#Shit's crazy...
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive#for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting#I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit#anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you#i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3#uquiz#my uquizzes#my quizzes#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#uquiz link#quiz link#quizzes#quiz#is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience#^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience
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Going to have to go on a quest to identify the beggar children in the living room, also known as my mother's houseplants, so that they have a chance of receiving adequate care...
#The only two that are doing great are two big plants I can only really describe as 'office plants'.#You know the ones. Massive leafy things in huge pots.#They're almost as old as me and have survived some of the most diabolical overwatering from a third party I have ever heard of.#I don't know if I really need to ID those since they seem completely fine though I will anyway because knowledge is power.#My mother's cactus also seems... fine. Don't know what kind of cactus it is though.#It's just one cactus by itself growing straight up. Has silver quills that turn brown with age... I hope.#Then we have a long-suffering ficus that I just trimmed the brown leaves off of like an hour ago.#Then the worst offender is probably the most heinous ginseng bonsai(?) I've seen in my fucking life.#For years I tell her to shear the fucker and she is too scared to do so.#Tells me to do it... which I will but I want to make sure I know what it is first.#You can ask me 'oh but don't plants come with a little sign in the soil with their name?'#Yes! They do! Unfortunately my mother removed them.#Honestly that cactus is so resilient so I am sure it is alive...#It just spent the first 10 years of its life in inadequate soil and got watered via bathroom condensation.#It came in a set of three and the other two are long-dead but that cactus just didn't give a fuck apparently.#Sunlight? Adequate soil? Being watered and letting the water drain? Never heard of.#I asked after what soil it was in sometime after I got my Crassula ovata.#The concept of different plants needing different soil was quite the revelation to my mother.#Shit's crazy...#I was damn near howling when I asked ''DO YOU THINK MOZAMBIQUE AND NORWAY HAVE THE SAME SOIL?''#Mozambique is where mine is from but the point remains.#I used Norway as an example because I was making a case with like. Those big fir trees in cold climates versus a cactus in a warm climate.
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#lol#funny#haha#memes#meme#humor#tweet#twitter#lol memes#comedy#work culture#culture#crazy#cool#cute#lmfao#funny shit#funny pics#funny memes#best memes#dank memes#stupid#funny stuff#jokes#slang#gen z#millennials#sassy#tumblr memes#humans
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my headcanon for those 14 months time skip is that they all invested in a dyson and a 10 step haircare routine

#like why all so soft looking#the volume goes crazy#ava and her bob omg#you cant see johns hair but trust that shit is shiny and soft#yelena belova#bucky barnes#ava starr#john walker#thunderbolts#marvel#thunderbolts*#another headcanon is bucky actually has the dyson installed in his arm#you just have to remove the hand and add the inserts
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YOUR character lives rent free in your head. MINE pays the rent by being my court jester whenever i summon them to entertain me.
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TED BUNDY WASN'T "CHARMING" AND WOMEN DESCRIBED HIM AS CREEPY. he would pretend to be injured and need assistance to get women to approach him! the myth of the charming serial killer is only useful to cops who don't want to admit they view victims of serial killers as disposable.
#going crazy cuz i'm seeing tons of people say dumb shit rn after season 5 of you#one of my pet peeves..misconceptions about serial killers
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how it shouldve gone
#minecraft#meme#minecraft movie#rongrii talks#rongrii art#minecraft steve#steve minecraft#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#6k#7k#mineblr#8k#why is this my most popular post cmone onn#9k#10k#11k#12k#this shit crazy
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witches !!

#guys ive read like 5 more books since the last post and theyre all discworld help#anyway im up to witches abroad in the witches series i gotta get me hands on lords and ladies i think next#but thats for later because i found a second hand copy of night watch >:)#im struggling a lot with finished pieces rn but small gods rlly made me want to do some illustrations that shit was crazy#um yea#i have more sketches but these fit well together so be aware there will be more#i just seem to never have enough time to do everything i want#my art#art#artists on tumblr#character design#discworld#discworld fanart#granny weatherwax#magrat garlick#nanny oog#witches abroad#wyrd sisters#witches#yippee
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Soooo those c00lkidd milestone skins huh



bonus angst




#forsaken#forsaken roblox#homicidalporkchops#007n7#c00lkidd#i think even though c00lkidd's milestone kills are like. brutal. itd be n7's preferred way of going out#thats his BABY! he misses his baby!!!!#also idk if they’re actually shackles but regardless CRAZY SHIT spectre that was mean hes 10 years old :/#pinkplasticfangs#obligatory ankle monitor 007n7 mention
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"a girl is damned if she does, damned if she doesn't" - my professor
if this isn't stephanie brown......................
#stephanie brown#the spoiler#a girl is damned if she does is a crazy statement to say#it's true but crazy shit#i love you steph you are more than what people think of you#batgirl#stephbin
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The summer ivan died.
#alnst#alien stage#alienstage#ivantill#ivan#till#png#i think i mustve spent a total of 30+ hours on this. shit's crazy
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put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop
#fab five you will always be famous#theyre my little guys ever#dick grayson#donna troy#wally west#garth of shayeris#roy harper#fab five#dc#dc comics#putting everyone in random ass colors cause why not#casual work out wear am i right or am i right#IK dick was screaming cheering applauding as soon as donna was good enough to do crazy shit#her super strength and flying? oh what a partner to have#oh wait context. speedy wasnt a member yet in the circus issue so he wouldnt be in on the acrobat shit#he joined later#titans#teen titans
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’#COMPLETELY unaware#boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu#he’s anything BUT boring#he just doesn’t say shit lmao#fionna and cake#adventure time#atimers#fionna and cake fanart#adventure time fanart#fionna campbell#simon petrikov#princess bubblegum#cake the cat
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lighthearted.
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i turn 24 today. To celebrate, I made this comic to be a spiritual successor to lead balloon, a comic in which I talked about the darkest period of my life so far.
A lot has changed since my 23rd birthday and this one. My priorities have shifted a lot, in ways that I think are mostly good. But i think the best part about today is that suicide has gone back to being a far away notion. I'm really lucky, and I'm grateful for that.
#yet another largely personal comic that kind of only has real impact to maybe four people#it's crazy what a difference a few months makes#and a trip to the beach that makes you glad you're still alive.#the last page is just me drawing my friends and I as our respective art sonas#credit to my best friend for inventing the designs#i keep copying their shit but its their fault for always having good ideas#ugghhh i love the people in my life so much and im so thankful for them#one of my friends gave me a vintage camera for my birthday#im going to take so many photos i could paper my walls with them#thank you for reading#stillindigo art#stillindigo comics
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Holy shit??? Holy shit??
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