#Spoiler blackbat and oracle are queens

[empressgeekt]

fic idea- batboys vs. Period cramp simulator

so, I am part of the half of the population that has a uterus. And as such once a month I am visited by the red demon, that makes my stomach like it's some how both a bottle of squirting ketchup and giving birth to a flipping jellyfish. To cope I watch videos of men using the period cramp simulator and laugh at their screams of pain.

So, I'm sitting on the couch, trying to ignore the deep rooting ache in my lower stomach, a cold pad on my head, heated pad on my stomach and back, eating all the chocolate ice-cream I want (don't you dare tell me that I shouldn't have caffeine, I'm eating all the treats I want), after popping advil like candy for the past few days, and thought; "how would the bat brothers would react to the cramp simulator."

So, the fic would start with spoiler asking the boys (dick, Tim and Jason, [Duke opted out and they didn't want to use the machine on an 8-year-old so Damien is also on the side-lines]), what they know about periods, and they know next too nothing. Oracle starts explaining the basics, what's in the blood, why it happens, and how it works. Dick and Tim getting more and more nervous as she continues.

Nightwing; so wait...it's like contractions? Like labor?

O: the uterus is a muscle, and the isn't just going to fall out.

RR: so it's like churning?

Spoiler: yep, best I can describ it is like a bunch of knife fingers clawing st the inside of your stomach.

Black bat:*holding thumb over start button on the pain simulator* ready?

N: not anymore....

RH: just press start already, I've been tortured and then blown up this can't be any worse.

After 5 minutes of cursing, cries of pain and stomach clutching, Cass reveals they were only on level 3 of 10.

After a wave of disbelief, and claims they the girls were in no way walking around like that. Steph puts a simulator on and sits calmly at a level 8 while Tim is curled up shaking on the floor next to her at a 4.

The brothers try to go through the whole day hooked up to the simulators, training, lunch, case work, patrol. They try to Google things that help with period pain. Needless to say they get pissed at how little information their is, Bruce joins in this part as he wants for know how help his daughters/niece if needed. Tim gets especially pissed at the "Shouldn't have caffeine" thing.

They don't last long when challenged to go to level ten....

In the end, Dick vows to treat his sisters like queens on their time of the month. Jason just said his respect for them has grown tenfold. Tim works on giving all uterus owning employees at WE three-days of menstrual leave a month. Bruce tells the girls that if they ever need a break because their cramps get debilitating, say the word and they'll be excused from anything.

Duke is just glad he chickened out and Damien stares at the simulators and swears he will concur them once he is old enough. Much to Tim dick and Jason's horror.

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Teen Titans Lineup (Edited)

A culmination of a DC Reboot Titans Lineup that was always brewing in my head for an original universe: Earth 136.

Edit: OK, I thought about some changes, so second go at this

Edit 2: OK, a few more changes.

Founders

Dick Grayson-Robin/Nightwing

Kaldur’ahm-Aqualad/Aquaman

Wally West-Kid Flash/Flash

Artemis Crock-Arrowette/Tigress

Donna Troy-Fury/Darkstar

Later Additions

Conner Kent-Superboy/Valor(YJ TV Superboy)

Lilith Clay-Omen

New Teen Titans Recruits

Koriand’r-Starfire

Victor Stone-Cyborg

Garfield Logan-Beast Boy

Rae Roth-Raven

Tara Markova-Terra

Kole Andrews-Crystal Spinner

Joey Wilson-Jericho/Ravager

Titans Academy 1st Class

M’gann M’orzz-Miss Martian

Jason Todd-Stray/Red Claw(Jason Todd adopted by Selina Kyle, doesn’t die)

Roy Harper-Speedy/Arsenal

Lara In Ze-Supergirl/Power Girl

Karen Beecher-Bumblebee/Atom

Malcolm Duncan-Guardian/Herald

Tula-Aquagirl/Ocean Master

Raquel Ervin-Rocket/Icon

Eddie Bloomberg-Kid Devil/Red Devil

2nd Class

Cassandra Wayne-Batgirl/Huntress/Batman

Connor Hawke-Speedy/Green Arrow

Ryan Choi-Micro/Atom

Anissa Pierce-Thunder

Freddy Freeman-King Marvel/Thunder

Cisco Ramon-Vibe

Sinfi Reynard-Mirage

Grant Pratt Emerson-Damage

3rd Class

Stephanie Brown-Robin/Green Lantern

Cassie Sandsmark-Fury/Wonder Woman

Thaddeus Thawne-Inertia

Jor L II/Jordan Kent-Superboy/Superb(Comics Superboy, but instead of a clone they’re Kara’s younger sibling)

Bart Allen-Impulse

Courtney Whitmore-Stargirl

La’gaan-Lagoon

Cisse King Jones-Arrowette

Anita Fite-Empress

Khalid Hassir-Spellcaster/Dr Fate

Billy Batson-Cpt Marvel/Thunder

Later Additions as ‘Young Justice’

Tim Drake-Birdwatch/Blue Beetle

Slobo

Ray Terrill-Ray

Eugene Choi-Dr Marvel

Kiran Singh-Solstice

Greta Hayes-Secret

Lori Zechlin-Black Alice

4th Class

Virgil Hawkins-Static

Richard Foley-Gear

Kit-Kid Eternity

Mia Dearden-Speedy

Natasha Irons-Arclight/Steel

Traci Thurston-Lady 13

Mae Kent-Matrix/Supergirl

Lorena Marquez-Aquagirl/Woman

Luke O’brien-Offspring

Jaime Reyes-Silver Scarab

5th Class

Duke Thomas-Spoiler/Signal

Ace West-Kid Flash

Emiko Queen-Red Arrow

Jackson Hyde-Aqualad

Shenice Vale-SheBang

Olive Silverlock-Paleflame

Jennifer Pierce-Lightning

Pedro Peña-mr Marvel

Eduardo Dorado Jr-El Dorado

 Arlington Jones-Kid Croc(OC)

6th Class

Damian Wayne-Robin/Redbird/Nightwing

Jon Kent-Superboy

Colin Wilkes-Abuse

Darla Dudley-Miss Marvel

Maya Ducard-Nobody

Keli Quintela-Teen Lantern

7th Class

Yara Flor-Fury/Wonder Woman

James Derek Flynn-Sideways

Don Allen-Twister

Nora Allen-XS

Nell Little-Batgirl/Batwing/Flamebird

Ernest Jonathan-Morphic(OC)

Thomas Kallor-Starkid

8th Class

Maps Mizoguchi-Sparrow/Blackbird/Blackbat

Cullen Row-Thrush/Bluebird/BlueJay

Cynthia Lance-Sin/White Canary

Suren Darga-Dragonstaff

Xiomara Rojas-Crush

Djinn

Billy Wu-Roundhouse

Milagro Reyes-Green Lantern

Jess Allen-Kid Flash

Adriana Curry-Aqualass

9th Class

Jamie Sutton-Tornado Champion(Red Tornado’s 2nd Child, Traya’s younger brother)

Maxine Baker-Beast Girl

Lar Gand-Mon El

Maxima(New 52 Maxima)

Jason Free-Escapist

Zan-Rago

Jayna-Fera

JJ Diggle-Silver Tiger

Koryak-Tempest

Jace Fox-Lark

Danny Chase-Phantasm

Amy Allen-Bombshell

Unclassified as of yet

Bobbie Barnes-Wonder Boy/Asclepsius

Additionally, there were some Sidekicks & teen heroes before the official founding

Kate Kane-Batgirl/Batwoman

Kara Zor L-Supergirl/Flamebird/Superwoman

Nubia-Wondergirl/Wonder Woman

Barbara Gordon-Oracle

Will Harper-Red Arrow-(Based off the the YJ version, but not a clone, instead Roy’s older brother)

Ted Kord-Blue Beetle2/Operator

Garth of Shayeris-Aqualad/Tempest

[alt-bebita]

My Complete Batfam (don’t get mad)

Bruce Wayne:

•Batman

•dad of the family

•late 30s

•tired single dad

•world’s greatest detective

•but can’t figure out how to make Tim go to sleep

Alfred Pennyworth:

•savage butler

•grandpa supreme

•somehow more badass than a family of superheroes

•probably in his 100s

Selina Kyle:

•Catwoman

•hot mum

•will protect her kittens with her life

•mid 30s but looks like 25

Kate Kane:

•Batwoman

•Batman’s cousin/auntie to the kids

•lesbian as all hell

•loves ghosts

•29

Dick Grayson:

•Robin->Nightwing->Batman->Nightwing

•eldest son

•drama queen

•dating Koriand’r

•actual child in a 27 year old’s body

•not mature enough to be a cop

Jason Todd:

•Robin ||->Red Hood

•22 but acts like a hardened criminal

•bestie is Roy Harper

•sorta died that one time

•gritty and grumpy

•problem child

Tim Drake:

•Robin |||->Red Robin

•hasn’t slept in a month

•biological age: 17

•mental age: 74

•living off coffee

•smarter than all his brothers combined

•works at Wayne Enterprises with his dad

Damian Wayne:

•Robin V

•biological child

•little ball of pent up anger

•danger to everyone

•probably killed a man

•only like 10

•bestie is Jon Kent

Barbara Gordon:

•Batgirl->Oracle->Batgirl

•more like Bruce’s niece

•girl squad ‘Birds of Prey’

•hacking skills to rival Tim

•26 years old

Helena Bertinelli:

•Huntress->Batgirl ||

•also Bruce’s niece

•almost always arguing with Bruce

•besties with Dick

•mid to late 20s

Cassandra Cain:

•Batgirl |||->Blackbat

•Bruce’s only daughter

•can’t speak but can read body language

•just flat out lovely and sweet

•extremely dangerous

•second only to Damian

•19 with a mental age of 50

Stephanie Brown:

•Spoiler->Robin |V->Batgirl |V

•also Bruce’s niece

•dating Tim Drake

•savage as hell

•18

Harper Row:

•Bluebird

•kinda like a niece/daughter

•punk af

•more style than the whole family combined

•19

Duke Thomas:

•Signal

•nephew/son

•somehow makes bright yellow look good

•18

Ace & Titus:

•Batdogs

•good doggies

Batcow:

•she wears a cape

•original member of Damian’s zoo

Sorry for the long post, here have a Batbrothers picture