harry Potter, Top Draco Malfoy, Offscreen Switching, Epilogue What Epilogue Summary: Harry Potter was eleven years old when he found out he was a wizard. He was twenty-one when he found out he was an alien. Or: How Harry Potter learned to stop worrying and love the democratic process. Author’s Notes: Ever so many thanks go out to my beta, M, and my Britpicker G (whose last-minute efforts saved me from many an embarrassing error!). I also have unending appreciation for my collab partners who cranked out some stellar artwork to go along with this piece! Artist’s Notes:

secretartlair: Thanks so much fencer_x for coming up with such an incredible fic, it has been so fun working with you and Monotremata. I'm still astounded by how easily I found myself falling into the intricate world you created in this piece. Also a huge thank you to the mods for putting this fest together!

monotremata: I’m so happy I got to draw this scene from fencer’s wonderful fic! The drama and growing, bumbling emotions were such a treat~

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[wistfulrat]

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[drarryspecificrecs]

H/D Reverse Bang 2022 :

@harrydracobang || official masterpost || AO3 || ∑ = 48 works The Mods : @gracerene & @writcraft Banner © : @procoffeinating (official banner) + @gnarf​ (x) + @juliustwo (x)

...And They Were Co-Teachers by @goblinmatriarch [T, 31k] — inspired by ART from @betty26blue

All Over Again by @aqua-myosotis [E, 35k] — inspired by ART from Mrs_Croft

And Still I Dream by @greenmegsnoham [E, 42k] — inspired by ART from Gaudium_Chara

At the Doorway, On the Stair by @dwell-the-brave [T, 30k]  *restricted — inspired by ART from @p1013

Bad Faith by Stopme [E, 23k] — inspired by ART from @fantalfart

Beneath the Cloak by @avenueofesc [M, 31k] — inspired by ART from @apriicat

Blame Is Shaped Like A Circle by @sleepstxtic [T, 7k] — inspired by ART from @gnarf

But We Could Be So Good by allwaswell16 [M, 12k] — inspired by ART from @chamomileteafuel

Chasing unicorns, finding love by @sassy-cissa [E, 27k] — inspired by ART from @navi1088

a convergence of inks by @thebooktopus [E, 21k] — inspired by ART from @babooshkart

Dead Ends by @toxik-angel [E, 18k] — inspired by ART from @melcarrianna

Deadheading the Odd Dahlia by @peachpety [E, 8k] — inspired by ART from @beyondtheclose

Death Comes for Us All by @lumosatnight [E, 5k] — inspired by ART from @juliustwo

Dreaming of Snakes by @deathsdaisy [E, 14k] — inspired by ART from @chizumakiii

Déjà Vu by @maesterchill [E, 11k]   *restricted — inspired by ART from @celilasart​

Eager for the Sky by @oknowkiss [M, 35k] — inspired by ART from @upthehillart

Edificabo by @doubleappled [E, 18k] — inspired by ART from @iaooa

Ever Since We Founded Rome by @ftmshepard [M, 5k] — inspired by ART from @melcarrianna

Fields of Gold by Pineau_noir [T, 19k] — inspired by ART from @digthewriter

The Final Case of Auror H.J. Potter by @pennygalleon [E, 14k] — inspired by ART from @caroll-in

Fool Me Twice by @sorrybutblog [E, 38k] — inspired by ART from dustmouth

Forever Was a Lie by @thesleepiesthufflepuff [E, 22k] — inspired by ART from dustmouth

From Behind The Wall by @nymphadoratonqs [M, 19k] — inspired by ART from @apriicat

Grey Eyes and Lies by @makeitp1nk [E, 17k]   *restricted — inspired by ART from @veelawings

The Heart Remembers by @ladderofyears [E, 28k] — inspired by ART from @rasha-dee

If You're Cold He's Cold, Bring Him Inside by Dazeventura6 [G, 7k] — inspired by ART from @okay-sky

In Bad Faith by @fencer-x [E, 62k] — inspired by ART from @secretartlair

In the Shape of Things to Come by @academicdisasterfic [E, 15k] — inspired by ART from @t4tdrarry

the long game by @ayebydan [M, 5k]   *restricted — inspired by ART from @inveigler81

Lost & Found by @gnarf [E, 17k] — inspired by ART from @ladderofyears

luminous by @softlystarstruck [T, 13k] — inspired by ART from @pato-roldnart

Monster by @orange-peony [E, 71k] — inspired by ART from @pato-roldnart

Mushrooms of Wiltshire by @shiftylinguini [T, 5k] — inspired by ART from @artdecielle

Only Getting Closer by @digthewriter [T, 5k] — inspired by ART from @ladderofyears

Orb Power by @maraudersaffair [E, 7k] — inspired by ART from @drarrydoodles

right where you should be by @jokedads [M, 16k] — inspired by ART from @digthewriter

Sinking to Swim by @pheaphilus [T, 9k] — inspired by ART from @drarrydoodles

so bitter. so sweet. by @nerdherderette [E, 19k] — inspired by ART from @sugareey-makes-stuff

Spinning Fouettés by @purplehotmess [E, 15k] — inspired by ART from Mrs_Croft

Statues Crumble by @xanthippe74 [T, 13k] — inspired by ART from @fictional

The stuff of clouds and skies by @myrtlefics [T, 7k] — inspired by ART from @jidangao

To the victor goes the booty by @vibinglikeitsstill2014 [T, 6k] — inspired by ART from @artdecielle

The Troll by @deliciousblizzardshark [M, 5k] — inspired by ART from @sator-the-wanderer

The Unspeakable by @the-sinking-ship [E, 24k] — inspired by ART from @peachbabypie

We Were Something (don't you think so) by @slyth-princess [M, 19k]   *restricted — inspired by ART from @celilasart

What Makes a House a Home by @writcraft [E, 27k] — inspired by ART from @rasha-dee

What's in a Name by JK_Terfling_Can_Suck_My_Silicone_Dick [G, 15k]   *restricted — inspired by ART from @maesterchill

WHISKY-TANGO-FOXTROT by @vukovich [E, 58k] — inspired by ART from @fantalfart

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[magicaltrans]

Our beautiful banner is by the wonderful @babooshkart

MASTERLIST OF MAGICAL TRANS COMFORT FEST 2022

FIC

Come in for the Hot Toddy, Stay for the Bubble Bath by SebbiGrey | @crying-lightningx (Trans Sirius Black, Sirius Black & James Potter, 2.6k words, Mature)

Not Forever (and that's okay) by doshu | @vdoshu (Everyone’s Trans, Fleur Delacour/Nymphadora Tonks/Bill Weasley, 900 words, General)

T, four T by Piarelei | @piarelei (Everyone’s Trans, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin/Peter Pettigrew/James Potter, 2.3k words, Explicit)

Them by Basicallyahedgehog | @basicallyahedgehog (Everyone’s Trans, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, 900 words, Teen)

Name: Draco by @yomarius (Trans Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, 300 words)

The Brightest Star by Basicallyahedgehog | @basicallyahedgehog (Everyone’s Trans, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, 750 words, Teen)

(got my love to keep me) warm by beyondtheclose (BeforeEternity) | @beyondtheclose (Everyone’s Trans, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, 1.1k words, Teen)

A list of all stars by remolupini | @remolupini (Everyone’s Trans, Regulus Black/Remus Lupin, 600 words, General)

In open arms by webofdreams89 | @the-kellephant (Trans Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Harry Potter/Ron Weasley, 2.2k words, Teen)

Five Stolen Moments with Hot Drinks and a Fight by SleepyElephant (Everyone’s Trans, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, 3.5k words, Teen)

Colour Outside The Lines by Basicallyahedgehog | @basicallyahedgehog (Trans Harry Potter, 400 words, Teen)

waltzing lights by Piarelei | @piarelei (Everyone’s Trans, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, 3.7k words, Teen)

end of the world by softlystarstruck | @softlystarstruck (Everyone’s Trans, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, 1.3k words, Teen)

some kind of magic by miss_interpretation (Everyone’s Trans, Pandora Lovegood/Lily Evans Potter, 900 words, Teen)

Divine Diana in Firelight by DontStopHerNow (Everyone’s Trans, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, 350 words, General)

in a small spaceship light years away from anything by beyondtheclose (BeforeEternity) | @beyondtheclose (Everyone’s Trans, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, 2.7k words, Teen)

FIC & ART

and a spoonful of sugar by amorsindolor ,corvuscrowned | @corvuscrowned , secretartlair (SoldSeparately) | @secretartlair (Everyone’s Trans, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, 7.7 k words & Artwork, General)

ART

PIPING HOT CUP OF T(4T) by @digthewriter (Everyone’s Trans, Millicent Bulstrode/ Parkinson)

name choosing by @unfathomable-understanding (Everyone’s Trans, Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson)

elysium by Samyiswriting | @samyistrying (Everyone’s Trans, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Mature)

Tradition by @unfathomable-understanding (Everyone’s Trans, Harry Potter & Parkinson)

TRADITION by @digthewriter (Everyone’s Trans, Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley)

the charm of a mistletoe by Samyiswriting | @samyistrying (Everyone’s Trans, Luna Lovegood/Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley, Mature)

Amalthea & Peter by @unfathomable-understanding (Everyone’s Trans, Amalthea Malfoy & Peter Parkinson)

SNOW FLAKE by @digthewriter (Everyone’s Trans, Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley)

We’re excited to tell you that 27 wonderful works were created for this years Fest! (Chapters are counted as a separate work, the post regarding our donation will follow soon)

A huge thank you to all the participants! You’ve blown us away with all your trans creations and love!

Click here to visit the 2022 ao3 collection and here you’ll find the official post for the Fest!

And now go read some of these incredible fics, look at the stunning artworks, and don’t forget to leave some love for the creators!

[dewitty1]

Fic Recs Wrap Up November 2023 ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚･*:.｡.♡���୨୧̩̩̩̥✼• .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*☆

This Ain’t the Garden of Eden by Romaine @romaine2424

In 2020, Hit Wizard Harry is starting to enjoy his life. He’s divorced, and no longer Head Auror. His biggest project these days is trying to remodel 12 Grimmauld Place for him and the kids. Draco Malfoy is recovering from his wife’s death. But is happy with his Ministry position as Temporary Head of the Department of Intoxicating Substances, and with his son who he adores. This all changes quickly when Minister Shacklebolt decides not to run for another term. The assumption is that ‘all is well’ in the British Magical world, and that Hermione Granger-Weasley will easily be voted in as the next Minister for Magic. However, Draco knows better. He knows she has a strong competitor who is wooing those who live in Knockturn. And if he wins, the Ministry, and all that has been accomplished the previous twenty odd years, will be destroyed. Rec Post

In Bad Faith by fencer_x, SoldSeparately @fencer-x @secretartlair

Draco Malfoy just can’t catch a break. Between the magical curse upon his bloodline, his hair misbehaving, and that strange pit full of demons in his basement that he had absolutely nothing to do with, it just hasn’t been a banner year for him. Luckily, Harry Potter is here to make things ten times worse. Rec Post

Anatomy of a Wolf Heart by orphan_account

MALFOY HEIR FOUND ALIVE IN WEREWOLF FIGHTING RING Three years ago at the tragic Battle that freed our great Wizarding World from the grip of a megalomaniac Dark Wizard, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, our world lost many Witches and Wizards. Among the dead and missing was Draco Malfoy, the only son of notorious Death Eaters Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy, both of whom volunteered their home for He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named to use as a headquarters. Sources have confirmed that the young Malfoy took a vow to follow in his parents footsteps by taking the Dark Mark. Inside sources have uncovered that the Malfoy heir has been found alive. Aurors recently went undercover to expose a fighting ring involving illegal potions and unregistered werewolves. Among those rescued was Draco Malfoy. Rec Post art by @tiefkuhltruhe

Fool Me Twice by iota @sorrybutblog

The case seemed simple: follow the corruption, bring down the source. Draco just didn’t anticipate Harry Potter crashing in, taking a break from red carpets and nudey-rudey photoshoots to make a giant mess. Or: Draco is an Unspeakable. Potter is an (unfairly attractive) thorn in his side. Rec Post

Inertia by cavendishbutterfly @cavendishbutterfly

It’s three months after the war. Harry has already mucked up all his plans. Draco is no longer the prince of Slytherin house. And they sure as hell didn’t both mean to go back to Hogwarts at the same time. Cue snarking, long conversations…and unexpected snogging. This is the story of how Harry and Draco put their past aside. And then it’s the story of how they finally learn to listen to it. Rec Post

Eager for the Sky by oknowkiss @oknowkiss

It was announced, just as the Triwizard Tournament had been, at the start of term feast. A year-long, international Quidditch varsity match — the inaugural Wizarding Academy Cup. In which Harry is Hogwarts’ star Seeker, Draco is on the bench, and they both have a thing or two to learn about playing for the same team. Rec Post

Once Upon a (Wet) Dream by InnerLilith

Once a year, Harry has a very strange dream. Meanwhile, in real life, he’s falling for Draco Malfoy. Rec Post

The Faeries, the Prince, and the Cupboard by makeitp1nk @makeitp1nk

In 1967, Roy Disney made a deal with a rare species of fae to build his brother Walt’s dream on their land. Forty-seven years later, that deal will change the lives of two wizarding families forever. A story about stories, family, dreams, and love. Rec Post

The Wonder of You by Ladderofyears @ladderofyears

A Family Man AU. In the year 2000, Harry left Draco behind in London, intent on America and Quidditch fame and never looked back. Thirteen years later, Harry gets the opportunity to see what his life could have been like, had his life unravelled in a different way. Nothing in Harry’s world is the same, but Harry soon comes to realise that fatherhood, marriage and the biggest, laziest Crup in Hogsmeade add to up a life he enjoys more than he could ever have imagined. Rec Post

Here are a few more fics I've read recently that y'all might like to check out as well!(ノﾟ∀ﾟ)ノ━☆ﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･.*･｡ﾟ*:・ﾟ✧

To have a Home by Aulophobia

Not quite a decade after the war, Draco Malfoy was happy with his quiet little Muggle life in Oxford. He had a small group of friends from the university he’d attended, and colleagues from the law firm where he worked as a solicitor. He played folk music on his violin around the city. And he volunteered to provide legal services getting mostly idiot teenagers out of trouble with the law. His life was full. He had no contact with the magical world, and all was the way he liked it. And the feeling of emptiness in his chest, the feeling some part of him was missing, was at least better than the alternative. Or at least it was until the last few months when he kept getting called down to the police station to get Harry Potter out of trouble. Indecent exposure and possession was one thing, but the latest charge was for murder. OR Harry and Draco find each other again after the war in Oxford, a completely non-magical city. Together they solve the mystery of the city which hates all wizards but them.

[ART] Harry Potter Gets a Job (A 106-Page Comic) by dustmouth

Harry returns home from Romania to find Arthur Weasley has a new apprentice, and there's an extra place set for dinner.

Here's The Pencil, Make It Work by ignatiustrout @6balls

Harry thinks "Why is Malfoy working in a coffee shop in muggle London?" is a much simpler question than, "Are you going to accept that auror offer and, if you don't, what will you do?"

Tapestry by Kbrick @kbrick

In 2017, Harry is on his way to Pansy and Luna's beach house. He’s a bit terrified of seeing Draco, to be honest. It’s been a while, and then there’s the little matter of Draco having married someone else in the interim. In 2001, Draco is drunk, wearing Pansy's mother's ermine coat, and afraid to walk into the Leaky because someone might throw a curse at him. So, of course, he runs into his ex-nemesis and hopeless crush, Harry Potter. This is a love story that isn't perfect, about two people whose timing is never quite right, and all the moments that come together to make something extraordinarily beautiful anyway.

Sense of Doubt by FibromyalGIA

Normalcy is driving Harry insane, and just when he thinks it can't get any worse, he's invited to Draco Malfoy's hearing as a witness. Drama ensues.

Canary Creams and New Yellow Paint by dothechachaslide

It’s not Draco’s fault that Potter is seeing things and Scorpius’s campaign to be the Ministry’s Creature Liaison is struggling, it’s not. Draco didn’t ask for Potter to walk into his Ocularistry Clinic in Northern Ireland fifteen years after they last saw each other, demanding to know why the Spectroculars Draco invented malfunctioned while Potter was painting and cost him an eye. Scorpius hadn’t asked for any of that either, though, so when Potter and the rest of Draco’s patients start to see mysterious symbols through their prosthetic eyes, and the resulting blow to Draco’s public reputation drags Scorpius’s campaign through the mud, Draco is determined to fix it. If that means trudging through a boggy moor in search of a fictional species Luna thinks is causing their problems, Draco will just have to pluck up the courage, march in with a team of Gryffindors, and be ready to battle any beast they meet. Even if that beast looks less like the large, bipedal talking toads they find and more like the Ministry of Magic as a whole.

( •ॢ◡-ॢ)-♡ I hope you enjoy these fics as much as I have! Happy reading, y’all! xoxo, Carey  (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*💜💙💚💛❤💗💕💖

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***ANON MASTER LIST***

And what an amazing list y'all! We encourage you to please continue to shower our talented participants with kudos and positivity.

Check out our Guessing Game here! We've provided a list of all participants to aid with your sleuthing. ✨The winner will get first pick of prompts next year✨ (if a fest participant) and a shout out during reveals week postings.

We've also got supercute chibi Drarry coloring sheets by @secretartlair and a fun fest crossword, so look for those in the next few days!

REVEALS WILL BE POSTED TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1! *banner art by @basiatlu

***ANON MASTER LIST***

Hyacinth Angst || M || 7k

My Kingdom For Your Laugh Fluff || G || 9.7k

*** Final Exams at the Curse-Breaker's Academy Hurt/Comfort || M || 20.2k

Of Towers and Tales [ART] Hurt/Comfort || T || Art

*** The Roommate by Romaine [PODFIC] Fluff || M || 4hours

a small room under the earth Angst || M || 2.3k

*** Come Hell or High Water Hurt/Comfort || M || 22.1k

Divine Intervention Fluff || T || 6.5k

*** Harry Potter and the Unintended Horcrux Hurt/Comfort || E || 59k

*** isn't a kingdom Hurt/Comfort || E || 53.2k

*** A Surprising Agenda Fluff || G || 7.3K

You only feel it when it's lost [ART] Hurt/Comfort || T || Art

*** Fine-Fractured Halo Angst || E || 29k

Something We Create Fluff || E || 16.5k

*** Future Histories Fluff || T || 6k

(Not) a Hot Nurse Fluff || G || 2k

*** En Passant Hurt/Comfort || E || 45.4k

*** Be still my beating heart. Hurt/Comfort || T || 18.4k

Pain: ON Hurt/Comfort || M || 17.2k

*** Thief Hurt/Comfort || E || 21.5k

Malfoy's Moving Manor [ART] Fluff || G || Art

*** The Malfoys vs Family Counseling Fluff || T || 24.4k

Piece by Piece Hurt/Comfort || E || 6.5k

*** and another one Fluff || M || 1.6k

Seven Year Itch Angst || E || 5.6k

*** An Extremely Indecent Proposal Hurt/Comfort || E || 33.2k

*** Live Laugh Love, Draco Malfoy Hurt/Comfort || E || 16.4k

The Stories We Tell Hurt/Comfort || E || 10.7k

*** Let Me Stay Hurt/Comfort || M || 1k

At the Center by violenttulips [PODFIC] Hurt/Comfort || E || 10-20min

*** Black Books Fluff || E || 14.5k

*** S.P.U.N.K. Fluff || M || 4.3k

close enough Angst || M || 2.2k

*** Fate's Caveat Angst || M || 43.4k

[crazybutgood]

Jan and Feb ao3 reads

Combining these for the first two months as y'all helped me decide through the poll :) Here's the list, sorted by ships/character(s):

Parvati by @sleepstxtic (Parvati) (G, 634)

“Like you and appa?” you ask, propping yourself up on the kitchen counter and crossing your legs in anticipation. Your mother’s stories are always the best.

Found family by @tracingpatternswrites (Harry & Sirius, Sirius/Remus) (G, 3817)

Harry wants to get Sirius a Christmas gift, but what do you give a godfather that you don't even know? He asks Remus for help./Set during Order of the Phoenix, Christmas at Grimmauld Place.

Needs Must by @rockingrobin69 (Draco/Harry) (E, 2023)

Draco can't - bring himself to - hard and aching, on the floor by himself, dying with it. Luckily, Potter is inevitable.

Visions Of A Life by @corvuscrowned (Draco/Harry) (M, 3959, WIP)

Seven years after the war, Harry discovers a secret at the bottom of an old leather bag that once belonged to his godfather. As he pieces together a long-hidden history, he slowly unravels an elemental truth about both Sirius and himself.

and a spoonful of sugar by @corvuscrowned @amorsindolor @secretartlair (Draco/Harry) (G, 7675, Art)

Harry and Teddie's gender potions may be life-saving, but they taste absolutely terrible. And if finding a solution to this means that Harry can spend more time with a certain blond-haired potioneer… Well, that's nothing but a coincidence.

Wake Up by @kittycargo (Draco/Harry) (G, 695)

Draco won't let Harry sleep.

Like You a Latte by @peachpety @hogwartsfirebolt (Draco/Harry) (M, 1627, Instagram edits)

Harry Potter has mastered the skill of creating latte art. Or so he thinks until his muse and crush—Instagram influencer Draco Malfoy—shows up at the Weasley’s café./Or: the one where a cock brings them together.

(got my love to keep me) warm by @beyondtheclose (Draco/Harry) (T, 1160)

"Draco?" Harry whispers, padding quietly on socked feet into the living room. "Is that you?/Harry can just make out the outline of Draco turn towards them in the dark. He has his knees pulled up to his chest, arms wrapped tightly around them and is lit only by the faint glow of the dying fire./"Yeah,” Draco says just as softly. "It's me."/Draco braids Harry's hair.

Washes and Wishes by @danpuff-ao3 (Severus/Harry) (M, 300)

Harry and Severus take a bath.

I WANNA SEE SOME ARSE by @the-francakes (Theo/Harry) (E, 10577)

Harry Potter has a beautiful arse./Round and plump. Made of pure muscle and just enough fat that it'll probably give a lovely jiggle if you spank it. It’s like a peach that bounces with each step; a bruise would be both a shame and delight./Theo is sure he’s about to drown in the amount of drool in his mouth that he can’t swallow down fast enough. And he’s a good swallower. He’s been told that multiple times.“You and Potter will be rooming together,” Draco says, slapping the hotel key into Theo’s chest./Theo chokes on his spit. “What…fuck? Why!?”

This Could Be A Disaster by @the-francakes (Ron/Harry) (E, 8391)

The idea hit Harry like the Hogwarts Express: Quidditch Summer Camp. Hogwarts would open for one month during the Summer to students wishing to practice flying and Quidditch. It could either be the best idea he’d ever had or a complete disaster./Something Harry reminded himself as he leaned into Ron and caught the scent of his woodsy aftershave. He tried to ignore how Ron’s warmth lit his entire body on fire./“This is going to be the best Summer. Better than when you blew up your Aunt,” Ron grinned, hardly noticing a thing. Ron’s obliviousness was probably Harry’s only saving grace at this point./Harry’s heart flipped; this would most definitely be a disaster.

I like your skirt by @the-francakes (Ron/Harry) (E, 22443)

Harry looks up, shocked at first, then flushing and bashful. “Thanks.”/Ron nods and swallows. “Should I, um, would you like me to use different pronouns? Or a name?”/“No. Just Harry, still he and him.” he says with a smile, “ I just found this skirt in Sirius’ wardrobe and thought, well, I liked it.”/“I like it, too.”/“You said that already.” Harry smiles wryly, making Ron blush up to the tips of his ears. Yes, he did say that, but, well, he’s figuring out he might have always been a little attracted to Harry, he supposes, and this skirt is just proving it's more than just a little.

An Empathetic Response by @quietlemonhush (James/Regulus) (E, 2795)

There were more than two hundred of Britain’s wizarding elite gathered here, which meant it was a formal event, which meant Regulus was wearing dress robes, which meant of course James was horny. It was pathological.

stiletto knife by @broomsticks (fem!Lucius/James) (M, 200)

A little lamb is caught in a trap. frankenfests feb day 4: kinkuary's genderbend, shipuary's james/lucius, femslash fuckery's humiliation/degradation, febuwhump's knife to throat.

HP Kinkuary 2023 Collection: genderbend by @schmem14 (fem!Severus/Gilderoy) (E)

Severine Snape hates her face, her job, and her hideous body. Most of all, she hates the way bimbo dream boat Professor Lockhart makes her weak at the knees.

HP Kinkuary 2023 Collection: medical play by @schmem14 (Minerva/Poppy) (E)

As captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, Minerva has many excuses to visit the hospital wing…

HP Kinkuary 2023 Collection: fabric play by @schmem14 (Pansy/Hermione) (E)

Princess Pansy decides to pamper her lady’s maid Hermione for the day… (Royalty AU)

Smile by @sunlightdaydream @a-loveunlaced (Fleur/Angelina) (M, 2986, Art)

The world can be a cruel place, even for those who once were truly confident and happy, but none of us is really lost, we just sometimes need a nudge in the right direction to love ourselves again.

Just Out Of Reach by daisymondays (Pansy/Ginny) (T, 2449)

Pansy Parkinson had always longed for the sky, but it is years before she is brave enough to take it.

Moonlight by @acnelli (Parvati/Lavender) (G 761)

It was a random morning after a nightshift, but the moonlight revealed something beautiful to Parvati.

the difference between (being fucked and being taken) by LumosLyra (Pansy/Percy) (E, 1692)

“You’re staring, Miss Parkinson,” he says, hand curling around the frame of the door that opens into the loo./She’s too tired and hot to deny it, no matter how she’ll have to see him Monday in the Wizengamot chambers. “What if I am, Councillor Weasley?”

Knot in the Job Description by @theresthesnitch (Kingsley/Percy, Sirius/Kingsley, Sirius/Kingsley/Percy) (E, 4121)

Minister of Magic Kingsley simply has to go to this meeting, even if he's going into a rut. Luckily his assistant Percy can multitask: taking his knot and attending the meeting.

HP Kinkuary 2023 Collection: size kink by @schmem14 (E) (Draco/Harry/Dennis, Draco/Harry)

Harry and Draco are on the hunt for the perfect tiny snack…

[vukovich]

Let's open the mail together! (Above the cut spoiler: @epitomereally sent me a GORGEOUSLY bound copy of Vis à Vis à Vis. Let's open it.)

Step 1: Do not run with scissors.

Step 2: Don't scream. Don't do it.

Step 3: Okay, scream a little bit, because holy SHIT this cover is perfect. The colors and font are just dead on for this story.

Step 4: Open the book. Breathe. Don't pass out. How glorious is this for a mystery? Seriously.

Step 5: Steel oneself. Oh Jesus fucknut, there's art?! Illegal. The paint is SHINY?! Crime.

Step ?: Actually gasp. It's too powerful. Don't look directly at it, or it will beat you up.

Step 8 or 9: Cry. That's me? Really? Really really?

Step 10ish: Open and experience unabashed awe at humanity. These fonts are, in and of themselves, perfect characterization. This character would absolutely make these design choices. And we love her for it.

Step Oneteen: Get drawn in by the formatting and spend a while just sitting and reading your own story. I think I know how this one ends.

Step 12: Spend a very long time petting the book like a cat. It smells like new office supplies, and I'm very into it.

@secretartlair you're in the book!

Step 13: Sneak the book into your dragon hoard of shiny objects.

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@epitomereally "Thank you" is inadequate, and offering you a kidney is weird. I'm not actually good with words, I just pretend on the Internet.

There is no physical manifestation of my writing anywhere. No scribbled notes, no notebooks, nothing. No evidence that a writer lives here. And now there is, and I can't quite quantify what it means.

I think... thank you for sending me... myself.

[moonstruckwytch]

i’ve always looked good in green 💚

tagging: @secretartlair, @softlystarstruck, @starlitsilvereyes, @lou-isfake, @academicdisasterfic, @orange-peony, @corvuscrowned, @ronbinary, @lilbeanz, & @cavendishbutterfly to go do this picrew!

[peachpety]

three (fics), myself, and i

Recommend us 3 of YOUR fics: 1 that is “most popular” and 2 that are “hidden gems.” Then tag some folks.

🏆 Come as You Are (2021, E, 3.8k)

my jock/nerd non-magical high school AU excels in all metrics. this fic even earned a beloved rec from @sitp-recs! this was by far the most fun i've had both in writing and in creating the social media edits. the. most. fun.

💎 Love Found (2020, E, 7.5k)

in my second completed drarry fic for my first ever fest, i rewrote the tower scene in HBP with draco working for the order alongside his bf HJP. easily one of my most excruciating writing experiences to date, which i talk about here. i've since made peace with this fic - i'm hella proud of every characterization - but it was a long time coming, facilitated in no small part by this cherished rec from @thesleepiesthufflepuff.

💎 10 Easy Steps (2020, T, 1.8k)

long before i discovered the joy of creating social media edits, i crafted a texting fic between draco and harry. listen, i adore this fic y'all - this draco is by far one of my favorites. i literally let the boys loose in my head and just wrote their banter. me, a scribe. seriously. also my first liv rec! humbled&honored y'all!

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thank you @schmem14 (here) @mintawasalreadytaken (here) @goblinmatriarch (here) for the tags! y'all are amazing, and i bow. loved reading your posts & look forward to diving into your recs.

tagging all mah peeps @avenueofesc @ladderofyears @fangqueen @sugareey-makes-stuff @corvuscrowned @wheezykat @amorsindolor @cavendishbutterfly @sorrybutblog @orange-peony @thusspoketrish @the-sinking-ship @moonstruckwytch @pennygalleon @mystickitten42 @secretartlair @bubble-gumhead

[drarryspecificrecs]

H/D Erised 2022 : (fics only)

@hd-erised || official masterpost || AO3 || stats : 50 works The Mods : dicta_contrion, @firethesound & @gracerene Banner © :

@short666bread's Home Sweet Home

@creeeee's Light in the Dark

@secretartlair's Of Course It's Lucky

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An Abstract Courtship by @avenueofesc [E, 9k]

All Things Go by @sorrybutblog [E, 32k]

and the world is tumbling down by @thewakeless [E, 27k]

Another Thing the Poets Never Said by @fantalfart [E, 14k]

The Binding and the Loosing by @goblinmatriarch [M, 34k]

Birds of Dreams / Remover of Obstacles / Guardian of Waters by khalulu [G, 12k]

Canary Creams and New Yellow Paint by @doingthechachaslide [E, 72k]

Coming Out Cake by @deliciousblizzardshark [T, 9k]

Constellations on your skin by @orange-peony [E, 56k]

Contretemps by @moonflower-rose [T, 8k]

The Cursed Manor by @mars-bar81 [T, 40k]

Draco Malfoy's Foolproof Guide to Reconciliation by @aprofessionalprotagonist [T, 5k]

Everything is Relative to You by @thehoneybeet [E, 43k]

everything you should say by @candybarrnerd [E, 7k]

The Faeries, the Prince, and the Cupboard by @makeitp1nk [M, 24k]

Fire Meet Gasoline by @lettersbyelise [E, 62k]

The Hardest Hue To Hold by @cavendishbutterfly [M, 17k]

Historians by @oknowkiss [E, 29k]

In The Company Of Serpents by @corvuscrowned [E, 24k]

The Inconvenient Death(s) of Harry Potter by @nv-md [E, 33k]

Keep Your Brittle Heart Warm by @flightinflame [M, 49k]

A Love That Knows Of Itself by @sleepstxtic [M, 7k]F

Meddling, Menswear, and Magic by @writcraft [M, 18k]

Once Upon a (Wet) Dream by InnerLilith [E, 13k]

Release by @maraudersaffair [E, 17k]

The Roommate by @romaine2424 [M, 42k]

Service Bell by @shiftylinguini [E, 8k]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist by @tedahfromtayla [T, 19k]

Traces of Aconite by @camisoul-stars [M, 7k]

the treehouse near primrose downs by @softlystarstruck [M, 14k]   *restricted

Trouble with your tie, Potter? by @tenthousandyearsx [E, 6k]

A True Entanglement by @thebooktopus [E, 10k]

Unfolded Heart by @crazybutgood [G, 5k]

The Unknown Door by @amywaterwings [E, 60k]

The Wake-up Kiss by Justlikewriting [M, 19k]

The Wonder of You by @ladderofyears [E, 72k]

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