#Source: alf

[emmikay]

Odysseus: Have I ever lied to you?

Diomedes: Yes. Several times.

Odysseus: I meant today.

Diomedes: So did I.

[writerswho]

Midoriya: Hug me.

Bakugou: What?

Midoriya: I want a hug.

Bakugou: Why?

Midoriya: Well, because we may never see each other again... and we have never taken the time to... you know... hug.

Bakugou: [huging him]

Midoriya: Now, tell me you love me.

[ruins-and-rewritez]

when the Crows play charades

Jesper: *does movie reel hand motion*

Inej: it's a movie!

Jesper: *nods, finger guns and pauses before holding up two fingers*

Wylan: two words?

Jesper: *another nod*

Jesper: *slowly flaps his arms up and down*

Kaz: *sarcastically* the idiot? 😒

Jesper, Inej, Nina and Wy: *glares*

Jesper: *resumes flapping motion:

Kaz: *under his breath: the geek

Nina: *sudden relazation* THE BIRDS?!

Jesper: yesss! you got it Nins

Matthias: *who has never played or heard of charades* no fair! Jesper was making hand signals to help her guess!

Everyone else: *wide eyed looks of concern*

[jokerislandgirl32]

A New Security Force

Koki: “I can’t believe Zach tried to steal the miniaturizer again!”

Aviva: “He’s never going to stop trying. We’re just going to have to amp up security again!”

Koki: “But what do we do? We’ve tried everything we can think of, him and Violet have been bypassing all our enhanced security measures.”

Chris: “I have an idea, and it’s definitely going to work…the Zachbots aren’t the only security force with pinching powers.”

Martin: *nodding in understanding* “Oh yeah, are you thinking what I’m thinking bro?”

Chris: “Oh yes I am, we’ll be back guys!”

Jimmy Z: “Where are they going?”

A Few Days Later

Violet: “Zach, maybe we should just go home, you already tried to steal the miniaturizer this week and ended up in that hamster ball…”

Zach: “Those Wild Rats humiliated me, they are not getting away with it this time! I’m getting the miniaturizer once and for all!”

*As they approach the Tortuga they hear growling.*

Zach: *panicked* “What’s that?”

*Martin and Chris appear with a dog in front of them.*

Zach: *confused* “Why do they have a seeing eye dog?”

Violet: *concern filling her own voice* “Zach…That’s not a seeing eye dog, that’s a Doberman Pinscher!”

Zach: *screaming and jumping into her arms* “Ahhhhhhh! Don’t let it pinch me!”

Violet: *nervous laughter* “Zach that’s not what it means….ohh, Ha-Ha, nice doggie…well ummm, maybe we should get going…b-bye bros!”

*Violet runs away with Zach in her arms.*

All of the WK Team: “It actually worked!”

Source: ALF, Night Train (specifically the “seeing eye dog” line, the “Doberman” line, and the “don’t let it pinch me” line)

[incorrectteyvatism]

Fischl: Mind if I show you a trick? Mona: Last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks to grow my eyebrows back.

[firestorm-fox]

Rouge: How can one alien be so irresponsible? Eclipse: I wasn’t irresponsible, I was hungry.

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: What would you rather do? Go out and have fun or sit around and complain?

Eddie: Sit around and complain!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: I got you a jigsaw puzzle.

Lae'zel: It is broken.

Tav: The idea is you’re supposed to put it back together.

Lae'zel: Why? I did not break it.

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Lamb: What would you rather do? Go out and have fun or sit around and complain?

Narinder: Sit around and complain!

[blogthebooklover]

Soona: (waking up) Good morning Mae: (in the same room) Good morning Soona: (fully awake & sees Mae sitting in the corner & screams) Mae: (screams along with Soona) Soona: NOA!!! Mae: NOA!!! (runs out of the room & hides next door where Noa is) Noa: What's going on in there? Mae: Nothing... Just screaming. Noa: Move out of the way. Mae: No problem (moves out of Noa's way). Noa: (enters previous room only to see Soona clutching her pillow) Soona: (eye twitching) Let me tell you something Noa. I don’t think this is going to work out. Noa: I will handle this (goes back next door and finds Mae) Mae: (tinkering around with one of Noa’s inventions) Interesting concept.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Young Daffy is working on his car but bumps his head on the hood when Marvin honks the horn

Young Marvin: Horn works!

Daffy {sarcastic}: Thank you.

Marvin: Why don't we just kill this thing for the insurance money? We'll make it look like an accident!

[writerswho]

Midoriya: I've been under house arrest for almost month.

Yagi: It's been two days.

Midoriya: Then why did I crave thirty notches on the banister?

Aizawa: Because you are a vandal.

[wish-incorrect-quotes]

Asha: I got you a jigsaw puzzle.

Gabo: It’s broken.

Asha: The idea is you’re supposed to put it back together.

Gabo: Why? I didn’t break it.

[harveybwabbit92]

[Belial deliberately breaks a vase.]

R/n: Why did you do that for?

Belial: Every once in a while I just feel the need to hear something breaking.

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Hyunho: I’ll make breakfast

Jungseung: I already did, sloppy joe’s and fiber glass

[firestorm-fox]

Eclipse: You're acting like this is all my fault. Shadow: Well, isn't it? Eclipse: I was hoping we could share.