#Shit's crazy...
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vulpinesaint · 6 months ago
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
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blackwaxidol · 4 months ago
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Going to have to go on a quest to identify the beggar children in the living room, also known as my mother's houseplants, so that they have a chance of receiving adequate care...
#The only two that are doing great are two big plants I can only really describe as 'office plants'.#You know the ones. Massive leafy things in huge pots.#They're almost as old as me and have survived some of the most diabolical overwatering from a third party I have ever heard of.#I don't know if I really need to ID those since they seem completely fine though I will anyway because knowledge is power.#My mother's cactus also seems... fine. Don't know what kind of cactus it is though.#It's just one cactus by itself growing straight up. Has silver quills that turn brown with age... I hope.#Then we have a long-suffering ficus that I just trimmed the brown leaves off of like an hour ago.#Then the worst offender is probably the most heinous ginseng bonsai(?) I've seen in my fucking life.#For years I tell her to shear the fucker and she is too scared to do so.#Tells me to do it... which I will but I want to make sure I know what it is first.#You can ask me 'oh but don't plants come with a little sign in the soil with their name?'#Yes! They do! Unfortunately my mother removed them.#Honestly that cactus is so resilient so I am sure it is alive...#It just spent the first 10 years of its life in inadequate soil and got watered via bathroom condensation.#It came in a set of three and the other two are long-dead but that cactus just didn't give a fuck apparently.#Sunlight? Adequate soil? Being watered and letting the water drain? Never heard of.#I asked after what soil it was in sometime after I got my Crassula ovata.#The concept of different plants needing different soil was quite the revelation to my mother.#Shit's crazy...#I was damn near howling when I asked ''DO YOU THINK MOZAMBIQUE AND NORWAY HAVE THE SAME SOIL?''#Mozambique is where mine is from but the point remains.#I used Norway as an example because I was making a case with like. Those big fir trees in cold climates versus a cactus in a warm climate.
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geek-22 · 1 year ago
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anik-annix · 1 month ago
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my headcanon for those 14 months time skip is that they all invested in a dyson and a 10 step haircare routine
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say-hi-intrepid-heroes · 6 months ago
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YOUR character lives rent free in your head. MINE pays the rent by being my court jester whenever i summon them to entertain me.
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innerchildabortionclinic · 2 months ago
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TED BUNDY WASN'T "CHARMING" AND WOMEN DESCRIBED HIM AS CREEPY. he would pretend to be injured and need assistance to get women to approach him! the myth of the charming serial killer is only useful to cops who don't want to admit they view victims of serial killers as disposable.
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rongrii · 10 months ago
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how it shouldve gone
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vanilla-extracter · 3 months ago
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witches !!
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pinkplasticfangs · 1 month ago
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Soooo those c00lkidd milestone skins huh
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bonus angst
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goldfishinaplasticbag · 2 months ago
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"a girl is damned if she does, damned if she doesn't" - my professor
if this isn't stephanie brown......................
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freakgala · 8 months ago
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The summer ivan died.
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foolsocracy · 1 year ago
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put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop
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starii-void · 1 year ago
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
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corvid-khaos · 2 years ago
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
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stil-lindigo · 10 months ago
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lighthearted.
if this comic resonated with you, please consider donating to this palestinian escape fund (vetted by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein) as it is less than $7,000 away from it's goal.
i turn 24 today. To celebrate, I made this comic to be a spiritual successor to lead balloon, a comic in which I talked about the darkest period of my life so far.
A lot has changed since my 23rd birthday and this one. My priorities have shifted a lot, in ways that I think are mostly good. But i think the best part about today is that suicide has gone back to being a far away notion. I'm really lucky, and I'm grateful for that.
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artocelot · 8 months ago
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Holy shit??? Holy shit??
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