#She's dapper

[capt-biglou]

Juna in off-duty C-Sec style, by @palavenmoons !

[thedapper-est]

I love how gb goes “:|” when processing new stimuli and before casting judgement, she has to take a sec to load an opinion

[viyojo]

When she serves ⁉️

[a2remedy]

DPXDC Prompt# 5- War between Warlocks

-A dichotomy I love has always been hard worker vs natural talent, so let's take this running.

Constantine spent the day lying on his couch. A new pack of beer and smokes are beside him while he's watching one of Z's performances while she's off world. A usual partly cloudy in Liverpool.

It was nice....

-Or it would've been nice if he couldn't recall who he saw. Correction, who he thought he saw. Because there was no bloody way that magic-wielding bastard survived. ...

Shut up.

It wasn't real. It couldn't have been real.

But karma was a bitch and it was making itself known.

For once in his life, John's phone was still.

Nobody.

Nobody has reached out to him to exorcise anything for a week and he was slowly losing his shit. Looks like he has to go out and find out for himself. ---

Danny couldn't help but laugh.

That marks his 10th exorcism this week, and he could already see the con man pulling his hair out when he just chose to take a little weight off an old 'friend's' shoulders while he's on his vacation from ghost king business.

He must be pissed.

It couldn't be helped. Danny's natural disposition made magic a breeze. He's one of the most occult things there is, after all. If he can't dodge it all, he might as well embrace it. Who could've guessed it would come with the scruffiest blonde with a fun accent getting on his case? John Constantine. A delight to watch work and in bed. That's all in the past now, anyways. Sometimes, he just needed to take a minute to remind himself that he's human, too. What better way to do than to fuck with the one person he's felt most like that with?

He felt horrible thinking his last moment with John was going to be looking at the desperation and fear written all over his face. No need for that now. The spark of a locator spell flickered off his barrier on the rooftop. He cackled as he heard John's "I BLOODY KNEW IT!" through the streets. The phone in his pocket buzzed again. John really was such a busy man. He ensured the non-teleportation tattoo he made last time hadn't faded before hopping to the next roof and answering. "This is Hex speaking. I've stolen John's phone, but I can assure you I can get the job done ten times easier than he can." Making his way out of a portal on the roof he left, "I can hear you, cheeky bastard!" "That's the point, dipshit!" Danny stuck out his tongue and kept moving. Tsk. Barely 5 minutes to catch up. Looks like he's getting rusty. Oh well, nothing a little refresher and practice can't fix.

Thus began the reunion between a king and a con man.

[sometimesanequine]

happy draw a centaur day everypony

[doveapple]

happy halloween!

can you guess who everyone's dressed up as? <3

i had sooo much fun drawing this and deciding on poses and outfits! i'd decided that the 'trick' of trick-or-treat for this drawing was to prank friends that level 5 had released official layton halloween art, so i tried super hard to make it look official >:)

though i may have given the game away that it's not official art by including flora.....................

[artharakka]

Stupid Manthing I'm Fucking Balling (2024)

[quinns-art-box]

SAIMATSU WEEK 2024 DAY 2: MUSIC/PUZZLE

i have had a vision of paradise / and you're playing the piano there

i just wanted to draw them lookin fancy and dapper hehe and something something "when we get out of here i'll play it for you, on a real piano"

[shortnotsweet]

“Perhaps it was something that hit me, perhaps it was something I ate. But out of the blue, I dreamed I met you, and you said to me, "Hi, ya Gate!" Millions have heard you play Chopin, the critics applaud and approve. But millions more would simply adore to hear you get in the groove!”

— Judy Garland & José Iturbi, “The Joint is Really Jumpin’ in Carnegie Hall”

Dipper makes a deal with a salesman who’s new in town. The salesman has more points than most, and sharper angles than should be possible for a single person, but Dipper knows better by knowing, and sees him for what he is. He’s not a person. He’s a relic of Dipper’s childhood, of nightmares that are frequent but regular. Regular as in normal, not tinted gold and compelling him to scratch his eyelids off when he wakes. It’s the kind of thing that the human mind dreams up on its own as a defense mechanism against some horrible trauma. They’re a product of Dipper’s own mind, and no one else’s, and that is a comfort, in a way. Bill Cipher is not back from the dead because he was never dead to begin with, but he’s come back all the same. It’s not an issue of what, or even who, but rather: how much can Bill Cipher do for Dipper? When the fate of Gravity Falls once again hangs in the balance—that, and the sanctity of the entire dimension—shaking a few hands is the least of Dipper’s burdens. Anything to ease the way.

Bill & Dipper in the same universe

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Sees Dapper running from a cheetah] Oh- OH- OH!

Bad: Whoa, what the fudge! Holy muffin! Dapper, run! [They manage to kill the cheetah] Oh my gosh...

Fit: Cheetahs! And now Phantoms too. Watch out, Ramon!

Bad: What the fudge?! Why did it attack you, Dapper?

Fit: Are you ok? Oh, thank you Ramon. Thank you so much.

Phil: I just saw Dapper just running for his life– [Wheezes]

Phil: [Puts his head in his hands and laughs] Chat– Chat– Fcking hell, just the image of him just running, and then the fcking cat just like "RAWR!" it was like, going to kill him. He's just an Egg! [Laughs and slaps his desk]

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Phil: [Sees Dapper running from a cheetah] Oh- OH- OH!

Fit: OH! Whoa!

Bad: Whoa, what the fudge! Holy muffin! Dapper, run! [They manage to kill the cheetah] Oh my gosh...

Fit: Cheetahs! And now Phantoms too. Watch out, Ramon!

Phil: [Laughs]

Bad: What the fudge?! Why did it attack you, Dapper?

Fit: Are you ok? Oh, thank you Ramon. Thank you so much.

Phil: I just saw Dapper just running for his life– [Wheezes]

Bad: That was flipping' crazy! Literally– whatever that was just came out of nowhere!

Fit: That was a big kitty-cat.

Phil: [Puts his head in his hands and laughs]

Bad: That was, that was, I'm glad you killed it. You- you held on really well Dapper, good job.

Fit: Ayayay...

Phil: [Covers his mouth, still laughing]

Bad: Ok, that was intense. Ok, so where are we going?

Fit: We're going this way.

Bad: Oh my gosh, they have boats.

Fit: [Loud aggravated sigh]

Phil: [Still laughing] Chat– Chat– Fcking hell, just the image of him just running, and then the fcking cat just like "RAWR!" it was like, going to kill him. He's just an Egg! [Laughs and slaps his desk]

Fit: [In the background] Man, these kids, I tell ya... No respect for their elders! It's ridiculous.

[fagtainsparklez]

the qsmp is a beautiful sever because you get to really see the cultural melting pot developing. you have non-spanish speakers repeating hispanic memes because they’ve had them said by the hispanic members so often that it’s just second nature now. you have non-brazilians cursing at each other in portuguese because of how often the brazilians have gone out of their way to teach them portuguese insults. you have people of all cultures and backgrounds saying fudge instead of fuck because badboyhalo cannot be stopped. it really brings a tear to my eye

[aesthetic-gem]

it’s 3am so watch me commiserate over this clip that’s been living in my head rent free for months now and making me sad once again after recent events

that feeling of it being just dapper and q!bad against the world returns once again

“i’m the only one who can watch you”

it’s the fact that the guy that would sacrifice eveything for any of the kids to stay safe, no matter how much strife or hatred or nasty words any of the parents could throw at him, is the one who feels like he has no one watching out for his own but himself. dapper is only an afterthought to the others. someone to remember only after all the terrible things have already happened. of course the halo family has others who they trust, but over and over again it’s shown that there’s a reason why q!bad is basically dapper’s whole world and why dapper is his sunshine

this is isn’t something new. they’ve both always shared this sentiment. dapper, the sole escapee off egg island, having only his dad at his side as they ran to that boat. and more recently, no one making sure dapper could ride out on the train with the rest of the islanders and eggs into the new server when they left that library

they “left me behind” and “just forgot me”

thankfully q!etoiles started to run back, but the fact that no one checked in the first place, that it seemed like q!etoiles was really the only one to notice even though plenty of others saw that dapper was online and around. q!bad is the only one who’s ever had dapper as priority number one in anything

that poor kid said it herself, she thinks she’s not one of the favorites. he thinks the others will be prioritized first. and they’re unfortunately likely right about that unless it comes to their dad

so the mantra continues; it’s simply dapper and q!bad against the world, to have each others backs, to live and die for each other

[notimeforlaugh]

I continue doing simple stuff

so eggs, who are alive, but like just kids lmao

mostly done for my hight difference hc

[wootzietoozee]

don't get me wrong i think its lovely how the ii fandom collectively decided taco gets a suit in s2 but at the same time that woman has been hiding in the woods for like one to two years her and that suit definitely REEKS

[lionheartedmusings]

i've seen a lot of people talk about pomme being mischaracterised by the fandom, especially when it comes to her design (this one particularly was on the subreddit) and how she's usually depicted as this sweet little girl, which doesn't match up with her warrior side.

i actually… hate this take? now, i totally get that pomme does get mischaracterised by people who aren't usually privy to her for long periods of time, but why is her femininity out of character? how is portraying her as girly and sweet and kind somehow in detriment of her personality in any way?

pomme is kind. she's kind to an extreme, she's communicative and loving, and deeply emotionally intelligent. she's by far one of the genuinely kindest eggs, and deeply understanding of other people and their actions. she's sweet, and caring, and careful of the people around her — she feels horrible about killing foolish, and dislikes being teased about it because it was an accident and she didn't mean it. she'll take other people into account every time, and try her best to have healthy communication at every turn (i.e. her letter to tallulah yesterday).

she's also a warrior, one with the best pvp and pve skills of the eggs, well trained and deadly if need be. i don't think i've ever seen her be downed under any circumstance other than the code, and let me tell you girlie's been in some tough positions where being downed would've been normal. she's loving, but she's not an idiot and she's certainly going to kill instead of being killed.

she's also deeply wounded and paranoid, with her potions and quick switch armor, and reflexes that are frankly only rivalled by bad's. when richas went down, it took bad around 20 seconds to get to him (yes, felps was there but bad didn't know and better safe than sorry) but it wasn't bad who got him up — when pomme realised what was happening, she instantly went to his room. by the time bad arrived, richas was one second from being up. when she needs to tp the eggs, pomme is almost always faster than the parents, because she knows being fast is the difference between a scare and a dead sibling.

she wants elquackity dead. she named her scythe "revenge" because she wants him to pay for what he did to dapper. she's not scared of elquackity for herself, she's pissed the fuck off because no one touches her brother and lives. and this isn't bad's influence on her, mind you, this is pomme being pomme. the only thing that's more important than kindness and survivability is revenge when people harm those she loves — richas canonically had to hold her down in ninho the day dapper was kidnapped, because she wanted to go help the adults.

yes, pomme's the baby, but she's by far one of the most capable eggs in just about any regard. she's traumatised and wounded, but she knows when to put her own emotions aside and focus on the task at hand. she'll dig holes to whine about being called the french assassin, but she wants elquackity's head on a spike. she's gentle and caring and not afraid to talk about her emotions, but she's also cold as ice when need be.

my point being, pomme is a well developed character with a lot of nuance but that doesn't mean portraying her as a sweet little girl is wrong — that's still who she is. there's just layers to her, and i kind of feel iffy on the idea that portraying her in a very feminine way is somehow wrong or betraying who she is. she's the epitome of "don't mistake my kindness for weakness", all in a cute beret and pigtails.

[leolingo]

richas is telling cellbit that his siblings all bully him and have threatened to commute all the way to brazil just to put him to sleep multiple times lmfao