#Source: 2 Broke Girls

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: I know I’ve been talking about Penelope all morning, but another thing I love about Penelope is that she just gets me.

Eloise: Can she come get you right now?

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

(On Orientation Day at the Jedi Temple)

Anakin: Welcome to The Jedi Temple, my name is Anakin because the hospital wouldn't let my mother name me "HUH?!?!?”

[unicornblossom13]

Knockout [after being caught by the Autobots]: I can’t believe this is happening to me, my life is over!

Bumblebee: Look at the camera.

[The Decepticon medic holds up a placard with his name on it, giving a grin and wink as his picture is taken]

Knockout: I’m so humiliated!

Bumblebee: And turn to the side.

[He turns sideways, placing one hand behind his head while the other held the placard]

Bumblebee: Sir, this isn’t Vogue behind bars.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: I should be mad, but I’m mildly attracted to you right now. Stiles: Just mildly? Hey. Now I’m getting mad.

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: I'd get mad, but I'm mildly attracted to you right now

Ruby: Just mildly?! I mean, now I'm getting mad!

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: I should be mad at your insults, Malfoy, but I’m actually mildly attracted to you right now

Draco: Just mildly? Hey. Now I’m getting mad

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: You need to react when people cry.

Jon: I did. I rolled my eyes.

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Leonardo: We're surprised. Casey: That Casey Jones showed up? Raphael: No, that you’re still alive.

[diaryoflife]

[Natasha lost her cat Liho]

Y/N, walking towards her holding a cat: Look I found Liho Nat!

Natasha: That’s not Liho. The name tag says “Cinnamon”!

Y/N: No wonder that little girl kept crying and saying “give me cinnamon! give me cinnamon!”

*the team trying not to laugh*

Y/N, completely serious: And I looked her right in the eye and said “I don’t carry spices in my pocket!”

*everyone bursts out laughing while Natasha hits the back of Y/N’s head*

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: We have to leave, I kissed Natasha again.

Jennifer: What? Already? What happened?

Y/N: I don’t know! It all happened so fast and it was a unisex bathroom! Emphasis on the sex!

[incorrectteyvatism]

Kinich: When I die, I don't care who else is at the funeral, as long as you're there.

Ajaw: Of course I'll be there. The murderer always shows up to throw off the cops.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: I am such a bad judge of character.

Cressida: Of course you are. I’m your best friend.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

(Right before the big fight in Attack of the Clones)

Obi-Wan: I’m surprised.

Anakin: That I showed up?

Obi-Wan: No, that you’re still alive.

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: I know I’ve been talking about Beverly all morning, but another thing I love about Beverly is that she just gets me

Stan: Can she come get you right now?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: -That’s what pack is, people who hate you, but can’t kill you- Scott: ... Stiles: Cause they’re the first ones questioned. Derek: Stiles, no!

[incorrectrivals]

Taggie: I'd get mad, but I'm mildly attracted to you right now.

Rupert: Just mildly? I mean, now I'm getting mad.