#Source: Spiderman

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: Sit down, kid. Alice: I’m older than you. Sirius: Only in years.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Michael: Hey, Elizabeth, I- Ennard: I'm Funtime Freddy. Michael: Funtime Freddy, listen... Ennard: Oops, Funtime Foxy. Michael: Ok, Funtime Foxy... Ennard: Elizabeth again.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: I can't die here! I have a book due at the library Monday morning!

[vigsilantes]

[Y/N and Adrian are out patrolling one night]

Y/N: There’s our guy, what’s our plan?

Adrian: I think we should get him!

Y/N: Wha-?

[Adrian charges towards the bad guy]

Y/N: Oh, okay!

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: If I was the last person on earth, would you date me?

Bellatrix: Lucius, if you were the last person on earth, I wouldn’t exist

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Francis: I can’t die here! I have a book due at the library Monday morning!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: No one messes with my little brother!

Sniper: Isn't Pyro older than you?

Scout: Pfft, only in years!

[shadow-coolness]

Sonic: Eggman? What are you doing here?

Eggman: We need to stop the End or else it'll destroy the world. Once this is over, next time I see you I'll kill you.

[aotearoa20]

Glorfindel: I wake up, skip the work out because I’m naturally fit and don’t want to get too big, yknow

Glorfindel: Do absolutely nothing to my amazing hair -

Teenage Estel: You don’t use any product?

Glorfindel: (shrugs) Just coconut oil, prayers, some genetics

Glorfindel: the Sun

[spiltinksky]

Jisoo: We can have our nervous breakdowns later. Everyone, get it together!

Jihoon: Fine, but when we do get to have our nervous breakdowns, I go first.

[incorrectagentsofshieldquotes]

Robbie: Are you good?

Daisy: Yeah, I'm good. I've been stabbed before.

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Voldemort: Are you good?

Bellatrix: Yeah, I'm good. I've been stabbed before.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Ichabod: I can't die here! I have a book due at the library Monday morning!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: Walls, you look exhausted-

Wally: *usual happy face*

Frank: He does?

Barnaby: What have you been doing?!

Wally: ...

Inner!Wally: O-Okay, I've got this, it's time to spin the "Wheel of Excuses!"

Inner!Wally: *spins the wheel as hard as his tiny arms can, causing the wheel to fly off into the distance*

Inner!Wally: No, my wheel! Come back!

Barnaby: Walls?

Wally: *starts to sweat nervously*

[autisticzenitsu]

Tanjiro: We can have our nervous breakdowns later. Everyone get it together! Zenitsu: Fine, but when we do get to have our nervous breakdowns, I go first!